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More Riots Disturbances of strikers are not nearly as grave as an individual disorder of the system. Overwork, loss of sleep, nervous tension will be followed by utter collapses, unless a reliable remedy is immediately employed. There's nothing so efficient to cure disorders of the Liver or Kidneys as Electric Bitters. It's a wonderful tonic, and effective nervine and the greatest all around medicine for run down systems. It dispels Nervousness, Rheumatism and Neuralgia and expels Malaria germs. Only 50c, and satisfaction guaranteed by W. B. Hutchinson, Druggist. GUMMING THE STAMPS. Precautions Taken to Insure Uniformity In the Work. The precautions taken to insure uniformity in the gumming of postage stamps are the most interesting part of the work. Each morning when the workmen report for duty they get a series of blanks, which they are to fill out during the day as their work progresses. The government keeps a most careful account of every ounce of gum given them and every sheet of stamps they handle. The system is an absolute check on the stamp sheets, but was designed to insure the use of the proper quantity of gum in proportion to the stamp sheets. When they start work in the morning, each of the men is charged with 1,000 sheets of stamps and twenty-six pounds of gum. He must spread that amount of gum over the given number of sheets. Exhaustive experiments and exact scientific calculations have determined the proportion of gum and paper. rigid and continuous inspection and the keeping of a running account with each operator in the gumming room make it almost impossible to neglect any sheet or to dispose of the gum except by spreading it with absolute uniformity over the sheets. The little vats which hang over the rollers contain delicate instruments which show the temperature at which the gum is kept and its specific gravity. From time to time the superintendent of the gumming room inspects these instruments. He requires an absolute temperature of 80 degrees and a specific gravity of 29.—New York Tribune. How Work Kills Music. Did you ever hear of a telegrapher who could play the piano? If so, how many? Not how many pianos, of FACTS ABOUT ANAHEIM. Sketch of the industries and Resources or this Most Beautiful Part of California. The City of Anaheim, with a population of 2500, is situated in the northern part of Orange county, in Southern California, 12 miles from the ocean, 4½ miles from the foothills, and 148¼ feet above sea level. It is 27 miles from Los Angeles, the second largest city in the State of California. The climatic conditions are the most favorable for out-door life to be found in Southern California. The temperature is extremely uniform, seldom rising above 90 degrees in summer, or falling below 32 degrees in winter. The abundance of sunlight and the absence of sharp frosts and cold winds make it a place especially acceptable to those desiring to escape the severe climate of the east. The country is very attractive. It is practically level, with just sufficient slope from the hills to afford adequate drainage. The roads are level, well graded, and well kept, affording excellent opportunities for cycling and driving. The soil is a rich sandy loam which never bakes, making it a very easy ground to work; thus lending itself readily to the cultivation of berries, nuts, oranges, etc. The variety of products, and the possibility of procuring small tracts of land at low figures, and on easy terms, make our section of the county very attractive and advantageous for truck raising, or for farming on a small scale. The following are a few of the products: oranges, lemons, walnuts, grapes, peaches, apricots, sugar beets, berries and vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possessor of a Building and Loan Association, Water company, two railroads, fruit cannery and drier large oil industry. BRING YOUR FRONT TO CALIFORNIA If you have Louis, Or where else ea whom you w write us giving tell you how Briefly, th with us enou ticket and in We telegraph nished and pa It is all ver Rock Island System F. A Physician Writes, "I am desirous of knowing if this session can obtain Herbine in bus prescribing purposes? It has been great use to me in treating dys brought on by excess or overwrote have never known it to fall in res the organs affected to their health activity." 50c a bottle, at J. P. feld's, Anaheim. "I asked her if she would scree her mother if I kissed her." "Did she say?" "She said her was fully capable of doing he How Work Kills Music. Did you ever hear of a telegrapher who could play the piano? If so, how many? Not how many pianos, of course, but how many telegraphers. Telegraph operators find that after they have worked at a key for several years their forearms and their fingers lose that flexibility that is essential to musicianly work on the piano. As many of the men are fond of music and have pianos of their own they find it hard to be out off from the enjoyment of the music they could make for themselves if it were not for the strained conditions of the muscles. There are few other lines of work that incapacitate a man for picking out the sharps and flats, but the telegraphers say that they know few men in their ranks who can use a piano with any effect. When they sit down before one, their first move is the old impulse that operating the key gives them. They want to use that finger that they use in sending messages, and they find it difficult even after they struggle for a long time to make themselves players of more than ordinary attainments—Chicago Tribune. Etiquette by Precedent. For example of how men may live and act according to precedent there can be no better reference than to the lord chamberlain's office in London. There in quiet rooms day after day men learned in state etiquette, court dress and royal functions reach down heavy volumes to see what was done on such and such an occasion. Beautiful pictures showing with minute exactness the details of the court costume under various circumstances are ready to their hands. Is the shah of Persia coming? Is the kaiser soon to arrive? Is the king going to receive the monarch of Siam? Is one of the royal princesses to be married? When any of these events happens, the officials at the lord chamberlain's office know exactly what to do. And if some point should crop up which has not been raised for a century or more they have the faithful official records as to what was done on the last like occasion. A Curious Clock. In one of the chief watchmaking establishments in Zurich there is to be seen a remarkable curiosity in the way of watch or clock making. The time piece is in the form of a ball, which moves imperceptibly down an inclined surface without rolling. The length of this inclined surface, which is sixteen inches long, is accomplished from top to bottom in twenty-four hours. Then the ball only needs lifting to the top again. This extraordinary timepiece has no spring and therefore needs no winding. The hands are kept in motion by the sliding along an inclined possibility of procuring small tracts of land at low figures, and on easy terms, make our section of the county very attractive and advantageous for truck raising, or for farming on a small scale. The following are a few of the products: oranges, lemons, walnuts, grapes, peaches, apricots, sugar beets, berries and vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possessor of a Building and Loan Association, Water company, two railroads, fruit cannery and drier, large oil industry, ostrich farm, bank, several adequate commercial houses, two hotels and two newspapers. The city also owns its water and lighting plant. FACTS ABOUT ORANGE CO. The census bureau has issued a bulletin on agriculture in California which we quote from extensively in another part of this issue. One of the interesting features of the report is the paragraph giving the number of farms and acres of farming lands in the five Southern California counties. The pre-eminence of Orange county is apparent: Counties. No. farms. Acres. Los Angeles. 6577. 895,063 Orange. 2888. 509,436 Riverside. 2840. 427,097 San Bernardino. 2350. 219,132 San Diego. 2698. 809,419 But it is in the acreage of irrigated lands that Orange county takes easy precedence over the other counties of Southern California: Counties. Acres. Los Angeles. 8464 Orange. 51,549 Riverside. 32,947 San Bernardino. 37,877 San Diego. 16,022 The area of Orange county is 780 square miles; that of Los Angeles, 3880; that of Riverside, 7008; that of San Bernardino, 20055, and that of San Diego, 8400 square miles. Orange county thus contains one-fifth the area of Los Angeles; yet its irrigated lands approach in area to one-half those of its neighbor to the north. Riverside embraces nine times its area, yet it irrigates 9000 more acres, or a fourth more than the belauded county on the east. San Bernardino is 25 times its size, yet its irrigated acres exceed those of this jumbo county by nearly 4000, approximately ten per cent. San Diego is eleven times its size, yet it irrigates 25,000 acres more than the county on the south—300 per cent is the former's irrigated area as compared with that of the latter—almost the irrigated area of San Diego and Riverside combined. Orange county possesses the finest system of irrigation, the most secure water rights, that exist in Southern California. That is what we have said many a time and oft. These figures prove it. It is the handsomest and most productive county that lies outdoors and is settling up faster. A Physician Writes. "I am desirous of knowing if this fession can obtain Herbine in bus prescribing purposes? It has been great use to me in treating dyspeptic brought on by excess or overwhe have never known it to fall in rest the organs affected to their health activity." 50c a bottle, at J.P. field's, Anaheim. "I asked her if she would scream her mother if I kissed her." did she say?" "She said her was fully capable of doing her screaming." So Sweet and Pleasing in Mrs. C. Peterson, 625 Lake Sopka, Kan., speaking of Bass Horehound Syrup, says: "It has failed to give entire satisfaction of all cough remedies, it is my fault and I must confess to my many that it will do, and has done, claimed for it—to cure a cough cold; and it is so sweet and so piny in taste." 25c, 50c, and $1.00 at J.P. Hatzfeld's. A BOWERY INCIDENT The invited guest Who Was Before the Feast. The missionary had finished to the crowd of derelicts in a mission and went around the shake them by the hand. The one man sitting on a bench who was so utterly loathsome that his slonary's gorge rose in his throb he was compelled to pass him by man's dulled eye marked the disgust, and in a tone of mingement and rebellion he cried "Say, mister, why don't your hands wild me?" The young missionary turned science stricken, looked into scarred features and grasped their hand. "Really, brother, you must me," he stammered. "I—I could it when I saw you—your face make amends. You must take with me tomorrow night." The broken man glanced at in confusion, blushed like a gasp: "Wot! Me take dinner wid you go to your house! Mel!" "Yes, I mean it. I'll come to night and get you." True to his word, the mission sent himself at the lodging next evening and inquired man. A corpse was lying on the handkerchief spread over The clerk jerked his thumb in rection of the body. "That's Wilson," he said. "fixed himself up and was waft you; dropped dead half an hour New York Press." Embarrassing. The Squire's Pretty Daughter ing the village school—No dren can you tell me what is? The children looked at one but remained silent. "Can no one answer this quaint new curate asked, who wang behind the squire's daughter A little girl was suddenly..." A Curious Clock. In one of the chief watchmaking establishments in Zurich there is to be seen a remarkable curiosity in the way of watch or clock making. The timepiece is in the form of a ball, which moves imperceptibly down an inclined surface without rolling. The length of this inclined surface, which is sixteen inches long, is accomplished from top to bottom in twenty-four hours. Then the ball only needs lifting to the top again. This extraordinary timepiece has no spring and therefore needs no winding. The hands are kept in motion by the sliding along an inclined plane.—London Globe. Reading In Bed. Commenting upon the recent discussion of the habit of reading in bed, American Medicine concludes that if the position is literally prone the habit is bad, because in such a position the eyes are fixed upon the book in a straining and harmful way and the book cannot be sufficiently illuminated. But if one sits propped up by pillows, in much the same position of the head and trunk as when in a chair, there can be no evil consequences, provided a good rich light is rightly placed behind and at one side of the head. The greatest argument for reading in bed is that the attention is not distracted by the discomfort of the body, the noises and interruptions usual at other times. Let one take an erect position of the body and head, be assured he has a good oculist and that his light is strong, white, steady and properly placed. He may then read with impunity until drowsiness cautions him to stop. Long Range Prayer. The Swiss mountaineers have a custom of calling through speaking trumpets at dusk each evening, "Praise the Lord God!" This call may be started by one herdsman and is answered by others from neighboring peaks, the sound being much prolonged as it reverberates from one mountain to another. After a short interval, supposedly devoted to prayer, a herdsman calls in the same manner, "Good night!" this, too, being repeated by his fellows. Then all retire to their huts. The impressiveness of these calls, echoing and re-echoling from rock and mountain to mountain, can easily be imagined. LIVER TROUBLES "I find Thedford's Black-Draught a good medicine for liver disease. It cured my son after he had spent $100 with doctors. It is all the medicine I take."—MRS. CAROLINE MARTIN, Parkersburg, W. Va. If your liver does not act regularly go to your druggist and secure a package of Thedford's Black-Draught and take a dose tonight. This great family medicine frees the constipated bowels, stirs up the torpid liver and causes a healthy secretion of bile. Thedford's Black-Draught will cleanse the bowels of impurities and strengthen the kidneys. A torpid liver invites colds, biliousness, chills and fever and all manner of sickness and contagion. Weak kidneys result in Bright's disease which claims as many victims as consumption. A 25-cent package of Thedford's Black-Draught should always be kept in the house. "I used Thedford's Black-Draught for liver and kidney complaints and found nothing to excel it."—WILLIAM COFFMAN, Marblehead, Ill. THEDFORD'S BLACK-DRAUGHT With majestic swings receives the gifts presented to a cat of high degree, to who acts as proud conductor. A gazelle are playing at checker popotamus is perched in a horse has climbed into and is trying to dislodge him. BRING YOUR FRIENDS TO CALIFORNIA. If you have a friend in Chicago, St. Louis, Omaha, Kansas City or anywhere else east of the Rocky Mountains whom you want to bring to California, write us giving particulars and we will tell you how the matter can be arranged. Briefly, the plan is this: You deposit with us enough money to cover cost of ticket and incidental expenses en route. We telegraph East, order the ticket furnished and passenger starts for California. It is all very simple. F. L. MILLER, District Passenger Agent, 237 So. Spring St., Los Angeles. A Physician Writes, I am desirous of knowing if the proson can obtain Herbine in bulk for teribing purposes? It has been of use to me in treating dyspepsia right on by excess or overwork. I never known it to fall in restoring organs affected to their healthful quality." 50c a bottle, at J. P. Hatzs, Anaheim. I asked her if she would scream for mother if I kissed her." "What she say?" "She said her mother fully capable of doing her own THE "ROUND ROBIN." No One Knows Origin of the Strange Term. A "round robin" is one of those documents of which the name is familiar to most people, but which uncommonly few have ever seen or signed. Every one knows that the thing which bears so singular a name is a communication—letter, remonstrance, warning or the like—the signatures to which are written around the circumference of the circle which incloses the body of the epistle, or radiating therefrom like the spokes of a wheel from a hub, so that the responsibility of signing is equally shared. No one signatory can be accused of being either the first or the last to sign, of being the leader or the whipper in. The most famous example on record probably is the remonstrance which was sent to Dr. Johnson in connection with his epitaph on Oliver Goldsmith. The doctor had prepared an epitaph in Latin, but some of his friends, who had also been friends of Goldsmith, took exception to it on two grounds, the first being that it did not quite do justice to the author of the "Traveler" as a writer, and particularly as a poet, and the second that it should be written in English. The party of friends were gathered around Sir Joshua Reynolds' hospitable if somewhat ill served table, and though they found themselves in general agreement on these two points, no one had the courage to be willing to "bell the cat," or, in other words, to take the lead in tackling the formidable Johnson on these two rather delicate matters. "At last," says Sir William Forbes, "it was hinted that there could be no way so good as that of a round robin, as the sailors call it, which they make use of when they enter a conspiracy so as not to let it be known who puts his name first or last to the paper." The idea was at once accepted, the address to Dr. Johnson was prepared and all signed it in the form proposed. This very interesting paper is still extant and is preserved among other valuable manuscripts in the library of Haigh Hall, near Wigan, the seat of the Earl of Crawford. It begins, "We, the circumscribers," and the signatures, written around the circle which incloses the address, include those of Gibbon, Burke, Joseph Warton, Sheridan, Sir Joshua Reynolds, George Col. TABLE TALK OVER COFFEE. The talk that evening began fad of the "Vegetarians" and liefs. It soon developed that ful Miss Schuyler thought "Vegetarian." "But," said "what do you eat?" "All kiables and fruit," said she, "milk, have eggs for breakfast other meals I eat butter, puddle cake, and tell every one to do as I do, I feel so much. The doctor looked astonisyou call that vegetarian? My woman don't you know that and milk are animal foods? It is a mistake to urge others you. What is good for your good for others. The Esc Arctic regions couldn't supply vegetable diet. Some annecessary to keep heat in h A Physician Writes. I am desirous of knowing if the proson can obtain Herbine in bulk for herbing purposes? It has been of use to me in treating dyspepsia right on by excess or overwork. I never known it to fall in restoring organs affected to their healthful writter." 50c a bottle, at J. P. Hatzs, Anaheim. I asked her if she would scream for mother if I kissed her." "What she say?" "She said her mother fully capable of doing her own faming." So Sweet and Pleasing in Taste! Ms. C. Peterson, 625 Lake St., Toka, Kan., speaking of Ballard's rehound Syrup, says: "It has never to give entire satisfaction, and all cough remedies, it is my favorite, I must confess to my many friends it will do, and has done, what is mimed for it—to cure a cough or a lil; and it is so sweet and so pleasing taste." 25c, 50c, and $1.00 bottle J. P. Hatzfeld's. A BOWERY INCIDENT. The Invited Guest Who Was Called Before the Feast. The missionary had finished his talk the crowd of derrelens in a Bowery mission and went around the room to take them by the hand. There was a man sitting on a bench whose face is so utterly loathsome that the misnary's gorge rose in his throat, and compelled to pass him by. The man's dulled eye marked the look of ugust, and in a tone of mingled detion and resentment he cried out: Say, mister, why don't you shake ands wid me? The young missionary turned, conence stricken, looked into the slim carved features and grasped the man's hand. Really, brother, you must forgive, he stammered. "I—I couldn't help when I saw you—your face. But I'll take amends. You must take dinner with tomorrow night." The broken man glanced at his rags confusion, blushed like a girl and sped: "Wot! Me take dinner wid you! Me to your house! Me!" Yes, I mean it. I'll come tomorrow night and get you." True to his word, the missionary prented himself at the lodging house next evening and inquired for the man. A corpse was lying on the table, handkerchief spread over its face. He clerk jerked his thumb in the diction of the body. That's Wilson," he said. "He had need himself up and was waitin' for; dropped dead half an hour ago."—New York Press. Embarrassing. The Squire's Pretty Daughter.(examing the village school)—Now, chilren, can you tell me what a miracle? The children looked at one another, at remained silent. "Can no one answer this question?" he new curate asked, who was standing behind the squire's daughter. A little girl was suddenly struck Many a hard working young woman spends her noon hour in an endeavor to get a little rest to carry her through the remaining hours of the day. She is weak and weary, but she cannot give up the occupation which supports her. She must go back to the office and the typewriter, to the store and its daties, with tiresome customers to wait on and exacting employers to please. For people who are weak and run down there is no medicine so valuable as Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It cures diseases of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition. Many diseases in organs remote from the stomach have origin in a diseased condition of the stomach and its allied organs. When the stomach is "weak" there is a failure to properly digest and assimilate the food which is eaten. Hence the whole body, and each organ of it, suffers from lack of nutrition, so that as a consequence of "weak" stomach, there may be "weak" lungs, "weak" heart, "weak" or torpid liver, "weak" nerves, etc. By curing diseases of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition, "Golden Medical Discovery" enables the assimilation of the nutriment necessary for the requirements of a healthy body. It increases the activity of the blood-making glands, and so increases the supply of blood which is the vital fluid of the body. There is no alcohol in the "Discovery" and it is entirely free from opium, cocaine, and all other narcotics. Sick and ailing people especially those suffering from disease in its chronic form are invited to consult Dr. Pierce by letter free. All correspondence is held as strictly private and sacred confidential. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. There is no similar offer of free medical advice which has behind it an institute of national note such as the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, Buffalo, N. Y., presided over by Dr. Pierce, its chief consulting physician, with the assistance of nearly a score of skilled specialists. "The Wonderful Medicoiner." "I must again send a few lines to you 40 let you know how I am getting along with my wife me two weeks ago." write Miss Bertha Beler, 1416 Benton Street, St. Louis, Mo. "I still continue in very good health and think there is not a better medicine on earth than Dr. Pierce Golden Medical Discovery. We would not be without it in the house, and also the little Pellets." "I have recommended Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery to many friends, and they all think it will do just what is claimed for it. It is the best thing for nervousness, and for a weak, run down condition that any body could want. I was very nervous and weak last week." write Miss Bertha Beler, 1416 Benton Street, St. Louis, Mo. "I give a person new life and new blood. I can now work all day long without feeling the least tired." In fact I feel like a new person. My mother was also cured by it of a very bad state of stomache (tubular about three years ago). I thank you a thousand times for what you have done for me and for your kind advice. Wasted to a skeleton. "About six years ago my health failed," writes sailors call it, which they make use of when they enter a conspiracy as not to let it be known who puts his name first or last to the paper." The idea was at once accepted, the address to Dr. Johnson was prepared and all signed it in the form proposed. This very interesting paper is still tantant and is preserved among other valuable manuscripts in the library of Haigh Hall, near Wigan, the seat of the Earl of Crawford. It begins, "We, the circumscripters," and the signatures written around the circle which incloses the address, include those of Gibbon, Burke, Joseph Warton, Sherdan, Sir Joshua Reynolds, George Colman and half a dozen others which are nowadays but little known. Johnson took the remonstrance in good part but as to not writing the epitaph in Latin, declared that he would never consent to disgrace the walls of Westminster abbey with an English inscription! The whole story is eminently characteristic both of Johnson and his times. No one has yet been able to give a satisfactory explanation of the strange term "round robin."—London Globe. Breaking It Gently. This is a true account of one person's idea of "breaking the news gently." The cook, whose home was off in the country, appeared before the "powers above" with a letter in her hand. "I'll have to go home for a couple of days, mum," she said. "My cousin's just written to me." And she handed over the crumpled bit of paper with an audible sniff. Dear Mary," it ran, "you had better come home at once. Your father is very sick." And it continued with many particulars of the illness. At the end was a postscript which, like the old joke of a woman's P. S., had the pith of the matter. "So long as you'll be driving up from the village you may as well bring the undertaker along with you in the wagoon."—New York Times. THE WORD "BUT." An Analysis of the American Habit of Using It. The word "but" is sometimes said to be characteristic of Americans. It marks the qualifying spirit, which hesitates at extremes and likes to adjust the balance of truth. If, for instance, somebody speaks extravagantly of Emerson's genius the critical spirit replies, "Yes, he was a genius, but" he had such and such limitations. If, on other hand, the limitations are mentioned first at another time, the same spirit observes, "Yes, he has those faults, but he is a genius with it all." "But" expresses the desire to have both sides presented. Carried to excess, the habit leads to argumentativeness and carping. The person who gets only argument out of conversation is usually a barren companion. Sometimes also it shows an unkind nature, when the word is used regularly after hearing others praised. It becomes index of envy or of the absence of enthusiasm. Qualifying too constantly in appreciation is like damning with faint praise, or rather, praising with an accompaniment of faint damages. The ardent, imaginative temperament makes less use of qualification. Carried along with a rush, whether of praise or re- Children's Coughs and Mrs. Joe McGrath, 327 Hutchinson, Kan., writes given Ballard's Horehound my children for coughs and past four years, and best medicine I ever use many cough syrups, it copes opium, but will soothe and ease of the throat or lunge than any other remedy.$1 at J. P. Hatzfeld's Annales. W.H. Spake is one a busy Bakersfield and other sect-upcountry. He will be aboor two. Tragedy Averted. "Just in the nick of time boy was saved" writes Mrkins of Pleasant City, Ohio. It is had played sad havoc with a terrible cough set in besi-treated him, but he grew day. At length we tried Dr. Discovery for Consumption darling was saved. He's-and well.” Everybody oung it's only sure cure Colds and all Lung diseaset by W.B. Hutchinson Price 50¢ and $1.00 Trial Theo. Rimpau and daugh Sophia and Marie Rimpau friends in Los Angeles thii Working Overtime Eight hour laws are those tireless, little worker New Life Pills. Millions work night and day,and curtion,Billiousness,Consist Headache,and All Stomach Bowel troubles.Easy,plasure Only 25c at W.W.'son's drug store. Evidences of Rit. "Isn't her display of disnificent?" "It is undeniably lava Miss Cayenne."and in so taste than it would be to co-self with real money and bonds."—Washington Star Getting Sting Constance—Why so lack trude? Is there any perception of his love? Embarrassing. The Squire's Pretty Daughter (examining the village school—Now, children can you tell me what a miracle? The children looked at one another, not remained silent. "Can no one answer this question?" the new curate asked, who was standing behind the squire's daughter. A little girl was suddenly struck with a brilliant idea. She stood up her hand excitedly. "Well, Nellie?" the squire's daughter asked, smiling approvingly. "Please, miss," the small child replied breathlessly. "mother says 'twilight' is a miracle if you don't marry the new curate."—London Globe. Recognized It. "This," smiled the fond young wife as she passed a plate of dessert to her husband, is cottage pudding. I made myself." The man tasted of it. "I'd have known it was cottage pudding," he asserted. "You would?" she asked, delighted. "Yes. I can taste the plaster and the wall paper. What did you do with the chinles and the bricks of the chimney?"—Judge. The Sweet Girls. Kittle—Paul told me last evening I was the prettiest girl he ever saw. Bessle—Oh, that's nothing. He said the same to me last year. Kittle—I know, dear, but his taste may have improved since then, you know.—Boston Transcript. Old Comical Pictures. There is in the museum of Turin Italy, a papyrus roll which displays a whole series of comical scenes. In the first place, a lion, a crocodile and an ermine giving a vocal and instrumental concert. Next comes an ass dressed, armed and sceptered like a pharaoh. With majestic swagger he receives the gifts presented to him by a cat of high degree, to whom a ballet acts as proud conductor. A lion and gazelle are playing at checkers, a hip popotamus is perched in a high tree and a horse has climbed into the treetand is trying to dislodge him. Wasted to a Skeleton. About six years ago my health failed, writes Miss Aletha E. Green, of Coopstown, Harford Co., Maryland. "I kept getting down lower and lower until I could scarcely walk across the floor without struggling and gasping for breath. My home physician pronounced it general deficiency and catarrh of the throat, but although he did all he could, he failed to even relieve me. I tried various remedies, but all of no avail. I soon wasted away to a mere skeleton. Finally I was persuaded to write to Dr. R. V. Pierce, of Buffalo, N.Y., which I did immediately. And on receiving his very kind advice I commenced the use of his 'Golden Medical Discovery' and 'Favorite Prescription.' I took foxtails of the 'Golden Medical Discovery' and nine of the 'Favorite Prescription.' I took foxtails of the 'Golden Medical Discovery' and nine of the 'Favorite Prescription.' I took foxtails of the 'Golden Medical Discovery' and nine of the 'Favorite Prescription.' Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser is free on receipt of stamps to pay expenses of mailing only. Send 31 one-cent stamps for the book in cloth binding, or 2 stamps for the paper covered volume. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. Cafes in the Hungarian Capital. The trees and the cafes in Pest are Parisian, only there are more trees and more cafes, and in Pest the cafes do not have a crowded existence. There is never the impression of a few tables and a few chairs forced into a narrow space. It seems as if when the city was laid out and when the buildings were erected, special providence had been made for tables and shrubbery in front of them in the same way that space is calculated for gardens and fountains and takes in laying out an exposition ground. If old Paris was all on a hill on one side of the Seine and new Paris had been built since 1800 and the Parisian had the free life of the gypsy in his heart and the Russian's fondness for room whether outdoors or in and art and architecture had flourished in Hungary for centuries, there might be some reason for comparison which frequently occurs to the hurrying tourist—Frederick Palmer in Scribner's. But expresses the desire to have both sides presented. Carried to excess, the habit leads to argumentative and carping. The person who gets only argument out of conversation is usually a barren companion. Sometimes also it shows an unkind nature, when the word is used regularly after hearing others praised. It becomes the index of envy or of the absence of enthusiasm. Qualifying too constantly in appreciation is like damning with faint praise, or rather, praising with an accompaniment of faint damages. The ardent, imaginative temperament makes less use of qualification. Carried along with a rush, whether of praise or reproach, it seldom stops to split the hair of exact truth. "But me no bats," it says. The little word is more leniently treated by judicial and scientific minds. If its constant use is typically American, as the English not frequently allege, it fits in with the proverbial idea of Uncle Sam—a sort of cautious and skeptical New England farmer, with his "Waal," I don't jest know," rather than with the American type which has been developed since the west became a greater element in the compound—Collier's Weekly. It Saved His Leg P.A.Danforth of LaGrange,Ga., suffered for six months with a frightful running sore on his leg; but writes that Bucklen's Arnica Salve wholly cured it in five days. For Ulcers, Wounds,Piles,it'sthe best salve in the world.Cure guaranteed. Only 25c.Sold by W.B.Hutchinson,druggist. 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Nasal CATARRH In all its stages.Ely's Cream Balm cleanses,soothes and heals the diseased membrane.It cures catarrh and drives away a cold-in-the head quickly.Cream Balm is placed into over the membrane and is absorbed mediate and a cure follows.Ilt hot produce sneezing.Right glasses or by mail.Trial Size,20 cm ELY BROTHERS, Warren TABLE TALK OVER THE COFFEE. The talk that evening began with the fad of the "Vegetarians" and their beliefs. It soon developed that the beautiful Miss Schuyler thought herself a "Vegetarian." "But," said Dr. Smith, "what do you eat?" "All kinds of vegetables and fruit," said she, "then I drink milk, have eggs for breakfast, besides other meals I eat butter, pudding, cheese and cake, and tell every one they ought to do as I do, I feel so much better." The doctor looked astonished. "And you call that vegetarian? My dear young woman don't you know that butter, eggs and milk are animal foods? Then, too, it is a mistake to urge others to follow you. What is good for you may not be good for others. The Esquime of the Arctic regions couldn't support life on a vegetable diet. Some animal food is necessary to keep heat in his body. On chronic complaints which embitter life are due to stomach disorders which could just as well be avoided." "Now, Dr. Smith," interrupted Miss Schuyler, "I know you're going to tell us all just what to do and that when our stomach begins to trouble us and we have dyspepsia or what not, we are all to march in line, one after the other, into your office and have our stomach pumped out. No thank you, I tried that when I had dyspepsia, heart palpitations and dizzy spells so bad I thought I'd go mad, and then when I struck the pump treatment I thought I'd go madder! But fortunately just about that time I saw something in the paper which made me stop and think. I said, if hundreds of others can be cured by such simple treatment as taking Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery three times a day, I think I'll try. I did try, and in two months I was sound and well again—without those horrid stomach pumps, and then best of all, I wrote to Dr. R. V. Pierce, at Buf. "I can't dispute your statement, for it is undoubtedly true," said the doctor. "I have seen many cases in my practice of dyspepsia and other diseases of the stomach cured by that' Discovery' of Dr. Pierce. It seems to assist in the digestion and assimilation of the food in the stomach, and not only that but it builds up the general health by enriching the blood and stimulating the liver into healthy action. Nervous feelings of despondency and the blues are done away with because the nerves are fed on rich pure blood and they no longer cry out for their proper food. No man or woman can be strong or feel happy who is suffering from indigestion, because when the stomach is diseased there's a diminution of the red corpuscles of the blood—this is why one don't sleep well, is languid, nervous and irritable." The World's Dispensary Medical Association of Buffalo, N.Y., the proprietors and manufacturers of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, are willing to Forfeit $3,000 If they cannot show the original signature of the individuals who volunteer the testimonials below, and of the writers of every testimonial among the thousands which they are constantly publishing, thus proving their genuineness. Words cannot express what I suffered for three years from the effects of a torpid liver," writes Jas. E. Hawkins, Esq., President Order of Golden Circle, No. 41, of America, Box 1038, St. Louis, Mo. "Had I but known of your 'Golden Medical Discovery' sooner what misery I might have been spared. I was bilious, tongue was coated, appetite poor, and I had frequent distressing pains in the side and under-shoulder-blades, but within a week after I commenced Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery there was a marked change for the better, so I kept on using it, three times a day, for over a month, with an occasional dose of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets to regulate the bowels, and the results were all more than I could wish. My appetite is splendid—I feel ten years younger, and am entirely free from pain of any kind. Your 'Golden Medical Discovery' is certainly all that its name implies, and I gratefully endorse it." Mrs. Alice Everly, of Creedville, Ohio says: "Sometimes ago I wrote you in regard my case, asking your advice also what I needed in the medicine line. The advice came promptly and after following your directions I find myself entirely relieved of any distressing symptoms of my old troubles, and feel I am entirely cured. I had liver complaint and indigestion of the bowels. Took eight bottles of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, also three vials of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Your remedies have proven very satisfactory in my case, and I am delighted to be my old self once more. I thank you for your good and valuable advice, which was so promptly given. My husband is taking the 'Golden Medical Discovery,' and also feels that it is doing him good. One thing we are very positive of, is that it will give..." It soon developed that the beautiful Miss Schuyler thought herself a "Vegetarian." But, said Dr. Smith, "what do you eat?" "All kinds of vegetables and fruit," said she, "then I drink milk, have eggs for breakfast, besides at other meals I eat butter, pudding, cheese and cake, and tell every one they ought to do as I do, I feel so much better." The doctor looked astonished. "And you call that vegetarian? My dear young woman don't you know that butter, eggs and milk are animal foods? Then, too, it is a mistake to urge others to follow you. What is good for you may not be good for others. The Esquime of the Arctic regions couldn't support life on a vegetable diet. Some animal food is necessary to keep heat in his body. On the other hand, besides the individual peculiarities and the climate, the conditions under which each person lives, would make it a mistake for you to recommend to everybody to follow your example." "At the same time," continued the doctor, "I have come to the conclusion that fully one-half of the Children's Coughs and Colds. Mrs. Joe McGrath, 327 E.1st St. Hutchinson, Kan., writes: "I have given Ballard's Horehound syrup to my children for coughs and colds for the past four years, and find it the best medicine I ever used. Unlike many cough syrups, it contains no opium, but will soothe and heal any disease of the throat or lungs quicker than any other remedy. 25c, 50c and $1, at J. P. Hatzfeld's, Anaheim. W. H. Spake is on a business trip to Bakersfield and other sections of the up-country. He will be absent a week or two. Tragedy Averted "Just in the nick of time our little boy was saved" writes Mrs. W. Watkins of Pleasant City, Ohio. "Pneumonia had played sad havoc with him and a terrible cough set in besides. Doctors treated him, but he grew worse every day. At length we tried Dr. Kings New Discovery for Consumption, and our darling was saved. He's now sound and well." Everybody ought to know, it's the only sure cure for Coughs, Colds and all Lung diseases. Guaranteed by W. B. Hutchinson, Druggist. Price 50c and $1.00. Trial bottles free. Theo. Rimpau and daughters Misses Sophia and Marie Rimpau visited with friends in Los Angeles this week. Working Overtime Eight hour laws are ignored by those tireless, little workers—Dr. King's New Life Pills. 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Gertrude—No, but of late he evinces a disinclination to talk about his money.—Town Topics. His Old Master. He (showing his country cousin a portrait in his art gallery)—What do you think of my old master? She—Pleasant face the old gentleman has. How long did you study with him? Physically, Not Financially. She—I thought you said your father was a big contractor. He—So he is. He weighs 825 pounds—Chelsea Gazette. Didn't take the Hint. Nora—Oi towld that installment month he naden't call so often. Mistress—Did he take the hint? "No, mum; he took the plonny."—Philadelphia Record. To the last day she lives a woman can never understand how a man can worry about money matters when the children are doing so well at school.—New York Press. Nasal CATARRH In all its stages. Ely's Cream Balm cleanses, soothes and heal the diseased membrane. It cures catarrh and drives away a cold in the head quickly. Cream Balm is placed into the nostrils, spread over the membrane and is absorbed. 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