anaheim-gazette 1887-07-14

WEEKLY GAZETTE. Published every Thursday. Established 1870. Richard Melrose EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: One Year $2.00 Six months 1.25 Three months 7.5 OFFICE In P.O. Boxing, Center Street, A shiem TRANSIENT ADVERTISING: DR. FLINT'S HEART REMEDY. Heart disease is developed by modern civilization, and is increasing to an alarming extent. Let him who suspects the existence of this cause of sudden death take this remedy at once—it will cure you. $1.50. Descriptive treatise with each bottle or mailed free. HAMBURG FIGS. It is often very difficult to tell what kind of a laxative to give a very young child who is suffering from constipation. The only medicine which is least the same time perfectly safe and pleasant to take is Hamburg Figs. 25 cents. At all Druggists; or address J. J. MACK & CO., 9 and 11 Front St., San Francisco, Cal. NYE ON HIS TRAVELS. Me Describes a Hostelry Called the Fifth Avenue Hotel. I am writing this at an imitation hotel where the roads fork. I will call it the Fifth Avenue hotel because the hotel at a railroad junction is generally called the Fifth Avenue, or the Gem City house, or the Palace hotel. I stopped at an inn some years since called the Palace, and I can truly say that if it had ever been a palace it was very much run down when I visited it. Just as the fond parent of a white-eyed, two-legged freak of nature loves to name his mentally diluted son Napoleon, and for the same reason that a prominent horse owner in Illinois last year socked my name on a tall, buckskin-colored colt that did not resemble me, intellectually or physically, a colt that did not know enough to go around a barbed wire fence, but sought to sift himself through it into an untimely grave, so this man has named his sway backed wigwam the Fifth Avenue hotel. It is different from the Fifth Avenue in many ways. In the first place there is not so much travel and business in its neighborhood. As I said before, this is where two railroads fork. In fact that is the leading industry here. The growth of the town is naturally slow, but it is a healthy growth. There is nothing in the nature of dangerous or wildcat speculation in the advancement of this place, and while there has been no noticeable or rapid advance in the principal business, there has been no falling off at all, and these roads are forking as much to-day as they did before the war, while the same three men who were present for the first glad moment are still here to witness its operation. Sometimes a train is derailed, as the papers call it, and two or three people have to remain over, as we did all night. It is at such a time that the Fifth Avenue hotel is the scene of great excitement. A large colfish, with a broad and sunny smile and his bosom full of rock salt, is tied in the creek to freshen and fit himself for the responsible position of floor manager of the colfish bail. A pale chambermaid, wearing a black jersey with large pores in it through which she is gently percolating, now goes joyously up the stairs to make the little postoffice lockbox rooms look ten times worse than they ever did before. She warbles a low refrain as she nimbly knocks loose the venerable dust of centuries and sets it afloat throughout the rooms. All is bustle about the house. Especially this chambermaid. We were put in the guest's chamber here. It has an atrophied bed made up of pains and counter-panes. THE Election Gardner. After Brett Lime Kiln national quail Walpole thirty-third division of local deal of wire gard to those election women informal back thirteen can neither read nor be whispered and said; "I want to am not a polite be all right. To-day an run land to-morrow ferent basis in creed to absoqu drap." A formal bark down Bebec wye 28. He returns lected words, the great S question. An brought out the feeling promising again are "My frens, de parceedin dat dis club d lytical basis. know 'nuff to two from six, couldn't get any necks. Dar' n His brief spect. A form three candidate back received was declared e in broken remi divided between latest improve down amid t president then ments: Librarian—H Janitor—W Keeper of th pole Inner guard—Outer guard Grand bound posters—Givea Chaplain, w chaplain to do The following pointed: On judiciary Smith and Sub HAMBURG FIGS. It is often very difficult to tell what kind of a laxative to give a very young child who is suffering from constipation. The only medicine which is at the same time perfectly safe and pleasant to take is Hamburg Figs. 25 cents. At all Druggists; or address J. J. MACK & CO., 9 and 11 Front St., San Francisco, Cal. KIDNEY Bladder, Urinary and Liver Diseases, Dropsy, Gravel, and Diabetes, are cured by HUNT’S REMEDY THE BEST KIDNEY AND LIVER MEDICINE. HUNT’S REMEDY cures Bright’s Disease, Retention or Non-Retention of Urine, Palms in the Back, Loins, or Sides. HUNT’S REMEDY cures Intemperance, Nervous Diseases, General Debility, Female Weakness, and Excesses. HUNT’S REMEDY cures Billiousness, Headache, Jaundice, Sour Stomach, Dyspepsia, Constipation and Piles. HUNT’S REMEDY ACTS AT ONCE on the Kidneys, Liver, and Bowels, restoring them to a healthy action, and CURES when all other medicines fall. Hundreds have been saved who have been given up to die by friends and physicians. Send for pamphlet to HUNT’S REMEDY CO., Providence, R. I. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. Dr. PARDEE'S REMEDY is the Greatest Blood A pale chambermaid, wearing a black jersey with large pores in it through which she is gently percolating, now goes joyously up the stairs to make the little postoffice lock-box rooms look ten times worse than they ever did before. She warbles a low refrain as she nimbly knocks loose the venerable dust of centuries and sets it afloat throughout the rooms. All is bustle about the house. Especially this chambermaid. We were put in the guest’s chamber here. It has an atrophied bed made up of pains and counter-panes. In the guest’s chamber. This last remark conveys to the reader the presence of a light, joyous feeling which is wholly assumed on my part. The door of our room is full of holes where locks have been wrenched off in order to let the coroner in. Last night I could imagine that I was in the act of meeting personally, the famous people who have tried to sleep here and who moaned through the night and who died while waiting for the dawn. The chambermaid is very versatile, and waits on the table while not engaged in agitating the overworked mattresses and pury pillows upstairs. In this way she imparts the odor of fried pork to the pillow cases and kerosene to the pie. She has a wild, nervous and apprehensive look in her eye as though she feared that some berculean guest might seize her in his great, strong arms and bear her away to a justice of the peace and marry her. She certainly cannot fully realize how thoroughly secure she is from such a calamity. She is just as safe as she was forty years ago, when she promised her aged mother that she would never elope with any one. Still, she is sociable at times and converses freely with me at table, as she leans over my shoulder, pensively brushing the crumbs into my lap with a general utility towel, which accompanies her in her various rambles through the house, and she asks which we would rather have—“tea or eggs!” This afternoon we will pay our bill, in accordance with a life-long custom of ours, and go away to permeate the busy haunts of men. It will be sad to tear ourselves away from the Fifth Avenue hotel at this place; still, there is no great loss without some small gain, and at our next hotel we may not have to chop our own wood and bring it up stairs when we want to rest. The landlord of a hotel who goes away to a political meeting and leaves his guests to chop their own wood, and then charges them full price for the rent of a boisterous and tempest-tossed bed, will never endear himself to those with whom he is thrown in contact. We leave at 2:30 this afternoon, hoping that the two railroads may continue to fork here just the same as though we had remained. Bill Nye in Boston Globe. Every-Day: 1. “First catch” 2. Place him in the tiller wheel una position at once ous. 3. Remark abo4. If the patihim. 5. Having latthe hydrant and w6. Lather the p7. Seize your r8. Rub patient. This sends the soaduces a tranquilitifine tooth razor ca9. More lathr. 10. If the patistuccooed with soamorning paper unis attained. 11. 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It will be sad to tear ourselves away from the Fifth Avenue hotel at this place; still, there is no great loss without some small gain, and at our next hotel we may not have to chop our own wood and bring it up stairs when we want to rest. The landlord of a hotel who goes away to a political meeting and leaves his guests to chop their own wood, and then charges them full price for the rent of a boisterous and tempest-tossed bed, will never endear himself to those with whom he is thrown in contact. We leave at 2:30 this afternoon, hoping that the two railroads may continue to fork here just the same as though we had remained.—Mill Nye in Boston Globe. An Easy Solution of the Question. When the Wisconsin Central road was building its line to Chicago, in passing through one of the small Wisconsin towns the tracks were laid directly behind a Methodist church. The Methodists grumbled, but took no definite action in the matter until a tank was built so close to the church as to keep the light from the windows. Then they drew up a petition setting forth the damage that had been done, and requesting $500 with which to remove the church. The president of the road was himself a Baptist, but he was sorry for the Methodists, and when he received the petition he thought he would see if he could do something for them. In consequence he forwarded the petition to F. N. Finney, with the request that he look into the matter and see what could be done. A few days later he was startled by having the petition returned to him with the following suggestions indorsed upon the back: "They had better sell out to the Baptists, and they can use our tank."—Chicago Mail. An Evident Lack of Confidence. Gentleman—There you are, Uncle Rastus. You just hand that order to Mr. Smith and he will pay you the money. Uncle Rastus (scanning the order)—And dis a verbal order, sah! Gentleman—No. If I gave you a verbal order he wouldn't pay it. Uncle Rastus (relieved)—Yas, dat's exactly wot Mister Smif sayed. He said ef I brought a verbal order dat he wudn't pay it. I reckon he hain't got much confidence in yo', sah.—Grip. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria, When she had Children, she gave them Castoria, 8. Rub patient. This sends the soxduce a tranquil fine tooth razor care. 9. More lather. 10. If the patient stuccoed with soap morning paper unda is attained. 11. Seize your rati three times on tha patient is particular spot. 13. Scrape both musically inclined during the ceremony. 14. After he is razor hurts. 15. If he says yes he swears that it does. 16. Inform patio might not hurt him. 17. Soak his face especially large qua. 18. Comb patient scrape magnesia over of lather fall on his give him the address taker, and. 19. Yell "Next!"- Some Precaution. He went home after feeling well took whi pills, and then slept When his wife awa began a search for she intended to sew the little one awoke them, and the busb Finally he remember the pills and saik: "Good beavens! tons."—Detroit Advice Amusing. A carpet trade paper spiring salesman who suit a lady after unr When the lady remai "Baby likes to see him not time to take the Boston Transcript. Bucklen's The best salve in Bruises, Sorea, Ulcer Sorea, Tetter, Chappin Corns, and all Skin y cures Piles, or guaranteed to give money refunded. P For sale by A. Krug THE LIME KILN CLUB. Election for Local Officers—Brother Gardner Instructs the Committee. After Brother Gardner instructed the Lime Kiln club in their position on international questions, on motion of Sir Isaac Walpole the meeting then opened on the thirty-third degree, and proceeded to the election of local officers. There has been a great deal of wire pulling during the summer in regard to these offices, and it was felt that the election would prove an exciting contest. An informal ballot for secretary brought out thirteen candidates, five of whom could neither read nor write. When this fact came to be whispered about, Brother Gardner arose and said; "I want to say to you five gem'len dat dis am not a political leckshun. If it was you'd be all right. A man kin leave de fool asylum to-day an run fur alderman in any city in da land to-morrer, but we do bizness on a different basis in dis club. Dot five of you purcceed to absquatulate, or you'll h'ar sunthin' drap!" A formal ballot was then taken, and Waydown Bebee was re-elected by a majority of 28. He returned his thanks in a few well selected words, in which he rung in Nero, Plato, the great Sahara desert and the Mormon question. An informal ballot for treasurer brought out twenty-eight candidates, and the feeling promised to be so high that the president again arose and said: "My freens, I doan' want to keep interruptin' de purseedin', but I must remind you agin dat dis club doan' hold its 'leckshuns on a polytical basis. Dar's a heap of you who doan' know n'uff to add five to seben, or to subtract two from six, an' dar' are some others who couldn't get a bond of $50 signed' to save deir necks. Dar'mus be more absquatulashun." His brief speech produced a wonderful effect. A formal ballot brought out only three candidates, and of those Trustee Pull-back received a majority of the votes and was declared elected. He expressed his thanks in broken remarks, which were about equally divided between the glacial period and the latest improvements in corn shellers, and sat down amid the heartiest applause. The president then made the following appointments: Librarian—Professor De Hoe. Janitor—Whalebone Howker. Keeper of the sacred reliies—Sir Isaac Walpole. Inner guard—Col. Cahoots. Outer guard—Deacon Smith. Grand bouncer of unruly members or imposters—Giveadam Jones. Chaplain, when there is anything for a chaplain to do—Rev. Penstock. The following committees were also appointed: On Judiciary—Lawful Davis, Assumpsit Smith and Subpoena Harper. Jake Contributes. "Looking for Jake, I suppose," said Sargeant Bendall as Mr. Dunder entered the station yesterday with a very long face. "Vhell, I like to see Shaka. I doan' know vhas I shall do mit dot boy." "What is it this time?" Mr. Dunder laid five alleged half dollar pieces on the desk in a row and replied: "Maybe you see done!" "I do." "Maybe it vhas goot money?" "Every one of 'em is bogus!" "Dot ish so. Some fellers pass 'em on me sometimes when I was in a hurry. I puts 'em all in a box behind der counter. Vhell, last Sunday Shake takes a notion to go mit Sunday school. Dot vhas all right. It vhas der vhy to make goot boys. Dis morning der superintendent comes down to me mit dis bogus money and says: "'Mr. Dunder, you haf some boy named Shake' ''Yes.' "'He vhas mit our Sunday school yesterday. He vhas a werry nice boy.' "'So he vhas.' "We take up a leedle collection to buy some new books, und your son Shake puts all dis money in der box. What shall you do aboud it!" "Vhell, sargeant, you see how it vhas. Dot vhas some more tricks by Shake, und I haf to shell out two dollar und a half good money to make up." "And where is Jake?" "He shilps oudt vhen dot man comes in, und I doan' find him any more. Maybe you see him pretty soon! If so, just tell him dot vhas sooch a good shoke dot I laugh all oafer, und dot he can come home. I vhill be laughing ha! ha! ha! vhen he comes in. I shall keep laughing till he goes down cellar mit me to see if dot gas meter vhas leaking, und den if you hear somebody yell oudt dot he vhas kilt und won't naefer do so any more you go right along and mind your business. It vhas Shake and me, und I vhas taking dot bogus money out of his hide!"—Detroit Free Press. A Comedian's Joke on a Humorist. When Eugene Field, the genial Chicago humorist, made a tour of the east last spring, the first city that he visited was Washington. Stilson Hutchins and several prominent residents of the capital had arranged to give Nat Goodwin a banquet on the night of the day that Mr. Field reached Washington. The humorist is a very warm friend of Mr. Goodwin, as well as Mr. Hutchins, so of course he was invited to be present at the banquet as soon as his presence in the town had become known, which was almost at the last minute. Mr. Field expressed much delight in accepting the invitation, and hurried to his hotel with the intention of donning his dress suit. After unpacking his trunk, he WIZARD OIL CONCERT Are remembered with pleasure by all, and may testify to the wonderful healing power. Hamlin's Wizard Oil It Cures Neuralgia, Teethache, Headache, Catarrh, Creep, Sore Throat, RHEUMATISM, Lame Back, Sprains, Bruises, Wounds and All Aches and Pains. Persons who profess to have been our partners claim to have improvements on Wizard Oil, an improvement and their medicines cheap imitation. The guineese Wizard Oil is sold by all Dragues Price: 60c and 81c. Our Sove Book free to address WIZARD OIL COMPANY, CHICAGO A TEN STRIKE. — Life. Every-Day Rules for Barbers. 1. "First catch your hair." 2. Place him in the chair and manipulate the tiller wheel until he is screwed down into a position at once uncomfortable and barbarous. 3. Remark about the weather. 4. If the patient wants a shave, lather him. 5. Having lathered the subject, rush to the hydrant and wash your hands. 6. Lather the patient again. 7. Seize your razor and sharpen it. 8. Rub patient's jaw for five minutes. This sends the soap inside the pores and produces a tranquility of the flesh that oven a fine tooth razor cannot disturb. 9. More lather. 10. If the patient's pores are not thoroughly stuccored with soap by this time, read your morning paper until the required stuccodity is attained. 11. Seize your razor once more and flourish it three times on the strop, and then inquire if the patient is particularly tender in any particular spot. 12. If he is scrape that spot until the subject shows signs of dissolution, then soothe him with lather. 13. Scrape both jaws with the razor, and if musically inclined whistle in the air. A Comedian's Joke on a Humorist. When Eugene Field, the genial Chicago humorist, made a tour of the east last spring, the first city that he visited was Washington. Stilson Hutchins and several prominent residents of the capital had arranged to give Nat Goodwin a banquet on the night of the day that Mr. Field reached Washington. The humorist is a very warm friend of Mr. Goodwin, as well as Mr. Hutchins, so of course he was invited to be present at the banquet as soon as his presence in the town had become known, which was almost at the last minute. Mr. Field expressed much delight in accepting the invitation, and hurried to his hotel with the intention of donning his dress suit. After unpacking his trunk, he discovered to his horror that his wife, in the hurry of packing, had neglected to put in the coat belonging to the suit. As it was nearly time for the banquet, Mr. Field was at a loss to know what to do. He certainly could not attend without a dress coat, so he hunted up Mr. Goodwin and confidentially informed him of his dilemma. "That's nothing," said Mr. Goodwin, "you must borrow one." The leader of our orchestra has a dress coat, and he is a very obliging fellow. Besides, he is a great admirer of your poetry." They had no difficulty in securing the coat. The owner of it was a fat man, and Mr. Field is a slim man, but Goodwin had no difficulty in making Field believe it a good fit by gathering it in the back in the manner of a Baxter street merchant. Then Goodwin and Field proceeded to the banquet board, where they proceeded to enjoy themselves hugely. After the feast, Mr. Field being called upon, he arose to deliver an original poem. Goodwin sat opposite to him, and as soon as Field started to spout he held up his arms in the posture of a violinist, and began to wield an imaginary bow. This took away Mr. Field's inspiration, and brought his mind vividly back to the owner of the coat. The result was great embarrassment, and Mr. Field broke down like a blushing school girl. Fortunately, for Mr. Goodwin, he has not been in Chicago since this occurrence—New York Star. Facetia. "Mamma," said a little boy, "there's something squeaking in my ear. I hear it every little while. There it squoke again!" TOO MANY INQUESTS. "Well, Simpson, I'm glad to see you back. Hope you made big money out of your show!" "I did at first, but lost it all in Texas." "Why, how sof?" "On account of that confounded mummy in our collection." The coroner would insist upon holding an inquest over it in every town we stopped at. It cost me $50 for fees every time—Harper's Bazar. It's All Very Well to Say Tack. NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT, IN COMPLIANCE with the provisions of the Act of Congress approved June 3, 1878, entitled "An Act for the sale of Timber Lands in the States of California, Oregon, Nevada and Washington Territory." Burdette Chandler, whose post office address is Los Angeles, Los Angeles county, California, has this day filed in this office his application to purchase the NEJ section No. 8, in Township No. 3 S., Range ko. 9 W., of the S.R. meridian. All persons holding any adverse claim thereto are required to present the same at this office within six days from the first publication of this notice. J.D.BETHUNE.Register IN THE SUPERIOR COURT OF THE State of California, in and for the county of Los Angeles. Horace Hayward plaintiff vs. Helen Hayward defendant—Action brought in the Superior Court of the state of California in and for the county of Los Angeles, and the complaint filed in said county of Los Angeles in the office of the Clerk of said Superior Court. The people of the State of California send greeting cards to them which are low refrainable coat through the house. They were put on countertop down amid the heartiest applause. The president then made the following appointments: Librarian—Professor De Hoe. Janitor—Whalebone Howker. Keeper of the sacred relics—Sir Isaac Walpole. Inner guard—Col. Cahoots. Outer guard—Descon Smith. Grand bouncer of unruly members or imposters—Giveadain Jones. Chaplain, when there is anything for a chaplain to do—Rev. Penstock. The following committees were also appointed: On judiciary—Lawful Davis, Assumpsit Smith and Subpoena Harper. On finance—Currency Jones, Specie Taylor and Credit Coleman. On foreign affairs—Professor Hawkins, Col. Snaffles and Judge Burns. On general harmony—Peaceful Johnson and Emblem Green. Brother Gardner said that other committees of less importance might be named later on. Such persons as had been named were expected to enter into committee work with energy and enthusiasm, and seek to make a success of whatever they might be asked to do. It was announced that the library would open at 7 and close at 10 o'clock through the fall and winter months, and frequenters of the place were cautioned about indulging in either political or religious debates in the room. The janitor was instructed to secure the services of a civil engineer to make a survey of the hall stove and estimate the amount of money which would put it in safe condition for the winter, and the keeper of the sacred relics was cautioned to keep his eyes peeled for a cheap bust of Gen. Jackson to stand in the southwest corner of the main hall. The meeting then went home—Detroit Free Press. Opening of the Bowling Season. A TEN STRIKE. — Life. Every-Day Rules for Barbers. 1. "First catch your hair." 2. Place him in the chair and manipulate the tiller wheel until he is screwed down into a position at once uncomfortable and barbarous. 3. Remark about the weather. 4. If the patient wants a shave, lather him. 5. Having lathered the subject, rush to the hydrant and wash your hands. 6. Lather the patient again. 7. Seize your razor and sharpen it. 8. Rub patient's jaw for five minutes. This sends the soap inside the pores and produces a tranquility of the flesh that oven a fine tooth razor cannot disturb. 9. More lather. 10. If the patient's pores are not thoroughly stuccored with soap by this time, read your morning paper until the required stuccodity is attained. 11. Seize your razor once more and flourish it three times on the strop, and then inquire if the patient is particularly tender in any particular spot. 12. If he is scrape that spot until the subject shows signs of dissolution, then soothe him with lather. 13. Scrape both jaws with the razor, and if musically inclined whistle in the air. A Comedian's Joke on a Humorist. When Eugene Field, the genial Chicago humorist, made a tour of the east last spring, the first city that he visited was Washington Stilson Hutchins and several prominent residents of the capital had arranged to give Nat Goodwin a banquet on the night of the day that Mr. Field reached Washington. The humorist is a very warm friend of Mr. Goodwin, as well as Mr. Hutchins, so of course he was invited to be present at the banquet as soon as his presence in the town had become known, which was almost at the last minute. Mr. Field expressed much delight in accepting the invitation, and hurried to his hotel with the intention of donning his dress suit. After unpacking his trunk, he discovered to his horror that his wife, in the hurry of packing, had neglected to put in the coat belonging to the suit. As it was nearly time for the banquet, Mr. Field was at a loss to know what to do. He certainly could not attend without a dress coat, so he hunted up Mr. Goodwin and confidentially informed him of his dilemma. "That's nothing," said Mr. Goodwin, "you must borrow one." The leader of our orchestra has a dress coat, and he is a very obliging fellow. Besides, he is a great admirer of your poetry." They had no difficulty in securing the coat. The owner of it was a fat man, and Mr. Field is a slim man, but Goodwin had no difficulty in making Field believe it a good fit by gathering it in the back in the manner of a Baxter street merchant. Then Goodwin and Field proceeded to the banquet board, where they proceeded to enjoy themselves hugely. After the feast, Mr. Field being called upon, he arose to deliver an original poem. Goodwin sat opposite to him, and as soon as Field started to spout he held up his arms in the posture of a violinist, and began to wield an imaginary bow. This took away Mr. Field's inspiration,and brought his mind vividly back to the owner ofthe coat.The result was great embarrassment,andMr.Field broke down like a blushing school girl.FortunatelyforMr.GoodwinhehasnotbeeninChicagosincethisoccurrence—NewYorkStar. Facetia. "Mamma," said a little boy,"there's something squeaking in my ear.I hear it every little while.NeverthelessagainanyportionofsaidMaxwellCollclaimarerequiredtofiletheadverseclaimswiththeRegisteroftheUnitedStatesLandOfficeatLosAngeles,theStateOfCalifornia,duringthesixtydaysperiodofpublicationhereof.ortheywillbebarredbyvirusoftheprovisionsoftheStatute.J.D.BETHUNE.Register (4) 363.) U.S.LANDOFFICE. Los Angeles Cal., May 31, 1887. NoticeofApplicationtoPurchaseTimberLand. NOTICEISHEREBYGIVENTHAT.INCOMPLIANCEwiththeprovisionsoftheActofCongressapprovedJune3，1878，entitled"AnActforthesaleofTimberLandsintheStatesOfCalifornia，Oregon,NevadaandWashingtonTerritory."BurdetteChandlerwhosepostofficeaddressisLosAngeles.LosAngelescountyCalifornia,hasthisdayfiledinthisofficehiscallipertothepurchasetheNEJsectionNo8.inTownshipNo3,S.Rangeko.W.oftheS.R.meridian. AllpersonsholdinganyadverseclaimtheretoarerequiredtospresentthesameatthisofficewithixytimesfromthefirstpublicationofthisnoticeJ.D.BETHUNE.Register. INTHESUPERIORCOURTOFTHEStateofCaliforniainandforthecountyofLosAngeles. HoraceHaywardplaintiffvs.HelenHaywarddefendant—ActionbroughtintheSuperiorCourtofthestateofCaliforniainandforthecountyofLosAngeles,andthecomplaintfileddinalscountyofLosAngelesintheofficeoftheClerkofsaidSuperiorCourt.ThepeopleoftheStateofCaliforniasendgreetingcardswhichincreasewhereverynightwhenitneedstobeintroducedovermycomputersofnorthumberlandcoastthroughthehouse.Moreconversesaresharedthatotherinhiswaytoletideamaginepersonallyandtosleepnightandwakeinmorningshowthatsometimeswhereveritmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhenitmaybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhen它maybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanotherpersonallyandtochopirswhen它 maybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanother personilyandtochopirswhen它 maybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanother personilyandtochopirswhen它 maybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanother personilyandtochopirswhen它 maybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanother personilyandtochopirswhen它 maybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanother personilyandtochopirswhen它 maybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanother personilyandtochopirswhen它 maybeusedtohelpmeintroduceanother personilyandtochopirswhen它 maybe usedtocheckmiscellaneousrecords,practices,andapplicationsforauditofthebankruptcyregimeinnewyorkstate.law.gov LATH,HAIR,PLASTEROFPARIS AnaheimGrist Mills OperatingonWEDNESEAYSandSATURDAYSofeachweek. GrainFeedMealetc.,ofallvarieties. CornShelledandShippedW.T.BROWN.Agent. J.S.S.WEBER. Centerstreet,Anaheim;dealerin STOVES,TINWARE, AGATEWARE, Pumps,PipesandBrassGoods. AllkindsofPlumbingandTinWorkdoneorderwantatedatlos Angelespricesagentfor Quick-MealGasoline Stove. AlsoagentfortheHALIDAYWINDSMILL, Thebestinuse.ApplicationforaPatent. ApplicationforaPatent U.S.LANDOFFICE. Los Angeles Cal., May 13，1887. NoticeofApplicationtoPurchaseTimberLand. NOTICEISHEREBYGIVENTHAT.INCOMPLIANCEwiththeprovisionsoftheActofCongressapprovedJune3，1878，entitled"AnActforthesaleofTimberLandsintheStatesOfCalifornia，Oregon,Nevada和WashingtonTerritory."BurdetteChandlerwhosepostofficeaddressisLosAngeles.LosAngelescountyCalifornia,hasthisdayfiledinthisofficehiscallipertothepurchasetheNEJsectionNo8.inTownshipNo3,S.Rangeko.W.oftheS.R.meridian. AllpersonsholdinganyadverseclaimtheretoarerequiredtospresentthesameatthisofficewithixytimesfromthefirstpublicationofthisnoticeJ.D.BETHUNERegister. INTHESUPERIORCOURTOFTHEStateofCaliforniainandforthecountyofLosAngeles. HoraceHaywardplaintiffvs.HelenHaywarddefendant—ActionbroughtintheSuperiorCourtofthestateofCaliforniainandforthecountyofLosAngeles,andthecomplaintfileddinalscountyofLosAngelesintheofficeoftheClerkofsaidSuperiorCourt.ThepeopleoftheStateofCaliforniasendgreetingcardssuchaswhereverynightwhenitneedstocheckmiscellaneousrecords,practices,andapplicationsforauditofthebankruptcyregimeinnewyorkstate.law.gov 8. Rub patient's jaw for five minutes. This sends the soap inside the pores and produces a tranquility of the flesh that even a fine tooth razor cannot disturb. 9. More lather. 10. If the patient's pores are not thoroughly stuccoed with soap by this time, read your morning paper until the required stuccidity is attained. 11. Seize your razor once more and flourish it three times on the strop, and then inquire if the patient is particularly tender in any particular spot. 12. If he is scrape that spot until the subject shows signs of dissolution, then soothe him with lather. 13. Scrape both jaws with the razor, and if musically inclined whistle in the patient's ear during the ceremony. 14. After he is entirely flayed ask if the razor hurts. 15. If he says yes, continue the process until he swears that it does not hurt. 16. Inform patient that a little shampoo might not hurt him. 17. Soak his face with bay rum, putting an especially large quantity on all raw spots. 18. Comb patient's hair on wrong side, scrap magnesia over his black tie, let a drop of lather fall on his boots, hand him his hat, give him the address of a convenient undertaker, and 19. Yell "Next!"—Life. Some Pretty Hard Pills. He went home a few nights ago and not feeling well took what he supposed to be four pills, and then slept the sleep of the just. When his wife awoke in the morning she began a search for four shoe buttons which she intended to sew on baby's shoes before the little one awoke. She could not find them, and the husband joined in the search. Finally he remembered where he had found the pills and salk: "Good heavens! I swallowed them buttons."—Detroit Advertiser. Amusing the Baby. A carpet trade paper tells a story of a perennial salesman who seemed to be unable to suit a lady after unrolling miles of his stock. When the lady remarked to her companion, "Baby likes to see him roll them out, and its not time to take the train yet," he gave it up. Boston Transcript. Bucklen's Arnica Salve. The best salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Sorea, Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Fever Sorea, Tetter, Chapped Handa, Chilblains, Corna, and all Skin Eruptions, and positive cures Pilea, or no pay required. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfaction, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box For sale by A. Krug. Rigid Court Etiquette. "Her majesty," writes a London correspondent, "eats at state dinners without gloves." The reason for that is at once apparent. It enables her majesty to get a better grip on the wing of a chicken. In wrestling with the common hen of commerce at the dinner table she must be handled without gloves, or the battle is lost. Gloves would also be very much in the way when her majesty desired to clutch an ear of corn by each end, the tip and the lobe, so to speak, while she gnawed at it amidships. You see, there are a hundred emergencies that might arise during the progress of a state dinner wherein gloves would be in the way.—R. J. Burdette. Post Facto Legislation. Chronology: Old Gentleman ("putting a few questions")—Now, boys—ah—can any of you tell me what commandment Adam broke when he took the forbidden fruit? Small Scholar ("like a shot")—Please, sir, th' worn no commandments then, sir! (Questioner si corrected.)—London Punch. Terrible Pains. DR. 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You are hereby required to appear in an action brought against you by the above named plaintiff, in the Superior Court of the State of California in and for the county of Los Angeles, and to answer the complaint filed therein, within ten days (exclusive of the day of service), after the service on you of this Summons, if served within this county; or, if served elsewhere, within thirty days, or judgment by default will be taken against you according to the prayer of said complaint. He said action is brought to obtain a decree dissolving the bonds of matrimony existing between the plaintiff and defendant, and giving to plaintiff the care, custody and education of the minor children of plaintiff and defendant, and for cost of suit reference is bad to complaint for particulars. 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