anaheim-gazette 1903-06-18

THE TYRANT OF THE HOUSE. While baby sleeps We cannot jump or dance or sing. Play jolly games or do a thing To make a noise. The floor might creak If we should walk. We scarcely speak Or breathe while baby takes a nap Lest we should wake the little chap. A strict watch nurse always keeps While baby sleeps! When baby wakes, But little gratitude he shows When other people want to doze. At night, when folks have gone to bed, He rouses them all up instead To wait on him. Ma lights the lamp And warms milk for the little scamp. Pa walks him up and down the floor, Sometimes two hours and sometimes more. And nurse comes running, in a stew, To see what she for him can do, And Will and Harry, at the row, Call, "What's the matter with him now?" And I'm waked up at all the clatter To wonder what on earth's the matter. Such uproar in the house he makes When baby wakes! So, if asleep or if awake, The house exists but for his sake, And such a tiny fellow he To be boss of this family! —Eva Lovett in Independent. FRENCH HUMOR. M. Francisque Sarcey and His Grotesque Effigy In the Carnival. It is often said that Frenchmen lack humor and dread ridicule, but M. Francisque Sarcey has given an example of that humorous good sense which defies mockery. At carnival time in Paris it is customary to exhibit on the boulevards grotesque effigies of well known public men. A modest stranger called on M. Sarcey to tell him that his image was to figure in the procession. "Very good," said M. Sarcey. "What can I do for you?" "Well, if you would be so kind as to lend us some of your veritable garments, they would make the likeness all the stronger." "No doubt," responded the critic blandly. "In that cupboard you will find several hats." "Oh, the veritable hat will not dol You see, your head—I mean the head of the effigy—is enormous." "Tres bien. Take a coat, then." Dressed in the veritable coat, the Sarcey dummy was an immense success. It seemed so strange to literary Paris, however, for a man to aid and abet the caricature of himself that M. Sarcey has volunteered an explanation, which is a delicious bit of humor. "Lamar-tine," he remarks, "would not have consented to lend his coat for such a purpose. He was a poet with a sensitive soul. So was Victor Hugo. But what would you? We cannot all be Lamar-tine and Hugo. Why should we poor HARDPAN. Hard Common Sense and Bottom Facts For Creamery Patrons. In times of low prices for butter there is always more or less discontent among the patrons of creameries. This is natural enough. But the amazing thing about it is that not one in a hundred is willing to look at home for the reason of low profit or no profit at all. In many portions of the west the patrons lay the blame all to the proprietary creamery. They say they want a change to the co-operative system, and at it they go. But nowhere scarcely do we hear of any sharp analytical discussion on their own farm methods. No one gets up in these co-operative meetings and talks like this for instance: "Men and brethren, I have been studying up on the kind of cows we have and the amount of intelligence we are putting into this dairy business, and I tell you no man ought to expect anything but straight out loss if he does as we are doing. "We are all the time looking at the creamery end of the business, instead of the farm end. If the creamery made our butter for nothing, and the railroads transported it to market free, then even we could not make a cent on such poor cows and poor returns as we get from them. "The trouble all lies at our own farm end. We have been tackling a business that calls for No. 1 good sense and understanding, and No. 1 good cows to get any profit out of it, when the Lord knows we haven't either. "How in the name of common sense can we expect the creamery to make any money out of such folly. We are doing nothing to educate ourselves, to better our judgment, and our cows are no better, if indeed they are as good, as they were years ago. "We are taking hold of this question at the wrong end. Let us go vigorously to work to get better and more correct ideas about cow management and do something at once to secure cows that more than pay their keeping in this time of low prices." Such talk as that in a creamery meeting would be mightily in order everywhere, but thousands of cow owners are so blind they can't see it. Let us see for a moment just what such kind of dairy farming, with the everlasting "general purpose cow" amounts to. During the past year the Strawberry Point creamery in Iowa made 515,665 pounds of butter, which netted the patrons $61,586.42. Divide the dollars by the pounds and we find the patrons received net 11.9 cents a pound for their butter, and their skimmilk back. Call it 10 cents a pound for the sake of easy facts about Anaheim. Sketch of the industries and Resources of Most Beautiful Part of California. The City of Anaheim, with a population of 2500, is situated in northern part of Orange county; Southern California, 12 miles from the ocean, 4½ miles from the hills, and 148½ feet above sea level. It is 27 miles from Los Angeles, second largest city in the State of California. The climatic conditions are most favorable for out-door life; be found in Southern California. The temperature is extremely form, seldom rising above 90 degrees in summer, or falling below degrees in winter. The abundance of sunlight and the absence of frosts and cold winds make place especially acceptable to those desiring to escape the severe climate of the east. The country is very attractive; is practically level, with just a slight slope from the hills to an adequate drainage. The roads level, well graded, and well affording excellent opportunities for cycling and driving. The soil rich sandy loam which never bends making it a very easy groundwork; thus leading itself reading the cultivation of berries, nuttles,anges, etc. The variety of products, and possibility of procuring small tubs of land at low figures, and on terms, make our section of county very attractive and advantageous for truck raising, or for riding on a small scale. The following are a few of the products: orange lemons, walnuts, grapes, peas apricots, sugar beets, berries vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possessor Building and Loan Association Water company, two railroads, cannery and drier, large oil industry farm, bank, several adjoining commercial houses, two hotels two newspapers. The city also its water and lighting plant. "Oh, the veritable hat will not do! You see, your head—I mean the head of the effigy—is enormous." "Tres bien. Take a coat, then." Dressed in the veritable coat, the Sarcy dummy was an immense success. It seemed so strange to literary Paris, however, for a man to aid and abet the caricature of himself that M. Sarcy has volunteered an explanation, which is a delicious bit of humor. "Lamar-tine," he remarks, "would not have consented to lend his coat for such a purpose. He was a poet with a sensitive soul. So was Victor Hugo. But what would you? We cannot all be Lamar-tines and Hugos. Why should we poor journalists, who have no feelings to speak of, deny ourselves to the populace when we can contribute to their harmless amusement? Besides, they may not always think it worth their while to notice us. "An agreeable trifler came to me the other day and asked my permission for the use of my name in a burlesque. I gave it cheerfully. 'This may be the last time,' said he. 'What do you mean?' I asked. 'Well, you are going out of date, and next year you may not be worth a laugh!" —Exchange. Driven to Desperation Living at an out of the way place, remote from civilization, a family is often driven to desperation in case of accident, resulting in burns, cuts, ulcers, wounds, etc. Lay in a supply of Bucklen's Arnica Salve. It's the best on earth. 25c at J. P. Hatzfeld's drug store. BURNS AND SCALDS. Remedies That Should Be Used Before the Doctor Arrives. A burn may result from excessive heat applied in any way—hot air or hot water, steam, flame or electricity—or even from extreme cold. The injury resulting from contact with hot water or steam is usually called a scald, but is practically the same in its results as a burn. Surgeons speak of different degrees of a burn, according to the amount of tissue destroyed by it. Thus a burn of the first degree is one that simply redens and irritates the skin; a burn of the second degree is one that causes actual inflammation of the skin with the formation of blisters, while a burn of the third degree destroys the skin and more or less of the flesh beneath it, or even chars and kills all the tissues, including the bone itself. The effects of a burn depend partly upon its degree, but not entirely, for a burn even of the first degree may cause death if it involves a very large portion of the surface of the body. This it does by interfering with the necessary excretion of waste matter which is constantly taking place through the skin. A curious effect of a severe burn in any part of the body is ulceration of the bowels following very intense congestion of the entire digestive canal. The bronchial tubes and the lungs are sometimes injured by the inhalation of steam or very hot air, but even apart from such an accident a person who has been burned about the chest or back is very liable to have an attack of bronchitis or pneumonia in consequence. The first thing to be done in the case of a burn of any degree is to stop the pain. This should be done not only from the natural impulse to relieve suffering, Such talk as that in a creamery meeting would be mightily in order everywhere, but thousands of cow owners are so blind they can't see it. Let us see for a moment just what such kind of dairy farming, with the everlasting "general purpose cow" amounts to. During the past year the Strawberry Point creamery in Iowa made 515,665 pounds of butter, which netted the patrons $61,586.42. Divide the dollars by the pounds and we find the patrons received net 11.9 cents a pound for their butter, and their skimmilk back. Call it 10 cents a pound for the sake of easy reckoning. Now, suppose those Strawberry Point cows are just about what the average cow is in Iowa, producing only from 150 to 175 pounds of butter in a year. What sort of roward are those farmers who stick by that kind of a cow going to get for their year's work? Seventeen dollars and fifty cents worth of butter and the skimmilk and a calf in return for all the food and labor expended on such cows for a year. The trouble at Strawberry Point and all over the country is this low average general purpose cow. Farmers go into the business blinded by a lot of old, worn notions that don't fit these days. If the trotting horse men insisted on going on to the track with a lot of draft bred horses and banking their money on such animals, they would be in a like fix. But the horsemen can't be led into such folly. But the mischief is we cannot get these general purpose farmers to stop and think or read. They are still of opinion that beef cows and no reading or study will win money out of the dairy business. How much longer must they strike blindly right and left before they see where the truth lies. How different it is with the man who has accepted dairy truth for his guide and does business with a dairy cow yielding from 875 to 300 pounds of butter a year. Board's Dairyman. Tax on Babies Extreme hot weather is a great tax upon the digestive power of babies; when puny and feeble they should be given a few doses of White's Cream Vermilge, the children's tonic. It will stimulate and facilitate the digestion of their food, so that they soon become strong, healthy and active. 25c at J. P. Hatzfeld's. BELIEVES IN WOMAN SUFFRAGE Governor Garvin of Rhode Island has put himself on record as a believer in woman suffrage. In a recent address before the Rhode Island Woman Suffrage association he said: "I think woman suffrage will be adopted in Rhode Island and in other New England states. It has been tried in other states, and has worked well, and sooner or later it will prevail throughout the Union." Cures When Doctors Fail Mrs. Frank Chlasson, Patterson, La., writes June 8th, 1901: "I had malaria fever in very bad form, was under treatment by doctors, but as soon as I stopped taking their medicine the fever would return. I used a sample bottle of Herbine, found it helped me. I feel grateful to you for furnishing such a splendid medicine, and can honestly geous for truck raising, or for on small scale. The follower are a few of the products: orange lemons, walnuts, grapes, pea apricots, sugar beets, berries vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possessor Building and Loan Association Water company, two railroads, cannery and drier, large oil industry ostrich farm, bank, several adjoined commercial houses, two hotels two newspapers. The city also its water and lighting plant. FACTS ABOUT ORANGE COUNTY is apparent: Counties. Los Angeles. Orange. Riverside. San Bernardino. San Diego. The area of Orange county square miles; that of Los Angeles 3880; that of Riverside, 7008; that San Bernardino, 20055, and that San Diego, 8400 square miles. Orange county thus contains fifth the area of Los Angeles its irrigated lands approach it to one-half those of its neigh- north. Riversides embraces nine tiny area, yet it irrigates 9000 more or a fourth more than the bel- county on the east. San Bernardino is 25 times i yet its irrigated acres exceed th this jumbo county by nearly approximately ten per cent. San Diego is eleven times i yet it irrigates 25,000 acres more than the south—30 cent is the former's irrigated as compared with that of the—almost the irrigated area o Diego and Riversides combined. Orange county possesses the system of irrigation,the most water rights that exist in South California. That is what we said many a time and oft- figures prove it. It is the hardest and most productive coun- ties outdoors and is settling up than any other in the State.$$ Hood's Sarsaparilla is unquestionably the greatest blood and liver medicine known. It positively and permanently cures every humor, from Pimples to Scrofula. It is the Best. Blood Medicine. A curious effect of a severe burn in any part of the body is ulceration of the bowels following very intense congestion of the entire digestive canal. The bronchial tubes and the lungs are sometimes injured by the inhalation of steam or very hot air, but even apart from such an accident a person who has been burned about the chest or back is very liable to have an attack of bronchitis or pneumonia in consequence. The first thing to be done in the case of a burn of any degree is to stop the pain. This should be done not only from the natural impulse to relieve suffering, but because the shock resulting from the injury may be so greatly increased by the agony as to cause the death of the patient, even when the burns in themselves would not do so. Covering the part with any bland substance, such as olive oil, vaseline, sweet butter or flour paste, to keep off the air will often afford great relief, and in burns of the first degree nothing more may be needed. Carron oil, the name given to a mixture of equal quantities of linseed oil and linewater, was formerly and is still in many workshops the favorite application for a burn Better still is bicarbonate of soda (cooking soda) or calcined magnesia, made into an ointment with vaseline or lard or dusted thickly over the skin. Another application which is often exceedingly grateful is a solution of nitrate of potash (nitre). Hunters often make a paste of gunpowder for this purpose. One or other of these applications will usually suffice in mild cases, and in severe burns will help to reduce the pain for the time until the doctor comes—Youth's Companion. Mrs. Frank Chlasson, Patterson, La., writes June 8th, 1901: "I had malaria fever in very bad form, was under treatment by doctors, but as soon as I stopped taking their medicine the fever would return. I used a sample bottle of Herbine, found it helped me. Then bought two which completely cured me. I feel grateful to you for furnishing such a splendid medicine, and can honestly recommend it to those suffering from malaria, as it will surely cure them." Herbine, 50c bottle at J. P. Hatzfeld's. Corner in Lemons The Fruit Trust, it is said, has correlated the supply of lemons in the United States, and as a result prices have been increased over 100 per cent. The trust has placed the lemons in cold storage plants, and will not dispose of them except at its own figures. "There is no such thing as a corner in lemons," said D. E. Evans of the D. E. Evans Fruit company of Chicago the other day. "The fact is about 250,000 boxes of lemons are on the water continually en route to this country and there are auctioned off in New York weekly from 50,000 to 65,000 boxes. These go to the highest bidders. In addition, California is constantly shipping East about 1800 carloads. The proposition of a trust controlling the lemon market is therefore absurd. Startling Evidence Fresh testimony in great quantity is constantly coming in, declaring Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption Coughs and Colds to be unequalled. A recent expression from T.J.McFarland Bentorville Va., serves as example. He writes: "I had bronchitis for three years and doctored all the time without being benefitted. Then I began taking Dr. King's New Discovery, and a few bottles wholly cured me." Equally effective in curing all lung and throat troubles, consumption, pneumonia and grip. 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No other medicine the cure of woman's peculiar almshacked by such a remarkable guild no other medicine for woman's illnessessed of the unparalleled curative entities that would warrant its manufacture in making such an offer; no other has such a record of cures on which such a remarkable offer. Therefore, insist on having Dr. Favorite Prescription and turn you on any unscrupulous dealer who insult your intelligence by attempting foist upon you some inferior suit under the plea that "it is just as Insist on having the article which record of a third of a century of cut which is backed by those willing to $50 if they cannot cure you. In cases attended by a leucorrheea a solution of Dr. Pierce's Lotion should be used conjointly with the "Favorite Prescription." They by all druggists, or sent post-paid address, on receipt of 25 cents in Send 31 cents in stamps for Dr. Common Sense Medical Adviser.World's Dispensary, Buffalo,N.Y. Weak and sick women are invited Dr. Pierce, by letter, for correspondence held as strictly Address Dr.R.V.Pierce,Buffalo,N.Y. Dr. Pierce's Pellets cure billiousness WHAT AN EDITOR DOES FOR THE COMMUNITY. Editors are said to be cynical. Is it any wonder? What profession meets with such constant and universal gratitude? Through the life of what other man does this black sin so persistently drag its slimy form? No other avocation is so full of unselfishness and helps so many reputations. No other is given to so many expressions of kindness and sympathy and benevolence. The editor has a word of encouragement for every work enterprise and philanthropy, and words of approval for every public act, sending sunshine and happiness into thousands of lives. That newspaper is never printed which has not something in it to help some one. Scientists, scholars, divines, politicians, tradesmen, statesmen, by the millions, owe their fame and prosperity to the editor. Nor does he help those only the world would call great. He is a friend to the friendless, and a constant benefactor to all classes. And his kindness stops not at the graye. His is the hand which pays the last tribute of affection, often to an enemy. And yet how rarely is he thanked! How few manifest any appreciation of what he does for them! His benevolence is accepted as a matter of course. How many repay him with the basest ingratitude! Is it any wonder that he is full of cynicism and even of bitterness when he thus continually encounters the coldness, and meanness, the emptiness of human nature? — Newman (Ga.) Chronicle. That Throbbing Headache Would quickly leave you if you used Dr. King’s New Life Pills. Thousands of sufferers have proved their matchless merit for sick and nervous headaches. They make pure blood and build up your health. Only 25 cents, money back if not cured. Sold by J. P. Hatzfeld, druggist. WILL HANG IN DRESS SUIT. Sheriff Coburn of Riverside county is in receipt of the following communication from the warden at San Quentin prison: "Fred Fischer, the murderer from your county who is to be hanged here July 14, has personally appealed to me to write to you to have his dress suit sent to him, as he wishes to be hanged in it." Fischer's request will be granted. He is said to continue to malutain an A STIRRING INTERVIEW. The Adventure of a Yankee Lieutenant at Gibraltar In 1806. Two noteworthy facts mark the battle of Lake Champlain and that of Lakes Erie. They were the only squadron battles of the war of 1812, and the two victorious American commanders were very young. Perry was 28 and Macdonough 60. When Macdonough was but 28 years of age, an adventure at Gibraltar, in 1806, described in Mr. Spears' "History of Our Navy," showed the character of the man. He was first lieutenant of the Yankee brig Siren, and one day while the captain was on shore at Gibraltar a Yankee merchantman came into the port and anchored near the Siren. A boat from a British frigate near by went directly to the merchantman and in a few minutes pulled away again, having one more man in it than when it left the frigate. Macdonough noted the fact and sent Lieutenant Page to the merchantman, who returned with the information that the British had impressed one of the crew of the merchantman. Macdonough ordered the Siren's gig away, manned with armed men, and getting into it himself overtook the British boat alongside of the frigate and took out of it by force the impressed seaman and carried him to the Siren. Later the captain of the British man-of-war came on board the Siren and in a great rage demanded to know how Macdonough had "dared to take a man from one of his majesty's boats." "I will," said he, "haul my ship alongside the Siren and take the man by force." "I suppose," answered Macdonough, "your ship can sink the Siren, but as long as she can swim I shall keep the man." "You are a very young man and very indiscreet," said the bully. "Suppose I and been in the boat. What would you have done?" "I would have taken the man or lost my life," replied Macdonough. "What, sir, would you attempt to stop me if I were now to try to impress men from that brig?" thundered the captain. "I would," answered the calm Macdonough, "and to convince yourself that I would you have only to make the attempt." At that the British captain got into his boat, rowed away to his frigate and then turned and rowed toward the merchantman. Macdonough at once manned a boat with an armed crew and rowed out to protect the brig. The English man rowed around the merchantman without boarding her and then put back TABLE TALK OVER COFFEE. The talk that evening began fad of the "Vegetarians" and liefs. It soon developed that ful Miss Schuyler thought "Vegetarian." "But," said "what do you eat?" "All kinds and fruit," said she, "the milk, have eggs for breakfast; other meals I eat butter, puddle and cake, and tell every one to do as I do, I feel so much." The doctor looked astonished you call that vegetarian? My woman don't you know that and milk are animal foods? It is a mistake to urge other you. What is good for you good for others. The Esq Arctic regions couldn't supply vegetable diet. Some necessary to keep heat in his other hand, besides the peculiarities and the climate tions under which each pwould make it a mistake for... THE census bureau has issued a petition on agriculture in California which we quote from extensively in another part of this issue. One of interesting features of the report is the paragraph giving the number farms and acres of farming lands in the five Southern California counties. The pre-eminence of Orange county is apparent: But it is in the acreage of irrigated fields that Orange county takes easy precedence over the other counties southern California: Orange county thus contains one in the area of Los Angeles; yet irrigated lands approach in area one-half those of its neighbor to north. Riverside embraces nine times its size, yet it irrigates 9000 more acres, a fourth more than the belaued county on the east. Bernardino is 25 times its size, its irrigated acres exceed those of San Diego, 8400 square miles. Orange county possesses the finest stem of irrigation, the most secure water rights, that exist in Southern California. That is what we have many a time and oft. These areas prove it. It is the handsomest and most productive county that outdoors and is settling up faster in any other in the State. WILL HANG IN DRESS SUIT. Sheriff Coburn of Riverside county is in receipt of the following communication from the warden at San Quentin prison: "Freed Fischer, the murderer from your county who is to be hanged here July 14, has personally appealed to me to write to you to have his dress suit sent to him, as he wishes to be hanged in it." Fischer's request will be granted. He is said to continue to maintain an air of quiet unconcern and is considered by the officials as one of the most remarkable prisoners confined within that prison. His execution will be the first on record in California which has not taken place on a Friday. Constupated Bowels To have good health, the body should be kept in a laxative condition, and the bowels moved at least once a day, so that all the poisonous wastes are expelled daily. Mr. G. L. Edwards, 142 N. Main street, Wichita, Kansas, writes: "I have used Herbine to regulate the liver and bowels for the past ten years, and found it a reliable remedy." 50c at J. P. Hatzfeld's. City Marshal Maxwell of Santa Ana who some days ago brought a claim against the supervisors in the amount of $500 for services claimed to have been rendered in serving papers issued from township courts, had the same turned down by the board, and may bring suit against the county to recover. District Attorney Head advised the board that the law covering the case was contradictory and recommended laying the claim upon the table. Worst of All Experiences Can anything be worse than to feel that every minute will be your last? Such was the experience of Mrs. S. H. Newson, Decatur, Ala. "For three years", she writes, "I endured insufferable pain from indigestion, stomach and bowel trouble. Death seemed inevitable when doctors and all remedies failed. At length I was induced to try Electric Bitters and the result was marvelous. I improved at once and now I am completely recovered." For liver, kidney, stomach and bowel troubles Electric Bitters is the only medicine. Only 50c. Its guaranteed by J. P. Hatzfeld, druggist. Santa Ana Steam Laundry Agency I run a laundry wagon that will call for and deliver your laundry twice a week. Laundry coming in as late as 9 o'clock Thursday morning will be delivered to you Saturday at 5 o'clock. E. W. McCOLLUM LOOKING GLASSES. Backed With Pure Silver New instead of With Mercury. "How is a looking glass made?" was the question recently put by a writer to a large manufacturer of mirrors in New York. "Well," replied the manufacturer, "most of the glass used in this trade is prepared for us at a molding factory, and we merely cut, bevel and silver it in our works. All the bevels are out in the same way—first with sand and water, then on an emery wheel and afterward put through several processes to bring back the polish." "Great improvements have been made in this line of business in the last 16 years." WILL HANG IN DRESS SUIT. Sheriff Coburn of Riverside county is in receipt of the following communication from the warden at San Quentin prison: "Freed Fischer, the murderer from your county who is to be hanged here July 14, has personally appealed to me to write to you to have his dress suit sent to him, as he wishes to be hanged in it." Fischer's request will be granted. He is said to continue to maintain an air of quiet unconcern and is considered by the officials as one of the most remarkable prisoners confined within that prison. His execution will be the first on record in California which has not taken place on a Friday. Consupated Bowels To have good health, the body should be kept in a laxative condition, and the bowels moved at least once a day, so that all the poisonous wastes are expelled daily. Mr. G. L. Edwards, 142 N. Main street, Wichita, Kansas, writes: "I have used Herbine to regulate the liver and bowels for the past ten years, and found it a reliable remedy." 50c at J. P. Hatzfeld's. City Marshal Maxwell of Santa Ana who some days ago brought a claim against the supervisors in the amount of $500 for services claimed to have been rendered in serving papers issued from township courts, had the same turned down by the board, and may bring suit against the county to recover. District Attorney Head advised the board that the law covering the case was contradictory and recommended laying the claim upon the table. Worst of All Experiences Can anything be worse than to feel that every minute will be your last? Such was the experience of Mrs. S. H. Newson, Decatur, Ala. "For three years", she writes, "I endured insufferable pain from indigestion, stomach and bowel trouble. Death seemed inevitable when doctors and all remedies failed. At length I was induced to try Electric Bitters and the result was marvelous. I improved at once and now I am completely recovered." For liver, kidney, stomach and bowel troubles Electric Bitters is the only medicine. Only 50c. Its guaranteed by J. P. Hatzfeld, druggist. Santa Ana Steam Laundry Agency I run a laundry wagon that will call for and deliver your laundry twice a week. Laundry coming in as late as 9 o'clock Thursday morning will be delivered to you Saturday at 5 o'clock. E. W. McCOLLUM LOOKING GLASSES. Backed With Pure Silver New instead of With Mercury. "How is a looking glass made?" was the question recently put by a writer to a large manufacturer of mirrors in New York. "Well," replied the manufacturer, "most of the glass used in this trade is prepared for us at a molding factory, and we merely cut, bevel and silver it in our works. All the bevels are out in the same way—first with sand and water, then on an emery wheel and afterward put through several processes to bring back the polish." "Great improvements have been made in this line of business in the last 16 years." WILT HANG IN DRESS SUIT. Sheriff Coburn of Riverside county is in receipt of the following communication from the warden at San Quentin prison: "Freed Fischer, the murderer from your county who is to be hanged here July 14, has personally appealed to me to write to you to have his dress suit sent to him, as he wishes to be hanged in it." Fischer's request will be granted. He is said to continue to maintain an air of quiet unconcern and is considered by the officials as one of the most remarkable prisoners confined within that prison. His execution will be the first on record in California which has not taken place on a Friday. Constupated Bowels To have good health, the body should be kept in a laxative condition, and the bowels moved at least once a day, so that all the poisonous wastes are expelled daily. Mr. G. L. Edwards, 142 N. Main street, Wichita, Kansas, writes: "I have used Herbine to regulate the liver and bowels for the past ten years, and found it a reliable remedy." 50c at J. P. Hatzfeld's. City Marshal Maxwell of Santa Ana who some days ago brought a claim against the supervisors in the amount of $500 for services claimed to have been rendered in serving papers issued from township courts, had the same turned down by the board, and may bring suit against the county to recover. District Attorney Head advised the board that the law covering the case was contradictory and recommended laying the claim upon the table. Worst of All Experiences Can anything be worse than to feel that every minute will be your last? Such was the experience of Mrs. S. H. Newson, Decatur, Ala. "For three years", she writes, "I endured insufferable pain from indigestion, stomach and bowel trouble. Death seemed inevitable when doctors and all remedies failed. At length I was induced to try Electric Bitters and the result was marvelous. I improved at once and now I am completely recovered." For liver, kidney, stomach and bowel troubles Electric Bitters is the only medicine. Only 50c. Its guaranteed by J. P. Hatzfeld, druggist. Santa Ana Steam Laundry Agency I run a laundry wagon that will call for and deliver your laundry twice a week. Laundry coming in as late as 9 o'clock Thursday morning will be delivered to you Saturday at 5 o'clock. E. W. McCOLLUM LOOKING GLASSES. Backed With Pure Silver New instead of With Mercury. "How is a looking glass made?" was the question recently put by a writer to a large manufacturer of mirrors in New York. "Well," replied the manufacturer, "most of the glass used in this trade is prepared for us at a molding factory, and we merely cut, bevel and silver it in our works. All the bevels are out in the same way—first with sand and water, then on an emery wheel and afterward put through several processes to bring back the polish." "Great improvements have been made in this line of business in the last 16 years." A TRANSPOSITION It Mangled the Salutation, Controlled His Face An American who years ago as our minister to Spain tellingthe following joke upon Shortly after he had baked in his new home he was state ceremonial where he presented to the king.His of languages was limited and French,and being desired dressingthe sovereignin his or he took pains to "coach"for sion.Several phrases were until he fells that he had mashed When,the critical moment salutedthe king with great spokea few words in Spanish ed on. “What did you say?” ask lish gentleman. "I spoke in Spanish," was der. "I said,' I cast myseefoot', which I am told is tp spectful form of salutation." "Ah,no," corrected a Spad had been observedto smile bassador's greeting."You enu You transposedyour quite altered meaning." “What did I say?” asked mat. With a twinkle in his eyearmade answer,"What said was,'I throw myheead.' Butthe king had not betmuchasthe flutteringofananythingunusualhadcountper'sMagazine. No Fixation In Speech The common idea as to howthe earth being "fixed is spaingroundto there are few ifinthe domain of astronomyreally be called fixed spaceon though these changesao so slow as to escape her any periodio,sо that they fallpossibilityof computationearth's path is not fixed,ecliptic undergoesa very slow so that while presentitodonsmore than 28 degreesin about 15,000 years,a astronomatelaltitlewill be reducedat15 minutesafterwhich itwincausewith such narrowlimitsproduce no sensible alteration—Kansas City Journal $500 REWARD FOR WOMEN WHO CANNOT BE CURED. No uniformly successful has Dr. Pierce's favorite Prescription proven in all forms of Female Weakness, Prolapsus, or Falling Womb, and Leucorrhea, that, after over a third of a century's experience in curing the worst cases of these distressing and illuminating ailments, Dr. Pierce now feels warranted in offering to pay $500 in cash for any case of these diseases which cannot cure. Dr. STANDS ALONE—The "Favorite Prescription" stands alone, as the one and only remedy for these distressingly common forms of weakness, possessed of such aptively specific curative properties as to warrant its makers in proposing, and leading themselves to forfeit, as we the undersigned proprietors of that wonderful remedy hereby do, to pay the sum of $500 in legal money of the United States in any case of the above diseases in which after a year and reasonable trial of our treatment, fail to cure. No other medicine for cure of woman's peculiar ailments is locked by such a remarkable guarantee; no other medicine for woman's ills is posed of the unparalleled curative properties that would warrant its manufacturers making such an offer; no other remedy such a record of cures on which to base with a remarkable offer. Therefore, insist on having Dr. Pierce's favorite Prescription and turn your back at any unscrupulous dealer who would hurt your intelligence by attempting to test upon you some inferior substitute, under the plea that "it is just as good." insist on having the article which has a word of a third of a century of cures which is backed by those willing to forfeit if they cannot cure you. In cases attended by a leucorrheal drain solution of Dr. Pierce's Lotion Tablets be used conjointly with the use of "Favorite Prescription." They are sold all druggists, or sent post-paid to any dreads, on receipt of 25 cents in stamps. And 31 cents in stamps for Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser. Address World's Dispensary, Buffalo, N.Y. Weak and sick women are invited to assist Dr. Pierces, by letter, free. All correspondence is held as strictly private. Address Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N.Y. Dr. Pierce's Pellets cure billiousness. LOOKING GLASSES. Backed With Pure Silver Now Instead Of With Mercury. "How is a looking glass made?" was the question recently put by a writer to a large manufacturer of mirrors in New York. "Well," replied the manufacturer, "most of the glass used in this trade is prepared for us at a molding factory, and we merely cut, bevel and silver it in our works. All the bevels are out in the same way—first with sand and water, then on an emery wheel and afterward put through several processes to bring back the polish. "Great improvements have been made in this line of business in the last 16 years. Formerly it took two or three days from the time work was begun on a mirror before it could be finished. Nowadays we can get the glass in the morning and make it into a looking glass perfectly finished and ready for sale before night. We make all sizes, from the smallest hand glass of 9 by 4 inches to a mirror 10 by 90 feet, or even larger, and we have a capacity of turning out 8,000 feet a day. "Not many years ago the backs of mirrors were coated with mercury. Now sheets of pure silver are used instead. The old looking glass reflected 60 or 65 per cent of the light that fell upon it; the modern mirror reflects nearly 95 per cent. The mercury looking glass was very liable to rub off. Heat and cold also affected it. The quicksilver would crack or melt, and thus the beauty of the glass would be spoiled. None of these dangers threaten the silver mirror. Besides mirrors, those engaged in this line of business cut a great deal of beveled glass for doors and windows. In fine buildings this is largely taking the place of stained glass." Fat Wives. The people in portions of Africa have many curious customs and superstitions, and among the former may be mentioned the fashion of having fat wives. Being introduced to a great chief's wife, Speke thus describes her: "I was struck with the extraordinary dimensions, yet pleasing beauty, of the immoderately fat fair one. She could not rise, and so large were her arms that the flesh between the joints hung down like large, loose, stuffed puddings. The chief, pointing to his wife, said: 'This is the product of our milk pots. From early youth we keep these pots to their mouths, as it is the fashion at court to have very fat wives.' The daughter of the king sat before me sucking at a milk pot, at which the father had kept her at work by holding the rod in his hand, for as fastening is the first duty of their fashionable feminine life it must be duly enforced by the rod if found nauseous." Mrs. Fred Unrath, President Country Club, Benton Harbor, Mich. "After my first baby was born I did not seem to regain my strength although the doctor gave me a tonic which he considered very superior, but instead of getting better I grew weaker every day. My husband insisted that I take Wine of Cardui for a week and see what it would do for me. I did take the medicine and was very grateful to find my strength and health slowly returning. In two weeks I was out of bed and in a month I was able to take up my usual duties. I am very enthusiastic in its praise." Wine of Cardui reinforces the organs of generation for the ordeal of pregnancy and childbirth. It prevents miscarriage. No woman who takes Wine of Cardui need fear the coming of her child. If Mrs. Unrath had taken Wine of Cardui before her baby came she would not have been weakened as she was. Her rapid recovery should commend this great remedy to every expectant mother. Wine of Cardui regulates the menstrual flow. WINE OF CARDIUI Nasal CATARRH In all its stages. Ely's Cream Balm cleanses, soothes and heals the diseased membrane. It cures catarrh and drives away a cold in the head quickly. Cream Balm is placed into the nose over the membrane and is absorbed mediate and a cure follows. It is not produce sneezing. Large Size, 50 gists or by mail; Trial Size, 10 centa. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street A Few Words about Pain-Kill A prominent Montreal clergyman, H. Dixon, Rector St. Judes and H. Christ Church Cathedral, writes—send you a few lines to strong PERRY DAVIS' PAIN-KILLER. I hate satisfaction for thirty-five years. I mention which deserves full public condolence. Pain-Killer Two Sizes, 56 cm and 40 cm TABLE TALK OVER THE COFFEE. The talk that evening began with the fad of the "Vegetarians" and their beliefs. It soon developed that the beautiful Miss Schuyler thought herself a "Vegetarian." "But," said Dr. Smith, "what do you eat?" "All kinds of vegetables and fruit," said she, "then I drink milk, have eggs for breakfast, besides at other meals I eat butter, pudding, cheese and cake, and tell every one they ought to do as I do, I feel so much better." The doctor looked astonished. "And you call that vegetarian? My dear young woman don't you know that butter, eggs and milk are animal foods?" Then, too, it is a mistake to urge others to follow you. What is good for you may not be good for others. The Requimo of the Arctic regions couldn't support life on a vegetable diet. Some animal food is necessary to keep heat in his body. On the other hand, besides the individual peculiarities and the climate, the conditions under which each person lives would make it a mistake for you to recrieve complaints which embitter life are due to stomach disorders which could just as well be avoided." "Now, Dr. Smith" interrupted Miss Schuyler, "I know you're going to tell us all just what to do and that when our stomach begins to trouble us and we have dyspepsia or what not, we are all to march in line, one after the other, into your office and have our stomach pumped out. No thank you, I tried that when I had dyspepsia, heart palpitations and dizzy spells so bad I thought I'd go mad, and then when I struck the pump treatment I thought I'd go madder! But fortunately just about that time I saw something in the paper which made me stop and think. I said, if hundreds of others can be cured by such simple treatment as taking Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery three times a day, I think I'll try. I did try, and in two months I was sound and well again—without those horrid stomach pumps, and then best of all, I wrote to Dr. R. V. Pierce, at Buffalo, N.Y., and asked his advice in my case, and he told me how to care for myself, how to exercise, diet, etc., and that didn't cost me a cent. Then I "I can't dispute your statement, for it is undoubtedly true," said the doctor. "I have seen many cases in my practice of dyspepsia and other diseases of the stomach cured by that' Discovery' of Dr. Pierce. It seems to assist in the digestion and assimilation of the food in the stomach, and not only that but it builds up the general health by enriching the blood and stimulating the liver into healthy action. Nervous feelings of despondency and the blues are done away with because the nerves are fed on rich pure blood and they no longer cry out for their proper food. No man or woman can be strong or feel happy who is suffering from indigestion, because when the stomach is diseased there's a diminution of the red corpuscles of the blood—this is why one don't sleep well, is languid, nervous and irritable." The World's Dispensary Medical Association, of Buffalo, N.Y., the proprietors and manufacturers of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, are willing to Forfeit $3,000 If they cannot show the original signature of the individuals who volunteer the testimonials below, and of the writers of every testimonial among the thousands which they are constantly publishing, thus proving their genuineness. Words cannot express what I suffered for three years from the effects of a torpid liver," writes Jas. E. Hawkins, Esq., President Order of Golden Circle, No. 41, of America, Box 1038, St. Louis, Mo. "Had I but known of your 'Golden Medical Discovery' sooner what misery I might have been spared. I was bilious, tongue was coated, appetite poor, and I had frequent distressing pains in the side and under shoulder-blades, but within a week after I commenced Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery there was a marked change for the better, so I kept on using it, three times a day, for over a month, with an occasional dose of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets to regulate the bowels, and the results were all more than I could wish. My appetite is splendid—I feel ten years younger, and am entirely free from pain of any kind. Your 'Golden Medical Discovery' is certainly all that its name implies, and I gratefully endorse it." Mrs. Alice Everly, of Creedville, Ohio says: "Sometimes ago I wrote you in regard my case, asking your advice, also what I needed in the medicine line. The advice came promptly and after following your directions I find myself entirely relieved of any distressing symptoms of my old troubles, and feel I am entirely cured. I had liver complaint and indigestion of the bowels. Took eight bottles of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery; also three vials of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. Your remedies have proven very satisfactory in my case, and I am delighted to be my old self once more. I thank you for your good and valuable advice, which was so promptly given. My husband is taking the 'Golden Medical Discovery,' and also feels that it is doing him good. One thing we are very positive of, is that it will give a wholesome appetite when all else fails." A TRANSPOSITION. It Mangled the Salutation, but the King Controlled His Face. An American who years ago served as our minister to Spain was fond of telling the following joke upon himself: Shortly after he had become settled in his new home he was bidden to a state ceremonial, where he was to be presented to the king. His knowledge of languages was limited to English and French, and being desirous of addressing the sovereign in his own tongue he took pains to "coach" for the occasion. Several phrases were rehearsed until he felt that he had mastered them. When the critical moment arrived, he saluted the king with great dignity, spoke a few words in Spanish and passed on. "What did you say?" asked an English gentleman. "I spoke in Spanish," was the rejoinder. "I said, 'I cast myself at your feet,' which I am told is the most respectful form of salutation." "Ah, no," corrected a Spaniard, who had been observed to smile at the embassador's greeting. "You are mistaken. You transposed your words, and quite altered the meaning." "What did I say?" asked the diplomat. With a twinkle in his eye the Spaniard made answer, 'What you really said was, 'I throw my heels at your head.'' But the king had not betrayed by so much as the fluttering of an eyelid that anything unusual had occurred.—Harper's Magazine. No Fixation In Space. The common idea as to the path of the earth being "fixed in space" is taken exception to by astronomers on the ground that there are few if any things in the domain of astronomy that can really be called fixed space, that fact being that unexcasing changes are going on, though these changes are generally so slow as to escape the notice of a superficial observer, but are fortunately periodic, so that they fall within the possibility of computation. Thus the earth's path is not fixed, since the ecliptic undergoes a very slow change so that, while at present it is a few seconds more than 28 degrees 27 minutes, in about 15,000 years, astronomers calculate, it will be reduced to 29 degrees 15 minutes after which it will begin to increase again, a change so slow and within such narrow limits that it can produce no sensible alteration in the seasons—Kansas City Journal. Nasal CATARRH In all its stages. Ely's Cream Balm cleanses, soothes and heals the diseased membrane. It cures catarrh and drives away a cold in the head quickly. Cream Balm is placed into the nostrils, spreads over the membrane and is absorbed. Relief is immediate and a cure follows. It is not drying—does not produce sneezing. Large Size, 50 cents at Drugstores or by mail; Trial Size, 10 cents. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street, New York A Few Words about Pain-Killer A prominent Montreal clergyman, the Rev. James H. Dixon, Rector St. Judes and Hon. Canon of Christ Church Cathedral, writes: "Permit me to send you a few lines to strongly recommend PERRY DAVIS' Pain-Killer. I have used it with satisfaction for thirty-five years. It is a preparation which deserves full public confidence." Pain-Killer A sure cure for Sore Throat, Coughs, Chills, Cramps, &c. Two Sizes, $5c. and $8c. There is only one Pain-Killer - Perry Davis.* THE SANDERS-ARNOTT DISC PLOW. The solid cast frame now being used on the Sanders-Arnott Disc Plow is the most valuable feature added to the Disc Plow since they were placed on sale. See them before buying. No more sprung beams out of line or bolts sheared off. We have a new pattern four gang plow for the largest ranches. Any disc plow without the solid cast frame is old style. Do not be misled into buying one. Made in one, two, three and four gang patterns. The most successful disc plow in the market. Draft reduced 50 per cent. Send for circulars. 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