anaheim-gazette 1904-01-14

MOB LEADER BY TRADE. Hayward Got Up a Riot in Paris For Any One Who Paid Him. Paris had for years a professional leader of mobs, a man named Hayward, who would get up a mob and raise a riot any time, for any purpose, according to orders, provided a sufficient amount of money was paid to him. He was employed chiefly by political leaders, and his services were in great demand at election time. His regular business was peddling toys, songs and novelties upon the street. Many of the songs were written by him, many of the toys were his invention, and he was a man of genius in some directions as well as a strong character—so strong that he was called the "Napoleon of the Camelots" and the "king of the Camelots." If he had any principles or opinions of his own he kept them to himself. He would break up a political meeting or create an ovation and make a popular hero for a fixed sum of money. He had under his command and subject to his call at a moment's notice, night and day, between 2,000 and 3,000 street hawkers, peddlers, newsboys and other gentlemen with lungs of leather and was in the habit of paying them from 2 to 4 francs each every time their services were required to raise a riot or give a triumphant greeting to any politician who wanted to convince the public of his popularity. With 500 or even 250 of his followers Hayward could raise an awful rumpus, and human beings, like sheep, always follow a leader. It was Mr. Pickwick, I believe, who said that it was good policy to shout with the loudest of the crowd, and no one could have collected such a band of howlers in Paris or anywhere else as the "king of the Camelots." He led the mobs and directed the riots in the interest of General Bou-langer when the latter attempted to repeat the part of Napoleon I. and was the author of the Dreyfus riots, for which he was paid by a syndicate of army officers. The police knew all about him, but never interfered with his work because they had confidence in his ability to control his followers and realized that any interference on their part might demoralize them. So this professional mob organizer was allowed great liberties. He could not have existed in any other city in the world. Paris is the only place that could produce such a man, and when he died the newspapers con- FACTS ABOUT ANAHEIM. Sketch of the industries and Resources on this Most Beautiful Part of California. The City of Anaheim, with a population of 2500, is situated in the northern part of Orange county, in Southern California, 12 miles from the ocean, 44 miles from the foothills, and 148½ feet above sea level. It is 27 miles from Los Angeles, the second largest city in the State of California. The climatic conditions are the most favorable for out-door life to be found in Southern California. The temperature is extremely uniform, seldom rising above 90 degrees in summer, or falling below 32 degrees in winter. The abundance of sunlight and the absence of sharp frosts and cold winds make it a place especially acceptable to those desiring to escape the severe climate of the east. The country is very attractive. It is practically level, with just sufficient slope from the hills to afford adequate drainage. The roads are level, well graded, and well kept, affording excellent opportunities for cycling and driving. The soil is a rich sandy loam which never bakes, making it a very easy ground to work; thus lending itself readily to the cultivation of berries, nuts, oranges, etc. The variety of products, and the possibility of procuring small tracts of land at low figures, and on easy terms, make our section of the county very attractive and advantageous for truck raising, or for farming on a small scale. The following are a few of the products: oranges, lemons, walnuts, grapes, peaches, apricots, sugar beets, berries and vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possessor of a Building and Loan Association, Water company, two railroads, fruit cannery and drier, large oil industry, ostrich farm, bank, several adequate Women's Work Versus Men's. The reason why women are not paid as well as men for what seems to be an equal degree and kind of labor, says a woman writer, is in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred cases because the work is not as well done as a man would do it in the same circumstances. It is not so well done because, first, it is not the custom to train girls as severely as boys, and precedent and usage are potent here; secondly and chiefly, because a girl considers her trade, be it typewriting, bookkeeping, selling merchandise, dressmaking or teaching, as a raft that will float her and her fortunes until she is picked up—near shore or far at sea—by the good ship Matrimony. Then the raft is abandoned and forgotten, so far as she can forget an unpleasant episode. The boy learns his business for a lifetime. That he hopes to marry somebody is but another reason why he should master the more thoroughly every department of his work and make himself the sooner indispensable to his employer. Eccentric. Giving evidence of character for a man charged at North London, a witness declared that he was eccentric. Mr. Fordham—Can you give an instance of his eccentricity? The Witness—Well, yes, I can. During the fourteen years I have known him he has never been a minute late in getting to his work. Mr. Fordham—and you call that being eccentric? The Witness—Yes, certainly, for a workingman—London Times. A Strong Point. Agent (showing Mrs. Starven through the new house)—The house is a most desirable site for a boarding house. Of course the windows may seem to you rather narrow, but— Mrs. Starven—That's what attracted me. I'm sure the average trunk is too wide to go through any of those bedroom windows—Philadelphia Press. Trouble For Henry. "I see," said Mrs. Henpeck, "that a Chicago man refused to give his wife up after she had secured a divorce from him." "Well, well," he answered, for the moment forgetting himself, "I thought a woman couldn't get a divorce from a crazy man." Exchange FACTS ABOUT ORANGE CO. The census bureau has issued a bulletin on agriculture in California which we quote from extensively in another part of this issue. One of the interesting features of the report is the paragraph giving the number of farms and acres of farming lands in the five Southern California counties. The pre-eminence of Orange county is apparent: Counties. No. farms. Acres. Los Angeles. 6277 865,663 Orange. 2888 599,436 Riverside. 2340 427,097 San Bernardino. 2350 219,132 San Diego. 2608 809,419 But it is in the acreage of irrigated lands that Orange county takes easy precedence over the other counties of Southern California: Counties. Acres. Los Angeles. 86,644 Orange. 41,549 Riverside. 32,497 San Bernardino. 37,077 San Diego. 16,022 The area of Orange county is 780 square miles; that of Los Angeles, 8880; that of Riverside, 7008; that of San Bernardino, 20,055; and that of San Diego, 8400 square miles. Orange county thus contains one-fifth the area of Los Angeles; yet its irrigated lands approach in area to one-half those of its neighbor to the north. Riverside embraces nine times its area, yet it irrigates 9000 more acres, or a fourth more than the belauded county on the east. San Bernardino is 25 times its size, yet its irrigated acres exceed those of this jumbo county by nearly 4000, approximately ten per cent. San Diego is eleven times its size, yet it irrigates 25,000 acres more than the county on the south—300 per cent is the former's irrigated area as compared with that of the latter—almost the irrigated area of San Diego and Riverside combined. Orange county possesses the finest system of irrigation, the most secure water rights, that exist in Southern California. That is what we have said many a time and oft. Those figures prove it. It is the handsomest and most productive county that lies outdoors and is settling up faster than any other in the State. "I wonder how so many fences catch," said Mrs. MoBride. They catch accidentally from certain ranges," suggested Mr. If Unwell Try a 50 cent bottle of Heinecice improvement speedily your appetite, energy, strength. Watch how it bright spirits gives freedom from fatigue. Issac Story, Ava., Mb., wrote 10,1900. "I was in bad health stomach trouble for 12 months dumb chills. Dr. J.W. Scribed Herbine; it cured weeks. I cannot recommend highly. It will do all you can claim Sold by J.P. Hatzfield. Said the Rev. Dr. Wessl Rev. Dr. Calvin, "Having an interest in your church this No," said Dr. Calvin, rat "we don't believe much in of chills and fever." Some boys were asked knew about the Pharisees a mean lot, sir," said one boy do you say so?" "Because them brought a penny to Chand and he took it in his hand, lo and said: "Whose subsoil this?"—Exchange. Saved from Terrible DeThe family of Mrs. M.L.Bargerton, Tenn., saw her were powerless to save her skillful physicians and ever used failed, while consumed slowly but surely taking his terrible hour Dr.King's cover for Consumption turns into joy. The first bottle he mediate relief and its concompletely cured her. It's certain cure in the world food and lung troubles. Guarantee 50c and $1. Trial bottles for B.Hutchinson's drugstore. "Uncle," said the scientist "don't you know that you have your drinking water be to kill the migrobes?" "Swered the old gentleman that I believe I would as lief brum as a cemetery." Wonderful Nerve Is displayed by many a man paints of accidental cuts, wounds scalds, sore feet or it But there's no need for it Arnica Salve will kill the cure the trouble. It's the on earth for piles, too. 250 inson's drugstore. The Next Step. Since our little Willie began "Cassir" he can say "Om without any prompting In As he bends his curly hair studies we watch him with tion Suddenly he turns to bright smile that we are having patented. "Mother," he asks, "isn't of the dead languages?" "Yes, dear," we reply, trem anticipation. Then I wish they would Trouble For Henry. "I see," said Mrs. Henpeck, "that a Chicago man refused to give his wife up after she had secured a divorce from him." "Well, well," he answered, for the moment forgetting himself, "I thought a woman couldn't get a divorce from a crazy man."—Exchange. Not the Same. "Both of my grandparents on my mother's side were nonagenarians," said Mrs. Oldcastle. "Is that so?" replied her hostess. "My folks was all Baptists, but Josiah comes from a Methodist family."—Chicago Record-Herald. TURKISH PROVERBS. To the well man every day is a feast day. Today's egg is better than tomorrow's hen. The master of the house is the guest's servant. Two watermelons cannot be held under one arm. He who has not rest at home is in the world's hell. The mouth is not sweetened by saying honey, honey. If you have to gather thorns do it by the stranger's hand. With patience sour grapes become sweet and the mulberry leaf satin. By the time the wise man gets married the fool has grownup children. Be not so severe that you are blamed for it nor so gentle that you are trampled upon for it. Give a swift horse to him who tells the truth, so that as soon as he has told it he may ride and escape. How It Happened. Rooney—Where did ye git the black eye, Molke? Clancy—Why, Tim Dolan's just back from his honeymoon, an' 'twas me advised Tim to git married—Judge. Politeness is good nature regulated by good sense.—Sydney Smith. San Diego is eleven times its size, yet it irrigates 25,000 acres more than the county on the south—300 per cent is the former's irrigated area as compared with that of the latter—almost the irrigated area of San Diego and Riverside combined. Orange county possesses the finest system of irrigation, the most secure water rights, that exist in Southern California. That is what we have said many a time and oft. These figures prove it. It is the handsomest and most productive county that lies outdoors and is settling up faster than any other in the State. FEMALE WEAKNESS M21-2 Congress St. Portland, Maine, Oct. 17, 1902. I consider Wine of Cardui superior to any doctor's medicine I ever used and I know whereof I speak. I suffered for nine months with suppressed monstruction which completely prostrated me. Palms would shoot through my back and sides and I would have blinding headaches. My limbs would swell up and I would feel so weak I could not stand up. I naturally felt discouraged for I seemed to be beyond the help of physicians, but Wine of Cardui came as a God-send to me. I felt a change for the better within a week. After nineteen days treatment I menstruated without suffering the agonies I usually did and soon became regular and without pain. Wine of Cardui is simply wonderful and I wish that all suffering women knew of its good qualities. William Laine Treasurer, Portland Economic League Periodical headaches tell of female weakness. Wine of Cardui cures permanently nineteen out of every twenty cases of irregular menses, hearing down pains or any female weakness. If you are discouraged and doctors have failed, that is the best reason in the world you should try Wine of Cardui now. Remember that headaches mean female weakness. Secure a $1.00 bottle of Wine of Cardui today. WINE OF GARDUI Since our little Willie began "Cesar" he can say "Omni without any prompting in As he bends his curly hair studies we watch him with tion. Suddenly he turns to bright smile that we are having patented. "Mother," he asks, "isn't of the dead languages?" "Yes, dear," we reply, trembling anticipation. "Then I wish they would says the darling as he upsets bottle. And yet there are people children haven't souls.—Judgement. Wealth of Florida Sea If the bed of the ocean searched for treasure there more promising fields than the Florida straits. Through a gate once flowed from the mines of Peru and well as the pearls from the fisheries, and when a storm ship between the jaws thereby a wreck with no survivor who reached the shore to fathands of Indians being more nate than those whelmed in Success to the searchers Times-Union. Making an Epoch "How old are you?" the serer asked the new student. "Six years old," lisped the serer. "When were you six?" teacher. "The day our hired girl the little one conclusively Dispatch." Difrarell's Coward Mrs. Disraeli once said sheished circle in an English house: "Dizzy has the most moral and political courage, no physical courage. I always pull the string of his shower." "I notices," said Uncle Emanuel man who is stubborn as a ally ain't near as sensible." ton Star. It is only because the wizard that the fountain plays (Mich.) Lyre. SPECIAL SALE ON Hats, Shirts and Winter Underwear UNTIL SATURDAY, JAN. 16 We will offer our entire line of Hats, Shirts, Sweaters and winter underwear at a great reduction Yungbluth & Kroeger Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars THE PEERLESS A. FUHRBERG, Proprietor Los Angeles Beer on Tap ANAHEIM - California "I wonder how so many forest fires catch," said Mrs. MoBride. "Perhaps they catch accidentally from the mountain ranges," suggested Mr. MoBride. If Unwell Try a 50 cent bottle of Herbine, notice the improvement speedily effected your appetite, energy, strength and vigor. Watch how it brightens the spirits, gives freedom from indigestion and debility. Isaac Story, Ava., Mb., writes, Sept. 10, 1900. "I was in bad health; I had stomach trouble for 12 months, also hump chills. Dr. J. W. Mory prescribed Herbine; it cured me in two weeks." ANIMALS IN CHINA. They Are Treated With Great Kindness by the Natives. A noticeable trait of Chinese character and one fostered, if not generated, by Buddhistic teaching is an undemonstrative fondness for animals, or, I might rather say, a passive admission of their right to considerate treatment. Strangely enough, animals, both wild and domesticated, appear to comprehend this sentiment, for, while greatly scared at the approach of a European, they usually take but little head of the presence of the Chinese. RAREST OF PHEASANTS. The Great Argus is Very Shy and Has Wonderful Wing Feathers. Of all the pheasants the great argus is the rarest and most peculiar in his habits. In the wild state he inhabits the dense forests of Sumatra, the Java peninsula, and he is also found in similar localities in Borneo. The big birds are large and tender and rarely ever take to wing. There is no record of one ever being shot. So shy are they that only a modern rifle could reach one, even if a man could be found cruel enough to pull the trigger. They are, however, trapped by the natives for their wonderful-wing feathers, of which nature can produce no equal in a feather way. The male bird when fully grown is about seven feet in length. He shows no beauty until his wings are spread. Then you forget where and who you are. He lives the life of a bachelor—a modern bachelor. He fans a spot on the level earth with his wings some ten or twelve feet square near his bachelor apartments. Here he comes frequently, except when molting, and displays his enormous wings, like a butterfly or skirt dancer, by erecting his wings out over past his head, where the peculiar argus eyes are revealed in a diagonal position, at which slant they show off to the best affect. Perhaps the best and finest of the true pheasants are the reeves, inhabiting the mountains of China, their tall feathers frequently reaching the enormous length of six feet. They are hardy, standing any winter weather and any degree of heat, never becoming quite as tame as some of the others. The male bird displays his plumage by swelling up and drawing in the head as though ready to burst and then jumping stiff lagged in a big circle around his ben, his long tail being held almost straight up—Country Life In America. THE OYSTER'S POSITION. If Wedged on Its Right Side In Its Bed It Will Die. "Why does an oyster sleep and live on its left side?" asked a man who is interested in oyster culture. "Well, I suppose we will have to put the question to Nature, and Nature has her own way of answering questions. I have been around in the oyster waters of the Cheapsake bay and Choptank river for many years and am in a position to say that this is the natural way of the oyster. I may remark paren- "I wonder how so many forest fires catch," said Mrs. MoBride. "Perhaps they catch accidentally from the mountain ranges," suggested Mr. MoBride. If Unwell Try a 50 cent bottle of Herbine, notice the improvement speedily effected by your appetite, energy, strength and vigor. Watch how it brightens the spirits, gives freedom from indigestion and debility. Isaac Story, Ava., Mo., writes, Sept. 10, 1900. "I was in bad health; I had stomach trouble for 12 months, also lumb chills. Dr. J. W. Mory prescribed Herbine; it cured me in two weeks. I cannot recommend it too highly. It will do all you claim for it." Sold by J. P. Hatzfeld. Said the Rev. Dr. Wesley to the Rev. Dr. Calvin, "Having any revival interest in your church this season?" "No," said Dr. Calvin, rather stiffly; "we don't believe much in a religion of chills and fever." Some boys were asked what they knew about the Pharisees. "They are a mean lot, sir," said one boy. "Why do you say so?" "Because some of them brought a penny to Christ once, and he took it in his hand, looked at it and said: 'Whose subscription is this?'—Exchange. Saved from Terrible Death The family of Mrs. M. L. Bobbitt of Bargerton, Tenn., saw her dying and were powerless to save her. The most skillful physicians and every remedy used failed, while consumption was slowly but surely taking her life. In this terrible hour Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption turned despair into joy. The first bottle brought immediate relief and its continued use completely cured her. It's the most certain cure in the world for all throat and lung troubles. Guaranteed bottles 50c and $1. Trial bottles free at W. B. Hutchinson's drugstore. "Uncle," said the scientific youth "don't you know that you ought to have your drinking water boiled, so as to kill the microbes?" "Well," answered the old gentleman thoughtfully, "I believe I would as lief be an aquarium as a cemetery." Wonderful Nerve Is displayed by many a man enduring pains of accidental cuts, wounds, burns, bruises, scalds, sore feet or stiff joints. But there's no need for it. Bucklen's Arnica Salve will kill the pain and cure the trouble. It's the best salve on earth for piles, too. 25c at Hutchinson's drugstore. The Next Step. Since our little Willie began to study "Cressar," he can say "Omnia Gallia" without any prompting in the world. As he bends his curly head over his studies we watch him with fond affection. Suddenly he turns to us with the bright smile that we are thinking of having patented. "Mother," he asks, "isn't Latin one of the dead languages?" "Yes, dear," we reply, trembling with anticipation. Then I wish they would bury it. ANIMALS IN CHINA. They Are Treated With Great Kindness by the Native. A noticeable trait of Chinese character and one fostered, if not generated, by Buddhistic teaching is an undemonstrative fondness for animals, or, I might rather say, a passive admission of their right to considerate treatment. Strangely enough, animals, both wild and domesticated, appear to comprehend this sentiment, for, while greatly scared at the approach of European, they usually take but little head of the presence of the Chinese. It is a common thing to see a well dressed Chinaman sauntering along holding up a bent stick, to which a bird is attached by a string four feet or so in length, so that the little prisoner can make short flights to the limits of its tether and return again to its perch, gayly chirping and singing the while. Another stroller will carry a wicker birdcage on the band, bent back and raised to the shoulder, much as a wafer carries dishes. The cage contains a Teenin lark or other celebrated songster. On arriving at the spot he will place the cage on the ground and, retiring to a short distance, whistle to the bird, which shortly burst into song, to the avident delight of both owner and bystanders. Outside of one of the gateways was a kind of bazaar where birds of many different kinds were exposed for sale, not in cages, but quite tame, and quietly sitting on perches--parrots, larks, Java sparrows, etc.-some of them tied by the leg, but not all. Here, too, were to be seen wicker baskets much resembling orange crates full of common sparrows, representing a regular supply for a regular demand. Benvolent Old Chinamen, fancies and literati would visit this bazaar in the afternoon with the sole object of buying these little birds for a few cash each and then letting them fly away, a distinctive smile betraying the salve to their inward feelings generated by the knowledge of merit acquired, any miseries inflicted on the sparrows by capture and confinement counting for nothing in the balance against the good work accomplished by their purchase and release.-"Life and Sport In China." PICKINGS FROM FICTION. The future is a lute without strings—Mary MacLane in "My Friend Annabel Lee." You either laugh at frauds and tools or else your soul's imbittered by their poison. I've noticed—Philip Payne in "The Mills of Man." The greater number of men marry for the very good reason that some one marries them—Mrs. Fred Reynolds in "The Man With the Wooden Ease." Time moves at a strangely different rate for the person gone away and the one staying home—Jane Welch Carlyle in "New Letters and Memoirs." It seems to me that the life of a peace loving husband is one of a human intaglio, made so by the aggressive angularity of an assertive wife—MoVickar-Collius in "A Parish of Two." The squirming capacity of a boy who is waiting while persons converse of things in which he has no interest never been expressed in figures, but it In America. THE OYSTER'S POSITION. If Wedged on Its Right Side Im Its Bed It Will Die. "Why does an oyster sleep and live on its left side?" asked a man who is interested in oyster culture. "Well, I suppose we will have to put the question to Nature, and Nature has her own way of answering questions. I have been around in the oyster waters of the Chesapeake bay and Choptank river for many years and am in a position to say that this is the natural way of the oyster. I may remark parenthetically that this is one of the difficulties we have to contend with, for in rebeding oysters and bunching them an oyster is occasionally thrown upon its right side and weighted so that it cannot turn over. It simply dwindles away and dies by degrees. Put upon its right side the oyster cannot live. Of course there is an explanation to this peculiarity. The right hand part of the oyster shell is the top and movable part. If the oyster is put in its natural position—that is, on its left side—it requires but a small amount of physical energy to open and raise the right hand section of the shell when the oyster wants to feed. Reverse the position and put the oyster on the right side and we find an extremely difficult problem from the oyster's standpoint. In order to open the shell for feeding purposes it is necessary for the oyster to raise not only the weight of the left section of the shell, but its own weight as well. If we reverse the natural position of the oyster, put it on its right hand side and wedge it so it can't turn over, we simply smother and starve it to death. Of course, I am justtheorising about this thing. There may be some other explanation of the left handed life of the oyster, but from my experience I am inclined to think the explanation given is a reasonable one."—Philadelphia Record. EDUCATION AND SUCCESS. An uneducated child has one chance in 150,000 of attaining distinction as a factor in the progress of the age. A common school education increases his chance nearly four times. A high school education increases the chance of the common school child twenty-three times, giving him eighty-seven times the chance of the unaeducated. A college education increases the chance of the high school boy 9 times, giving him 219 times the chance of the common school boy more than 800 times the chance of the untrained.-World's Work. Wanted No Wages. "Do you know the wages of sin?" asked the dominie sternly of Johnnie, who was busily tying a can to a dog's tail. "Is dis a sin?" queried John without looking up. "It certainly is." "Well, I don't want no wages for dis." I'm done! it fer fun."—Houston Post. Putting It Off. Tussle—He proposed to me today, and he was so impatient! He wanted me to marry him right away. But I was got to be hurried. Jess—So you put him off, eh? Best Liniment on Henry D. Baldwin works; Shullsburg; We have tried many kinds of have never received much I used Ballard's Snow rheumatism and pain; the best liniment on ear and $1 bottles at Hatchfield. Jackson—I hear your napped? Currle—Yes; have offered us $5000 him back; but we are here more. Domestic Trouble It is exceptional to where there are no doors occasionally; but these o'by having Dr.King's I love around. Much troubles their great work in store troubles. They not on but cure. 25c at Hutchinson. Minister—Yes; children besetting sins. So hard now; what do you besetting sin? Bright T Rev. Carialle P.B.Mawaverly, Texas; we morning; when first risst troubles collectiwhich produces a couphard to dislodge; but asof Ballard's Hovehound once dislodge is and then I know of no medicineit it,and it is so pleasantmost cordially recommome sons needing a mediclinung troubles." Price bottle at Hatchfield's drugg Teacher—Anonymoum'a name. Write a setyou understand the word(writes)—Our new baby. Simple Colo Cease to be simple if A The safest way is to putthe very beginning.I hound Syrup stops cooethe cause of colds. 250 tiles at Hatchfield's drugs Why Ralph Edwina Ralph was a great three years of age,andcalled "Tulip." "Love." etc.F The Next Step. Since our little Willie began to study "Cassar" he can say "Omnia Gallia" without any prompting in the world. As he bends his curly head over his studies we watch him with fond affection. Suddenly he turns to us with the bright smile that we are thinking of having patented. "Mother," he asks, "isn't Latin one of the dead languages?" "Yes, dear," we reply, trembling with anticipation. "Then I wish they would bury it," says the darling as he upsets the ink bottle. And yet there are people who say children haven't souls—Judge. Wealth of Florida Straits. If the bed of the ocean is to be searched for treasure there can be no more promising fields than those about the Florida straits. Through these as through a gate once flowed the riches from the mines of Peru and Mexico as well as the pearls from the old Pacific fisheries, and when a storm struck the ship between the jaws there was usually a wreck with no survivors, those who reached the shore to fall into the hands of Indians being more fortunate than those whelmed in the waves. Success to the searchers. — Florida Times-Union. Making an Epoch. "How old are you?" the schoolteacher asked the new student. "Six years old," lisped the little one. "When were you six?" asked the teacher. "The day our hired girl came," said the little one conclusively.—Pittsburg Dispatch. Disraeli's Cowardice. Mrs. Disraeli once said to an astonished circle in an English country house: "Dizzy has the most wonderful moral and political courage, but he has no physical courage. I always have to pull the string of his shower bath." "I notices," said Uncle Eben, "dat a man who is stubborn as a mule generally ain't near as sensible."—Washington Star. It is only because the water works that the fountain plays. — Petoskey (Mich.) Lyre. The greater number of men marry for the very good reason that some one marries them.—Mrs. Fred Reynolds in "The Man With the Wooden Face." Time moves at a strangely different rate for the person gone away and the one staying home.—Jane Welsh Carlyle in "New Letters and Memorials." It seems to me that the life of a peace loving husband is one of a human intaglio, made so by the aggressive angularity of an assertive wife.—Mo-Vickar-Collius in "A Parish of Two." The squirming capacity of a boy who is waiting while persons converse of things in which he has no interest has never been expressed in figures, but it would count up large.—Max Adler in "In Happy Hollow." We lie in business, and we lie to women. Perhaps if a man stopped lying to a woman by and by he might begin to stop lying for money and at last stop lying with his Maker.—James Lane Allen in "The Metile of Your Pastures." His Standard. There is a good story told of an old darky in one of our southern cities. He was standing on a street corner with a white man from Massachusetts who had invested some money in the neighborhood. While the white man was questioning the negro about the country the son of the negro's former master passed by, and as he passed the old darky snatched off his hat and said, "Good evenin', Marse Charles." "Why," said the man from the north, "do you take off your hat and call that man Marse Charles? Don't you know that you have as many privileges as he has; that you can vote as well as he can? You are every bit as good as he is." "Oh, no, sir," said the old darky; "'deed you is mistaken. I knows it's as good as you in, but 'deed I ain't nothin' like as good as Marse Charles.'"—Baltimore Sun. Impossible Shakespeare. Oritic—Marvelous drama of yours, sir. There's a scene in that play that Shakespeare himself could not have written. Author—Indeed! You are too flattering. Oritic—I was referring to that railway smash in the third act—London Tit-Bite. Wanted No Wages. "Do you know the wages of sin?" asked the dominie sternly of Johnnie, who was busily tying a can to a dog's tail. "Is dis a sin?" queried John without looking up. "It certainly is." Well, I don't want no wages for Gln. I'm doin' it fer fun."—Houston Post. Putting It On. Tess—He proposed to me today, and he was so impatient! He wanted me to marry him right away. But I was not to be hurried. Jess—So you put him off, eh? Tess—Yes, indeed. I told him he'd have to wait until tomorrow.—Philadelphia Press. A Few Words about Pain-Killer A prominent Montreal clergyman, the Rev. James M. Dixon, Bertor St. Judas and Hon. Canon of Christ Church Cathedral, writes: "Painful me to send you a few lines to strongly recommend Perry David Paim-Killer. I have used it with satisfaction for thirty-five years. It is a preparation which deserves full public confidence." Pain-Killer A sure cure for More Threat, Doughs, Gramps, &c. Two Sizes, Me. and 50c. There is only one Pain-Killer. Perry Davis.* Liver and Kidneys It is highly important that these organs should properly perform their functions. When they don't, what lameness of the side and back, what yellowness of the skin, what constipation, bad taste in the mouth, sick headache, pimples and blotches, and loss of courage, tell the story. The great alternative and tonic Hood's Sarsaparilla Given these organs vigor and tone for proper performance of their functions, and serve all their ordinary elements. Take it. $3000 Forseit Will be cheerfully paid in lawful money of the United States, by the undersigned, proprietors of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, if they cannot show the original testimonials and signatures of the individuals volunteering those published below, and also of every testimonial among the thousands which they are constantly publishing attesting the superior curative properties of their several medicines, and thus proving the genuineness and reliability of all the multitude of testimoni-als volunteered by grateful people, in their behalf. THE REASON.—There is no medicine equal to Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, for the purifying of the blood. It carries off the poisons which contaminate the life fluid. It increases the activity of the blood-making glands and gives the body an increased supply of pure, body-building blood. It builds up the body with sound, healthy flesh instead of flabby fat, promotes the appetite, feeds the nerves, and so gives to weak, nervous people vitality and vigor. There is no alcohol contained in "Golden Medical Discovery," and it is absolutely free from opium, cocaine and all other narcotics. WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N.Y. Many busy men suffer from dyspepsia caused by careless habits, too rapid eating and irregular meals. Little attention is paid to this until it is too late, and then you naturally ask yourself, "What shall I do to get well." I have found your "Discovery" by far the most efficacious of any medicine I have known. A few doses gives relief. Being an honest medicine and well worthy of praise, it has my hearty endorsement. Yours respectfully, Hon. Lee Cohn, (Councilman 9th Ward.) Louisville, Ky. "I have been greatly benefited through the use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery," writes G. T. Rose, Esq., of 125 W. Short Street, Lexington, Ky. (Constable, Payette Co.) "I suffered for years with billioueness and torpid liver, which affected the digestive organs and clogged up the entire system. Had used different medicines but found they did not help me any; in fact, nothing that I took was of any special benefit until I tried your 'Golden Medical Discovery.' I soon found that this medicine wrought a wonderful change in my entire body; cleared up the sluggish channels of digestive organs. This activity restored the flagging strength, increased appetite and vitalized the forces until work seemed but play, my sleep was restful and sound, brain active, and I felt like a new man. Four bottles of your 'Golden Medical Discovery' caused this wonderful change, and I have certainly every reason in the world to feel gratified and to fully endorse your great remedy. For the past two years I have enjoyed perfect health." THE BIBLE OF THE BODY Is the name given Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser, of which nearly two million copies have been sold. Send 24 cents in one cent stamp for this 1000-page book. HON. LEE COHN I take pleasure in expressing my satisfaction with Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, as a reliable medicine, well worthy of the confidence of those seeking relief. It is certainly a most efficient specific for addictions of the digestive organs, headache, heartburn, and kindred troubles caused by a disordered stomach. THE BIBLE OF THE BODY Is the name given Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser, of which nearly two million copies have been sold. Send 21 cents in one-cent stamps, for this 1000-page book in paper covers, or 31 stamps for cloth-bound. Address, Dr. R. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y. Best Liniment on Earth Henry D. Baldwin, apt. city water works, Shullsburg, Wis., writes: "I have tried many kinds of liniment, but have never received much benefit until I used Ballard's Snow Liniment for rheumatism and pain. I think it is the best liniment on earth." 25c, 50c and $1 bottles at Hatzfield's drugstore. Jackson—I hear your baby was kidnapped? Currie—Yes; the kidnappers have offered us $5000 if we will take him back, but we are holding out for more. Domestic Troubles It is exceptional to find a family where there are no domestic ruptures occasionally, but these can be lessened by having Dr. King's New Life Pills around. Much trouble they save by their great work in stomach and liver troubles. They not only relieve you, but cure. 25c at Hutchinson's. Minister—Yes, children, we all have besetting sins. So have I, like the rest. Now, what do you suppose is my besetting sin? Bright Boy—Talking. Rev. Carlisle P. B. Martin, L. L. D., Waverly, Texas, writes: "Of a morning, when first rising, I often find a troublesome collection of phlegm, which produces a cough and is very hard to dislodge; but a small quantity of Ballard's Herehound Syrup will at once dislodge it and the trouble is over. I know of no medicine that is equal to it, and it is so pleasant to take. I can most cordially recommend it to all persons needing a medicine for throat and lung troubles." Price 25c, 50c, $1 per bottle at Hatzfield's drugstore. Teacher—Anonymous means without a name. Write a sentence showing you understand the word. Small girl (writes)—Our new baby is anonymous. Simple Cold Cease to be simple if at all prolonged. The safest way is to put them aside at the very beginning. Ballard's Herehound Syrup stops a cold and removes the cause of colds. 25c, 50c and $1 bottles at Hatzfield's drugstore. Why Ralph Edward Objected. Ralph was a great big boy, nearly three years of age, and had never received a name, being called "Baby." Pet," Lova" etc. Finally the name sluggish channels of digestive organs. This activity restored the flagging strength, increased appetite and vitalized the forces until work seemed but play, my sleep was restful and sound, brain active, and I felt like a new man. Four bottles of your 'Golden Medical Discovery' caused this wonderful change, and I have certainly every reason in the world to feel gratified and to fully endorse your great remedy. For the past two years I have enjoyed perfect health." 1902 Improvements. THE SANDERS-ARNOTT DISC PLOW. The sanders-frame now being used on the Sanders-Arnott Disc Plow is financed entirely feature added to the Disc Plow since they were placed outside. No discernable buying. No more sprung beams out of line or thickness. We have a new pattern four gang plow for the largest depths without the solid cast frame is old style. Do not use disc plow without the disc plow in the market. 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