anaheim-gazette 1903-03-26

CASES OF BAD LUCK. TRIFLING HITCHES WHICH HAVE COST A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY. Little Accidents, Generally Unavoidable. That Sometimes Prove Deciding Factors In Transactions of Considerable importance. A good many of the important events of this life are governed by little things. Many fortunes have resulted from trifles. On the other hand, thousands have been lost. Not many days ago a furniture van broke down on one of the lines of an important tramway system. Within five minutes 85 trams were drawn up, waiting till the line was cleared. Lifting jacks were procured, and in three quarters of an hour the obstruction was removed, yet that slight delay cost the tramway company over £70. It had disorganized the whole system. The trams failed to put in an appearance at the usual stopping places at the appointed times, and throughout the length of the lines waiting passengers traveled to their destinations by other conveyances. There is perhaps no such costly trifle as an engineering hitch. Not long since a well known firm delivered a torpedo destroyer to the naval authorities. She was in every respect a perfect bont, the result of masterly designing and splendid workmanship, yet at the very outset of her steam trials she met with a mishap which necessitated her return to the contractors for repair. This hitch cost the firm £600 and was found to have been brought about by a careless workman thoughtlessly omitting to screw a steam cock tightly and fit it with a washer. Another curious instance resulted in a clear loss of £250,000 to the unhappy victim. He was the holder of a large quantity of South African stock, bought at a low price during a slump. On suddenly receiving the tip that it was likely to boom immediately, he settled a limit at which to sell, and when the price had reached this figure wired his broker to sell out immediately. He left his office with jaunty step. He had notted a fortune in one coup: A few hours later the stock fell just as suddenly as he had risen, and to a figure considerably below that he had originally paid for it. Judge, then, of his dismay when his stockbrokers' clerk drove to his house and asked for a confirmation of a telegram they had just had, which appeared to have been delayed in transmission. It was his message authorizing them to sell, and as the stock was at such a low figure they were anxious. HOW TO TELL THE TIME. I've jus' learned how to tell the time, My mother taught me to, An' ef you think you'd like to learn, I guess I might teach you. At first, though, it's hard as fun, An' makes you twist an' turn, An' mother says that they is folks, Big folks, what never learn. You stand before the clock, jus' so, An' start right at the top; That's twelve o'clock, an' when you reach The little hand, you stop; Now, that's the hour, but you've got To watch what you're about, Because the hardest part is to come, To find one minutes out. You go right back again to where You started from, an' see How far the minute hand's away, Like this—you're watchin' me?— An' when you've found the minute hand You multiply by five— An' then you've got the time o' day, As sure as you're alive. They's folks, I know what says that they Don't have to count that way, That they can tell jus' by a glance At any time o' day; But I don't b'lieve no fibs like that, Because of that was true, My ma would know it, but she showed Me like I'm showin' you. —W. W. Whitelock in Leslie's Monthly. Cures Scatic Rheumatism. Mrs. A. E. Simpson, 509 Craig St., Knoxville, Tenn., writes, June 10th, 1899: "I have been trying the baths of Hot Springs, Ark., for sciatic rheumatism, but I get more relief from Ballard's Snow Liniment than any medicine or anything I have ever tried. Enclosed find postoffice order for $1.00. Send me a large bottle by Southern Express." Sold by J. P. Hatzfeld, druggist. Buying Up Cigarette Concerns. City of Mexico, March 22—It is reported that a syndicate of Chicagoans, who have about completed a deal for the purchase of several large cigarette companies here, w... pay over the money on the completion of the documents now being prepared. They are operating with British capital. PRANKS OF CUPIED Some Celebrated Men Who Matter Their Domestic Servants Many celebrated men have their domestic servants. Sir Parkes, premier of New South Wales is an example. 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He left his office with jaunty step. He had notted a fortune in one coup. A few hours later the stock fell just as suddenly as had risen, and to a figure considerably below that he had originally paid for it. Judge, then, of his dismay when his stockbrokers' clerk drove to his house and asked for a confirmation of a telegram they had just had, which appeared to have been delayed in transmission. It was his message authorizing them to sell, and as the stock was at such a low figure they were anxious to consult him before moving in the matter. The unfortunate investor was dumfounded at the lost opportunity on inquiry proved to have resulted from an accident to the telegraph boy. He had been knocked down and stunned by a cab and conveyed to a hospital. His message had been sent out again as soon as possible, but the delay, slight as it was, had lost one man a huge fortune. The man who suffers mostly by trifling hitches is the inventor. Innumerable fortunes have been lost by five minute delays in getting out protections during which times others have stopped in with similar ideas and annexed the reward of their promptness. A curious and somewhat pathetic instance in connection with an invention happened to an engineer who had spent some years in perfecting a hydraulic railway brake. The idea was in every way perfect, and in conjunction with his son he had constructed models and partially drawn up patent specifications. To the latter, however, he had not confided a certain small mechanical detail—the very one which had cost him so much labor to work out successfully—his idea being that his son should endeavor to overcome the difficulty himself till the patient was entered, when he was to learn the secret of the mechanism. The very day before the specifications were completed the father dropped dead of heart disease through excitement, and when, later, his son came to examine the drawings he found the detail he wished to know had not been included. In spite of endless labor and consultation with brother engineers the difficulty, trifling as it seemed, was never overcome, and by this little bitch in the apparatus it is estimated that he lost very nearly £750,000. Some years ago a popular favorite lost the Derby, to the great surprise of its owner and all who had followed its previous doings. It was a neck and neck race till within 50 yards of the post, when the favorite shot out and looked like romping home. Suddenly it checked its pace for the fraction of a moment and was beaten. Very few knew the cause, curious though it was. A puff of wind caught the jockey's cap and instinctively be raised his hand to catch it. In doing so he struck his eye with the end of his whip and jerked backward. The action threw the horse out of its stride, and, although the whole incident was momentary, it resulted in a lost Derby and thousands of pounds besides. A screw loose in an engine may result in great loss to a railway or steamship company. Should a lawyer neglect a little of evidence in an otherwise carefully elaborated case, it may go against him. In fact, half the bad luck matism, but I get more relief from Ballard's Snow Liniment than any medicine or anything I have ever tried. Enclosed find postoffice order for $1.00. Sehd me a large bottle by Southern Express." Sold by J. P. Hatzfeld, druggist. Buying Up Cigarette Concerns. City of Mexico, March 22.—It is reported that a syndicate of Chicagoans, who have about completed a deal for the purchase of several large cigarette companies here, w... pay over the money on the completion of the documents now being prepared. They are operating with British capital. Tragedy Averted. "Just in the nick of time our little boy was saved" writes Mrs. W. Watkins of Pleasant City, Ohio, "Pneumonia had played sad havoc with him and a terrible cough set in besides Doctors treated him, but he grew worse every day. At length we tried Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, and our darling was saved. He's now sound, and well." Everybody ought to know, it's the only cure for coughs, colds and all lung diseases. Guaranteed by J. P. Hatzfeld, druggist. Price 50c and $1.00: Trial bottles free. Shot by a Footpad. Butte, Mont., March 22.—A special from Idaho Falls, Idaho, says that Joe S. Brown was shot and killed by an unknown hold-up a few minutes after midnight last night. Brown was on his way to the depot when a man appeared in front of him and another in the rear. An instant later the man Brown's abdomen. Children's Coughes and Colds. Mrs. Joe McGrath, 327 E. 1st St., Hutchinson, Kan., writes: "I have given Ballard's Horsebound Syrup to my children for coughs and colds for the past four years, and find it the best medicine I ever used." Unlike many cough syrups, it contains no opium, but will soothe and heal any disease of the throat or lungs quicker than any other remedy. 25c, 50c and $1.00 at J. P. Hatzfeld's drug store. Agreement Reached. San Francisco, March 19.—The conferences between the Southern Pacific officials and representatives of the trainmen's associations came to an end-to-day and it is believed that a satisfactory settlement has been reached. The only statement made was that the claims of the men "had been adjusted on a reasonable basis." This is interpreted to mean that the same concessions have been granted the men as extended on other lines, namely, increases in wages of 15 and 20 per cent. More Riots. Disturbances of strikes are not nearly as grave as an individual disorder of the system. Overwork, loss of sleep, nervous tension will be followed by utter collapse, unless a reliable remedy is immediately employed. There's nothing so efficient to cure disorders of the liver or kidneys as Electric Bitters. Its a wonderful tonic, and effective nervine and the greatest all around medicine for run down systems. It dispels nervousness, rheumatism and neuralgia and dispels malaria germs. Only 50c, and satisfaction guaranteed by J. P. Hatzfeld, druggist. Lawyer Indicted. Santa Rosa, March 22.—O. O. Webber ex-District Attorney, was last indicted by the Grand Jury for Life Guards. The life guards are two reeled cavalry forming part of the household troops. They are soldiers, and every loyal Brit is proud of them. Not only household, but yours, ours, etc., should have its life guards; of them is especially greatest foes of life diseases in the very elements, as enza, catarrah, the grip and in do in the stormy months. The fleet way that we know against these diseases is to the system with Hoods Sarasaparilla makes strong. Organ Music and Organ Music It may perhaps be said music did. At any rate, our certain—viz., if there has been less in music since the day he has been due to him. Back polyphonic, and polyphonic music. To its foundation school is due the fact that no decadence in music many. There has been no polyphony since the days of advance as has been made in originality and boldness of music. All the modern mechanical that have been attached to its works are still very difficult of oration. He must have been organist as he was a composer should have been able to play organ of his day works so technique as his own is simous. It is one of the phenomena history that, while orchestra and other branches of music their infancy in Bach's day developed since then, Bach organ music to its climax. He small source whence flow which in time was to exp broad stream; he was the itself. The word "Bach" means a brook; which led a man composer to say pun this great master was not an ocean.-Forum. and was beaten. Very few knew the cause, curious though it was. A puff of wind caught the jockey's cap and instinctively be raised his hand to catch it. In doing so he struck his eye with the end of his whip and jerked backward. The action threw the horse out of its stride, and, although the whole incident was momentary, it resulted in a lost Derby and thousands of pounds besides. A screw loose in an engine may result in great loss to a railway or steamship company. Should a lawyer neglect a little of evidence in an otherwise carefully elaborated case, it may go against him. In fact, half the bad luck in life is directly attributable to the effects of hitches, trifling though they may appear.—Pearson's Weekly. Her Advice There were two women saying goodbye at the corner. One was round and plump and healthy, the other was thin and apparently ill. It was evident that the one who was not in health had been telling her troubles to the one who had probably never been in any other state, and she was receiving sympathy and advice so cheerfully given that no passer could fail to overhear it. "There, goodby," said the well one, "and don't take any medicine. You are perfectly well, you know, and God is love."—Boston Budget. Get the Most Out of Your Food You don't and can't if your stomach is weak. A weak stomach does not digest all that is ordinarily taken into it. It gets tired easily, and what it fails to digest is wasted. Among the signs of a weak stomach are uneasiness after eating, fits of nervous headache, and disagreeable belching. "I have taken Hood's Sarsaparilla at different times for stomach troubles, and a run down condition of the system, and have been greatly benefited by its use. I would not be without it in my family. I am troubled especially in summer with weak stomach and nausea and find Hood's Sarsaparilla invaluable." E. B. Hickman, W.Chester, Pa. Hood's Sarsaparilla and Pilis Strengthen and tone the stomach and the whole digestive system. Lawyer Indicted. Santa Rosa, March 22.—O. O. Webber, ex-District Attorney, was last night indicted by the Grand Jury for alleged embezzlement. At the close of Webber's recent term of office eleven law books belonging to the Court House were taken away with his private effects. When his attention was directed to the matter he sent back the books to their proper place and they have been in the Court House for some time. Webber declares the removal of the books were due to a mistake made by the janitor. His friends claim the indictment is an outcome of bitter political feeling engendered in the last campaign. D. W. Cosad, former Street Commissioner, was indicted on the accusation of perjury, the charge growing out of the trouble arising from testimony given in connection with the probating of the will of Mrs. Rebecca Lowery, over which there was some trouble. Why He Wondered A man who went away from home some time ago to attend a convention of church people was struck with the beauty of the little town in which the gathering was held. He had plenty of time, and while wandering about walked into the village cemetery. It was a beautiful place, and the delegate walked around among the graves. He saw a monument, one of the largest in the cemetery, and read with surprise the inscription on it, "A Lawyer and an Honest Man." The delegate scratched his head and looked at the monument again. He read the inscription over and over. Then he walked all around the monument and examined the grave closely. Another man in the cemetery approached and asked him, "Have you found the grave of an old friend?" "No," said the delegate, "but I was wondering how they came to bury those two fellows in one grave."—St. Joseph News. Their financial responsibility known to every newspaper drugstiff in the United States of whom they have done business third of a century. From this readily be seen how utterly foolish they are for them to make the abatement and remarkable offer not basing their offer on our having an unparalleled record medicine than Dr. Pierce's exception could possibly "winning goes, on such a prophecy they know whereof they speak; most remarkable record of this world-famed remedy; credit of any preparation designed for the cure of women' siments. This wonderful real estate, stands absolutely alone one possessed of such remarkable properties as would warrant publishing such a marvelous above made in the utmost good." "I want to tell you of the great in my health since taking yourSCRIPTION," Misses Mrs. H. S. John N.C., "When I began its use I wreck and had despaired of even health again. Could not sit up at a great improvement before this was used. Was suffering with althoat a woman is subject to; had ovaries painful and suppressed other symptoms of female disease; six bottles of Favorite Prescription a new person. Can rise home minds of exercise and not feel tired." If you are led to the purchase of Prescription" because of fainting, do not accept a substitute none of these cures to its credo. If you are looking for a pharmacy Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellissippi World's Dispensary Mention Proprietors, 663 Main Street, N.Y. PRANKS OF CUPID. Some Celebrated Men Who Married Their Domestic Servants. Many celebrated men have married their domestic servants. Sir Henry Markes, premier of New South Wales, an example. One night when dining at a friend's house he was struck by the appearance of a servant girl who settled upon the table and persuaded his host to allow her to enter his empty. This she did and for a short time held the position of cook in Sir Henry's household. Then he made her Lady Markes. But more illustrious than this is the case of Peter the Great. One day he was dining at the house of Prince Menikoff. He noticed one of the servant girls particularly, and, though she was not handsome, she caught his fan. Her name, the prince told the czar, was Martina. She had been a servant to the house of a Lutheran minister of Starienburg, and when that city was captured by the troops of Russia she had been taken prisoner by General Gauger, who had passed her over to the prince, whose servant she was. The count politely made a present of her to the czar, who eventually married her. William Cobbett, the great writer, when he was only twenty-one years of age one morning chanced to see a buxom servant girl busily engaged in washing the family linen. The girl was pretty, so Cobbett spoke to her learned her name and the same evening called upon her parents and said he would like to marry their daughter. The parents of the girl informed the young man that they had no objections to him as their son-in-law, but that he would have to wait until their daughter was of a marriageable age. Five years later Cobbett, true to his early love, married her. Southey on Wordsworth. Of Worksworth, Southey writes in 1803, says Harold S. Scott in The Atkinson: "He has written a masterly poem called 'The White Doe of Rilston Hall; or, The Fate of the Nortons.' The poem is incomparably fine. It would amuse you to hear how he talks of his own production. His entire and intense selfishness exceeds anything you could have conceived. I am more amused at it than offended; not being sufficiently attached to him to feel pain at perceiving his faults, and yet respecting him far too much on the average of his qualities to be disgusted. It is so pure and unmixed a passion in him that Ben Johnson would have had him in a play had he been his contemporary." FACTS ABOUT ANAHEIM. Sketch of the industries and Resources or this Most Beautiful Part of California. The City of Anaheim, with a population of 2500, is situated in the northern part of Orange county, in Southern California, 12 miles from the ocean, 4½ miles from the foothills, and 148½ feet above sea level. It is 27 miles from Los Angeles, the second largest city in the State of California. The climatic conditions are the most favorable for out-door life to be found in Southern California. The temperature is extremely uniform, seldom rising above 90 degrees in summer, or falling below 32 degrees in winter. The abundance of sunlight and the absence of sharp frosts and cold winds make it a place especially acceptable to those desiring to escape the severe climate of the east. The country is very attractive. It is practically level, with just sufficient slope from the hills to afford adequate drainage. The roads are level, well graded, and well kept, affording excellent opportunities for cycling and driving. The soil is a rich sandy loam which never bakes, making it a very easy ground to work; thus lending itself readily to the cultivation of berries, nuts, oranges, etc. The variety of products, and the possibility of procuring small tracts of land at low figures, and on easy terms, make our section of the county very attractive and advantageous for truck raising, or for farming on a small scale. The following are a few of the products: oranges, lemons, walnuts, grapes, peaches, apricots, sugar beets, berries and vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possessor of a Building and Loan Association, Water company, two railroads, fruit cannery and drier, large oil industry, ostrich farm, bank, several adequate commercial houses, two hotels and two newspapers. The city also owns its water and lighting plant. WAR CORRESPONDENTS. Are They a Detriment to the General Commanding an Army? Everything in a campaign depends upon the general in command, upon his coolness, resourcefulness and rapidity of glance. He may be a man who dislikes correspondents, a dislike they are certain to return, and he feels therefore as if he were perpetually watched in the gravest crises by personal enemies. A feeling which would have been fatal to Marlborough or Eugene of Savoy, the two commanders most remarkable for immovable sang froid. Everybody is not born with the advertising spirit, and there are insects which under a burning glass feel torture instead of that enjoyment of warmth which the operator maintains they ought to feel. Imagine the condition of a general like Frederick the Great, whose main business during three years of his campaigning life was to repair defeat, with 50 "correspondents" in his camp reporting every disaster, every preparation and every execution of the incompetent or the unruly! It would be maddening to such a general to know that the distribution of blame or fame did not depend upon himself, but would be taken out of his hands by writers not under his command, who would declare that an attack like that on Speicheren, which almost cost an army corps, was "superb" because it succeeded, or that perhaps best general in the army was habitually a little late in issuing his commands. We do most seriously believe that there are officers of the highest merit in the British army from whom the country will never obtain the best service they are capable of performing because of the multitude of reporters in the camps. That is a thought which those who are responsible for armies are bound to ponder, and knowing as they do its truth, we do not wonder that they doubt whether to interest the readers of newspapers is an advantage sufficient to outweigh so many risks.—London Spectator. Turkeys In the West. There is no part of the west that has ever been overstocked with turkeys, and the breeding of them is steadily gaining ground in this part of the country. There was a time not long ago when Rhode Island turkeys stood at the head of the market, and Narragansett turkeys were the best that could be produced anywhere. Now the Bronze turkey is at the head, and those produced in the west sell as well as those produced in the east in any market where they are offered. With cheap feed, unlimited range and a market that is rare Life Guards. The life guards are two regiments of cavalry forming part of the British household troops. They are gallant soldiers, and every loyal British heart is proud of them. Not only the king's household, but yours, ours everybody's should have its life guards. The need of them is especially great when the greatest foes of life, diseases, find allies in the very elements, as colds, influenza, catarrah, the grip and pneumonia do in the stormy month of March. The fleet way that we know of to guard against these diseases is to strengthen the system with Hood's Sarsaparilla—the greatest of all life guards. It removes the conditions in which these diseases make their most successful attack, gives vigor and tone to all the vital organs and functions, and imparts a genial warmth to the blood. Remember the weaker the system the greater the exposure to disease. Hood's Sarsaparilla makes the system strong. Organ Music and Organ Playlog. Organ music reached its climax with Bach. It may perhaps be said that all music did. At any rate, one thing is certain—viz, if there has been any progress in music since the day of Bach, it has been due to him. Bach's music is polyphonic, and polyphony is true music. To its foundation upon this school is due the fact that there has been no decadence in music in Germany. There has been no advance in polyphony since the days of Bach. Such advance as has been made has been in originality and boldness of modulation. For pure organ music Bach still is and probably will always remain the greatest of all composers. Even with all the modern mechanical appliances that have been attached to the organ, his works are still very difficult—perhaps the most difficult of organ compositions. He must have been as great an organist as he was a composer. That he should have been able to play upon the organ of his day works so exacting in technique as his own is simply marvelous. It is one of the phenomena of musical history that, while orchestral, operatic and other branches of music were in their infancy in Bach's day and have developed since then, Bach brought organ music to its climax. He was not the small source whence flowed a rivulet which in time was to expand into a broad stream; he was the broad stream itself. The word "Bach" in German means a brook, which led a famous German composer to say punningly that this great master was not a Bach, but an ocean.—Forum. FACTS ABOUT ORANGE CO. The census bureau has issued a bulletin on agriculture in California which we quote from extensively in another part of this issue. One of the interesting features of the report is the paragraph giving the number of farms and acres of farming lands in the five Southern California counties. The pre-eminence of Orange county is apparent: Counties. No. farms. Acres. Los Angeles 6777 890,633 Orange 2288 509,436 Riverside 2340 427,070 San Bernardino 2350 219,122 San Diego 2608 804,419 But it is in the acreage of irrigated lands that Orange county takes easy precedence over the other counties of Southern California: Counties. Acres. Los Angeles 56,644 Orange 41,549 Riverside 32,947 San Bernardino 37,877 San Diego 10,022 The area of Orange county is 780 square miles; that of Los Angeles, 3880; that of Riverside, 7008; that of San Bernardino, 20,055, and that of San Diego, 8400 square miles. Orange county thus contains one-fifth the area of Los Angeles; yet its irrigated lands approach in area to one-half those of its neighbor to the north. Riverside embraces nine times its area, yet it irrigates 9000 more acres, or a fourth more than the belauded county on the east. San Bernardino is 25 times its size, yet its irrigated acres exceed those of this jumbo county by nearly 4000, approximately ten per cent. San Diego is eleven times its size, yet it irrigates 25,000 acres more than the county on the south—300 per cent is the former's irrigated area as compared with that of the latter—almost the irrigated area of San Diego and Riverside combined. Orange county possesses the finest system of irrigation, the most secure water rights, that exist in Southern California. That is what we have said many a time and oft. These figures prove it. It is the handsomest and most productive county that lies outdoors and is settling up faster than any other in the State. Government Secret Codes. Every government and almost every $500 REWARD! FOR WOMEN WHO CANNOT BE CURED. Backed up by over a third of a century of remarkable and uniform cures, a record such as no other remedy for the diseases and weaknesses peculiar to women ever attained, the proprietors and makers of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription now feel fully warranted in offering to pay $500 in legal money of the United States, for any case of Leucorrhea, Female Weakness, Prolapsus, or Falling of Womb which they cannot cure. All they ask is a fair and reasonable trial of their means of cure. Their financial responsibility is well known to every newspaper publisher and druglist in the United States, with most of whom they have done business for over a third of a century. From this fact it will readily be seen how utterly foolish it would be for them to make the above unprecedented and remarkable offer if they were not basing their offer on curative means having an unparalleled record. No other medicine than Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription could possibly "win out," as the saying goes, on such a proposition. But they know where they speak. They have the most remarkable record of cures made by this world-famed remedy ever placed to the credit of any preparation especially designed for the cure of woman's peculiar ailments. This wonderful remedy, therefore, stands absolutely alone as the only one possessed of such remarkable curative properties as would warrant its makers in publishing such a marvelous offer as is above made in the utmost good faith. "I want to tell you of the great improvement in my health since taking your 'Favorite Prescription,'" says Mrs. H. S. Jones, of Forest, N.C. "When I began its use I was a physical wreck and had despaired of ever having any health again. Could not sit up all day. I noted a great improvement before the first bottle was used. Was suffering with almost every pain that a woman is subject to; had inflammation of ovaries painful and suppressed periods, and other symptoms of female disease. After taking six bottles of 'Favorite Prescription' I felt like a new person. Can ride horseback and take all kinds of exercise until not feel tired." If you are led to the purchase of "Favorite Prescription" because of its remarkable cure, do not accept a substitute which has none of these cures to its credit. If you are looking for a perfect laxative try Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Proprietors, 663 Main Street, Buffalo, N.Y. Government Secret Codes. Every government and almost every department has its secret codes of signs, figures or words devised by some clever code composer for use in the transmission of messages of supreme importance and with regard to which secrecy is of vital consideration. One which is said to be the cleverest of all those now in use is employed by the United States state department. It is called the "sphinx." The "sphinx" was devised by one of the officials in the state department and is as susceptible to changes as the combination lock of a safe. Hundreds of messages have been sent by it, and it defies all attempts to unravel its meaning by those unacquainted with the key. Her Huge Secret Society. A well-known Washington woman was doing the cathedral cities of England last summer. Throughout her tour she wore a tiny American flag pinned to the waist of her traveling dresses. A good many of the English people whom she met did not understand or pretended not to understand what the flag stood for. "You belong to some secret society, I perceive," said an English woman to whom she was introduced, pointing to the dimuntive starry banner. "Yes, responded the Washington woman annually. 'There are 70,000,000 of us.' — Washington Post. Diplomatic. "Henry," she said disconsolately, "you didn't give me a birthday gift." "By Jove, that's so," said Henry, "but you see you always look so young that I can't realize you ever had birthdays." Then she was happy, and he smiled the mean, subtle smile of a man who has saved money.—London Tit-Bits. MR.S. L. S. ADAMS, Of Galveston, Texas. "Wine of Cardui is indeed a blessing to tired women. Having suffered for seven years with weakness and bearing-down pains, and having tried several doctors and different remedies with no success, your Wine of Cardui was the only thing which helped me, and eventually cured me. It seemed to build up the weak parts, strengthen the system and correct irregularities." By "tired women" Mrs. Adams means nervous women who have disordered menses, falling of the womb, ovarian troubles or any of these ailments that women have. You can cure yourself at home with this great women's remedy, Wine of Cardui. Wine of Cardui has cured thousands of cases which doctors have failed to benefit. Why not begin to get well today? All druggists have $1.00 bottles. For any stomach, liver or bowel disorder Thedford's Black-Draught should be used. For advice and literature, address, giving symptoms, The Ladies' Advisory Department, The Glattanooga Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tennessee. WINE OF CARDUI $3000 Forseit Will be cheerfully paid in lawful money of the United States, by the undersigned, proprietors of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, if they cannot show the original testimonials and signatures of the individuals volunteering those published below, and also of every testimonial among the thousands which they are constantly publishing attesting the superior curative properties of their several medicines, and thus proving the genuineness and reliability of all the multitude of testimoni-als volunteered by grateful people, in their behalf. THE REASON.—There is no medicine equal to Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, for the purifying of the blood. It carries off the poisons which contaminate the life fluid. It increases the activity of the blood-making glands and gives the body an increased supply of pure, body-building blood. It builds up the body with sound, healthy flesh instead of flabby fat, promotes the appetite, feeds the nerves, and so gives to weak, nervous people vitality and vigor. There is no alcohol contained in "Golden Medical Discovery," and it is absolutely free from opium, cocaine and all other narcotics. WORLD'S DISPENSARY MEDICAL ASSOCIATION, Buffalo, N.Y. Many busy men suffer from dyspepsia caused by careless habits, too rapid eating and irregular meals. Little attention is paid to this until it is too late, and then you naturally ask yourself, "What shall I do to get well." I have found your "Discovery" by far the most efficacious of any medicine I have known. A few doses gives relief. Being an honest medicine and well worthy of praise, it has my hearty endorsement. Yours respectfully, Hon. Lee Cohn, (Councilman 9th Ward.) Louisville, Ky. "I have been greatly benefited through the use of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery," writes G. T. Rose, Esq., of 125 W. Short Street, Lexington, Ky. (Constable, Fayette Co.) "I suffered for years with biliousness and torpid liver, which affected the digestive organs and clogged up the entire system. Had used different medicines but found they did not help me any; in fact, nothing that I took was of any special benefit until I tried your 'Golden Medical Discovery.' I soon found that this medicine wrought a wonderful change in my entire body; cleared up the sluggish channels of digestive organs. This activity restored the flagging strength, increased appetite and vitalized the forces until work seemed but play, my sleep was restful and sound, brain active, and I felt like a new man. Four bottles of your 'Golden Medical Discovery' caused this wonderful change, and I have certainly every reason in the world to feel gratified and to fully endorse your great remedy. For the past two years I have enjoyed perfect health." THE BIBLE OF THE BODY Is the name given Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser, of which nearly two million copies have been sold. Send 21 cents in one-cent stamps, for this 1000-page book in paper covers, or 31 stamps for cloth-bound. HON. LEE COHN I take pleasure in expressing my satisfaction with Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery, as a reliable medicine, well worthy of the confidence of those seeking relief. It is certainly a most efficient specific for afflictions of the digestive organs, headache, heartburn, and kindred troubles caused by a disordered stomach. THE BIBLE OF THE BODY Is the name given Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser, of which nearly two million copies have been sold. Send 21 cents in one-cent stamps, for this 1000-page book in paper covers, or 31 stamps for cloth-bound. Address, Dr. R. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, N.Y. The Pulley Line Pole. The tall clothes poles for pulley lines used in the yards of tenements have practically come into use within 25 years. There are enough of them standing in the city now to make a respectable forest. They number thousands, and their number is all the time increasing. Not every tenement hangs out its clothes on a pulley line. Corner tenements, for instance, occupy so much of the lot on which they stand that there isn't room to set poles, and they hang on the roof. And sometimes tenements in the middle of a block drying arrangements are on the roof. But in the case of a great majority of tenements the tall poles are used. Some of these tall clothes poles are 75 feet in length. They range from 80 feet up and cost from $10 to $25 each. On account of their shut in situation and from the further fact that they are usually set close to a fence they get very little sunlight at the base, and are likely to be damp there and to rot. Poles set in paved or cemented yards last longer than poles set in dirt yards. The ordinary life of these tall clothes poles is five to ten years. In new work and in renewals the poles set in this city amount to some thousands in a year. The poles used are almost all of them spruce, and nearly all of them come from Nova Scotia.—New York Sun. All He Got From the Suit. An author now both rich and famous tells how he earned his first sixpence. His father had been for 27 years engaged in a suit in chancery and had just gained his cause. The expenses of the suit, however, had swallowed up the entire estate, the residue being merely 3s. 6d. My father, he relates, ranged the 7 sixpeaces on our breakfast table. "My boy," said he, "see what comes of going to law in Great Britain. Your mother has told you that I have won my suit in chancery?" "Yes, father." "Well, then, look! That is all I got of it," and he pointed grimly at the sixpences. I opened wide my eyes. "All you get of the whole suit?" I echoed, with a puzzled air, convinced that a suit in chancery was composed, as other suits are, of a coat, waistcoat and trousers. "Why, father, those are only the buttons!" It was this deplorable joke that earned me my sixpence, for my father, laughing, tossed me one, and I rushed off like a dog perched with a bone.—Strand Mag- of going to law in Great Britain. Your mother has told you that I have won my suit in chancery?" "Yes, father." "Well, then, look! That is all I get of it," and he pointed grimly at the sixpences. I opened wide my eyes. "All you get of the whole suit?" I echoed, with a puzzled air, convinced that a suit in chancery was composed, as other suits are, of a coat, waistcoat and trousers. "Why, father, those are only the buttons!" It was this deplorable joke that earned me my sixpence, for my father, laughing, tossed me one, and I rushed off like a dog pelted with a bone.—Strand Mag. Nasal CATARRH In all its stages. Ely's Cream Balm cleanses, soothes and heals the diseased membrane. It cures catarrh and drives away a cold in the head quickly. 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