anaheim-gazette 1903-05-28

IRISH SONG. On Innisfallen's fairy isle, Amid the blooming bushes, We leaned upon the lovers' stile And listened to the thrushes, When first I sighed to see her smile And smiled to see her blushes. Her hair was bright as beaten gold And soft as spiner's spinning, Her check optigroomed the apple old That set our parents sinning, And in her eyes you might behold My joys and griefs beginning. In Innisfallen's fairy grove I hushed my happy wooing To listen to the brooding dove Amid the branches cooing. But, oh, how short those hours of love, How long their bitter ruing! Poor cushat! Thy complaining breast With woe like mine is heaving. With thee I mourn a fruitless quest, For, ah, with art deceiving. The cuckoo bird has robbed my nest And left me wildly grieving! —"Songs of Killarney" in Speotator. A TUG ELOPEMENT. It is only after much consideration and weighing of the matter that I am able to force myself to the point of telling the truth about the marriage and attempt at elopement which preceded the ceremony. And the determination to explain the matter briefly but fully is made simply in justice to Patience and her father, Samuel F. Yelnik, Esq., president of the Mogul mines and half a dozen other great financial concerns, for now I can afford both to pity him and laugh at him. Furthermore, the newspapers published such ridiculous stories at the time that they really made us all ashamed, telling, as they did, how I chartered a steam yacht and snatched Patience from her father's arms and carried her away to sea on the palatial craft on which a clergyman was awaiting us, and of the demands Mr. Yelnik made upon the navy department to send a warship after us, and how he nearly succeeded because of immense contributions to the presidential campaign fund. Of course only the antiadministration papers printed this last stuff, for it was pure stuff and nonsense. Nevertheless the wild stories were sent all over the country, and I have even seen cabled dispatches which were printed about them in one or two journals of London and Paris. And naturally, as you can understand, all this was very disagreeable. Well, to begin with, I did think a great deal of Patience—there's no use in denying facts—and I had been half "Haven't seen you lately out at the house," he continued sarcastically. "No, and you're not likely to," I replied, with emphasis. How long this conversation might have continued I don't know, but at that moment we passed in midstream close by a ferry-boat steaming from Jersey City to New York, and one of the passengers on it, a girl we both knew, waved her hand to me, and I called out: "Wait for me in Jersey City!" She nodded, and then we were gone again. Fifteen minutes elapsed before our boat left the New York ferry slip, and during that time Mr. Yelnik chuckled and slapped his knees and acted like a wild lunatic, he was so overjoyed. "Yes,'wait for me in Jersey City!" he mimicked. "Oh, she'll wait, don't you be afraid; she'll wait, but for me and not for you, and let me tell you one thing, sir—as soon as I can get a warrant you'll be locked up, and, by heavens, I'll see you in Sing Sing before I'm done with you!" He went on in this fashion till we crossed the North river again and had come to a dead stop about 100 feet from the Jersey City ferry slip, blocked by a fleet of canal boats that were lazily crawling up the stream against the tide. I looked across them to the boat she had come over on. It was blocked inside of the slip, and, horror of horrors, there she stood on the deck ready to cross the river once more, having totally misunderstood the message I shouted. A tugboat, awaiting to get down stream, slowly approached our craft and came to a dead stop so close that I could have stepped aboard her. Mr. Yelnik had walked to the other side of our deck, feeling safe so long as I was there and afloat. Like a flash I saw a chance to escape and called to the pilot of the tug: "Want a job?" "That's my watermelon," he replied. Instantly I cleared our rail and leaped to the towboat, shouting: "Sheer off, quick! Sheer off!" The pilot rang his bells, the propeller whirled viciously, and we shot backward from the ferryboat as Mr. Yelnik rushed to its rail and swore at us. "Skim around that fleet, quick," I called, hurrying up to the pilot house and pulling a $20 bill out of my pocket. "Now make for that boat in the slip and stand by till I get the young lady there, waiting for me." "You bet I will," the pilot responded heartily. "Bully for you, young felice." A man seen married long myself. FACTS ABOUT ANALYSIS Sketch of the industries and Recreation Most Beautiful Part of Californi The City of Anaheim, wulation of 2500, is situated northern part of Orange County Southern California, 12 miles from the ocean, 41 miles from hills, and 148 feet above it. It is 27 miles from Los Angeles second largest city in the California. The climatic condition most favorable for out-door be found in Southern California. The temperature is extreme form, seldom rising above grees in summer, or falling degrees in winter. The heat of sunlight and the absence frosts and cold winds place especially acceptable desiring to escape the severe of the east. The country is very attractive with cient slope from the hills adequate drainage. The level, well graded, and affording excellent opportunity cycling and driving. The rich sandy loam which makes it a very easy work; thus lending itself to the cultivation of berries anges, etc. The variety of products possibility of procuring snail land at low figures, au terms, make our section county very attractive and geous for truck raising, or ing on a small scale. There are a few of the products lemons, walnuts, grapes apricots, sugar beets, be vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possession Building and Loan Water company, two railway cannery and drier, large oil ostrich farm, bank several commercial houses, two Of course only the antidistribution papers printed this last stuff, for it was pure stuff and nonsense. Nevertheless the wild stories were sent all over the country, and I have even seen cabled dispatches which were printed about them in one or two journals of London and Paris. And naturally, as you can understand, all this was very disagreeable. Well, to begin with, I did think a great deal of Patience—there's no use in denying facts—and I had been half in love with her from boyhood. During the last year I had been with her more than usual, seeing her at home or on the links of the Country club and at various teas and club fetes. And by sheer accident, I assure you, I spent the summer on the shores of Lake Champlain, making studies for two or three rather ambitions paintings, to be finished when cold weather came, and Patience was there, too, with her deep brown eyes and wavy hair and superb presence. I know this sounds like extravagant description, but it is accurate, for Patience is one of the finest specimens of young womanhood I have ever seen, thanks to inheritance and wheeling and tennis and golf and boating. She was visiting a cousin at Port Kent—a brunette with red lips and white teeth and the very mischief dancing in her eyes—and naturally Miss Elaim was interested in helping along a love affair—for where is the girl who wouldn't be? I don't know how it happened, but in some way old Moneybags Yelnik heard of the situation and appeared suddenly one evening at the residence of Miss Elaim's parents. At the time his train from New York arrived Patience and I were strolling along the shore of Champlain in the moonlight, I'll confess, and when we returned to the Elaim home, some time after 10 o'clock, we found the callous hearted old fellow tramping up and down the veranda, smoking furiously and stroking his white whiskers in a manner that boded no good for us. He never spoke to me, never acknowledged my presence by so much as a stare. Fact is, he utterly ignored me, and I'll admit that hurt my pride, confound him! He simply took Patience by the arm and marched her indoors, and next morning they went to New York before I had a chance to say farewell. But I was at the station, and as the train pulled out the dear girl called: "Goodbye, Fred! Don't worry. It's all right." And then her father slammed the window and scowled as if he would like to bite me in half. During the ensuing six months I worked as hard as I could, but never did I write to Patience, although I sent messages to her in Marion Elaim's letters and heard from her now and then through the same medium, so I wasn't really out off, you see. I came back to town about the middle of September, and a week later Miss Elaim arrived at the Yelnik home in New Jersey to make a visit. But of course old Moneybags wouldn't allow me to see Patience, and naturally I had too much sense to call, but the deprivation was hard in more ways than one, as you will understand presently. A month dragged by, and the time That's my watermelon," he replied. Instantly our rail and leaped to the towboat, shouting: "Sheer off, quick! Sheer off!" The pilot rang his bells, the propeller whirled viciously, and we shot backward from the ferryboat as Mr. Yelnik rushed to its rail and swore at us. "Skim around that fleet, quick," I called, hurrying up to the pilot house and pulling a $20 bill out of my pocket. "Now make for that boat in the slip and stand by till I get the young lady there, waiting for me." "You bet I will," the pilot responded heartily. "Bully for you, young felice." A man seemed long myself. In less time almost than it takes to tell it we had come alongside the other ferryboat, and the dear girl was aboard with me, and we were speeding down toward the bay. When we were quite out of reach, the pilot asked: "Now where do you want to go?" "Oh, anywhere in New Jersey, so we can be married without stopping for a license—say to Atlantic Highlands or Long Branch or anywhere." "You dear old goose!" exclaimed my betrothed. "Why, we can't get there under two hours, and by that time he will have telegraphed all over the coast to arrest us on sight." "Good Lord!" I groaned. "What'll we do? I haven't thought of that—" "Why, just let's sail up the Kill von Kull here to Bayonne and land in 15 minutes," she replied in a businesslike way. "He never would dream of our going ashore so close, but it's all New Jersey, and in ten minutes more we can find a minister and be m-m-married," she concluded, whispering and blushing. And we did so and took the first train back to New York and telegraphed from our hotel to Mr. Yelnik that we would be glad to have him call on us with his wife that evening. Since then we have been told that when the old gentleman reached home that afternoon he almost had an attack of apoplexy, for when he went up the veranda steps the front door was opened by his daughter Patience, who confessed everything—how she and I had never been really in love, but how Marion and become engaged to me that summer, and we simply had to be married clandestinely because Mr. Yelnik finally succeeded in prejudicing Mr. and Mrs. Elaim against me so that they refused to sanctify a wedding.—Coffyn Moody in Chicago Record World Wide Reputation White's Cream Vermifuge has achieved a world wide reputation as being the best of all worm destroyers, and for its tonic influence on weak and anthrifty children, as it neutralizes the acidity or sourness of the stomach, improves their digestion and assimilation of food, strengthens their nervous system and restores them to the health vigor and elasticity of spirits natural to childhood. 25c at J. P. Hatzfeld's. Appliques of black lace on white lisse are one of the features of the new military. Minetures of historical personages set around with diamonds, are very fashionable for wedding gifts. The new toques are larger than those last season, but the difference is most noticeable in the width from side to side. During the ensuing six months I worked as hard as I could, but never did I write to Patience, although I sent messages to her in Marion Elaim's letters and heard from her now and then through the same medium, so I wasn't really cut off, you see. I came back to town about the middle of September, and a week later Miss Elaim arrived at the Yelnik home in New Jersey to make a visit. But of course old Moneybags wouldn't allow me to see Patience, and naturally I had too much sense to call, but the deprivation was hard in more ways than one, as you will understand presently. A month dragged by, and the time was approaching for Marion's visit to be concluded, when one Saturday afternoon I went aboard a ferryboat bound for Jersey City, whither I was to take a train for the town where Patience lived, and on the boat, for the first time in three months, I met Mr. Yelnik. He was feeling particularly amiable, probably because he had managed to "freeze out" some business rival in one of his great schemes, and he approached me, saying with a grim smile: "How do you do, sir?" "I'm well." Peculiar To Itself In what it is and what it does—containing the best blood-purifying, alterative and tonic substances and effecting the most radical and permanent cures of all humors and all eruptions, relieving weak, tired, languid feelings, and building up the whole system—is true only of Hood's Sarsaparilla No other medicine acts like it; no other medicine has done so much real, substantial good, no other medicine has restored health and strength at so little cost. "I was troubled with serofula and came near losing my eyesight. For four months I could not see to do anything. After taking two bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla I could see to walk, and when I had taken eight bottles I could see as well as ever." Susie A. Hairston, Withers, N.C. Hood's Sarsaparilla promises to cure and keeps the promise. Appliques of black lace on white lisse are one of the features of the new military. Miniatures of historical personages set around with diamonds, are very fashionable for wedding gifts. The new toques are larger than those of last season, but the difference is most noticeable in the width from side to side. Three narrow ruffles of black satin, with satin baby ribbon on the edge, reshen up a black satin skirt wonderfully. Black and white checked wool gowns trimmed with black velvet ribbon are to be among the stylish costumes of the season. Flen de soie is a soft, glossy silk, tery durable and light in weight, delightful to the touch and well recommended for wear. The latest fad in hairdressing is to power the pompadour directly in front and pull the tresses out very full and fluffy at the sides where they cover the ears. Dog collars are made of cream or black pet with sprays of old lace applied on. Loops for the hair are also formed of the same ornamented net, wired to keep them in place. The latest cycling costumes show a preference for black and the dark shades of blue and green rather than the lightawn and tan shades which have been so much worn. Yale blue is one of the popular colors in wool gowns for children. They are made with a blouse waist and guimme neck or with a blouse front and eton packet decorated with braid. A novelty in hairpins is a narrow band of gold two or three inches long, studded with imitation or real jewels, with a gold hairpin attached. When the pin is in place, the hand shuts down and confines the stray locks. Bretelles are one of the features of the new gowns, and they are plain, scaloped, cut out in squares, plaited or gathered, as you like. They follow in regular order the sloping shoulder, which must be cultivated now, since they assist in producing the desired effect—New York Sun. FACTS ABOUT ANAHEIM. Sketch of the industries and Resources of this Most Beautiful Part of California. The City of Anaheim, with a population of 2500, is situated in the northern part of Orange county, in Southern California, 12 miles from the ocean, 44 miles from the foothills, and 148 feet above sea level. It is 27 miles from Los Angeles, the second largest city in the State of California. The climatic conditions are the most favorable for out-door life to be found in Southern California. The temperature is extremely uniform, seldom rising above 90 degrees in summer, or falling below 32 degrees in winter. The abundance of sunlight and the absence of sharp frosts and cold winds make it a place especially acceptable to those desiring to escape the severe climate of the east. The country is very attractive. It is practically level, with just sufficient slope from the hills to afford adequate drainage. The roads are level, well graded, and well kept, affording excellent opportunities for cycling and driving. The soil is a rich sandy loam which never bakes, making it a very easy ground to work; thus lending itself readily to the cultivation of berries, nuts, oranges, etc. The variety of products, and the possibility of procuring small tracts of land at low figures, and on easy terms, make our section of the county very attractive and advantageous for truck raising, or for farming on a small scale. The following are a few of the products: oranges, lemons, walnuts, grapes, peaches, apricots, sugar beets, berries and vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possessor of a Building and Loan Association, Water company, two railroads, fruit cannery and drier, large oil industry, ostrich farm, bank, several adequate commercial houses, two hotels and BRITISH SMUGGLERS. Caves Along the Coast Wherein Their Contraband Coals Were Stored. A very curious feature of the coasts of England, where rocky or wild, is the trenched and banked up paths from the raves along the coast. These are noticeable in Devon and Cornwall and along the Bristol channel. That terrible sea front consists of precipitous walls of rock, with only here and there a dip, wherein brawling stream has sawed its course down to the sea, and here there is, perhaps, a sandy shore of diminutive proportions, and the rocks around are pierced in all directions with cavers. The smugglers formerly ran their goods into these caves, when the weather permitted, or the preventive man were not on the lookout. They stowed away their goods in the caves and gave notice to the farmers and gentry of the neighborhood, all of whom were provided with numerous donkeys, which were henceforth sent down to the caches, and the kegs and bales were removed under cover of the night or of storm. As an excuse for keeping droves of donkeys it was pretended that the sea sand and the kelp served as admirable dressing for the land, and no doubt so they did. The trains of asses sometimes came up laden with eacks of sand, but not infrequently with kegs of brandy. Now a wary preventive man might watch too narrowly the proceedings of these trains of asses. Accordingly squires, yeomen and farmers alike set to work to cut deep ways in the face of the downs, along the slopes of the hills, and bank them up so that the whole caravans of laden beasts might travel up and down absolutely unseen from the sea and greatly screened from the land side. Undoubtedly the sunken ways and high banks are a great protection against the weather. So they were represented to be, and no doubt greatly were the good folks commended for their consideration for the beasts and their drivers in thus at great cost shuttling them off from the violence of the gale. Nevertheless it can hardly be doubted that concealment from the eyes of the coast guard was sought by this means quite as much, if not more, than the sheltering the beasts of burden from the weather.—South African Review. Young and Verdant. A man married recently a young wife who takes everything quite literally. He came home and said he would take her to the theater, and presently he found her stuffing all sorts of catables into a couple of black bags. "What are Postoffices Closed The post offices at Placentia and La Habra have been ordered to be discontinued by the postoffice authorities at Washington. Mail for those places will hereafter go by way of Fullerton and thence by rural free delivery. Most of the people in the districts affected have for some time past been served by rural carriers. Private advices from Washington are to the effect that a number of other small post offices in Southern California will be discontinued as a result of the growing favor of rural free delivery. TO THE PURITAN. Lounge in pink and filmy lace, A fay in blue, the sweet irene, Minerva of the classic face, In glowing red a stately queen, A court of beauty's honor maids! The richest robe from royal loom Best mares such loveliness yet aids Not chocks that shame c'en rose's bloom. But though them all I do admire, I turn from ballroom visions back. From beauty colors jewell's fire, To seek a little girl in black. Ob, little girl in black, to you, Aweary of the gay deceit, I come to learn what is the true, Where naught distracts, in calm most sweet. Though sparkling glance and bright array The senses touch with potent charms. They vanish in the steely day; The music dies in harsh alarms. That fill the world of busy strife. So in the hard and cloaked track Love lights alone I would through life Walk with the little girl in black. George Henry Dougherty in Womankind. One of His "Whust Days." Andrew Lang once called at the house of the late James Payn to inquire about his health. The servant informed him in a broad accent that it was one of the novelist's "whust days." Mr. Lang imagined that the servant referred to Mr. Payn being worse and expressed his regret and walked away. But the woman meant to say that it was the day on which Mr. Payn was wont to receive three old friends, who made a four at whist. Both gentlemen were amused at the mistake which deprived each of the pleasure of meeting. At the Reform club in years gone by there was a certain group of well known whist players, among whom James Payn was certain to be found enjoying "the rigor of the game." Matron Sibley. Mrs. Sibley, matron of the Teenth and Buttonwood streets station house at Philadelphia, has rounded out ten years of service in that position. She was the Anaheim is the possessor of a Building and Loan Association, Water company, two railroads, fruit cannery and drier, large oil industry, ostrich farm, bank several adequate commercial houses, two hotels and two newspapers. The city also owns its water and lighting plant. FACTS ABOUT ORANGE CO. The census bureau has issued a bulletin on agriculture in California which we quote from extensively in another part of this issue. One of the interesting features of the report is the paragraph giving the number of farms and acres of farming lands in the five Southern California counties. The pre-eminence of Orange county is apparent: Counties. No. farms. Acres. Los Angeles. 677 Houston. 2288 Riverside. 1450 San Bernardino. 2380 San Diego. 2988 But it is in the acreage of irrigated lands that Orange county takes easy precedence over the other counties of Southern California: Counties. Acres. Los Angeles. 85,644 Orange. 41,549 Riverside. 32,947 San Bernardino. 37,877 San Diego. 16,022 The area of Orange county is 780 square miles; that of Los Angeles, 3880; that of Riverside, 7008; that of San Bernardino, 20,055; and that of San Diego, 8400 square miles. Orange county thus contains one-fifth the area of Los Angeles; yet its irrigated lands approach in area to one-half those of its neighbor to the north. Riverside embraces nine times its area, yet it irrigates 9000 more acres or a fourth more than the belaued county on the east. San Bernardino is 25 times its size, yet its irrigated acres exceed those of this jumbo county by nearly 4000, approximately ten per cent. San Diego is eleven times its size, yet it irrigates 25,000 acres more than the county on the south—300 per cent is the former's irrigated area as compared with that of the latter—almost the irrigated area of San Diego and Riverside combined. Orange county possesses the finest system of irrigation, the most secure water rights, that exist in Southern California. That is what we have laid many a time and oft. These figures prove it. It is the handsomest and most productive county that lies outdoors and is settling up faster than any other in the State. Young and Verdant. A man married recently a young wife who takes everything quite literally. He came home and said he would take her to the theater, and presently he found her stuffing all sorts of catables into a couple of black bags. "What are you doing?" he asked, and she replied meekly, "Packing provisions, because I have just read in the paper that six weeks will elapse between the first and second acts." —Rival. 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This does not certainly apply to the cork waistbelt adopted by the National Lifeboot institution, and it will be remembered that in recent fatal capsizing of a lifeboot at Margate the men had not noticed their corks on this very ground. A new kind of belt—known as the Lonion float—is described and illustrated in a French journal, and it has the appearance of a congerel with concealed ends. Made of sheet rubber, it passes round the neck, across the chest and around one waist, and its weight is about one pound. This life belt, or float, is flexible, light and easily placed in position. It can be worn without inconvenience, and is designed among other purposes, for use of swimming schools. —Chambers' Journal. Spring Aliments There is an aching and tired feeling; the liver, bowels and kidneys become sluggish and inactive, the digestion impaired, with little or no appetite, no ambition for anything, and a feeling that the whole body and mind needs toning up. The trouble is, that during winter, there has been an accumulation of waste matter in the system. Herbine will remove it, secure to the secretions a right exit, and by its tonic effect fully restore the wasted tissues and give strength in place of weakness. 50c at J. P. Hatzfeld's. Hired Webster For a Week. Of course Webster was in demand by those who could afford to pay for his services. A sharp Nantucket man is said to have got better of the great their consideration for the beasts and their drivers in thus at great cost shutting them off from the violence of the gale. Nevertheless it can hardly be doubted that concealment from the eyes of the coast guard was sought by this means quite as much, if not more, than the sheltering the beasts of burden from the weather. —South African Review. Matron Sibley. Mrs. Sibley, matron of the Tenth and Buttonwood streets station house at Philadelphia, has rounded out ten years of service in that position. She was the first police matron to undergo a civil service examination and is the third oldest matron in point of service in the police department of that city. Mrs. Benkert, one of the five originally appointed by the mayor more than 11 years ago, was injured last summer by a prisoner and is now a patient at the Home For Incurables. The Philadelphia Ledger says, "The police matrons do not receive pensions, and though Mrs. Benkert had been more than ten years in the police department and received her injury while in the discharge of duty she received no grant from the city." Made Young Again "One of Dr. King's New Life Pills each night for two weeks has put me in my 'teens' again" writes D. H. Turner of Dempseytown, Pa. They're the best in the world-for liver, stomach and bowels. Purely vegetable. Never gripe. Only 25c at J. P. Hatzfeld's drug store. No Reason to Hurry. A pleasant looking, stylishly dressed old lady was boarding a Sixth avenue, and the "smart Alex" conductor shouted in her ear: "Hurry up there! Step lively! Be quick!" He looked as if he were on the point of pushing her bodily inside the car, when to his great surprise she stopped short, and looking him full in the face, said: "Young man, it is not worth while to be in such a hurry. You'll get to hell soon enough." —New York Sun. For Those Who Live On Farms Dr. Bergin, Pana, Ill., writes: I have used Ballard's Snow Liniment; always recommend it to my friends, as I am confident there is no better made. It is a dandy for burns." Those who live on farms are especially liable to many accidental cuts, burns and bruises, which heal rapidly when Ballard's Snow Liniment is applied. It should always be kept in the house for cases of emergency. 25c, 50c and $1 at J. P. Hatzfeld's. Big Land Deal R.J.Northam has sold 790 acres of land at Bolsa beach adjoining the property of the Gun club and northwest thereof to Samuel Strauss for $20,000. The purchaser immediately transferred the property to Max Goldschmidt and Jacob Stern, the former of Los Angeles and the latter of Fullerton. It is understood extensive improvements are in contemplation. The land lies along the route of the proposed Huntington electric railway, being near Anaheim Landing, and is one of the sightiest coast tracts in Southern California. Compensation Dearest, for me the break. The morning breaking. For you the red worm thief and mold upon your skin. For you the earth smell yellows. For me the light pulsations. For me the noisy writing. For you all silences are all Alars wedge endles. And yet I would that I leave in darks and silences are Where drawn lips can not Nor dusty eyes can work. If I but knew that you owe Beneath the sky's cared Went sometimes sorrowin As I do all the while. —Post Wheeler in M Compensation May The Southern Pacific sell round trip tickets to May 9th inclusive with May 11th for $1.10 account Extra train service as far Anahiem May 8th and 9th connecting from Whittier leave Los Angeles 11th;ecting for Whittier. Los Angeles is time at Take early trains and avail Santa Barbara Excursion The Southern Pacific sell special round-trip Barbara and return as far limit 30 days from date fare from Anaheim will stop-over privileges in at Ventura and Santa Dates of sale June 12th 3rd and 4th August 7th tember 4th and 5th. And They're Mighty Days After a man has been six months he takes to coax wind of string in his pooled pins under the bottom edge—New York Press. In Vienna the height oo not exceed 82 feet.The story must not be more than above the level of the street ground slopes this me THE FARMER FAILS In health just as does the city-man, and the fails commonly from the same cause, "stomach trouble." The farm is a wholesome place to live; the farmer's life is a healthy life; but no external advantages can overcome the effects of a diseased stomach. When the stomach and its allied organs of digestion and nutrition are diseased, the food eaten is imperfectly digested and assimilated, and the consequent loss of nutrition results in physical deprivity. Dr. Pierce's Golden Discovery cures diseases of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition, and enables the perfect digestion and assimilation of food. It builds up the body with sound flesh and solid muscle. "I used ten bottles of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and several vials of his pleasant Pellets a year ago this spring, and have had no trouble with indigestion since," writes Mr. W. T. Thompson of Topeka, Iowa, "Words fail to tell how thankful I am for the relief, as I had suffered so much and it seemed that the doctors would do me no good. I got down in weight to be hundred and twenty-five pounds, and was not able to work at all. Now I weigh nearly the hundred and sixty and can do a day's work on the farm. I have recommended your medicine to several, and shall always have a good hard to say for Dr. Pierce and his medicines." The sole motive for substitution is to permit the dealer to make the little more profit paid by the sale of less meritorious medicines. He gains; you lose, therefore accept no substitute for" Golden Medical Discovery." Of course Webster was in demand by those who could afford to pay for his services. A sharp Nantucket man is said to have got the better of the great defender of the constitution in an amusing way, however. He had a small case which was to be tried at Nantucket one week in June, and he posted to Webster's office in great haste. It was a contest with a neighbor over a matter of considerable local interest, and his pride as a litigant was at sake. He told Webster the particulars and asked what he would charge to conduct the case. "Why," said Webster, "you can't afford to hire me. I should have to stay down there, he whole week, and my fee would be more than the whole case is worth. I couldn't go down there for less than $1,000. I could try every case on the docket as well as one, and it wouldn't cost any more, for one case would take my time for the entire week anyway." "All right, Mr. Webster," quickly responded the Nantucketer. "Here's your $1,000. You come down, and I'll fix it so you can try every case." Webster was so amused over this proposition that he kept his word. He spent the entire week in Nantucket and appeared on one side or the other in every case that came up for hearing. The shrewd Nantucketer hired Daniel out to all his friends who were in litigation and received in return about $1,500, so that he got Webster's services for nothing and made a good pront to boot—Boston Herald. The Earth Not Enough. Old Scrooge—Does a man's lawful title to his real estate extend up to the sky as well as down to the center of the earth? Lawyer—Certainly. Old Scrooge—Then as soon as they get these new airships in running order I'm going to put up a tollgate on the patch of sky over my house and collect from every balloonatic that trespasses—London Tit-Bits Big Land Deal R.J. Northam has sold 790 acres of land at Bolsa beach adjoining the property of the Gun club and northwest thereof to Samuel Strauss for $20,000. The purchaser immediately transferred the property to Max Goldschmidt and Jacob Stern, the former of Los Angeles and the latter of Fullerton. It is understood extensive improvements are in contemplation. The land lies along the route of the proposed Huntington electric railway, being near Anaheim Lauding, and is one of the sightliest coast tracts in Southern California. Thedford's Black-Draught has saved doctors' bills for more than sixty years. For the common family ailments, such as constipation, indigestion, hard colds, bowel complaints, chills and fever, biliousness, headaches and other like complaints no other medicine is necessary. It invigorates and regulates the liver, assists digestion, stimulates action of the kidneys, purifies the blood, and purges the bowels of foul accumulations. It cures liver complaint, indigestion, sour stomach, dizziness, chills, rheumatic pains, sideache, backache, kidney troubles, constipation, diarrhoea, biliousness, piles, hard colds and headache. Every drugist has Thedford's Black-Draught in 25 cent packages and in mammoth size for $1.00. Never accept a substitute. Insist on having the original made by the Chattanooga Medicine Company. I believe Thedford's Black-Draught is the best medicine on earth. It is good for any and everything. I have a family of twelve children, and for four years I have kept them on foot and healthy with no doctor but Black-Draught. A.J.GREEN, Ilwara,La. fect health ever since, and remain a firm friend of your "Favorite Prescription." Yours very truly, Miss EMMA WELLER. (From letter to Dr. Pierce.) The woman who suffers from weakness and disease of the distinctly feminine organs, whether she realizes it or not, is being slowly but surely tortured to death. She suffers almost continually with sick headache. She has pains in the back, what she calls "stitches" in the side and shooting pains everywhere. She experiences burning and dragging down sensations. She becomes weak, nervous and despondent. If she consults the average physician, there is not one chance in ten that he will hit upon the real cause of her trouble. He will attribute her bad feelings to stomach, liver, heart or nervous trouble. A woman in this condition should consult some eminent and skillful specialist who has had a wide experience. Dr. R. V. Pierce, for thirty years chief consulting physician to the Invalids' Hotel and Surgical Institute, at Buffalo, N.Y., has, with the assistance of a staff of able physicians, prescribed for many thousands of women. He used most frequently a wonderful medicine for ailing women, which he afterward put up in ready-to-use form and called it Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It has stood the test for thirty years. It acts directly on the delicate and important organs concerned in wifehood and motherhood, making them strong and well. It allays inflammation, heals ulceration, soothes pain and tones and builds up the nerves. It transforms weak, nervous women into healthy, happy wives and mothers. "I was an invalid for over a year with change of life," writes Mrs. C. Smith, of Orr, Cascade Co., Mont. "Had pains across the pit of my stomach and such extreme weakness I could hardly walk. I took one bottle of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and five of his 'Favorite Prescription' and am entirely well." Female weakness can be cured—surely, speedily—without exposure, with slight expense—without leaving your own home. Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription will cure any disorder or disease of the organs distinctly feminine. Perhaps its greatest usefulness is in preparing women for the ordeal of child-birth. Taken during the expectant period it practically eliminates pain and danger at the time of parturition. Write Dr. Pierce for advice and you will receive an immediate answer and without cost to you. All correspondence strictly confidential. We also advise all women who suffer great pain at each recurring period to take a good vegetable laxative, such as Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets, just previous to this time, as constipation is usually an aggravating feature of the trouble. Don't allow the druggist to sell you something "just as good," because it's cheaper. The cheap kind has not the thousands of cures to its credit that Dr. Pierce's medicine has. Miss CARRIE SPRECHER, of Mount Morris, Ill., writes Doctor R.V. Pierce as follows: "I was back in my old home when your letter came. I will try and explain regarding the good I received from your medicines. For over one year I suffered from what my physician pronounced womb trouble. Had doctored with doctors in the east and also in the west but found only temporary relief. The next time of my sickness I found myself no better, and in that way it kept going on from time to time until I became discouraged. I finally resolved to write you for advice. I purchased two bottles of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription, two vials of his 'Pleasant Pellets,' and by using only that small quantity I have found wonderful relief. I say to all who are suffering from troubles similar to mine that it is unnecessary to be sick when one can use Dr. Pierce's remedies." experience with it. For fourteen months I had constant headaches; seemed too weak to perform my daily duties, and when the day was over I was too tired to sleep well. I suffered from nervousness and indigestion, and everything I ate distressed me. Doctored with different physicians but received no relief. After reading one of your books I decided to give your "Favorite Prescription" a trial. Am very glad I did, for I found it was just what I wanted. I commenced to improve at once and kept getting better until, after seven weeks, I was entirely cured. I have remained in per- "I was an invalid for over a year with change of life," writes Mrs. C. Smith, of Orr, Cascade Co., Mont. "Had pains across the pit of my stomach and such extreme weakness I could hardly walk. I took one bottle of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and five of his 'Favorite Prescription' and am entirely well." A million of suffering women cry with uplifted hands for some relief from the pain and tortures of diseases peculiar to their sex. A million more COMPENSATION. Dearest, for me the breath of flowers, The morning breaking roay wise. For you the red worm through the hous And mold upon your eyes. For you the earth smell and the rain, The wan roots writting overhead. For me an ever sobbing pain, And few, few words you said. For me the light pulsating waste, For me the noisy, wrinkling sea. For you all silences are laced, All darks wove endlessly. And yet I would that I could lie In darks and silences as deep. Where drawn lips can not laugh or sigh. Nor dusty eyes can weep. If I but knew that you o'erheard, Beneath the sky's caressing smile, Went sometimes sorrowing for the dead As I do all the white. —Post Wheeler in New York Press The greatest poet of Persia was Firdousi, who composed an epic called "The Shah Nameh," about the middle of the tenth century A.D. Extra Service May 8 and 9 The Southern Pacific company will sell round trip tickets to Los Angeles and return commencing May 5th until May 9th inclusive with return limit May 11th for $1.10 account of La Flesta. Extra train service as follows: Leave Anaheim May 8th and 9th at 7:00 p.m., connecting from Whittier. Returning leave Los Angeles 11:30 p.m., connecting for Whittier. Time shown for Los Angeles is time at Arcade depot. Take early trains and avoid the rush. Santa Barbara Excursion Season 1903. The Southern Pacific Company will sell special round-trip tickets to Santa Barbara and return as follows: Return limit 30 days from date of sale. The fare from Anaheim will be $3.25 with stop-over privileges in both directions at Ventura and Santa Paula only. Dates of sale June 12th and 13th, July 3rd and 4th, August 7th and 8th, September 4th and 5th. my14-ms4 And They're Mighty Useful Habits. After a man has been married about six months he takes to carrying a little wad of string in his pocket and wears pins under the bottom edge of his vest. —New York Press. In Vienna the height of a house must not exceed 82 feet. The floor of the last story must not be more than 65.6 feet above the level of the street. When the ground slopes this measure must be THE GAZETTE JOB - OFFICE Is fitted to do all kinds of Commercial Printing From a Card to a Book or a Transcript, Etc., Etc. call and see us and get prices. All work done in the highest state of the art. 1902 Improvements. And They're Mighty Useful Habits. After a man has been married about six months he takes to carrying a little wad of string in his pocket and wears pins under the bottom edge of his vest. —New York Press. In Vienna the height of a house must not exceed 82 feet. The floor of the last story must not be more than 65.6 feet above the level of the street. When the ground slopes, this measure must be taken from the highest point. The house must not have more than five stories, including the cellar and attic. THE CLEANSING AND HEALING CURE FOR CATARRH is Ely's Cream Balm Easy and pleasant to use. Contains no injurious drug. It is quickly absorbed. Gives Relief at once. It Opens and Cleanses the Nasal Passages. Allays Indamination. Heals and Protects the Senses of Taste and Smell. Large Size, 60 cents al Druggists or by mail; Trial Size, 10 cents by mail. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street, New York. CATARRH ELY'S CREAM BALM CATARRH HAFEVER ELY BROS. COLD IN HEAD 1902 Improvements. THE SANDERS-ARNOTT DISC PLOW. The solid cast frame now being used on the Sanders-Arnott Disc Plow is the most valuable feature added to the Disc Plow since they were placed on sale. See them before buying. No more sprung beams out of line or bolts sheared off. We have a new pattern four gang plow for the largest ranches. Any disc plow without the solid cast frame is old style. Do not be misled into buying one. Made in one, two, three and four gang patterns. The most successful disc plow in the market. Draft reduced 50 per cent. Send for circulars. We have a liberal proposition to offer any rancher who wishes to investigate the merits of this plow. Write for it ARNOTT & COMPANY Wagons, Carriages and Farm Machinery. 120, 122, 124 Los Angeles Street Everybody Knows About Pain-Killer A Household Medicine A Safe and Sure Cure for Cramps, Coughs Bruises, Diarrhoea, Golds Burns, Sprains and Strains. Gives instant relief. Two sizes, 25c. and 50c. Only one Pain Killer, Perry Davis'. 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