anaheim-gazette 1884-10-11

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Will be at the Anaheim Hotel DRN MANSSER & WILDER. Rooms 15, 17 and 19 Nad au Block, Los Angeles mav10 HOW I WON MY WIFE. [Translated from the German by Rhoda.] The opening of the Grand Industrial Exposition had brought me to the city in the early part of the spring of 1872. Tired from long standing and walking around; more tired still by the shows and wonderful exhibitions of the mighty progress of civilization at home displayed at this exposition, I turned my steps homeward one afternoon earlier than usual. I had taken leave of my friends, making an engagement for a reunion later on in the evening, and directed my course to one of the quiet quarters of the city in which my hotel was situated. The less frequent the baskets and shop-windows became, so much more insignificant became the number of foot passengers on the streets. But it seemed to me a much more stylish looking part of the city than the public drives of the central portion, because here the high, grave-look houses were either Government offices or were inhabited by city officials or wealthy private citizens. Before me walked for some distance a young and elegantly attired lady. At a curve of the street I succeeded in getting a fleeting glimpse of her profile, and felt myself thereby argued to observe carefully even the knot of golden, blonde, sunshine hair, half covered by the dark English hat, as well as the extremely delicate graceful figure of the still youthful girl. Suddenly her step faltered, she half turned, lingered for a moment, and then walked hastily toward me, past me, and back over the road by which she had just come. Not far ahead of us came sauntering along an officer, with a lady on his arm, gayly chatting and laughing. Could they have frightened my Unknown? A sudden interest stirred within me; I wished to gain some insight into her strange conduct, and therefore made a hasty turn, following her and keeping only a few paces behind. Then I saw how she pressed the little elenched hand passionately to her heart, and with tears in her violet eyes and a half sand, half scornful expression, murmured something to herself which my excited imagination fancied to be: "O, foolish heart, why art thou not quiet; why mounts the blood to my cheek and compels me to turn back lest I betray myself." This childish ebulition moved me unconsciously, and a feeling of jealousy stole over me against that officer whom I had involuntarily thought of in connection with this young girl. If I had only dared to address her; but that I could not bring myself to do. She evidently belonged to the first class of society, and nothing was further from my thoughts than a desire to insult or intrude upon her. But fortune favored me. A small package which she had hitherto carried slipped from her arm without her having remarked it. Quickly I picked it up and gave it back to its fair owner, with a few polite words. She looked at me with a surprised, somewhat haughty glance, as I remained standing before her rather longer than was absolutely necessary. Her large, violet, childlike eyes were still filled with tears, and the delicate face was deathly pale and she seems to be head over ears with him." "Yes, but the money—the money another." "Well, at all events, this one is a too too, and a very rude one," remarked An idea suddenly seized me. "Where does Franklin Gerdahof ask I of Erich." He looked at me a moment without ing and then laughed aloud. "Well, you certainly are amusing evening, with your abrupt question sides being called Von Gerdahof, of our gravity nobility, her father is a perennial general, but where she lives I do not Do you wish to console her for the Paumwolf, old boy?" I threw him a glance full of rage. An assessor who sat at our table and soon heard our dialogue called out: "I can give you the address, Baron prinzen street, No. 35." Now that was the very dwelling Unknown. I felt all the blood rush heart; then thankking him for the information took my hat and stick, and waited to reply to the jesting remarks remaining at the table; left them to saunter, without sim or object, then the moonlit streets. How, after long wandering bithers thither, I finally found myself before much-thought-of house in Kurprinzen street. I surely cannot tell. I went on the open side of the street and looked at the standing before me in the clear moon. In the midst of blooming gardens the villa rose, with its antique vine-covered many-columned gallery in front, like the chanted castles in story books. And little say who wandered about there! She still awake, sheltered behind the single window of the gable end, which still lighted—grieving perhaps, about unfaithful Paumwolf? With pity, scorn—yes, I will confess it—burning jealousy my heart; I at length turned my steps backward to my quiet lodging. After a rather sleepless and restless night, I my way at the proper time for visiting Kurprinzen street. Now I was on the side Oh, the beating of my heart, the almost fatal oppression that came over me! My pants had not throbbbed so wildly since long ago, when the first volley of musketry wilted round my ears. 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Lowell Masse actually, and a feeling of jealousy stole over me against that officer whom I had involuntarily thought of in connection with this young girl. If I had only dared to address her; but that I could not bring myself to do. She evidently belonged to the first class of society, and nothing was further from my thoughts than a desire to insult or intrude upon her. But fortune favored me. A small package which she had hitherto carried from her arm without her having remarked it. Quickly I picked it up and gave it back to its fair owner, with a few polite words. She looked at me with a surprised, somewhat haughty glance, as I remained standing before her rather longer than was absolutely necessary. Her large, violet, childlike eyes were still filled with tears, and the delicate face was deathly pale. "I thank you," she said, briefly, taking the package from my hand. But I did not allow myself to be dismissed thus quickly. "You are not well, my dear young lady," said I, "will you not command my services?" Something in my voice, perhaps also my quiet, respectful manner, seemed to inspire her with confidence. She looked at me with wonder in her beautiful, tearful eyes, and said, less curtly than before: "You are very kind, sir. I would like to have a drochke." I bowed, and while she stood at the window of a flower store. I hurried down the street and soon found an empty vehicle, in which I joyfully, and with a gentle feeling of expectation of what might happen next, drove back to my little Unknown. Meanwhile she had repaired her self-command; only her hand yet trembled as she in entering the carriage laid it lightly in mine, and it felt ice-cold through her glove. "Your residence?" I asked. She named one of the elegant streets in the west end, and as I called the address to the coachman I knew how certain I would be not to forget it myself. I closed the carriage door; she then bowed her lovely head at the open window and thanked me for my service; but she spoke confusedly, and in her embarrassment her pale cheeks colored with a rosy blush, so that she appeared even more charming than before. "May I call to-morrow and inquire after your health?" I ventured to ask; but she seemed taken by surprise at the question and hesitated to answer, while the blush deepened on her cheek. "Hi!" oried the coachman at this moment; the horses started off, and as I stepped again on the sidewalk the vehicle was already ratling away. As if in a dream I entered my hotel. I could not refrain from laughing at myself; this ardor, this interest about a young lady entirely unknown to me—more beautiful, more dazzling visions than this childish, shy girl had often during my life crossed my path without having attracted me particularly. I was a riddle to myself; however, I made the firm resolve to find out by to-norrow some particulars about this new street acquaintance. A few hours later I sat with a number of pleasant friends in one of the best restaurants under the hindena. The conversation was lively and cheerful, and there were many ladies and gentlemen continually going in and out. In the neighborhood of the table at which we sat and made ourselves merry was gathered a large party, joyous and gay like ours. Some young girlish faces before us having attracted me in voluntarily looked around for my Unknown, but there—yes, certainly, there he was next to the little blonde coquette, with the seductive little anub nose and the showy white felt hat—the officer of Lutzower street, the same before whom my little friend had taken flight, for although I had no foundation for the idea, since we had met many other men on that street. I could not help thinking of the large, showy handsome, but utterly blaze and insolent-looking Lieutenant of infantry in connection with her. "Who is that pale officer?" asked I of my friend Erich. actually, and a feeling of jealousy stole over me against that officer whom I had involuntarily thought of in connection with this young girl. If I had only dared to address her; but that I could not bring myself to do. She evidently belonged to the first class of society, and nothing was further from my thoughts than a desire to insult or intrude upon her. But fortune favored me. A small package which she had hitherto carried from her arm without her having remarked it. Quickly I picked it up and gave it back to its fair owner, with a few polite words. She looked at me with a surprised, somewhat haughty glance, as I remained standing before her rather longer than was absolutely necessary. Her large, violet, childlike eyes were still filled with tears, and the delicate face was deathly pale. "I thank you," she said, briefly, taking the package from my hand. But I did not allow myself to be dismissed thus quickly. "You are not well, my dear young lady," said I, "will you not command my services?" Something in my voice, perhaps also my quiet, respectful manner, seemed to inspire her with confidence. She looked at me with wonder in her beautiful, tearful eyes, and said, less curtly than before: "You are very kind, sir. I would like to have a drochke." I bowed, and while she stood at the window of a flower store. I hurried down the street and soon found an empty vehicle, in which I joyfully, and with a gentle feeling of expectation of what might happen next, drove back to my little Unknown. Meanwhile she had repaired her self-command; only her hand yet trembled as she in entering the carriage laid it lightly in mine, and it felt ice-cold through her glove. "Your residence?" I asked. She named one of the elegant streets in the west end, and as I called the address to the coachman I knew how certain I would be not to forget it myself. I closed the carriage door; she then bowed her lovely head at the open window and thanked me for my service; but she spoke confusedly, and in her embarrassment her pale cheeks colored with a rosy blush, so that she appeared even more charming than before. "May I call to-morrow and inquire after your health?" I ventured to ask; but she seemed taken by surprise at the question and hesitated to answer while the blush deepened on her cheek. "A few hours later I sat with a number of pleasant friends in one of the best restaurants under the hindena. The conversation was lively and cheerful, and there were many ladies and gentlemen continually going in and out." In the neighborhood of the table at which we sat and made ourselves merry was gathered a large party, joyous and gay like ours. Some young girlish faces before us having attracted me in voluntarily looked around for my Unknown, but there—yes, certainly, there he was next to the little blonde coquette, with the seductive little anub nose and the showy white felt hat—the officer of Lutzower street, the same before whom my little friend had taken flight, for although I had no foundation for the idea, since we had met many other men on that street. I could not help thinking of the large, showy handsome, but utterly blaze and insolent-looking Lieutenant of infantry in connection with her. "Who is that pale officer?" asked I of my friend Erich. At length the signal for dinner was given Evelyn laid the tips of her dainty fingers on the arm of a tall blonde cavalier, a cousin of the family. To my great annoyance, my portion was Countess Soundsoo; no longer in the first bloom of youth. I must add I had secretly hoped to see Evelyn's angelic heart at my side. With a mien which was certainly not very amenable I offered the Countess my arm and led her to the places designed for us. Though otherwise a most estimable lady, she almost drove me to despair by her loquacity, and while she even before soup-inquired about my recent journey in the East and expressed a desire to hear something about my last new work... In the neighborhood of the table at which we sat and made ourselves merry was gathered a large party, joyous and gay like ours. Some young girlish faces before us having attracted me I voluntarily looked around for my Unknown, but there—yes, certainly, there he was next to the little blonde coquette, with the seductive little anub nose and the showy white felt hat—the officer of Lutzower street, the same before whom my little friend had taken flight, for although I had no foundation for the idea, since we had met many other men on that street, I could not help thinking of the large, showy, handsome, but utterly blaze and insolent-looking Lieutenant of infantry in connection with her. "Who is that pale officer?" asked I of my friend Erich. "Where?" I indicated the direction to him. "The one with the black beard, next to the little blonde lady." "He?" said Erich, and laughed. "Why, he is the lately betrothed, the handsome Paumwolf. I thought you surely must know him." "No, no; but what is the story about him?" I inquired. "Well, nothing more than that younger blonde has—with some trouble, it must be admitted—captured him for life, after he has caused nearly ninety-nine others to dream of the same happy fate. For myself, I never could have attained such an elegiac calm after breaking off a love affair. But he has been unfortunate. Young ladies with and without pedigree, with and without money bags, bow down to him after he has devoted himself to them for half an hour, entirely conquered by his irresistible fascinations. And it is just the same with the old ones. Many, to be sure, allege, indeed, that behind that titanic brow there is nothing but a coralfield, and that a thrashed-out one!" While Erich had been speeching my eyes had wandered away from Paumwolf. His pale face, framed in by curling black beard and hair, reminded me, in fact, of the Zeua of Otricoli. To me it was in the highest degree repugnant. "Enough care have recently been flowing from beautiful eyes, since his betrothal with Franklin Josepha Maser has appeared in the Gazette." "Maier?" I involuntarily asked. "Yes, yes," laughed Erich; "simply Maier with 'a-i,' but passably pretty and immensely rich, of course. And since Franklin Josepha does not look Jewish, Paumwolf can endure that his father-in-law is she should have formerly been a cloth merchant in Frankfort-on-the-Main." The conversation having once turned on the handsome Paumwolf, it did not soon leave the subject. On the other side of our table the people were whispering about him and one said: "It is quite incomprehensible to me that he did not rather take the little Gerdahof, whom he so recently courted. The girl is of altogether different stock from the Maiers, At length the signal for dinner was given. Eveline laid the tips of her dainty fingers on the arm of a tall blonde cavalier, a cousin of the family. To my great annoyance, my portion was Countess Soundsoo, no longer in the first bloom of youth. I must add I had secretly hoped to see Eveline's angelic head at my side. With a mien which was certainly not very amiable I offered the Countess my arm and led her to the places designed for us. Though otherwise a most estimable lady, she almost drove me to despair by her loquacity, and while she even before soup inquired about my recent journey in the East and expressed a desire to hear something about my last new work, my glance strayed impatiently past the questioner in a vain search for Eveline. I had not the opportunity to exchange one word with her. She had only nodded to me from across the room, pleasantly and confidingly, as to an old acquaintance. Pretty soon I felt a gentle touch on my arm, and a voice only too well remembered asked shyly and at the same time saucily: "Does mein Herr no longer recognize his protege?" I turned quickly, and yes, there indeed was Eveline, who had been sitting next to me for full five minutes without my having observed her. My neighbor, the Countess, and Eveline's escort, the cousin in the Guarda, very soon understood how much they might expect to be entertained by Eveline or myself during the four or five hours passed at the table. How the time sped and what were the general topics of conversation we never knew. But I was entirely happy during the whole time. Not once did I discover in her eyes that melancholy drooping which had before made me anxious. Oh, if I could only succeed in making her forget Paumwolf! To this fond, proud thought I concentrated all my mind and efforts. With rapture I noticed how her eyes hung so earnestly on my lips as I told her of my distant travels and of my restless wandering about from one distant land to another. And when I spoke of my dear solitary Barwalde, with its somber fir trees, and its rush-grown ponds; of my immense library and the beautiful grand piano which I often trusted to the hands of my overseer, just to have some accompanying instrument to my beloved violoncello; when I said: "Surely, Fraulein Eveline also plays on the piano, and very much better, too, than my overseer," a thoughtful smile spread over the dear sweet face. She loved music very much, she said, and it would give her pleasure to accompany me some day. "I hope you will do that at Barwalde," I cried, passionately. She dropped her lids over her clear violet eyes and a deep blush sprad over her cheek. Eight days afterward Eveline was my betrothed. What did I care for all the Paumwolfs in the whole world? On one of the very first days of our engagement we met the betrothed pair, Maeir the seems to be head over can in love him." but the money—the money?" cried her. well, at all events, this one is a blonde, and a very rude one," remarked a third. was suddenly asked me. There does Franklin Gerdashof live?" I of Erich. locked at me a moment without speaked than laughed aloud. well, you certainly are amusing this gag, with your abrupt questions. Becoming called Von Gerdashof, of old Marsia nobility, her father is a pensioned el, but where she lives I do not know. you wish to console her for the loss of wolld, old boy?" rew him a glance full of rage. A young or who sat at our table and seemed to hear our dialogue called out to me: give you the address, Baron—Kurprinzen street, No. 35." that was the very dwelling of my own. I felt all the blood rush to my then thanking him for the informacock my hat and stick, and without to reply to the jesting remarks of remaining at the table, left the place water, without aim or object, through umit streets. after long wandering hither and I finally found myself before the thought-of house in Kurprinzen street, cannot tell. I went on the opposite the street and looked at the house before me in the clear moonlight. midst of blooming gardens the dainty me, with its antique vine-covered and columnned gallery in front, like the encastles in story books. And the by who wandered about therein! Was awake, sheltered behind the one window of the gable end, which was stretched—grieving, perhaps, about the Paul Paumwolf? With pity, scorn, and will confess it—burning jealousy in it, at length turned my steps homemy quiet lodging. a rather sleepsleep and restless night, oral anxious morning hours, I made at the proper time for visiting to ten street. Now I was on the steps, breating of my heart, the almost painsession that came over me! My pulses throbbed so wildly since long years on the first volley of musketry whisaid my ears. In the lonely old family Barwalde in the Mark the last few passed away so quietly and moly; grave studies and a practical son of knowledge gained in early and travels had occupied me so exclusivene etiquette of the great world had strange and unknown to me. And as not timidity alone which caused to fly like lightning through my which made me remark with almost interest the elegant brass plate with engraved: "Von Gerdashof." Now! The bell is pulled! I am in for it! servant dressed in livery answered and on my asking if the master was took my card and left me with the final "I will inquire;" but soon read opened for me the lofty foldingthe left of the entrance. His assurment the master would be pleased to and Panwell, on the street. "Shall we turn back, Evil?" I shudd, playfully, through I could not prevent a slight fearing of anxiety from rising in my heart. She became very grave for a moment; then, nothing closer to my side, looked up at me with her unseen, childlike eyes. "You know I have left all that behind me," she said softly. I preemised her arm more closely to me. "Oh, Evit my own sweet Eric!" I was no happy, so proud that even the bold curiosity with which Lieutenant Pamwell stored at as in passing could not irritate me. Eveline and I have lived many years at our quiet old Barwalde, where the sun never agged to have risen until Eveline's blonde hand fitted through the house and ground. But the happiest hours in our blimful life are those in which we sit confidently together after the cares and duties of the day are over, and the tones of the piano and violencell mingle their sounds on the still evening air. Compromising With a Telegrapher [Detroit Free Press.] A man about 35 years of age galloped down the stone step leading to the Western Union Telegraph office, yesterday, and rushed at the receiving clerk with the inquiry: "Can I express my feelings in a telegram." "Do you mean that you want to use profane language?" "I do. I want to use some of the tallest kind of it!" "We can't send anything of that sort. There are no letters in the Morse alphabet to stand for swearing words." "Well, then I'll have to let it go, but I wanted to telegraph to my brother that I had been robbed. I put my satchel down to fight with a hackman, and some one stole it." He went away growling and muttering, but in about an hour he returned in still hotter haaste, and exclaimed: "Now I've been robbed of my coat and $20 in cash, and I've got to swear by telegraph or bust! Hung my coat on a telegraph pole while I was trying to outjump a fellow and some one gobbled it." "As I told you before, we do not transmit any profane language," replied the clerk. "You can notify your brother that you have had bad luck." "And not express my feelings! Never! He wouldn't believe it was me. Make an exception in my case, can't you?" The clerk couldn't, and the man said he would do his swearing by letter and make it heavy enough for double postage. It wasn't halt an hour, however, before he reappeared, and this time he couldn't stand still as he Bententhike Noten A good command for putting tickets on iron work and tin is thus made: Take rye mud, a little solution of glue and water, and make a paste, but not too thick; mix it with as much Venetian turpentine as necessary. It will stand water. A plan for lessening the violence of storms has been submitted to the French Academy of Sciences by M. Minard, who proposes to use a great number of lightning rods elevated on telegraph posts and connected with the iron track of railways. Twenty-four parts of oleic acid, eighteen of ammonia soap, twenty four of water, six of raw stearic acid and three tanning extract, incorporated together, will render leather waterproof. By adding two parts of copperas and six of water it takes on a black color. A pure black upon wood may be produced by the application of the following mixture: Four four quartz of water over an ounce of powdered extract of logwood, and when the solution is effected, add a dram of yellow chromate of potassium and stir the whole well. It may require several applications of the mixture.—Popular Science News. It was a chance remark that led Henry Bessemer to his method fo improving gun metal. After many experiments, and being encered at as an enthusiast, iron that cost $35 a ton was turned into steel worth from $250 to $300. In fourteen years his experimental works, having returned fifty-sevenfold, were sold for twenty-four times the subscribed capital, and his manufacture is estimated to be worth $1,000,000,000 yearly. The simplest method of taking no urishment by animals is by absorption through the skin. The tapeworm, for example, has neither mouth nor stomach, but imbibes the digested food of the animal it infests. Many other animals, especially insects, live upon liquid food, but obtain it by suction, through a special orifice or tube. Thus we find a mouth or sucker, furnished with teeth for lancing the skin of animals, as in the leech; a bristle-like tube fitted for piercing, as in the mosquito; a sharp sucker armed with barbs, to fix it securely during the act of sucking, as in the louse, and a long flexible proboscis, as in the butterfly. Bees have a hairy, channelled tongue, and flies have one terminating in a large, fleshy knob, with or without little knives at the base for cutting the skin; both lap rather than suck their food. Paper bottles are now made on a large passed away so quietly and mograph or bust! Hung my coat on a telegraph pole while I was trying to outjump a fellow and some one gobbled it." "As I told you before, we do not transmit any profane language," replied the clerk. "You can notify your brother that you have had bad luck." "And not express my feelings! Never! He wouldn't believe it was me. Make an exception in my case, can't you?" The clerk couldn't, and the man said he would do his swearing by letter and make it heavy enough for double postage. It wasn't halt an hour, however, before he reappeared, and this time he couldn't stand still as he shouted out. "I've got to do it! Hadn't been out of here ten minutes when a chap in a shooting gallery mopped me all over the floor. Robbed—licked—mopped. Say, leme swear by telegraph. I've got a dollar left, and I'll give it to you to send ten words to Bay City." "You might get around the rule by sending a cipher dispatch," suggested the clerk. "Bully. I tumble. I'll fix it in just a minute." And he wrote it and handed in: "Robbed! Licked! 1!!! it! —it Send me $20!!!!" "There she is," he said as he paid for it. "There's robbery, meanness, arson, stealing, pounding, sentiment, profundity and brotherly love all crowded into the one thing, and you bet your life Ben will catch on. I'll now go out and get in jail and wait for his answer." A Cowboy Thrashed by a Dude "Next!" yelled a Third-street barber yesterday as he looked around the room for a new customer. At the call a long haired cowboy from the bad lands of Montana and a Minneapolis dude came to their feet and advanced toward the chair. The dude was a little ahead and seated himself, when the cow puncher said he was in a hurry, and ordered the dude up; but he claimed he was in his turn and didn't come up. "Did you hyar me murmur?" shouted the cattle man. "Aw, yaas, I aw, heard sawmthing," replied the dude. "Yaaas, aw, walaw, I'll give you just half a minute to get." "Weally, my boy," replied his dudeship, "you see I cawn't think of moving so wapidly. It isn't natural, you know; it is wealy too warm for such exeweise." "Aw, it is, aw; wal I'll jest take er contract ter move yer," and the cowman moved in the direction of the half-reclining dude and caught him by the collar. The barber said he thought a Dakota thrashing machine had got in and taken possession for the next five minutes; the cowboy's boots went over and mixed up with a lot of cosmetics, a seven-shooter from his belt got into a tussle with a hair brush and a lot of razors, his hair was pounded down in the cracks of the floor, and the mirrors were spattered with drops of his gore. When the dude finished the cowboy looked as if he had been holding an indignation meeting in graph or bust! Hung my coat on a telegraph pole while I was trying to outjump a fellow and some one gobbled it." "As I told you before, we do not transmit any profane language," replied the clerk. "You can notify your brother that you have had bad luck." "And not express my feelings! Never! He wouldn't believe it was me. Make an exception in my case, can't you?" The clerk couldn't, and the man said he would do his swearing by letter and make it heavy enough for double postage. It wasn't halt an hour, however, before he reappeared, and this time he couldn't stand still as he shouted out. "I've got to do it! Hadn't been out of here ten minutes when a chap in a shooting gallery mopped me all over the floor. Robbed—licked—mopped. Say, leme swear by telegraph. I've got a dollar left, and I'll give it to you to send ten words to Bay City." "You might get around the rule by sending a cipher dispatch," suggested the clerk. "Bully. I tumble. I'll fix it in just a minute." And he wrote it and handed in: "Robbed! Licked! 1!!! it! —it Send me $20!!!!" "There she is," he said as he paid for it. "There's robbery, meanness, arson, stealing, pounding, sentiment, profundity and brotherly love all crowded into the one thing, and you bet your life Ben will catch on. I'll now go out and get in jail and wait for his answer." A Cowboy Thrashed by a Dude "Next!" yelled a Third-street barber yesterday as he looked around the room for a new customer. At the call a long haired cowboy from the bad lands of Montana and a Minneapolis dude came to their feet and advanced toward the chair. The dude was a little ahead and seated himself, when the cow puncher said he was in a hurry, and ordered the dude up; but he claimed he was in his turn and didn't come up. "Did you hyar me murmur?" shouted the cattle man. "Aw, yaas, I aw, heard sawmthing," replied the dude. "Yaaas, aw, walaw, I'll give you just half a minute to get." "Weally, my boy," replied his dudeship, "you see I cawn't think of moving so wapidly. It isn't natural, you know; it is wealy too warm for such exeweise." "Aw, it is, aw; walaw;walaw I'll jest take er contract ter move yer," and the cowman moved in the direction of the half-reclining dude and caught him by the collar. The barber said he thought a Dakota thrashing machine had got in and taken possession for the next five minutes; the cowboy's boots went over and mixed up with a lot of cosmetics, a seven-shooter from his belt got into a tussle with a hair brush and a lot of razors, his hair was pounded down in the cracks of the floor, and the mirrors were spattered with drops of his gore. When the dude finished the cowboy looked as if he had been holding an indignation meeting in graph or bust! Hung my coat on a telegraph pole while I was trying to outjump a fellow and some one gobbled it." "As I told you before, we do not transmit any profane language," replied the clerk. "You can notify your brother that you have had bad luck." "And not express my feelings! Never! He wouldn't believe it was me. Make an exception in my case, can't you?" The clerk couldn't, and the man said he would do his swearing by letter and make it heavy enough for double postage. It wasn't halt an hour, however, before he reappeared, and this time he couldn't stand still as he shouted out. "I've got to do it! Hadn't been out of here ten minutes when a chap in a shooting gallery mopped me all over the floor. Robbed—licked—mopped. Say, leme swear by telegraph. I've got a dollar left, and I'll give it to you to send ten words to Bay City." "You might get around the rule by sending a cipher dispatch," suggested the clerk. "Bully. I tumble. I'll fix it in just a minute." And he wrote it and handed in: "Robbed! Licked! 1!!! it! —it Send me $20!!!!" "The following is said to be a good recipe for the paper: Ten parts of rags, forty of straw, fifty of brown wood pulp. The paper is impregnated or coated on both sides with sixty parts of defibrinated fresh blood, thirty-five parts of lime powder, five parts of sulphate of alumina. After drying, ten or twelve rolled leaves are heated again, placed over each other and then placed in heated molds. The albumen in the blood forms a combination on pressure with the lime, which is perfectly proof against spirits, etc. The bottles are made in two parts which are joined afterward." A True Story. There was a blind beggar in London, who a few years ago used to whine and rattle a tin box on Lombard Street, and there was a certain clerk who regularly every day gave him a penny. One day the clerk dropped a sovereign into the box by mistake. He did not discover his error until after office hours and by that time the blind man had gone home. However, the clerk managed to learn from a costumer where the beggar lived, and going to the address indicated at Holloway, was surprised to see a very respectable house in a good thoroughfare. A tiny housemaid answered his knock, and he was shown into a middle-class-looking parlor, where presently the blind man appeared, dressed like a person in easy circumstances. The clerk stammered his business, and his sovereign was handed to him without demur by the beggar's servant, who was called in for the purpose; but as the clerk was making his apologetic exit, the blind man remarked mildly: "I beg pardon, you have forgotten that you owe me a penny!!" A peculiar virtue in Ayer's Sarsaparilla is that while它 cleanses and purges the blood from all corruptions and impurities, and thereby roots out disease, it builds up and invigorates the whole system, and makes one young again, THE GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Believes and curses Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, BACHACHE, HEADACHET, TOOTHACHE, SORE THROAT, QUINNY,BWELLINGOS, SPRAINS, SERENESS,CATS,BREDS, FROSTBITES, BURN,SCALD, And all other bodily sches and paines. FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Sold by all Druggists and Denizens. Directions in 11 languages. 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Not once did I discover that melancholy drooping which made me anxious. Oh, if I could make her forget Paumwolf! proud thought I concentrated and efforts. With rapture I her eyes hung so earnestly on hold her of my distant travels less wandering about from one to another. And when I spoke military Barwalde, with its somber and its rush-grown ponds; of library and the beautiful grand often trusted to the hands of just to have some accompany-that to my beloved violoncelle; "Surely, Fraulein Eveline also piano, and very much better, overseer," a thoughtful smile dear, sweet face. She loved much, she said, and it would ensure to accompany me some will do that at Barwalde," I hastily. She dropped her lids violet eyes and a deep blush on cheek. Afterward Eveline was my best did I care for all the Paumhole world? As very first days of our ennet the betrothed pair, Maeir "Aw, it is, aw; wal I'll jest take er contract ter move yer," and the cow man moved over in the direction of the half-reclining dude and caught him by the collar. The barber said he thought a Dakota thrashing machine had got in and taken possession for the next five minutes; the cowboy's boots went over and mixed up with a lot of cosmetics, a seven-shooter from his belt got into a tussle with a hair brush and a lot of razors, his hair was pounded down in the cracks of the floor, and the mirrors were spattered with drops of his gore. When the dude finished the cowboy looked as if he had been holding an indignation meeting in a slaughter-house, and straightening his nose, and gathering what was left of his raiment, he said he guessed he'd go over to another shop, there was so many ahead of him; that he was in considerable of a hurry. The dude, pulling a handful of the cowboy's hair out and dropping it in the waste basket, said: "That will put me in good trim for the ball game this afternoon." Experimental Farming. The New York Experimental Farm contains 125 acres, situated in Geneva, ninety acres of which are under cultivation. The annual allowance for its maintenance is $20,000, and those in whose interest it is maintained are entirely satisfied with the results. The benefits of the experiments conducted there however are not confined to New York. The faith of the agriculturists of the country in the ability and carefulness of Director Sturtevant, has given wide publicity to his reports, and many wise farmers have profited by them. New York Millionaire—"Are the girls locked up for the night, wife?" "Yes." "Coachman chained?" "Yes." "Has the patent butcher-catcher in the front yard been oiled so that it works well?" "Yes." "Well, we might as well chloroform the gardener and go to sleep." Government Of India. 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Sold by all Druggists. 1884. FIFTH ANNUAL Horticultural-Agriculture AND Industrial ExposiOF THE SIXTH DISTRICT Agricultural AssociatAT THE PAVILION, LOS ANGELES Oct. 13th to 1 Inclusive. $8,000 in Premiums Arrangements are now completed for exhibition ever made. BABY SHOW FRIDAY AFTERNOON. Oct. Send for premium list and programme R. H. HEWITT, Sec. WR. H. WORKMAN, President For Sale or Rent. OWING TO REMOVAL TO OUR NEWS I will sell or rent my present store adjudging Harker's middle establishment enable price. Apply soon. P. PELLE BANK OF ANAHEIM. CAPITAL STOCK, $100,000.00. PLEZ JAMES...President G. B. SHAFFER...Secretary BOARD OF DIRECTORS: E. P. SPENCE, W. H. MABURY, W. K. JAMES, S. H. MOTT, P. JAMES. This Bank receives Deposits, Loans Money, Buys and Sells Exchange and Currency, makes Collections and transacts a General Banking Business. CORRESPONDENTS. First National Bank, Los Angeles, Farmers and Merchants Bank, Los Angeles, Pacific Bank, San Francisco. 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For Vetermin, Port Townsend, Seattle, Tacoma, Baltimore and Olympia on Oct. 6, 14, 21, 29 and Nov. 7 at 10 a.m. For Amerita and Portland, Oct. 1, 8, 11, 16, 21, 28, and 31 at 10 a.m. For Euretta, Aranda and Beckham, every We sunny. For Point Arena, Cuffy's Coron, Little Heart, Whitenboro, Mandoline City and More every Monday. SOUTHERN ROUTES TIME TABLE FOR OCTOBER: Coming South Going North Steamers. Santa Roam.....Sept 20 Oct 2 Oct 4 Oct Los Angeles.....Oct 2 * * 4 * * 5 * * 6 Orimba.....* * 8 * * 7 * * 9 * * 11 Euretta.....* * 7 * * 9 * * 10 * * 13 Santa Roam.....10 * * 13 * * 16 * * 18 Los Angeles.....12 * * 14 * * 18 * * 22 Orimba.....15 * * 17 * * 19 * * 23 Euretta.....17 * * 19 * * 20 * * 23 Santa Roam.....20 * * 22 * * 20 * * 28 Los Angeles.....22 * * 24 * * 28 * * 28 Orimba.....25 * * 27 * * 29 * * 29 Euretta.....27 * * 29 * * 29 * * 29 Santa Roam.....20 Nov 1 Nov 2 Nov 3 Los Angeles.....Nov 2 * * 4 * * 5 Steamers Santa Roam and Orizaba go through to San Diego, leaving San Pedro on the dates of their arrivals from San Francisco. The Santa Roam and Orizaba call at Santa Barbara and Port Harford (San Luis Olípez) only on the route to and from San Francisco. Care to connect with steamers leave R. P. R. R. Depot, Los Angeles, as follows: With Santa Roam and Orizaba, going north, at 10 o'clock, A.M.; going south, at 4 o'clock, p.M. With Los Angeles and Eureka, going north, at 4 o'clock, p.M. Railroad time. Rates of Fare FROM LOS ANGELES CARNEX. SERVICE To San Francisco.....$15.00 $10.00 FROM SAN PEDRO WHARF To Monterey and Santa Cruz.....14.00 9.50 To San Simeon.....12.00 9.00 To Cayucos.....11.50 9.00 To Port Harford.....10.50 8.00 To Gaviota....9.00 7.00 To Santa Barbara.....6.00 5.00 To San Buenaventura.....5.00 4.00 To San Diego....5.00 4.00 Plans of steamers' cabins at agent's office, where berths may be secured. For Newport Landing, via Santa Cruz, etc., freight steamers leave San Francisco about every two weeks as tides serve on the Newport bar. The Company reserve the right to change the time table for October. 1884. Harper's Bazar. ILLUSTRATED. Harper's Bazar last men the most influential and useful Household Journal in all Europe. Knowledge written of fashion in this country. Fashion plates are the present and most popular in these three states are worth many times the cost of these prints. Illustration of art world and literature. Its choice art plaques would be particularly useful from the best sources. In letters poems are by the first American and European writers. Its choice art plaques would be particularly useful from the best sources. In letters poems are by the first American and European writers. Its choice art plaques would be particularly useful from the best sources. The Volumes of the Bazar begin with the first Number of January each year. When no time is mentioned it will be understood that the subscriber wishes to commence with the Number next after the receipt of order. The last Four Annual Volumes of Harper's Bazar in most cloth blinding will be used by small postage paid, or by exiflax free of expense (provided the freight does not exceed one dollar per volume for $2 per volume). Cloth Cases for each volume suitable for binding will be sent by mail postpaid on receipt of $1.69 each. Remittances should be made by Post-Office Money Order or Draft to avoid chance of loss. Newspapers are not to copy this advertisement without the express order of Harper & Snowman. Address HARPER & BROTHERS New York 1884. Harper's Weekly. ILLUSTRATED. Harper's Weekly stands at the head of American illustrated weekly journals. By its upfront position in politics, its admirable illustrations, its carefully chosen serials, short stories and poems contributed by the foremost artists and authors of the day it carries instruction and entertainment to them made of American human life always be the aim of the publishers to make Harper's Weekly the most popular and attracting family newspaper in the world, and in the performance in all those features which have gained for it the confidence, sympathy, and support of the large army of readers. HARPER'S PERIODICALS. Per Year: HARPER'S WEEKLY....$6.0 HARPER'S MAGAZINE....4.00 HARPER'S BAZAR....4.00 HARPER'S YOUNG PEOPLE....1.50 HARPER'S FRANKLIN SQUARE LIBRARY, One Year (32 Numbers)....10.00 Postage Free to all subscribers in the United States or Canada. FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF Los Angeles. PRESIDENT: E. F. Spence. CASHIER: W. Lacv. WELLS’ HEALTH RENEWER Are you falling, try Wells’ Health Enewer, a pure, clean, wholesome TONIC, For Brain, Nerves, Stomach, Liver, Kidneys, Lungs, An Unequal Invigorant Cures DYSPEPSIA, Headache, Fever, Ague, Chills, DEBILITY & WEAKNESS. Nice to take, true merit, unequaled for TORPID LIVER and Night Sweats, Nervous Weakness, Malaria, Leanness, Sexual Decline, $1.00 per box, 6 for $3.00 at Druggists. E. B. Wella, Jersey City, N.J., U.S.A. BUCHU-PAIBA Kidney & Urinary Cure Buchu-Paiba Remarkable Cures of Catarrh of the Bladder, Inflammation, Irritation of Kidneys and Bladder, Stone or Gravel Diseases of the Prostate Gland, Dropeal Swellings, Female Disease, Incinertion of Urine, all Diseases of the Genital Urinary Organs in either sex. For Unhealthy or Unnatural Discharges use also "Chapin’s Injection Fleur," each $1. For SYPHILIS, either contracted or hereditary stain, use Chapin’s Constitution Bitterness Bitterness, use Chapin’s Syphilis Pills, $2.00; and Chapin’s Syphilis Salve, $1.00; and bottle Syrup, 2 of Pills, 1 Salve by Express on FROM LOS ANGELES CABIN. STEERAGE To San Francisco, $15.00 $10.00 FROM SAN PEDRO WHARF To Monterey and Santa Cruz... 14.00 9.50 To San Diego... 12.00 9.00 To Cayenne... 11.50 9.00 To Poit Harford... 10.50 8.00 To Gaviota... 9.00 7.00 To Santa Barbara... 6.00 5.00 To San Buenaventura... 5.00 4.00 To San Diego... 5.00 4.00 Plane of steamers’ cabins at agent’s office, where berths may be secured. For Newport Landing, via Santa Cruz, etc., freight steamers leave San Francisco about every two weeks as tides serve on the Newport bar. The Company reserve the right to change the steamers, or their days of sailing. For passage or freight; as above, or for Tickets to and from All Important Points in Europe, Apply to H. McLELLAN, Agent. OFFICE—No. 8 Commercial Street, Los Angeles. FIRE Insurance Agency. I beg to inform the citizens of this vicinity that I am agent for the following first-class Fire Insurance Companies: GIRARD, of Philadelphia AGRICULTURAL, of Watertown SCOTTISH UNION AND NATIONAL HARTFORD, of Hartford ST. PAUL, of St. Paul TEUTONIA, of New Orleans NEW ORLEANS, of New Orleans FIRE INSURANCE ASSOCIATION of London, England. COMMERCIAL UNION, of London, Capital $12,500,000 CITY OF LONDON, Capital $10,000,000 SOUTH BRITISH AND NATIONAL, Capital $10,000,000 All of the above named Companies are staunch and reliable, and insurers can have their choice of Companies. Richard Melrose, QUICK TIME AND CHEAP FARES To Eastern and European Cities Via the Great Transcontinental All-Rail Routes, CENTRAL PACIFIC R. R. ORSOUTHERN PACIFIC R. R. Daily Express and Emigrant Trains make prompt connections with the several railway lines in the East, CONNECTING AT- HARPER’S PERIODICALS. Per Year: HARPER’S WEEKLY.....$6.0 HARPER’S MAGAZINE.....4.00 HARPER’S BAZAR.....4.00 HARPER’S YOUNG PEOPLE.....1.60 HARPER’S FRANKLIN SQUARE LIBRARY, One Year (52 Numbers).....10.00 Postage Free to all subscribers in the United States or Canada. The volumes of the Weekly begin with the first Number for January of each year. When no time is mentioned, it will be understood that the subscriber wishes to commence with the Number next after the receipt of order. The last Four Annual Volumes of Harper’s Weekly, in neat cloth binding, will be sent by mail, postage paid, or by express, free of expense (provided the freight does not exceed one dollar per volume), for $7.00 per volume. Cloth cases for each volume suitable for blinding will be sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of $1.00 each. Remittances should be made by Post Office Money Order or Draft, to avoid chance of loss. Newspapers are not to copy this advertisement without the express order of Harper & Brothers. Address: HARPER & BROTHERS, New York. 1884. Harper’s Young People. An Illustrated Weekly—18 Pages. Suited to boys and girls of from six to sixteen years of age. Vol. V. commences November 6, 1883. HARPER’s Young People is the best weekly for children in America — Southwestern Christian Adoption. All that the artist’s skill can accomplish in the world of illusion has been done, and the best talent he country has contributed to its text — New York Journal of Education, Boston. In it special field there is nothing that can be compared with it. TERMS: HARPER’S YOUNG PEOPLE, Per Year, Postage Prepaid, $15. Specimen copies are on receipt of Three Cents. The Volume of Harper’s Young People for 1881-1883 and 1885 handwritten in Illuminated Cloth will be sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of $3.60 each. Cloth Cases for each volume suitable for blinding will be sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of 50 cents each. Remittances should be made by Postoffice Money Order or Draft, to avoid chance of loss. Newspapers are not to copy this advertisement without the express order of Harper & Brothers. Address: HARPER & BROTHERS, New York. Dr. SANFORD’S LIVER INVIGORATOR Is just what its name implies; a Purely Vegetable Compound; that acts directly upon the Liver; curing the many diseases included in that important organ; and presenting the numerous ailments that arise from its action in American homes. It will always be the aim of the publishers to make Harper’s Weekly the most popular and attractive family newspaper in the world, and in the presence of this design which presents a constant improvement in all those features which have gained for it the confidence, sympathy, and support of the large army of readers. HARPER’S PERIODICALS. Per Year: HARPER’S WEEKLY.....$6.0 HARPER’S MAGAZINE.....4.00 HARPER’S BAZAR.....4.00 HARPER’S YOUNG PEOPLE.....1.60 HARPER’S FRANKLIN SQUARE LIBRARY, One Year (52 Numbers).....10.00 Postage Free to all subscribers in the United States or Canada. The volumes of the Weekly begin with the first Number for January of each year. When no time is mentioned, it will be understood that the subscriber wishes to commence with the Number next after the receipt of order. The last Four Annual Volumes of Harper’s Weekly, in neat cloth binding will be sent by mail, postage paid, or by express, free of expense (provided the freight does not exceed one dollar per volume), for $7.00 per volume. Cloth cases for each volume suitable for blinding will be sent by mail, postpaid, on receipt of $1.00 each. Remittances should be made by Postoffice Money Order or Draft, to avoid chance of loss. Newspapers are not to copy this advertisement without the express order of Harper & Brothers. Address: HARPER & BROTHERS, New York. DR. SANFORD’S LIVER INVIGORATOR Is just what its name implies; a Purely Vegetable Compound; that acts directly upon the Liver; curing the many diseases included in that important organ; and presenting the numerous ailments that arise from its action in American homes. It will always be the aim of the publishers to make Harper’s Weekly the most popular and attractive family newspaper in the world, and in the presence of this design which presents a constant improvement in all those features which have gained for it the confidence, sympathy, and support of the large army of readers. HARPER’S PERIODICALS. Per Year: HARPER’S WEEKLY.....$6.0 HARPER’S MAGAZINE.....4.00 HARPER’S BAZAR.....4.00 HARPER’S YOUNG PEOPLE.....1.60 HARPER’S FRANKLIN SQUARE LIBRARY, One Year (52 Numbers).....10.00 Postage Free to all subscribers in the United States or Canada. The volumes of the Weekly begin with the first Number for January of each year. When no time is mentioned, it will be understood that the subscriber wishes to commence with the Number next after the receipt of order. The last Four Annual Volumes of Harper’s Weekly, in neat cloth binding will be sent by mail, postage paid, or by express, free of expense (provided the freight does not exceed one dollar per volume), for $7.00 per volume. Cloth cases for each volume suitable for blinding will be sent by mail, postpaid on receipt of $1.00 each. Remittances should be made by Postoffice Money Order or Draft, to avoid chance of loss. Newspapers are not to copy this advertisement without the express order of Harper & Brothers. Address: HARPER & BROTHERS, New York. DR. SANFORD’S LIVER INVIGORATOR Is just what its name implies; a Purely Vegetable Compound; that acts directly upon the Liver; curing the many diseases included in that important organ; and presenting the numerous ailments that arise from its action in American homes. It will always be the aim of the publishers to make Harper’s Weekly the most popular and attractive family newspaper in the world, and in the presence of this design which presents a constant improvement in all those features which have gained for it the confidence, sympathy, and support of the large army of readers. HARPER’S PERIODICALS. Per Year: HARPER’S WEEKLY.....$6.0 HARPER’S MAGAZINE.....4.00 HARPER’S BAZAR.....4.00 HARPER’S YOUNG PEOPLE.....1.60 HARPER’S FRANKLIN SQUARE LIBRARY, One Year (52 Numbers).....10.00 Postage Free to all subscribers in the United States or Canada. The volumes of the Weekly begin with the first Number for January of each year. When no time is mentioned, it will be understood that the subscriber wishes to commence with the Number next after the receipt of order. The last Four Annual Volumes of Harper’s Weekly, in neat cloth binding will be sent by mail, postage paid, or by express, free of expense (provided the freight does not exceed one dollar per volume), for $7.00 per volume. Cloth cases for each volume suitable for blinding will be sent by mail, postpaid on receipt of $1. BUCHU-PAIBA Kidney & Urinary Cure Buchu-Paiba Remarkable Cures of Catarrh of the Bladder, Inflammation, Irritation of Kidneys and Bladder, Stone or Gravel Diseases of the Prostate Gland, Dropsical Swellings, Female Diseases, Incontinence of Urine, All Diseases of the Genitourinary Organs in either sex. For Unhealthy or Unnatural Discharges use also "Chapin's Injection Fleur," each $1. For SYPHILIS, either contracted or hereditary taint, use Chapin's Constitution Bitter Syrup, $1.00 per bottle, and Chapin's Syphilic Pills, $2.00; and Chapin's Syphilic Salve, $1.00. 6 bottles Syrup, 2 of Pills, 1 Salve, by Express on receipt of $10.00, or at Drugstores. E. R. WELLA, Jersey City, N. J., U. S. A. 1884 FIFTH ANNUAL orticultural-Agricultural AND Industrial Exposition OF THE SIXTH DISTRICT agricultural Association! AT THE PAVILION, LOS ANGELES, Oct. 13th to 18th, Inclusive. 5,000 in Premiums Offered. Arrangements are now completed for the large exhibition ever made. BABY SHOW RIDAY AFTERNOON. Oct. 17th. For premium list and programme to R. H. HEWITT, Secretary. No. 4, Baker Block. H. WORKMAN, President For Sale or Rent. VING TO REMOVAL TO OUR NEW STORE will sell or rent my present store building. Using Harker's saddle establishment, at a reasonable price. Appl soon. P. PELLEGRIN. Richard Melrose, QUICK TIME AND CHEAP FARES To Eastern and European Cities Via the Great Trans-continental All-Rail Routes, CENTRAL PACIFIC R. R. ORSOUTHERN PACIFIC R. R. Daily Express and Emigrant Trains make prompt connections with the several railway lines in the East. CONNECTING AT-- New York and New Orleans with the several Steamer Lines to ALL EUROPEAN PORTS. PULLMAN PALACE SLEEPING CARS attached to Overland Express Trains; THIRD-CLASS 8 SLEEPING CAR 8 are run daily with Overland Emigrant Trains. No additional charge for Berths in Third-Class Car. 22 Tickets sold. Sleeping-car Berths secured, and other information given upon application at the Company's Office, where passengers calling in person can secure choice of routes etc. RAILROAD LANDS IN NEVADA, CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS, For sale on reasonable terms. Apply to, or address W. H. MILLR, JEROME MADDEN, Land Agent, C.P.R.R. Co., San Francisco, S.P.R.K. Co., San Francisco. Or H. B. ANDREWS, Land Commissioner, G. H. & S.A. By Co., San Antonio, Texas. A. N. TOWNE, General Manager, Gen. Pass. & Tht. Agt. aug-4-6m San Francisco, Cal. THEPlows, Cultivators, Harrows —and Farming Implements— Manufactured by Punar & Brasley Manufacturing Company of Chicago, are first-class and guaranteed in every respect. Sold by dec 16. A. K. & K.A. WHITE. COOPERAGE A LARGE QUANTITY OF BARRELS, HALF BARRELS, 10 Gallon and 5 Gallon Kegs For Sale Cheap. Apply to B. DREYFUS & CO. Anaheim LIVER INVIGORATOR Is just what its name implies; a Purely Vegetable Compound, that acts directly upon the Liver; curing the many diseases including those important organ, and preventing the numerous ailments that arise from its deranged or hypertension, such as Dyspepsia, Jaundice, Billiousness, Conjunctive Mellaria, Sick-headache, Rheumatism etc. It is therefore a bruising "To have Good Health the Liver must be kept in order." DR. SANFORD'S LIVER INVIGORATOR Invigorates the Liver, Regulates the Bowels, Strengthens the System, Purifies the Blood, Assists Digestion, Prevents Fevers. Is a Household Need. An invaluable Family Medicine for common complaints. DR. SANFORD'S LIVER INVIGORATOR An experience of Forty years, and Thousands of Testimonial proves its Merit. FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS IN MEDICINE. For full information send your address for this page Book on the "Liver and Its Disease," to Dr. SANFORD NO DEAR SLZ. K. LUEDKE. Watch Maker and Jeweler Centre Street, Anaheim. EVERY DESCRIPTION OF WATCHES, CLOCKS and Jewelry carefully repaired and unpainted. A fine antiquity of Elgin and Waltham Watchmaker. JEWELRY AND CLOCKS ALWAYS ON HARD. PASTURE. Best Of Pasture For Stock At The Company to Runchee. Apply on the premises to A. V. Howard or in Baxton & Co., New York City. ay17