anaheim-gazette 1887-07-21

WEEKLY GAZETTE. Published every Thursday. Established 1870. Richard Melrose EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: One Year $2.00 1x months 1.25 three months 7.5 OFFICE—In P.O. Brilling, Center Street, A shelm THANSIENT ADVERTISING: FATAL. Do you know that a pain in the left shoulder or arm is a sign of heart disease? It is; and that disease may have progressed far towards a fatal termination without exciting suspicion. Take DR. FLINT'S HEART REMEDY at once. Shortness of Breath. Dizziness, faintness, palpation of the heart, shortness of breath, hard-hate, pain in the left shoulder or arm, denote the presence of heart disease, and call for the immediate use of Dr. FLINT's HEART REMEDY. Dropsy. Dr. FLINT's HEART REMEDY rapidly moves the effusion in case of Dropsy, which is due in most cases to whose disease of the heart or general circulation. At drugista, $1.50. Descriptive treatise with each bottle, or mailed free. HAMBURG FIGS. Probably as much misery comes from habitual constipation as from any derangement of the functions of the body, and it is difficult to cure for the reason that no Colorado's peculiar Winds. "Well, no," said the Coloradan, "we don't have any winds to amount to anything, but it blows a few minutes there now and then. The winds are peculiar, too; I never saw anything like them anywhere else. They are what you might call discriminating breezes. I've seen a man go along the street, and it would be blowing a hurricane on one side of him; and on the other side it would be a dead calm. I've seen a mule stand braced against the wind blowing behind her, with her tail blown right up straight, and one ear put away ahead of her nose, while the ear on the other side would be in a natural, calm position, and that side of the beast would be sweating! It will take the skin off one side of your face and not touch the other. I saw a man with whiskers get one side of his face shaved by a wind like that, as clean as any barber could do it. A small boy and a dog were walking up the street with him at the time, and they each lost one ear. I've seen a man lose one leg of his pants and a coat tall, and get his hat knocked all over on one side. They don't do any particular damage, those winds, but they are as peculiar as can be!"—Descendant of S. W., in Salt Lake Tribune. The Wolf and the Peasant—A Fable. A peasant who was on watch while his flock of goats were feeding discovered a wolf prowling about and fired upon him. The wolf, who narrowly escaped being hit, advanced in great indignation and demanded: "By what right do you fire upon me without having seen me commit some overt act?" "My dear sir," replied the peasant as he proceeded to reload his gun, "the best time to fire at a wolf is before he has killed your goats." MORAL. Arrest your burglar before he burglars.—Detroit Free Press. Art in Chicago. Two gaudily attired ladies were observed recently inspecting the colossal statue of Schiller, of which Chicago is pardonably proud. "What a remarkably large man he must have been," said one, craning her neck and gazing up at the flowing locks and prominent nose of the figure. "Yes," replied the other, with the condescending air of one imparting knowledge, "The Scotch are always large men."—Detroit Free Press. Examples of Tenderness. Fogg—I really beg a thousand pardons. I fear I stepped on your dog. Little Miss Marigold—Oh, it doesn't matter! the dog isn't mine; he belongs to the other little girl. For all you often use talking," name—New. THAT "There's some mental make-up to a female at Smith, for exertion handle a horse hand around." "Ah, but you horse, you knot."—Boston Trains. THEY OPEN ON Since it bled ladies to wear superiority to strated. You tie over her ear has taught wooing art than'm A human being in place should lots at every elf. A N Sunday School after his wife Sadie? Sadie fresh one. A train was swamps in north-fringed on either ally thousands around in the hone nose glued to the eyes for a time He was evident presently exclaim that sausages got Herald. CONTINUE "Bessie, temp ought to get rid yesterday you cisco Call. A little girl "night, strongly allow her to go little girl. After over five minutes She did not return Her mother took is it! My little in five minutes an hour." "I do the minutes was the child's answer." The "Alf and B Shortness of Breath. Dizziness, faintness, palpitation of the heart, shortness of breath, lastude, pain in the left shoulder or arm, denote the presence of heart disease, and call for the immediate use of Dr. Flint's Heart Remedy. Dropsy. Dr. Flint's Heart Remedy rapidly removes the effusion in case of Dropsy, which is due in most cases to white disease of the heart or general circulation. At druggists, $10.00 descriptive treatise with each bottle, or mailed free. HAMBURG FIGS. Probably as much misery comes from habitual constipation as from any derangement of the functions of the body, and is difficult to cure for the reason that no one likes to take the medicine that is usually prescribed. Hamburg Figs were prepared to obviate this difficulty, and they will be found effective as well as pleasant to the taste of women and children. 25 cents. At Druggists; or address J. J. MACK & CO., 9 and 11 Front St., San Francisco, Cal. HUNT'S REMEDY THE BEST Kidney Liver Medicine NEVER KNOWN TO FAIL. HUNT'S REMEDY has saved from lingering disease and death hundreds who have been given up by physicians to die. HUNT'S REMEDY cures all Diseases of the Kidneys, Bladder, Urinary Organs, Dropsy, Gravel, Diabetes and Incontinence and Retention of Urine. HUNT'S REMEDY encourages sleep, creates an appetite, braces up the system, and renewed health is the result. HUNT'S REMEDY cures pain in the Side, Back or Loin, General Debility, Female Diseases, Disturbed Sleep, Loss of Appetite and Bright's Disease. HUNT'S REMEDY quickly induces the Liver to healthy action, removing the causes that produce Billous Headache, Dyspepsia, Sour Stomach, Costiveness, Files, etc. By the use of HUNT'S REMEDY the Stomach and Bowels will speedily regain their strength and the blood will be perfectly purified. HUNT'S REMEDY is purely vegetable, and meets a want never before furnished to the public, and the utmost reliance may be placed in it. HUNT'S REMEDY is prepared expressly for the above diseases, and has never been known to fail. One trial will convince you. For sale by all Druggists. Send for Pamphlet to HUNT'S REMEDY CO., Providence, R. I. Dr. PARDEE'S REMEDY is The Best Examples of Tenderness. Fogg—I really beg a thousand pardons. I fear I stepped on your dog. Little Miss Marigold—Oh, it doesn't matter! the dog isn't mine; he belongs to the other little girl. TOUCHING DEVOTION. Estelle—and are you going to leave me so soon, Augustus! Augustus—My love, I would willingly give ten years of my life if I could stay longer. But if I don't go I shall be fine for being late at a card party.—Chicago Rambler. He Was From Minneapolis. "Have you heard of that interesting case down east of a woman who was cured of pennysis by the miraculous power of a relic of St. Paul!" "Yes, I have; but I'm from Minneapolis, and I wouldn't touch a relic of St. Paul with a ten foot pole."—Chicago Rambler. A Bad Habit. The habit of abbreviating everything one writes is a bad one. The Woburn Advertiser tells of seeing a communication which spoke of a lady appearing at the theatre in eve costume.—Lynn Item. Brevities. Inconvenience is the father of invention.—Whitehall Times. A hit in time saves the nine on many a ball field.—Newark Call. Tobacco chewing is so popular in Illinois that a movement has been inaugurated to change the name of the lake city to Chew-cago.—Life. The superintendent of a county fair in Ohio economized time, space and paint, by putting up the sign, "Gr& St&." That's good in sense.—Enidette. It is a sight to make angels snicker to see a fisherman pull out of the water—a two-inch sucker with an outfit that costs him $25 or $30.—Boston Transcript. "Garments without buttons" are advertised. Evidently the cast-off clothing of bachelors who don't know how to handle thread and needle.—Norristown Herald. If the genius who informs you now that the days are growing shorter is not careful he will stumble over the equally valuable fact that the nights are growing longer.—New York Graphite. Boston Girl—What do you think of Emerson, Mr. Wayoff? Mr. W. (from Cincinnati)—Well, Billy used to sing pretty well, but he never was as funny to me as Billy Rice or Charley Backus.—Chicago Rambler. Someone is said to have invented a substance that can be seen through more clearly than glass. We don't know what it can be unless it is a man's excuse to his wife for not returning home before 2 a.m.—New Haven News. Geronimo is not pronounced Gee-ronimo, but Heeronimo, says a morning editor. Hood hareious; what is he hiving us! What a hay and a holdy style of talk this gentleman would let us into. By hosh, we won't have it. Ho to! Ho to!—Washington Critic. Milwaukee has a summer school of philosophy, which is now in session discussing the "Hennessy of the Wherefore and the Correlative Towards the Alligator Life." What a remarkably large man he must have been," said one, craning her neck and gazing up at the flowing locks and prominent nose of the figure. "Yes," replied the other, with the condescending air of one imparting knowledge, "The Scotch are always large men."—Detroit Free Press. Examples of Tenderness. Fogg—I really beg a thousand pardons. I fear I stepped on your dog. Little Miss Marigold—Oh, it doesn't matter! the dog isn't mine; he belongs to the other little girl. TOUCHING DEVOTION. Estelle—and are you going to leave me so soon, Augustus! Augustus—My love, I would willingly give ten years of my life if I could stay longer. But if I don't go I shall be finited for being late at a card party.—Chicago Rambler. He Was From Minneapolis. "Have you heard of that interesting case down east of a woman who was cured of pennysis by the miraculous power of a relic of St. Paul!" "Yes, I have; but I'm from Minneapolis, and I wouldn't touch a relic of St. Paul with a ten foot pole."—Chicago Rambler. A Bad Habit. The habit of abbreviating everything one writes is a bad one. The Woburn Advertiser tells of seeing a communication which spoke of a lady appearing at the theatre in eve costume.—Lynn Item. Brevities. Inconvenience is the father of invention.—Whitehall Times. A hit in time saves the nine on many a ball field.—Newark Call. Tobacco chewing is so popular in Illinois that a movement has been inaugurated to change the name of the lake city to Chew-cago.—Life. The superintendent of a county fair in Ohio economized time, space and paint, by putting up the sign, "Gr& St&." That's good in sense.—Enidette. It is a sight to make angels snicker to see a fisherman pull out of the water—a two-inch sucker with an outfit that costs him $25 or $30.—Boston Transcript. "Garments without buttons" are advertised. Evidently the cast-off clothing of bachelors who don't know how to handle thread and needle.—Norristown Herald. If the genius who informs you now that the days are growing shorter is not careful he will stumble over the equally valuable fact that the nights are growing longer.—New York Graphite. Boston Girl—What do you think of Emerson, Mr. Wayoff? Mr. W. (from Cincinnati)—Well, Billy used to sing pretty well, but he never was as funny to me as Billy Rice or Charley Backus.—Chicago Rambler. Someone is said to have invented a substance that can be seen through more clearly than glass. We don't know what it can be unless it is a man's excuse to his wife for not returning home before 2 a.m.—New Haven News. Geronimo is not pronounced Gee-ronimo, but Heeronimo, says a morning editor. Hood hareious; what is he hiving us! What a hay and a holdy style of talk this gentleman would let us into. By hosh, we won't have it. Ho to! Ho to!—Washington Critic. Milwaukee has a summer school of philosophy, which is now in session discussing the "Hennessy of the Wherefore and the Correlative Towards the Alligator Life." Dr. Pardee's Remedy is the Greatest Blood Cleanser. Cures Spring Humors, Salt Rheum, Cropla, Ciatica, Rheumatism, Constipation and Regulates The Kidneys & Liver. One bottle taken according to directions will give better results than a gallon of Sarsaparilla or any of the so-called Blood Purifiers with which the market is glutted. At Druggists, price $1.00 per bottle. $600 REWARD will be paid for any case of Rheumatism which Dr. Pardee's Remedy, properly administered, fails to relieve. THE "COMMON SENSE" FRUIT EVAPORATOR. A New Departure. Cures Fruit perfectly in from one to two hours. The $1.00 Kernel Sneezes up to 100 pounds in ten hours. Address for full particulars. BACHELDER & COATES (Sole Proprietors and Manufacturers for California.) Napa City, Cal. Agents Wanted. Best Solling Invention of the Age. Someone is said to have invented a substance that can be seen through more clearly than glass. We don't know what it can be unless it is a man's excuse to his wife for not returning home before 2 a.m.—New Haven News. Geronimo is not pronounced Gee-ronimo, but Heeronimo, says a morning editor. Hood harrious; what is he hiving us! What a hay and a hiddy style of talk this gentleman would let us into. By hosh, we won't have it. Ho to! Ho to!—Washington Critic. Milwaukee has a summer school of philosophy, which is now in session discussing the "Henceness of the Wherefore and the Correlative Toopress of the Absolute Utter." The relation which these burning questions bear to the price of beer is of urgent importance to every citizen of Milwaukee.—Philadelphia Press. Two friends meet in the street: "My dear fellow, I have just left my landlord. You wouldn't believe it, but I had the hardest work in the world to make him accept a little money." "Well, that is an unlikely story. I should call it highly improbable. But why!" "Why? Because he wanted a good deal!"—Til Bits. I do recall a pedagogue Who would, who never riked, Proclaim "My motto's spare the rod And you will spoil the child." I did observe, however, as oft With this we were beguiled, The rod was not so very spare With which he spoiled the child. Yonkers Gazette. You may break up a habit, but it won't avail much; you must throw the pesky thing away, neck and heels, if you want to get rid of it. If you throw away the first letter you only angleize it to "habit," the second, and you have a "bit" left, the third, "it" still remains, and even when you discard all but the last, you have the original to a "t."—Cincinnati Graphic. The scene is a young ladies' seminary. "Ah," said one young pupil to another in triumph, "my mamma gives me a penny every morning for taking a spoonful of cod liver oil!" "And what do you buy with the penny?" eagerly returned the second girl in a tone not devoid of envy. "O," returned the former speaker, "I do not spend it all; mamma puts it away for me every day to buy more cod liver oil."—London Figaro. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Uloers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sores, Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblain, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions, and positive cures Piles, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box For sale by A. Krug. The father of the ening attitude, thinner knots off a nipple fore him, trembling dearer than now, in recently in mischief silence, which hadrassing speaks, "Fair parlor talking to sisshe church, the bemamma's lying down we compromise this sake of harmony w white winged peace room, and folding down on a hassock and stay there until she lounge.-R. J. Burdle. Trials o De Bergen—Aw, pay your man, Cholm mouth, old chappia, Why, me boy, ye can for six pun. Cholly-y'knaw, was once star of Wales. He's worth account, don't y'knaw ya-as, of course. HE HAD TO SE Gentle Youth—He taking all the skin off that is the only thing take off. A SL Werker—Hullo, Ha see you at this hour. to work. Harold (offended)—aw—don't mean that Werker—Indeed, I Harold—Well—aw—did you! Werker—No; I knew Harold—Thanked deaw—glad the base in treatment it deserved. What Trow Editor's Wife—Wh matter! You look droidsorts. Are you in should say I was. Here and my patent insides York yet. Editor's Wife never told me anything sides.-Tid Bits. Senator Beck is getter down in Kentucky Louisville are openly o br-be candidates for favor other Senatorial is named who is said ter of $5000 if he would used to further the sch friends. For and About the Fair Sex. You often hear a woman say: "There's no use talking," but she doesn't think so, just the same.—New Haven News. THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE. "There’s something inexplicable about the mental make-up of a woman," replied Fogg to a female acquaintance. "There’s that Mrs. Smith, for example. She’s utterly unable to handle a horse, and yet she drives her husband around as though he were a baby." "Ah, but you forget," replied the lady; "the horse, you know, is a very intelligent animal." —Boston Transcript. THEY OFTEN GET MEN’S TIES OUT OF PLACE. Since it became fashionable for young ladies to wear a collar and necktie their superiority to men has been fully demonstrated. You never see a lady with her necktie over her ears. A brief trial of six months has taught women more in the necktie wearing art than men have learned in 6,000 years. A human being that can make a necktie stay in place should have the right to cast two ballots at every election. —Lynn Saturday Union. A NATURAL CONCLUSION. Sunday School Teacher—What did Lot do after his wife was turned into a pillar of salt, Sadie! Sadie—I’m pose be looked out for a fresh one. The Young Idea. A train was rushing along through some swamps in northern Indiana. The track was fringed on either side with "cat tails," literally thousands of their brown heads bobbing around in the breeze. A small boy had his nose glued to the window pane and his young eyes for a time eagerly drank in the scenery. He was evidently a city bred boy, for he presently exclaimed: "Mamma, I didn’t know that sausage grew in that way." —Chicago Herald. CONTRADICTORY ORDERS. "Bessie, temper is an awful thing. You ought to get rid of it." —Why, mamma, only yesterday you told me to keep it. —San Francisco Call. TEMPUS FUGIT. A little girl "On the Hill," Rondout, last night, strongly importuned her mother to allow her to go a short distance with another little girl. After promising not to be gone over five minutes, she was given permission. She did not return home for half an hour. Her mother took her to task by saying: "How is it? My little girl said she would be back in five minutes and she was gone over half an hour." "I don’t know, mamma, I dess the minutes was wubber and stwetched," was the child’s answer. —Kingston Freeman. The "Alf and Bob" Campaign in Tennessee AN ANSWER DEMANDED. Is There a Hidden Cause for Most Suffering? A Careful Investigation. The inhabitants of Boston and New England have been considerably awakened the past week over some important facts which have come out in articles in the papers as to the real cause of most modern diseases. Every one has known that there has been some mysterious cause for unexplained suffering that even the doctors could not account for. A hidden disease has been shown to be the real cause of most so called pneumonia, convulsions, apoplexy, etc. If this is true, it is of greatest importance that we understand it thoroughly. With this end in view, a representative of this paper has collected facts from various sources which are given herewith. Dr. J., H. Cutler, who resides at 20 REPORTER AND Popular street, said: DOCTOR. "I have, in common with all physicians, observed the alarming increase of kidney diseases leading to that fearful scourge, Bright’s disease, and have been constantly seeking for the proper means of meeting it. I have been prescribing Hunt’s Remedy for a great many of my patients with great success. I also administered it to my mother, and with much benefit." Mr. Samuel Littlefield, 1482 Washington ton, said: "I was troubled with kidney disease for years, which finally turned to gravel. I would be free from suffering for a long while, and then have the most terrible pains in my back. I also had inflammation of the worst kind in my bladder, and I was altogether in a fearful condition. I went to several physicians, but all to no purpose, and I found I was growing very feeble. A friend in Malden urged me to use Hunt’s Remedy. He had been cured of gravel and liver complaint by its use, and believed it would help me. Well, its effect was wonderful, and I cannot too highly thank my friend for the timely recommendation he made. I wish I could make every one know and understand what a valuable medicine it is." Mrs. Win. Gray, 1416 Tremont street, said: "I was troubled with kidney disease for a number of years, at times being so bad from swollen limbs and pains in the back that I was completely under the doctor's care. I received only tenure." "Read me for my cause, and be patient has ye may read." —SHAKESPEAK. The Greatest Study of Mankind is Man. The greatest study of mankind is man, And who er’s his wondrous frame deth so Ponder and devise to cure ‘an ill, Whether by device, fruit or pill, An equal benefactor is he; and we hasto The inventor of a cathartic of deliciosa tax To do him honor. Who remembers not how the distress mother, Her child’s entreaties tries to smother, That she insist not the horrid does be take The remembrance e’en now does nausea awaken, And food father, To be witness of his child’s torture, would rather Pay high price, If money could purchase Cathartic mea. We have it now! and great De Prati’s name Appears upon the scroll of Esculapian fame For after long study what would suit, Has hit upon DELICIOUS PRCITY To cure our ills. Away at once with draughts and pills; For whether it be indigestion, liver complaint or constipation, Or any disease to which flesh is heir, He here with pride does boldly declare, And on the assertion will wager big. That it can be cured by a HAMBURG FIGURE At Druggists, 25 cents a box. J. J. Mach & Co., Proprietors, San Francisco. The Baltimore American’s Washington correspondent asserts that Cleveland is quietly but surely bending his energies to secure a renomination and that Collector Bradley B. Smalley is now in the West working up a Cleveland boom. The Verdict Unanimous. W. D. Sult, Druggist, Bappus, Ind., testifies: "I can recommend Electric Bitters as the very best remedy. Every bottle sold has given relief in every case. One man took six bottles, and was cured of rheumatism of 10 years’ standing.” Abraham Hare, druggist, Bellville, Ohio, affirms: "The best selling medicine I have ever handled in my 20 years’ experience, is Electric Bitters." Thousands of others have added their testimony, so that the verdict is unanimous that Electric Bitters do cure all diseases of the Liver, Kidneys or Blood. Only a half dollar a bottle at A. Krug’s drug store. The annual report of the Patriotic Americans shows a membership swollen from 40,000 to 100,000 during the past year. The order admits only native-born American vot- A little girl "On the Hill," Rondout, last night, strongly importuned her mother to allow her to go a short distance with another little girl. After promising not to be over five minutes, she was given permission. She did not return home for half an hour. Her mother took her to task by saying: "How is it? My little girl said she would be back in five minutes and she was gone over half an hour." I doesn't know, mamma, I dess the minutes was wubber and stwetched," was the child's answer.—Kingston Freeman. The "Alf and Bob" Campaign in Tennessee They were rocked in the same cradle. Although they still sleep together, the have of late a way of keeping their weather eyes open. But they cannot both sit in the governor's chair.—The Judge. Bob Burdette's Boys. "Johnny Smallboy, you naughty, bad, boy! Your teacher was here just now and said you hadn't been at school this afternoon, and here you come home with your clothes damp and your hair wet! Now tell me this minute, where have you been all afternoon?" "Been down with the boys, ma, jumpin' off Brooklyn bridge." "Well, you go up stairs and put on dry clothes and when your pa comes home you'll get a good trouncing. I've heard him tell you a dozen times he'd whip you if you didn't quit jumping off that bridge, and now you'll catch it." The father of the family stands in a threatening attitude, thoughtfully trimming the larger knots off a nice long birch rool. Before him, trembling, his darling son, never dearer than now, in his twelfth year and but recently in mischief. The son, breaking the silence, which had grown painfully embarrassing, speaks, "Father, the preacher's in the parlor talking to sister Sophie about joining the church, the baby's sound asleep, and mamma's lying down with a headache. Can't we compromise this thing some way for the sake of harmony within the party?" And white winged peace stole softly into that room, and folding her snowy pinions, sat down on a hassock as though she intended to stay there until she hatched out a Turkish physician, but all to no purpose, and I found I was growing very feeble. A friend in Malden urged me to use Hunt's Remedy. He had been cured of gravel and liver complaint by its use, and believed it would help me. Well, its effect was wonderful, and I cannot too highly thank my friend for the timely recommendation he made. I wish I could make every one know and understand what a valuable medicine it is." Mrs. Wm. Gray, 1416 Tremont street, said: "I was troubled with kidney disease for a number of years, at times being so bad from swollen limbs and pains in the back that I was completely under the doctor's care. I received only temporary benefit until I began using Hunt's Remedy, which cured me entirely, and I cannot say too much in its favor." Captain Joseph L. Hayden, connected with the Walworth Manufacturing Company, residing at 924 East Fourth street, south Boston, spoke in the highest terms of Hunt's Remedy. "Many of my friends in Enfield, Mass., have used it with unusual results, and would not be without it. I employed it in my family when other remedies had proved wholly useless, and it was remarkable in its results. It completely cured my wife of pain in the back." Mr. H. Burney, ing within baggage master of the Eastern Railroad, declared that he had used Hunt's Remedy in his family for a long time, and would not be without it. He had not only found it good for kidney complaints (a trouble with which all railroad men are more or less afflicted) but his wife had used it successfully in a severe case of what was, apparently, dyspepsia. The uniform testimony which was given to the worth of this Remedy in Boston was born out by equally strong statements from residents in the suburbs. Mr. Joseph G. Bicknell of Cambridge port asserted that he had been a great sufferer. The fluids he passed were thick with brick dust sediment, and were voided with the greatest pain. Within four days from the time he began using Hunt's Remedy he passed a gravel stone larger than a pea, followed by other smaller ones. A speedy cure was the result, and he cannot recommend the remedy too highly. Mr. George P. Cox, proprietor of the last factory at Malden, had seen such wonderful effects of Hunt's Remedy among so many of his relatives and friends that he was enthusiastic in its favor. He had not only used himself with the greatest benefit, but two cousins, William W. and John F. Cox, had experienced unfold relief. He would not be without it if it cost $5 a bottle. Such statements lead us to the inevitable conclusion that, while Bright's disease of the kidneys is the concealed and actual cause of many complaints which bear other names, it can be both met and cured. Let all readers look to their condition at once, and thoroughly convince themselves whether they are or are not in perfect health, and then use that means which has been proven, and is known to be both pure, efficient, and good. When Baby sick we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child she creed for Castoria. When she became Miss she clung to Castoria. When she had Children she gave them Castoria. WIZARD OIL CONCERTS H Cures Neuralgia, Toothache, Headacha, Catarrh, Croup Throat, RHEUMATISM, Lame Back, Sprains, Bruises, Wounds and All Aches and Pains. Persons who profess to have been our partners or claim to have improvements on Wizard Oil are impostors and their medicines may infiltrate The genuine Wizard Oil is sold by all Druggists. Price: $0c. and $1 Our Song Book free to all Address WIZARD OIL COMPANY, CHICAGO. J.M.Griffith Company (A CORPORATION.) LUMBER DEALERS (Near Railroad Depot) ANAHEIM. Keep constantly on hand DOORS, BLINDS, WINDOWS MOULDINGS. POSTS, SHAKES, SHINGLES, LATH, HAIR, PLASTER OF PARIS. Anaheim Grist Mills The father of the family stands in a threatening attitude, thoughtfully trimming the larger knots off a nice long birchen rool. Before him, trembling, his darling son, never dearer than now, in his twelfth year and but recently in mischief. The son, breaking the silence, which had grown painfully embarrassing, speaks, "Father, the preacher's in the parlor talking to sister Sophie about joining the church, the baby's sound asleep, and mamma's lying down with a headache. Can't we compromise this thing some way for the sake of harmony within the party!" And white winged peace stole softly into that room, and folding her snowy pinions, sat down on a hassock as though she intended to stay until she hatched out a Turkish lounge.—R. J. Burdette in Brooklyn Eagle. Trials of the Dude. De Bergen—Aw, I say what—aw—do ye pay your man, Cholly! Cholly—Ten pun a mouth, old chappia. De Bergen—Ten pun. Why, me boy, ye can get a deuthed good one for six pun. Cholly—Ya—as, but this fellah, y'knaw, was once stable boy fah the Pwince of Wales. He's worth four pun more on that account, don't y'knaw. De Bergen—Aw, ya—as, of course. That's different. HE HAD TO SHAVE SOMETHING. Gentle Youth—Hold on there! You're taking all the skin off my lip. Barber—Weil, that is the only thing on your lip that I can take off. A SLANDER. Werker—Hullo, Harold, I'm surprised to see you at this hour. I heard you had gone to work. Harold (offended)—Naw, old chappie, you —aw—don't mean that now. Werker—Indeed, I heard so. Harold—Well—aw—you didn't believe it, did you! Werker—No; I knew you too well. Harold—Thank deah boy, thanks! I'm —aw—glad the base slandah weceived the treatment it deserved.—Chicago Rambler. What Troubled Him. Editor's Wife—Why, John, what is the matter? You look dreadfully pale and out of sorts. Are you in trouble! Editor-I should say I was. Here it is publication day and my patent insides haven't come from New York yet. Editor's Wife—Mercy, John, you never told me anything about your patent insides.—Tid Bits. Senator Beck is getting into very hot water down in Kentucky. His friends in Louisville are openly charged with efforts to be candidates for the Legislature who favor other Senatorial candidates. One man is named who is said to have received an offer of $5000 if he would permit himself to be used to further the schemes of Mr. Beck's friends. Santa Abie, THE KING OF CONSUMPTION. Every Bottle Warranted to soothe and strengthen the Brochial Tubes, allay inflammation and cleanse the Lungs of impurities. Gives Satisfaction and druggists like to sell it. "Your Lung Restorer, Santa Abie, is meeting with large sales, and gives universal satisfaction. W. B. Stepheneon, Druggist, Breckenridge, Colo." The Best Parties using your Lung Restorer, Santa Abie, pronounce it the best Cough Remedy on the market. W. E. Dement & Co., Druggists, Astoria, Or. Because It is the only remedy that gives instant relief, and therefore is preferred to all others. Those who have used it "Your remedies give satisfaction, and a customer with Brunchits says it is the only remedy that gives instant relief. Sebrell & Cover, Druggists, Riverside, Cal." 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Application for a Patent. U.S. LAND OFFICE. At Los Angeles, Cal., May 13, 1887. Notice is hereby given that Burdett Chandler and Walter S. Maxwell, whose postoffice address is Los Angeles, Cal., have this day filed their application for a patent for the Maxwell Oil claim, situated in the county of Los Angeles, State of California, and more particularly described as follows: to sit: Being the WJ of the NJ of the NEJ of Sec. 8, T 3 B. R 9 W, S.B.M and containing 40 acres. The location of this claim is recorded in the Recorder's office of the county of Los Angeles, in Book 8 of Miscellaneous Records, p. 57. Any and all persons claiming adversely any portion of said Maxwell Oil claim are required to file their adverse claims with the Register of the United States Land Office at Los Angeles, in the State of California during the sixty days' period of publication hered, or they will be barred by virtue of the provisions of the Statute. J. D. BETHUNE, Register (4-363.) C.U.S.LANDOFFICE. 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THE SWIFT SPECIFIC COMPANY, Atlanta, Ga.: Gentlemen—I have been an invalid pensioner for forty years, having contracted pulmonary and other diseases in the Mexican War, but not till the list of March, 1875; did I feel any symptoms of rheumatism. On that day I was suddenly stricken with that disease in both hips and ankles. For twenty days I walked on crutches. Then the pain was less violent, but it shifted from joint to joint. For weeks I would be totally disabled, either on one side of my body or the other. The pain never left me a moment for elbow and seven months—that is from March 1, 1875, when I was first attacked, to October 1, 1888, when I was cured. During these eleven years of intense suffering I tried innumerable prescriptions from various physicians, and tried everything suggested by friends, but if I ever received the least benefit from medicine taken internally or externally, I am not aware of it. Primarily about the first of September, I made arrangements to receive Hot Springs of Arkansas, having despaired of every other remedy when I accidentally met an old acquaintance in King, now of the Lawrence House of this city. He had once been a great sufferer from rheumatism, and, as I supposed he died by a visit to Hot Springs. But when I met him he told me that his visit to the Hot Springs was in vain because he fell ill from Hot Springs he heard for the first time of October as a remedy for rheumatism. He tried it and six bouts made a complete cure. Several years have passed since, but he has had no return of the disease. I immediately returned to try it. In September I took four pills, and by the first of October I was well—as far as the rheumatism was concerned. All pain had disappeared, and I HAVE NOT PUT A TRIGGER OF IT SICK. 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