anaheim-gazette 1885-01-10

WEEKLY GAZETTE. Published every Saturday. Richard Melrose EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION: One Year ..... $2.00 One Month ..... 1.25 Three Months ..... 75 OFFICE—In P. O. Building, Center Street, Anaheim TRANSIENT ADVERTISING: BEACH 1 week 2 weeks 3 weeks 4 weeks 1 square ..... $1.00 2 squares ..... 2.00 3 squares ..... 2.00 4 squares ..... 4.00 W. H. MASSER. M.D., D.D.S. D.R. WILDER W,D.D. MASSER & WILDER, DENTISTS. WE RESPECTFULLY ANNOUNCE TO YOU that one of us will visit your place on the 16th of every month to attend to any dental work that you may wish to have done. By leaving your borders at the Anaheim Hotel we will be pleased to call at your residence and do the work there. We are prepared to execute all branches of dentistry in an artistic and substantial manner at a reasonable price. We replace the partial loss of teeth without a plate and place gold crowns on roots and denyed tooth by a new patent process. We extract teeth without pain by the use of vitalized air. Owing to the generous patronage of our many friends, we are compelled to move into more commodious quarters, in Parlor 13 Nadeau Block, Los Angeles. Respectfully yours, DRS. MASSER & WILDER. HOSTETTER'S CELEBRATED ANAHEIM. [Correspondence of the L. A. Thomas.] Anahaim is plausently situated near the center of what is known as the Santa Ana valley, having a gradual slope from the hills on the north and east, three miles distant, to the ocean, twelve miles distant, of about twelve feet to the mile. The soil is generally a light, sandy loam, giving perfect drainage, and is the best soil in the world for the successful raising of the grape, semi-tropic and deciduous trees of all kinds, and garden produce. With proper irrigation and care all these grow to a perfection, and yield to a degree unsurpassed in any country on the globe. The history of the first settlement of Anahaim by a colony of Germans, about twenty-five years ago, has been so often published and is so well known that it is unnecessary to repeat it here. Suffice it to say, that the most ardent hopes of the founders of the colony have been more than realized, and Anahaim stands to-day as not only the first but the most successful experiment of the kind in the State, and is a bright example after which other similar enterprises may be modeled. The writer will simply give as clear and comprehensive a status of the colony, socially, politically and industrially, as is possible in the limited space allocated. The present population of Anahaim proper is about 1500 inhabitants, while the population of the township is from 3,500 to 4,000. The vote polled at the last election was 294, but the full voting strength of the precinct is about 325 votes. Having been settled by Germans, a large portion of the population of Anahaim is still German, but the business of the place is controlled mainly by Americans. Less than half of the original German settlers are living, and they have all earned an independent fortune from their twenty-acre vineyards. A few years ago, at the time of the Arizona mining excitement, the population of the town was decreased by two hundred or more, but since then it has more than made up the loss, and the population of the township has nearly doubled. The climate of Anahaim [is] all that can be desired. There are few days in the year in which an invalid could not be out-doors. The place is afflicted but very little with heavy fogs, which are such disagreeable features in many localities. At times, where a heavy fog obscures the sun for hours in ceramic ware, there are no manufacturing industries of all kinds. The shipping institution of this place says that much in desire. Anahaim is also directly on the Los Angeles and San Francisco brunch of the Northern Pacific Railroad, the shipments of wine, wool, grain and oral merchandise at this point are heavy. Convenient stations are established all along this line, the next one to the south being at Orange, five miles distant, and nearest one to the north being at Costa, miles distant. Anahaim Landing, two miles distant, was prior to the advent of iron horse, abuy port, and a great amount business was done with this and neighborhood settlements. It is probable that at some day this port will be re-opened and narrow-gauge railroad be built from there. Anahaim, and the Landing be restored its former importance as a shipping port. Of course, wine raising is the principal destroyer of Anahaim. No late statistics are hand off of the number of acres set out to vitie and trees in this vicinity, nor of the ample of wine and brandy made during the season just closed, but the figures are large. During the past season many hundred acres were cut in new vineyards and orchards, which will come into full bearing; in from four six years. B. Dreyfus & Co., one of leading wine firms of the State, has their vineyards at Anahaim and Cucamonga and besides are large purchasers of grape from smaller raisers. They have been running three crushers at their Anahaim winery during the entire season, and bought grape from vineyards in every locality within arms of sixteen miles. Very few raises are made there; the wine grape being raised most exclusively. The dairy industry another very important branch of business and one in which there is much room for its provement. There is an abundance of land in the valley admirably adapted for the raising of alfalfa, and where pure artesian water or surface water can be obtained at a reasonable cost. The prices of these lands vary from $25 to $60 an acre. (The best fresh vineyard land may be had for from $10 to $100 per acre, within easy reach of the irrigation ditches.) There are at present three or four dairies and cheese factories in this part of the county, which turn out very good quality of cheese, and which cannot manufacture enough to supply the demand. This industry presents one of the best openings for the profitable investment of capital. The poultry industry is another profitable business, in which to engage there is an unlimited demand for corn. Hostetter's Stomach Bitter is the article for you. It stimulates the falling energies, invigorates the body and cheers the mind. It enables the eye to throw off the dominating effects of undine fatigue, gives renewed vigor to the organs of digestion across the liver when inactive, renews the jaded appetite, and encourages localial repose. Its ingredients are safe, and its credentials, which consist in the heart endorsement of persons of every class of society, are most convincing. For sale by all druggists and dealers generally. F. & J. BACKS, Importers, Manufacturers and Dealers in Furniture, Bedding, Paper Hangings, Picture Frames, etc, UNDERTAKERS, Agents for the Howe, Eldredge and Victor Sewing Machines. Los Angeles Street, : : Anaheim. IT LEADS ALL. No other blood-purifying medicine is made, or has ever been prepared, which so completely meets the wants of physicians and the general public as Ayer's Sarsaparilla. It leads the list as a truly scientific preparation for all blood diseases. If there is a lurking taint of Scrofaula about your face and neck. At the same time its eyes were swollen, much infused, and very sore. Pygelian told us that a powerful artifact may be employed. They united in recommending Ayer's Sarsaparilla. A few doses produced a perceptible improvement, which, by an adherence to your directions, was continued to a complete and permanent cure. No evidence has since appeared of the existence of any scrofulous tendencies; and no treatment of any disorder was ever attended by more prompt or effectual results. Yours truly, B. F. JOHNSON. PREPARED BY Dr.J.O.Ayer&Co., Lowell,Mass. Sold by all Druggists; $1, six bottles for $6. The climate of Anaheim is all that can be desired. There are few days in the year in which an invalid could not be out-doors. The place is afflicted but very little with heavy fog, which are such disagreeable features in many localities. At times, where a heavy fog obscures the sun for hours in certain localities, the atmosphere here is perfectly clear. The most disagreeable feature of the climate here is the heavy east winds, known as "Santa Anas," which prevail at certain times of the year, and make it very unpleasant to be out during the two or three days that they last. These, fortunately, are not very frequent, and like a good many other evils, they bring a corresponding amount of good, clearing the atmosphere of all malaria and germs of disease that would otherwise endanger the health of the inhabitants. The "rainy season" lasts only about three or four months, and the balance of the year is composed of bright, sunny days, when "all nature smiles," as the poet expresses it. As to soil, this valley embraces lands suitable to the cultivation of all cereals, the vine, the tree, small fruits, vegetables, etc., in unlimited variety. In fact, we may sum up by saying that the husbandman cau find in this valley soil suitable for the raising to perfection of everything and anything without irrigation. Among the first questions asked by intending immigrants is about the educational and social advantages offered by new localities, and especially important is this question to the immigrant who has a family of boys and girls to whom he desires to give good a common school and religious education as is possible. Now, Anaheim may justly pride itself upon its educational facilities, as very few towns of its size have as fine or comfortable schools and churches. Its new public school building of four rooms and its churches of six different denominations are such as would do credit to towns of twice the size and population. The churches are of the following denominations: Presbyterian, Episcopal, Catholic, German Methodist, German Evangelical and Spanish Protestant. Besides the English public school there is a well-attended Spanish day school taught by Rev. J.M. Roberts. The fraternal societies are represented as follows: Anaheim Lodge No. 207, F. and A.M., Anaheim Lodge No. 199, I.O.O.F., Orion Encampment I.O.O.F., Evergreen Council, A.L.H., and a Lodge of the Order of Chosen Friends. All of these are in a flourishing condition and hold regular meetings in the Masonic Hall and in the Odd Fellow's Hall, which are both neatly and comfortably fitted up. Anaheim has a dozen stores and establishments which in the extent of their stock and completeness of arrangements would do credit to any town of twice its commercial importance. Besides this there are thirty or forty small stores and establishments. The climate of Anaheim is all that can be desired. There are few days in the year in which an invalid could not be out-doors. The place is afflicted but very little with heavy fog, which are such disagreeable features in many localities. At times, where a heavy fog obscures the sun for hours in certain localities, the atmosphere here is perfectly clear. The most disagreeable feature of the climate here is the heavy east winds, known as "Santa Anas," which prevail at certain times of the year, and make it very unpleasant to be out during the two or three days that they last. These, fortunately, are not very frequent, and like a good many other evils, they bring a corresponding amount of good, clearing the atmosphere of all malaria and germs of disease that would otherwise endanger the health of the inhabitants. The "rainy season" lasts only about three or four months, and the balance of the year is composed of bright, sunny days, when "all nature smiles," as the poet expresses it. As to soil, this valley embraces lands suitable to the cultivation of all cereals, the vine, the tree, small fruits, vegetables, etc., in unlimited variety. In fact, we may sum up by saying that the husbandman cau find in this valley soil suitable for the raising to perfection of everything and anything without irrigation. Among the first questions asked by intending immigrants is about the educational and social advantages offered by new localities, and especially important is this question to the immigrant who has a family of boys and girls to whom he desires to give good a common school and religious education as is possible. Now, Anaheim may justly pride itself upon its educational facilities, as very few towns of its size have as fine or comfortable schools and churches. Its new public school building of four rooms and its churches of six different denominations are such as would do credit to towns of twice the size and population. The churches are of the following denominations: Presbyterian, Episcopal, Catholic, German Methodist, German Evangelical and Spanish Protestant. Besides the English public school there is a well-attended Spanish day school taught by Rev. J.M. Roberts. The fraternal societies are represented as follows: Anaheim Lodge No. 207, F. and A.M., Anaheim Lodge No. 199, I.O.O.F., Orion Encampment I.O.O.F., Evergreen Council, A.L.H., and a Lodge of the Order of Chosen Friends. All of these are in a flourishing condition and hold regular meetings in the Masonic Hall and in the Odd Fellow's Hall, which are both neatly and comfortably fitted up. Anaheim has a dozen stores and establishments which in the extent of their stock and completeness of arrangements would do credit to any town of twice its commercial importance. Besides this there are thirty or forty small stores and establishments. The climate of Anaheim is all that can be desired. There are few days in the year in which an invalid could not be out-doors. The place is afflicted but very little with heavy fog, which are such disagreeable features in many localities. At times, where a heavy fog obscures the sun for hours in certain localities, the atmosphere here is perfectly clear. The most disagreeable feature of the climate here is the heavy east winds, known as "Santa Anas," which prevail at certain times of the year, and make it very unpleasant to be out during the two or three days that they last. These, fortunately, are not very frequent, and like a good many other evils, they bring a corresponding amount of good, clearing the atmosphere of all malaria and germs of disease that would otherwise endanger the health of the inhabitants. The "rainy season" lasts only about three or four months, and the balance of the year is composed of bright, sunny days, when "all nature smiles," as the poet expresses it. As to soil, this valley embraces lands suitable to the cultivation of all cereals, the vine, the tree, small fruits，vegetables，etc., in unlimited variety. In fact，we may sum up by saying that the husbandman cau find in this valley soil suitable for the raising to perfection of everything and anything without irrigation. Among the first questions asked by intending immigrants is about the educational and social advantages offered by new localities，and especially important is this question to the immigrant who has a family of boys和 girls to whom he desires to give good a common school和 religious education as is possible.Now,Anaheim may justly pride itself upon its educational facilities，as very few towns of its size have as fine or comfortable schools和 churches.Its new public school building of four rooms and its churchesof six different denominationsare such as would do creditto townsof twicethesizeandpopulation.Thechurchesareofthefollowingdenominations:Presbyterian，Episcopal，Catholic，GermanMethodist，GermanEvangelicalandSpanishProtestant.BesidestheEnglishpublicschoolthereiswellattendedSpanishdayschooltaughtbyRev.J.M.Roberts.Thefraternal Societiesarerepresentedasfollows:AnaheimLodgeNo.207,F,andA.M.,AnaheimLodgeNo.199,L.O.O.F.,OrionEncampmentI.O.O.F.,EvergreenCouncil,A.L.H.,andaLodgeoftheOrderofChosenFriends.AlloftheseareinafluorishingconditionandholdregularmeetingsintheMasonicHallandintheOddFellow'sHallwhicharebothneatlyandcomfortablyfittedup.Anaheimhasadozestoresandestablishmentswhichintheextentoftheirstockandcompletenessofarrangementswoulddocredittoanytownoftwiceitscommercialimportance.Besidesthistherearethirtyorfortypeofsmallstoresandestablishments This part ofthecounty,theturnoutoutverygoodqualityofcheese,andwhichcannotmanufactureenoughtosupplythedemandThisindustrypresentsoneofthebestopeningsfortheprofitableinvestmentofcapital.Thepuiltryindustryisanotherprofitablebusiness.inwhichtoengageThereisanunlimiteddemandforeggsandchickensatallseasonsatverygoodpriceandtheraisingoffancypoultryisonlyjustbeginningtoattracttheattentionoffarmerOneOfthegreatwishesofthatsectiontheestablishmentofalargesteamfruitdriver.ThegreatwonderisthatcapitalhairdoesnotalreadybeattractedtoitTherearetatpresenthundredsacrofebruftreesofallkindsinthevalley,andtheacreageisbeing doubledeveryfew years.Ido notpaytosendfruittotheLosAngelescarriersordyer,sanditisimpossibleforeachfruitraisertoputhisownfruitathomeThisisaquestionwhichwillpaymenoworth capitaltoinvestigate.InconcludingthisbriefsketchofAnahaimilimallwhohaveanideaofmakingSouthernCalifornia theirhome,andasktolookwellbeforedecidingupalocalityinwhichtosettleIt will paytodevotea fewdaysyes,a fewweeks,necessary—tothestudyoftheadvantagesandinducementofferedbyvariouslocalitiesinthismost favoredsectionofourgreatcountry.Everysectionhasitspeculiarlyadvantagesanddrawbacks,andinsomelocalitiesthedrawbacksonumbertheadvantages.Willatethemseekenthemsofnocalitiestheybelievetheadvantagesoftheirlocalitywilldecidethehome-seekertocasthislotwiththem;whichbeingdone,thesettler,iifhebeindustriousandenergeticwillneverregrethischoice,bbutwillbecontenttomakehimheretheremainderofhisdays. Westminster WestminsterColony,a few miles directlywestofSantaAnaswasstartedbytheRev.L.P.Webberinthefallof1871.A tractoflandcomprisingabout eight thousand acreswasselectedandsubdivided,andthiswithanotherlargeaddition,has nearlyallbeensoldinsmallfarms.Inthe villagetherearethreeneatchurchedifichesbelongingtothePastoristerMethodistandInternational GIANT BAKING POWDER No No No! Strongest, Purest, Best and Most Economical in the Market. Never Varies in Quality. Recommended to CONSUMERS by leading Physicians, Chemists and members of the San Francisco Board of Health. PREPARED BY THE BOTH MANUFACTURING COMPANY, SAN FRANCISCO AND SACRAMENTO. THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Stitches and mills RHEumatism, Neuralgia. Selalica, Lumbago, MACHINE. HEADACHE TOOTHACHE, SORE TURGATE. QUINSY, SWELLINGS, OPRAINE. Sacramento, Cota, Briones, PROSTRITER, BURNER, NEALDE, And all other bodily achts and pain. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Puffed by all Drugges and Dusts. Aware of all diseases in it. $200,000 in provisions given away, could be 8 cents postage, and my small you will not get a package of costless arrest colonies that will start yet in work that will be once being you in money faster than anything else in America. All about the $200,000 in presents with such box. Aggrets wanted everywhere, of either hat, or all ages, for all the dime, or quinta; these only, so much for most their own boxes. Fortune is far all to rich managers' reward. Don't delay: H. HARVARD. Anaheim Lodge No. 207, F. and A. M., Anaheim Lodge No. 190, I. O. O. F., Orion Encampment I. O. O. F., Evergreen Council, A. L. H., and a Lodge of the Order of Chosen Friends. All of these are in a flourishing condition and hold regular meetings in the Masonic Hall and in the Odd Fellow's Hall, which are both neatly and comfortably fitted up. Anaheim has a dozen stores and establishments which in the extent of their stock and completeness of arrangements would do credit to any town of twice its commercial importance. Besides this there are thirty or forty smaller shops and establishments doing a fair business. We have rail, telegraphic and telephonic communication with all the neighboring towns and with the cities. The Anaheim depot buildings are the largest and most complete of any in the county outside of Los Angeles, and the new Anaheim postoffice is the neatest and best fitted up in this portion of the State. The steam sawing, planing and grist mills of Saxton & Cox were established in 1876 and have been doing a constantly increasing business. The Burruel Point Flouring Mills are situated on the Santa Ana and Orange ditch, three and one-half miles east of town, and have a splendid water power. This is a structure three and one-half stories in height, with basement, and was fitted up during the past summer with a set of new patent rollers and improved machinery casting about $5,000. They turn out an excellent quality of flour. The mills are owned by Messrs. Dillon & Schorn, the latter gentleman being a citizen and large property owner of Anaheim. The newly-discovered oil fields, a few miles north of town, have been developed as fast as the capital and resources of the locals would permit, and there are at present several wells giving a good supply of oil. Several shipments of crude oil have been made during the past season and the prospects of the fields are very promising. Should the wells turn out as profitable as present indications warrant, it will not be long are a pipe line is established from the fields to the town, and a refinery of large capacity erected. There are also extensive coal fields sixteen miles to the coast which have yielded a good quality of coal. These and the large iron deposits to the north will some day be turned to very profitable account. There is also an almost unlimited supply of wood in the adjoining mountains, and it will thus be seen that the conditions are all that could be desired for the establishment which being done, the settler, if he be indus trious and energetic, will never regret his choice, but will be content to make his house there the remainder of his days. Westminster. Westminster Colony, a few miles directly west of Santa Ana, was started by the Rev. L. P. Webber in the fall of 1871. A tract of land comprising about eight thousand acres was selected and subdivided, and this, with another large addition, has nearly all been sold in small farms. In the village there are three neat church edifices belonging to the Presbyterian Methodist and Congregational denomination. There are two general stores, a hotel, post-office, blacksmith shops, etc. The pork-packing establishment of R.Eccles is doing a large business, increasing yearly, in bacon hams and lard. Westminster is in the artesian-well belt, and there are several hundred fine, flowing wells in the neighborhood. Every man owns and controls his own water supply, and this constitutes one of the distinctive features of the section. The productions of Westminster are varied among the principal being barley, corn, potatoes, sorghum, apples, pears, peaches, prunes, plums, figs and grapes. The land is rather too low for the semi-tropical fruits; therefore they are not cultivated. Hogs and cattle are abundant and pay handsomely. Land in Westminster is a little cheaper than in most portions of Santa Ana valley. Shakespearean Deaths There are in Shakespeare's plays about ninety deaths, taking place either on the stage or behind the scenes, of important personages. It might be increased by soldiers and attendants who were killed by the way. The modes of death are various and yet not quite all which we might naturally anticipate. Cold steel—the dagger or the sword—accounts for about two-thirds of the whole; twelve persons die from old age or natural decay; in some cases hastened by the trying circumstances of their lives; seven are beheaded; five die by poison; including the elder "Hamlet," whose symptoms are so minutely described by his ghost; two of unfaction; unlama; indeed, "Dudomena" made a third; two by strangling; one from a fall; one is drowned; three die by snake him; and one "Horner," the murderer, is thumped to death with a sand bag. Insurance Agency I beg to inform the citizen vicinity that I am agent following first-class Insurance Company. GIRARD, of Philadelphia AGRICULTURAL, of SCOTTISH UNION AND HARTFORD, of Hartford TEUTONIA, of New York NEW ORLEANS, of New Orleans FIRE INSURANCE ASSOCIATION OF LONDON, England COMMERCIAL UNION, of London, England DINNER and ALGEBRA. [Boston Globe] Access the mainstores of the city We obtain the grammars Wines And hunt the lions of the Whiskey Through forms of the Times. Into the inner communities We trunk the early Wines We quarrel the High tails, and board The Log in his hair. With lemons of the brain we catch The lemons of the Wine, And in the cups of the Whiskey We hear the Think-bear horn. We climb the slimy Which-hook tree To watch the Thames roll And puns between genetic rhymes To woo the Over-Sout. IF WON'T BE A MATCH A Mile and a Half of Lead Pipe—Am Matthaste Women. [Detroit Free Press] A man whose hair and whiskers were pliantly sprinkled with gray was in the city yesterday to see about buying a large quantity of lead pipe. When he asked how much a mile and a half of a certain size would cost, the dealer stood off and looked at him in amazement. "Oh! Iain't looney," replied the man. "But what can you want of a mile and a half of this pipe, costing you many hundred dollars." "See here," replied the other, as he took a chair and became confidential, "I'm a widower." "Yes." "I'm thinking of taking a second wife. She dotes on a front yard. I've got the yard. She dotes on lawn ornaments. I've been around pricing stone dogs, cast-iron deer and town-cottas rabbits till you can't rest. She dotes on fountains. That's why I want the pipe." "But why so much of it?" "Because I've got to run the pipe to a spring on a hill a mile and a half away." When he had explained how much fall he had the dealer told him that he couldn't get fountain enough to dampen a sunflower. "Won't be no squirt to it, eh?" "No." "Won't squirt a foot high!" "No, sir, not an inch." Well, no fountain, no marriage. She's not on that. I'll go back and offer to fill the yard with decoy ducks and conch-shells, and put stained glass windows in the horse-barn, but I reckon the match is off. I've offered to get a force-pump and hire a coot by the year to work it, but she says it won'tn't be picturesque. Might build a cistern on legs and let the water play through a fountain, but she is too romantic. I can't do no more, and if she insists on a fountain with a squirt to it I'll look around for some one else—somebody who don't want Corinthian columns under the corn-crib and a Grecian facade to the pig-pen. HELP for working people. Send 10 cents postage, and we will mail you free, a royal, valuable sample box of goods that will put you in the way of making more money in a few days than you ever thought possible at any business. The prices of these lands vary by $60 an acre. (The best fruit land may be had for $50 an acre, within easy reach of the irrigated patches.) There are at present dairies and cheese factories in the county, which turn out a quality of cheese, and which can produce enough to supply the department industry presents one of the largest industries for the profitable investment in the poultry industry is another business, in which to engage. Unlimited demand for eggs and all seasons at very good prices. Being of fancy poultry is only just attract the attention of farmers. The great wants of that section is the amount of large steam fruit drying wonder is that capital has been attracted to it. There are hundreds of acres of bearing fruit fields in the valley, and the acres doubled every few years. It does not fruit to the Los Angeles cankers, and it is impossible for each to put up his own fruit at home. Question which it will pay men of investigate. This brief sketch of Anaheim have an idea of making Southampton home, are asked to look deciding upon a locality in which will pay to devote a few days weeks, if necessary—to the advantages and inducements various localities in this most favored of our great country. Every peculiar advantage and draw some localities the drawbacks the advantages. While Anaheim agreed to have its disadvantages, it was time claimed that it offers settlers which no other localization can offer. In soil, climate there is nothing left to be devices of land are lower than in desirable locality; the cost of livestock possible, and all the luxuries ordinary necessaries of life can almost at your own door; and by any means, the education advantages are excellent. Among the advantages offered by intending settlers, and all its fair consideration of these after a proper examination and with other localities they believe us of their locality will decide whether to cast his lot with them; none, the settler, if he be indus energetic, will never regret his will be content to make his house underer of his days. Westminster. Colony, a few miles directly Ana, was started by the Rev. in the fall of 1871. A tract of about eight thousand acres and subdivided, and this, with addition, has nearly all been farms. In the village there are fresh edifices belonging to the Methodist and Congregational churches. No, sir, not an inch." Well, no fountain, no marriage. She so sits that. I'll go back and offer to fill the yard with decoy ducks and conch-shells, and put stained glass windows in the horse-barn, but I reckon the match is off. I've offered to get a force-pump and hire a coot by the year to work it, but she says it wouldn't be picturesque. Might build a cistern on legs and let the water play through a fountain, but she is too romantic. I can't do no more, and if she insists on a fountain with a squirt to it I'll look around for some one else—somebody who don't want Corinthian columns under the corn-crib and a Grecian facade to the pig-pen. Dinner and Algebra. [Boston Globe.] A pale man with a high forehead came into Booge's restaurant the other day, sat down at a table, and ordered his dinner. Then he took out of his pocket a large diagram apparently covered with unintelligible signs and algebraic formula, and fastened it with a pin upon the wall where he could easily observe it. When his dinner came he looked it over attentively and then turned to a profound contemplation of his figures. After a while he began to eat, but with a great deal of caution and reserve, as though he was afraid of making a mistake or suspected the biscuit of concealing a smag. Frequently he paused between lites and his lips moved as if in prayer. The latter illusion was dispelled, however, by the distinct pronunciation of the name of a numeral. He was evidently counting. He chewed with his eyes fixed upon the equations of the diagram. There was a pale blush tinge about his face and be looked bilious. His neighbor at the table hitched his chair a little further away and placed his hat where he could seize it at a moment's notice. He suspected the newcomer of being a lunatic. Suddenly the stranger caught his eye, stared, and inadvertantly swallowed his food. He seemed to be very much put out by the occurrence. "Why do you look at me that way?" he demanded. "Do you think I am peculiar?" "Well, I think your manner is a little odd!" ventured the other. "Not at all, sir," responded the stranger emphatically. "I'm a dyspeptic and my digestion is in a bad way. I have just learned of Mr. Gladstone's rules for regulating mastication so as to in the highest degree facilitate digestion. I have adopted his system of thirty-two chews to a piece of steak, fourteen to a cold potato, etc., only I have improved on it. What was before crude is systematic and theoretical. It is the combinations which puzzle me. They will not when I get used to it. Is the explanation sufficient?" It was, and in a few moments more the scholarly dyspeptic was plunged in the intricacies of a profound mathematical problem. The Mule and the Boy. [Germantown Telegraph.] A boy, apparently very much agitated, rushed into a house, recently, and said to the lady: "I don't want ter alarm yer, but I've got big news. The man sent me up from the livery stable to tell yer." "Good heavens, what is it?" "Why yer know yer little boy, Aleck, what the man can't keep outten the livery stable 'round the corner?" "Yes, well!" "I told Aleck just now not to go inter the stable among the horses, but he wouldn't mind me—" "O, dear! what has happened?" "He said he wanted to see what a mule would do when yer tickled its heels with a straw." "O heavens!" grasped the lady, and clung to the mantle for support. "Well, sir, yer boy Aleck got a straw, snuck up behin' a sorrel mule, tickled him on the heels an'" "The lady started for the door." "An' the blamed critter never lifted a Children, slow in development, puny, scrawy, and delicate, use 'Wells' Health Renewer." WIDE AWAKE three or four hours every night coughing. Get immediate relief and sound rest by using Wells' "Rough on Cough." Troches, 150.; Balsam, 250. "ROUGH ON PAIN" FORUSED PLASTER; Strengthening, improved; the best for backache, pains in chest or side,rhenomatiam, neuralgia. HELP or working people. 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