anaheim-gazette 1902-09-04

A Santa Ana paper which, some days ago, at the evident behest of James McFadden, was indiscreet enough to name Judge Ballard as a candidate for Congress in the Eighth district, was quick to publish a disclaimer from the Judge, setting forth that the gratuitous announcement was made without his knowledge, consent or authority. While the Judge has many friends in the county who would be rejoiced to note his political advancement, the announcement of his candidacy, no less than the manner of making it, provoked nothing less than an indignant sense of its impropriety. After having repeatedly disclaimed a year ago any intention of becoming a candidate for Congress, certainly Judge Ballard would not now consent to enter the race—that his friends well know. The announcement of his name, therefore, in an evident attempt on the part of McFadden to injure Daniels, was not only a transparent breech of political faith, but a coarse vulgarism on his part as well. Mr. McFadden defeated Daniels in his aspirations for the congressional nomination at Newport four years ago by a shameful political trick which no man of honor would stoop low enough to sanction or perform. The recent Orange county Republican convention instructed for Daniels, and the effort on the part of McFadden to defeat its will and purpose will inevitably have the effect of solidifying the county for which is second to none in any other city in the state of California. Last year a splendid high school building costing $14,000 was erected, and already it has a standing at the State University better than any similar institution in this county. We can boast of eight students at the university inside of two years. Business has picked up to the extent of twenty-five per cent over last year. In the immediate future a new business block to cost $8000 is to be built in the center of the city. The Citizens bank has doubled its capital stock and been changed into a First National bank, to meet the growing demands of the public. The Chamber of Commerce is now completing arrangements to advertise the city on a liberal scale, expending for that purpose $500. One of the latest movements to the front is the matter of closing all stores at 6 p.m. Our merchants being of progressive sort, and having their clerks' welfare as well as their own at heart, have signed an agreement to take effect September 15th. This move will place Anaheim in the ranks of modern up-to-date cities. It will condense the business into a shorter space of time and give the town a more busy appearance. The merchants and clerks will have more time to spend at home with their families, and all around things will be made pleasant. It is sincerely hoped that this last move will succeed and come to stay. Let the watchword be progress! Nor so many days ago a trainload of crystallized sugar pulled onto the same siding that had not so many days before been occupied by a trainload of celery. When the constantly increasing volume of passenger traffic had cleared the way these trains pulled out, the smoke from their en and he was deprived of the privilege of voting for his candidate for president, whom he personally knew and we expect esteemed very highly. Another maverick nearer home lost his vote for Bryan by his failure to register, supposing that when he paid his poll tax to the tithe gatherer, and had safely tucked away his receipt in his inside coat pocket, he had performed that patriotic duty for himself. And of such is the kingdom of heaven; but it is poor politics—about as poor as stuffing a ticket with Santa Ana men. Time limit for registration, Sept. 24th. Unless you register by that time, you cannot exercise the franchise in November. We are now in the fall month of September and although we may yet have another spell of warm weather before we feel the chill in the temperature that comes with the first snowfall upon the coast range, we may safely say that we have experienced the coolest summer in the memory of the oldest inhabitant. Few indeed have been the days that the thermometer has risen above 90 in the shade, and even on the warmest days the evenings, always ideally perfect as to temperature, have been enlivened with banks of cooling fog rolling in from the sea, that make existence a rare delight. Some people become hypercritical when it comes to considerations of fog, but after a warm summer's day, when the sun rises clear, blistering the interior valleys with its heat, here in this valley, where we have none of these unpleasant extremes of the weather, the evening fog bank comes nevertheless as the capsheaf to the close of our summer's day. Thus it is that we have in this favored spot what is probably the most balmy and superb climate in breech of political faith, but a coarse vulgarism on his part as well. Mr. McFadden defeated Daniels in his aspirations for the congressional nomination at Newport four years ago by a shameful political trick which no man of honor would stoop low enough to sanction or perform. The recent Orange county Republican convention instructed for Daniels, and the effort on the part of McFadden to defeat its will and purpose will inevitably have the effect of solidifying the county for the man thus insidiously attacked. However our position upon the congressional deadlock is this: Senator Nutt of San Diego is the second choice of the Republicans of the county for the congressional nomination. The Orange county delegates have voted for Daniels thirty-six times, and the deadlock continues. On the reconvening of the convention at Oxnard on the 11th let the Orange delegates vote once more for Daniels; then, if the deadlock be not broken, let them go to Nutt, provided he can show that by their votes the deadlock will be broken. Nominate a congressman! DELEGATES to the congressional convention should consider this point: Senator Nutt is a property owner and tax-payer of Orange county. He is a grower of oranges and walnuts, and is as well able to care for the tariff schedule upon these products, as well as the protection of all other California industries—including the sugar beet, with which our prosperity is so thoroughly identified—as Capt. Daniels or any other man before the convention. He is a man of ability and character. He will make a good congressman. Vote once again for Daniels, to carry out the instructions of the Republicans of Orange county, and then, if the eleven votes of this county will nominate him, cast them for A. E. Nutt, the Orange county candidate. THAT is a great game of bluff those three aspirants for the Democratic nomination for supervisor in the peat district are putting up against each other in declaring that before one will draw out of the contest his name will be that of the third Democrat on the ballot in November. Probably before the idees of the time for officially removing one's name from the ballot, two of these three fierce candidates for office will think better of their rashness and abandon the field to the other, to fight it out with Jerome Fulsome at the polls. That there is bad political blood between the clan Bentley and the co- Nor so many days ago a trainload of crystallized sugar pulled onto the same siding that had not so many days before been occupied by a trainload of celery. When the constantly increasing volume of passenger traffic had cleared the way these trains pulled out, the smoke from their engines, one might say, commingling overhead. These shipments of the products of the soil were at the beginning of their journey to the great markets of the world. Yet a few days, and this sugar, which yesterday was in the form of a laughing beet plant in a field of loveliest green, would sweeten the coffee-cups upon thousands of breakfast tables in households west of the Missouri river. A week, and the celery would grace the table of the Chesapeake Bay picure, sitting down to his canvas back and terrapin. On another track a trainload of oil, in grimy cylindrical tanks fresh from the fields, was pulling its way out of town. Alongside of it were carloads of dried and canned fruits, consignments of which ultimately reached the table in the imperial household at Potsdam. Across the track hundreds of hands busied themselves with packing the orange and lemon crop, and the aggregate of these commodities totalled up many hundreds of carloads. At another point in the railroad yard were cases of berries by the wagonload for shipment to the Southern California market. Berries are a profitable crop, and the richest returns accrue from them. Trainloads of walnuts will soon again be a conspicuous feature of our commercial activity. Trainloads of grain and hay, trainloads of potatoes and other vegetables, trainloads of butter, evaporated cream and milk, and trainloads of the other products of the soil of this imperial county. No other section of California—no other place on earth—has such an extended radius of profitable crops. One is no sooner off the hands of the horticulturist than another engages his attention. And all produced, not by the handful, nor by the carload, but by the trainload. The monetary return for this produce, all of it raised in this county, must be reckoned by millions of dollars, all of it disbursed among the farmers, the orchardists, the dairymen, the oilmen, the merchants, the workingmen of the com- ROOSEVELT EPIGRAMS "You don't need many laws. What we need is stability of laws, fearlessness in applying legislation to new evils, but above all, common sense and self-restraint in applying these remedies, and the fixed and unchangeable belief that each man's salvation rests in his own hands." "Help the man who stumbles; save him on his feet; but if he lies down make up your mind you cannot care him; he is not worth carrying." "The signs of virtue lie in man's pacility to care for what is outside his self. The man who gives himself to the service of his appetites, the man who, the more goods he has the more wants, has surrendered himself destruction." "The worth of a civilization is too worth of the man at its center. While this man lacks moral rectitude, material progress only makes bad worse social problems still darker and more complex." A Certain Cure for Dysentery and Diarrhea "Some years ago I was one of a pair that intended making a long bicycle trip," says F. L. Taylor of New bany, Bradford county, Pa. "I taken suddenly with diarrhoea and about to give up the trip, when Ed Ward of the Laceyville Messenger suggested that I take a dose of Champlain's Colle, Cholera and Diarrhea Remedy. I purchased a bottle took two doses, one before starting one on the route. I made the trip less carefully and never felt any ill effect Again, last summer I was almost completely run down with an attack of enterury. I bought a bottle of this remedy, and this time one dose came." Sold by all druggists." district are putting up against each other in declaring that before one will draw out of the contest his name will be that of the third Democrat on the ballot in November. Probably before the idees of the time for officially removing one's name from the ballot, two of these three fierce candidates for office will think better of their rashness and abandon the field to the other, to fight it out with Jerome Fulsome at the polls. That there is bad political blood between the clan Bentley and the cohorts of Newland, with the serried hosts of Pop 'Awkins eager to take a fall out of either of t'other, nobody can deny; but that each of them will carry his contest to the point of going upon the ticket as an independent candidate—well, that would be a pudding for Fulsome; Mr. Stanton of the section gang calls it a tapioca. In the recent Democratic convention peatland folk vexed the ear of the outsider with tales of the coming deadlock in their supervisor district—they seem truly to have been able to scent the battle from afar. Many ballots that afternoon and night developed the fact that what these folk had foretold came strictly to pass; and an adjournment for two days, and then another for a forty-night, failed to dampen the ardor of the supporters of each of the candidates; at least the situation was not at all clarified. Now it seems that at the last gathering of the clans it was resolved, in the knock down and drag out fashion that has characterized the contest, to adjourn without day, and pass up the three men to the voters in November. But we have an idea other councils will prevail toward election day, and that two of them—maybe all of them—will drop out and be good. It is no funeral of the dominant party. Fulsome will be the next supervisor from the peat, no matter whether the Democrats put up one man against him or three. Progress is the watchword of our city. It is equipped with an up-to-date electric light plant and water system owned by the municipality, One is no sooner off the hands of the horticulturist than another engages his attention. And all produced, not by the handful, nor by the carload, but by the trainload. The monetary return for this produce, all of it raised in this county, must be reckoned by millions of dollars, all of it disbursed among the farmers, the orchardists, the dairymen, the oilmen, the merchants, the workingmen of the community. No wonder Orange county is growing faster than any other in its class in the state. It is truly entitled to be known as the Trainload County. If those of our fellow-citizens who have not registered will give ear and learn that but little more than two weeks' time remains in which they may place their names upon the great register, so that they may exercise the elective franchise in November, probably they will make haste to attend to this long-delayed duty which they owe themselves civilly and politically. Registration closes September 24th, and after that date no voter whose name has not been registered at the county clerk's office, or by some regularly appointed deputy, will be permitted to vote on election day. Voters hereabout are pretty well registered, we believe, on account of the municipal election in April, but there are undoubtedly many who have not so availed themselves. To these we say, Unless you register before the time limit here given, you cannot vote at the general election in November. A word to the wise ought to be sufficient. But sometimes it is not. We have in mind a certain puissant editor, who has since reformed and gone out of the business, living not so many miles away, who, when he came to the polls on election day, found that though he had advised his readers daily for months to register or suffer the loss of their votes, he had himself neglected so to do Republican Campaign The Republican congressional paign committee is not altogether pleased with the outlook for the gressional elections in the state of California, and the announcement is not that a good deal of energy is going be put into the campaign there under the direction of the committee. Representative Littlefield of M who has jumped into national presence on account of his connection President Roosevelt's proposed legislation, has been assigned by committee to devote practically his speech-making to California and and the plans are to have this brilliant speaker make a thorough canvassing. The committee managers do not expect to lose any districts in California but they believe that, in view of national fights in the party over politics, it will be safer to have congressional campaigns run up national lines and supported by my great ability from outside the state. Ladies can Wear Shoes One size smaller after using A Foot-Ease, a powder to be shaken on shoes. It makes tight or new feel easy; gives instant relief to foot and bunions. It's the greatest discovery of age. Cures andvents swollen feet, blisters, callos sore spots. Allen's Foot-Ease isain cure for sweating, hot, aching. At all druggists and shoe stores Trial package free by mail. Ad Allen S. Olmsted. Le Roy, N.Y. For colonist tickets on sale September and October see any Fe agent. Yungbluth & Kroeger have added large line of medium priced made pants to their large stagnant's furnishing goods. Pump Repairing C. H. Nickey, the plumber, specialty of pump repairing. Reprived of the privilege this candidate for presitive personally knew and esteemed very highly. Merick nearer home lost Bryan by his failure to obsoining that when he tax to the tithe gaths safely tucked away his inside coat pocket, he agreed that patriotic duty And of such is the heaven; but it is poor but as poor as stuffing a Santa Ana men. For registration, Sept. 15 you register by that cannot exercise the franmember. Now in the fall month of 1840 and although we may another spell of warm before we feel the chill in nature that comes with the fall upon the coast range, likely say that we have execled the coolest summer in the oldest inhabitant. We have been the days thatometer has risen above 90 degree, and even on the warm-weather evenings, always ideally to temperature, have been with banks of cooling fog from the sea, that make it rare delight. Some people hypercritical when it considerations of fog, but farm summer's day, when sees clear, blistering the keys with its heat, here in any, where we have none of pleasant extremes of the evening fog bank comes less as the capsheaf to the our summer's day. Is that we have in this fact what is probably the army and superb climate in there none of the PRESIDENT TALKS TO FARMERS Nearly All of Our Presidents Have Been Brought Up on a Farm—A Notable Address. President Roosevelt in his tour of the New England states has delivered many notable addresses, but none more so than that delivered at Bangor to a great concourse of the farming community: "I am glad to greet the farmers of Maine. During the century that has closed the growth of industrialism has necessarily meant that cities and towns have increased in population more rapidly than the country districts. And it remains true now, as it has always been, that in the last resort the country districts are those in which we are surest to find the old American spirit, the old American habits of thought and ways of living. "Almost all of our great presidents have been brought up in the country, and most of them worked hard on the farms in their youth and got their early mental training in the healthy democracy of farm life. The forces which made these farm-bred boys leaders of men when they had come to their full manhood are still at work in our country districts. Self-help and individual initiative remains to a peculiar degree typical of life in the country, life on a farm., in a lumber camp, on a ranch. "Neither the farmers nor their hired hands can work through combinations as readily as the capitalists or wage-workers of cities can work. It must not be understood from this that there has been no change in farming and farm life. The contrary is the case. There has been much change, much progress. The granger and similar organizations, the farmers' institutes and all the allegiances which promote intelligent co-operation and give opportunity for social, mental and intellectual intercourse among the farmers have played a large part in raising the level of life and work in the country districts. In the domain of government the department of agriculture since its foundation has accomplished striking as those obtained property is one manifestation of the same evil spirit which, under changed circumstances, denies the right of property, because this right is in the hands of others. "In a purely material civilization the bitterness of attack on another's possession is only additional proof of the extraordinary importance of being regarded as a valuable foundation on which happiness may with wisdom-be built. Allike by those who enjoy such prosperity in slothful or criminal ease and by those, who, in no less evil manner rail at, envy and long for it, poverty is held to be shameful, and money, whether well or ill gotten, to stand for merit. The worth of a civilization is the worth of the man at its center. When this man lacks moral rectitude, material progress only makes bad worse, and social problems still darker and more complex." George L. Wagner of this city, who was formerly employed with the Cananea copper company of Sonora, has evered his connection with that corporation and accepted a position with the assistant general manager of the Cananea, Yaqui and Pacific Railway company, with present headquarters at Naco, Arizona. A COMEDIAN'S TRICK. Ituse by Which He Escaped Arrest and Had His Debts Paid. Many amusing stories are told of Joe Haines, a comedian of the time of Charles II. Sometimes called "Count Haines." It is said that he was arrested one morning by two balliffs for a debt f20, when he saw a bishop to whom he was related passing along in his coach. With ready resource he immediately saw a loophole for escape, and turning to the men, he said, "Let me speak to his lordship, to whom I am well known, and he will pay the debt and your charges into the bargain." The balliffs thought they might venture this, as they were within two or three yards of the coach, and acceded to the request. Joe boldly advanced and took off his hat to the bishop. His lordship ordered the coach to stop, when Joe whispered to the divine that the two men were suffering from such scruples of conscience that he feared they would hang themselves, suggesting that his lordship should invite them. CITY TAXES. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT CITY taxes are due and payable to me at my office in the City Hall. All taxes remaining unpaid on the First Monday in November will be delinquent and subject to a penalty of 6 per cent. Office hours: From 10 to 12—2to4. N. F. STEADMAN. City Marshal. POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENTS FRANK SHANLEY Regular Republican nominee for Justice of the Peace Anaheim Township. Los Angeles College of La w, U. S. Thorough two years' course leads to degree of LLB. Excellent facilities. Students have college and office work, thus combining theory and practice. George L. Sanders, Dean. For particular address, FRANCIS M. PARKER. Secy. L. A. College of Law. aug14 Idealism and Realism. "What do you think, my dear?" answered Mr. Brownjones in tones of joyfulness. "You know the Federation of Authors is meeting in our city Well, we are to have the honor of entertaining the celebrated novelist G dolphin Whatnot as our guest." "Um," responded Mrs. Brownjones enigmatically. "Is Mr. Whatnot a real or idealist?" "Why do you want to know?" asked Brownjones, surprised. Well, if he is an idealist I can just leave things as they are, but if he is realistic I must give the house a thorough cleaning from top to bottom. I may be literary, but I've dipped into reactive novels, and I know their style. The right hand contain hung slightly askew, suggesting that one of the dery pins had lost its grip. A pendulum cobweb waved mournfully from cornice just above the door leading to the hall, and there was a fine bloom dust, like that of the purple grape, the piano lid. In the left hand corner, the room, almost buried in the pillow somewhat faded carpet, was an invisble hairpin, clearly indicating the extent presence of a woman in the ap- Hypercritical when considerations of fog, warm summer's day, times clear, blistering the incesses with its heat, here in New York, where we have none of pleasant extremes of the evening fog bank comes less as the capsheaf to the four summer's day. That we have in this fashion what is probably the army and super climate in New York. As we have none of the interior valleys in New York are also exempt fromicks of frost in winter. We have frostless belt in winter, summer are immune from the heat which, according to reports, is driving people inside and San Bernardino to move in droves. In this valley you have not once this summer of the sea, although it is that others have thrown dull ray by taking a brief spell at long themselves in the waves. We probably nevertheless true have here the most temperable climate in the world. OSEVELT EPIGRAMS Don't need many laws. What is stability of laws, fearlessness applying legislation to new states, above all, common sense andraint in applying these remembrances fixed and unchangeable that each man's salvation rests on hands." The man who stumbles; set his feet; but if he lies down your mind you cannot carry it is not worth carrying." Signs of virtue lie in man's care for what is outside him: the man who gives himself up service of his appetites, the man more goods he has the more goods, has surrendered himself to colon." Worth of a civilization is the man at its center. When lacks moral rectitude, maternity only makes bad worse and problems still darker and more severe." Cure for Dysentery and Diarrhoea The years ago I was one of a party extended making a long bicycle ride F. L. Taylor of New Alb Bradford county, Pa. "I was suddenly with diarrhoea and was to give up the trip, when Editor of the Laceyville Messenger suggested that I take a dose of Chamber Colle, Cholera and Diarrhoea. I purchased a bottle and two doses, one before starting and the route. I made the trip succely and never felt any ill effect. Last summer I was almost comruned down with an attack of dysentery. I bought a bottle of this same drug, and this time one dose cured Sold by all druggists. Republican Campaign Workers of cities can work. It may not be understood from this that there has been no change in farming and farm life. The contrary is the case. There has been much change, much progress. The granger and similar organizations, the farmers' institutes and all the allegiances which promote intelligent co-operation and give opportunity for social, mental and intellectual intercourse among the farmers have played a large part in raising the level of life and work in the country districts. In the domain of government the department of agriculture since its foundation has accomplished results as striking as those obtained under any other branch of the national administration. We live in an era when the best results can only be achieved, if to individual self-help we add the mutual self-help which comes by combination, both of citizens in their individual capacity and of citizens working through the state as an instrument. But after all this has been said, it remains true that the country-man, the man on the farm, more than any other of our citizens, today is called upon continually to exercise the qualities which we like to think of as typical of the United States throughout its history; the qualities of rugged independence, masterful resolution and individual energy and resource. He works hard (for which no man is to be pitied), and often he lives hard (which may not be pleasant), but his life is passed in healthy surroundings—surroundings which tend to develop a fine type of citizenship. In the country, moreover, the conditions are fortunately such as to allow a closer touch between man and man than too often we find to be the case in the city. Men feel more vividly the underlying sense of brotherhood, of community interest. I do not mean by this that there are not plenty of problems connected with life on the farm and in our rural districts. There are many problems, and great wisdom and earnest, disinterested effort are needed for their solution. The problem of how to do these duties is acute everywhere. It is more acute in great cities, but it exists in the country, too. A man to be a good citizen must first be a good bread-winner, a good husband, a good father—I hope the father of many healthy children—just as a woman's first duty is to be a good housewife and mother. "The business duties, the duties to one's family come first. The couple who bring up plenty of healthy children, who leave behind them many sons and daughters fitted in their turn to be good citizens—such a couple emphatically deserves well of the state. Every one of us slips on some occasion, and shame to his fellow who then refuses to stretch out the hand that should always be ready to help the man who stumbles. It is our duty to lift him up, but it is also our duty to remember that there is no earthly use in trying to carry him. In the long run, the only kind of help that really avails is the help which teaches a man to help himself. The other day I picked up a little book called 'The Simple Life,' written by an Alsatian, Charles Wagner, and he preached such ground doctrine that I wish With ready resource he immediately saw a loophole for escape, and turning to the men, he said, "Let me speak to his lordship, to whom I am well known, and he will pay the debt and your charges into the bargain." The ballifls thought they might venture this, as they were within two or three yards of the coach, and accorded to the request. Joe boldly advanced and took off his hat to the bishop. His lordship ordered the coach to stop, when Joe whispered to the divine that two men were suffering from such scruples of conscience that he feared they would hang themselves, suggesting that his lordship should invite them to his house and promise to satisfy them. The bishop agreed, and calling to the ballifls, he said, "You two men come to me tomorrow morning, and I will satisfy you." The men bowed and went away pleased, and early the next day waited on his lordship, who when they were ashered in, said, "Well, my men, what are these scruples of conscience?" "Scruples?" replied one of them. "We have no scrupleal! We are ballifls, my lord, who yesterday arrested your cousin Joe Haines, for a debt of £20, and your lordship kindly promised to satisfy us." The trick was strange, but the result was stranger, for his lordship either appreciating its cleverness or considering himself bound by the promise he had unintentionally given, there and then settled with the men in full. A Long Farewell. The Blond—Did he bid you a long farewell! The Brunette—Yes, from 9 p.m. until 9 a.m.—New York Journal. More Honor To Them. Spain is laughing at us because we couldn't get the O'Higgins. But that's all right. The O'Flahertys are with us—Atlanta Constitution. The Milk In the Cocoonus. Every boy knows the three eyes to be found in one end of a cocoonut, and many a boy has bored these eyes out, o one or two of them, with the small blade of a pocketknife so as to get at the milk in the cocoonut, which he has then drained out into a cup or drunk direct from the cocoonut itself. But there is a more fascinating way still of getting at the milk in the cocoonut. By this other method the cocoonut is opened at the other end from the eyes. The cocoonut is struck all around gently and repeatedly with a hammer, or a stone will do, at a distance of about one-third of the way down from the top, about where the arctic circle would be on a globe. A continual gentle tapping will finally crack the shell of the nut all around; not in a line exactly on the circle perhaps, but pretty near to it. Sometimes it cracks shell and meat of the nut, too; so that both can be lifted off together; sometimes it cracks out only a shell cap at the top, which is lifted off, and the cap of meat underneath is then cut out around with a knife. And then there you are with the white lined cocoonut cup to drink from—New York Sun. Getting an Extra Ration. Medical Officer (going his rounds)—Well, Murphy, how are you this morning? Leave things as they are, but if he realist I must give the house a thorough cleaning from top bottom. I may be literary, but I've dipped into restatio novels, and I know their style. The right hand contain hung slightly askew, suggesting that one of the dory pins had lost its grip. A pendulk cobweb wavmournly from cornice just above the door leading in the hall, and there was a fine bloom dust like that of the purple grape; the piano lid. In the left hand cornea room almost buried in the pile somewhat faded carpet; was an invisble hairpin; clearly indicating them cent presence of a woman in the apartment. Find out right away, Barronton, what Mr. Whatnot is, and she shall know how to proceed. I have desire to let my house afford mate to a realistic observation sharp."—Orleans Times-Democrat. Teens For Revenue Only. A heterogeneous collection of lost sat in in the village public house; a natively nipting their eyes and sig heavily. The landlord's son had buried that day; and a fitting alldloomed that day. Why not?" was the aggrieved tion. 'Oos tha heen't earnt is like They've been blubbing for two an tha heen't as much as ta'en bandkerchief art o' thy pocket; motto today is 'No blub; no altha's got to go wi'lout. Then the young man understoodthe grief of the company had intense—London Telegraph. The Policeman's Dilemma. The policeman looked after tha on bicycle and shook his head fully. He watched him wabble street and then wabble back again he was sore troubled. 'Hi; there!" he yelled at last off that wheel wanst till I see why you're drunk." Well he knew that on a bicycle signs of inebriety are sometimeleading.-Chicago Post. Vocal Shakes. 'Why does Miss Howler let her shake so when she is singing Banks of Wabash?'" 'That's her idea of realism knows there isn't a river in tha that can hold a candle to tha for fever'n ague.'—Cleveland Dealer. More Accurately Expresses 'May I ask which of the city calf faction you belong to?' stranger. The boss looked at him steerthen responded,"What you demean to ask,sir,i which politic belongs to me.'—Washing Republican Campaign Republican congressional committee is not altogether with the outlook for the consolidational elections in the state of Californias, and the announcement is made good deal of energy is going to get into the campaign there under direction of the committee. Presentative Littlefield of Maine, has jumped into national prominence on account of his connection with President Roosevelt's proposed trust ation, has been assigned by the committee to devote practically all of speech-making to California alone, the plans are to have this brilliant ever make a thorough canvass of state. The committee managers do not exto lose any districts in California, they believe that, in view of faclic fights in the party over state laws, it will be safer to have the processional campaigns run upon national lines and supported by men of ability from outside the state. Ladies can Wear Shoes Size smaller after using Allen's Ease, a powder to be shaken into shoes. It makes tight or new shoes easy; gives instant relief to corns bunions. It's the greatest comfort every of the age. Cures and prevents swollen feet, blisters, callous and pusts. Allen's Foot-Ease is a cercure for sweating, hot, aching feet. All druggists and shoe stores, 25c. package free by mail. Address, John S. Olmsted. Le Roy, N.Y. For colonist tickets on sale during December and October see any Santa agent. Pump Repairing H. Nickey, the plumber, makes a specialty of pump repairing. aug21 Getting an Extra Ration. Medical Officer (going his rounds)—Well, Murphy, how are you this morning? Private M.—Much better, sir. M. O.—Is your appetite good? Private M.—Yes, sir. M. O.—Are you getting enough to eat? Private M.—No, sir. M. O.—What would you like in addition to your present diet? Private M.—Another pound of bread, sir. M. O.—That I cannot give you, as the regulations do not admit of a soldier receiving a double ration of bread in one day. Private M. (after a moment's hesitation)—Could you not let me have the extra pound and mark it down as bread poultice? He got it.—London Telegraph. Fatal Privilety. Jack and his two pretty cousins happened to be walking along in front of a drug store. "I wonder," said Ethel, "if astro-nomically speaking, Uncle Henry's son is in the right sign for ice cream soda?" "I'm afraid not," replied Gwendolen with her eye on the youth. "I don't see any signs of the soda act." Jack grouned and marched them forcefully past the drug store by way of punishment.—Chicago Tribune. Drying preparations simply develop dry catarrh; they dry up the secretions, which adhere to the membrane and decompose, causing a far more serious trouble than the ordinary form of catarrh. Avoid all drying inhalants, fumes, smokes and snuffs and use that which cleanses, soothes and heals. Ely's Cream Balm is such a remedy and will cure catarrh or cold in the head easily and pleasantly. A trial size will be mailed for 10 cents. All druggists sell the 50c. size, Ely Brothers, 56 Warren St., N.Y. The Balm cures without pain, does not irritate or cause sneezing. It spreads itself over an irritated and angry surface, relieving immediately the painful inflammation. With Ely's Cream Balm you are armed against Nasal Catarrh and Hay Fever. PANTS! A large, new line of medium priced, Ready-made PANTS Just received by YUNGBLUTH & KROEGER ACKNOWLEDGES NO COMPETITION STANDS PRE-EMINENT IN ALL THAT REPRESENTS THE HIGHEST ORDER OF SUMPTUOUS RAILWAY SERVICE CALIFORNIA LIMITED MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS TO CHICAGO Santa Fe As to Horseback Riding. The Kentuckian was talking freely about horses. Although it was a sale stable, he was speaking his mind. He had made the proper speeches about the gait of the beautiful creatures the darky trainer trotted up and down; he had not lost his look of grave acquiescence when he heard things about the horse who trots. But a chance word touched his true thought, and he spoke the faith of Kentuckians and westerners, Texans and Californians, in something this wise: "That's right. It ain't really ridiculous." TEARS FOR REVENUE ONLY. A heterogeneous collection of loafers in the village public house, alter-ly wiping their eyes and sighing. The landlord's son had been told that day, and a fitting air of pervaded the place. What a lot of fuss you make about carried a smart young bravo who had surveying the company with ill-titled diagust. "Why should we ourselves about a corpse?" The others stared at him agast, but he could reply the landlord golf came in and proceeded to serve quarts of ale in dignified fashion. Must round the room systematically the came to the smart young man. Hold out his hand for the pitcher. May, lad, th'all get no ale from 'said the landlord. Why not?" was the aggrieved ques- "Oos the been't earnt it like t'rest. I've been blubbing for two hours, that been't as much as ta'en th'ukerchief art o' thy pocket. My today is 'No blub, no ale;' so got to go wi'out." When the young man understood why grief of the company had been so severe.—London Telegraph. THE POLICeman's Dilemma. The policeman looked after the man the bicycle and shook his head doubtless. He watched him wabble up the best and then wabble back again, and was sore troubled. Hi, there! he yelled at last. "Git that wheel wanst till I see whether you're drunk." Well he knew that on a bicycle the man of inebriety are sometimes misduring.—Chicago Post. Vocal Shakes. "Why does Miss Howler let her voice shake so when she is singing 'On the banks of the Wabash?'" That's her idea of realism. She knows there ain't a river in the world that can hold a candle to the Wabash fever'n aague."—Cleveland Plainaler. More Accurately Expressed. "May I ask which of the city's political faction you belong to?" said the ranger. The boss looked at him sternly and then responded, "What you doubtless mean to ask, sir, is which political faction belongs to me."—Washington Star. MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS TO CHICAGO As to Horseback Riding. The Kentuckian was talking freely about horses. Although it was a sale stable, he was speaking his mind. He had made the proper speeches about the gait of the beautiful creatures the darky trainer trotted up and down; he had not lost his look of grave acquiescence when he heard things about the horse who trots. But a chance word touched his true thought, and he spoke the faith of Kentuckians and westerners, Texans and Californiaans, in something this wise: "That's right. It ain't really riding to jolt up and down and look stylish on a trotting horse. You can't say much about it in Boston, or anywhere in cities where people don't care about the easy steps. They don't know what you're talking about. It's a queer notion and one my folks in Kentucky can't get used to—that a trotting horse can be a saddle horse. Women want to be stylish, though, everywhere, and they would learn how to rise up like the Boston women. But they didn't keep it up. A steal away and the gallop's the thing for country American riding."—Boston Transcript. Wisdom Beyond His Years. His mother found him in the jam and reprimanded him. A little later she caught him teasing his baby sister and reprimanded him again. "I don't see what's got into you, Willie," she said. "You're usually the good little boy, but today you're up to all kinds of mischief." "I'm tired of being good," he returned with juvenile frankness. "Tired of being good!" she exclaimed. "What do you mean by that?" "Well, brother Bob is naughty most of the time, and you're always giving him things to get him to be good, and I guess I'll be naughty for awhile and see if I don't get something too." Sometimes a younger seems to have wisdom beyond his years.—Chicago Post. The Cavalry of the Romans. Devoted as the Romans were to war. the cavalry was an important part of the army. A great deal of adverse criticism has been passed upon their horsemanship and skill in managing the cavalry. The Prussian hussar officer, Warnering, pronounces Cesar an indifferent cavalry general and ridiculous his arrangements, where cavalry are concerned. Cesar, however, conquered all the same. His famous horse, credited with having a human fore foot, was equal to the star eyed goddess herself for victory. Announcement. Having purchased the business formerly conducted by R.F. Zerman, I desire to inform my friends and the public generally that I will continue the business at the old stand, Los Angeles St., near Center, and keep on hand a full supply of Hay, Grain, Oils, Gasoline and Coal AT THE LOWEST PRICES. Ice delivered to any part of the city. A share of your patronage is solicited Car of Black Diamond coal just received C. G. McKINLEY C. H. NICKEY CLIMBING AND TINNING Pacific Coast Steamship Go. 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San Francisco. MONEY SENT WITHOUT DANGER OF LOSS. ABSOLUTELY SAFE MONEY ORDERS ARE ISSUED BY THE CITIZENS BANK OR ANAHEIM Payable in all parts of the United States. Do not send money in a letter by mail; purchase a BANK MONEY ORDER. This purchaser of a Bank Money Order may feel confident that it has amount of the name named therein will certainly be made to the person for whom it is included. Bank Money Orders are cheaper and more secure than any other method of sending money. The Government is not responsible for loss of a registered Letter or Money Order. If a Bank Money Order is lost on the maila, we issue a duplicate with迟 delay or charge. See schedule of fees below and compare with others. We pay a license tax—others do not. THE COAST OF BANK MONEY ORDERS IS AS FOLLOWS: For orders for sums not exceeding $100.00...$ over $40.00, not exceeding $400.00...$ over $80.00, not exceeding $400.00...$ over $100.00, not exceeding $400.00...$ over $100.00, not exceeding $400.00...$ over $100.00, not exceeding $400.00...$ over $100.00, not exceeding $400.00...$ over $100.00,$ not exceeding $400.00...$ over $100.00,$ not exceeding $400.00...$ over $100.00,$ not exceeding $400.00...$ over $100.00,$ not exceeding $400.00...$ over $100.00,$ not exceeding $4 MORE ACCURATELY EXPRESSED. "May I ask which of the city's political factions you belong to?" said the ranger. The boss looked at him sternly and then responded, "What you doubtless can hold a candle to the Wabash fever'n ague."—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Vegetarians In History. It is evident from Arran and Porry that vegetarian orders of men were well known in their time and that they were found in India in the time of Alexandria. They existed in different orders long before the time of Jesus in Egypt, Syria, etc., and were known by the names of Essenians, Esseneeas, Eeyans, Coenobites and Faithists, etc., and those on Mount Carmel, whom Ellijah, the prophet, was the chief rabbi, described by Pliny, were known as Carmelites. Whatever the name, the principles were all the same were vegetarian. The Masonic order had its origin these ancient brotherhoods without doubt. All the Masonic emblems of today were known to these brotherhoods, so also their passwords. A Bad Scholar. The master of an elementary school in England sent a circular to the parents of some of the pupils under his charge stating that judicious corporal punishment often had a beneficial effect on backward boys and asking if they would approve of such a course when he considered it necessary. The following is one of the replies he got: Der sir I have reserved ur flogging sirkler and u hav My sankshen too wolup My sun Jhon ass much ass u lik i no Jhon is a vary bad skolar his spaleng is simply natrosos i hav trid to tech him Myslif but he will not lern nothing so I hop u will bet it intow him as much ass u kan Urs truley. P. 8—the resin Jhon is sich a bad skoler is bekas be is My sun by My wifs first husband. PING PONG TENNIS CROQUET GOLF BOATING FISHING DAILY CONCERTS VAUDEVILLE CORONADO TENT CITY $3.50 ROUND TRIP SANTA FE IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE County of Orange, State of California. Citizens Bank of Anaheim, a corporation, plaintiff vs. L. H. Butler, defendant. Under and by virtue of a decree of foreclosure and order of sale, duly entered in the Superior Court of the County of Orange, state of California, on the 8th day of August, 1902, and a writ of execution for the enforcement of a judgment requiring sale of property under foreclosure or mortgage, issued out of said Superior Court on the 18th day of August, 1902, in the above-mentioned action, in favor of Citizens Bank of Anaheim a corporation, plaintiff, and against L. H. Butler, defendant, for the sum of $3074.88, a copy of which said decree of foreclosure was duly attested under the seal of said Superior Court on the 12th day of August, 1902, and to me delivered on the same day, together with said writ annexed thereto, whereby I am commanded to sell at public auction, for cash, the following and in said decree described real estate, situate in the County of Orange, State of California, and particularly described as follows: towit: The northwest quarter of the northeast quarter of section 19. township 4 south range 10 west, San Bernardino base and merchant estimated to contain forty acres of land, and being the same premises described in that certain deed dated October 1st, 1901, executed by P. A. Stanton to said L. H. Butler, subject to the reservations and exceptions in said deed contained, together with all and appurtenances thereunto belonging or in anywise appertaining. Public notice is hereby given that on Friday, September 19, 1902, at 11 o'clock a.m. of said day I will proceed to sell, at the south door of the courthouse in the City of Santa Ana, County of Orange, State of California, at public auction, to the highest bidder, for cash, gold coin of the United States, all of the above described property, or so much thereof as will be sufficient to satisfy said degree for principal interest, attorney's fees and all costs. Given under my hand this 18th day of August, 1902. FRANK SHANLEY, Commissioner of Sale. Richard Melrose, Attorney for plaintiff. aug21-td J. L. JACKSON PRACTICAL WELL BORER Surface and Deep Wells Bored DEEP WELLS A SPECIALTY P. O. ADDRESS - WHITTIER, CAL. For Sale Two good second-hand windmills, by C. H. Nickey, the plumber. aug21 Cement Pipe Address for particulars H H Gardner, Orange. AWESOME GRANDEUR OF THE GRAND CANYON OF ARI-ZONA MAKES POETS OF PESSIMISTS EXCURSION RATES. REDUCED RATES FOR PARTIES OF 15 OR MORE ILLUSTRATED BOOKLET FREE. SANTA FE