anaheim-gazette 1876-01-15

Anaheim Gazette SATURDAY...JAN.15, 1875. CUMMER MEETINGS. FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, Rev. J. M. Allis, Pastor. Regular services at 11 a.m. and at 7:20 p.m. Sunday School at 10 a.m. Meeting for practice in Congregational singing and for Bible study on Wednesday at 7:20 p.m. EPISCOPAL CHURCH, Rev. W. S. Neales, Pastor. Regular services every Sunday morning at 11 a.m. Sunday School at 10 a.m. Kleinigkeiten. From Tuesday's Daily. —Geo. C. Knox, now in Sacramento has been appointed Clerk of both Hospital Committees. —The steamer Newport is expected to arrive at Newport Landing this morning. —Orpheus Lodge of I. O. O. F. will give a ball on the evening of Washington's Birthday. —The case of Lynill vs. Bennett & Page was settled yesterday by the defendants paying the amount claimed. —The mail on Sunday arrived at the post-office in a rather dilapidated condition from exposure to the weather. —A large force of men are at work on the railroad track of the Anaheim Branch, repairing the damages of the late rains. —The game of ten-pins is rapidly being reduced to a science in Anaheim. A match of twenty games, for the championship of the town, was played yesterday. —A number of the citizens of San Juan Capistrano were in town yesterday, on their way to Los Angeles, having been summoned as witnesses in the case of Foucarde. —A correspondent of the Herald states that the lime-growing business is already overdone, and that thous- From Wednesday's Daily. —A screening party was on the rampage on Monday evening. —Brown will give a ball at Kroeger's Hall on next Saturday evening. —D. C. Hayward, the Orange nurseryman, is meeting with success in growing pine-apples. —Mr. Langenberger's store on Centre street is receiving a new coat of paint. —The Anaheim Water Company will elect a zanjero on the 29th of the present month. —the petitions for County Division are receiving a large number of signatures. Several bands of wethers will be started for San Francisco from this vicinity in a short time. —the County Division Committee met again last night at Mr. Wicks' office. —the stores in town find great difficulty in keeping a sufficient stock of rice to supply the wants of the Chinese population. —a footrace for $1,000 will come off at Agricultural Park on Saturday. Adolph Cells and John Wesley are the contestants. Mr. Robert Michel has received material from San Francisco, and we expect soon to revel in the luxury of a home-made cigar. —the Mum Club held their regular meeting on Monday evening. The President pro.tem., failed to put in an appearance on Tuesday. Reasons not given. In the case of Frost vs. Gridley, before Judge Randail, on Saturday, George Thornly claimed preference for the amount of $50 over the attaching creditor. The game of ten-pins is rapidly being reduced to a science in Anaheim. A match of twenty games, for the championship of the town, was played yesterday. A number of the citizens of San Juan Capistrano were in town yesterday, on their way to Los Angeles, having been summoned as witnesses in the case of Foucarde. A correspondent of the Herald states that the lime-growing business is already overdone, and that thousands of limes are rotting on the ground for the want of a market. The stock corral at the San Pedro street depot of the L. A. & I. R. R., will be finished to-day, and we understand that a lot of sheep and hogs will be shipped to Santa Monica tomorrow. Mr. J. W. Lowe, of Santa Ana, called on us last evening. While we regret the loss of the gentleman from our midst, we are pleased to hear of his success in the town of Santa Ana, where he is building up a flourishing blacksmithing business. Among our reading notices is one relating to the finding of a purse. After it was was placed in the form, the owner called to advertise its loss, and was immediately put in possession of his lost property. Moral—advertise in the GAZETTE. Freight for the following persons was received at the depot last night: L. Glidmacher, 7 joints gas pipe; A. Langenberger, 50 boxes soap; C. E. French, 3 coils rope; C Mossman, two kgs beer; C H. Wilkins, 5 boxes soap; Nathan Fletcher, one package plow points; J. C. Edwards, 31 packages merchandise; A. M. Beltz, 2 cases H. H. goods; J. B. Tombs, 34 bundles latha. We had the pleasure of an interview with Mr. C. E. French, of the San Joaquin ranch, today. He says that everything in that section looks promising. The country is lovely, and purchasers are sensibly visiting the Southern section of the county and buying largely. The San Joaquin ranch is coming up as a region very desirable for investment. Express. At a meeting of Wilmington Lodge No. 198, F. & A. M., held at that place on the 7th of December, the following officers were elected and installed on the 27th of December: Geo. Hinds, W. M.; Omri Bullis, S. W.; Frank Monoghan, J. W.; E. N. McDonald, Treas; W. T. Brown, Sec. A. A. Polhemus, S. D.; F. Schweizer, J. The Mum Club held their regular meeting on Monday evening. The President pro tem., failed to put in an appearance on Tuesday. Reasons not given. In the case of Frost vs. Gridley, before Judge Randail, on Saturday, George Thornly claimed preference for the amount of $50 over the attaching creditor. A fire was discovered in the Railroad House, on Alameda street, Los Angeles, yesterday morning, but it was extinguished before much damage was done. Circumstances point that it was the work of an incendiary. The exports from the depot this morning were: 1 pipe wine, 135 gallons, 1 box fruit, 1 box clothing, 1 box mdse, 44 sacks barley, 55 dry hides, 11 green hides, 1 bundle sheep pelts, 2 bbls tallow. One of the railroad extensions we expect to hear of in the near future is the continuance of the road now running from this city to Anaheim, on to San Diego. Such a road will be of value to the company and of immense benefit to this city and San Diego. It will give the latter place the railroad outlet it so much needs. Herald. From Thursday's Daily. George H. Kimball has gone to San Francisco. H. D. Polhemus will to-day leave for a short visit to San Jose. The exports from the depot this morning were ninety-seven sacks of potatoes. C. W. Shane has been appointed administrator of the estate of James A. Crawford, deceased. About six thousand head of sheep were sold from the San Joaquin Ranch last week, to be taken to New Mexico. Several new brick buildings are shortly to be erected on Los Angeles and Centre streets. Mr. Bittner's New Year dinner consisted of fresh green corn, new potatoes and strawberries, grown on his place on Centre street. There was a surprise party at the residence of Mr. Pete Richards last night. As it is leap year, the ladies did the inviting. A lady's gold cuff pin was found on the street yesterday by the night watchman, and brought to this office. The owner can have it upon application home-made cigar. The Summertime meeting at the Sears settlement at which a petition county was signed present, except another grief yesterday bad year for miscellaneous almanac fact. This time route was the stricter export morning were packages poplars, 2 boxes bus. Freight was lowing persons McGregor, 5 pk 1 smoke stack; egg box: G W Woosman, 5 pk 9 pkgs mdse; O Ergenbright, 10 genberger, 11 p wagon; G O French, 1 box o Co., 20 cases. San "County Divide of conversation present time." "to be or not to treat," is generally debatable, and unanimously Orange, Tustin and Santa Ana headed by such Banning, W.H derson, Columbia J.H.F others, is being the whole vote above named gentleman pro Sacramento in order to the Governor see that it read Representative Diego. Mr. Ulyard, Tustin City, has that Santa Ana point, and that of the valley, he his steam flour this point when paired to till all care. Mr Bob Cunwell-borer of forms us that Mr to flow at a depot Mr Roper's at of 60 feet. Mr At a meeting of Wilmington Lodge No. 198, F. & A. M., held at that place on the 7th of December, the following officers were elected and installed on the 27th of December: Geo. Hinds, W. M.; Omri Bullis, S. W.; Frank Monoghan, J. W.; E. N. McDonald, Treas; W. T. Brown, Sec. A. A. Polhemus, S. D.; F. Schweizer, J. D.; John McNaughton, Tyler; T. B. Hayes, Marshall; G. Allen and A. Jacoby, Stewards. There was a large meeting of the Veterans of the Mexican War at Dr. Dunlap's office to-day. Gen. Stoneman presided. Gen. Stoneman, Dr. Griffin and Colonel Kewen were appointed a committee to confer with the member of Congress from this District, for the purpose of furthering the objects of the Association and to influence Congress to take some action to enable the Veterans to attend the Centennial. Adjourned subject to the call of the Committee. The Association is not only out of debt, but has a considerable sum of money on hand. About half past nine o'clock on Sunday night, Constable Davies received a telegram from W. H. Layage, Justice of the Peace at Wilmington, requesting him to arrest a man described in the telegram, as it was supposed he had gone to Anaheim. It required but a short time for the experienced officer to get his man. He was anugly ensconced in the Planters' Hotel, and placed under arrest. One gold watch and chain, three silver watches and a bag of Jeweler's tools were also captured. It seems that the arrested party is a peripatetic watchmender, and that the watches found on his person belonged to citizens of Wilmington who had given them to him to be repaired. Davies took the prisoner to Wilmington yesterday and turned him over to the authorities. Mr. Bittner's New Year dinner consisted of fresh green corn, new potatoes and strawberries, grown on his place on Centre street. There was a surprise party at the residence of Mr. Pete Richards last night. As it is leap year, the ladies did the inviting. A lady's gold cuff pin was found on the street yesterday by the night watchman, and brought to this office. The owner can have it upon application. Many of the parties who signed a remonstrance to the County Division petition have stated that they were misinformed regarding the bill, and that they are in favor of the movement. A large number of Orange people have signed the Division petition. A meeting of the citizens of Orange has been called for Friday evening at 7 o'clock at the school house to consider the division question. A communication, signed O. T. S., appeared in the Express the other day stating that Judge Anderson, of Orange, had signed the petition against County Division. Judge Anderson desires to say thus publicly that the statement is untrue. The following officers of Anaheim Lodge of I. O. O. F were installed on Tuesday evening: N. G., S. H. Dyer; V. G., T. H. Chelley; R. S., John J. Hill; P. S., J. H. Gooch; Treas., P. C. McKinnle; W., A. J. Brown; Con., S. J. Davis; R. S. N. G., R. Helmann, L. S. N. G., D. J. Sorenson; R. S. V. G., H. S. Austin; L. S. V. G., John Sulliwan; R. S. S., R. Bohen; L. S.S., J.J.Dyer; I.G., Qto Evans; O.'G., A.Randillis. Martin Classen is busy fitting up his new saloon in the building formerly occupied as a restaurant near Mitchell's stable, on Centre street. Mr. Ulyard, Tustin City, hailed that Santa Ana point, and that of the valley, he his steam flume this point, where pared to ill all care. Mr Bob Currie well-borer of forms us that Mr to flow at a depot Mr Roper's at of 60 feet.Mr attained a dept water still below the workmen he rendered their cult This is one mountable differences of Orange to contend with tessian water which the settler Newport and not labor.Were the latter section feel so secure for the land they o bored for and flowing wells at 100 feet,and bored at the prairie J.M.Brown start to-day frost on a prospecture attend them. Bishop Moore Sah Bernardlin times among the cality By sp repeat his sermon 33rd.at an earl The $5,000 ad in Spring School the 10th inst.of ninety-one-for, to 24 again The citizens an anchor the town substantial school Why this action is one of the with 250 schools vide school room about forty.Tinto into the Board a confidence that between the parish Salah. January 10th on the Kroeger's age nurccess in on Cencoat of Company air of the Division of signawill be from this committee Wicks' great diff- stock of Chinese will come saturday. y are the received and we luxury of a or regular ag. The out in an seasons not Gridley, Saturday, frence for attaching Ran Eider's Daily. —It is rumored that Anaheim will have one bachelor loss in a few days. —In the case of Parker vs. Rennerscheid.—Motion for a new trial was overruled and appeal taken. —It is about time the subject of building a new school house was being agitated. —Judge McNealy, of San Diego, will take Judge Sepulveda's place in the District Court to-day. —Mr. Hull, of Anabeim Landing was in town yesterday. He looks as if married life agreed with him. —A copy of the County Division petition was sent in yesterday from the Upper Santa Ana district, filled with signatures. —Messrs. Birch, Vance and others were in from Santa Ana yesterday. They report everything flourishing in that beautiful locality. —One of the Pacific Mall Steamers will stop at San Pedro on the way down, about the 1st of February. This will probably be the last call for some time. —a number of Santa Ana names found their way on to the petition for County Division yesterday. O. T. S.' solid ranks break as they hear the truth. —Mr. Charles Brown is making extensive preparations to the end that the ball at Kroeger's Hall on Saturday evening will prove a success. The music will be furnished by five talented Professors. —the squatters on the Bolsas held a meeting at the school house in the Sears settlement yesterday afternoon, at which a petition for division of the county was signed by every member present, except two. —Another milk wagon came to —The Republican says: Dr. Lindenfeld desires to inform land owners that he expects to bring a salary of Genns to Southern California, and he would like to negotiate for a tract of land, any 20,000 acres or less. He has made all arrangements, and desires to get a suitable tract in this or all joining counties. —On Wednesday evening the installation of the officers of Orange Lodge of I. O. O. F. was held. Mr. Champlin has kindly furnished us with the following list of officers: A. Johnston, N. G.; C. M. Marshall, V. G; H. Lockwood, R. S.; A. J. Hayward, P. S.; J. M. Mitchell, Treasurer, Wm. L. Oge, Warden; M. A. Peters, Conductor; A. C. Bowers, I. G.; T. B. Hulse, R. S. N.G.; L. G. Hilgen, L. S. N.G.; G. W. Barber, R. S. S. —the entire Press of Los Angeles city have now had their say in opposition to division. The Herald admits that the county ought to be divided, but questions whether the time for dismemberment has yet arrived. The Los Angeles papers used the same argument six years ago, and at every subsequent session of the legislature. The same advice—"Wait two years more"—has always been tendered when the people made an effort to free themselves from the yoke of Los Angeles. —the Express says: Last night, about half-past seven o'clock, as the Anaheim train was coming into Los Angeles, the hind part of the hind car, below Wolfskill's, was thrown off the track. It crashed along in that position for a distance of about two hundred yards, when the accident was discovered. The car was uncoupled and replaced on the track. Fortunately, no harm was done to life, limb, car or track. Notice was received yesterday from Geo. H. Peck, Superintendent of MISSELLARY. Just think of that! From the plumpest woman has 240 bones. A Western man says that figures won't lie unless they happen to be on a gas meter. "Smothered Venus" is a San Francisco dish; in spite of its name it is only best steak and onions. The boy who presented his father with a Christmas cake now rubs his back, and wonders that he didn't have more forthought. "What do you know of the character of this man?" was asked of a witness in court the other day. "I know it to be unleashable, your honor," replied the witness, with much emphasis. According to Kate Field, the purpose of American clergymen in visiting London is to be able to 'go to the theatre without having their presence there commented upon. Landlady (fiercely): You mustn't occupy that bed with your boots on." Boarder: "Never mind; they're an old pair. I guess the bugs won't hurt 'em. Let'em rip anyhow." The absurd story about the phenix grew out of the fact that phenixes always roosted in ash trees, and hence when they took wing they were said to "rise from their ashes." As old Mr. — heaved the last scuttle of four tons of coal into his cellar, he was heard to remark: "If they had been boys instead of girls, it wouldn't have been thus. One ton would last all winter. A few days since a man convicted of drunkenness stood up before His Honor at the Police Court, and His Honor said, in his slow, solemn way, "I give you $10 or thirty days." "Well, I'll take the $10, squire," said the fellow. "The excuse of the third man," said Mr. Moody, illustrating the parable of the guests who were backward in coming forward, "was more absurd than any—I have married a wife, and therefore I cannot come." Now, why didn't he take his wife along with him?" An exchange wants somebody to invent a new dance for the girls. Yes, do! Get up one where the young ladies dance around the house helping the old lady to get breakfast, wash the During a recent examination of a class of youngsters in one of the Cheming county schools, the teacher asked: "What is a monarchy?" and was immediately answered by a bright little eight-year-old boy: "A country governed by a king." "Who would give you $10 or thirty days." "Well, I'll take the $10, squire," said the fellow. "The excuse of the third man," said Mr. Moody, illustrating the parable of the guests who were backward in coming forward, "was more absurd than any—I have married a wife, and therefore I cannot come.' Now, why didn't he take his wife along with him?" An exchange wants somebody to invent a new dance for the girls. Yes, do! Get up one where the young ladies dance around the house helping the old lady to get breakfast, wash the dishes and sling dirty shirts in a wash tub. Do, and see how the girls won't dance worth a cont. "As to opening oysters," said old Hurricane, "why, nothing's easier if you only know how." "And how's how!" inquired Straight. "Scotch snuff," answered Old Hurricane, very sententiously; "Scotch snuff," bring a little of it ever so near their noses, and they will sneeze their lids off." A strange minister officiated in a suburban pulpit recently, and among the notices to be read was one requesting the ladies to send in refreshments for the cafe of a fair, which was to be held during the week. The clergyman innocently read it, "refreshments for the calf," and the audience tittered. John Henry, reading to his wife from a newspaper, "There is not a single woman in the State Penitentiary. There you see, don't you, what wicked creatures wives are? Every woman in the Penitentiary is married." "It is curious," said she, "but don't you think, John, dear, that some of them go there for relief?" New Orleans has a debt of $20,000,-000 and is practically insolvent. Efforts are being made to pay 60 cents on the dollar to city bond-holders. Elephants are the most intelligent of animals and yet they have the largest cars. The city of Petaluma was incorporated seventeen years ago, and only owes $4,000. Taxation is one-half of one per cent. and the local papers boast that its finances are better managed than those of any other city in the United States. On the list instant, at Gold Hill, a blacksmith, named John Landers, undertook to thaw out a frozen giant powder cartridge on his forge. There are some hopes of his recovery, but the blacksmith shop is beyond redemption. "That sherry, sir, cost me sixty dollars a dozen. I bought it at the auction of the Emperor Napoleon's wines, and imported it myself." "Why, papa," interrupts the juvenile, "that was all gone long ago, and mamma filled the bottles up from that Los Angeles keg. She said you never had any friends who could tell the difference." During a recent examination of a class of youngsters in one of the Cheming county schools, the teacher asked: "What is a monarchy?" and was immediately answered by a bright little eight-year-old boy: "A country governed by a king." "Who would give you $10 or thirty days." "Well, I'll take the $10, squire," said the fellow. "The excuse of the third man," said Mr. Moody, illustrating the parable of the guests who were backward in coming forward, "was more absurd than any—I have married a wife, and therefore I cannot come.' Now, why didn't he take his wife along with him?" An exchange wants somebody to invent a new dance for the girls. Yes, do! Get up one where the young ladies dance around the house helping the old lady to get breakfast, wash the dishes and sling dirty shirts in a wash tub. Do, and see how the girls won't dance worth a cont. "As to opening oysters," said old Hurricane, "why, nothing's easier if you only know how." "And how's how!" inquired Straight. "Scotch snuff," answered Old Hurricane, very sententiously; "Scotch snuff," bring a little of it ever so near their noses, and they will sneeze their lids off." A strange minister officiated in a suburban pulpit recently, and among the notices to be read was one requesting the ladies to send in refreshments for the cafe of a fair, which was to be held during the week. The clergyman innocently read it, "refreshments for the calf," and the audience tittered. John Henry,reading to his wife from a newspaper, "There is not a single woman in the State Penitentiary. There you see, don't you, what wicked creatures wives are? Every woman in the Penitentiary is married." "It is curious," said she, "but don't you think, John, dear, that some of them go there for relief?" New Orleans has a debt of $20,000,-000 and is practically insolvent. Efforts are being made to pay 60 cents on the dollar to city bond-holders. Elephants are the most intelligent of animals and yet they have the largest cars. The city of Petaluma was incorporated seventeen years ago, and only owes $4,000. Taxation is one-half of one per cent. and the local papers boast that its finances are better managed than those of any other city in the United States. On the list instant, at Gold Hill, a blacksmith, named John Landers, undertook to thaw out a frozen giant powder cartridge on his forge. There are some hopes of his recovery, but the blacksmith shop is beyond redemption. "That sherry, sir, cost me sixty dollars a dozen. I bought it at the auction of the Emperor Napoleon's wines, and imported it myself." "Why, papa," interrupts the juvenile, "that was all gone long ago, and mamma filled the bottles up from that Los Angeles keg. She said you never had any friends who could tell the difference." During a recent examination of a class of youngsters in one of the Cheming county schools, the teacher asked: "What is a monarchy?" and was immediately answered by a bright little eight-year-old boy: "A country governed by a king." "Who would give you $10 or thirty days." "Well, I'll take the $10, squire," said the fellow. "The excuse of the third man," said Mr. Moody, illustrating the parable of the guests who were backward in coming forward, "was more absurd than any—I have married a wife, and therefore I cannot come.' Now, why didn't he take his wife along with him?" An exchange wants somebody to invent a new dance for the girls. Yes, do! Get up one where the young ladies dance around the house helping the old lady to get breakfast, wash the dishes and sling dirty shirts in a wash tub. Do, and see how the girls won't dance worth a cont. "As to opening oysters," said old Hurricane, "why, nothing's easier if you only know how." "And how's how?" inquired Straight. "Scotch snuff," answered Old Hurricane, very sententiously; "Scotch snuff," bring a little of it ever so near their noses, and they will sneeze their lids off." A strange minister officiated in a suburban pulpit recently, and among the notices to be read was one requesting the ladies to send in refreshments for the cafe of a fair, which was to be held during the week. The clergyman innocently read it, "refreshments for the calf," and the audience tittered. John Henry Reading to his wife from a newspaper, "There is not a single woman in the State Penitentiary. There you see, don't you, what wicked creatures wives are? Every woman in the Penitentiary is married." "It is curious," said she, "but don't you think, John, dear, that some of them go there for relief?" New Orleans has a debt of $20,000,-000 and is practically insolvent. Efforts are being made to pay 60 cents on the dollar to city bond-holders. Elephants are the most intelligent of animals and yet they have the largest cars. The city of Petaluma was incorporated seventeen years ago,and only owes $4,000.Taxation is one-half of one per cent.andthe local papers boast that its finances are better managed than those of any other city in the United States. On the list instant,a gold hill,a blacksmith,named John Landers，undertook to thaw out a frozen giant powder cartridge on his forge. There are some hopes of his recovery，但the blacksmith shop is beyond redemption. "That sherry,sir,cost me sixty dollars a dozen.I bought it atthe auctionoftheEmperorNapoleon'swines,andimporteditmyself." "Why,papa,"interruptsthejuvenile,"thatwasallgonelongago,andmammafilledthebottlesupfromthatLosAngeleskeg.Shesaidyouneverhadanyfriendswhocouldtellthedifference." During a recent examination of a class of youngsters in one of the Cheming county schools,the teacher asked:"Whatisamonarchy?"andwasimmediatelyansweredbyabrightlittleeighth-year-oldboy:"Acountrygovernedbyaking."“Whowouldgiveyou$10orthirtydays.”“Well,Gillwilltakethe$10,squire,”saidthefellow.“Theexcuseofthethirdman,”saidMr.Moody，illustratingtheparableoftheguestswhowerebackwardincomingforward，“wasmoreabsurdthanany—Ihavemarrieda wife,andthereforeIcannotcome.’Nowwhy didn’t he takehiswifealongwithhim?” An exchange wants somebody to invent a new dance for the girls。Yes，do！Get up one where the young ladies dance around the house helping the old lady to get breakfast，洗the dishes和slingdirtyshirtsinawashub。Do，andseehowthegirlswontdanceworthacont。 "Astoopeningoysters，”saidoldHurricane，“why,nothing’seasierifyouonlyknowhow。”“Andhow’show？”inquiredStraight。“Scotchsnuff，”answeredOldHurricane，verysententiously；“Scotchsnuff”，bringa littleofiteversonearthenoses,andtheywillsneezetheirlidsoff。” A strange minister officiated ina suburban pulpit recently,and amongthenoticestobereadwasonerequestingtheladiestosendinrefreshmentsforthecafeofafairwhichwastobeholdduringtheweek.Theclergymaninnocentlyreadit，“refreshmentsforthecalf,”andthesoundtittered. John HenryReadingtohisswifefroma newspaper，“ThereisnotasinglewomanintheStatePenitentiaryThereyouse见,dontyouwhatwickedcreatureswivesare？EverywomaninthePenitentiaryismarried。”“Itiscurious,”saidshe，“butdon'tyouthinkJohn,Dear,datethatsomeofthemengothereforrelief?” New Orleanshasabestof$20，000,-000andispracticallyinsolvent.Effortsarebeingmadetopay60centsonthedollartocitybond-holders. Elephantsarethemostintelligentofanimalsandyettheyhavethelargestcars. ThecityofPetalumawasincorporatedseventeenyearsago,andonlyowes$4，000.Taxationisonehalfofonepercent,andthelocalpaperboaststhatitsfinancesarebettermanagedthantheseofanyothercityintheUnitedStates. Onthelistinstant,aGoldHill,ablacksmith,namedJohnLanders，undertooktothawoutafrozengiantpowdercartridgeonhisforge。Therearesomehopeofhisrecovery,但theblacksmithshopisbeyondredemption. "Thatsherry,sir,costmesixtydollarsa dozen.I boughtitattheauctionoftheEmperorNapoleon'swines,andimporteditmyself。”“Why,papa,”interruptsthejuvenile，“thatwasallgonelongago,andmammafilledthebottlesupfromthatLosAngeleskeg.Shesaidyouneverhadanyfriendswhocouldtellthedifference." Duringa recent examinationofaclassofyoungstersinoneofChemingcountyschools,theteacherasked:"Whatisamonarchy?"andwasimmediatelyansweredbyabrightlittleeighth-year-oldboy:"Acountrygovernedbyaking."“Whowouldgiveyou$10orthirtydays.”“Well,Gillwilltakethe$10,squire,”saidthefellow.“Theexcuseofthethirdman,”saidMr.Moody，illustratingtheparableoftheguestswhowerebackwardincomingforward，“wasmoreabsurdthanany—Ihavemarrieda wife,andthereforeIcannotcome.’Nowwhy didn’t he takehiswifealongwithhim?” An exchange wants somebody to invent a new dance for the girls。Yes，do！Get up one where the young ladies dance around the house helping the old lady to get breakfast，洗the dishes和slingdirtyshirtsinawashub。Do，andseehowthegirlswontdanceworthacont。 "Astoopeningoysters，”saidoldHurricane，“why,nothing’seasierifyouonlyknowhow。”“Andhow’show？”inquiredStraight。“Scotchsniff，”answeredOldHurricane，verysententiously；“Scotchsniff”，bringa littleofiteversonearthenoses,andtheywillsneezetheirlidsoff。” A strange minister officiated ina suburban pulpit recently,and amongthenoticestobereadwasonerequestingtheladiestosendinrefreshmentsforthecafeofafairwhichwastobeholdduringtheweek.Theclergymaninnocentlyreadit，“refreshmentsforthecalf,”andthesoundtittered. John HenryReadingtohisswifefroma newspaper，“ThereisnotasinglewomanintheStatePenitentiaryThereyouse见,dontyouwhatwickedcreatureswivesare？EverywomaninthePenitentiaryismarried。”“Itiscurious,”saidshe，“butdon'tyouthinkJohn,Dear,datethatsomeofthemengothereforrelief?” New Orleanshasabestof$20，000,-000andispracticallyinsolvent.Effortsarebeingmadetopay60centsonthedollartocitybond-holders. Elephantsarethemostintelligentofanimalsandyettheyhavethelargestcars. ThecityofPetalumawasincorporatedseventeenyearsago,andonlyowes$4，000.Taxationisonehalfofonepercent,andthelocalpaperboaststhatitsfinancesarebettermanagedthantheseofanyothercityintheUnitedStates. Onthelistinstant,aGoldHill,ablacksmith,namedJohnLanders，undertooktothawoutafrozengiantpowdercartridgeonhisforge。Therearesomehopeofhisrecovery,但theblacksmithshopisbeyondredemption. "Thatsherry,sir,costmesixtydollarsa dozen.I boughtitattheauctionoftheEmperorNapoleon'swines,andimporteditmyself。”“Why,papa,”interruptsthejuvenile，“thatwasallgonelongago,andmammafilledthebottlesupfromthatLosAngeleskeg.Shesaidyouneverhadanyfriendswhocouldtellthedifference." Duringa recent examinationofaclassofyoungstersinoneofChemingcountyschools,theteacherasked:"Whatisamonarchy?"andwasimmediatelyansweredbyabrightlittleeighth-year-oldboy:"Acountrygovernedbyaking."“Whowouldgiveyou$10orthirtydays.”“Well,Gillwilltakethe$10,squire,”saidthefellow.“Theexcuseofthethirdman,”saidMr.Moody，illustratingtheparableoftheguestswhowerebackwardincomingforward，“wasmoreabsurdthanany—Ihavemarrieda wife,andthereforeIcannotcome.’Nowwhy didn’t he takehiswifealongwithhim?” An exchange wants somebody to invent a new dance for the girls。Yes，do！Get up one where the young ladies dance around the house helping the old lady to get breakfast，洗the dishes和slingdirtyshirtsinawashub。Do，andseehowthegirlswontdanceworthacont。 "Astoopeningoysters，”saidoldHurricane，“why,nothing’seasierifyouonlyknowhow。”“Andhow’show？”inquiredStraight。“Scotchsniff，”answeredOldHurricane，verysententiously；“Scotchsniff”，bringa littleofiteversonearthenoses,andtheywillsneeze-theirlidsoff.” A strange minister officiated ina suburban pulpit recently,and amongthenoticestobereadwasonerequestingtheladiestosendinrefreshmentsforthecafeofafairwhichwastobeholdduringtheweek.Theclergymaninnocentlyreadit，“refreshmentsforthecalf,”andthesoundtittered. John HenryReadingtohisswifefroma newspaper，“Thereisnotasinglewomanin.theStatePenitentiaryThereyouse见,dontyouwhatwickedcreatureswivesare？Everywomanin.thePenitentiaryismarried。”“Itiscurious,”saidshe，“butdon'tyouthinkJohn,Dear,datethatsomeofthemengo thereforrelief?” New Orleanshasabestof$20，000,-000andispracticallyinsolvent.Effortsarebeingmadetopay60centsonthedollartocitybond-holders. Elephantsarethemostintelligentofanimalsandyettheyhavethelargestcars. ThecityofPetalumawasincorporatedseventeenyearsago,andonlyowes$4，000.Taxationisonehalfofonepercent,andthelocalpaperboaststhatitsfinancesarebettermanagedthantheseofanyothercityin.theUnitedStates. Onthelistinstant,aGoldHill,ablacksmith,namedJohnLanders，undertooktothawoutafrozengiantpowdercartridgeonhisforge。Therearesomehopeofhisrecovery,但theblacksmithshopisbeyondredemption. "Thatsherry,sir,costmeSixtydollarsa dozen.I boughtitat,theauctionoftheEmperorNapoleon'swines,andimporteditmyself。”“Why,papa,”interrupts-thejuvenile，“thatwasallgonelongago,andmammafilled-thebottlesupfromthatLosAngeleskeg.Shesaidyouneverhadanyfriendswhocouldtellthedifference." Duringa recent examinationofaclassofyoungstersinoneofChemingcountyschools,theteacherasked:"Whatisamonarchy?"andwasimmediatelyansweredbyabrightlittleeighth-year-oldboy:"Acountrygovernedbyaking."“Whowouldgive您$10orthirtydays.”“Well,Gillwilltake您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$10,squire,”said她“I'll take您$1 Mr. Ulyard, the miller, formerly of Tustin City, having become convinced that Santa Ana is the most central point, and that it is the coming town of the valley, has decided to remove his steam flouring establishment to this point, where he will soon be prepared to fill all orders entrusted to his care. Mr. Bob Cumming, the champion well-borer of this artesian belt, informs us that Mr. Palmer's commenced to flow at a depth of about 300 feet, and Mr Roper's at the very shallow depth of 60 feet. Mr. C. Tustin's well has attained a depth of some 300 feet, and water still below. The boulders which the workmen have encountered have rendered their progress slow and difficult. This is one of the most insurmountable difficulties that the settlements of Orange and Tustin City have to contend with in trying to obtain artesian water, a disadvantage under which the settlements of Santa Ana, Newport and the squatter region do not labor. We find in our travels in the latter section that the "sovereigns" feel so secure in their legal right to the land they occupy, that they have bored for and obtained several fine flowing wells at an average depth of 100 feet, and many more are being bored at the present time. J. M. Brown and W. J. Williams start to-day from Newport to Arizona on a prospecting tour—may good luck attend them. Bishop Moesser has returned from Sah Bernardino and reports lively times among the "saints" of that locality. By special request, he will repeat his sermon from Proverbe 80th, 33rd, at an early day. The $5,000 school tax, was carried in Spring School District on Monday, the 10th inst., by the large majority of ninety-one—it receiving 115 votes for, to 24 against the tax. The citizens of Santa Ana propose to anchor the town where it is, with good substantial school houses and churches. Why this action was not taken before, is one of the unexplained wonders, with 250 scholars in the District to provide school room for and room for only about forty. The new blood infused into the Board of Trustees, has created a confidence that should always exist between the people and their servants Salah. January 10th, 1876. Hellman vs. Malcolm—Set for trial on the 10th of January, at 10 o'clock A.M. Goyeneche vs. Courcade—On trial. Adjourned. WEDNESDAY, January 12. King vs. Sitton.—Leave granted to amend complaint. Ordered that a copy be served on defendant. Bennett vs. Bennett.—Default entered and set for Monday. Barclay vs. Morrison.—On trial. County Court O Melveney, J. Los Angeles City vs. John Wilson et al—Continued until Jan. 31st at 2 P.M. Los Angeles City vs. Coronel et al—Report of committee presented and filed and set for hearing on the 31st inst., at 10 A.M. Deeds Filed. G. Allen to H. H. Wakeham—200 acres in Santiago de Santa Ana Ranch; $5,000. C Tustin to G W Freeman—Lots 11 and 12, block G, of Lewis' Addition to Tustin City. B A Lewis to A J Stanley—Block H, in said addition to Tustin City, $200. A Langenberger & Co. to M Classen—110x150 ft on Centre and First North Hills, Anaheim, $800. Thermatological Record. The following is our record for the week ending Thursday P.M. Jan 13, giving lowest point night preceding date, and highest by day: Date Jan 7 Jan 8 Jan 9 Jan 10 Average Temperature Average highest and lowest In Anaheim, January 24, in the wife of Carl Hemminghill, a daughter. In Los Angeles, January 14, Maria Hughes with of Robert H. Hughes, of tappled dawn, and 20 years, a native of San Bernadine county, Cal. That sherry, sir, cost me sixty dollars a dozen. I bought it at the auction of the Emperor Napoleon's wines, and imported it myself." "Why, papa," interrupts the juvenile,"that was all gone long ago, and mamma filled the bottles up from that Los Angeles keg. She said you never had any friends who could tell the difference." During a recent examination of a class of youngsters in one of the Cheung county schools, the teacher asked: "What is a monarchy?" and was immediately answered by a bright little eight-year-old boy: "A country governed by a king." "Who would rule if the king should die?" "The queen." "And if the queen should die, who then would be ruler?" "The jack." In the Criminal Court of Memphis, Mrs. Bobitt is on trial on a charge of shoplifting. She has a trained dog who is charged with amusing the clerks and proprietors of the stores while the larcenies were alleged to have been committed. The dog was not indicted as accessory by the Grand Jury, but appeared in court, probably with a view to be examined as a witness. A young man in Olathe, Kansas, who is particular about his washing, the other day wrote a note to his washerwoman and one to his girl, and, by a strange fatality, put the wrong address on each envelope and sent them off. The washerwoman was well pleased at an invitation to take a ride next day, but when the young lady read "If you miss up my shirt bosoms, and rub the buttons off my collar any more, as you did last time, I will go somewhere else," she cried all the evening, and declares that she will never speak to him again. No rain has yet fallen this season at Darwin, Inyo county. The season's rain-fall at San Rafael has been 18.95 inches. Darwin gets its hay from Owens River Valley, for from $60 to $80 a ton. The Samloga paper mill, in Santa Clara county, is now running night and day. From Sierraville to Sierra City the mail is now carried tri-weekly on snow shines. There are several thousand acres of Government land in Ventura county still unoccupied. IMPORTANT. Enclosed by the Medical profession. Dr. Wm. MAYES BALSAKSON FOR THE LUNCH COURT, CALIFORNIA, AND CONSUMPTION, and all diseases of the Throat and Chest. Dr. TOWNSLEY'S TOOTHACHE ANODINE ENERGY in one MINUTE. We give all our Bookbinding to M. W. Perry, Bookbinder, Temple Street, Los Angeles, where he hends all kinds of books, pamphlets, magazines and music books. He does his work well and at reasonable prices. If any one here has work in his line, we advise them to give him a call. Immanuel Harcourt. Do not despair because your physician shakes his head. Professional opinions are not infallible; and they are never wafer of the mark than when they pronounce chronic dyspepsia an incurable malady. To mitigate its pains, the faculty usually practise air, exercise and branly. The first two are God's medicine; the last is Satan's poison. The only medication needed in Dyspepsia and its complications is Dr. J. Walker's California Vinegar Hitters, the great vegetable tonic of the age. Summons. In the Justice Court of Anaheim Township, in the County of Los Angeles, State of California. Heimann & George, plaintiff vs. Warren Metcalf, Defendant. The people of the State of California send greeting to Warren Metcalf, defendant. You are hereby required and directed to appear before me at my office in Anaheim Township, in the county of Los Angeles in an action brought against you by the above named plaintiff and answer the complaint in said action, on file in my office, on the 281 day of December, 1875, A.D. at 10 Q clock A.M. The said action is brought to recover from you the sum of one hundred and thirty-two dollars and ninety-five cents, gold coin, for goods, ware, merchandise, money loaned and balance on note as appears by complaint hereinwith attached: ANAHEIM Sept. 13th, 1875. Warren Metcalf Dr., to H. imann & George. To balance to date, as per bill rendered. $107 78 Balance due on note of March 1st, 1875. $132 95 And you are hereby notified that if you fail so appear and answer said complaint, as above required, said plaintiff will prove accounts and take judgment against you for said $132 95-100, together with costs of suit. Make legal service and due return hereof. Given under my hand this 4th day of December A.D. 1875. ALEXANDER BAILEY. Justice of the Peace of said Township. In the Probate Court Of the county of Los Angeles, State of California. In the matter of the estate of E. N. Arnold dr. Anita Brown Talent Lawyer. M. A. MENDELSON, Centre Street, Amsterdam. I hereby agree to have public knowledge of law and advice for the management of their business in the past and would expressly admit a subsidiary of their firm. All of these goods will be made up at the lowest price. Fancy Jewelry, etc., are which I will sell at extremely low rates. Also urgent for the Groom & Rancher Sewing Machines. Remaining securing, and dying done promptly and easily. Don't forget the place—Centre street, opposite Growther's blacksmith shop. A. M. JANES, 60 and 62 Spring St. LOS ANGELES, Cal. General Agent for Southern California for REMINGTON, ...AND... WILCOX & GIBBS SEWING MACHINES! The lightest running and least machinery also Agency Visitor, Florence, Domestic and other machines. Good machines to rent at reasonable rates. Needles, oil and attachments for all Sewing Machines on hand. AGENCY for the well-known Stainless Steel, Emerson, Decker, and other Plasmas—Mason and Hamlin and Prince Organs. Musical Department under the management of Prof. J. D. Patrick. Plasmos bought, sold and exchanged. AGENCY for D. Buttwick & Co.'s and Demesne's Patterns. (Successor in business of Mrs. M. L. Halt). The only Pattern House in Southern California. Dressmaking, Cutting and Fitting and Fine Machine Work, under the supervision of Mrs. M. C: Griswold. Orders by mail receive prompt attention. Everything in the Sewing Machine, Musical Instrument and Pattern line, at A. M. JANES. In the Probate Court Of the county of Los Angeles, State of California. In the matter of the estate of E. N. Arnold, deceased. Order to show cause why order of sale of Real Estate should not be made. It appearing to the said Court by the Petition this day presented and filed by Larana Arnold, the administratrix of the said estate, praying for an order of sale of Real Estate, that it is necessary to sell the whole of the Real Estate to pay the allowance to the family, the debts outstanding against deceased, and the debts, expenses and charges of administration. It is therefore ordered by the said Court that all persons interested in the estate of said deceased, appear before the said Probate Court on Monday, the 17th day of January. A. D. 1876, at 10 o'clock, A. M. of said day, at the Court Boonof said Court, at the city and county of Los Angeles, to show cause why an order should not be granted to the said administratrix to sell so much of the Real Estate of the said deceased as shall be necessary, and that a copy of this order be published at least four successive weeks in the Anaheim Gazette, a newspaper printed and published in said county of Los Angeles. Dated 12th day of December, 1874. H. K. S. O'MELVENY. Probate Judge. Attest: A. W. POTTS, Clerk. By E. H. OWEN, Deputy Clerk. MASONIC SAVINGS AND LOAN BANK. No. 6, POST STREET, MASONIC TEMPLE, - - - San Francisco. RECEIVE TERM AND ORDINARY DEPOSITS. Term Deposits, not less than six months. Ordinary Deposits can be drawn at short notice. Last Dividend: Term Deposits, 9½ per cent. Ordinary Deposits, 7½ per cent. Certificates of Deposits issued, payable in New York and principal cities in the United States and Canada. Also, London, Paris and all the principal cities of Europe. W. H. CULVER, Pres't. H. T. GRAVE'S Sec'y. Try the Magical Effects of Engwer's Pure Borax Soap. It washes without rubbing. It is composed principally of the combination of Borax and Ammonia, so that it entirely does away with hard labor. For removing grease, paint, tar, etc., it cannot be surpassed. Good for the bath room. A trial will convince anyone of its amp rior merits. Ask your grocer for it. Manufactured by J. FALKINGER & Co., San Francisco. IF ANYBODY IN THE COUNTRY WANTS ANYTHING IN THE CITY: Send to William B. LAKE, PURCHASING AGENT, SAN FRANCISCO. D.C. Hayward. Semi-Tropical Nurseryman. 100,000 Fruit Trees for sale at the lowest possible price. I have a full stock of Oranges, Lemons and Limes. APPLES, PEARS, PEACHES, ARRICOTS, PLUMS, NECTARINES, CHESTNUTS, ENGLISH WALNUTS, ETC. Four Varieties of CHOICE ROOTED GRAPEVINES. I have the choice stock of trees that was ever offered to the market in Southern California; which I am offering at Bottom Prices. Parties wishing to purchase large or small bills will find it to their interest to call and see me before purchasing elsewhere. I will guarantee my shock to give satisfaction. Terms One-third cash, balance to suit purchasers. Nursery is located one-quarter of a mile South of Orange. D.C. HAYWARD decl1-3m Orange, Los Angeles county. TREES, TREES, FOR SALE. Anaheim Nursery. Walnut Street, Anaheim. 100,000 TREES. For sale, of the following varieties: MONTEREY CYPRESS, MONTEREY PINE, ITALIAN CYPRESS, BLUE GUM, LOMBARDY POPLAES, ORANGE TREES, ETC. all of which will be sold cheap for cash. I am prepared to take up and transplant trees of all kinds and sizes at a loss price than any other man in the county, as I am the sole owner of a Patent Transplanter expressly for the purpose... IN THE COUNTRY WANTS ANYTHING IN THE CITY, Send to WILLIAM B. LAKE, PURCHASING AGENT, SAN FRANCISCO. SHERMAN & HYDE, Music Dealers, Cor. KEARNEY & BUTTER STREETS. SAN FRANDISCO. AGENTS FOR THE PACIFIC COAST. HALL'S SARSAPARILLA AND IODIDE OF POTASS. The best Beautifier of the Composition now in use. Cura-Pimples, Boils, Blotches, Blemmatism and Mercurial Pains. Sold by all Drug-glats. Use Low's Concentrated Flavoring Extracts for Ice Cream, Cakes, etc. WEENLY CHRONICLE MRS. FLORA BROWN, Pioneer Millinery Store, Center St., Anaheim. Adjacent Goodman & Mignan's. THE largest and best selected stock of goods in town. Old hale manufactured. New flat made to order. Mourning goods. Dress waist and wristle always in stock. MONTEREY CYPRESS, MONTEREY PINE, ITALIAN CYPRESS, BLUE GUM, LOMBARDY POPLABS, ORANGE TREES, ETC. all of which will be sold cheap for cash. They prepared to take up and transplant trees of all kinds and sizes at a less price than any other man. In the county, as I am the sole owner of a Patent Transplanter expressly for the purpose. All those in want of Cypress trees are required to call and examine the above before purchasing elsewhere. Apply to TIMOTHY CARROLL. Walnut Street, near the Depot, Anaheim, Los Angeles County. FRUIT FARM For Sale. THE UNDERSIGNED will sell his Fruit Farm, of 4 acres; allocated one mile east of Oranges; and lying under the San Diego and Chapman ditches. The soil is of the best and the title perfect. The Farm contains: 12 acres in bearing Mission Vines; 20 acres one year old Mission of Alphondria vines; Between six and seven hundred Apples, Peach, Pear, Apricot, Nectarine, Plum and Prune Trees. Quilts a number of these trees are bearing. Over two hundred Elm-Gran trees; Strawberries, Currants and other small fruits in abundance. One hundred Almond trees. First hundred English Walnut trees. A small orchard of the best variety of Orange trees. 1½ acres of Almonds. There will be apples and pears available this year for a large family, and come to store. All the fruits are of the best known varieties of the country. The place is all part to them and there almost about fourteen acres. A great common dwelling house is on the plaza. It will sell the property in less to with purchaser of $10 or 20 years or more. Possession given in a short time after sale. For taxes, etc., apply on the premises to: Cards, Bill-hands, Circular Labels, and every other kind of printing done at this office.