anaheim-gazette 1883-07-21

ANAHEIM VOL. XIII. WEEKLY GAZETTE Established 1870. For Terms, see Fourth Page. JOHN HANNA, Real Estate Agent. Live Stock Bought and Sold on Commission. ANAHEIM. BARKER & ALLEN, IMPORTERS AND DEALERS IN FURNITURE, CARPETS, Bedding, Wall Paper, Shades, Cornices, Lace Curtains, Etc. Nos. 322, 324 & 326 Main Street, (Near the Pico House) LOS ANGELES, - - CAL. ANAHEIM Carriage & Wagon Factory Nos. 322, 324 & 326 Main Street, (Near the Pico House) LOS ANGELES, CAL. ANAHEIM Carriage & Wagon Factory WOODWORK BLACKSMITHING SIGN & CARRIAGE PAINTING All work of the above description will be guaranteed and we pledge ourselves to give satisfaction. We are here to assist you in placing our patrons' our wood shop and blacksmith shop on center street, west of Michele's office, and our park shop is directly opposite. We are sole agents for the STUDEBAKER & LA BELLE WAGONS And are agents for all kinds of Farming Machinery DR. JAMES ELLIS OFFICE AND DRIVE TIME IN THE BUILDING Near the Pico House Office hours at 7 A.M. and 9:30 A.M. and at 2 P.M. DR. E. L. COWAN, Dentist, Has opened an office in the upper part of Mrs. Matts building Los Angeles street Anaheim Having had several years experience with confidence of his work. Has made a series of repairs he will be found in his office every day between the hours of 9 A.M. and 5 P.M. RICHARD MELROSE, NOTARY PUBLIC GARRETE OFFICE H. C. KELLOGG. Surveyor and Civil Engineer. PARTIES WILL PLEASE LEAVE THEIR ORDER WITH Mr. John Hauk, Anaheim ROBT. W. SCOTT. ATTORNEY AT LAW AND NOTARY PUBLIC Commissioner of Deeds for Arizona Territory Stronger's Block, Anaheim, Cal. VICTOR MONTGOMERY, Attorney-at-Law, SANTA ANA, CAL. Office in Dibbles' brick building, nearly opposite the Post Office M. L. WICKS, Attorney-at-Law, Rooms 86 and 87 TRUFFLE BLOCK, LOS ANGELES. A. E. WHITE. E. A. WHITE BLACKSMITHING AND — Wagonmaking! All Work Warranted. Prices as low as the lowest. Los Angeles Street, Anaheim, IF YOU WANT TO GET RID OF SQUIRRELS AND GOPHERS USE CARBON BI-SULPHIDE Everybody who has used it recommends it as the ONLY SURE EXTERMINATOR Of this vermin. For sale by A LANGENBERGER, Dealer in Groceries, Hardware, Paints, Oils and Crockery. F. & J. BACKS. Importers, Manufacturers and Dealers in Furniture, Bedding, Paper Hangings, Picture Frames, etc, UNDERTAKERS, VICTOR MONTGOMERY, Attorney-at-Law, SANTA ANA, CAL. Office in Dibbles' brick building, nearly opposite the Postoffice. Office hours from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. M. L. WICKS. Attorney-at-Law. Rooms 86 and 87 Trouble Block. LOS ANGELES. L. GUNTHER. Pioneer Boot and Shoe Maker, Cor. Adele and Los Angeles streets. ANAHEIM. GEORGE BAYER, BOOT AND SHOE MAKER, Center Street MAKING AND REPAIRING AT THE LOWEST cash price. All orders promptly attended to All work guaranteed. WM. R. HARKER, SADDLE & HARNESS MAKER, CENTER STREET, ANAHEIM. CHARLES WILLE. COOPERAGE. Pees, darrels and keys on hand at all times. Tank and Tuba made to order. Honey Barrels for sale cheap P. PELLEGRIN, PRACTICAL Watchmaker and Jeweler, CENTER ST., - ANAHEIM Repairing of Watches, Clocks and Jewelry done promptly and warranted. Sole Agent for the Johnston Optical Co.'s Improv spectacles and Eve-Glasses (interchangeable). Improved Eye Tester to perfectly suit the eye. THIS PAPER may be found on file at Gen. P. Rowell & Co.'s Newspaper Advertising Bureau (10 Spruce St.), whose advertising contracts may be made for it IN NEW YORK. Of this vermin. For sale by A LANGENBERGER, Dealer in Groceries, Hardware, Paints, Oils and Crockery. F. & J. BACKS. Importers, Manufacturers and Dealers in Furniture, Bedding, Paper Hangings, Picture Frames, etc, UNDERTAKERS. Agents for the Howe, Eldredge and Victor Sewing Machines Los Angeles Street.: Anaheim. PEARSON'S DINING PALACE. NICE BILL OF FARE. MEALS AT ALL HOURS. WITH EVERYTHING THAT THE MARKET affords. No. 269 North Main St., Log Angeles (Rose Block). je30-3m Masonic Notice. THE REGULAR MEETINGS OF ANA heim Lodge No. 207. F. and A. M. are held at Masonic Hall on the Monday evening of or preceding the full moon in each month. Solourning brethren in good standing are cordially invited to attend. Theo Reiser, W. M. J. S. Gardiner, Secretary. Fresh Bread, Cakes and Pies EVERY DAY AT THE Anaheim Bakery. BEES FOR SALE. DOZEN SHIVES WELL FILLED WITH HONEY. Price two dollars and a half each. Inquire a the lumber yard, or of E. S. Saxton a mile and t half north or town. E. A. PULLEN, TOWN MARSHAL, HAS ENTERED UPON HIS DUTY AND IS ready to attend to all business coming under his jurisdiction, such as collections, etc. may203 ANAHEIM HOTEL, Center Street, Anaheim. JOHN DIETZEL. - Lessee and Manager AVING LEASED THE ABOVE NAMED HOtel and being determined to remain here, I will use every endeavor to make the house a popular stopping place. I understand the hotel business thoroughly and will spare no trouble to accommodate my patrons. I respectfully solicit the patronage of the public. A Bar in which the Choicest of Liquors are kept is attached to the House. FREE COACH from all Trains. The table will be supplied with the very best in the market, and the kitchen will be under my peronal supervision. Respectfully, JOHN DIETZEL. D. W. HUDSON, Real Estate Broker and General Land Agent At Anaheim, Los Angeles County, California. CAPACITY OF WATER PIPES. Riverside Press and Horticulturist. The use of cement pipe for conducting water for irrigation purposes has increased wonderfully in Southern California during the past few years, and its manufacture is as yet but in its infancy. The people, as a rule, are without data to ascertain the size of a pipe necessary for conducting a given amount of water on a given grade, and for the accommodation of such we give the following information by N. W. Stowell, proprietor of the Ontario pipe works. Mr. Stowell is also proprietor of the East Los Angeles pipe works, which have recently been purchased by him. We give the capacity of a twelve-inch pipe on various grades, ranging from one foot per mile to 1,800 feet per mile, and the capacity is given with water under a four-inch pressure, as that is the way that water is usually measured for irrigation purposes. CAPACITY OF TWELVE INCH PIPE. 1 foot per mile grade ... 25.5 inches 2 feet ... 36. 3 ... 44.5 4 ... 50.1 6 ... 57.5 7 ... 68. 8 ... 72.5 9 ... 75. 10 ... 80. 12 ... 89. 14 ... 95. 16 ... 100. 18 ... 110. 20 ... 115. 22 ... 220. MATRIMONIAL ECCENTRICITIES. We recollect a wedding at which the happy pair had no sooner been united than, to the amazement of everyone except the officiating clergyman, who had been let into the secret a few minutes before, the eldest brother of the bride advanced with one of the blushing bridesmaids, and requested that the ceremony should be repeated for their benefit. It appearing that all the necessary legal and other preliminaries had been duly arranged, the demand was complied with, and the company had to celebrate two weddings instead of one. This recalls the case of an enterprising widow, who, failing the appearance at the eventful moment of her intubated second husband, utilized the occasion, the clergyman and the company in a way which must call forth the admiration of the most skilled diplomatist. She was a booming young widow of 25, and had agreed to marry "No. 2," as she playfully termed him, in a year and a day from the demise of "No. 1." The happy day fell on a Wednesday, and the ceremony was to take place at the bride's house. A magnificent wedding feast was provided, and about sixty guests invited. The hour fixed for the marriage was 6 P.M. In the forenoon the bridegroom arrived himself in his best, and went off to invite a few friends in the country who had been overlooked. Whether he happened to take with him a copy of the "Pickwick Papers," and came across Mr. Weller's famous D. W. HUDSON. Real Estate Broker and General Land Agent At Anaheim, Los Angeles County, California. Abstracts of Titles Furnished, Loans Negotiated, Taxes Paid and Rents Collected for Non-Residents. INVESTMENTS cannot do better than to call on me at my office with Robert W. Scott, Attorney at Law, Kroger's Hall, Center Street PASTURAGE. AN UNLIMITED QUANTITY OF HORSES taken on pasturage at the afalfa range of J.W. lately in Santa Ana Canyon. Terms $250 per month. For further information apply to P. DAVIS BILBO, Anaheim. "Domestic" Sewing Machines. LADIES WISHING LIGHT RUNNING AND REALIZE SEWING MACHINES can now pressure them The light running "DOMENTIC" tread at the road Light durable simple Will be greatest via tiny of work without change The machine can be seen by calling no E.A.MEK AGENT jets. FRANK EY, Glassware, Candies, Tobaccos, Cigars, Notions, Etc. Adjoining Planters' Hotel, Anaheim THE CHEAPEST STORE IN TOWN. WASHINGTON Meat Market! CENTRE STREET, ANAHEIM, C. F LEONARD, Proprietor. THE PATRONAGE OF THE PEOPLE OF ANA heim and vicinity is respectfully solicited F. ADAMS, MERCHANT TAILOR, No. 113 Spring St., CAPACITY OF TWELVE INCH PIPE 1 foot per mile grade ... 25.5 inches 2 feet ... 36. 3 ... 44.5 ... 4 ... 50.1 ... 6 ... 57.5 ... 7 ... 68. 8 ... 72.5 ... 9 ... 75. 10 ... 80. 12 ... 89. 14 ... 95. 16 ... 100. 18 ... 110. 20 ... 115. 22 ... 220. 25 ... 225. 30 ... 140. 35 ... 150. 40 ... 160. 45 ... 170. 50 ... 180. 60 ... 200. 90 ... 245. 100 ... 250. 200 ... 350. 300 ... 445. 400 ... 500. 500 ... 550. 600 ... 600. 700 ... 650. 800 ... 700. 900 ... 750. 1,000 ... 800. 1,800 ... 1,050. These figures are close enough for all practical purposes, but in starting the water into the pipe it must have enough head to cause the water to fill the pipe. The capacity of other sized pipes can be ascertained for the various grades by comparison with the twelve-inch pipe in the following manner: 10 in. pipe will carry ... 4 times a 12 in. 8 ... A ... 12 ... 6 ... A ... 12 ... 14 ... 1.47 times a 12 in. 16 ... 2 ... 12 ... 22 ... 4.5 ... 12 ... 30 ... 10 ... 12 ... 36 ... 15.5 ... 12 ... 48 ... 32 ... 12 To find the capacity of any sized pipe on any given grade multiply the capacity of a twelve-inch pipe on that grade by the comparative figures of the sized pipe desired. To illustrate—What is the capacity of a 48 inch pipe on a grade of six feet to the mile? The capacity of a 12-inch pipe on a grade of 6 feet to the mile is 57.5 inches; a 48 inch pipe will carry 32 times as much as a 12-inch pipe; 32 times 57.5 equals 1840; a 48 inch pipe on a grade of 6 feet to the mile will therefore carry 1840 inches. New York, July 13.—In 1882 Margaret Gilman, at 85 years of age, placed $2,300 in the hands of Henry McArdle, instructing him to pay the funeral expenses of herself and husband, then 90 years old, when they should die, to erect a monument and to expend the remainder of the money in having masses paid for the repose of their souls. She died eight days later and her husband two months afterwards. Both died intestate. Michael Gilman, as next of kin; demanded that McArdle refund and pay over to him the money received from Mrs. Gilman. Judge Freedman in the Superior Court decided that the trust was invalid and such benning young widow of 25, and had agreed to marry “No. 2,” as she playfully termed him, in a year and a day from the demise of “No. I.” The happy day fell on a Wednesday, and the ceremony was to take place at the bride’s house. A magnificent wedding feast was provided, and about sixty guests invited. The hour fixed for the marriage was 6 p.m. In the foremoon the bridegroom arrived himself in his best, and went off to invite a few friends in the country who had been overlooked. Whether he happened to take with him a copy of the “Pickwick Papers,” and came across Mr. Weller’s famous advice to his son Sam on the subject of “wilders,” will probably never be known; but by this or some other means he appears to have been reduced to a peculiarly vacillating state of mind with regard to the important step he was about to take; for by the afternoon post his bride-elect received from him an intimation to the effect that he had conscientious seruples as to marrying a woman so recently widowed. He would make it a matter of careful consideration, and abide by the result of his subsequent feelings. She was not to take this as a positive declamation, but if he had not arrived by six o’clock she might consider the marriage off. The widow did not faint or go into hysteria, but decked herself in her bridal robes and smilingly received the guests who had been bidden to the beast. When all the company had arrived the lady read to them the communication she had received from the recipient bridegroom. Lord and long were the denunciations it elicited, and the heroine bearing of the widow under such trying circumstances was marked and commended by all. “This need not prevent the feast,” she said; and the banquet began. The feasting over, the room was cleared for dancing, and everything went as merely as if the wedding had passed off under the most favorable auspices. The result of it all was that an elderly bachelor, who had opened the ball with the irrepressible window, became so enamored of her that before the evening was far advanced he had proposed, and what was more, had been accepted. The minister was recalled, and at 11 p.m. the wedding, though not one for which the guests had been assembled, was solemnized. The ceremony had scarcely been performed when the door bell was violently ringing, and in stalked the superceded bridegroom. “Careful consideration” had at length overcome his “conscientious seruples” and he had come back to claim his bride—only however, to be introduced to her as the wife of another. Served him right. The very act of marrying at all is in some instances a most eccentric proceeding. What, for example, could be more absurd than the recent marriage in a small agricultural village in England, of a couple whose united ages came to 156, the bridegroom being 77, and the bride 79? Nor was this the only peculiar feature of this extraordinary union. The bridegroom’s Christian name was Thomas, and the bride’s Mary; and this was the third Mary that Thomas had selected as his partner, while it was also the third Thomas. Meat Market! CENTRE STREET, ANAHEIM, C. F LEONARD, Proprietor. F. ADAMS, MERCHANT TAILOR, No. 113 Spring St., LOS ANGELES. A Perfect Fit Guaranteed. KIDNEY WORT FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF CONSTIPATION. No other disease is so prevalent in this country as Constipation, and no remedy has ever equalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort as a cure. Whatever the cause, however obstructive the case, this remedy will overcome it. PILES. This distressing com­promise with constipation. Kidney-Wort strengthens the weakened parts and quickly cures all kinds of Piles even when physicians and medicines have before failed. If you have either of these troubles PRICE $1. USE Druggists Sell KIDNEY-WORT Bricks for Sale. AN UNLIMITED QUANTITY OF GOOD BRICK for sale. Enquire of C. SCHINDLER, Anaheim. Millinery Store to Rent. FITTED UP WITH SHELVING, CASES, COUNTERS, everything complete. Rent low. Also for sale in a lump a fine lot of Millinery goods very cheap. Apply to this office or to B. DREYFUS, Anaheim. Notice IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT THE ROAD TO the San Juan Hot Springs situated on the Mission Vieja Rainco, has been closed. Executors of the estate of F. D. A Pioche. By LUIS DARTIGUES, Lessee of said Sancho. Gilman, at 85 years of age, placed $2,300 in the hands of Henry McArdle, instructing him to pay the funeral expenses of herself and husband, then 90 years old, when they should die, to erect a monument and to expend the remainder of the money in having masses paid for the repose of their souls. She died eight days later and her husband two months afterwards. Both died intestate. Michael Gilman, as next of kin; demanded that McArdle refund and pay over to him the money received from Mrs. Gilman. Judge Freedman in the Superior Court decided that the trust was invalid and such money as remained should be paid to Michael Gilman. Considerable comment has been created by the decision. Today, in rendering a decision upon a motion for a settlement of the finding and award of the Court, Judge Freedman referred to his decision, saying that if Mrs. Gilman had bequeathed her money to her executor for the purpose of having masses said he would have held the will void; but she did not. The title passed with the deposit of money in the hands of the agent, and the administrator was as much entitled to revoke the instructions given to the agent as Mrs. Gilman herself would have been had she lived and chosen to revoke them. The character of the instruc­tions, the Judge said, is immaterial. If they had been that McArdle should, every Fourth of July, pay a man to hoist an American flag over the house in which she died, he would have rendered precisely the same decision. Dwight, Ill., July 10.—Andrew White, a wealthy farmer, living near this place, was recently placed in a private insane asylum owing to the impairment of his mental faculties caused by too close attention to the details of his business. He there became strangely possessed with the hallucination that his wife and children desired to rob him of his property. He escaped from his retreat a few days ago and proceeded to his home. Arriving there in the middle of the night, he watched till morning, when he called to his wife to come and welcome him. The wife and two children, aged 10 and 12 years respectively, came at once. He allowed each to caress him and then drew a revolver, shot and instantly killed his wife and followed this by murdering his two children. He made the tragedy complete by killing himself. PARKERSBURG (Pa.), July 13th — About three months ago two brothers named Clayton, who resided at Ritchie, in this State, concocted a scheme to ruin an innocent young lady of that place, named Mary Hanover. Failing in this, the younger Clayton then won the girl's affections, proposed marriage and was accepted. The elder Clayton disguised himself and so cleverly acted as a parson that he deceived his intimate friends. A wedding feast followed and the happy pair retired to their country home. About four weeks ago the husband told his young wife that he was tired of her and that as she was not his lawful wife she could go home to her parents. He then explained the fraud that had been practiced. Instead of weeping she quietly went home and told her father. As Court was then in session, he proceeded to punish the scams and had them arrested. They were convicted yesterday and today the Court sentenced the husband to three years in the State Penitentiary and fined the brother, who acted as the parson, $100 and costs. Had not the Court thus punished the guilty young devils the indignant citizens would have taken the matter in hand. Millions Given Away. Millions of bottles of Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughes and Colds, have been given away as trial Bottles of the large size. This enormous outlay would be disastrous to the proprietors, were it not for the rare merits possessed by this wonderful medicine. Call at Higgins' Drug Store and get a trial bottle free, and try for yourself. It never fails to cure. GAZETTE. JULY 21, 1883. SPECIAL ECCENTRICITIES. wedding at which the haponer been united than, to everyone except the officeiwho had been let into the tates before, the eldest brothadvanced with one of the maids, and requested that could be repeated for their ring that all the necessary eliminaries had been duly manual was compiled with, had to celebrate two weddens. This recalls the case widow, who, failing the eventful moment of her husband, utilized the occasion and the company in a call forth the admiration of diplomatist. She was a widow of 25, and had agreed 2," as she playfully termed a day from the demise of happy day fall on a Wednesday was to take place at A magnificent wedding, and about sixty guests are fixed for the marriage the forenoon the bridegroom in his best, and went off to als in the country who had Whether he happened to copy of the "Pickwick Pacross Mr. Weller's famous ELECTRICITY FOR A HORSE TIES. Peck's Sun "About three weeks ago you had an item in your paper telling about a new scheme for curing balky horses. It was an electric battery to be placed in the buggy, and when the horse balked the instructions were to touch a button with the foot, when the electric current would go to the horse's mouth, take his attention from his balkiness, and he would get along all right. Do you remember such an item? The editor scratched the bald spot on his head, looked wise, and said he did remember something about it, and asked the visitor if he had purchased a battery and tried it. "Tried it!" said he, as he picked up one of the crutches and fixed the spindles on his sprained arm. "Yes, sir, I tried it, and it is a wonder that I am spared to come in and man you. I live out near Eagle, and have got an old mare that has been balky off and on for sixteen years. I read about that battery, and sent to Chicago and got one, and rigged it up in the bottom of a wagon, and fixed the wire in the bit just as you said. One morning, about a week ago, I hitched up the old mare to take a few cans of milk to the cheese factory, and I was afraid she wouldn't talk so I could cure her. Well, I got almost to the cheese factory, and the old mare balked. I touched the button with my foot, and I could see that the old mare got the shock because she" Fatal Flashes. During a thunder storm at Underhill, Vermont, on last Friday a school house was struck by lightning and several children injured. At Nashua, N.H., Susie L. Marsh was killed by the lightning and Mrs. Marsh and child injured by the fragments of furniture which the lightning splintered. The lightning set fire to the Indiana University at Bloomington. Loss $200,000. Omaha, July 13 — John McFaulden, teamster, was killed by lightning this morning while hauling a load of lumber to the north part of the city. The lightning struck his head, burning his hair, eye brows, lashes and whiskers, and marked his breast and stomach all the way down, with hundreds of small burned spots, as if marked by a shotgun; burned the lower part of the legs, tore off one leg of the pantaloons, and one shoe and stocking, and splitting in two the foot. Destructive Elements. At Trenton, Md., the Presbyterian church, public school and other buildings were damaged by a tornado. The loss is estimated at $30,000. A wind storm at Bismarck, D.T., on Friday demolished a number of buildings. At McPaul, Plum Hollow, Percival and Hamburg, points in Iowa, wind and nail did fearful damage on Friday. Crops were destroyed, trees sprooted, buildings blown window of 25, and had agreed "as she playfully termed a day from the demise of happy day fell on a Wednesday morning was to take place at A magnificent wedding, and about sixty guests her fixed for the marriage the foremost the bridegroom on his best, and went off to his in the country who had Whether he happened to copy of the "Pickwick Pacross Mr. Weller's famous Sam on the subject of probably never be known; her other means he appears duced to a peculiarly vaciland with regard to the immass about to take; for by most his bride-elect received nation to the effect that he scruples as to marrying a truly widowed. He would or of careful consideration, is not to take this as a posibut if he had not arrived might consider the marrinow did not faint or go into kicked herself in her bridal only received the guests who to the least. When all the loved the holy read to them son she had received from delegrom. Loud and long rations it elicited, and the the widow under such trywas marked and commendneed not prevent the and the banqueting began. the room was cleared for anything went as merrily as had passed off under the scruples. The result of it elderly bachelor, who had with the irrespassible window, need of her that before the advanced he had proposed, more, had been accepted, recalled, and at 11 p.m. though not the one for which he assembled, was solemnmony had scarcely been perdoor bell was violently liked the supereded brideal consideration" had at has "douscientious scruples" back to claim his bride— to be introduced to her as her. Served him right. marrying at all is in some coercive proceeding. What, and be more absurd than the in a small agricultural vilof a couple whose united the bridegroom being 77. Nor was this the only of this extraordinary union. Christian name was Thomne's Mary; and this was the Thomas had selected as his was also the third Thomas A Good Frog Story. Wheatland Graphite Some months ago Dr. Melton was called to see a lady who told a tale of misery and suffering that astonished him. She complained particularly of great distress in her stomach, and told the doctor that the distress existed for some time and that she had consulted a spiritualist that was here with Robinson's circus, and had been told that she had awallowed a frog. The doctor, after a critical examination, found that she was suffering from an aggravated attack of dyspepsia and hypochondrosis, and tried man you. I live our dear Eagle, and have got an old mare that has been balky off and on for sixteen years. I read about that battery, and sent to Chicago and got one, and rugged it up in the bottom of a wagon, and fixed the wire in the hit just as you said. One morning, about a week ago, I hitched up the old mare to take a few cans of milk to the cheese factory, and I was afraid she wouldn't talk so I could care her. Well, I got almost to the cheese factory, and the old mare balked. I touched the button with my foot, and I could see that the old mare got the shock, because she stuck up her ears and shook her head. Just as I stepped on the button again, to give her the second dose, she switched her tail around and caught the wire, which was quite slack, and wound it around her tail about four times, and my foot was on the button. Oh, how she kicked. I forgot to take my foot off the button, in the excitement, and kept the electric current going, and the air was full of heels and pieces of wagon, and milk cans, and me. She seemed to have the strength of a hundred horses, and it seemed to me as if the whole chrysance, horse and all went over the trees as though carried by a cyclone. I and the wagon came down first, and then it began to hail milk cans and rain milk, and the old mare stood there with the copper wire wound around her tail, kicking and pawing milk cans, and tipping pieces of wagon on me. The boss of the cheese factory got me by one leg and pulled me out of the wreck, and one of the neighbors got hold of the battery and pulled the wire off from around the mare's tail, and she went to eating grass, and drinking milk that had collected in a hole in the road, and they got me home, and I have been in bed ever since till this morning. I came in on the team to see what you would give to settle. I don't want to be hard on any man that is strengling along to build up a business, but it does seem to me there ought to be a responsibility somewhere for such outrages." The editor looked wise some more and finally told the man that if he had not paid a royalty for the use of the electric balky horse persuader he was liable to be arrested by the United States Marshal and taken to New Jersey for trial on a charge of infringement on a patent, and that it would cost him thousands of dollars. Destructive Elements. At Trenton, Mt., the Presbyterian church, public school and other building were damaged by a tornado. The loss is estimated at $70,000. A wind storm at Bismarck, D.T., on Friday demolished a number of buildings. At McPaul Plum Hollow, Perival and Hamburg, points in Iowa, wind and nail did fearful damage on Friday. Crops were destroyed, trees apoptosed, buildings blown down and cattle killed. St. Joseph, Mt., was also badly demoralized, thirteen of the finest buildings in town being ruined. The shipping at the St. Louis wharves were badly damaged. Ocean Beach, N.J., and Harrisburg, Va., were among the sufferers by the same storm. A Mob Repulsed. Tucson (A.T.), July 14th — Thursday night the Denning mob that attempted to secure and hang Doe Kane, who previously killed a railroad conductor, chartered an engine and car, and heavily arming themselves, went up to Silver City, where Kane had been surrendered by his bondsmen to the Sheriff. In all there were about sixty men in the mob. They were met by the Sheriff's posse nearly as strong. Two of a committee of three of the avengers to demand Kane were arrested by the Sheriff, but afterwards released, to prevent bloodshed, which was imminent. The party returned to Denning without Kane. Now it is thought the matter will be dropped till the trial of Kane for manslaughter, under which charge he is held. Cincinnati, July 14th — When the first apprehension for the tenth census was voted, it was the intention of Congress to frame a law so that if any State desired to make another enumeration in 1883 the general Government would pay half the expense. A Washington special says New York, Pennsylvania, Illinois and Ohio have already signified their desire to take advantage of this act. An inquiry has revealed the fact that existing legislation does not cover the ground. It will be necessary to have the law amended in order to render this scheme possible. Census Superintendent Seaton says an effort will be made next winter to remedy the defect. It is thought nearly all of the States will avoid themselves of the opportunity for taking a census at half price. This would practically result in a new census of the United states, the headquarters of which would remain here; only difference being that the States would be required to foot half the bill. The scheme is favored by the census officials who have a strong desire to perpetuate themselves in office. It would furnish abundant work for the Civil Service Board, as it would necessitate the employment of two thousand extra Some months ago Dr. Melton was called to see a lady who told a tale of misery and suffering that astonished him. She complained particularly of great distress in her stomach, and told the doctor that the distress existed for some time and that she had consulted a spiritualist that was here with Robinson's circus, and had been told that she had awallowed a frog. The doctor, after a critical examination, found that she was suffering from an aggravated attack of dyspepsia and hypochondriasis, and tried to convince her that the fortune teller had lied, but to no purpose. After two or three visits the doctor concluded to humor her, and after a pretended examination told her he was sure that the frog had taken up its abode in her stomach, but he would soon remedy the trouble. Procuring a large frog from one of the Chinese gardens, on his next visit he administered an emetic to his patient, and while it was doing its work, managed to slip the frog into the basin unobserved by her. On seeing the frog in the basin the lady was greatly relieved, and was high in her praise of the doctor. But a fearful thought came in her in the midst of her joy. What if the frog had left some little ones behind it? Explaining herself to the doctor, she shuddered with fear at the idea. The doctor was equal to the occasion. Picking up the frog, he eyed it closely for a while, and replied: "Have no fear, madam, it is not that kind of a frog." Bishop Gilmour says that Thomas Jefferson was the progenitor of dynamitism, because he "planted the seeds of discord in civilized society when he promulgated the doctrine that 'all men are created equal, and endowed by the Creator with certain inalienable rights, among them life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.'" The Bishop regards this doctrine as false in its notions of human equality, and as the cause of communism, nihilism, and general restlessness. "Better bear present evils than fly to those unknown." Better still, use Kidney-Wort and make your present evils fly to parts unknown. If you find yourself getting bilious, head heavy, mouth foul, eyes yellow, kidneys disordered, symptoms of piles tormenting you, take at once a few doses of Kidney-Wort. Use it as an advance guard—either in dry or liquid form—it is efficient. My wife said I was a fool when I brought home a bottle of Parker's Ginger Tonic. But when it broke up my cough and cured her neuralgia and baby's dyspentry she thought it a good investment. N.Y. Tailor.