anaheim-gazette 1902-08-07
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THE MAN AND GOVERNOR
There are a few people—those who do not follow closely the trend of political events, and who have not the full information necessary to correct analysis of political conditions—there are a few such people who are honestly and sincerely opposed to the renomination of Governor Gage. They have been misled and misinformed by the clap-trap and mendacity of the Governor's political enemies. They do not bear or heed, politically speaking, until some great hue and cry is raised. Then they begin to ask why this, why that, and why the other. They are child-like and bland. They still believe in old adages—that, for instance, which declares that "where there is so much smoke there must be some fire." They do not seem to realize that, just as the science of chemistry can produce a great deal of smoke without any fire whatever, so the black art of political chicanery can sometimes make an honest and able man appear the veriest incompetent and the greatest rascal.
One of these credulous individuals asked, the other day, "Is it true that no governor of this state has ever been given a second term?" He was told that that was true. "Why, then," he asked, "should Governor Gage ask for a second term?" Why shouldn't he? Well, the credulous individual didn't know why he shouldn't. One reason is, probably, that he desires to vindicate his character and administration, which have been foully attacked by those who have futility sought to control his official acts in the interest of personal ambitions and selfish aims and ends. Another reason may be that he desires opportunity to round out and complete, in the light of experience, an executive policy impossible fully to develop during a single term. And, moreover, the very fact that no other governor has ever been given a second term is sufficient to fire any virile man with the laudable ambition to break the record and secure for himself a recognition in keeping with his ability and integrity and his devotion to his officia duties and responsibilities.
Another political innocent asks if it isn't undignified for the governor of a great state to leave his office to personally manage his campaign for re-election. Dear heart! What man will marrow in his bones will stand on his dignity when his honor and his family's
FRITZ GETS ANOTHER STOPPER
Superior Judge Cook Issues a Restraining Order Against His Proceeding With the Dummy Case.
Governor Gage's libel suit instituted against John D. Spreckels and W. S. Leake, proprietor and manager of the San Francisco Call, was before two judges in that city on Saturday.
While Superior Judge Carroll Cook was issuing a restraining order upon the petition and affidavit of J. C. Rives, district attorney of Los Angeles county, halting the proceedings now pending on the calendar in Judge Fritz's department of the police court. The latter passed upon the motion made some days ago by Attorney A. A. Moore in behalf of Governor Gage demanding that the attitude in the case of Louis P. Boardman be investigated.
Judge Fritz held that if there was a collusion between Boardman, the nominal plaintiff, and J. D. Spreckels the fact would develop during the trial of the libel case. The court therefore overruled the motion made by Moore, but also removed Boardman from the prosecution, forbidding him to take an active part in it and instructing the district attorney to perform his duty in prosecuting the case.
Judge Fritz was then served with an injunction from the superior court for bidding his taking further action. The trial had been set for Monday next, but the police court is now stopped. The petition upon which the injunction is based is similar to that which was before Judge Sloss, with the exception that in the former proceeding Governor Gage was named as the beneficiary, and in this instance the commonwealth is substituted.
There was the usual array of legal talent in court, but no material arguments were made. Attorneys Peter F. Dunne and J. J. Lerman argued the matter before Judge Cook, whose injunction is made returnable next Friday morning at 10 o'clock.
A Cure for Choera Infantum
"Last May," says Mrs. Curtis Baker of Bookwalter, Ohio, "an infant child of our neighbor's was suffering from cholera infantum. The doctor had given up all hopes of recovery. I took a bottle of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea. Remedy to the house, telling them I felt sure it would do good if used according to directions. In two days' time the child had fully recovered, and is now (nearly a year since) a vigorous, healthy girl. I have long been mistaken for St. Mark's in Venice, the Campanile, fell over the other day, and is now a mass of ruins. It was one of the most remarkable and lofty structures, and stood among such constructions as one of the finest examples known to architecture. But it stood upon a foundation of piling. As long as properly prepared piling is covered by water it will last practically forever. But if the pilling is at times exposed to air it decays. The weight in that case presses most upon the weakened part, pushing out the piling on that side and throwing the structure out of plumb.
That is what probably happened to the Campanile. At any rate, twelve years ago a Venetian architect, Signor Vendrasco, warned the government that the great and beautiful tower would fall over. Thereupon a commission was appointed to examine, and it reported the tower safe, and Vendrasco was officially reproved. In 1892 Vendrasco again wired the government that the tower was in danger. A second commission was appointed, examined the building and pronounced it safe, and Vendrasco was again rebuked officially, removed from the office he held and cashiered as an architect.
Lately workmen cut a hole in one of the walls to put in a fireplace for use of the custodian. Vendrasco protested, but in vain.
At 5 o'clock on the morning of the disaster the old architect announced: "The Campanile will fall in a few hours," and in a few hours down came one of the most famous piles in Europe. But Vendrasco, heart-broken, bad left the city. None knew whither he had gone, but the government has sent for him to return, and proposes to acknowledge that he was right and to remove the disbarment fulminated against him. He knew that the piling foundation was pushing out, and fore-saw what must happen when it gave way on one side.
The walls were structurally sound. There was no defect in the masseur, and the great tower would have stood for ages more had its foundation been perfect. The question now is, will it be rebuilt? Italian architects say the cost will be too great—$1,200,000 is a low estimate. Some say it cannot be reconstructed under existing environment, but famous French architects say it can be rebuilt, and the Italian
develop during a single term. And, moreover, the very fact that no other governor has ever been given a second term is sufficient to fire any virile man with the laudable ambition to break the record and secure for himself a recognition in keeping with his ability and integrity and his devotion to his official duties and responsibilities.
Another political innocent asks if it isn't undignified for the governor of a great state to leave his office to personally manage his campaign for re-election. Dear heart! What man will marrow in his bones will stand on his dignity when his honor and his family's good name are assailed by political iconoclasts! Governor Gage would be less than a man if he did not fight with all the fury of an outraged soul against the malignant mendacity of the pot house politicians who are hell-bounding him in this campaign.
And still another political purist wants to know if it isn't a fact that Governor Gage tried to force the election of Dan Burns to the United States senate. No, it is not a fact. Long before he was thought of as a candidate for governor, Henry T. Gage went or record as favoring the election of both governor and senator from the south. He strenuously insisted that it could be done. And so far as can be ascertained neither Gage the man nor Gage the governor ever did or said anything in the least inconsistent with the position he had taken in this matter. Col. Burns is on record as having stated that he asked Gage not to use his influence in any way in his (Burn's) behalf. And in all the controversy, discussion and agitation of this question never a senator or assemblyman have found who would say that Governor Gage ever tried in any way to influence his vote for senator.
The entire course of Henry T. Gage both as governor and in this campaign is the florecence of a noble, a loyal and a courageous soul, qualities which have caught the man to the hearts of his friends with hooks of steel and made him a terror to his enemies.—Pasadena Star.
Mike De Young Insane?
SAN FRANCISCO, Aug 2nd.—Upon the most reliable authority it is reported that M. H. DeYoung, proprietor of the San Francisco Chronicle, who is now in Paris, is the victim of a mental malady which threatens to lead to his utter incapacity. He is said to be undergoing treatment from the most celebrated mental specialists in Europe and is under the care of two nurses. These reports, as might be expected, meet with denials, but the truth of the story was admitted by one of Mr. DeYoung's most intimate friends. It is doubtful whether he will ever again be able to attend actively to business.
Mr. DeYoung has led a strenuous life. He devoted himself for years to making money, and finally became ambitious for political distinction. There is no doubt that his unsuccessful attempt to become United States senator greatly embittered him and affected his health. It was a severe blow to his vanity, and his paper has been used ever since as a bludgeon with which to develop during a single term. And, moreover, the very fact that no other governor has ever been given a second term is sufficient to fire any virile man with the laudable ambition to break the record and secure for himself a recognition in keeping with his ability and integrity and his devotion to his official duties and responsibilities.
Another political innocent asks if it isn't undignified for the governor of a great state to leave his office to personally manage his campaign for re-election. Dear heart! What man will marrow in his bones will stand on his dignity when his honor and his family's good name are assailed by political iconoclasts! Governor Gage would be less than a man if he did not fight with all the fury of an outraged soul against the malignant mendacity of the pot house politicians who are hell-bounding him in this campaign.
And still another political purist wants to know if it isn't a fact that Governor Gage tried to force the election of both governor and senator from the south. He strenuously insisted that it could be done. And so far as can be ascertained neither Gage the man nor Gage the governor ever did or said anything in the least inconsistent with the position he had taken in this matter. Col. Burns is on record as having stated that he asked Gage not to use his influence in any way in his (Burn's) behalf. And in all the controversy, discussion and agitation of this question never a senator or assemblyman have found who would say that Governor Gage ever tried in any way to influence his vote for senator.
The entire course of Henry T. Gage both as governor and in this campaign is the florecence of a noble, a loyal and a courageous soul, qualities which have caught the man to the hearts of his friends with hooks of steel and made him a terror to his enemies.—Pasadena Star.
Mike De Young Insane?
SAN FRANCISCO, Aug 2nd.—Upon the most reliable authority it is reported that M. H. DeYoung, proprietor of the San Francisco Chronicle, who is now in Paris, is the victim of a mental malady which threatens to lead to his utter incapacity. He is said to be undergoing treatment from the most celebrated mental specialists in Europe and is under the care of two nurses. These reports, as might be expected, meet with denials, but the truth of the story was admitted by one of Mr. DeYoung's most intimate friends. It is doubtful whether he will ever again be able to attend actively to business.
Mr. DeYoung has led a strenuous life. He devoted himself for years to making money, and finally became ambitious for political distinction. There is no doubt that his unsuccessful attempt to become United States senator greatly embittered him and affected his health. It was a severe blow to his vanity, and his paper has been used ever since as a bludgeon with which to develop during a single term. And, moreover, the very fact that no other governor has ever been given a second term is sufficient to fire any virile man with the laudable ambition to break the record and secure for himself a recognition in keeping with his ability and integrity and his devotion to his official duties and responsibilities.
Another political innocent asks if it isn’t undignified for the governor of a great state to leave his office to personally manage his campaign for re-election. Dear heart! What man will marrow in his bones will stand on his dignity when his honor and his family's good name are assailed by political iconoclasts! Governor Gage would be less than a man if he did not fight with all the fury of an outraged soul against the malignant mendacity of the pot house politicians who are hell-bounding him in this campaign.
And still another political purist wants to know if it isn’t a fact that Governor Gage tried to force the election of both governor and senator from the south. He strenuously insisted that it could be done. And so far as can be ascertained neither Gage the man nor Gage the governor ever did or said anything in the least inconsistent with the position he had taken in this matter. Col. Burns is on record as having stated that he asked Gage not to use his influence in any way in his (Burn's) behalf. And in all the controversy, discussion and agitation of this question never a senator or assemblyman have found who would say that Governor Gage ever tried in any way to influence his vote for senator.
The entire course of Henry T. Gage both as governor and in this campaign is the florecence of a noble, a loyal and a courageous soul, qualities which have caught the man to the hearts of his friends with hooks of steel and made him a terror to his enemies.—Pasadena Star.
Mike De Young Insane?
SAN FRANCISCO, Aug 2nd.—Upon the most reliable authority it is reported that M. H. DeYoung, proprietor of the San Francisco Chronicle, who is now in Paris, is the victim of a mental malady which threatens to lead to his utter incapacity. He is said to be undergoing treatment from the most celebrated mental specialists in Europe and is under the care of two nurses. These reports, as might be expected, meet with denials, but the truth of the story was admitted by one of Mr. DeYoung's most intimate friends. It is doubtful whether he will ever again be able to attend actively to business.
Mr. DeYoung has led a strenuous life. He devoted himself for years to making money, and finally became ambitious for political distinction. There is no doubt that his unsuccessful attempt to become United States senator greatly embittered him and affected his health. It was a severe blow to his vanity, and his paper has been used ever since as a bludgeon with which to develop during a single term. And moreover, the very fact that no other governor has ever been given a second term is sufficient to fire any virile man with the laudable ambition to break the record and secure for himself a recognition in keeping with its ability and integrity and its devotion to its foundation been perfect. The question now is, will it be rebuilt? Italian architects say the cost will be too great–$1,200,000 is a low estimate. Some say it cannot be reconstructed under existing environment, out famous French architects say it can be rebuilt, and the Italian government is about resolved to undertake it.
The Russian Czar has sent an offer of subscription, to a rebuilding fund; Emperor William of Germany has tendered offers of aid; King Victor Emanuel has subscribed $200,000, and offers of contributions have come from English and American people. But the Italianans are disposed to reject all foreign aid and make reconstruction purely national affair.
Among architects there is wide division of sentiment about rebuilding, a large body of them advising against it on the ground that a reconstructed tower will never be recognized as a work of classic times. It will be at best an imitation. They think the ruins more impressive than any reconstruction possible. But the burden of sentiment just now is in favor of rebuilding the tower and making it just what it was in the first place, using just as far as practicable, the old material, and that can be done to a considerable extent.
It was from the Campanile, erected in 888, that Galileo made many of its observations. It was a quadrangular structure of brick, stood 323 feet in height on a base at the street surface of 42 feet square. Its destruction removes the most striking architectural sight of Venice and the loftiest example of architectural art in that famous city.-Record-Union.
Watch for a Chall
However slight at this time of year and in this climate, it is forerunner of malaria. A disposition to yawn and an all tired out feeling even comes be fore chill. Herbine, by its prompt stimulative action on the liver, drives the malarial germs out of the system, purifies the blood, tones up the system and restores health. 50c at Hatzfeld's.
Beat Harvest
Beet harvest has been in progress a week. Carloads of beets are arriving at the factory at Chino from Fulton Wells, Cudahy, Compton, Norwalk Benedict and Buena Park. The harvest on the Chino ranch will not commence for a week, as most of the beets there have been maintaining a vigorous growth and have not commenced to ripen. The yield promises to be the heaviest per acre ever harvested on the Chino ranch. Mr Hache is looking over the fields and will decide when to commence the harvest.
Inside the factory all is activity. A big lime kiln was fired some days ago and a supply of lime burned ready for allthelime supply forthefac
These reports, as might be expected, meet with denials, but the truth of the story was admitted by one of Mr. DeYoung's most intimate friends. It is doubtful whether he will ever again be able to attend actively to business.
Mr. DeYoung has led a strenuous life. He devoted himself for years to making money, and finally became ambitious for political distinction. There is no doubt that his unsuccessful attempt to become United States senator greatly embittered him and affected his health. It was a severe blow to his vanity, and his paper has been used ever since as a bludgeon with which to revenge himself upon those whom he regarded as instrumental in causing his defeat. DeYoung went abroad a few months ago with his wife and daughter to attend King Edward's coronation. Before his departure his changed demeanor excited comment, and the story now current of his mental decay finds wide credence.—L. A. Herald.
Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy has a wide reputation for its cure. It never fails and is pleasant and safe to take. For sale by all druggists.
GAVE HIS CONSENT
"I want your daughter," said the young man, aggressively.
The old man was shrewd.
"Have you got her?" he asked.
"I have."
"Then take her."
A Young Lady's Life Saved
At Panama, Colombia, by Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy.
Dr. Chas. H. Utter, a prominent physician of Panama, Colombia, in a recent letter states: "Last March I had as a patient a young lady of sixteen years of age who had a very bad attack of dysentery. Everything I prescribed for her proved ineffectual and she was growing worse every hour. Her parents were sure she would die. She had become so weak that she could not turn over in bed. What to do at this critical moment was a study for me, but I thought of Chamberlain's Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy and as a last resort prescribed it. The most wonderful result was effected. Within eight hours she was feeling much better; inside of three days she was upon her feet, and at the end of one week was entirely well." For sale by all druggists.
THEIR SECRET IS OUT
All Sadieville, Ky., was curious to learn the cause of the vast improvement in the health of Mrs. S. P. Whittaker, who had for a long time endured untold suffering from a chronic bronchial trouble. "It's all due to Dr. King's New Discovery," writes her husband. "It completely cured her and also cured our little grand-daughter of a severe attack of whooping cough." It positively cures coughs, colds, la grippe, bronchitis and all throat and lung troubles. Guaranteed bottles 50c and $1 Trial bottles free at Hatzfeld's drugstore.
SUMMER SCHOOL
"I hear that Claribel has given up her music lesson," remarked Mabel.
"Yes," responded Genevieve, "but she has taken up another study."
"What is it?"
"Why haven't you heard? George is trying to teach her to love him."
ASTONISHED THE EDITOR
Editor S. A. Brown of Bennettsville, S.C., was once immensely surprised. "Through long suffering from dyspepsia," he writes, "my wife was greatly run down. She had no strength or vigor and suffered great distress from her stomach, but she tried Electric Bitters which helped her at once, and after using four bottles she is entirely well and can eat anything. It's a grand tonic, and its gentle laxative qualities are splendid for torpid liver." For indigestion, loss of appetite, stomach and liver troubles it's a positive guaranteed cure. Only 50c at J. P. Hatzfeld's.
TOO OLD A STORY
He—Are you fond of fiction, darling?
"Yes, darling, but don't tell me I am the only girl you have ever loved."
A Worm Killer
J. A.J. Montgomery, Puxico, Wayne Co., Mo., writes: "I have little twin girls who have been bothered with worms all their lives. I tried everything to relieve them, but failed until I used White's Cream Vermifuge. The first two doses brought four worms from one of them; the next two doses twelve, one of them measuring twelve inches. The other child was only relieved of four worms. It is a most excellent medicine." White's Cream Vermifuge is good for children. It not only destroys worms, it helps the child to perfect growth and wards off sickness. 25c at J. P. Hatzfeld's.
INSIDE THE FACTORY ALL IS ACTIVITY.
A big lime kiln was fired some days ago and a supply of lime burned ready for use. All the lime supply for the factory comes from Oro Grande.
Six carloads of molasses have been received from the Los Alamitos factory, and this enabled the company to start the Steffens plant together with the rest of the factory. Without this molasses the Steffens house could not be operated until molasses could be accumulated in the main factory. The Los Alamitos factory has no Steffens plant in which to work up molasses.
Manager Schroeder has visited all of the outside shipping points, instructing the men in charge in their duties.
K. Rudorf went over the outside fields with L. Hache in order to familiarize himself with the crop conditions at the different points.
Santa Fe Beach Rates
The Santa Fe is now selling round trip tickets every Saturday and Sunday at greatly reduced rates to the following beaches: Redondo, Long Beach, East San Pedro, Terminal Island, Catalina Island. The Santa Fe is the best line to all these points. Most frequent trains and best service. Inquire for full information at Santa Fe depot at Anaheim.
Coronado Excursions
Every day the Santa Fe sells tickets to Coronado and return for $3.50. Special $3.00 excursions to San Diego. Inquire of agent at Santa Fe depot for full information giving dates, also for Coronado booklet.
For Sale Cheap.
Light work harness, almost new; two-seated wagon and horse. Apply to City Livery Stables.
Cement Pipe
Address for particulars H H Gardner, Orange.
CAMPANILE
Dell tower of St. Mark's Campanile, fell over the is now a mass of ruins. The most remarkable and, and stood among such was one of the finest ex- to architecture. But it foundation of piling. As any prepared piling is cov- it will last practically if the piling is at times it decays. The weight presses most upon the, pushing out the piling and throwing the structu- mb.
probably happened to. At any rate, twelveenetian architect, Signor learned the government hat and beautiful tower. Thereupon a commissioned to examine, and it power safe, and Vendrasco reproved. In 1892 Ven- wired the government ear was in danger. A section was appointed, exam- ding and pronounced it Vendrasco was again rebuked moved from the office he entered as an architect.
men cut a hole in one of but in a fireplace for the ustodian. Vendrasco pro- vain.
On the morning of the old architect announced: vanille will fall in a few a few hours down came most famous piles in Europe. coo, heart-broken, had left knew whither he had the government has sent for turn, and proposes to ac- that he was right and to disbarment fulminated He knew that the piling was pushing out, and fore- must happen when it gave hide.
were structurally sound. so defect in the masoury, but tower would have stood had its foundation been the question now is, will it Italian architects say the too great—$1,200,000 is a. Some say it cannot be used under existing environ- mous French architects rebuilt, and the Italian
FACTS ABOUT ANAHEIM M
Sketch of the industries and Resources or this Most Beautiful Part of California.
The City of Anaheim, with a pop- ulation of 2500, is situated in the northern part of Orange county, in Southern California, 12 miles from the ocean, 4½ miles from the foothills, and 148¼ feet above sea level. It is 27 miles from Los Angeles, the second largest city in the State of California.
The climatic conditions are the most favorable for out-door life to be found in Southern California. The temperature is extremely uniform, seldom rising above 90 degrees in summer, or falling below 32 degrees in winter. The abundance of sunlight and the absence of sharp frosts and cold winds make it a place especially acceptable to those desiring to escape the severe climate of the east.
The country is very attractive. It is practically level, with just suf- cient slope from the hills to afford adequate drainage. The roads are level, well graded, and well kept, affording excellent opportunities for cycling and driving. The soil is a rich sandy loam which never bakes, making it a very easy ground to work; thus lending itself readily to the cultivation of berries, nuts, oranges, etc.
The variety of products, and the possibility of procuring small tracts of land about figures, and on easy terms made our section of the county very attractive and advantageous for cattle ranching or farming on sugar scale. The following are a new of one product: oranges, lemons, walnuts, grapes, peaches, apricots, sugar beets, berries and vegetables of all kinds.
Anaheim is the possessor of a Building and Loan Association, Water company, two railroad, fruit cannery and drier, large oil industry, ostrich farm, bank, several adequate commercial houses, two hotels and two newspapers. The city also owns its water and lighting plant.
FACTS ABOUT ORANGE CO.
The census bureau has issued a bulletin on agriculture in California which we quote from extensively in another part of this issue. One of the interesting features of the report
Production of Minerals
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($15,750); Madera in granite ($294,799);
Nevada in gold ($2,121,054) and Napa in quicksilver ($388,176). Riverside leads in asbestos ($4,400), clays for pottery. etc., ($16,624) and quartz sand ($500), San Bernardino leads in borax ($898,130), cement ($159,842), limestone ($76,710), rubble ($151,447) and torquise ($20,000). San Diego leads in lithia mica ($27,500) and tourmaline ($20,000). San Francisco quarried the most macadam ($142,500). San Luis Obispo produced most values in bituminous rock ($33,070). The most asphalt came from Santa Barbara ($55,800). The most lime was burned at Santa Cruz ($161,-500). Shasta county made the largest product of copper ($4,481,048), silver ($891,994) and chrome ($1,950). The largest values in mineral waters was from Siskiyou ($175,000). Sonoma produced the most graphite ($4,480) and paving blocks ($32,675). The most mineral paint was from Stanislaus ($375), and largest quantity of magnesite from Tulare county ($28,210).
It will be noted that only one county leads in five substances—San Bernardino. Two counties lead in four articles—Alameda and Los Angeles. Those which lead in three are Kern, Riverside and Shasta. The counties of Inyo, San Diego and Sonoma lead in two products. The other counties named in the "banner" counties only have the lead in one substance each.
Physician and Druggists
Ford & Sawmon, a prominent drug firm at Rocky Hill Station, Ky., write: "We were requested by Dr. G. B Snigley to send for Herbine for the benefit of our customers. We ordered three dozen in December, and we are glad to say Herbine has given such great satisfaction that we have duplicated this order three times, and today we gave your salesman another order. We beg to say Dr. G. B Snigley takes pleasure in recommending Herbine." 50c bottle at J. P. Hatzfeld's
HEROIC MEASURES
Dr. Pills—How did you manage to collect the bill that Closefist owed you?
Dr. Squills—I told him that if he didn't pay I would advise his wife to go to Europe for her health.
ANXIOUS TO TRADE.
A "Woman's Exchange" Was What Hiram Was Looking For.
Mr. Hiram Henpekt of Frog Hollow had finished his business in the city and was slowly drifting along with the tide of humanity toward the Pennsylvania railroad ferry when his attention was suddenly attracted by a sign on a building he was passing.
This is what he read: "Woman's Ex- change."
A smile of anticipation lighted up his countenance as he turned aside and entered the building.
A middle aged, sharp featured lady in eyeglasses came forward and bowed to him as he stepped up to the counter, and after slowly looking her over he said:
"Excuse me, madam, but air you ther only one they've got on hand at present?"
"The only one on hand? What do you mean?" was the puzzled reply.
"The only woman, of course. I hain't got Hanner along with me today, but I noticed that this was a woman's ex- change, an I thought I'd drop in an look over what you had on hand an if I liked the looks of any of 'em I'd bring the old woman in the next time I come to the city an make a trade."
Gently but firmly the lady in charge explained his mistake to him, and Mr Hiram Henpekt of Frog Hollow resumed his homeward journey, a crestfallen and bitterly disappointed man.—Will S. Gidley in New York World.
No Wonder He's Successful.
One of the most successful colorists in North Carolina is Cicero Urkart, according to the testimony of his home paper, which says of him:
"Cicero was elected constable of Woodville township at the last election. In the interval between election and bonding time Cicero put in his night it is alleged, stealing cotton from William Hardy, colored. Cicero was dioted for larceny, and while the jury was out Cicero ran away. The jury failed to agree—standing 11 white men for conviction and a negro preacher for acquittal. Cicero went down to Norfolk where he lived happily ever afterward."
FACTS ABOUT ORANGE CO.
The census bureau has issued a bulletin on agriculture in California which we quote from extensively in another part of this issue. One of the interesting features of the report is the paragraph giving the number of farms and acres of farming lands in the five Southern California counties. The pre-eminence of Orange county is apparent:
Counties. No. farms. Acres.
Los Angeles. 6577. 805,063
Orange. 2888. 596,436
Riverside. 2340. 427,097
San Bernardino. 2350. 219,132
San Diego. 2688. 809,419
But it is in the acreage of irrigated lands that Orange county takes easy precedence over the other counties of Southern California:
Counties. Acres.
Los Angeles. 85,644
Orange. 41,549
Riverside. 32,947
San Bernardino. 37,877
San Diego. 16,022
The area of Orange county is 780 square miles; that of Los Angeles, 3880; that of Riverside, 708; that of San Bernardino, 20,055, and that of San Diego, 8400 square smiles.
Orange county thus contains one-fifth the area of Los Angeles; yet its irrigated lands approach in area one-half those of its neighbor to the north.
Riverside embraces nine times its area, yet it irrigates 9000 more acres, or a fourth more than the belaunded county on the east.
San Bernardino is 25 times its size, yet its irrigated acres exceed those of this jumbo county by nearly 4000, approximately ten per cent.
San Diego is eleven times its size, yet it irrigates 25,000 acres more than the county on the south—300 per cent is the former’s irrigated area as compared with that of the latter—almost the irrigated area of San Diego and Riverside combined.
Orange county possesses the finest system of irrigation, the most secure water rights, that exist in Southern California. That is what we have said many a time and oft. These figures prove it. It is the handsomest and most productive county that lies outdoors and is settling up faster than any other in the State.
The Triumph of Danny.
Several years before the discovery of oil at Pitbole an Irishman named McCarthy and his son Dan came to this country from the Emerald Isle. Dan was a young man of 20, but his father looked upon him as a mere boy and seemed to take delight in ridiculing him before people.
“Yis, Dan is a good b'y,” he would say sarcastically, “but, Danny, me b'y, you’ll never set the river on fire.”
This was his stock witticism, and it amoyed Dan very much, but he did his best and soon surprised the old gentleman by securing a lucrative job.
“Yis, Danny has a job all right,” he begs to say Dr. G.B. Shrigley and pleasure in recommending Herbine.”
50c bottle at J.P. Hatzfeld’s
HEROIC MEASURES
Dr. Pills—How did you manage to collect the bill that Closefist owed you?
Dr. Squills—I told him that if he didn’t pay I would advise his wife to go to Europe for her health.
The diver dies without air to breathe. The consumptive dies without lungs to breathe the air, or of lungs rendered incapable of breathing by disease. The blood as it flows in and out of the lungs indicates the consumptive’s progress. As the lungs grow weaker less oxygen is inhaled and the blood changes from scarlet to purple. Oxygen is the life of the blood as the blood is the life of the body.
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“Look here, conductor,” said the nervous passenger, “I notice the trees are rotten and the track out of life and cannot help thinking this road very dangerous.”
“No need to worry a moment,” she swerved the conductor. “The company has taken proper precautions. Every train carries a life insurance agent, we can write you a policy in five minutes You’ll find him in the next car.” — A launta Journal.
The Policeman’s Dilemma.
The policeman looked after the mans on the bicycle and shook his head doubled fully. He watched him wabble up the street and then wabble back again, as he was sore troubled.
“Hi there!” he yelled at last. “Off that wheel wanst till I see whett your drunk.”
Well he knew that on a bicycle he signs of inebriety are sometimes misleading. — Chicago Post.
Vocal Shakes.
“Why does Miss Howler let her voice shake so when she is singing ‘On Banks of the Wabash?’”
“That’s her idea of realism. She knows there ain’t a river in the world that can hold a candle to the Wabash for fever’s ague.” — Cleveland Plain Dealer.
More Accurately Expressed.
“May I ask which of the city’s political faction you belong to?” said stranger.
The boss looked at him sternly after responded, “What you doubt mean to ask, sir, is which political belief belongs to me.” — Washington Soil.
George, did you notice Mrs.Hill roller’s new bonnet?
Yes, of course. Wasn’t it lovely? looked like one of your lace tie worsed up with two feathers, a decor stopper and a wad of red neck sticking out of it.” — New York Trout.
Why Fido Velped.
Wife (suddenly awakening)—Has What’s the matter? Fido is way down stairs, yelping as if he were hurt What’s happened to the little dear? Husband—I threw him at a burgee—New York Weekly.
A Long Farewell.
The Blond—Did he bid you a farewell?
The Brunette—Yes, from 9 p.m. till 2 a.m. — New York Journal.
More Honor to Them.
Spain is laughing at us because couldn’t get the O'Higgins. But that all right. The O’Flahertys are wus.-Atlanta Constitution.
International Misunderstanding.
Several years before the discovery of oil at Pithole an Irishman named McCarthy and his son Dan came to this country from the Emerald Isle. Dan was a young man of 20, but his father looked upon him as a mere boy and seemed to take delight in ridiculing him before people.
"Yis, Dan is a good b'y," he would say sarcastically, "but, Danny, me b'y, yez'll niver set the river on fire."
This was his stock witticism, and it armoyed Dan very much, but he did his best and soon surprised the old gentleman by securing a lucrative job.
"Yis, Danny has a job all right," he said. "It's $1.50 a day, but the b'y'll niver set the river on fire. Not he."
When oil was found at Pithole, Dan hurried to the scene and was soon earning unusually large wages as a teamster. All the petroleum was drawn in barrels, and teams were in great demand. He saved his money, bought an acre of land and soon had a well drilled that was producing 100 barrels of oil per day at $10 per barrel. The elder McCarthy joined him, saw the well, received a liberal gift of money, and then shook his head ominously.
"Tis a good thing, Danny," he croaked; "ye're doin well, but mark me worruds, yez'll niver set the river on fire, me b'y."
A few days later a flood wrecked one of Dan's small wooden tanks, the oil ran down the river, and there was great excitement. As Dan and his father stood on the bank watching the oil float away Dan drew a match and lighted it.
"Father," he said coolly, "the next tome yez say Oi'll niver set the river on fire plaze remimber that Oi had a chance wanst, and—and didn't do ut bedad!"
Then he blew out the match.—Harper's Dazar.
"I caught myself just in time this morning," exclaimed Mr. Meekton. "I came very near annoying Henrietta quite severely."
"By some remark?"
"No, I started to whistle 'The Girl I Left Behind Me,' but stopped before she could recognize it."
"She dislikes the tune, then?"
"I don't know that she dislikes the tune. But I am sure Henrietta would resent any insinuation that the girl was not away in the lead, no matter what the occasion might be." — Washington Star.
STOPS PAIN
Athens, Tenn., Jan. 27, 1901.
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A Long Farewell.
The Blond—Did he bid you a farewell?
The Brunette—Yes, from 9 p.m. till 2 a.m. — New York Journal.
More Honor to Them.
Spain is laughing at us because couldn't get the O'Higgins. But therall right. The O'Flahertys are wus.-Atlanta Constitution.
International Misunderstanding.
Tourist (to stranger)—Hoot, mon Stranger—Vot you dink I vos—a New York World.
A Sure Sham.
Mrs. Jenkyns—I see Mrs. Hoctor going to have "King Lear" at her private theatricals.
Mrs. Newrich (furious with envy) Is she, the affected thing? Do you kj I don't believe he's a real king at London Fun.
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Finding a Fortune and Founding a Fortune.
A TRAMP'S LUCK AND AN ENERGETIC MAN'S PURPOSE.
It is perhaps true as told that a tramp, searching a garbage barrel for scraps of refuse food, found a fortune in good United States currency. Such a thing may happen.
But the workman who gives up a steady occupation however unremunerative to hunt garbage barrels for a fortune will surely degenerate to a tramp. There is a difference between finding a value. When the stomach and the allied organs of digestion and nutrition are diseased the nutrition contained in food is imperfectly extracted and the body fails of nutrition adequate to its needs. The shipwrecked sailor living upon scraps in which there is no nutrition is on a level with the man who eats abundant nutritious food but whose stomach with its allied organs is diseased and therefore fails to extract from the food eaten the nutrition which is the body's need.
SOUND STOMACH, SOUND MAN.
That is almost an axiom. The man with a sound stomach and good digestion will in ordinary be a sound man, because the nutrient of food is the life and strength of heart, lungs, liver, kidneys and every organ of the body.
The first need of a weak man is to look after his stomach and his digestion. There is the common seat of physical weakness. How weak men have been made strong; strong of heart, liver, lungs, kidneys, and other organs by being made strong of stomach and strong of digestion has been told thousands of times by those who have used Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery.
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Ready For Emergencies.
It here, conductor," said the passenger, "I notice the trespasser and the track out of line not help thinking this road is dangerous."
Needed to worry a moment," and the conductor. "The company often proper precautions. Every tries a life insurance agent, who he you a policy in five minutes. And him in the next car."—At Journal.
The Policeman's Dilemma.
Policeman looked after the man bicycle and shook his head doubt He watched him wabble up the road then wabble back again, and more troubled.
There! he yelled at last. "Git wheel wanst till I see whether drunk."
The knew that on a bicycle the inebriety are sometimes mis—Chicago Post.
Vocal Shakes.
My does Miss Howler let her voice do when she is singing 'On the of the Wabash?'"
It's her idea of realism. She there ain't a river in the world hold a candle to the Wabash owner ague."—Cleveland Plain
More Accurately Expressed.
By I ask which of the city's politi tion you belong to?" said the boss looked at him sternly and responded, "What you doubtless ask, sir, is which political faci ons to me."—Washington Star.
A Man's Diagnosis.
Gorge, did you notice Mrs. Highnew bonnet?"
Of course. Wasn't it lovely? It like one of your lace tides up with two feathers, a decan-pper and a wad of red necktie out of it."—New York Truth.
Why Fido Yelped.
(suddenly awakening)—Hark! the matter? Fido is way down my yelping as if he were hurt. happened to the little dear? sound-I threw him at a burglar. York Weekly.
A Long Farewell.
Blond—Did he bid you a long call?
Brunette—Yes, from 9 p. m. unm.—New York Journal.
More Honor to Them.
Is laughing at us because we get the O'Higgins. But that's not. The O'Flahertys are with Atlanta Constitution.
International Misunderstanding.
The English Walnut.
Possibly few trees in the old world are more profitable than the English walnut, which thrives in England and all over the northern part of the continent of Europe. The wood is especially used for gun stocks and for many articles of furniture and is found profitable from trees of 10 years of age and upward. There is always a good demand for the nuts, so that there are two distinct lines of profit—by the timber and by the fruit. In our country they thrive in any portion of the eastern states, although as they progress northwardly the tips of the last year's shoots are destroyed by winter. The living portions push out again, however, and generally bear as abundantly as before.
In the vicinity of Philadelphia there are numerous trees, planted by the early German settlers, which bear every year. Single or isolated trees sometimes fail to bear fruit on account of the pollen bearing flower maturing and scattering pollen before the nut bearing flower is in condition to receive it, and for this reason crops are more assured when a number of trees are planted together. In this way some of the pollen bearing catkins are conditioned so as to be in bloom before the time that the nut bearing flowers make their appearance.—Mechan's Monthly.
The Bride's Perplexity.
May—What—frowning on your wedding day?
Fay—I'm in a quandary. If I go to the altar smiling people will say I'm simply cry to get Charlie and if I look solemn they'll say I already regret the step. What shall I do?—Phila-
Spanish Knights Looted by the Irish.
The Century has an article on "The Spanish Armada," written by William Frederic Tilton. An introduction is furnished by Captain Alfred T. Muham Mr. Tilton says:
The huge Venetian Trinidad Valencera, having sprung a desperate leak, ran for the Irish coast, and soon found herself off O'Dogherty's country, perhaps in Longh Swilly. Part of the crew swam ashore; others huddled into an old leaky ship's boat. A native rowed out toward them, and being promised a bagful of ducats and jewels helped land those in the leaky boat, while another Irishman, bent on richer spoil and heddess of the cries for help, rowed straight for the wreck, which went down while he was looting in the hold. No sooner had the Spaniards got ashore than "wild people," and even the queen's soldiers, fell upon them, robbing them of their "money, gold buttons, rapiers and apparel" and slaughtering numbers of them in cold blood. But one of the O'Donnells came to the rescue, had a great fire built for some of the officers and seemed to "pity their case, especially O'Donnell's wife."
One of these officers tells how he was lodged in the cabin of a fellow who sold ale and aqua vitae and was raiding it in a stolen "red cloak with buttons of gold." In the night he robbed his guest of 300 ducats, and the officer heard him "beat out barrels' heads and fill them with plate, money and jewels." The Spaniards, having saved no provisions, were forced to buy a few wretched horses, "which they killed and did eat, and some small quantity of butter that the common people brought also to sell."
A Long Farewell.
Blond—Did he bid you a long call?
Brunette—Yes, from 9 p.m. unm.—New York Journal.
More Honor to Them.
Is laughing at us because we
get the O'Higgins. But that's
the O'Flahertys are with
Atlanta Constitution.
International Misunderstanding.
The Bride's Perplexity.
May—What—frowning on your wedding day?
Fay—I'm in a quandary. If I go to the altar smiling people will say I'm simply cray to get Charlie and if I look solemn they'll say I already regret the step. What shall I do? Philadelphia Record.
Politically Hungary is divided into 68 counties, containing from 50,000 to 126,000 inhabitants. There are 26 cities endowed with self-government. Budapest, the metropolis, contains about 600,000 inhabitants. The population of Hungary is about 15,000,000.
The French capital furnishes a market for 126,500 gallons of milk daily.
Chimney or Hearth Money.
What you call "chimney money" is the same as the house tax called "hearth money." It was established as a means of making up the deficiency in the revenue granted after the restoration to Charles II. It was repealed by I and II William and Mary, c. 10, but was reimposed in Scotland in September, 1690, at the rate of 1s. 2d. for every hearth. The repeal was one of the first boons conceded by William on his arrival. "History of Taxation," by Dowell.
Navies of the World.
The Army and Navy Year Book rates the navies of the world as follows: 1, Great Britain; 2, France; 3, Russia; 4, Italy; 5, United States; 6, Germany; 7, Spain; 8, Japan; 9, Austria; 10, Netherlands. Under present naval contracts Japan in 1899 will go to the fifth place, crowding down the United States and Germany one point.
The oldest emblem of royalty in existence is the iron crown of the Lombards. The inner strip of iron, according to tradition, was beaten out of one of the nails used at the crucifixion. Its most distinguished wearers have been Charlesagne, Charles V and Napoleon.
Queerest Town In England.
The most curious town in England is Northwich. There is not a straight street nor, in fact, a straight house in the place. Every part of it has the appearance of having suffered from the visitation of an earthquake. Northwich is the center of the salt industry in Cheshire, England. On nearly all sides of the town are big salt works, with their engines pumping hundreds of thousands of gallons of brine every week. At a depth of some 200 or 300 feet are immense subterranean lakes of brine, and as the contents of these are pumped and pumped away the upper crust of earth is correspondingly weakened and the result is an occasional subsidence. These subsidences have a "pulling" effect on the nearest buildings, and they are drawn all ways, and give the town an extremely dissipated appearance. New York Sun.
He Was Actually Cleant!
Colonel Ibbetson, who died recently in England, was a capital whist player and an insatiable reader. In the interval between games he invariably plunged into a book, never indulging in futile discussions about the plays. He was the hero of the last sensational elopement to Gretna Green. Forty-four years ago he ran off with the Lady Adela Villiers, daughter of the Earl of Jersey. They were never fully pardoned, as it was thought that she had been guilty of a grave misalliance. Indeed the story is told that when they got back to town Lady Adela was reported to have exclaimed to her sister, "I had no idea till I married that the lower orders were so clean in their habits."