anaheim-gazette 1886-03-06

ANAHEIM VOL. XVI. IRELAND'S WANTS. New York, Feb. 23 — The New York Independent publishes an article by Justin McCarthy, member of Parliament, setting forth in intelligible form for American readers what Parnell and his conferes, include in their demand for Home Rule. He begins by saying that the Nationalists do not demand separation, but would not be satisfied with mere local Boards; that very many Irishmen would be glad for separation, but they recognize that the spirit of the age does not favor small, independent States, not rather an agglomeration of States, and that therefore the question of separation does not come into practical politics. He then goes on to say: "All the Irishmen I know, certainly all the responsible Irishmen, are well content to see Ireland part of Great Britain, provided she is a partner with England on fair terms. If she is, they are willing that Ireland should be in partnership, but they are not willing that she should be in subjection. What they say to the English statesmen is thus: Give Ireland the right to manage her own affairs within the line of seafoam that washes her shores; give her the right to do for herself what every State in the American Union has the right to do for itself, what every one of the English colonies in Canada and Australia can do; give us this much and we are willing to live in friendly partnership with you." "As to imperial affairs we would easily arrange. A compromise might be fought. My own idea of a satisfactory system would be to have a home rule Parliament for England, another Mr. Scotland, and if needs were yet another for Wales, as well as for Ireland, and as Imperial Parliament in which all should be represented for imperial affairs and affairs of common interest many others like them, are now chosen representatives of Ulster constituencies. Mr. Sexton went near to carrying the division of Belfast. I was only twenty votes behind my Orange competitor for the representation of the Orange city of Derby. Tell me of a Protestant being oppressed by his Catholic neighbors in such a country and under such conditions. But by all means let a guarantee be given if it is thought desirable or necessary. Let it be given in any form that national men can devise. I shall make no trouble about that." The Foul Flend. HARRISBURG, Pa., Feb. 8 — News of a strange and mysterious occurrence at Middlesbury. Dauphin county, has been received here. On Thursday morning there was a jovial crowd in a hotel at that place, and while they were imbibing, Special Motter entered. Motter was well known throughout the country as a patent-medicine pedler and was about 55 years of age. His wife died in the almshouse some time ago, and since then he has been living near this place. Shortly after Motter entered, a discussion on religious subjects arose. The sacrament of the Lord's supper was talked about. Motter became very earnest in his talk, and finally dared the men to indulge in an imitation of the Lord's supper. They agreed to have it with beer and bread, and accordingly a glass was hled with that beverage. They then knelt in mock humility, and with the beer in one hand and the bread in the other. Motter went along distributing a bit and sup each. Suddenly, when he was about half through a strange noise was heard, and looking up the men saw a sight that "made their blood... the American Union has the right to do for itself what every one of the English colonies in Canada and Australia can do; give us this much and we are willing to live in friendly partnership with you. "As to imperial affairs we would easily arrange. A compromise might be found. My own idea of a satisfactory system would be to have a home rule Parliament for England, another for Scotland, and others were yet another for Wales well as for Ireland, and an Imperial Parliament in which all should be represented for imperial affairs and affairs of common interest. This would be just such a system as you Americans have, and as Canada and Australia have. But neither England nor Scotland wants a Home Rule Parliament for herself just yet. I say just yet, because the demand and the necessity will come some day. Sooner or later England and Scotland will find that it is impossible to get through local parishal, national and imperial business in one centralized, legislative body, but just yet this is not fully recognized, and therefore there is a certain difficulty about establishing a system which should give Ireland and Ireland also a domestic Parliament and at the same time agree to Ireland full representation in the Imperial Parliament. Englishmen say: It is unreasonable that you should expect to come out here and take part in the government of our affairs." I do not think there is much in the objection, but the objection is made and has to be taken into account. Therefore, I at least should be quite willing to accept a Parliament in it college Green, Dublin and to give up all right to a seat in the Imperial Parliament at Westminster. "Some arrangements certainly be made as to Ireland's score in common taxation and her voice in imperial affairs. No serious difficulty would arise about that. Give us an Irish Parliament, and we will show that we are really no meet England on fair and reasonable grounds of compromise and arrangement as to other matters, but it must be an Irish Parliament, not a system of local boards. What is the difference?" it may be asked. Even in practice the difference would be very great. In principle, the difference is the difference between what we want and what we do not want. We want to have the existence of the Irish nation recognized. We want an Irish National Parliament, free to make what laws it will for the internal administration of Ireland. We could not accept the control of this Parliament at Westminster or of the Save sign, prompted by English advisers. That would be to hand us over to the control of an English majority again. But we should be quite willing to accept the control of the Sovereign acting on the advice of her Irish ministers, the same principle as that which prevails in Canada and Australia. Of course it would be merely nominal control, just as it is in Canada and Australia, and in England herself. The control of the Sovereign in those countries never again can be abystring but nominal. The sacrament of the Lord's supper was talked about. Mortor became very earnest in his talk, and finally dared the men to indulge in an imitation of the Lord's supper. They agreed to have it with beer and bread, and accordingly a glass was filled with that beverage. They then knelt in mock humility, and with the beer in one hand and the bread in the other. Matter went along distributing a bit and supra each. Suddenly, when he was about half through a strange noise was heard, and looking up the men saw a sight that "made their blood cool and froze the marrow in their bones." As near as the scared men could describe it, they declare that it was an immense ill-formed and foul breath with great cloven feet, pointed horns, and eyes that flash fire. With wild yells the men rushed out into the open air and scattered in every direction. Finally all of them reached their homes except Matter, who was away for a long time, and at last he arrived, a maniac. He was put to bed and physicians summoned, but they could do nothing for him. He raved, howled and prayed, declaring that he had seen the Earl Oat, and that he was lost. His torture was terrible, but nothing could be done to relieve him, and he died in the wilful agony. The deathbed scene is said to have been fall of horrors that can hardly be described. The Age of Invention. Inoculation of rabbit with the bacillus of tubercular consumption is proposed as a method of exterminating them in Australia. Creative motion is proposed by a Philadelphia inventor. His idea is to glaze them thus making a tight and imperishable receptacle; the object being to protect underground water currents from pollution. Mineral wool is said to be coming into use in the construction of buildings; on account of its strength, lightness, and resistance to the coexistence of heat. It has also the advantage of being biodegraded. The manufacture of alcohol from wood has increased rapidly within a few years, and it is said to be used largely for patent batters, ginger extracts and other alcoholic compounds whose strong flavor makes it unnecessary to use a better quality of spirits. Wool alcohol is a dangerous product, and sometimes gives rise to serious disturbances of the brain and nervous system. A St Louis doctor is credited with having cut off the tails of two lizards and united the animals by sewing the stumps together, thus making a species of Stamese twins. The object of the experiment was to ascertain if blood could be transfixed by this method; and one writer maintains that if, for example, a weak and bloodless invalid were attached in this manner to a strong and healthy animal, the result must be favorable to the invalid. Dr. Roussel of Paris is said to have kept it with water. Client (with air). Now I live. And you want me nicely.* What is this the lawyer now says. I should say us to plank down. Wife—Well. Carrie waits no longer! I wouldn't help him. I don't ambition him. The boy can't haunt in the attic and stairs. It will be safe me $100. "I can't give you able-bodied fellow earning a living work," air." "The venture to say, don't throw your wouldn't like Tennyson wilt him." Father two like him. You I thought that you Father—Oh his any use for his writing personally a A Kansas paper—the following item has been preceding this place, throwing out last week. He sailed me since he came can't get a better block convassing by the Rev. Biggs wilt and our people don'a mean." "We are glad to pleasure to state," worked phrases of me. We seldom take up pers without learning ly rollicking in glitter item that hardly quips the lay bosson. But too much gladness is really to cheer us to will give pleasure to Max knows a young affair of her convict house where Mother creed. One day not who has the care of family came to make conversing with the family on their spirit to the young woman with all unctuous dear daughter, are "No Doctor," said The control of an English Ministry over Ireland's domestic Parliament would be a very real and altogether intolerable control. Ireland would be quite willing to give any requisite guaranty by an article in the written Constitution or otherwise, for the protection of the minority of all their freedom of conscience in all their rights of whatever kind. Nothing could be less needed than such a guarantee. Nothing is farther from the mind and heart of Catholic Ireland than to do the slightest wrong to the Protestants of Ireland. With the single exception of O'Connell, all the great Irish leaders have been Protestants, and some of O'Connell's most powerful supporters were Protestants. See what a list it is: Walter Tone, Lord Edward Fitzgerald, Robert Emmet, Smith O'Brien, John Mitchell, Isaac Butt, Charles Stewart Parnell—all Protestants. Among the new members elected to serve Ireland's national cause in the Imperial Parliament are several earnest Protestants who would be rather amused if they were asked whether they were not afraid of being deprived of their freedom of worship if an Irish Parliament were to be established. What about that northern province of Ireland, which we hear of as 'Protestant Ulster?' I ask my American readers to get well into their minds the fact that a majority of the members returned to Parliament from the province of Uister are Nationalists and devoted followers of Mr. Parnell. Let us name some of them: Mr. Healy, Mr. Biggar, William O'Brien, William Redmond, Arthur O'Connor. Every American has heard of these names, and knows that they are the names of men absolutely devoted to the Irish national cause. These men, and sometimes gives rise to serious disturbances of the brain and nervous system. A St. Louis doctor is credited with having cut off the tails of two lizards and united the animals by sewing the stumps together, thus making a species of Stametes twins. The object of the experiment was to ascertain if blood could be transfused by this method; and one writer mains that if, for example, a weak and bloodless invalid were attached in this manner to a strong and healthy animal, the result must be favorable to the invalid. Dr. Roussel of Paris is said to have met with encouraging success in such an experiment. Horticulturists on the Chinese Question. At a meeting of the State Horticultural Society held in San Francisco on Saturday at the Grand Hotel, the Chinese question was fully discussed. Resolutions were adopted as follows: Resolved That it was a mistake on the part of our government when it encouraged Chinese or any other lower classes of civilization in coming to the United States. Resolved That this class of labor is a necessity now to the horticultural interest of the State. Resolved That it is the sense of this meeting that Congress should pass a law forever estopping the immigration of the Chinese to this country, and that there should be no more return certificates issued. Resolved That death and departure will thin the ranks of the Chinese, and the labor question will be thus settled without injury to any industry. Resolved That each member of this association will at all times give preference to white men as laborers, when we can do so without material injury to our interests. A San Bernardino Reservoir The Bear Valley reservoir is filled to a height of forty-two feet by the winter rains. Last year it was filled to only thirty-four feet, and only two feet of that amount was drawn off last summer, when a stream of 300 inches was run for a couple of months, lowering the water at the rate of a quarter of an inch each 24 hours. It is estimated that the reservoir will yet fill up five feet more, which is as full as the dam will allow. Riverside Press. WEEKLY EIM ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA: SATURDAY, MARCH 6, 1886. SMILES. Country bride (looking over bill of fare)—"John, what's Patty de fee grass?" "Sh! Don't talk so loud, or people'll think we're ignorant. It must be French for celery." Mr. Fogg (reading from morning paper)—Why, my dear, this is very sudden. Our friend, Mrs. Smith, has died. Mrs. Fogg—Mrs. Smith! You don't say! How very glad I am that we had her to tea last week. Miss Latewaiter, of doubtful age—Have you noticed thisaint necklace of mine, Miss Pepper? Papa had it made for me in Florence when I was a little child. "Indeed; why it is a real antique, isn't it? "Does your wife talk in her sleep?" aski one married man of another one day when they were comparing notes. "I don't be awake to see," replied the heartless husband, "but she talks all the rest of the time, so I rather guess she does." In Texas the colored servant changs her employer about once every two weeks. "An elat you!" said Matilda Snowball, meeting Belinda Jackson. "Oh course hit's me." "Who am you lovin' will now?" "I ain't livin' will no one." I seemed married." Client (with much excitement)—There sir, Now, I've stated my case. Lawyer—and you want my advice? Client—Certainly.* What is the first thing to be done? As a lawyer, now? Lawyer—Well, as a lawyer, I should say that the first thing would be to plank down a retaining fee. Client—Oh! Wife—Well, No! what do you think Charlie wants now? He asked me to day if I wouldn't help him tease you to buy him a big bike. I thought at father (who once had ambitions) himself—Bicycle? Nonsense! The boy can't have it. Tell him rhapsodies fill my soul," she exclaimed. "I really believe that I could finish that poem on the 'Crystalline Snow' if my ink wasn't frozen. Oh, why—" "Hi there, Rosey," sounded a gruff voice from the foot of the stairs. "Yer mother's got the rheumatix; yer'll have to come down and fry the bacon for breakfast." Thus it is that the poetical and practical, the sublime and ridiculous, are continually commingled. A Tongue Guard Society. A few weeks ago we published a description of the Tongue Guard Society, to which the members pledge themselves to give one penny to its treasury every time they speak disparagingly of another person. The money thus raised is used for the benefit of the poor. Every week we hear of new people forming branches among themselves, some of them even selecting their own beneficiaries, whom they charitably assist by the money accumulated. A number of persons have already received help from this novel source of revenue, which is a species of atonement to counterbalance the almost universal failing 'of speaking spitefully against persons.' For the benefit of new branches we have been requested to place before the public the following laws that govern this society: Article I. The name of this association shall be the Tongue Guard Society. Art. II. Any person may become a 'member of this society by signing this constitution and conforming to its rules.' Art. III.* We the undersigned plead THE MOUSE PLAGUE OF BRAZIL. It is well known that the fauna of America, especially that of the higher animals presents a large number of peculiar types. Under ordinary circumstances they are not at all abundant, so that at times natives can secure specimens of many species with difficulty. The most inconceivable increase and abundance during certain years to such an extent that they become a national calamity, is thus the more remarkable. In the colony of Lourenco one these remarkable visitations has thus been described: "In the months of May and June, 1876, they suddenly appeared in enormous numbers. They invaded the main fields in such great numbers that the cow seemed literally alive with them, destroying in a few days everything that was edible and where, but a short time before, bushes of grain might have been harvested, not a car reclaiming, and the noise produced by their nibbling and climbing was audible for a considerable distance. After the corpse were devastated, the potatoes next received their attention: Only the larger were eaten in the ground; such as were transportable were carried away and hidden in hollow trees, or other retreats, for future use. Gourds and pumpkins, ever the hardest, were guawed through and eaten. 'O green food, such as clover, oats, barley, no leaf was left standing; even weeds were cut down and the inner parts eaten out. "In the house the struggle for existence of these long tailed invaders was truly amazing. In many of the dwellings hundred were killed in a single day. The cats could contribute but little aid fighting such a plague, for not only were many of the rats so large that it would have been an unequal contender but those who were taken out." Client (with much excitement)—There sir, Now, I’ve stated my case. Lawyer—and you want my advice? Client—Certainly. What is the first thing to be done? As a lawyer, now! Lawyer—Well, as a lawyer, I should say that the first thing would be to plank down a retaining fee. Client—Oh. Wife—Well, No! what do you think Charlie was now? He asked me to day if I wouldn’t help him tease you to buy him a bible. I didn’t father (who once had ambitions himself)—Bicycle? Nonsense. The boy can’t have it. Tell him to go up in the attic and fall down two flights of stairs. It will be just about the same thing and save me $100. “I can’t give you any money. A stout, able-bodied fellow like you ought to be earning a living.” “But I haven’t any work, air.” “That’s your own fault. I’ll venture to say. You lack energy. You don’t throw yourself into your work.” “I wouldn’t like to. Nor would you sir.” “Oh, I wouldn’t, en! Why not!” “In a grave digger.” Literary young lady (to her father)—Paw, I think it’s awful strange that you don’t like Tennyson when everybody dots on him.” Father (with a look of surprise) I do like him. Young lady—I am so glad for I thought that you disliked his writings. Father—Oh, his writings; well, I haven’t any use for his writings, but I haven’t anything personally against the old man. A Kansas paper the other day contained the following item: The Rev. Boggs, who has been preaching to the Presbyterians of this place, threw up his position in disgust last week. He said he hadn’t eaten a square meal since he came into the town, and if he can't get a better church he will go into the book canvassing business. The trouble with the Rev. Boggs was that he wasn't a roster and our people don't want any other kind of a mean. “We are glad to learn,” and “it gives us pleasure to state,” are two of the hardest worked phrases of the ecclesiastical editor. We seldom take up certain religious newspapers without learning that the editor is fairly rollicking in gladness over some little item that hardly quips Am's heart thrub in the lay bosom. But after all, there is none too much gladness in the world, and it ought really to cheer us to know how little a thing will give pleasure to some people. Max knows a young woman who is not afraid of her convictions. She lives in a house where Methodism is the prevailing creed. One day not long since the dominie who has the care of kids in that particular family came to make a pastoral visit. After conversing with the older members of the family on their spiritual welfare, he turned to the young woman in question and said, with all uncertainties: “And you, my dear daughter, are you a child of God?” No, Doctor, said the young woman: "Em In all court houses in New York every dirty copies of the Bible are used in a way which, the editor of the Herald of Health thinks, and in which almost every one will contour is dangerous to health. When puritors or witnesses are sworn, they are expected to take the Bible in one hand, and after repeating the oath to kiss the book with their lips. Clean and unclean people do this哲iscriminately, and it does not take long to make the cover, and even the leaves, of this book very fool. Such a use of it, it seems to me is unwarrantable. The Bible says: "Swear not at all; neither by the heaven, for it is the throne of God; nor by the earth, for it is the footstool of his feet; nor by Jerusalem, so it is the city of the great King." Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, for then cannot make one hair white or black. But let your speech be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay; and whatsoever is more than these cometh of the evil one." Cleanly people, who do not wish to kiss a book sadden with grease and foul with fifth, are allowed to affirm, which is certainly preferable. Others practice a harmless sort of evasion, by holding the book in such a way that they can kiss their thumb without being observed by the officer of the court; who, by the way, is rarely very watchful, and is satisfied if one goes through with the form rather than the spirit of the oath—New York Paper. "If aught good thou canst not say Of thy brother, lie or friend. Take them ther the silent way. Lest in word thou shouldist offend." Article I. The name of this association shall be the Tongue Guard Society. Art II. Any person may become a member of this society by paging this constitution and conforming to its rules. Art III. We the undersigned pleghos ourselves to endeavor to speak no evil of any one. Art IV. Should we, however, through carelessness break our pledge, we agree for each and every offense to torse the sum of 1 cent; the money so fortified to be placed in a box reserved for this purpose and to be expended semi annually, for charitable objects. Art V. We also agree to use our best endeavors to increase the membership of the society in our town and to assist in organizing societies in other places. Act VI. It is, however, understood that when called upon to give our opinion of the character of another it shall be done in truth, remembering in what we say the Scripture injunction, "Do unto others as you would that they should do unto you."—Hartford Times. A Wrong Use of the Bible. In all court houses in New York every dirty copies of the Bible are used in a way which, the editor of the Herald of Health thinks, and in which almost every one will contour is dangerous to health. When puritors or witnesses are sworn they are expected to take the Bible in one hand, and after repeating the oath to kiss the book with their lips. Clean and unclean people do this哲iscriminately, and it does not take long to make the cover, and even the leaves, of this book very fool. Such a use of it, it seems to me is unwarrantable. The Bible says: "Swear not at all; neither by the heaven, for it is the throne of God; nor by the earth, for it is the footstool of his feet; nor by Jerusalem, so it is the city of the great King." Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, for then cannot make one hair white or black. But let your speech be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay; and whatsoever is more than these cometh of the evil one." Cleanly people, who do not wish to kiss a book sadden with grease and foul with fifth, are allowed to affirm which is certainly preferable. Others practice a harmless sort of evasion, by holding the book in such a way that they can kiss their thumb without being observed by the officer of the court; who, by the way, is rarely very watchful, and is satisfied if one goes through with the form rather than the spirit of the oath—New York Paper. "If aught good thou canst not say Of thy brother, lie or friend. Take them ther the silent way. Lest in word thou shouldist offend." Article I. The name of this association shall be the Tongue Guard Society. Art II. Any person may become a member of this society by paging this constitution and conforming to its rules. Art III. We the undersigned pleghos ourselves to endeavor to speak no evil of any one. Art IV. Should we, however, through carelessness break our pledge, we agree for each and every offense to torse the sum of 1 cent; the money so fortified to be placed in a box reserved for this purpose and to be expended semi annually, for charitable objects. Art V. We also agree to use our best endeavors to increase the membership of the society in our town and to assist in organizing societies in other places. Act VI. It is however, understood that when called upon to give our opinion of the character of another it shall be done in truth, remembering in what we say the Scripture injunction, "Do unto others as you would that they should do unto you."—Hartford Times. A Wrong Use of the Bible. In all court houses in New York every dirty copies of the Bible are used in a way which, the editor of the Herald of Health thinks, and in which almost every one will contour is dangerous to health. When puritors or witnesses are sworn they are expected to take the Bible in one hand, and after repeating the oath to kiss the book with their lips. Clean and unclean people do this哲iscriminately, and it does not take long to make the cover, and even the leaves, of this book very fool. Such a use of it, it seems to me is unwarrantable. The Bible says: "Swear not at all; neither by the heaven, for it is the throne of God; nor by the earth, for it is the footstool of his feet; nor by Jerusalem, so it is the city of the great King." Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, for then cannot make one hair white or black. But let your speech be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay; and whatsoever is more than these cometh of the evil one." Cleanly people, who do not wish to kiss a book sadden with grease and foul with fifth, are allowed to affirm which is certainly preferable. Others practice a harmless sort of evasion, by holding the book in such a way that they can kiss their thumb without being observed by the officer of the court; who, by the way, is rarely very watchful, and is satisfied if one goes through with the form rather than the spirit of the oath—New York Paper. "If aught good thou canst not say Of thy brother, lie or friend. Take them ther the silent way. Lest in word thou shouldist offend." Article I. The name of this association shall be the Tongue Guard Society. Art II. Any person may become a member of this society by paging this constitution and conforming to its rules. Art III. We the undersigned pleghos ourselves to endeavor to speak no evil of any one. Art IV. Should we, however, through carelessness break our pledge, we agree for each and every offense to torse the sum of 1 cent; the money so fortified to be placed in a box reserved for this purpose and to be expended semi annually, for charitable objects. Art V. We also agree to use our best endeavors to increase the membership of the society in our town and to assist in organizing societies in other places. Act VI. It is however, understood that when called upon to give our opinion of the character of another it shall be done in truth, remembering in what we say the Scripture injunction, "Do unto others as you would that they should do unto you."—Hartford Times. A Wrong Use of the Bible. In all court houses in New York every dirty copies of the Bible are used in a way which,the editor ofthe HeraldofHealth thinks,andinwhichalmosteveryonewillcontourisnoblemnes;furniture;clothes,hats,books...everyherethetracesofteenth Theygnawedthehoofsofcowsandhorsesinthestablesliterallyateupfattedhogs,andoftenbitawaythehairofpersonsduringsleep Theypenetratedallapartments,andgnawedthewaythroughboardsandwallsofhouses.Ditchesthatweredugaboutgranaries didnotsuffice;themwould climbovereachotherinsomecornerorother,andthusreachthetop." The foregoing account of one occurrence in Laurence will suffice to show to what an extenttheplaguereaches.The same provincehas sufferedsimilarlyin1843and1853andinallprobabilitywillagainin1859.Ourastonishmentatthestrangeappearanceanddisappearanceofsuchswarmsofanimallifeisgreatlyincreasedwhenweperceiveinwhatacloserelationofcauseandeffectitstandswiththepresenceorabsenceoffoodsupply;andprobablynowhereamongthevertebrateanimalsistherelationmoreapparentthanhere. This food supplyis defivedfromtheseofa largebamboo grass(Taqqueryor Cree country)growing throughout Brazil. This grass grows in dense thickets,totheheightof thirtyto fortyfeet,and bears,averylargequantityofseed.Itsnaturalhistoryisremarkable.Atregularintervals,varminginthedifferentspeciesfromsixtothirtyyears.itmaturesandbloomsandthendisappears.Yetmoreremarkableistheuniformitywithwhichitattainsmaturitythroughoutanentireprovince,iifnotthewholesouthernpartofBrazil. 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She lives in a house where Methodism is the prevailing creed. One day not long since the dominance who has the care of souls in that particular family came to make a pastoral visit. After conversing with the elder members of the family on their spiritual welfare, he turned to the young woman in question and said, with all unctuousness: "And you, my dear daughter, are you a child of God?" "No, Doctor," said the young woman, "I'm an Episcopalian." He—It was natural, you know, that I should be attracted to you. She shyly—Indeed, why? He—Well, you know, your brother studied law in the same office with me, and we were admitted to the bar together. She—But what had that to do with me? He—Why don't you see, I looked upon him as a brother in law? She (clushing)—Oh, I see. He—Yes; a brother in law does, as it were. Now I propose that he shall be a brother-in-law de facto as well. Then he slipped the engagement ring on her nigger and their heads came close together and the parian cup on the mantel looked as if he was about to clap his wings and crow. Two nice young Maine persons are in a state of mind, and all on account of the careless business manager of an Augusta newspaper. One of the young persons wrote to the other, directing her letter to the newspaper office where he worked, and the business manager not noticing the address, tore open the envelope and handed it over to the editor, who clapped it in the young folks' column as a communication, the name of the sender and sendee of the letter both appearing. The young man, who had been awaiting some word from the lady, first learned of the course the letter had taken when he saw it in the paper. Their feelings are much easier imagined than described. The soft snow clung to each overhanging limb of the trees, and the sun lighted up the scene with a touch of gold. It was really a beautiful sight that greeted the eye of Rosalind McGush as she parted the curtains of her boudoir and gazed forth. "Oh, what Clearing Away the Sand About the Sphinx. From the London Times Operations have been lately begun for the purpose of clearing away the mass of sand which has accumulated during centuries around the famous statue of the Sphinx: Brugsch Bey, brother of the distinguished Egyptologist, has charge of the work, which is poised at attention. RICE WAVELERS—Make rice waffles exactly after the recipe and eat with butter and honey or silver syrup. Mash one cup of boiled rice smoothly, moistening it gradually with a cup of lukewarm water; stir in one third of a cake of compressed yeast that has been dissolved in lukewarm water and two cups of flour. Add enough water to be a batter rather stiffer than for cake see that it is perfectly free from lumps. It stand in a warm place for three hours; three beaten eggs, a teaspoonful of salt a very little sugar, about two tablespoons, and bake in waffle irons. These deserts are quite possible at a company kitchen, which is served at any hour from 12, but they cannot be very well manned for the ordinary family breakfast, as well for such early rising on the part of cook, but they are equally good at lunch apper. HONEY TOAST—Kidney toast is a delicate breakfast dish. Cut in small pieces reveal kidneys with half a pound of calf's cheese to it that both are of the fresh-season with salt and pepper. Toss in a frying-pan, with a little butter thoroughly made hot, until cooked, but not done. Have ready some squares of hot buttered toast; take the kidneys from the fire and stir in the beaten yolk of one egg and half a teaspoonful of lemon juice; spread the mixture on the toast and send at once to the table. With stewed potatoes and hot corn muffins this makes a nice family breakfast. GAZETTE. CH 6, 1886. NO. 22. F. H. KEITH, REAL ESTATE AGENT. Live Stock Bought and Sold on Commission. ANAHEIM. RICHARD MELROSE: HENRY S. KNAPP. Melrose & Knapp TRANSACT A GENERAL BUSINESS IN REAL ESTATE IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. LOANS NEGOTIATED, COLLECTIONS MADE, ETO. Fire Insurance Policies written and Delivered at once ALL BUSINESS CONFIDED TO THEM WILL BE Promptly and Honorably Executed. J. H. BULLARD, A.B., M.D. Physician and Surgeon. M. NEBELUNG, Center Street, opposite Lewis Stable. DEALER IN Cigars, Cigarettes, Office and Drug Store on Los Angeles St. Fire Insurance Policies written and Delivered at once ALL BUSINESS CONFIDED TO THEM WILL BE Promptly and Honorably Executed. J. H. BULLARD, A.B., M.D. Physician and Surgeon. Office and Drug Store on Los Angeles St. East of Planters' Hotel. OFFICE HOURS: 8 to 9:30 A.M.; 1 to 2, and 6:30 to 7:30 P.M. DR. E. L. COWAN, DENTIST. We Have Just Received a Carload of FURNITURE! Direct from Eastern Factories. Latest Styles at prices lower than in Los Angeles. Call and examine for yourselves. F & J BACKS H. C. KELLOGG. Civil Engineer and Surveyor. (Deputy County Surveyor.) Office in Room 2, over Langenberger's Store, corner Center and Lemon streets, Anaheim. RICHARD MELROSE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW GAZETTE OFFICE Anaheim. VICTOR MONTGOMERY, Attorney-at-Law, SANTA ANA, CAL. Rooms 4 and 5, Commerce Park Building. Office hours from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. M. NEBELUNG, Real Estate & Insurance AGENT. SUBSCRIPTIONS TAKEN FOR NEWSPAPERS and Periodicals. Accounts kept with postmaster and accurately stored opposite Lewis's Stable Anaheim. L. GUNTHER. Pioneer Boot and Shoe Maker. Cor. Adults and Los Angeles streets. M. NEBELUNG, Center Street, opposite Lewis' Stable. DEALER IN Cigars, Cigarettes, And the most popular brands of chewing and smoking tobacco, pipes, etc., etc. Call and examine my fresh stock of Candies and Cakes. I always keep on hand a full and well selected stock of stationery, such as Bankbooks, Memorandums, Letter Note Bill and Legal papers, Inks, Penalties, Envelopes and a general school supply. Legal Banks (the rooftop's formal) especially Fresh Fruits of the season and Nuts always on hand. Also a stock of Canned Fruits, Jams and Meats which I offer at the lowest market prices. Highest prices paid for eggs. JOHN HANNA, Real Estate & Commission —AGENT. OVER FIRST NATIONAL BANK. Entrance, No. 120 North Main Street. LOS ANGELES. P.O. Box 1099. J. M. Griffith & Co., LUMBER DEALERS (Near Railroad Depot) ANAHEIM Keep constantly on hand DOORS, BLINDS, WINDOWS, MOULDINGS, POSTS, SHAKES, SHINGLES, LATH, HAIR, PLASTER OF PARIS. Anaheim Grist Mills Operating on WEDNESEAYS and SATURDAYS of each week. Grain, Feed, Meal, etc., of all varieties. M. NEBELUNG, Real Estate & Insurance AGENT. L. GUNTHER. Pioneer Boot and Shoe Maker, Cor. Adelaide and Los Angeles streets. ANAHEIM. GEORGE BAUER. BOOT AND SHOE MAKER, Center Street. WM. R. HARKER. SADDLE & HARNESS MAKER, CENTER STREET, ANAHEIM. S. A. DENNIS, Carriage and Sign Painter, Center Street, Anaheim. OFFERS AS REFERENCES THE NUMEROUS wagons and signs painted by him in Anaheim. PRICES REASONABLE. E. G. HUNTINGTON, Carpenter and Builder Shop on Los Angeles street, in rear of White's Cooper shop. All Kinds of REPAIRING Done. Oct-31m ANDREW PFAHLER, (Successor to A. E. White) Blacksmith and Horse-Shoer, LOS ANGELES ST., ANAHEIM. The patronage of the public is solicited, and satisfaction guaranteed. POSTS, SHAKES, SHINGLES, LATH, HAIR, PLASTER OF PARIS. Anaheim Grist Mills Operating on WEDNESEAYS and SATURDAYS of each week. Grain, Feed, Meal, etc., of all varieties. Corn Shelled and Shipped Chas Willie Chas Albrecht. Wille & Albrecht, Proprietors of the Old Pioneer Cooperage. AUGUSTE STREET. ANAHEIM, COOPERAGE A LARGE QUANTITY OF BARRELS, HALF BARRELS 10 Gallon and 5 Gallon Kegs For Sale Cheap. Apply to: B. DREYFUS & CO., Anaheim. J. WALTON Is prepared to fill orders for FRESH MILCH COWS AND BEEF CATTLE On short notice and at low rates Orders addressed to me at the Westminster Postoffice will receive prompt attention.