anaheim-gazette 1900-11-15

NEEDHAM BURIES CRICHTON. Receives a Majority of Upwards of 4000 Votes in the Seventh Congressional District. The vote by counties in the Seventh Congressional district shows that J. C. Needham has buried his opponent, Crichton, by an avalanche of 4000 votes, the biggest majority ever given a candidate for Congress in this district. The returns as far as received foot up as follows: COUNTIES. No. of Precincts, 1900. Vote in 1898. Needham (I) Castle (D) Precincts Heard From. Needham (I) Crichton (D) Fresno ... 74 Kern ... 55 Kings ... 15 Madena ... 25 Merced ... 23 Orange ... 30 Riverside ... 47 San Benito ... 19 San Bernardino ... 64 San Diego ... 90 Stanislaus ... 22 Tulare ... 48 Totals ... 512 2,787 1,630 882 563 699 2,013 2,210 731 2,802 3,615 1,201 1,600 3,219 1,747 857 725 1,169 1,624 1,423 909 2,370 2,973 1,221 2,443 67 17 2 12 19 30 47 19 53 84 22 48 3,620 501 201 614 751 2,034 2,376 692 2,948 3,922 1,184 1,817 3,271 700 179 425 978 1,617 1,676 707 2,052 2,329 1,259 1,992 20,793 20,680 420 20,660 16,585 1898. Needham's plurality. 113; scattering. 35. Ninety-two precincts not heard from gave in 1898. McKinley. 1,915; Bryan. 2,681. OUR COAST DEFENSES. Pacific Coast Ports to be Protected as Amply as Those on the Atlantic. WASHINGTON. Nov. 10. Secretary of War Root is preparing an enormous coast defense scheme for the Pacific Coast which will be sent to Congress in his next annual report. Leaving the reorganization of the army out, this scheme is the most important which the War Department will recommend for action this winter. It contemplates the extension of the coast defense system all along the Pacific, from Puget Sound on the north to San Diego on the south, and will necessitate the expenditure of many million dollars. Mr. Root will make some recommendations for the improvement of coast defenses on the Atlantic, but this work will not be nearly so extensive as he proposes for the Pacific. The entire Atlantic coast is already equipped with a fairly efficient system of defense, while the Pacific has been neglected almost entirely. In this respect the administration leaders have gone over the matter in a most thorough manner, and therefore the time has arrived. MEETING A BIG LINER NOT EASY TO BOARD AN INCOMING VESSEL IN NEW YORK BAY. Uncle Sam Grants Few Requests For Passes on the Revenue Cutters Which Go Out to Meet the Steamships From European Ports. When it is generally understood, as it generally is not, that fully 300 persons make application daily in season for passes to board incoming ocean steamers from revenue cutters and that not more than 2 per cent of the requests are granted. It may be understood how valuable the treasury department considers these privileges. The occurrence is rare, but is nevertheless legal for the master of the ship for which a pass calls to refuse to permit the holder to board his ship. All revenue cutter passes are issued by the collector of the port and must be countersigned by the surveyor. The revenue of every country on dutiful personal effects depends for its volume on the ability of the customs authorities to have them duly listed and taxed on arrival. In the event of a promiscuous granting of cutter passes it would be possible without element that is least said, Soonest Mended. Be brief. Bad blood means illness. Good blood means cheerful, active men and women and strong hearty offspring. Hood's Sarsaparilla America's Greatest Medicine, contents self with few words, but it merits broken constitutions, because it purifies the blood, and prepares the body with systematic defense against disease. Tired, Headaches — "My disease was one familiar to all women — tired of the morning and had continuous headache." Three bottles of Hood's Sarsaparilla caused the headache and tired feeling disappear." Mrs. Josephine Rodier. N. Alfred Street, Alexandria, Va. Hood's Sarsaparilla Never Disappoints Through Haze of Defeat. Continued from First page. this section amounts to 20,000 pounds. The extra protection, I ceil is worth $200,000 to the growers. These are the products in which Southern California is most interested. The difference in protection amount to about $4,000,000. Let us include olives, dried apricots peaches, pears, wool and wine, and the benefits of the Dingley act run about $4,000,000. Add now the products of the other portions of California and the sum will surpass $10,000,000. In the passage of the Wilson bill every Democrat from California in Congress voted for it; every Republican against it. In the passage of the Dingley bill every Democrat in Congress voted against it; every Republican for it. These are some of the reasons why California went Republican by upward of 40,000 majority. The reason why McKinley was elected was that the common people were with him; those in California well as in the East. No President in the United States has ever been Mr. Root will make some recommendations for the improvement of coast defenses on the Atlantic, but this work will not be nearly so extensive as he proposes for the Pacific. The entire Atlantic coast is already equipped with a fairly efficient system of defense, while the Pacific has been neglected almost entirely. In this respect the administration leaders have gone over the matter in a most thorough manner, and they believe the time has arrived for erecting upon the Pacific elaborate defenses, especially in view of that coast's growing commercial importance, and also in the fact that if war ever comes again it most likely will be fought out in the Pacific. Secretary Root's plan has not been completed yet, but in his absence upon a trip to Cuba, the bureau chiefs are preparing details, and Mr. Root himself will return in time to put things into shape for Congress. Every port along the entire coast will be given fortifications with guns of the most modern pattern. It is understood that the plans for California's defenses are about finished. They contemplate great additions and improvements for San Francisco harbor, San Diego and probably a new and complete plan for San Pedro to cover Los Angeles. School Funds: County Superintendent of Schools Greeley has made the following partial apportionment of school moneys collected during October: Alamitos, $150; Aliso, $150; Anaheim, $1650; Bolsa, $300; Buena Park, $300; Centralia, $300; Chico, $150; Cypress, $150; Delhi, $150; Diamond, $150; El Modena, $300; El Toro, $150; Fairview, $150; Fountain Valley, $300; Fullerton, $600; Garden Grove, $600; Laguna, $150; La Habra, $150; Laurel, $150; Magnolia, $300; Mountain View, $300; Newhope, $150; Newport, $150; Newport Beach, $150; Ocean View, $450; Olinda, $150; Olive, $300; Orange, $1050; Orangethorpe, $300; Peralta, $150; Placentia, $300; San Juan, $450; San Joaquin, $150; Santa Ana, $3000; Silverado, $150; Trabuca, $150; Tustin, $600; Westminster, $300; Yorba, $300. Evidence Lacking. In 1879 the contractors' firm of Comstock & White was doing business at Fort Wallace. In the course of a quarrel Comstock killed White. White had a brother in New York, a lawyer who came out to visit the law upon his brother's slayer. Comstock was arrested and brought before Judge Joyce at Hays City. The prisoner walked into the courtroom (Judge Joyce's saloon) with two big six shooters belted to his hips. "Mister Comstock, ye are charged with wilful murder. Are ye guilty or not guilty?" asked the judge. "Gulty!" was the laconic response. This was entirely beyond Judge Joyce's calculations. He had no prece more than 2 per cent of the requests are granted, it may be understood how valuable the treasury department considers these privileges. The occurrence is rare, but is nevertheless legal for the master of the ship for which a pass calls to refuse to permit the holder to board his ship. All revenue cutter passes are issued by the collector of the port and must be countersigned by the surveyor. The revenue of every country on durable personal effects depends for its volume on the ability of the customs authorities to have them duly listed and taxed on arrival. In the event of a promiscuous granting of cutter passes it would be possible for a certain dishonest element that is to be found under every sun to meet incoming friends down the bay and surreptitiously bring ashore at the pier valuables purchased abroad. The treasury department trusts few, a fact that has increased Uncle Sam's revenue a great deal, as the majority of the boarding officers know. Recently the holder of a pass boarded a White Star liner and was approached by a passenger to whom he was a perfect stranger. The latter said: "I understand you are connected with so and so. I have a small package here that I would like to take ashore. There is nothing dutiful in it, but you understand how the government piles it on. I will meet you at the head of the gangway when I get my luggage released, and I will take the package from you." Not only did this pass holder not take the package, but the first thing he did upon landing was to point out the passenger to a member of the surveyor's staff, who very promptly demanded and received the package. It contained jewelry of all descriptions. That an unauthorized person may not get on board an incoming craft in advance of the customs officials the following is attached to every pass that is issued for the revenue cutter: "This permission is understood to be subject to the assent of the master of the steamship and of the health officer as guardian of the public health, and boarding is strictly forbidden until after the customs officers are in charge, according to the following extract from the passenger act, 1882: "Section 9. That it shall not be lawful for the master of any (such) steamship or other vessel not in distress after the arrival of the vessel within any collection district of the United States to allow any person or persons except a pilot, officer of the customs or health officer, agents of the vessel and consuls to come on board of the vessel or to leave the vessel until the vessel has been taken in charge by an officer of the customs nor after charge so taken without leave of such officer until all the passengers, with their baggage, have been duly landed from the vessel." When the revenue cutter pass system was originally introduced, nobody in the government employ seems to know. In old days it was the custom to meet relatives and friends back from an ocean trip on the pier heads. The revenue cutter pass is a simple piece of paper in itself, but is the study of many years and countless number of practical officials. The manner in which it is obtained, the demands made upon its holder, the restrictions as to its use and its composition in every way are more than 2 per cent of the requests are granted, it may be understood how valuable the treasury department considers these privileges. The occurrence is rare, but is nevertheless legal for the master of the ship for which a pass calls to refuse to permit the holder to board his ship. All revenue cutter passes are issued by the collector of the port and must be countersigned by the surveyor. The revenue of every country on durable personal effects depends for its volume on the ability of the customs authorities to have them duly listed and taxed on arrival. In the event of a promiscuous granting of cutter passes it would be possible for a certain dishonest element that is to be found under every sun to meet incoming friends down the bay and surreptitiously bring ashore at the pier valuables purchased abroad. The treasury department trusts few, a fact that has increased Uncle Sam's revenue a great deal, as the majority of the boarding officers know. Recently the holder of a pass boarded a White Star liner and was approached by a passenger to whom he was a perfect stranger. The latter said: "I understand you are connected with so and so. I have a small package here that I would like to take ashore. There is nothing dutiful in it, but you understand how the government piles it on. I will meet you at the head of the gangway when I get my luggage released, and I will take the package from you." Not only did this pass holder not take the package, but the first thing he did upon landing was to point out the passenger to a member of the surveyor's staff, who very promptly demanded and received the package. It contained jewelry of all descriptions. That an unauthorized person may not get on board an incoming craft in advance of the customs officials the following is attached to every pass that is issued for the revenue cutter: "This permission is understood to be subject to the assent of the master of the steamship and of the health officer as guardian of the public health, and boarding is strictly forbidden until after the customs officers are in charge, according to the following extract from the passenger act, 1882: "Section 9. That it shall not be lawful for the master of any (such) steamship or other vessel not in distress after the arrival of the vessel within any collection district of the United States to allow any person or persons except a pilot, officer of the customs or health officer, agents of the vessel and consuls to come on board of the vessel or to leave the vessel until the vessel has been taken in charge by an officer of the customs nor after charge so taken without leave of such officer until all the passengers, with their baggage, have been duly landed from the vessel." When the revenue cutter pass system was originally introduced, nobody in the government employ seems to know. In old days it was the custom to meet relatives and friends back from an ocean trip on the pier heads. The revenue cutter pass is a simple piece of paper in itself, but is the study of many years and countless number of practical officials. 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"Nothingbutthat"—beventuredagain. Well then,somebody else muhavegivenittoyou.Ididn'thavemoneyinmypurse." Yes，但if there is nothingthematterwithitwhydo你wantmeogivouyouanothernickel? "Nothingbutthat"—beventuredagain. Well then,somebody else muhavegivenittoyou.Ididn'thavemoneyinmypurse." Yes，但if there is nothingthematterwithitwhydo你wantmeogivouyouanothernickel? "Nothing但这不是特别重要。" Workings Up A Sickness The Story Of A Man Who Though He Had Appendicitis. "A nervous man recently called me," said a New Orleans physician "and asked," "In what part of this abduction was he caught?" WORKING UP A SICKNESS The Story Of A Man Who Though He Had Appendicitis. "A nervous man recently called me," said a New Orleans physician "and asked," "In what part of this abduction was he caught?" In the course of a quarrel Comstock killed White. White had a brother in New York, a lawyer, who came out to visit the law upon his brother's slayer. Comstock was arrested and brought before Judge Joyce at Hays City. The prisoner walked into the courtroom (Judge Joyce's saloon) with two big six shooters belted to his hips. "Misther Comstock, ye are charged with willful murder. Are ye guilty or not guilty?" asked the judge. "Guilty!" was the laconic response. This was entirely beyond Judge Joyce's calculations. He had no precedent for such a case and no power or inclination to visit out a penalty, and so, with great indignation, he shouted: "Ye are a fool for tellin it! Did any wan see ye do it?" "No," was the prisoner's response. "Thin Ol discharge ye fer want of evidence," declared his honor, and the eupon all the boys moved up to the bar and took "sunthin" with Mr. Comstock. But imagine the feelings of Mr. White of New York, who had come to avenge his brother's slaying!—Kansas City Journal. The Russian Peasant. It is asserted by those who have lived among them that the lowest types of modern European civilization are probably the Russians. While writers and travelers vary as to the future of Russia nearly all are agreed as to the utter degradation at present of the Russian peasant. He is always on the verge of starvation and is absolutely improvident, while his gross and complete ignorance is combined with the most extravagant superstition. Like all low natures, he is thoroughly distrustful of reform, and as a climax to his infirmities he is a confirmed drinker. Middle class in Russia there is practically none. The small shopkeepers combine exorbitant charges with shameful usury. Manufacturers and producers are nearly all foreigners, and the larger trade of the country is chiefly in German hands. Education may after the lapse of several generations remove the inherent dullness of this people, but it will be no easy matter to root out evils which are the growth of centuries of serfdom and distress.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. When the revenue cutter pass system was originally introduced, nobody in the government employ seems to know. In the old days it was the custom to meet relatives and friends back from an ocean trip on the pier heads. The revenue cutter pass is a simple piece of paper in itself, but is the study of many years and countless number of practical officials. The manner in which it is obtained, the demands made upon its holder, the restrictions as to its use and its composition in every way are the result of innumerable revisions of passes that have preceded it during the last 20 years, and it now omits nothing that will protect Uncle Sam, as it really should do. A few years ago it was possible for all sorts of idlers to gain admission to a pier while the passengers of a ship from foreign parts were landing. This had been the practice for some years, and the steamship gateman had the sole and exclusive right of deciding who should enter. It was supposed and frequently discovered in individual cases that dutiful goods were secretly passed to these friends who came down to welcome the homecomer. As a consequence the inability to get a revenue cutter pass did not make much material difference, the dock affording full scope for any desired work in a dishonest way. To protect the purposes of the cutter passes and to place a further barrier around illegal practices the treasury department recently made a new rule that admission to a pier during the docking of an incoming steamer could be obtained by card only. This admission ticket, like the revenue cutter passes, is not transferable and must bear the name of the holder, the signature of the steamship company and the endorsement of the collector of the port. The perfection of the cutter pass system as to transfer may be appreciated when it is stated that the beneficiary of the pass must affix his name to the pass on receiving it at the custom house and again when he boards the cutter at the Battery. This eliminates all chance of the pass being transferred. Transfers have been illegally made, but the holder, being unable to furnish the same signature as that supplied at the custom house, was compelled to leave the cutter, and the pass was taken up. "Yes, it is a $5 goldpiece, madam." You gave it to me." "You might have said so," she mured meekly as she fished out a reel nickel. "Well, you see, I ain't much of an orator, madam," he said and resumed his march down the aisle, reaching for nickels.—Chicago Inter Ocean. WORKING UP A SICKNESS The Story of a Man Who Thought He Had Appendicitis. "A nervous man recently called me," said a New Orleans physician "and asked, 'In what part of the abode men are the premonitory pains of appendicitis felt?' On the left side, actually here,' I replied, indicating a spittle above the point of the hip bone. "He went out, and next afternoon was summoned in hot haste to the Charles hotel. I found the plant writhing on his bed, his forehead beaten with sweat and his whole appearance indicating intense suffering. Have an attack of appendicitis," groaned, 'and I'm a dead man! I never survive an operation!' "Where do you feel the pain?" asked. "Oh, right here," he replied, puttling his finger on the spot I had located in the office. 'I feel as if somebody had knife in me there and was turning around.' "Well, then, it isn't appendicitis any rate," I said cheerfully, 'because that is the wrong side.' "The wrong side!" he exclaimed glaring at me indignantly. 'Why, yet told me yourself it was on the left.' "Then I must have been abstracted." I replied calmly. 'I should have said right.' I prescribed something that wouldn't hurt him and learned afterward that he ate his dinner in the dining room the same evening. Oh, yes he was no doubt in real pain when called," said the doctor in reply to question, "but you can make your finger ache merely by concentrating your attention on it for a few moments." New Orleans Times-Democrat. Great Luck of an Editor. "For two years all efforts to cure Bzema in the palms of my hands failed writes Editor H.N. Lester, of Syracuse Kan., 'then I was wholly cured by Bucklen's Arnica Salve.' It's this world's best for Eruptions. Sores are all Skin diseases. Only 25c. at Dyer." Our Finest War Trophy. Continued from First page. are determined not to see the name of the Reina Mercedes on the naval list. There are too many Spanish names there already." Everybody knows how carefully England has preserved her naval relics. The English now have anchored in the Thames an American warship, the President, bearing the figurehead of John Adams on the bow and captured from us in the war of 1812. They also had the Chesapeake, but she was broken up. We have many English naval relics, but no English ship entire. The history of Santiago—which is the history of the final extinction of Spanish domination in the New World—is closely interwoven with the Reina Mercedes. She was not one of the celebrated fleet under Cervera which came out from the Cape de Verde Islands to strike a last blow for Spanish honor, but she became one of Cervera's fleet in Santiago harbor, and performed work of no little importance in protecting the harbor from Admiral Sampson. A Skunk Farm. TACOMA, Wash., Nov. 9.—W. R. Forbes, a Scotchman, is trying to buy skunks enough to start a farm with. He has purchased a small island near the north end of Prince Edward Island, between Wrangel and Ketchewan, and will devote it exclusively to the rearing of fur animals, principally skunks and martens. He outlines his plan as follows: "I have only recently come down from my island home, and have been looking over the fur market here. I find that marten skins are worth $1.50 and $2, and skunks from 50 cents to 80 cents each, and with the facilities I possess for raising them on my island after say two years I will have a colony of animals that will insure me a handsome revenue. "I have already several martens on my place as a starter, and I now want skunks. I want the largest variety to be had and am willing to pay a good price for them. They are not difficult to raise, and are very easily trained. The waters around my island teem with fish of every kind, and as both martens and skunks are fond of fish, I can easily catch enough in summer to keep the animals all winter." At Bed Time I take a pleasant drink, the next morning I feel bright and my complexion is House Work Seems easy to a man, but there is a great deal of lifting and reaching to do; a great many trips up and down stairs to make in the course of day's house work. It's hard where a woman is well. For a woman suffering with some form of "female trouble" it is daily torment. There are thousands of such women struggling along day by day, in increasing misery. There are other thousands who have found a complete cure of their disease in the use of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription. It stops debilitating drains, cures irregularity, heals inflammation and ulceration, nourishes the nerves, and gives vitality and vigor. It makes weak women strong and sick women well. It contains no opium, cocaine nor other narcotic. "For a number of months I suffered with female trouble," writes Miss Agnes McGowne, of 1212 Bank St., Washington, D.C. "I tried various remedies, but none seemed to do me any permanent good. The doctors said it was the worst case of internal trouble they ever had. I decided to write to you for help. I received a very encouraging reply and commenced treatment at once. I had not used your 'Favorite Prescription' a week before I began to feel better, and, as I continued, my health gradually improved. It is improving every day." Dr. Pierce's Common Sense Medical Adviser is sent free on receipt of stamps to pay cost of mailing only. Send 21 one-cent stamps for a book in paper covers, or 31 stamps in cloth, to Dr. R. V. Pierce, Buffalo, N. Y. Marrying For Money. A decrepit old negress, with a deformed back and a few discolored fangs in the place of teeth, called one day upon a gentleman who had been her employer and announced, "Mistah, Ise gwine ter git merried." "Get married, auntie!" exclaimed the man. "Why I'm surprised! Isn't the change a little sudden?" "Yes, tol'able sudden, but bettah late than nebber." "Oh, well," answered the friend politely, "a lady is never too old to marry, I suppose—if she falls in love!" "But Ize not fallen in lub!" "Going to marry for money?" sarcastically. "Yes, sah dat am de solemn troof." MUCH OF AN ORATOR. Director to Whom a Woman Gave the Wrong Coin. Is all you've got, madam?" ask conductor on a North Side car as minized the coin in the semidark-the tunnel. It's the matter with it?" she ask much frigid tones that the consoaked confused. ing, but"— If there is nothing the matter why do you want me to give other nickel?" ing, but that"— be ventured then, somebody else must even it to you. I didn't have a my purse." but you did give it to me, madit's all right, but"— and got red in the face. The passengers were watching the ride, and one youth who was craned his neck and got a look at the coin. He grinned. My him grin. That broke what kind of her dignified and chilling life. She testily snatched the coin he bewildered conductor. As she seizing it into her open purse she, a look at the coin. The car running out of the tunnel, and it latter so that she could make out that is a"— but she was too confused to finish the sentence. It is a $5 goldpiece, madam. Give it to me." might have said so," she murreekly as she fished out a real thing, you see, I ain't much of an madam," he said and resumed each down the aisle, reaching for—Chicago Inter Ocean. KING UP A SICKNESS. Story of a Man Who Thought He Had Appendicitis. Cervous man recently called on old a New Orleans physician, kicked, 'In what part of the abo- At Bed Time I take a pleasant drink, the next morning I feel bright and my complexion is better. My doctor says it acts gently on the stomach, liver and kidneys, and is a pleasant laxative. It is made from herbs, and is prepared as easily as tea. It is called Lane's Medicine. All drugists sell it at 25 and 50 cents. Lane's Family Medicine moves the bowels each day. If you cannot get it send for a free sample. Address, Orator F. Woodward Le Roy, N.Y. Rural Mail Delivery. WASHINGTON, Nov. 10.—The appropriation for rural delivery service which the Postmaster-General will ask from Congress for the next fiscal year probably will be upward of $2,500,000, as it is proposed to extend the service to all parts of the country. The estimates to be submitted to Congress for the regular free delivery service it is understood will be $17,140,000, an increase of 8.8 per cent over the appropriation last year. To remove a troublesome corn or bunion: First soak the corn or bunion in warm water to soften it, then pare it down as closely as possible without drawing blood and apply Chamberlain's Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing vigorously for five minutes at each application. A corn plaster should be worn for a few days; to protect it from the shoe. As a general limiment for sprains, bruises, lameness and rheumatism, Pain Balm is unequaled. For sale by P.A.Derge, drugglist. The Same Effect. "It is very odd," remarked Mr. Hubub, "that in Africa there is a tribe which cannot wear clothes at all. Clothes make them sick. Isn't it strange, dear?" "Not at all," replied Mrs. Hubub. "The same thing happens in this country also." Oh, surely not! I never heard of such a thing in civilized countries." Well, Mr. Hubub, I can tell you that even in this great and glorious land the same phenomenon is by no means unknown. When I see Mrs. Poindexter coming out every month or so with a fine new outfit from head to foot, her clothes make me sick—make me slick, I say, Mr. Hubub—when I reflect that you are just able to buy me new clothes as Mr. Poindexter is to buy them for his wife and don't." And Mrs. Hubub dissolved in tears. Youthful Diplomacy. Mother (with conviction)—Johnny, you took those preserves from the pantry. Johnny (shrewdly)—Why, ma, you never saw me do anything of the kind. Mother—Perhaps I didn't see you, but you did it, and I want you to tell me after say two years I will have a colony of animals that will insure me a hand-some revenue. "I have already several martens on my place as a starter, and I now want skunks. I want the largest variety to be had and am willing to pay a good price for them. They are not difficult to raise, and are very easily trained. The waters around my island teem with fish of every kind, and as both martens and skunks are fond of fish, I can easily patch enough in summer to keep the animals all winter." At Bed Time I take a pleasant drink, the next morning I feel bright and my complexion is better. My doctor says it acts gently on the stomach, liver and kidneys, and is a pleasant laxative. It is made from herbs, and is prepared as easily as tea. It is called Lane's Medicine. All drugists sell it at 25 and 50 cents. Lane's Family Medicine moves the bowels each day. If you cannot get it send for a free sample. Address, Orator F. Woodward Le Roy, N.Y. Rural Mail Delivery. WASHINGTON, Nov. 10.—The appropriation for rural delivery service which the Postmaster-General will ask from Congress for the next fiscal year probably will be upward of $2,500,000, as it is proposed to extend the service to all parts of the country. The estimates to be submitted to Congress for the regular free delivery service it is understood will be $17,140,000, an increase of 8.8 per cent over the appropriation last year. To remove a troublesome corn or bunion: First soak the corn or bunion in warm water to soften it, then pare it down as closely as possible without drawing blood and apply Chamberlain's Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing vigorously for five minutes at each application. A corn plaster should be worn for a few days; to protect it from the shoe. 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Lane's Family Medicine moves the bowels each day. If you cannot get it send for a free sample. Address, Orator F. Woodward Le Roy, N.Y. Rural Mail Delivery. WASHINGTON, Nov. 10.—The appropriation for rural delivery service which the Postmaster-General will ask from Congress for the next fiscal year probably will be upward of $2,500,000, as it is proposed to extend the service to all parts of the country. The estimates to be submitted to Congress for the regular free delivery service it is understood will be $17,140,000, an increase of 8.8 per cent over the appropriation last year. To remove a troublesome corn or bunion: First soak the corn or bunion in warm water to soften it, then pare it down as closely as possible without drawing blood and apply Chamberlain's Pain Balm twice daily; rubbing vigorously for five minutes at each application. A corn plaster should be worn for a few days; to protect it from the shoe. 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Moreover, it must be rememder that the men slaughtered were really guiltless of the original masges in Ulster.-Theodore Roosevelt cribiner's. Politeness Wasted. Gulleless rustic who wished to be attached to one of our railways charged from the examination room informed the expectant relatives he had failed to pass the sight Why, you can't have!" exclaimed father, who was horrified at the night. "You're no more color blind than I am." Happen not, but they won't have answered the rustic bitterly. "It comes o' trying to be polite an inging, as you said I was to be, fey- But I can't see how being polite and make any difference," quavered father. It did, though," said the rustic. The old chap held something up an as: "This is green, isn't it? Come, isn't it green? quite pleading and, though I could see it worI couldn't find it in my 'art to tell he wor wrong for fear he might be offense. So I simply said, 'It is, honor,' an they bundled me out, more politeness for me. 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