anaheim-gazette 1904-01-28

TAMING A HORSE. Three Articles That Will Subdue the Most Savage Animal. There were trouble and excitement one day on a ranch in Colorado. A high spirited, half broken stallion was prancing about the yard attached to the rancher's house. He had just thrown a cowboy who boasted there was nothing on four legs he could not ride, and he was rearing and bucking so that not even the pluckiest man on the ranch dared to approach. While the men were standing around wondering what to do the rancher's sixteen-year-old daughter came out of the house and calmly walked up to the excited animal. When he saw her he ceased rearing, whinnied and stood still. She just put her hand on his mane, stroked his nose and then vaulted lightly on his back and rode around the yard, to the amazement of the men. "How do you manage it?" one of them asked her. "Before you tackled him he was as savage as a tiger." "It is simple enough," the girl replied. "Any woman can handle a house better than a man can. See this!"—showing the man a small round object she had in her hand—"this is horse castor. Horses love the smell of it and will go up to any one who has it." "Any horse has sense enough to know the people who love it. That stallion began to quiet down as soon as he saw me. When I got near him he smelled the musty horse castor in my clothes, for I always carry a little piece in my pocket." "That pleased him so much that I was able to stroke his head. While doing so I rubbed his nose with a few drops of oil of cumin, which I had poured into the palm of my hand. Horses positively love that scent. Then, did you notice that I put my hand into his mouth? The object of that was to pour a few drops of oil of rhodium on to his tongue from a tiny vial which I always carry." "With these three articles any horse can be tamed. Where do you get them? Well, the cumin and rhodium can be bought at any drug store; the horse castor must be cut from a horse's forefoot. It is a warty growth there." It is a fact that horses are very fond of these scents. They are often used by women in the tropics and west in the training and breaking of horses—New York Commercial Advertiser. FACTS ABOUT ANAHEIM. Sketch of the industries and Resources or this Most Beautiful Part of California. The City of Anaheim, with a population of 2500, is situated in the northern part of Orange county, in Southern California, 12 miles from the ocean, 4½ miles from the foothills, and 148½ feet above sea level. It is 27 miles from Los Angeles, the second largest city in the State of California. The climatic conditions are the most favorable for outdoor life to be found in Southern California. The temperature is extremely uniform, seldom rising above 90 degrees in summer, or falling below 32 degrees in winter. The abundance of sunlight and the absence of sharp frosts and cold winds make it a place especially acceptable to those desiring to escape the severe climate of the east. The country is very attractive. It is practically level, with just sufficient slope from the hills to afford adequate drainage. The roads are level, well graded, and well kept, affording excellent opportunities for cycling and driving. The soil is a rich sandy loam which never bakes, making it a very easy ground to work; thus lending itself readily to the cultivation of berries, nuts, oranges, etc. The variety of products, and the possibility of procuring small tracts of land at low figures, and on easy terms, make our section of the county very attractive and advantageous for truck raising, or for farming on a small scale. The following are a few of the products: oranges, lemons, walnuts, grapes, peaches, apricots, sugar beets, berries and vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possessor of a Building and Loan Association, Water company, two railroads, fruit cannery and drier, large oil industry, ostrich farm, bank, several adequate commercial houses two hotels and BRAHMAN PROVERBS. He that committeth no evil hath nothing to fear. Mix kindness with reproof and reason with authority. Of much speaking cometh repentance, but in silence is safety. The first step toward being wise is to know that thou art ignorant. Envy not the appearance of happiness in any man, for thou knowest not his secret griefs. Indulge not thyself in the passion of anger. It is whetting a sword to wound thine own breast. Consider and forget not thine own weakness, so shalt thou pardon the fallings of others. The heart of the envious man is gall and bitterness. The success of his neighbor breaketh his rest. This instant is thine. The next is in the womb of futurity, and thou knowest not what it may bring forth. As a veil addeth to beauty, so are a man's virtues set off by the shade which his modesty casteth upon him. As the ostrich when pursued hideth his head, but forgetteth his body, so the fears of a coward expose him to danger. Training a Beagle. With regard to the training of a beagle, he has to be treated on quite a different plan from the settler and pointer. In their cases a great deal of work of training is to conquer natural propensities, whereas with the beagle you encourage him to go on and do all he can in seeking and chasing when found. Young dogs are usually put down with an older one, and a very few lessons suffice. It comes as natural to a beagle to run scent as for a terrier to kill rats, and if there is no apparent inclination one lesson usually provokes it. The less one interferes with a beagle running a line the better for the dog, so long as he is not pottering in one well tested place, but casting all about when he has lost the trail—Field and Stream. The Charge Sustained. The householder was duly sworn. "You charge this man with being insane," said the court. "On what do you base the charge?" "Well, your honor," said the witness, vainly trying to choke down his emotion, "this man is a plumber. My pipes were out of fix. I sent for him. He fixed 'em in fifteen minutes. When I asked for his bill he said that was all right, because it didn't take him long, and he had another job in my neighborhood." FACTS ABOUT ORANGE CO. The census bureau has issued a bulletin on agriculture in California which we quote from extensively in another part of this issue. One of the interesting features of the report is the paragraph giving the number of farms and acres of farming lands in the five Southern California counties. The pre-eminence of Orange county is apparent: Counties. No. farms. Acres. Los Angeles 6577 895,068 Orange 2288 569,436 Riverside 2940 437,097 San Bernardino 2350 219,182 San Diego 2608 869,419 But it is in the acreage of irrigated lands that Orange county takes easy precedence over the other counties of Southern California: Counties. Acres Los Angeles 85,064 Orange 41,549 Riverside 22,947 San Bernardino 37,877 San Diego 115,022 The area of Orange county is 780 square miles; that of Los Angeles, 8880; that of Riverside, 7008; that of San Bernardino, 20,055, and that of San Diego, 8400 square miles. Orange county thus contains one-fifth the area of Los Angeles; yet its irrigated lands approach in area to one-half those of its neighbor to the north. Riverside embraces nine times its area, yet it irrigates 9000 more acres or a fourth more than the belauded county on the east. San Bernardino is 25 times its size, yet its irrigated acres exceed those of this jumbo county by nearly 4000, approximately ten per cent. San Diego is eleven times its size, yet it irrigates 25,000 acres more than the county on the south—300 per cent is the former's irrigated area as compared with that of the latter—almost the irrigated area of San Diego and Riverside combined. Orange county possesses the finest system of irrigation, the most secure water rights, that exist in Southern California. That is what we have said many a time and oft. These figures prove it. It is the handsomest and most productive county that lies outdoors and is settling up faster than any other in the State. Colombia has become less wasteful. Perhaps she feared the invasion troops carrying a flag that is like stay put. If Uswell Try a 50 cent bottle of Herbicide the improvement speedily ed in your appetite, energy, strength vigor. Watch how it brightens spirits, gives freedom from indigestion and debility. Isaac Story, Ava., Mo., writes 10,190. "I was in bad health stomach trouble for 12 months dumb chills. Dr. J. W. Morrison bed Herbine; it cured me weeks. I cannot recommend it highly. It will do all you claim Sold by J. P. Hatzfield. Tess—I was passing that smelly list's with Lord Britton yesterday! 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I sent for him. He fixed 'em in fifteen minutes. When I asked for his bill he said that was all right, because it didn't take him long, and he had another job in my neighborhood anyhow." "A hopeless case!" exclaimed his honor as he signed the commitment—Baltimore News. A Lazy Man. On a hot summer's day a gentleman who was waiting for his train at one of our country stations asked a porter who was lying on one of the seats where the station master lived, and the porter, not moving, lazily pointed to the house with his foot. The gentleman, very much struck at the man's laziness, said, "If you can show me a lazier action than that, my good man. I'll give you two and six pence." The porter, not moving an inch, replied, "Put it in my pocket, guv'nor."—London News. Definite Information. "How much are these Scotch flannels, please?" asked a woman in one of the large department stores one day last week. "This lady will show them to you," alrily replied the clerk, indicating with an indifferent nod a girl about three feet distant. "But," persisted the woman, "I don't want to buy now. I simply want to know how much they are." "Oh, different prices and up," was the nonchalant answer.—New York Times. Cutting. Clara—Oh, hum! I wish the Lord had made me a man! Mother—Perhaps he has, dear; only you haven’t found him yet.—New York Times. A fool may live with cultivated people all his life and never learn anything.—Atchison Globe. MDS. CECELIA STOWE, Orator, Entre Nous Club. 176 Warren Avenue, CHICAGO, Ill., Oct. 22, 1902. For nearly four years I suffered from ovarian troubles. The doctor insisted on an operation as the only way to get well. I, however, strongly objected to an operation. My husband felt disheartened as well as I, for home with a sick woman is a disconsolate place at best. A friendly druggist advised him to get a bottle of Wine of Cardui for me to try, and he did so. I began to improve in a few days and my recovery was very rapid. With in eighteen weeks I was another being. Cherba Stowe Mrs. Stowe’s letter shows every woman how a home is saddened by female weakness and how completely Wine of Cardui cures that sickness and brings health and happiness again. Do not go on suffering. Go to your druggist today and secure a $1.00 bottle of Wine of Cardui. WINE OF CARDIU An Unusual Suicide. That it is possible to commit by simply holding one's brace been clearly proved by a de Norwegian, who killed himself very unusual manner. When mined to die he closed his mouths and by mere force of vented his lungs from doing the work. This case is the more remark there has long been a populace that no human being could will power stop the action of for more than one or two minutes this reason it attracted much and a French writer, comments says: "To persons of good taste weary of life this method of ting suicide will certainly come self, one reason being because is not disfigured thereby and because the act can be done any place and at any time. That sensitive or nervous person never be able to kill themselves manner, for, simple as it seems act of retaining one's breath utcomes can only be performed who is either unusually phlegmatous with a very strong wrist." A Sorry Finish. Kadleigh—Your wife is always spoken, isn't she? Henpeck—Yes, but I try to walk way, too sometimes. Kadleigh—Really? Henpeck—Yes, but whenever it becomes outspoken it ends up talking. Music beckons the human heart and is followed by the two umma, the joyous light he happy and the sorrowful, wren despairing. TOURIST CARS OVER COAST LINE. FORTUNATE is the man who goes East in a Rock Island tourist sleeper. Not only does he enjoy every comfort and convenience that passengers by other lines have, but he has the additional advantage of traveling over the Coast Line between Los Angeles and Oakland Pier. There is no more beautiful railroad ride in America. Leaving Los Angeles at noon Tuesdays, Wednesdays or Thursdays, the train, three hours later, comes in full view of the Pacific. Until sundown it parallels the shores of the greatest body of water on the globe. The roar of the surf is constantly in one's ears. The rays of the descending sun glitter on the water. Far out are great islands bearing names reminiscent of the days when California was only one of Spain's innumerable possessions. All in all, it is an experience that one never forgets—the pleasantest recollection the California traveler carries away with him. Omaha, Kansas City, St. Louis, Chicago—everywhere East. F. L. MILLER, District Passenger Agent, 237 So. Spring St., Los Angeles. Colombia has become less warlike, maps she feared the invasion of ships carrying a flag that is likely to put. If Unwell by a 50 cent bottle of Herbine, not the improvement speedily effected our appetite, energy, strength and mor. Watch how it brightens the air, gives freedom from indigestion and debility. Mao Story, Ava., Mo., writes, Sept. 1900. "I was in bad health; I had each trouble for 12 months, also job chills. Dr. J. W. Mory pre-bed Herbine; it cured me in two weeks. I cannot recommend it too." NOT A CLAPTRAPPER. An Incident of Alexander Salvini's First Stage Appearance. Tommaso Salvini, the great actor, although he gave every assistance to his son when he had proved his ability on the stage, was averse at first to his becoming an actor and would not help him to obtain a hearing. The young man's first appearance was made by favor of Clara Morris, his good friend, at a charity entertainment in Yonkers, where he recited "The Charge of the Light Brigade." He was then very young, very eager and still delightfully queer in his Eng- THE WILY RED MAN. Some Instances of the Indians' Quickness of Wit. Numerous instances of the red man's quickness of wit are related by those who have had dealings with him. A Canadian chief was looking idly on while some Englishmen were hard at work improving property newly acquired from the dusky tribe. "Why don't you work?" asked the supervisor of the chief. "Why you no work yourself?" was the rejoinder. "I work headwork," replied the white man, touching his forehead. "But come here and kill this calf for me, and I'll give you a quarter." The Indian stood still for a moment, apparently deep in thought, and then he went off to kill the calf. "Why don't you finish your job?" presently asked the supervisor, seeing the man stand with folded arms over the unskinned, undressed carcass. "You say you give me quarter to kill calf," was the reply. "Calf dead. Me want quarter." The white man smiled and handed the Indian an extra coin to go on with the work. "How is it," asked the Englishman one day after a series of such one sided dealings, "that you so often get the better of me?" "I work headwork," solemnly replied the man of the woods. A white trader once succeeded in selling a large quantity of gunpowder to one of this tribe on the assurance that it was a new kind that the white man used for seed and if sown in especially prepared loam would yield an amazing crop. Away went the Indian to sow his powder and in his hope of making money from his fellows was careful not to mention his enterprise. When at last, however, he realized how he had been duped he held his tongue for a year or more until the trickster had completely forgotten the occurrence. Then he went to his hoaxer's store and bought goods on credit amounting to a little more than the price of the planted gunpowder. He had the reputation of a good payer, and his scheme worked easily. When settling day came, the creditor called promptly. "Blight," said the Indian slowly—"right, but my powder not yet sprouted. Me pay you when me reap him." NOT A CLAPTRAPPER. An Incident of Alexander Salvini's First Stage Appearance. Tommaso Salvini, the great actor, although he gave every assistance to his son when he had proved his ability on the stage, was averse at first to his becoming an actor and would not help him to obtain a hearing. The young man's first appearance was made by favor of Clara Morris, his good friend, at a charity entertainment in Yonkers, where he recited "The Charge of the Light Brigade." He was then very young, very eager and still delightfully queer in his English. A few days before the great occasion some one used in his presence the word claprap. "What's that?" demanded young Alessandro at once. "Clap is so," he struck his hands together. "Trap is for rats. What, then, is claptrap?" "It is a vulgar or unworthy bid for applause," his hostess explained. "Bah!" he rejoined, with contempt. "I know him. That cheap actor who plays at the gallery. He is, then, in English, a claptrapper, is he not?" On the night of his debut, although the poor fellow declared he was "sick with the scare," he pulled himself together in time and delivered the poem most stirringly. "With a baw he was on the scrap of a stage," records Clara Morris, "and his high, clear 'For-w-a-r-d,' the Light brigade' must surely have been heard in Broadway. It really was a clever bit of work, a trifle too florid, but that was the result of nervousness. The instinct of the actor was twice plainly shown—once when on making a mistake, instead of stammering or going back, he swiftly 'jumped' the faulty lines and dashed on securely with the others, and again when at the close he read with much feeling the words: "Honor the charge they made, Honor the Light brigade, Noble six hundred! standing as if looking into an open grave, he plucked the white flower from his coat and cast it down, a bit of business that caught the house instantly. While the people maltreated damp umbrellas and kicked out their gum shoes in giving him a recall he was clutching his hair and wildly protesting to me: "Mmc. Clara, I have never meant that for a claptrap! Never! Just it came to me that moment to throw the flower to the dead! Think me a fool—but not—oh, please not—a claptrapper!" —Youth's Companion seen him and give him a week to live, if he didn't drop off in the meantime. And Ike—well, Ike come around penitent and humble as anything the Old Testament ever produced, saying Ezra saved his life, for he couldn't swim a stroke, and asking if there wasn't anything he could do to make amends to him. There wasn't, of course. The time had gone by for that. But Ike hung around the place clothed in figurative sackcloth and ashes most of the time till Ezra passed along to the next world eight days later." It seemed to me rather a pretty story of the greater love-hath-no-man-than this sort and heap-coals-of-fire-upon-his head sort, and I said as much to the storekeeper. CURED BY SARCASM. A Lesson In the Use of Simple Terms in Letter Writing. A few months ago the son of a railway director was through his father's influence given a position of some importance on a large railway. He was fresh from Cambridge, and in the orders which he from time to time issued to the men under him always made use of the longest, most unusual words. This habit led to some rather expensive blunders, and, the matter coming before the general manager, he wrote the young official the following letter: "In promulgating your esoteric cogitions and in articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations beware of platitudinal ponderosity. Let your conversational communication possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehensibility, a coalescent consistency and a concatenated cogency. Eschew all conglomeration of flatulent grountrality, jejune babblement and asinine affectation. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpmediated expatiation have intelligibility and veracious vivacity, without rhodomontade or thrasional bombast. Sedulously avoid all polysyllable profundity, ventilloqual verbosity and vanillouquent vapidity. Shun double entendre, prurient jocosity and pestiferous profanity, obscurant or apparent. In other words, talk plainly, briefly naturally, sensibly purely and truthfully. Don't put on airs; say what you mean; mean what you say, and don't use big words." The young official took the gentle hint and changed his style—London Tit-Bits. Doing Europe. Facilities for traveling nowadays are so accelerated that it is possible for the tourist to pass through five European countries in fourteen hours, barring accidents—namely, England France Belgium Germany and Holland. Take the express from Charling Cross to Dover and cross over to Chels—two countries. Then with the intercontinental express you proceed to Brussels—the three countries. From the Belgian capital by train to Alex-la Chapelle, which is German territory, making the fourth country, and after allowing time for a meal a drive to Vaals, in Holland, makes the fifth country—and all in fourteen hours. Acted as Testimonial. Mrs. Knuma S. Tyndale, the only woman in the freshman class of the law school at Michigan university, acted as testimistress at the freshman law ban on Feb. 29 by the unanimous request of the class. The Michigan paper says, "She presided in a pleasing and graceful manner, proving herself entirely equal to the occasion." Simple Colds Cease to be simple if at all prolonged. The safest way is to put them aside at the very beginning. Ballard's Horeound Syrup stops a cold and removes the cause of colds. 25c, 50c and $1 bottles at Hatzfield's drugstore. An Unusual Suicide. That it is possible to commit suicide by simply holding one's breath has been clearly proved by a despondent Norwegian, who killed himself in this very unusual manner. When he determined to die he closed his mouth and ostrils and by mere force of will presented his lungs from doing their proper work. This case is the more remarkable as there has long been a popular notion that no human being could by mere will power stop the action of the lungs or more than one or two minutes. For this reason it attracted much attention, and a French writer, commenting on it, says: "To persons of good taste who are weary of life this method of committing suicide will certainly commend it, one reason being because the body is not disfigured thereby and another because the act can be committed in any place and at any time. It is true that sensitive or nervous persons will never be able to kill themselves in this manner, for, simple as it seems, the act of retaining one's breath until death comes can only be performed by one who is either unusually phlegmatic or shadowed with a very strong will." A Sorry Finish. Kadleigh—Your wife is always outspoken, isn't she? Henpeck—Yes, but I try to be that way, too, sometimes. Kadleigh—Really? 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I can most cordially recommend it to all persons needing a medicine for throat and lung troubles." Price 25c, 50c, $1 per bottle at Hatzfield's drugstore. Letter Too Perfect. General Phil Cook, when secretary of state of Georgia, observed that a young clerk, fresh from one of the small towns, daily received a letter over which he hung long and tenderly. The general knew that this daily missive was from the young fellow's sweetheart, and one day, when the letter seemed especially distracting, he said: "Well, John, I suppose she writes a 1902 Improvements. THE SANDERS-ARNOTT DISC PLOW. The solid cast frame now being used on the Sanders-Arnott Disc Plow is the most durable feature added to the Disc Plow since they were placed on sale. See them before buying. No more sprung beams out of line or holes heard off. We have a new pattern four gang plow for the largest machines. Any disc plow without the solid cast frame is old style. Do not be confused into buying fine. Made in one, two, three and four gang patterns. The most successful disc plow in the market. Drawn reduced 10 per cent. Send for circulars. We have a liberal proposition to offer any rancher who wishes to investigate the merits of this plow. Write for it ARNOTT & COMPANY Wagon, Carriage and Farm Machinery. 120, 127, 124 Los Angeles Street THE GAZETTE JOB-OFFICE Is fitted to do all kinds of Commercial Printing LETTER TOO PERFECT. General Phil Cook, when secretary of state of Georgia, observed that a young clerk, fresh from one of the small towns, daily received a letter over which he hung long and tenderly. The general knew that this daily misive was from the young fellow's sweetheart, and one day, when the letter seemed especially distracting, he said: "Well, John, I suppose she writes a very nice letter." John colored, but was too gallant to let the challenge pass. "A nice letter! Why, general, she flots her i's and crosses her t's with a fastidious levity that disdains all pursuit."—Philadelphia Ledger. NO INFLUENCE. During a municipal election in a town in the west of Scotland a young lady who was canvassing on behalf of one of the candidates called at a house, the door of which was opened by the good wife. "I have called to solicit your vote on behalf of Mr.——," said the young lady. "But it's not me that's got the vote. It's ma man," replied the woman. "Yes," said the young lady, "but I thought you might perhaps use your influence with him." "We inflooence him?" said the good wife. "I hiv nae inflooence wi' him. Only this morning I askit him to wash the floor afore he went out, and he wadna dae it." Nasal CATARRH In all its stages. Ely's Cream Balm cleanses, soothes and heals the diseased membrane. It curts catarrh and drives away a cold in the head quickly. Cream Balm is placed into the nostrils, spreads over the membrane and is absorbed. Relief is immediate and a cure follows. It is not drying—does not produce sneezing. Large Size, 50 cents at Drug-gists or by mail; Trial Size, 10 cents. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street, New York. JOB - OFFICE Is fitted to do all kinds of Commercial Printing From a Card to a Book or a Transcript, Etc., Etc. Call and see us and get prices. All work done in the highest state of the art. Subscribe for the Gazette All the County news for $1.50 a year