anaheim-gazette 1895-10-24

VOICE OF THE PRESS. MR. Oxnard AND THE SUGAR FACTORY. From the Los Angeles Times. Mr. Oxnard claims that he is a warm friend of the industry, and points to the fact that he encouraged the farmers of Anaheim to grow beets as proof of that statement. This is funny. Why did Mr. Oxnard encourage the Anaheim farmers to grow beets? Because he needed the beets in his business. A butcher does not pretend to be a benevolent friend of the sheep when he encourages them to grow plump. The Times has shown by facts and figures, and the testimony of experts, that if the Chino beet sugar factory is not paying—which, in spite of the protestations of Mr. Oxnard, we must still consider an open question—it is because Mr. Oxnard has very little experience in the manufacture of beet sugar, because the machinery was defective, because extravagant amounts have been paid out for repairs, and because there has been gross wastefulness in the process of manufacturing. We say the financial success or nonsuccess of the Chino beet sugar factory is still an open question because the Times is informed on good authority that the factory manufactured sugar last season at a cost of 2.68 cents per pound, selling the same at 4.5 cents per pound, which represents the respectable profit of $273,000, in addition to which must be reckoned 50,000 tons of beet pulp, worth 41 a ton, and a large quantity of molasses, worth probably as much more. By using crude petroleum fuel it is expected that the cost of sugar for the present season will be reduced to 2.5 cents per pound. These statements Mr. Oxnard has not attempted to deny, neither has he succeeded in disproving the assertion of the Times that his attacks on those who are endeavoring to extend an important industry are actuated by narrow, selfish and personal motives, his enterprise being closely affiliated with the sugar trust, which would be the loser were a number of independent factories in successful operation here. In short, the Times has shown, to the satisfaction of fair-minded men, that the profitable manufacture of beet sugar without a bounty in sections of Southern California that are especially adapted to beet culture is not only possible, but, under honest and capable management, is a certain and rapid route to wealth for the manufacturer and the farmers alike. PROGRESS OF THE SUGAR CAMPAIGN AT CHINO. From the Champion, Oct. 18. The average daily delivery of beets from the Chino fields for the past week has been 742 tons. The total harvest in Chino and vicinity for the season up to last night was 41,737 tons. It is estimated that in the neighborhood of 20,000 tons still remain in the fields here. Payments are being made here this week for beets delivered during September. The month's delivery was 15.,250 tons, for which were paid $62,144 32. The light rain of Monday morning did no particular harm, but the usual conditions. DINING WITH THE PRINCE. The Hospitality of Albert Edward at Marlborough House. The Prince of Wales gives in the course of the season certain special dinners at Marlborough House, which in many essential respects differ from those which he attends at other people's houses. The guests do not number more than 45 people, including the ladies and gentlemen in attendance upon the prince and princess. When members of the royal family arrive at Marlborough House, at the outer gate, the fact is at once signaled from the lodge, so that the Prince and Princess of Wales are never taken by surprise, but are in readiness to receive them. The dining room in which the banquet is served is a magnificently decorated apartment, with a ceiling of white and gold. On the wall on the left hand side is a great square of red plush to set off the presentations of plate which have been made to their royal highnesses during the recent years. The Prince of Wales, as a host, sits not at the end, but in the middle seat, at the side of a large and long table. Table decorations are of a massive, ornate and rather heavy character. A very high centerpiece is filled with flowers, and more blossoms are placed in tall vases resembling specimen glasses. Probably Marlborough House is the only place in London in which the knives and forks are laid so curiously. To each guest two forks and no more are provided, and these are placed prongs downward, reversing the usual method. In addition there is one large tablespoon and one large knife. In no circumstance are two knives permitted upon the table simultaneously, and for this rule a very strange reason is assigned. His royal highness is very superstitious, and on no account will he incur the risk of having knives crossed inadvertently. The wineglasses are placed, by the bye, in a line as straight as a company of soldiers, and the services are simply folded in two. Small water bottles are used, but apparently finger bowls are tabooed in Marlborough House. Dinner begins at 8:45 p.m. and lasts for one hour and ten minutes. Rapid service is insisted upon. Yet four or five waiters only are allowed to enter the dining room, which is, however, some distance from the kitchen. Celerity and dispatch are obtained by the employment of a small army of assistants stationed behind the scenes. For dessert royal blue seves is used, and when the time has come for coffee and cigars the custom is once during the year, and only once—the night of the Derby dinner—to hand to each guest a silver lighter of unique design. No MODERN CINDERELLE THE FAIRY COMES TO HER JUDGE THE NICK OF TIME FOR THE CYCLE PARADE. Cinderella was sad indeed. She cursed down her cheeks as note by my picked out her piano lesson. She stiffened now and then vainly tried to throw the lesson only, and not of the greatest pointment. She was young, with a coat as fair to look on as any one ever Her form was more symmetrical than other in the land. Her voice was as bird's, and her words were wise. Yea was sad. She had two sisters—mean, hateful who, though exceedingly comely to upon, were selfish and little inclined to Cinderella a taste of the pleasures to they were accustomed. They cast scorison on poor Cinderella when she if she, too might go to the grand opening the new cycle path from Solomon's mines to Damascus, which were to attend. "The idea, you!" said they, giving unhandsome bloomers a twitch. Would your wart? What would you run? Poor Cinderella burst into tears too rude. She had neither wheel or coming costume. But the tears did not the sisters' marble hearts. They had smiled and gone. Scarcely had the echo of the door alight died away when "Ting, aling, aling," rang the little electric door bell, and ment later a man came into the room card on the silver plate. Cinderella brushed a tear from her eye and read: MISS NEW FAIRY. A minute later Miss New Fairy was in. Miss Fairy was different from that Cinderella had ever known, yet not different in describable way. "Cinderella," said the visitor, in sweetly baritone," Cinderella, you ask You need not tell me why, for I know dropped a penny in my tin cup the other when I mutely begged behind a wheeled hand organ. I am a fairy—au up one—and as I know your wish—Change! The footstool and a china vase be bicycle, the song that Trilby sang wheeling shoes, and leggings lay where rugs had been. "Ahi!" exclaimed the fairy. "I nosé got one article. But no matter; there extra pair that I brought in case of aid Now go to the parade." Joyfully Cinderella sprang away, after a few short minutes had elapsed while came back with her hateful old spindle carded and arrayed in lovely style—that outdid her sisters for splendor—wheel that outshown theirs and a gravel none could equal. With a merry laugh sprang lightly into the saddle, for a ridden her sisters' wheels on the q-away she spun up the asphalt pavement new cycle path. A warning came floating after whispered in PROGRESS OF THE SUGAR CAMPAIGN AT CHINO. From the Champion, Oct. 18. The average daily delivery of beets from the Chino fields for the past week has been 742 tons. The total harvest in Chino and vicinity for the season up to last night was 41,737 tons. It is estimated that in the neighborhood of 20,000 tons still remain in the fields here. Payments are being made here this week for beets delivered during September. The month's delivery was 15,-250 tons, for which were paid $62,144.32. The light rain of Monday morning did no particular harm, but the threatening condition of the weather for several days is arousing some apprehension that we may have rain before the entire crop is harvested. The influence of a heavy rain or continued damp weather on the beets is quickly seen in a decreased sugar percentage. So far the weather has been quite ideal for beets. On Tuesday the day shift at the factory, under foreman Sieland, made the record of the season, slicing 440 tons in 12 hours. DISINTERESTED ADVICE TO THE E.K.G. OF COMPETITION. From the Enterprise. If the effervescent gentlemen who are acquiring the habit of discharging firearms on the public streets of this town would stand in front of their weapons and fire a shot or two it would endear them to the community as nothing else possibly could. The funeral notice would be cheerfully published in this paper free of all cost. ORANGE MUST BE GETTING A WIGGLE ON. From the News. It will be seen by the report of the city trustees in another column that a movement is on foot to provide for a city water system. The fire and water committee, to whom the matter of gathering data as to cost and probable revenue, gave a very favorable report at the meeting Monday evening, and the citizens of Orange may expect that no more time than is absolutely necessary will pass before the matter of voting on bonds to provide money for the work will be submitted to them. It is estimated that $10,000 will cover the cost of a water system amply for all the needs of the city, including fire protection. Electric lighting may become a part of the scheme. A PRETTY EXILE FROM GUATEMALA. A MORGANATIC ATTACHMENT THAT MADE TROUBLE IN THE HOME OF PRESIDENT BARRIOS. The most interesting arrival on the City of Sydney, which came into port at San Francisco the other day, was a pretty Spanish woman, twenty years of age, who was not, for some good reason, registered under her true name on the steamer list. The woman is Senora Campos of Guatemala, and in the capital of that southern republic she had the reputation of being a beauty and a bella. The passengers on the Sydney were all rolling under their tongue sweet morsels of gossip about the Spanish woman with wonderful eyes. On the arrival of the San Blas the stories about the sweet-faced Senora and her beautiful baby were confirmed, until now there is not a single Spanish American in the city who has not heard the story or who does not know the history of the lady from Guatemala. Senora Campos is but twenty years old. Two years ago she was married in Guatemala, where she was born and bred, but now she is a widow. Her husband died in Salvador over a year ago. The Guatemalan planters say that he killed himself for grief because his young wife cared more for another than best culture is not only possible, but, under honest and capable management, is a certain and rapid route to wealth for the manufacturer and the farmers alike. PROGRESS OF THE SUGAR CAMPAIGN AT CHINO. From the Champion, Oct. 18. The average daily delivery of beets from the Chino fields for the past week has been 742 tons. The total harvest in Chino and vicinity for the season up to last night was 41,737 tons. It is estimated that in the neighborhood of 20,000 tons still remain in the fields here. Payments are being made here this week for beets delivered during September. The month's delivery was 15,-250 tons, for which were paid $62,144.32. The light rain of Monday morning did no particular harm, but the threatening condition of the weather for several days is arousing some apprehension that we may have rain before the entire crop is harvested. The influence of a heavy rain or continued damp weather on the beets is quickly seen in a decreased sugar percentage. So far the weather has been quite ideal for beets. On Tuesday the day shift at the factory, under foreman Sieland, made the record of the season, slicing 440 tons in 12 hours. DISINTERESTED ADVICE TO THE E.K.G. OF COMPETITION. From the Enterprise. If the effervescent gentlemen who are acquiring the habit of discharging firearms on the public streets of this town would stand in front of their weapons and fire a shot or two it would endear them to the community as nothing else possibly could. The funeral notice would be cheerfully published in this paper free of all cost. ORANGE MUST BE GETTING A WIGGLE ON. From the News. It will be seen by the report of the city trustees in another column that a movement is on foot to provide for a city water system. The fire and water committee, to whom the matter of gathering data as to cost and probable revenue, gave a very favorable report at the meeting Monday evening, and the citizens of Orange may expect that no more time than is absolutely necessary will pass before the matter of voting on bonds to provide money for the work will be submitted to them. It is estimated that $10,000 will cover the cost of a water system amply for all the needs of the city, including fire protection. Electric lighting may become a part of the scheme. A PRETTY EXILE FROM GUATEMALA. A MORGANATIC ATTACHMENT THAT MADE TROUBLE IN THE HOME OF PRESIDENT BARRIOS. The most interesting arrival on the City of Sydney, which came into port at San Francisco the other day, was a pretty Spanish woman, twenty years of age, who was not, for some good reason, registered under her true name on the steamer list. The woman is Senora Campos of Guatemala, and in the capital of that southern republic she had the reputation of being a beauty and a bella. The passengers on the Sydney were all rolling under their tongue sweet morsels of gossip about the Spanish woman with wonderful eyes. On the arrival of the San Blas the stories about the sweet-faced Senora and her beautiful baby were confirmed, until now there is not a single Spanish American in the city who has not heard the story or who does not know the history of the lady from Guatemala. Senora Campos is but twenty years old. Two years ago she was married in Guatemala, where she was born and bred, but now she is a widow. Her husband died in Salvador over a year ago. The Guatemalan planters say that he killed himself for grief because his young wife cared more for another than best culture is not only possible, but, under honest and capable management, is a certain and rapid route to wealth for the manufacturer and the farmers alike. PROGRESS OF THE SUGAR CAMPAIGN AT CHINO. From the Champion, Oct. 18. The average daily delivery of beets from the Chino fields for this week has been 742 tons. The total harvest in Chino and vicinity for this week up to last night was 41,737 tons. It is estimated that in the neighborhood of 20,000 tons still remain in the fields here. Payments are being made here this week for beets delivered during September. The month's delivery was 15,-250 tons, for which were paid $62,144.32. The light rain of Monday morning did no particular harm, but the threatening condition of the weather for several days is arousing some apprehension that we may have rain before the entire crop is harvested. The influence of a heavy rain or continued damp weather on the beets is quickly seen in a decreased sugar percentage. So far the weather has been quite ideal for beets. On Tuesday the day shift at the factory, under foreman Sieland, made the record of the season, slicing 440 tons in 12 hours. DISINTERESTED ADVICE TO THE E.K.G. OF COMPETITION. From the Enterprise. If the effervescent gentlemen who are acquiring the habit of discharging firearms on the public streets of this town would stand in front of their weapons and fire a shot or two it would endear them to the community as nothing else possibly could. The funeral notice would be cheerfully published in this paper free of all cost. ORANGE MUST BE GETTING A WIGGLE ON. From the News. It will be seen by the report of the city trustees in another column that a movement is on foot to provide for a city water system. The fire and water committee, to whom the matter of gathering data as to cost and probable revenue, gave a very favorable report at the meeting Monday evening, and the citizens of Orange may expect that no more time than is absolutely necessary will pass before the matter of voting on bonds to provide money for the work will be submitted to them. It is estimated that $10,000 will cover the cost of a water system amply for all the needs of the city, including fire protection. Electric lighting may become a part of the scheme. A PRETTY EXILE FROM GUATEMALA. A MORGANATIC ATTACHMENT THAT MADE TROUBLE IN THE HOME OF PRESIDENT BARRIOS. 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The passengers on the Sydney were all rolling under their tongue sweet morsels of gossip about the Spanish woman with wonderful eyes. On the arrival of the San Blas the stories about the sweet-faced Senora and her beautiful baby were confirmed, until now there is not a single Spanish American in the city who has not heard the story or who does not know the history of the lady from Guatemala. Senora Campos is but twenty years old. Two years ago she was married in Guatemala, where she was born and bred, but now she is a widow. Her husband died in Salvador over a year ago. The Guatemalan planters say that he killed himself for grief because his young wife cared more for another than for him. The widow refuses to say how he met his death. It was the old story of David and Uriah. President Barrios saw and admired the beautiful young wife. The husband was sent to Salvador on a mission, and the rest is common fame. When Mme. Barrios heard of her husband's open devotion to his new love she left the capital in high dudgeon. She is a proud woman, is Mme. Barrios, beautiful and blond, as all the world knows. She refused to condone her husband's reckless abandonment to his latest flame, and retired to the highlands to allow him to recover. But his infatuation did not abate. From a distance the President, who likes to keep up the official dignity of his household, tried to negotiate a partial peace. But though Barrios is a soldier and conqueror where women are concerned, he found one woman whom he could not rule. Mms. Barrios was cool, calm, and firm—very firm. No appeals to the conventionalities and no threats could move her. She absolutely refused all overtures to return to her husband's side until he had given up the woman whose husband had killed himself for grief and shame. Each time Mme. Barrios gave this answer her husband returned to his imamorata. But at last the strength of public opinion, some openly expressed disapprobation on the part of the wives of leading officials, and the absolute need of having a head for his home and official hospitality, induced the President to send Senora Campos away. Then Mme. Barrios returned, and an outward reconciliation was patched up. Reasons of state must have been the sole cause for Senora seeming desertion. It could not possibly have been that he was tired of his new love, for the youthful Senora Campos is not the sort of woman men get tired of. But the irie of Mme. Barrios and the desperate act of Senor Campos gave the story a romantic tinge that the ordinary morganatic love affairs of Guatemalan gentlemen do not have. It made the woman the talk of the capital, and her great triumph resulted in her downfall. Positively; yes, easily. You save about one quarter by trading with the Red Rice Furniture Co., 351-353 North Main St., Los Angeles. And we pay the freight. Yes, deliver free in Anaheim. The chairman began the examination. "Mr. ——, what is the shape of the earth?" "It is round, sir," the candidate answered. "How do you know?" "Because I have sailed around it three times." "That will do, sir." He received his "certificate" as a teacher without another question being asked. — Youth's Companion. All the World's a Stage. The idea embalmed in this line appears to have been widely used in Shakespeare's time, not the least curious instance being its employment by Sir George Moore in the house of commons, Jan. 21, 1605-6, he describing the gunpowder plot as a "conspiracy like whereof never came upon the stage of the world." Commons Journal, volume 1, page 257. — Notes and Queries. Some folks would never have any gold if they had to dig for it and never any sunshine if they had to crawl out of the shade to find it. — Atlanta Constitution. A man's—or woman's—height should be six times the length of the foot, but there are occasional exceptions. THIS CHINAMAN KNEW ENGLISH. A Genius For Expression Equal to His Scientific Equipment. At the business ports of China it is customary for the Europeans to issue what is called an "express"—i.e., a special bill printed and delivered quickly by hand, announcing the arrival of any special goods, etc., as a means of advertisement. Our friend John Chinaman at Canton, not to be outdone in this style, issued the following epistle as an "express" last month, and which is highly amusing: FOR SALE. Best Peppermint Oil Made From Its Really Leafs. Can Be Curable For the Sicknesses of Male, Female or Boy. Dizzy.—Use to put or wipe few drops on the forehead, both sides under eyebrows, noseholes and both sides the back of ears. Fever.—Wipe on the forehead and noseholes. Fit.—Wipe most to the noseholes, and drink few drops mixed with tea. Giddy.—Wipe both sides of forehead and noseholes. Gout or Goutswollen.—Wipe both sides of forehead, noseholes and much to the breast. Headache.—Wipe on the forehead and noseholes. Believe us. CHOX THOOHO SUOX. Tai-pin Gate, Outside Brass Smith Road, Canton. He was picking a bit of lint from his sleeve when the guard stuck his head door and shouted: "Slimspity-unmat!" A moment later the car gates slid back and the guard shouted: "Step lively, lady. Can't wait all a wrinkled, decrepit old woman into the car and sat down beside Cinderella Presently she leaned toward Cinderella looked beseeching. "What can I do for you?" asked derella. "Return my bloomers." Cinderella knew then to whom she talked, and burst into tears. The greatest tour divined the situation instantly, strapping the satchel, he yelled: "I've got 'em!" The other passengers thought so, to Cinderella brushed the tears from her and the fairy smiled. The great amateur did not go West. Derella has the finest bicycle in Amber. The fairy is a frequent visitor at their home and is always warmly welcomed, while she appears as a beggar or a bloomer for the two sisters, they have lived quite ever since. Escape That Penalty. The proceedings of the summer session at Harvard afford a certain amount amusement even to the professors instructors. It is said that the seers have attracted some very independent as well as gifted young women from distance. Lately one of the instructors informed his class, chiefly composers women, that a daily theme would required to give facility in competition. This seemed to surprise one of young ladies, who went to the instructor after the session was over, in the presence of others, and said archily coquettishly. "And what will you do if we do not prepare any them? We do not," the professor answered gravely, "employ any form of corps punishment." — Boston Transcript. Result of Politeness. Visitor (to attendant friar in this factory of a convent)—Are we allowed to smoke here? Friar—No, sir. Visitor—Then where do all these stumps of cigars come from that lying about? Friar—From those gentlemen didn't ask. —Tagliche Rundschau. When the common earthworm is in two to the tail, there grows a hair and to the head there grows a tail, two animals are formed. As the woody heals a small white button is formed which afterward develops into rings—a perfect extremity. MODERN CINDERELLA FAIRY COMES TO HER JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME FOR THE BICYCLE PARADE. Cinderella was sad indeed. The tears shed down her cheeks as note by note she cried out her piano lesson. She stifled sobs and then vainly tried to think of lesson only, and not of the great disappointment. She was young, with a complex fair to look on as any one ever saw. Form was more symmetrical than any in the land. Her voice was as a wild sigh, and her words were wise. Yet she said. She had two sisters—mean, hateful things, though exceedingly comely to gaze, were selfish and little inclined to give Cinderella a taste of the pleasures to which she were accustomed. They cast scorn and anger on Poor Cinderella when she asked too, might go to the grand parade being the new cycle path from Kingmon's mines to Damascus, which they to attend. The idea, you!" said they, giving their hands bloomers a twitch. "What did your wear? What would you ride?" Poor Cinderella burst into tears. It was frivolous. She had neither wheel nor beating costume. But the tears did not melt marble hearts. They had merely dried and gone. Cinderella hastily shed a tear from eye and read: MISS NEW FAIRY. Minute later Miss New Fairy was shown Miss Fairy was different from anybody Cinderella had ever known, yet she was different in a describable way. Cinderella, said the visitor, in a voice totally baritone, "Cinderella, you are sad. Need not tell me why, for I know. You peped a penny in my tin cup the other day, I mutely begged behind a wheezy lap organ. I am a fairy—up to date—and as I know your wish—Prestolange." The footstool and a china vase became a creature, the song that Trilby sang became melting shoes, and leggings lay where two had been. Ah!" exclaimed the fairy. "I nearly forgot one article. But no matter; there is an a pair that I brought in case of accident. Go to the parade." Fully Cinderella sprang away, and only few short minutes had elapsed when she back with her hateful old spirits disheveled and arrayed in lovely style—a style outdid her sisters for splendor—with a glitter that outshown theirs and a grace that could equal. With a merry laugh she lightly into the saddle, for she had her sisters' wheels on the q.t., and she spun up the asphalt pavement to take the new cycle path. A warning voice floating after and whispered in her ear: He Could Land His Prey From Waters Other Men Fished Blank. Charles Grant had a great and well deserved reputation for finding a fish in water which other men had fished blank. This was partly because, from long familiarity with the river, he knew all the likeliest casts, partly because he was sure to have at the end of his casting line just the proper fly for the size of water and condition of weather, and partly because of his quiet, neat handed manner of dropping his line on the water. There is a story still current on Speyside illustrative of this gift of Charlie in finding a fish where people who rather fancied themselves had failed—a story which Jamie Shanks to this day does not care to hear. Mr. Russel of The Scotsman had done his very best from the quick run at the top of the pool of Dalbreck, down to the almost dead still water at the bottom of that fine stretch, and had found no luck. Jamie Shanks, who was with Mr. Russel as his fisherman, had gone over it to no purpose with a fresh fly. They were grumpily discussing whether they should give Dalbreck another turn, or go on to Pool-o-Brock, the next pool down stream, when Charles Grant made his appearance and asked the waterside question, "What luck?" "No luck at all," Charlie's answer was Russel's answer. "Deevil a rise!" was Shanks' sourer reply. In his demure, purring way Charles Grant, who, in his manner, was a duplicate of the late Lord Granville, remarked, "There ought to be a fish come out of that pool." "Tak" him out, then! exclaimed Shanks gruffly. "Well, I'll try," quoth the soft spoken Charlie, and just at that spot, about 40 yards from the head of the pool, where the current slackens and the fish lie awhile before breasting the upper rapid, he hooked a fish. Then it was that Russell, in the genial manner which made provosts swear, remarked, "Shanks, I advise you to take half a year at Mr. Grant's school." "Fat for?" inquired Shanks sullenly. "To learn to fish," replied the master of sarcasm of the delicate Scottish variety.—Nineteenth Century. THREE FOR A NICKEL. A Shrewd Ohio Postmaster Causes a Rush For Postage Stamps. The business world of the village of Johnstown, in Ohio, had succumbed to the heat and had lain down for the summer siesta. Plainly things needed a stirring up, and it was Postmaster and Editor W. A. Ashbrooke who did it. His humble instruments were merely a piece of white pasteboard and some black paint—the latter however mixed with SUMMONS. In the Justice's Court of Anaiheim Township, County of State of California, Alex Henry, Plaintiff, vs. Al Thacker and Frank Thacker, partners under the firm name of Thacker Bros., Defendants. The People of the State of California send greeting to Al Thacker and Frank Thacker, defendants. You are hereby required to appear in an action brought against you for ($75) seventy-five dollars, alleged to be due plaintiff for 100 acres of orange gold and delivered to defendants, at the City of Anaheim, Anaheim Township, Orange County, California, June 15th, 1895; for interest therefrom June 30th, 1895,and costs of suit, as more fully appears by the Complaint on file herein and copy thereof herewith, to which you are referred. And you are hereby notified that if you fail to so appear and answer said Complaint, as above required, said plaintiff will take judgment against you for said sum of seventy-five dollars with interest thereon from June 30th, 1895,together with costs. To the Sheriff or any Constable of any county in this State, greeting: Make legal service and due return hereof. Given under my hand this 19th day of September, 1895, Justice of the Peace of said Township. H.W. Chynoweth, Attorney for Plaintiff. sept26-2m Storage Warehouse Having let the contract for the erection of a large Storage Warehouse at Brookhurst Station, on the S.P., to be completed by the first of September, 1995; I take this means of notifying the farmers and public generally that I shall be ready to make Liberal Advances on Grain for Storage after that date. For further particulars address A.H.CARGILL, Aug8tf P.O.Anaheim; or Brookhurst. NOTICE FOR PUBLICATION OF TIME FOR PROVING WILL, ETC. In the Superior Court, State of California, County of Orange. In the matter of the Estate of Hans P.Schilling, deceased. Notice is hereby given that Friday,the 1st day of November,1895,a10 o'clocka.m.of sald day,a到 Courtroom of this Court,i in the city of Santa Ana,county of Orange.State of California,has been appointed as time and place for hearing the application of Gustav Hansen,praying that a document now on file in this Court,purporting to be the last Will and Testament of the said deceased,b admitted to probate,that letters Testamentary is issued thereon to Gustav Hansen,a at time and place all persons interested therein may appear and contest the same. Dated October 4th,1895, D.T.BROCK County Clerk. H.W.Chynoweth,Attorney for Petitioner.oct10-st A LITTLE CHILD. Bright,golden curls and innocent white brow, And lips like red rose petals blown apart, And laughing eyes of blue! I pray you now, Come yet a little closer to my heart! SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY (Pacific System.) OCT.4，1895, 8:13 A.M.(DAILY) LOCAL PACIFIC COMPANY for Buena Park,Norway Florence,Whittier,Los Angeles,and connects at Los Angeles for Orlando Riverside,San Bernardino Long Beach,San Pedro,Santa Monica Los Angeles. 9:52 A.M.(DAILY) LOCAL PACIFIC COMPANY for Mirafores Ana. 12:27 P.M.(DAILY EXCEPT SUMMIT) Passenger train for Buena Parkwalk,Downey,Florence at Florence for San Pedro stations. Connects at Florence for Long Beach; at Clement JunctionMonica and Port Los Angeles; at IberiaRiverside and Redlands.Also will leans Express for the East,v Demandand New Orleans.Also with Sundemand New Orleans.Also with "Sunset Extrasand New Francisco,Sacramento,andSecond Class for the East via Ogden. 2:57 P.M.(DAILY EXCEPT SUMMIT) Passenger train for Mirafores Ana and waist stationo Pacific Coast Ship CompanyGoodall,Perkins & Co.,General San Francisco.Northern RoutesEmbrace lines for Portland Or.,Victoriaand Puget Sound and Alaska anoints. SOUTHERN ROUTES.Time Table for.LakeAVE SAN FRANCISCO A shrewd Ohio Postmaster Causes a Rush For Postage Stamps. The business world of the village of Johnstown, in Ohio, had succumbed to the heat and had lain down for the summer siesta. Plainly things needed a stirring up, and it was Postmaster and Editor W. A. Ashbrooke who did it. His humble instruments were merely a piece of white pasteboard and some black paint, the latter, however, mixed with a shrewd quality of brains. When his preparation was finished, a large placard challenged the notice of all passersby with the startling legend, "Postage stamps, three for 5 cents." The first response to this alluring statement was from a drummer. He accosted the postmaster, "Do you mean to say that you actually sell three postage stamps for a nickel?" The postmaster replied that this was undoubtedly the case. "Well," said the drummer, "I never saw a reduction in stamps before. I will take $2 worth. I don't need 'em, but it's the best bargain in stamps I ever heard of." He waited with a gratified smile while Mr. Ashbrooke put his $2 bill in the drawer and counted out the stamps. By this time his expression of complacency had given place to one of chagrin, and as he pocketed the stamps he remarked, "Well, that's one on me." Presently a winsome girl came tripping up with a letter to her sweetheart. When she read the placard, her eyes sparkled with pleasure to think that the stream of coin she was steadily pouring into Uncle Sam's coffees was to be even slightly diminished. She laid down a nickel with a confident air and said, "Give me three stamps." The obliging collector of government revenues pushed her out two twos and a one. Then perhaps he didn't pay for his little joke. Feminine soorn held the floor in that office for the next five minutes. Then, with the somewhat feeble peroration, "Will Ashbrooke, you think you're smart, don't you?" the offended maiden flounced out of the office—Pittsburg Paper. Rough on the Paron. MoBride told a party of his friend this story: "You know, boys, little people have sharp ears, and they are not at all backward about telling any little scraps of information they pick up. This peculiarity has led a good many parents to resort to spelling words when their young children are present. Of course that sort of thing is of no avail after the youngsters learn to spell. Well, Mrs. McBride and I are in the spelling stage now, and little Freddie is often very much mystified by our remarks to each other. Last night we had our new minister to dinner, and Freddy watched the good man helping himself very liberally to biscuits. He thought it a good opportunity to put into use the family verbal cipher, feeling perfectly certain that the minister would find it unintelligible, so he called out, 'Mamma!' "What is it, Freddy?" "Mamma, isn't the m-i-n-i-s-t-e-r-a p-i-g?' spelled out Freddy triumphantly—New York Telegram. Shoplifting Extraordinary. Judge—What's the charge against this Sharkwild sullenly. "To learn to fish," replied the master of sarcasm of the delicate Scottish variety.—Nineteenth Century. THREE FOR A NICKEL. A Shrewd Ohio Postmaster Causes a Rush For Postage Stamps. The business world of the village of Johnstown, in Ohio, had succumbed to the heat and had lain down for the summer siesta. Plainly things needed a stirring up, and it was Postmaster and Editor W. A. Ashbrooke who did it. His humble instruments were merely a piece of white pasteboard and some black paint, the latter, however, mixed with a shrewd quality of brains. When his preparation was finished, a large placard challenged the notice of all passersby with the startling legend, "Postage stamps, three for 5 cents." The first response to this alluring statement was from a drummer. He accosted the postmaster, "Do you mean to say that you actually sell three postage stamps for a nickel?" The postmaster replied that this was undoubtedly the case. "Well," said the drummer, "I never saw a reduction in stamps before. I will take $2 worth. I don't need 'em, but it's the best bargain in stamps I ever heard of." He waited with a gratified smile while Mr. Ashbrooke put his $2 bill in the drawer and counted out the stamps. By this time his expression of complacency had given place to one of chagrin, and as he pocketed the stamps he remarked, "Well, that's one on me." Presently a winsome girl came tripping up with a letter to her sweetheart. When she read the placard, her eyes sparkled with pleasure to think that the stream of coin she was steadily pouring into Uncle Sam's coffees was to be even slightly diminished. She laid down a nickel with a confident air and said, "Give me three stamps." The obliging collector of government revenues pushed her out two twos and a one. Then perhaps he didn't pay for his little joke. Feminine soorn held the floor in that office for the next five minutes. Then, with the somewhat feeble peroration, "Will Ashbrooke, you think you're smart, don't you?" the offended maiden flounced out of the office—Pittsburg Paper. Rough on the Paron. MoBride told a party of his friend this story: "You know, boys, little people have sharp ears, and they are not at all backward about telling any little scraps of information they pick up. This peculiarity has led a good many parents to resort to spelling words when their young children are present. Of course that sort of thing is of no avail after the youngsters learn to spell. Well, Mrs. McBride and I are in the spelling stage now, and little Freddie is often very much mystified by our remarks to each other. Last night we had our new minister to dinner, and Freddy watched the good man helping himself very liberally to biscuits. He thought it a good opportunity to put into use the family verbal cipher, feeling perfectly certain that the minister would find it unintelligible, so he called out, 'Mamma!' "What is it, Freddy?" "Mamma, isn't the m-i-n-i-s-t-e-r-a p-i-g?' spelled out Freddy triumphantly—New York Telegram. Shoplifting Extraordinary. Judge—What's the charge against this Sharkwild sullenly. "To learn to fish," replied the master of sarcasm of the delicate Scottish variety.—Nineteenth Century. THREE FOR A NICKEL. A Shrewd Ohio Postmaster Causes a Rush For Postage Stamps. The business world of the village of Johnstown, in Ohio, had succumbed to the heat and had lain down for the summer siesta. Plainly things needed a stirring up, and it was Postmaster and Editor W. A. Ashbrooke who did it. His humble instruments were merely a piece of white pasteboard and some black paint, the latter, however, mixed with a shrewd quality of brains. When his preparation was finished, a large placard challenged the notice of all passersby with the startling legend, "Postage stamps, three for 5 cents." The first response to this alluring statement was from a drummer. He accosted the postmaster, "Do you mean to say that you actually sell three postage stamps for a nickel?" The postmaster replied that this was undoubtedly the case. "Well," said the drummer, "I never saw a reduction in stamps before. I will take $2 worth. I don't need 'em, but it's the best bargain in stamps I ever heard of." He waited with a gratified smile while Mr. Ashbrooke put his $2 bill in the drawer and counted out the stamps. By this time his expression of complacency had given place to one of chagrin, and as he pocketed the stamps he remarked, "Well, that's one on me." Presently a winsome girl came tripping up with a letter to her sweetheart. When she read the placard, her eyes sparkled with pleasure to think that the stream of coin she was steadily pouring into Uncle Sam's coffees was to be even slightly diminished. She laid down a nickel with a confident air and said, "Give me three stamps." The obliging collector of government revenues pushed her out two twos and a one. Then perhaps he didn't pay for his little joke. Feminine soorn held the floor in that office for the next five minutes. Then, with the somewhat feeble peroration, "Will Ashbrooke, you think you're smart, don't you?" the offended maiden flounced out of the office—Pittsburg Paper. Rough on the Paron. MoBride told a party of his friend this story: "You know, boys, little people have sharp ears, and they are not at all backward about telling any little scraps of information they pick up. This peculiarity has led a good many parents to resort to spelling words when their young children are present. Of course that sort of thing is of no avail after the youngsters learn to spell. Well, Mrs. McBride and I are in the spelling stage now, and little Freddie is often very much mystified by our remarks to each other. Last night we had our new minister to dinner, and Freddy watched the good man helping himself very liberally to biscuits. He thought it a good opportunity to put into use the family verbal cipher, feeling perfectly certain that the minister would find it unintelligible, so he called out, 'Mamma!' "What is it, Freddy?" "Mamma, isn't the m-i-n-i-s-t-e-r-a p-i-g?' spelled out Freddy triumphantly—New York Telegram. Shoplifting Extraordinary. Judge—What's the charge against this Sharkwild sullenly. "To learn to fish," replied the master of sarcasm of the delicate Scottish variety.—Nineteenth Century. THREE FOR A NICKEL. A Shrewd Ohio Postmaster Causes a Rush For Postage Stamps. The business world of the village of Johnstown, in Ohio, had succumbed to the heat and had lain down for the summer siesta. Plainly things needed a stirring up, and it was Postmaster and Editor W. A. Ashbrooke who did it. His humble instruments were merely a piece of white pasteboard and some black paint, the latter, however, mixed with a shrewd quality of brains. When his preparation was finished, a large placard challenged the notice of all passersby with the startling legend, "Postage stamps, three for 5 cents." The first response to this alluring statement was from a drummer. He accosted the postmaster, "Do you mean to say that you actually sell three postage stamps for a nickel?" The postmaster replied that this was undoubtedly the case. "Well," said the drummer, "I never saw a reduction in stamps before. I will take $2 worth. I don't need 'em, but it's the best bargain in stamps I ever heard of." He waited with a gratified smile while Mr. Ashbrooke put his $2 bill in the drawer and counted out the stamps. By this time his expression of complacency had given place to one of chagrin, and as he pocketed the stamps he remarked, "Well, that's one on me." Presently a winsome girl came tripping up with a letter to her sweetheart. When she read the placard，her eyes sparkled with pleasure to think that the stream of coin she was steadily pouring into Uncle Sam's coffees was to be even slightly diminished. She laid down a nickel with a confident air and said，"Give me three stamps." The obliging collector of government revenues pushed her out two twos and a one. Then perhaps he didn't pay for his little joke.Feminine soorn held the floor in that office for the next five minutes.The office belongs entirely to the younger sex-is analogous to the Irish "keener," but with the difference that her wail is more musical than weird,and whereas the keener" is weird,piercing-almost anything but musical. The Italian waillers—they are called "prefiche" in their native tongue—are doubtless descendants of the professional mourners of ancient Rome.The they are most common,and their office is most clearly defined in the provinces of Abruzzo and Calabria and in Sicily There they are regularly retained and rewarded with a fee.In other provinces a relative ofthe afflicted family may assumethe office and leadthe chorus,或the function may beof wholly miscellaneous character.allthe mourners joiningin a songofwoe—New York Herald. President Polk's Nashville Home. Chicago Limited. 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Can't wait all day." wrinkled, decrepit old woman limped the car and sat down beside Cinderella. Butly she leaned toward Cinderella and beseeching. What can I do for you?" asked Cindula. Return my bloomers." Cinderella knew then to whom she was, and burst into tears. The great amadivined the situation instantly. Unspiring the satchel, he yelled: I've got 'em!" The other passengers thought so, too, but Cinderella brushed the tears from her eyes the fairy smiled. Great amateur did not go West. Cinderella has the finest bicycle in America. Fairy is a frequent visitor at their flat, always warmly welcomed, whether peepers as a beggar or a bloomerite. As two sisters, they have lived unhappier since. Escaped That Penalty. The proceedings of the summer school Harvard afford a certain amount of cement even to the professors and instructors. It is said that the sessions attracted some very independent fell as gifted young women from a place. Lately one of the instructors named his class, chiefly composed of men, that a daily theme would be created to give facility in composition. This seemed to surprise one of the ladies, who went to the instructor of the session was over, in the presence of others, and said archly and attriblishly, "And what will you do if we do not prepare any theme?" Do not," the professor answered by "employ any form of corporal punishment."—Boston Transcript. Result of Politeness. Victor (to attendant friar in the reverie of a convent)—Are we allowed smoke here? Mar—No, sir. Victor—Then where do all those boys of cigars come from that I see about? Mar—From those gentlemen who ask.—Tagliche Rundschau. When the common earthworm is cut to the tail, there grows a head, so the head there grows a tail, and animals are formed. As the wound a small white button is formed, afterward develops into rings and defect extremity. Shoplifting Extraordinary. Judge—What's the charge against this man? Green Policeman—Faith, Oi believe they calls it "shop liftin," sor. Judge—You believe? Don't you know? Explain what he did. Policeman—Why, he troied t' blow up a droy goods shore he wor discharged from.—Philadelphia Record. The Reason of It. Paresis—I have just discovered why political aspirants always have their legs pulled. Giglamp—Why? Paresis—So that they can take longer strides when running for office.—New York Herald. There is one medicine which every family should be provided with. We refer to Chamberlain's Pain Balm. When it is kept at hand the severe pain of a burn or scald may be preemptly relieved and the sore healed in much less time than when medicine has to be sent for. A sprain may be promptly treated before inflammation sets in, which insures a cure in about one-third the time otherwise required. Cuts and bruises should receive immediate attention, before the parts become swollen, and when Chamberlain's Pain Balm is applied it will heal them without matter being formed, and without leaving a scar. A sore throat may be cured in one night. A piece of flannel dampened with this liniment and bound on over the seat of pain, will cure lame back or pain in the side or chest in twenty-four hours. It is the most valuable, however, for rheumatism. Persons afflicted with this disease will be delighted with the prompt relief from pain which it affords, and it can be depended upon to effect a complete cure. For sale by Derge. Buckleen's Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for Cats, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positively cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by W. M. Higgins, The Italian wailers—they are called "preshee" in their native tongue—are doubtless descendants of the professional mourners of ancient Rome. They are most common, and their office is most clearly defined in the provinces of Abruzzo and Calabria and in Sicily. There they are regularly retained and rewarded with a fee. In other provinces a relative of the affiliated family may assume the office and lead the chorus, or the function may be of a wholly miscellaneous character, all the mourners joining in a song of woe—New York Herald. President Polk's Nashville Home. The old Polk place on Vine street, the home of President James K. Polk, and the scene of many brilliant gatherings in former days, is viewed with interest by many visitors to Nashville. Many expressions of regret are heard from those who view the picturesque Polk place for the first time that the historic old homestead should have been allowed to fall into such a state of dilapidation. They think the old place should be maintained in good repair for the sake of the memories that surround it. It has been suggested more than once that it would make an ideal home for the official residence of Tennessee's governors. The excuse that can be very properly offered by Nashvillians for the present condition of the Polk place is that they have nothing to do with it, the property being in litigation. It is feared that ultimately, in the division of the property, the old place will be cut up into lots, and if that is done the home of Polk will become only a memory.—Nashville American. Not His Funeral. Bluffkins wrote a very bad hand generally, but in writing hurriedly, making an appointment with a friend, he excelled even himself. He had left the letter lying for half an hour, and on going to address the envelope he happened to glance at his epistle. Scarcely a word could he decipher, but calmly inclosing it he said to himself: "After all, what does it matter? It's Hawkins has to read it, not L."—Boston Budget. Pumpkins. For sale at ranch of G. A., Hunter. Leave orders at Boyd's store. Dr. Geo. Engelke, Veterinary Surgeon and Dentist. Office with Wommer & Berdrow. LOS ANGELES TRAINS Leave 7:55 a.m. 9:24 a.m. 12:29 p.m. Arrive 9:05 a.m. 12:10 p.m. 8:18 p.m. Arrive 9:24 a.m. 5:47 p.m. RIVERSIDE, SAN BERNARDINO, AND HIGHLANDS LOOP. Leave 12:10 p.m. 8:18 p.m. Arrive 9:05 a.m. 12:10 p.m. 2:55 p.m. PASADENA, AZUSA AND INTERNET Leave 7:55 a.m. 12:29 p.m. 5:47 Arrive 9:05 a.m. *12:10 p.m.* 2:55 p.m. SANTA ANA TRAINS. Leave 9:05 a.m. *2:55 p.m.* 5:47 Trains marked with a "are daily ex day. The trains of the Santa Fe Route must be 12 to 24 hours quicker time to all points than it is possible via any other line. It is the most comfortable route at all the year. Personally conducted excursions, every day, leave California for Kansas City Boston and intermediate points; in special agents who look after our passengers in Pullman Tourists Sleepers; if you want tickets rates; sleeping-cations; maps or general information friends in the East coming West; call agent of the Southern California Railway call on or write to J. J.B. Gen'l Pass. Agent, Los Angeles Or J.H.CLABAUGH, Agent, Anaheim TRANSPORTATION. SOUTHERN PACIFIC COMPANY. (Pacific System.) Commencing... OCT. 4, 1895, Trains will leave Anaheim as follows: 8:13 A.M. (DAILY) LOCAL PASSENGER train for Buena Park, Norwalk, Downey, Florence, Whittier, Los Angeles, and way stations. Connects at Los Angeles for Colton, Redlands, Riverside, San Bernardino, Monrovia, Long Beach, San Pedro, Santa Monica and Port Los Angeles. 9:52 A.M. (DAILY) LOCAL PASSENGER train for Miraflores, Orange and Santa Ana. 10:27 P.M. (DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY) LOCAL Passenger train for Buena Park, Norwalk, Downey, Florence, Los Angeles, and way stations. Connects at Florence for San Pedro and Long Beach; at Clement Junction for Santa Monica and Port Los Angeles; at Los Angeles for Monrovia, Pomona, Colton, San Bernardino, Riverside and Redlands. Also with New Orleans. Also with Sunset Express for San Francisco, Sacramento and First and Second Class for the East via Ogden. 12:57 P.M. (DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY) LOCAL Passenger train for Miraflores, Orange and Santa Ana. 1:29 P.M. (DAILY) LOCAL PASSENGER train for Buena Park, Norwalk, Downey, Florence, Los Angeles and way stations. Connects at Florence for San Pedro and Long Beach; at Clement Junction for Santa Monica and Port Los Angeles; at Los Angeles for Ontario and Chico; also with "Sunset Express" for San Francisco, Sacramento, Portland, Or., and First Class for the East via Ogden. 6:07 P.M. (DAILY) LOCAL PASSENGER TRAIN for Miraflores, McPherson, Tustin, Orange, Santa Ana and way stations. OVERLAND TICKETS SOLD Sleeping Car Berths Secured ...AND... Full information regarding transcontinental routes furnished on application. Parties can arrange to join the... WEEKLY FAMILY EXCURSIONS Over the Sunset Route by corresponding with T. A. DARLING, Agent, DEPOT... Anaheim, Or, J. M. CRAWLEY, ASST. GEN. PASS. AGT., 229 South Spring street, Los Angeles. RICHARD GRAY, General Traffic Mgr. Gen. Pass. Agt. San Francisco, Cal. Pacific Coast Steamship Company. Goodall, Perkins & Co., General Agents, San Francisco. NORTHERN ROUTES Embrace lines for Portland, Or., Victoria, B. C., and Puget Sound and Alaska and all Coast points. SOUTHERN ROUTES. Time Table for... October, 1895. LEAVE SAN FRANCISCO For—Port Harford... S. S. Corona—Oct. 6, 14, 22, Santa Barbara... 30; Nov 7. Stern Bros. General Merchants And Shippers. ANNOUNCED A Grand Special Sale In Dry Goods, Clothing, MEN'S FURNISHING GOODS Groceries, Crockery, Hardware, Tinware, Feed and Provisions. AND WILL GIVE A Special Cash Discount of 10 Per Cent On Every Dollar's Worth of Goods. Butter and Eggs and all kinds of Farm Produce bought and taken in exchange at highest prices. STERN BROTHERS. CITIZENS' BANK OF ANAHEIM. Hippolyte Cahen ... President. W. T. Brown, Vice President L. Goldwater, Cashier THE CLUB. J. J. EVERHARTY, PROP. Choicest of Wines and Liquors Maier & Zobelein's Los Angeles Beer Always on Draught. THE BEST OF CIGARS. Kroeger's Block, Center Street. ANAHEIM. BREWERY! Pacific Coast Steamship Company. Goodall, Perkins & Co., General Agents, San Francisco. NORTHERN ROUTES Embrace lines for Portland, Or., Victoria, B. C. and Puget Sound and Alaska and all Coast points. SOUTHERN ROUTES Time Table for... October, 1895. LEAVE SAN FRANCISCO For— Port Harford....S. S. Corona—Oct. 6, 14, 22, 30; Nov 7. Santa Barbara....S. S. Santa Rosa, Oct. 2, 10, 18, 26; Nov. 3. Port Los Angeles....S. S. Santa Rosa, Oct. 2, 10, 18, 26; Nov. 3. Port San Pedro....S. S. St. Paul—Oct. 4, 12, 20, 28; Nov. 5. San Pedro and Way ports....S. S. Eureka—Oct. 8, 16, 24; Nov. 1. LEAVE PORT LOS ANGELES AND REDONDO. For— San Diego....S. S. Santa Rosa—Oct. 4, 12, 20, 28; Nov. 5. S. S. Corona—Oct. 8, 16, 24; Nov. 1. For— San Francisco....S. S. Santa Rosa—Oct. 6, 14, 22, 30; Nov. 7. S. S. Corona—Oct. 2, 10, 18, 26; Nov. 8. LEAVE SAN PEDRO AND EAST SAN PEDRO. For— San Francisco and Bay Ports....S. S. Eureka—Oct. 3, 11, 19, 27; Nov. 4. S. S. St. Paul—Oct. 7, 15, 23; 31; Nov. 8. Cars to connect with steamers via San Pedro save S. P. R. R. (Arcade Depot) at 5 p.m., and terminal R. R. Depot at 5:15 p.m. Cars to connect via Redondo leave Santa Fe depot at 10 A.M., or from Redondo Railway at A.M. Plans of steamers' cabins at Agent's Office, there berths may be secured. The Company reserves the right to change the employers or their days of sailing. For passage or freight as above or for records to and from all important points in europe, apply to W PARKS, Agent, office-No. 1234 W Third St., Los Angeles. Southern California Railway. Trains leave and arrive at Anaheim depot as follows: CHICAGO LIMITED. To Denver, Kansas City, Chicago, St. Louis and East Leaves 5:18 p.m. Arrives 9:24 a.m. OVERLAND EXPRESS Through to Denver, Kansas City, Chicago, St. Louis and East Leaves 5:47 p.m. Arrives 5:47 p.m. SAN DIEGO TRAINS. Leave 9:05 a.m. m. 5:18 p.m. Arrive 12:29 p.m. m. 5:47 p.m. LOS ANGELES TRAINS. Leave 7:55 a.m. m. 9:24 a.m. 12:29 p.m. m. 5:47 p.m. Arrive 9:05 a.m.*12:10 p.m.*2:55 p.m.5:18 p.m. VERSIDE, SAN BERNARDINO, REDLANDS AND HIGHLANDS LOOP. Leave 12:10 p.m. m. 8:18 p.m. Arrive 9:24 a.m. m. 5:47 p.m. REDONDO AND SANTA MONICA Leave 7:55 a.m. m. 9:24 a.m. m.*2:55 p.m. m. 5:18 p.m. SADENA, AZUSA AND INTERMEDIATE. Leave 7:55 a.m. m.*12:29 p.m.*5:47 p.m. Arrive 9:05 a.m.*12:10 p.m.*2:55 p.m. m. 5:18 p.m. SANTA ANA TRAINS. Leave 9:05 a.m.*2:55 p.m. m. 5:18 p.m. Arrive 7:55 a.m.*2:55 p.m. m.*2:55 p.m. Trains marked with a* are daily except Sun. CITIZENS BANK OF ANAHEIM. Hippolyte Cahen President. W.T.Brown Vice President. L.Goldwater Cashier DIRECTORS. Kaspare Cohn, W.T.Brown. Richard Melrose, L.Goldwater Hippolyte Cahen. STOCKHOLDERS: Merman W.Hellman, T.J.F.Booge, W.T.Brown P.Noolus,Richard Melrose,L.Goldwater,Cashire Cohn,H.Cahen,j.A.Goldwater.J.Schlesinger. CORRESPONDENTS: Farmers and Merchants' Bank of Los Angeles, London,Paris and American Bank,San Francisco; Importers and Traders' National Bank,新 York City,N.Y.;First National Bank,Santa Ana. Exchanges for sale on all the principal cities of the United States and foreign countries. B.G.BALCOM, President. PAUL SEEGER, Vice President. FRUIT GROWERS' BANK. FULLERTON,-CALIFORNIA DIRECTORS: W.B.Wilshire, H.G.Wilshire, L.C.McKnight, Erwin Barr, J.F.Davis, B.G.Balcom. A General Banking Business Transacted. FRANK FOX, City Barber Shop. FOR A FIRST-CLASS SHAVE! Roman Wisser. Finest of Wines,Liquors & Cigars Pool & Billiard Tables Schindler's Building,Center St.,Anaheim. JOSEPH BACKS, FURNITURE RepairingDone. Funeral Director. Store in Backs Building(next to irrigation district office),Los Angeles street. THE CLUB. J.J.EVERHARTY,-PROP. Choicest of Wines and Liquors Maier & Zobelein's Los Angeles Beer Always on Draught. THE BEST OF CIGARS. Kroeger's Block,Center Street. ANAHEIM. BREWERY! F.CONRAD, PROPRIETOR. LAGER BEER! FURNISHED BY THE BOTTLE OR5 or 10-Gallon Keg ICE FOR SALE! 1 Cent Per Pound. FRED MAURER ...DEALER IN.... Fine Wines,Liquors and Cigars Call In and See Me. Opp.S.P.dept.-...Anaheim White-wine Vinegar FOR SALE. A.FREISE, ...KEEP'S THE FINEST OF... Wines,Liquors And Cigars Beer on draught Metz Block,Center St.,opposite Postoffice. FRITZ RUHMANN'S New Place. BACKS' NEW BUILDING. LOS ANGELES STREET. KEEP'S CONSTANTLY ON HAND A LARGE AND complete stock of fresh liquors winesand Cigars.Old beer always on draught.The patronage of the public solicited. ST.LOUIS BARBER SHOP. Backs Block,Los Angeles Street,Anaheim. A share of the public patronage is respectfully solicited.POO TABLE In Rear of Shop.A fine stock of Cigars,Tobaccos and Candies always on hand.FRANK BAUM,PROPRIETOR.Hier wird auch Deutsch gesprochen LOS ANGELES TRAINS. Leave 7:55 a.m. 9:24 a.m. 12:29 p.m. 5:47 p.m. Arrive 9:05 a.m. *12:10 p.m. 12:29 p.m. 5:18 p.m. VERSIDE, SAN BERNARDINO, REDLANDS AND HIGHLANDS LOOP. Leave *12:10 p.m. & 18 p.m. Arrive 9:05 a.m. *12:10 p.m. 9:05 a.m. *2:55 p.m. 5:18 p.m. REDONDO AND SANTA MONICA Leave 7:55 a.m. 9:24 a.m. 12:9 p.m. Arrive *12:10 p.m. 9:05 a.m. *2:55 p.m. 5:18 p.m. ASADENA, AZUSA AND INTERMEDIATE. Leave 7:55 a.m. 12:29 p.m. 5:47 p.m. Arrive 9:05 a.m. *12:10 p.m. 9:05 a.m. *2:55 p.m. 5:18 p.m. SANTA ANA TRAINS. Leave 9:05 a.m. *2:55 p.m. 5:18 p.m. Arrive 7:55 a.m. 12:29 p.m. 5:47 p.m. Trains marked with a "are daily except Sundays." The trains of the Santa Fe Route make from to 24 hours quicker time to all points East than it is possible via any other line. It is the most comfortable route at all times on the year. Personally conducted excursions, every Thursday, leave California for Kansas City, Chicago, Boston and intermediate points, in charge of special agents who look after the comfort of passengers in Pullman Tourists Sleepers. If you want tickets, rates, sleeping-car reservations, maps or general information, or have needs in the East coming West, call on nearestent of the Southern California Railway Co., or on or write to J. J. BYRNE, Gen'l Pass. Agent, Los Angeles, Cal. Dr J. H. CLABAUGH, Agent, Anaheim, Cal. O. R. LUEDKE. Watchmaker and Jeweler. A Fine Assortment of Watches, Clocks, Jewelry, Silverware and Optical Goods always on hand. All Work Carefully Repaired and Warranted. CENTER STREET. Opp. Commercial Hotel CEMENT! M.WILLIAMS & CO Dealers In Lime, Hair, Master of Paris and Cement For Sale in Quantities to Suit. Pool & Billiard Tables Schindler's Building, Center St., Anaheim. JOSEPH BACKS, —DEALER IN FURNITURE Repairing Done. Funeral Director. Store in Backs Building (next to irrigation district office), Los Angeles street. ST. LOUIS BARBER SHOP. Backs Block, Los Angeles Street, Anaheim. A share of the public patronage is respectfully solicited. POOL TABLE In Rear of Shop. A fine stock of Cigars, Tobacco and Candies always on hand. FRANK BAUM, PROPRIETOR. Hier wird auch Deutsch gesprochen John Schauman —DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF— AGRICULTURAL IMPLEMENTS WAGONS, BUGGIES, Etc. THE LITTLE YANKEE PLOW IS THE BEST ONE IN THE MARKET COME ANDSEE IT My Horse-shoeing Department is a special feature. Call on me for repairing and repairs. John Schauman