anaheim-gazette 1888-11-29

MISCELLANEOUS. You never hear the bee complain. Nor hear it weep nor wall; But if it wish, it can unfold. A very painful tail. The bright boy in a Burlington, Vt., Sunday's school, who said that a Free Will Baptist was one who went into the tank of his own accord, was sent down to the foot of the class in theology. N.Y. Tribune. The sum of $100, which was deposited in a Hartford bank in 1824, has grown to $2,621, and the person who placed it there has been dead for several years, while the rightful heirs only learned their good luck a few weeks ago. More than three hundred Italian laborers salied from New York for home the other day, being unable to obtain employment. Two brigands, who had been confined ever since their arrival, were sent back by the same steamer. The famous cattle trail between Texas and the North will soon be wiped out. It was 600 miles long and one mile wide, and when the original survey of Colorado was made this strip was left for the use of the cattle men. The railroads have now rendered it useless. A two-year-old child died at Atlanta. Go over a year ago. A short time before its death the child's hair was cut off and a curl phloeol in a box with some of the child's playthings. The other day, when the box was opened, the hair was found to have grown over two feet. A Paris tradesman one night recently asked the old woman who came around every morning to clean up his store if she liked to see people hanging, and when she said no, told her she had better not come around the next morning then. She supposed it was a joke until the next morning, when she pushed open the door and found the dead body of a man hanging in the passage. He had put up on the shirts the notice: "Closed on account of death in the family." There is a man in Palatka, Fla., who imagines that he needs a toapot. He is perfectly sure on every other subject, but nothing can convince him that he is not a toapot, and an earthman one at that. He sticks out one arm to represent the spout; bends the other to represent the handle; makes a blasting noise to represent the escaping steam; and then, if any one comes near him, is shouldered.* This proverb was written by an old man, youth had nothing to do with it. Youth don't believe the old man knows anything, and the old man expects continually that the young man will be along saying, "I didn't know it was loaded." But young America doesn't want to be told that it is loaded; he prefers to find it out himself. He gets there and pays the piper generally. Boston Fibre and Fabric. Sweet are the uses of adversity," sings the poet. True, but many of us prefer not to have "sugar in ourn." It is well enough to be philosophical when adversity overtakes us, but our philosophy should take the form of seeking out the cause of our adversity and applying the necessary remedy to prevent a repetition of it in the future. To blindly and calmly accept adversity as a blessing in disguise is neither philosophical nor wise. Troubles do not grow spontaneously. They are the effects of a cause and we are usually to blame for the cause—Western Inebula. A BOOMERANG BOYCOTT. home Rare Extracts From a Late Issue of the Arizona "Kleker." THE BOYCOTT Ua—The foot that we have been running the Kicker probably much as we pleased since the first number was issued has given mortal offense to certain people in this neighborhood. We have been kicked, knocked, pounded, threatened, shot, at hand, bluffed right along, and have grown fat on it. We came to stay. Fact is, we've got ta. We haven't anything to go on. Having tried all other measures to make us let go, and having thinned gloriously in each instance, it was determined to baycott us in a social way. We have been chuck-ack with the very cream of society since our advent. In fact, we have been most of "the creams." It was deckled a few days ago by a syndicate of the high-toned that must be socially smashed and crushed. Accordingly Mrs. Major Brown Grizzly Hights announced a rich red affair and invited everybody in the suit but us. It was given out that she feared our manner would disagree with occasion, and if they didn't our clothes would. We weren't saying a word. We saw the bluff and went one better. On the night of the party she should made There is a man in Palatka, Fla., who imagines that he has a tapot. He is perfectly sane on every other subject, but nothing can convince him that he is not a tapot, and an earthan one at that. He sticks out one arm to represent the spout, bends the other to represent the handle, makes a blasting noise to represent the escaping steam, and then, if any one comes near him, is very frenzy beat they hit him and break off either his handle or his spout. Canadian girls, it is said, allow sheer lavers six months to make a decision. If the youth is particularly beautiful and the young lady is indulgent she may give him a place on the sofa and accept contributions of the sap of the maple with which he comes laden to her fresh from the forest for another three months. But unless somewhere in that time he asks her to be his own he must seek other fireflies. She doesn't weep at the parting or make any time over it. There are as good fish in the sea as ever were caught, she argues, and in that reason she finds consolation for the misplaced time. Canadian girls are not only pretty, but they are all trained to make good housekeepers. FIFTY YEARS AGO. Queen Victoria's coronation in Westminster Abbey June 28, 1838. Fifty years ago, on the 28th of June, 1838, the crown of those realms was placed upon the head of Queen Victoria. On the morning of that memorable day the sky was overcast for a time, and between seven and eight rain fell. The procession, which a vast mastitude had gathered to see, would have been shorn of half its splendor and attraction if the weather were unfavorable. Happily the sky cleared and the sun shone forth brightly before the procession left Buckingham palace at ten o'clock. The beauty of the day was one of the charms of a spectacle which had not been equal since the entry into London of the allied sovereigns in 1814. An incident occurred before the end of the ceremony at Westminster abbay which in the days of antiquity would have been hulled as a good omen and which, in fact, has proved emblematic of the bellilance of a rein that is not only one of the longest but one of the most memorable in our history. After the royal robe had been thrown over her Majesty's shoulders after the throne had been placed in her hand and the ring upon her finger, after the Holy Bible had been presented to her and the Archbishop of Canterbury had pronounced a solemn blessing, then, to use the words of our reporter, "a gleam of sunshine which now broke through the great south rose window lighted right on her Majesty's crown, which sparkled like a galaxy and lent a still more dazzling brilliancy to the scene." There are men still living who were present not only at the coronation of the Queen but at that of her two predecessors on the throne. Yet the vast majority of the people have no acquaintance with such a ceremony now except at second hand, and it is our fervent hope that many years may elapse before another coronation takes place at Westminster Abbay. When the Queen was crowned there were some old men whose memories might stretch back to the time when George III. ascended the throne, yet there were many more to whom such an event as a coronation was not extra- A SAD MOOD — Wednesday evening, as we put on our Mother Habbard and sat down by the open window to get in breath of air before retiring, a sadness suddenly stole over us and in a few minutes we found tears in our eyes. The query came to us ever and over again: "Is life worth the living?" and as we thought of the old homestead—the days of boyhood—the many graves—the changes of thirty years—the fountains of the deep were broken up and we wopt. Such moods do a man good. They bring him nearer Heaven's gate. We gloriously in each instance it was determined to buycott us in a social way. We have been shuck-sack with the very cream of society since our advent. In fact, we have been most of this cream. It was deckled a few days ago by a syndicate of the high-toned that we must be socially stubbed and crushed. Accordingly Mrs Major Bazoon of Grizzly Hights announced a rehearsal affair and invited everybody in the suit but us. It was given out that she feared our manners would disguise the occasion, and if they didn't our clothes would. We weren't saying a word. We saw the bluff and went one better. On the night of the party she shortened a hail of three high-toned prisoners of the house of Major Bazoon while half dozen others broke for the woods. We have got one great advantage over the other creams of society. We left East by daylight and shook hands with the sherrif as we started. We are neither a bigmist, clooper, ambassador horse thief, jailbird or gandrine. We don't want to work this侵害 some one pumps our collar. We have reduced tony society over half since we came here by giving them pointers. We can run the other out of town in a week. Mrs Major Bazoon has called to beg our petitions express her deep regret with herself. We have forgiven her knowing it will not happen again. As for Judge Cahoots, who inspired the boxed and set the crushing machine at work, we bear him no insinuity. We will simply remark that he is a bigmist; an ambassador, forgive, purge and light way robber; and we have stopped Pinkerton to come—and get him. WE SHANTY WOUNTRY — Our ambition and gentlemanly sheriff entered our office day before yesterday in his usual urban interior and announced that his servant papers on us. It was a notice of a breach-of-promise against us by the widow Clixby, who alleges that we have been buying with her heart strings, and that it will cost $1,000 of our cash to settle her thoughts back in the old channel. It is another prove on the part of our enemies to down us. We first met the widow Clixby twenty-eight days ago in Cartier's groove. She asked our opinion of hearings and we asked her of soap. She invited us to call if the house and so some poetry she had written on the rise and fall of the mastison. We complained there three or four times afterwards, but only as a friend. On one occasion she widow shows us as clipping from an Eastern paper to effect that it was better for man who had passed the age of twenty three to marry a widow; if he was to marry, but we didn't bite. We know our guilt. If the widow Clixby can prove to the world that we have toyed with her affections we'll cheerfully go to jail. We are not going to toy the widow will find its jack-rabbit, and the onemles who have encouraged this new move may hear something drop before the trial is over. A SAD MOOD — Wednesday evening, as we put on our Mother Habbard and sat down by the open window to get in breath of air before retiring, a sadness suddenly stole over us and in a few minutes we found tears in our eyes. The query came to us ever and over again: "Is life worth the living?" and as we thought of the old homestead—the days of boyhood—the many graves—the changes of thirty years—the fountains of the deep were broken up and we wopt. Such moods do a man good. They bring him nearer Heaven's gate. We gloriously in each instance it was determined to buycott us in a social way. We have been shuck-sack with the very cream of society since our advent. In fact, we have been most of this cream. It was deckled a few days ago by a syndicate of the high-toned that we must be socially stubbed and crushed. Accordingly Mrs Major Bazoon of Grizzly Hights announced a rehearsal affair and invited everyone in the suit but us. It was given out that she feared our manners would disguise the occasion, and if they didn't our clothes would. We weren't saying a word. We saw the bluff and went one better. On the night of the party she shortened a hail of three high-toned prisoners of the house of Major Bazoon while half dozen others broke for the woods. We have got one great advantage over other creams of society. We left East by daylight and shook hands with the sherrif as we started. We are neither a bigmist, clooper, ambassador horse thief, jailbird or gandrine. We don't want to work this侵害 some one pumps our collar. We have reduced tony society over half since we came here by giving them pointers. We can run the other out of town in a week. Mrs Major Bazoon has called to beg our petitions express her deep regret with herself. We have forgiven her knowing it will not happen again. As for Judge Cahoots, who inspired the boxed and set the crushing machine at work, we bear him no insinuity. We will simply remark that he is a bigmist; an ambassador, forgive, purge and light way robber; and we have stopped Pinkerton to come—and get him. WE SHANTY WOUNTRY — Our ambition and gentlemanly sheriff entered our office day before yesterday in his usual urban interior and announced that his servant papers on us. It was a notice of a breach-of-promise against us by the widow Clixby, who alleges that we have been toying with her heartstrings, and that it will cost $1,000 of our cash to settle her thoughts back in the old channel. It is another prove on the part of our enemies to down us. We first met the widow Clixby by twenty-eight days ago in Cartier's groove. She asked our opinion of hearings and we asked her of soap. She invited us to call if the house and so some poetry she had written on the rise and fall of the mastison. We complained there three or four times afterwards, but only as a friend. On one occasion she widow shows us as clipping from an Eastern paper to effect that it was better for man who had passed the age of twenty three to marry a widow; if he was to marry, but we didn't bite. We know our guilt. If the widow Clixby can prove to the world that we have toyed with her affections we'll cheerfully go to jail. We are not going to toy the widow will find its jack-rabbit, and the onemles who have encouraged this new move may hear something drop before the trial is over. A SAD MOOD — Wednesday evening, as we put on our Mother Habbard and sat down by the open window to get in breath of air before retiring, a sadness suddenly stole over us and in a few minutes we found tears in our eyes. The query came to us ever and over again: "Is life worth the living?" and as we thought of the old homestead—the days of boyhood—the many graves—the changes of thirty years—the fountains of the deep were broken up and we wopt. Such moods do a man good. They bring him nearer Heaven's gate. We gloriously in each instance it was determined to buycott us in a social way. We have been shuck-sack with the very cream of society since our advent. In fact, we have been most of this cream. It was deckled a few days ago by a syndicate of the high-toned that we must be socially stubbed and crushed. Accordingly Mrs Major Bazoon of Grizzly Hights announced a rehearsal affair and invited everyone in the suit but us. It was given out that she feared our manners would disguise the occasion, and if they didn't our clothes would. We weren't saying a word. We saw the bluff and went one better. On the night of the party she shortened a hail of three high-toned prisoners of the house of Major Bazoon while half dozen others broke for the woods. We have got one great advantage over other creams of society. We left East by daylight and shook hands with the sherrif as we started. We are neither a bigmist, clooper, ambassador horse thief, jailbird or gandrine. We don't want to work this侵害 some one pumps our collar. We have reduced tony society over半 since we came here by giving them pointers. We can run the other out of town in a week. Mrs Major Bazoon has called to beg our petitions express her deep regret with herself. We have forgiven her knowing it will not happen again. As for Judge Cahoots, who inspired the boxed and set the crushing machine at work, we bear him no insinuity. We will simply remark that he is a bigmist; an ambassador, forgive, purge and light way robber; and we have stopped Pinkerton to come—and get him. WE SHANTY WOUNTRY — Our ambition and gentlemanly sheriff entered our office day before yesterday in his usual urban interior and announced that his servant papers on us. It was a notice of a breach-of-promise against us by the widow Clixby, who alleges that we have been toying with her heartstrings, and that it will cost $1,000 of our cash to settle her thoughts back in the old channel. It is another prove on the part of our enemies to down us. We first met the widow Clixby by twenty-eight days ago in Cartier's groove. She asked our opinion of hearings and we asked her of soap. 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There are men still living who were present not only at the coronation of the Queen but at that of her two predecessors on the throne. Yet the vast majority of the people have no acquaintance with such a ceremony now except at second hand, and it is our fervent hope that many years may elapse before another coronation takes place at Westminster Abbey. When the Queen was crowned there were some old men whose memories might stretch back to the time when George III. ascended the throne, yet there were many more to whom such an event as a coronation was not extraordinary and who had been present at that of George IV. seventeen years and that of William IV. seven years before. With the exception of the coronation of George III., no event of that kind was more noteworthy than that of her Majesty since the succession to the crown of those realms was settled by act of Parliament in the house of Brunawick.—London Times. Good people dislike bad people. The man who is fat with health can't get employment, and the man who is making money hand-over-fist has to give up business on account of ill health. You find yourself refreshed by the presence of cheerful people; why not make earnest efforts to confer that pleasure upon others? You will find half the battle gained if you never allow yourself to say any thing gloomy.—Lytta Maria Child. Among the ways which men employ to sustain their respectability, none is more common than an exhibition of their social connections. One whose cousin is a Governor, whose niece is a General, whose brother has been to Congress, can not but stand well in society. Reputation is of the nature of a vina, and our reputable relatives are so much brush or trolls on which we run up.—Becker. There is a wide gulf between youth and ripe old age, hence the proverb, you can't put an old head on young MISCELLANEOUS. P. 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