anaheim-gazette 1902-10-02

University of California The custom has become firmly established of a "university meeting," held at the "students' hour" every second Friday morning. Fifteen hundred or more students and faculty men gather in the gymnasium to hear brief informal addresses by two visiting speakers, to listen to President Wheeler's comments on university affairs or announcements of benefactions, and to sing together the college songs. President Roosevelt as an undergraduate at Harvard was described by his classmate, Fairfax H. Wheelan, president of the San Francisco University Club at the last university meeting. The freshman Roosevelt was characterized as a rather flat-chested boy weighing only 125 pounds, and showing no certain promise of distinction. Mr. Wheelan told how through energy and pluck the obscure freshman made himself left in college, became the best boxer in his class, by systematic exercise built up his health and bodily vigor, wrote, did excellent scholarly work and became a leader among his fellows, and how, within three years after his graduation, he had published his novel history of the war of 1812, had been elected to the New York Legislature and was his party's candidate for speaker. At the same meeting Frank Otis, president of the Alumni association, described his student days at Berkeley as member of the pioneer class of 73, and told of how the alumni can serve their alma mater—by providing for its better financial support, by making its work, its needs and its opportunities known throughout the state, and by seeking themselves fully to represent the university. He told, too, of the endeavor now being made by the alumni to raise by subscription $100,000 to build an alumni hall, which shall serve as a center of the common life of the members of the university. Many distinguished men have spoken at recent university meetings, among them President Jordon, President Tucker of Dartmouth, James H. Eckels, formerly comptroller of the currency; Frederick Hollis, secretary of the Peace Conference at the Burgue, Frank Norris, '94, the novelist (he read a brilliant unpublished short story): Dr. Jacob Voorsanger; Father James O. S. Huntington, superior of the Episcopal order of the Holy Cross; Walter Damruach the composer and conductor. Political Meeting a Hummer Continued from First page "The constructive platform upon which my opponent stands is illustrated by the position of Dr. Castle and Dr. Harlow, who were elected a few years ago upon a tariff-for-revenue-only platform to represent the Sixth and Seventh districts in Congress. "They also declared themselves in favor of a protective policy as far as the industries of this state were concerned. But when they were upon the floor of Congress they had to line up with one party or the other. They had only one thing to do, and they did it like little men, because they just had to. They voted for every measure that was directly opposed to the policy of protection and the industries of the district they were supposed to represent. And this is just what any other man will have to do who is elected by the Democratic party, regardless of his personal preference upon local issues. AN IMMENSE DISTRICT. "The Eighth congressional district is a peerless district. Six times larger than Massachusetts, which has thirteen representatives, and larger than any other state stretching from the historic Hudson on the east to the mighty Father of Waters on the west, every industry, be it the product of the soil, the vine or the tree, beet sugar, beaus or oil, is in its infancy and must have the fostering care of protection in order to improve and develop. Our resources are unlimited, and only under this policy can they be developed and improved. "The effect of protection to the citrus fruits of California is well shown by the decrease of the importation of citrus fruits into the United States from foreign countries immediately after the tariff went into effect. The duty of one cent a pound on citrus fruits resulted in a decrease of these imports to the extent of over 800 per cent. "This tells the story of the benefits of protection, which is squarely the issue now. The question for you to decide is: Is a protective tariff, or a tariff for revenue only, for your interest and for the interest of the growers and producers of the Eighth congressional district? If you believe in a protective tariff, then vote for the Republican nominee and you will have a protec- Kasson Treaties The recent revival of interest in the Kasson treaties, as shown by Secretary Shaw's Chicago speech and their enumeration among the important issues, is one of the unexpected developments of the day. It is said that some of the extreme opponents of the Kasson reciprocity plan have become convinced that they must make some concession, this being the least costly, to assert the possibility of more radical handling of the tariff. The other side hopes for the success of the Kasson treaties because of their entering wedge value. Californians are afraid of the fruits of Jamacia, and they have recently instructed their representatives in Congress against any yielding along this line. If all interests supposed to be adversely affected by all reciprocity projects should combine against their treaties, their ability to defeat everything in sight could not be questioned and Cuban reciprocity would be weighted down rather than aided by an alliance with Kasson treaties or any other projects of the same sort. The excitement incident to travelling and the change of food and water often brings on diarrhoea, and for this reason no one should leave home without a bottle of Chamberlain's Cholic, Chocaera and Diarrhoea Remedy. For sale by all druggists. What About Manila? The Spanish government, according to a high authority, has accepted a proposition from Italian shipbuilder for the construction of eight modern war vessels. They will be built in Spanish shipyards and paid for in annual payments. The Lord High Admiral is drafting a bill authorizing expenditure to be presented to Cortez in October. Alfonso is eager to renew the navy and recently said it is indispensable that Spain have a navy that could not be annihilated so ridiculously easy did the Americans at Santiago. Stricken with Paralysis Henderson Grimett of this plant was stricken with partial paralysis after completely lost the use of one arm and side. After being treated by an enlisted physician for quite a while without relief, my wife recommended Charles Pain Balm, and after using two bottles of it he is almost entirely cured.—Geo. R. McDonald, Man, Logo county, W. Va." Several other ve Many distinguished men have spoken at recent university meetings, among them President Jordon, President Tucker of Dartmouth, James H. Eckels, formerly comptroller of the currency; Frederick Hollis, secretary of the Peace Conference at the Burgue, Frank Norris, 94, the novelist (he read a brilliant unpublished short story); Dr. Jacob Voorsanger; Father James O. S. Huntington, superior of the Episcopal order of the Holy Cross; Walter Damrosch, the composer and conductor; Prof. Alfred C. Haddon of Cambridge, the English anthropologist; Bishop Henry C. Potter of New York; President Barrows of Oberlin; Judge Morrow of the United States circuit court; Justice McFarland of the California supreme court; President Gate of Pomona College, Speaker Alden Anderson; Prof. George H. Howison; Prof. C. M. Gayley and Prof. H. More Stephens. A number of seniors, chosen from among the most representative members of their class and allotted three minutes each, are always the speakers at the closing university meeting of the year. Albert Bonnheim of Sacramento has founded a Bonnheim prize of $200 to be awarded yearly to the undergraduate who makes the best public address on an ethical theme. "Lynching and the Moral Law" is this year's subject. The distinction of appointment as a "Bonnheim essayist," a prize of $10 each and the right to participate in the final public discussion will be awarded to five undergraduates who submit the best essays on this theme in the preliminary dissertation contest. All ready there are two great annual debates—the Carnot and the Intercollegiate—but Mr. Bonnheim has deviseed the first annual contest whose object is not the establishment of an argument but a judicial attempt to arrive at the clearest possible exposition of the truth. The students assembled Wednesday night around a bonfire to listen to speeches by alumni faculty men and undergraduates and to cheer for the football men—115 men are out for the freshmen or 'varsity elevens. After the rally someone suggested a march through the streets of Berkeley. When the line of several hundred students reached the station they found a local standing chore. Anyone may ride free on the local trains within the limits of Berkeley. The whole procession got aboard. There was much noise and confusion. Cardboard advertising placards were cut out. Someone pulled the signal cords; the air-braker were applied by the engineer and the train came to a stop. The trainmen locked the doors of the smoking car, intending to take the students within on to Oakland and there to summon the police. The men opened the windows and jumped out. Next day the entire student body met, passed resolutions accepting all the blame for the disturbance, expressing profound regret, pledging the student body to do all in its power to prevent the recurrence of any such affair and offering to make the fullest financial contribution to foreign countries immediately after the tariff went into effect. The duty of one cent a pound on citrus fruits resulted in a decrease of these imports to the extent of over 800 per cent. “This tells the story of the benefit of protection, which is squarely issue now. The question for you to decide is, Is a prospective tariff, or a tariff for revenue only, for your interest and for the interest of the growers and producers of the Eighth congressional district? If you believe in a protective tariff, then vote for the Republican nominee and you will have a protective tariff. If you believe in a tariff for revenue only, then vote for the Democratic nominee and you will have neither tariff nor revenue, for the Democratic party never was known to provide either. “The reciprocity treaties are not even asleep. Their advocates are constantly watching for an opening. Kasson has put new life and hope into them by having the time of their ‘demise’ extended. They need the watchful care of the congressman of this district, and your candidate has had some experience with these treaties.” Capt. Daniels referred to the achievements of the Republican party and the party’s heroes, and closed with an eloquent tribute to President Roosevelt. He was followed by Hon. W. M. Peek of Riverside, who delivered a strong address of an hour's duration, being frequently interrupted with applause. The Fullerton quartet rendered several campaign songs during the evening, being enthusiastically applauded. After his address the glee club sang again and the meeting adjourned with cheers for Daniels, Pardee and the whole ticket. Stepped into Live Coals “When a child I burned my foot frightfully,” writes W. H. Eads of Jonesville, Va., “which caused horrible leg sores for 30 years, but Bucklen’s Arnica Salve wholly cured me after everything else failed.” Infallible for burns, scalds, cuts, sores, bruises and piles. Sold by Hatzfeld at 25 cents. PICKINGS FROM FICTION. “Counting the cost” of sins and follies is always a hard sum in arithmetic — Trinity Bella. Good cooks are more in demand than salts these days — “The Tempting of Father Anthony.” One has often to draw upon the imagination even in serious “realism.” — Confessions of a Caricaturist. There’s nothing so good to brush away the cobwebs of scrubles as the pleasures of life — “Doris Kingsley.” Wherever a man strays aside from the beaten path there finds the devil waiting for him — “The God Seeker.” There is no advantage in being poor if you can't be common. It would be like being well off without a taste for music or artichokes — “The Last of the Kidickerbockers.” And I at least am fair to confess that the sensation of having once again clean, smart clothes upon my person gave a wonderful impetus to my self esteem — “Love's Itinerary.” Seems to me the Almighty just wants a fellow to be right about his life. In memory of John Howard Pay author of "Home, Sweet Home." Bo June 9, 1791; died April 9, 1867; erected A.D. 1855. [American Arms—eagle surmounted by motto "E Pluribus Unum."] "Dr at the American consulate in Tunisia Aged 60 years and 10 months." In the tombs beneath this stone to poet's remains lay buried for 30 years On Jan. 5, 1883, they were disinterred and taken away to his native land where they received honor and fine burial in the city of Washington Ju 9, 1888. Then be content, poor heart. Sure when thy gentle spirit fled To realms beyond the sacred dome With arms outstretched God's angel said Welcome to heaven's home, sweet home. There is a certain appropriateness about the fact that the author of this exile's most pathetic anthem shows have died so many thousand miles away from home — London Sketch Safe Guardian. "Do you like candy, mamma?" asks 4-year-old Bessie. "No dear," was the reply. "It ways makes me sick." "I'm awful glad of it," said the litle misa. "You're just the woman want to hold my candy while I droolly." — Chicago News. "I sleep well enough at night," There was much noise and confusion. Cardboard advertising placards were out. Someone pulled the signal cords; the air-brakes were applied by the engineer and the train came to a stop. The trainmen locked the doors of the smoking-car, intending to take the students within on to Oakland and there to summon the police. The men opened the windows and jumped out. Next day the entire student body met, passed resolutions accepting all the blame for the disturbance, expressing profound regret, pledging the student body to do all in its power to prevent the recurrence of any such affair and offering to make the fullest financial amends to the railroad company. Mothers Who would keep their children in good health should watch for the first symptoms of worms and remove them with White's Cream Vermifuge. It is the children's best tonic. It gets digestion at work so that their food does them good, and they grow up healthy and strong. 25 cents at Hatzfeld's. FIRE AT A WEDDING While 400 peasants were attending a wedding celebration in a barn at Werba, near Moscow, a fire started from a cigarette and a panic ensued. Women and children were trodden under foot. The fire spread with rapidity and within a quarter of an hour over 100 of the wedding guests had been suffocated or burned to death, and many had been seriously injured. "It Goes Right to the Spot" When pain or irritation exists in any part of the body the application of Ballard's Snow Liniment will give prompt relief. "It goes right to the spot," said an old man who was rubbing it in to cure his rheumatism. C.R. Smith, proprietor Smith House, Tenaha, Texas, writes: "I have used Ballard's Snow Liniment in my family for several years, and have found it to be a fine remedy for all aches and pains, and I recommend it for pains in the throat and chest." 25c, 50c and $1 at J.P. Hatzfeld's drugstore. Santa Fe Beach Rates The Santa Fe is now selling round trip tickets every Saturday and Sunday at greatly reduced rates to the following beaches: Redondo, Long Beach, East San Pedro, Terminal Island, Catalina Island. The Santa Fe is the best line to all these points. Most frequent trains and best service. Inquire for full information at Santa Fe depot at Anaheim. Jun26-sep30 Why Big Fish Get Away. It is perfectly plain that large fish are more apt to escape than small ones. Their weight and activity, combined with the increased trickiness and resourcefulness of age and experience, of course greatly increase their ability to tear out the hook and enhance the danger that their antics will expose a fatal weakness in hook, leader, line or rod. Another presumption which must be regretfully mentioned arises from the fact that in many cases it is the encounter with a large fish which causes such excitement and such distraction or perversion of judgment as leads the fisherman to do the wrong thing or fall to do the right thing at the critical instant—Grover Cleveland in Saturday Evening Post. Jenny Lind and the Trill. Jenny Lind, after years of steady practice, believed that the much coveted trill was for her an impossibility. She practiced hours a day, but was unable to accomplish the feat. One day, thoroughly discouraged, she was sitting in her garden when all at once she looked up into a tree. Above her a bird was trilling. She at once went to her piano and through some magic or power of imitation began the trill and from that day never had any further difficulty. Safe Guardian. "Do you like candy, mamma?" asks 4-year-old Bessie. "No, dear," was the reply. "It ways makes me sick." "I am awful glad of it," said the little miss. "You're just the woman want to hold my candy while I drollly." — Chicago News. "I sleep well enough at night, And the blamedest appetite Ever mortal man possessed." Riley's farmer is the very picture of man advanced in years, yet in the enjoyment of perfect health. A good appetite, good digestion and sound sleep, are the chief factors in a vigorous old age. Life is sustaining by food, when it properly digests and assimilates. When digestion fails, there is a loss of nutrition which soon shows itself in physical weakness, nervousness, sleeplessness, etc. Doctor Pierce Golden Medical Discovery cure diseases of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition. Strengthens the body in the only way possible—be enabling the addition of nutrition extracted from food. "I used ten bottles of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and several walks his Pleasant Pellet a year ago this spring and have had no trouble with indigestion since writes Mr. W. T. Thompson, of Townsend Broadwater Co., Montana." Words fail to tease how thankful I am for the relief, as I had suffered so much and it seemed that the doctor could do me no good. I got down in weight 125 pounds, and was not able to work at all Now I weigh nearly 150 and can do a day's work on the farm. I have recommended your medicine to say for Dr. Pierce and his medicines." The Common Sense Medical Adviser 1008 pages, in paper covers, is sent free on receipt of 21 one-cent stamps to pay expense of mailing only. Address Dr. R.V. Pierce, Buffalo, N.Y. FACTS ABOUT ANAHEIM. Sketch of the industries and Resources in this Most Beautiful Part of California. The City of Anaheim, with a population of 2500, is situated in the northern part of Orange county, in Southern California, 12 miles from the ocean, 4½ miles from the foothills, and 148½ feet above sea level. It is 27 miles from Los Angeles, the second largest city in the State of California. The climatic conditions are the most favorable for out-door life to be found in Southern California. The temperature is extremely uniform, seldom rising above 90 degrees in summer, or falling below 32 degrees in winter. The abundance of sunlight and the absence of sharp frosts and cold winds make it a place especially acceptable to those desiring to escape the severe climate of the east. The country is very attractive. It is practically level, with just sufficient slope from the hills to afford adequate drainage. The roads are level, well graded, and well kept, affording excellent opportunities for cycling and driving. The soil is a rich sandy loam which never bakes, making it a very easy ground to work; thus lending itself readily to the cultivation of berries, nuts, oranges, etc. The variety of products, and the possibility of procuring small tracts of land at low figures, and on easy terms, make our section of the county very attractive and advantageous for truck raising, or for farming on a small scale. The following are a few of the products: oranges, lemons, walnuts, grapes, peaches, apricots, sugar beets, berries and vegetables of all kinds. Anaheim is the possessor of a Building and Loan Association, Water company, two railroads, fruit cannery and drier, large oil industry, ostrich farm, bank, several adequate commercial houses, two hotels and two newspapers. The city also owns its water and lighting plant. Poor Doctrine for California The Democratic platform adopted in this state contains the following plank: We denounce the present unjust protective tariff imposed upon the people by the Republican party, and demand such revision of our tariff laws as will result in the removal of all unjust burdens and the placing of trust-made goods and the necessities of life upon the free list. We believe in a tariff for revenue only. Now let us see how that would work as applied to California. We have a cent-a-pound tariff on oranges and lemons; of 2¼ cents on raisins; of 2 cents on prunes; of 3 cents on walnuts; of 3 cents on cabbages, etc. Now the tariff on none of these things is for revenue—it is for protection. The effect of the orange tariff has been to practically shut out foreign oranges, of the raisin tariff to shut out foreign raisins. Cut the orange tariff to half a cent and importations of foreign oranges would once more be important. And cut the duty on cabbages to a cent and Canada and the West Indies would begin to cut into the market now supplied by California. Reduce the tariff on wool and importations would increase; the revenue would be swelled, but the California farmer would suffer. Now, if the Democratic policy of a "tariff for revenue only" is carried out logically, so far as it is applicable to the fruit growers and farmers of California, it would ruin thousands of them. Their salvation is in a protective tariff and they ought to know it. But upon this great revenue tariff platform stand the Democratic nominees in this state—congressmen, Governor, every body else. Do the farmers of California want to endorse that kind of a policy? Do they want to send men to Congress pledged to enact that kind of legislation? We think not—Riverside Press. Beautiful Complexions Are spolled by using any kind of preparation that fills the pores of the skin. The best way to secure a clear complexion, free from sallowness, pimples, blotches, etc., is to keep the liver in good order. An occasional dose of Herbine will cleanse the bowels, regulate the liver and so establish a clear, healthy complexion. 50c at Hatzfeld's. HAD NO FOOLISH HOPES A small boy in one of our district schools, when asked by a kind old lady if he studied very hard, said: "Oh, I don't hurt myself at it." "Oh!" said the lady, "you will never be President of the United States." "No, ma'am," replied the boy. "I reserve your sleeping car space at once at... E is eager to renew the navy, evidently said it is indispensable in have a navy that could not illitated so ridiculously easy as Americans at Santiago. Stricken with Paralysis Herson Grimett of this place taken with partial paralysis and likely lost the use of one arm and after being treated by an emissary for quite a while with my wife recommended Chambers Pain Balm, and after using sales of it he is almost entirely Geo. R. McDonald, Man, Logan W. Va.” Several other very able cures of partial paralysis been effected by the use of this it. It is most widely known, as a cure for rheumatism, and bruises. All druggists. E'S DESERTED TOMB Cenences of the Author of “Home, Sweet Home.” Old Christian cemetery at Tunis of the strangest sights in that town. Just off a busy thoroughfare an ancient archway, is a wooden gate, much worn by the time, thickly studded with fan trails and provided with a prodigioacker. The latter, however, is used, for the gate yields to an o push, and you find yourself in walled inclosure, half garden aveyard, where an Italian woman ging out clothes among the white tombs. It is 13 years since was buried here, and the place running to look neglected. The cemetery is now outside the its guardian told me that people came to him to inquire for document of “an American poet” American consul,” and he had them to the old graveyard. The intent in question is that of the of “Home, Sweet Home,” and the following inscription upon memory of John Howard Payne of “Home, Sweet Home.” Born 1791; died April 9, 1852 A.D. 1855.” American Arms—eagle surmounted to “E Pluribus Unum.”] “Died American consulate in Tunis years and 10 months.” The tomb beneath this stone the remains lay buried for 80 years. 5, 1883, they were disinterred on away to his native land, they received honor and final in the city of Washington June “Then be content, poor heart.” When thy gentle spirit fled alarms beyond the secure dome outstretched God’s angel said home to heaven’s home, sweet home.” Is a certain appropriateness the fact that the author of the most pathetic anthem should do so many thousand miles away time.—London Sketch Safe Guardian. you like candy, mamma* sake Old Bessie. dear,” was the reply. “It takes me sick.” sawful glad of it,” said the lit a “You’re just the woman I hold my candy while I dress—Chicago News. Keep well enough at night, The census bureau has issued a bulletin on agriculture in California which we quote from extensively in another part of this issue. One of the interesting features of the report is the paragraph giving the number of farms and acres of farming lands in the five Southern California counties. The pre-eminence of Orange county is apparent: Counties: No. farms. Acres. Los Angeles...6577 858,633 Orange...2888 596,425 Riverside...2888 479,477 San Bernardino...2550 129,182 San Diego...2698 809,419 But it is in the acreage of irrigated lands that Orange county takes easy precedence over the other counties of Southern California: Counties: Acres. Los Angeles...58,644 Orange...41,549 Riverside...32,947 San Bernardino...37,377 San Diego...16,022 The area of Orange county is 780 square miles; that of Los Angeles, 3880; that of Riverside, 7008; that of San Bernardino, 20,055, and that of San Diego, 8400 square smiles. Orange county thus contains one-fifth the area of Los Angeles; yet its irrigated lands approach in area to one-half those of its neighbor to the north. Riverside embraces nine times its area, yet it irrigates 9000 more acres, or a fourth more than the belauded county on the east. San Bernardino is 25 times its size, yet its irrigated acres exceed those of this jumbo county by nearly 4000, approximately ten per cent. San Diego is eleven times its size, yet it irrigates 25,000 acres more than the county on the south—300 per cent is the former’s irrigated area as compared with that of the latter—almost the irrigated area of San Diego and Riverside combined. Orange county possesses the finest system of irrigation, the most secure water rights, that exist in Southern California. That is what we have said many a time and oft. These figures prove it. It is the handsomest and most productive county that lies outdoors and is settling up faster than any other in the State. Simla’s Idea of Fun. One of the most amusing incidents of the recent Simla season was the imperation of two foreign noblemen by two gentlemen well known in Simla society, one of them posing as the war correspondent of the Italian paper Roma. Skillful was the disguise, and so admirably were their parts kept up that the two distinguished foreigners spent Are spolled by using any kind of preparation that fills the pores of the skin. The best way to secure a clear complexion, free from sallowness, pimples, blotches, etc., is to keep the liver in good order. An occasional dose of Herbine will cleanse the bowel, regulate the liver and so establish a clear, healthy complexion. 50c at Hatzfeld’s. HAD NO FOOLISH HOPES A small boy in one of our district schools, when asked by a kind old lady if he studied very hard, said: “Oh, I don’t hurt myself at it.” “Oh!” said the lady, “you will never be President of the United States.” “No, ma’am,” replied the boy. “I don’t expect to be; I’m a Democrat.” Do You Want to Yawn? 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A plan was formed among some boys that on a certain night would remove this offensive from the coachhouse to a wood half a mile from the college. The tuition was to run the carriage in thickest of the woods and under and leave it there. But the principal by some learned or suspected their intention. Accordingly, in the evening quietly went out to the coachand well wrapped up,crouched corner of the carriage and waited. Soon the boys came,very steepand without looking into the window began their operations very quiet in whispers,and with many a“and”Take care”and“Look out,succeeded in getting it out ofthe doorand yard and into the road. There they were all right,but were puzzled to find the thing so to haul,and amid grumbles and pants and pantings,varied occasionwith a strong expression of disgust succeeded in reaching the wood principal listening to their comebetrue enjoyingthe situation.Having with some difficultythe carriage into the brush,theto congratulate each other onthecessof their maneuver.The oldman,Letting downthe window,tutter surprise and alarm,verysaid: “Now,young gentlemen,justme back very carefully,f if you pl—Spare Moments. Gaps In Chilekens. The cause of gapes is a small something resembling a fishworm smaller. It lodges in the throat inga choking or gaping oftheand instead of being swallowedmains inthe throat and breeds th Safe Guardian. you like candy, mamma* sakee old Bessie. dear," was the reply. "It a makes me sick." awful glad of it," said the lit "You're just the woman I hold my candy while I dress—Chicago News. Deep well enough at night, and the blamedest appetite mortal man possessed." A farmer is the very picture of a advanced in years, yet in the enjoyperfect health. A good appead digestion and sound sleep, are the chief factors in a vigorous old age. Life is sustained by food, when it is properly digested and assimilated. When digestion fails, there is a loss of nutrition which soon shows itself in physical weakness, nervousness, sleeplessness, etc. Doctor Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery cures diseases of the stomach and other organs of digestion and nutrition. It strengthens the body in the only way possible,—by enabling the assimilation of the nutrition extracted from food. "I used ten bottles of Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery and several vials of his Pleasant Pellet" a year ago this spring. And no trouble with indigestion since. W. W. T. Thompson, of Townsend, Co., Montana. "Words fail to tell failure I am for the relief, as I had supuch and it seemed that the doctors no good. I got down in weight to and was not able to work at all. I have recommended your medieral, and shall always have a good for Dr. Pierce and his medicines." Common Sense Medical Adviser, in paper covers, is sent free of 21 one-cent stamps to pay of mailing only. Address Dr. Coronado, Buffalo, N. Y. Simla's Idea of Fun. One of the most amusing incidents of the recent Simla season was the impersonation of two foreign noblemen by two gentlemen well known in Simla so ciety, one of them posing as the war correspondent of the Italian paper Roma. Skillful was the disguise, and so admirably were their parts kept up that the two distinguished foreigners spout the evening with a party in the com­MANDER in chief's box and afterward had supper on the stage with the actors without their identity being discovered. At supper the count appeared to find the wines of the English more potent than those of his own country, and the speechless horror of the mamma when he commenced to pay marked court to her daughter very nearly caused the baron to die of suppressed laughter and apoplexy. Next day, when the hoax was discovered, there was some fluttering in the dovecots as to what they had said to the foreign nobleman and what the wicked count had said to them. The rest of Simla roared.—Lahore Civic and Military Gazette. A Typical South African Store O. R. Larson of Bay Villa, Sundays River, Cape Colony, conducts a store typical of South Africa, at which can be purebased anything from the proverbial "needie to an anchor." This store is situated in a valley nine miles from the nearest railway station and about twenty five miles from the nearest town. Mr. Larson says: "I am favored with the custom of farmers within a radius of thirty miles, to many of whom I have supplied Chamberlain's remedies. All testify to their value in a household where a doctor's advice is almost out of the question. Within one mile of my store the population is perhaps sixty. Of these, within the past twelve months, no less than fourteen have been absolutely cured by Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. This must surely be a record." For sale by all druggists. Coronado Excursions Every day the Santa Fe sells tickets to Coronado and return for $3.50. Special $3.00 excursions to San Diego. Inquire of agent at Santa Fe depot for full information giving dates, also for Coronado booklet. For advice and literature, address, giving sym­toms. "The Ladies' Advisory Department," The Chaitanooga Medicine Co., Chaitanooga Tunn. ELY'S CREAM BALM is a positive cure. Apply into the nostrils. It is quickly absorbed, 68 cents at Drugsists or by mail (Surgicals 10c). By small ELY BROTHERS. 68 Warren St., New York City. 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Tho both no good for cricket, I know too little to hold a hat, and shat fat to run.'" BACK EAST EXCURSION BY THE SANTA FE October 7 and 8 Jackets Good for Return Until December 8 Read the Rates Chicago and back ... $72.50 Louis and back... 67.50 Paul and back... 67.90 Kansas City and back 60.00 Maha and back... 60.00 Memphis and back... 67.50 New Orleans and back 67.50 And many other points on the same basis Reserve your sleeping space at once at DURING THE CAMPAIGN THE ANAHEIM GAZETTE WILL PUBLISH MORE INTERESTING NEWS OF THE DOINGS OF BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES THAN ANY OTHER PAPER Full information of what is most important in the political world will be presented each week As well as all other news of Orange county and elsewhere WE DO THE FINEST JOB WORK IN THE COUNTY CALL AND SEE US RICE WATER NUTRITIOUS. Curious Way Some British Officers Discovered This Fact. It is probable that few occidental cooks who prepare rice in various forms for diet are aware that in discarding the water in which it is boiled they are wasting what is regarded by the oriental as the most nutritious part of the food. This fact was curiously proved some years since when a detachment of Europeans and native troops in India found themselves be lenquered in a fort with insufficient raions, even of rice, to enable them to hold out until a force could march to their relief. It was when the officers were seriously debating this problem that the natives approached them with what was regarded as a curious solution of the difficulty. If, proposed the latter, the Europeans took all the rice, they the natives, would be quite content with the water in which it was boiled. The suggestion, in place of any better, was adopted, when it was remarked that while the Europeans found it difficult to maintain their strength on full rations of rice the natives lost none of their stamina by several weeks' diet on the water. When the proposal was made, the action of the natives was praised as one of great devotion to their superiors, but the sentiment was somewhat mollified when the discovery was made that the natives were quite aware that the principal nourishment lay in the water. Since that time Europeans in the orient, following the custom of the natives, have given rice whiter to patients, particularly in cases of cholera, as a last resort when no other food can be retained in the stomach and usually with good results. But the natives always value this water so highly that it is never thrown away. In fact, it would surprise many cooks to discover how much may be done with this apparently worthless stock. If the rice is cooked in the oriental fashion—that is, boiled only so long THE TYPANT OF THE HOUSE. While baby sleeps We cannot jump or dance or sing. Play jolly games or do a thing To make a noise. The floor might creak If we should walk. We scurry speak Or breathe while baby takes a nap Lost we should wake the little chap. A strict watch nurse always keeps While baby sleeps! When baby wakes, But little gratitude he shows When other people want to dose. At night, when folks have gone to bed, He rouses them all up instead To wait on him. Ma lights the lamp And warm milk for the little scamp. Pa walks him up and down the floor. Sometimes two hours and sometimes more. And nurses come running, in a stew. To see what she for him can do, And Will and Harry, as the row. Call, "What's the matter with him now?" And I'm waked up at all the clatter. To wonder what on earth's the innate. Such uproar in the house he makes When baby wakes! So, if asleep or if awake, The house exists but for his sake. And such a tiny fellow he To be boss of this family! —Eva Lovett in Independence FRENCH HUMOR. M. Françique Sarcey and His Grotesque Enigy in the Carnival. It is often said that Frenchmen lack humor and dread ridicule, but M. Francique Sarcey has given an example of that humorous good sense which defies mockery. At carnival time in Paris it is customary to exhibit on the boulevards grotesque effigies of well known public men. A modest stranger called on M. Sarcey to tell him that his image was to figure in the procession. "Very good," said M. Sarcey. "What can I do for you?" Well, if you would be so kind as to lend us some of your veritable garments, they would make the likeness all the stronger." No doubt," responded the critic blandly. "In that cupboard you will find several hats." Oh, the veritable hat will not dol Gapes In Chickens. The cause of gapes is a small worm, something resembling a fishworm, only smaller. It lodges in the throat, causes a choking or gaping of the chick, instead of being swallowed it remains in the throat and breeds there in numbers as soon to choke the chick death. There is a small gapeworm germinator in the form of a loop wire that can be inserted in the windpipe and withdraw the worm. You can purchase one at almost any poultry supply store. What has proved the best rame with me is about two drops of turbine injected down the throat either with a small syringe or machine oil. This will usually dislodge them give the chick relief. This worm rests only certain soil and one may gape in its worst form on one side of the farm and have no signs of it than a fourth of a mile away. If its flock is badly affected by them, I would recommend a change of runs for chicks and you will usually see the case disappear.—Theodore Howe in Frederer's Gazette. Neither Was Any Good. A little fellow of our acquaintance, Mr. Moonshine, "just turned 4, is reable for his philosophical way of living things in general. Coming in this other day from playing in the hen, he strolled into the reception room, where he espied a strange lady. Now, the doctor had just brought after Cyril a new little brother, with whom he was told he would always be able to play. When therefore he saw another stranger, who seemed as if she had come to stay, he sauntered past him with his hands in his pockets, andicing at her in a casual sort of a contemptuously remarked to him but in a tone loud enough to be heard by the visitor: "H'm! More company! If there's more company coming to this place to play with me, I'm off. They're no good for cricket, I know. He's not little to hold a hat, and she's too no run." An Unbiased Charge. A group of lawyers were telling stories in the corridors of the city hall the other day, when one related a tale of justice of the peace in one of the southern states where the narrator lived in his earlier days. A case was being tried before a jury in the justice's court, there being a large number of witnesses on both sides. The lawyers contended fiercely and the trial dragged on until the taking of evidence and the arguments before the jury had been concluded. "Well, gentlemen, are you through?" asked the justice, addressing himself to the lawyers. Upon their reply in the affirmative he then addressed himself to the jury, saying: "Gentlemen, it is now duty of the court to say something to you. You have heard the evidence of many witnesses and have heard what the lawyers have said. I will say that I know all the witnesses and know them to be such disreputable persons that it will not be necessary for you to pay any attention to what they have said even under oath. Not one of them is to be believed. As for the lawyers, they are such scoundrels you need pay no attention to what they have said, and as for the two litigants, they are so mean it doesn't make any difference which one of them gets the worst of your decision. Retire and deliberate."—Washington Post. At carnival time in Paris it is customary to exhibit on the boulevards grotesque effigies of well known public men. A modest stranger called on M. Sarcey to tell him that his image was to figure in the procession. "Very good," said M. Sarcey. "What can I do for you?" Well, if you would be so kind as to lend us some of your veritable garments, they would make the likeness all the stronger." No doubt," responded the critic blandly. "In that cupboard you will find several hats." Oh, the veritable hat will not doll You see, your head—I mean the head of the effigy—is enormous." Tres bien. Take a coat, then." Dressed in the veritable coat, the Sarcey dummy was an immense success. It seemed so strange to literary Parts, however, for a man to aid and abet the caricature of himself that M. Sarcey has volunteered an explanation, which is a delicious bit of humor. Lamar-tine," he remarks, "would not have consented to lend his coat for such a purpose. He was a poet with a sensitive soul. So was Victor Hugo. But what would you? We cannot all be Lamar-tines and Hugos. Why should we poor journalists, who have no feelings to speak of, deny ourselves to the populace when we can contribute to their harmless amusement? Besides, they may not always think it worth their while to notice us. "An agreeable trifler came to me the other day and asked my permission for the use of my name in a burlesque. I gave it cheerfully. 'This may be the last time,' said he. 'What do you mean?' I asked. Well, you are going out of date, and next year you may not be worth a laugh!"—Exchange. To Be Considered. "I see that your town has been considering the idea of imposing a tax on bachelor." "Yes," answered the young woman. "that we thought it over, and we concluded that the men might be mean enough to take the money to pay it out for what they spend for caramels and theater tickets."—Washington Star. Lake Balkal's greatest distinction is its size. It is the largest fresh water lake on the Aslatic or the European continent, being 400 miles long and from 10 to 65 miles in width.