anaheim-gazette 1872-03-09

VOL. 2. ANAHEIM, CA Southern Californian. Published Every Saturday. CHAS. A GARDNER, EDITOR and PROPRIETOR. Office at Corner of Center and Los Angeles Streets. TERMS: Fax One Year (in advance) ... K.00 Six Months ... J.00 Three ... Z.00 Business Cards. MRS. S. A. HAWKINS, Dress Maker Center Street ANAHEIM O'MECLENY & HAZARD, ATTORNEYS-NE-LAW OFFICE IN BENDLE'S BLOCK, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. Business Cards. F. SIGNORET, HAIR DRESSING SALOON. Main Street corner of Arcadia, next to Office Hall. LOS ANGELES. PEDRO EI VAR. BARBERO (BARBER). Next to the French Rose aurant, Los Angeles street. ANAHEIM. S. C. FOX. PIONEER SADDLE AND HARNESS MAKER. Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Saddlery and Leather Findings. No. 17, Los Angeles street, Los Angeles. NEW YORK BREWERY. CHRIS HENNE ... Proprietor, 219 Main Street Los Angeles. The Best of Lager Always on Hand. MRS. S. A. HAWKINS, Dress Maker Center Street ANAHEIM O'MELVENY & HAZARD, ATTORNEYS-VT-LAW OFFICE IN NORTHLEAS BLOCK. LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. DR. W. N. WRDIN. Office and Residence Cor. Los Angeles and Sycamore Street. ANAHEIM MRS. A. HIGGINS, Particular attention given to diseases peculiar to women and children. OFFICE AND PERSONAL IN Corner Lombard and Center attn: Anaheim. JOHN W. CLARK JUSTICE of the PEACE LAND AGENT AND CONVEYANCER, Acknowledgments Taken. Office in Northern California Building, Anaheim. D. DESMOND, HAT STORE, MAIN STREET. LOS ANGELES. JOSEPH BENNERSCHEIDT, TIN AND COPPERSMITH Center Street, Anaheim. Stoves and Tinware. Always on hand. L. W. FRENCH, DENTIST, Main street...Los Angeles, Cal. Office in Hellman's new building, dentals. ANAHEIM Lodge No. 199. I.O. 0.F. Rigular moors of the above bridge are held in their Hall every Tuesday evening 8 o'clock P.M. JNO P. ZAYN R.S. ANAHEIM Lodge No. 207. PIONEERS BADDER THE MAKEER. Wholesale and Real Dealer in Saddlery and Leather Findings. No. 17. Los Angeles St., Los Angeles. NEW YORK BREWERY. CHRIST. HENNE... Proprietor 219 Main Street Los Angeles. The Best of Lager Always on Hand. GEORGE BAUER, BOOTS and SHORT made and repaired at the lowest cash price. All orders promptly attend to and work guaranteed. GEORGE BAUER Center St., opposite the Brewery. PIONEER DRUG STORE Center Street, corner Demon: ANAHEIM. Win. M Higgins,... Proprietor DEALER IN DRUSS, PERFUMERY, ALSOCARDEN SEEDS. Carpet Warehouse. AARON SMITH. Importer and dealer in Carpets, Oil Cloths, Paper Hangings and Upholstery Goods. No. 8 Commercial Street, Los Angeles, Cal. Carpets sewed and put down neatly. NEW YORK BREWERY. Anaheim Agency. Parties in Anaheim desiring to procure the excellent BEER-manufactured at this establishment can do so by applying to Mr. TIMM BOEDE Anaheim. NORWAY OATS FROM THE RAWSDELL SEED. FOR SALE byLANGENBERGER & CO. ANAHEIM APOTHECARIES'HALL Main Street, Up, Commercial, LOS ANGELES. THEO. WOLLWEBER, San Francisco SAN EDITOR SO... The stock exthe bulls and bitten all aim to enter the contest, which for evermore exaltation, a won, we have sufficient time almost surd the arrival of sengers and the stone of the thiefs or the mess commumail commun but by the should have Many shipmen in anti-ipatis New York yet come to mer hants is swamped of course beyear. He is discon ag customers is lay by the man; his facme anarchy rigged to right inquiry for are furious if the lawyer ere long the blockade Pacific Rail new friends Office in Hollman's new building, dpstalm. Anahiem Lodge No. 199. I.O. O.F. BIGLAR the large of the above lodge are held in their Hard every Tuesday evening: 8 o'clock P.M. Jno.P.Zaren B.S. Anahiem Lodge No. 207. F.R.A.M. REGULAR MEETING ear day of or succeeding the full moon in each and all Theo. Remer W.I. J.W. Lark, Secreary. SAMUEL MEYER, Crockery, Glassware, Lamps, Oil, Gas Fixtures, and Kitchen Utensils. COMMERCIAL STREET. LOS ANGELES J.D.HICKS & CO., WHOLEMAIN AND RETAIL DEALERS IN Stoves, Hardware, Agricultural and Mining Tools, Etc., Etc. Plumbers and Coppersmiths. No. 10, Los Angeles Street. J.C.HILL, JR., Painter and General House Finisher. Paints mixed in color and quenched to milt purchaser. ROB & GARDEN, DEALER IN HAVANA and DOMESTIC PROPS, TOBACCO, PIPES, AND TANKED NOTIONS Adjoining the BLUE WIND MILLOOT LOS ANGELES FOR SALE by+ LANGENBERGER & CO. ANAHEIM APOTHECARIES'HALL. Main Street, Up, Commercial, LOS ANGELES. THEO. WOLLWEBER, DRUGS, CHEMICALS, PERFUMERY. A. KOHLER, Justice of the Peace [ANAHEIM TOWNSHIP] OFFICE. Next to Anahiem Hotel, Center street Anahiem. For local affaires paid to Convoyancing, Collecting, Accounting And the drafting of legal papers generally. Business transceded in all modern languages. BOOK STORE [Beneath the Southern California Office] BY P.A. CLARK A Local Attorney On School Books, Blanks, Stationery, Miscellaneous Books. Gigars and Tobacco. S. HELLAND, NEW TEMPLE BLOCK. Main and Spring Streets LOS ANGELES Wholesale and Retail Dealer In BOOKS, STATIONERY, OIL, GLASS. Also a complete assortment of VENDOR GOODS. EVERN CALIFORNIA AHEIM, CALIFORNIA, SATURDAY, MARCH 9, 1872. An Editor's Table. [W. Mr. Hoodlum is in a round room, drawn the following good picture of an editor's table.] The editor and in his room, his condominium surrounded with him. His mind at the notion of business, his face at the top of a chair. His chairgrim and other supporting, his right hand holding his hand. His eye on the sunny old table, with different designs around it. There were thirty long pages from Hemlock, with embellished capitals here. And a sheet regulation from Grosby, requesting his newspaper mailed; There were twenty from Fisher, the poet, conspiring flowers and pyramids; And a stray and timid Friday, the famous disguising a sample of helium. There were billows from beautiful moulds, and bills from a grove here. And his best leader blended to a letter, which enquired if he would write it. There were captures of patrons from writers of the mouth and midst of shame. And one of his rivals had papers, informing him he was a fool! There were several long simulations with motion telling when they were by: Cunningham some hardships and troubles who had done nothing wrong than to die; There were fifteen that table turned him, and perplexed to sit and amuse him; There were eight entertainers in call him; and/obscure attempting to hit him. There were long starting "ads" from the city, and money with never been paid. Which gave this attention, and made in your billings you deserve? There were before from organizations—meetings wants, and their lives. Which sold: Can you print this announcement for the goal of our glorious cause? There were likewise bringing his pamphlets fullfilled into patties and shows. and in order of course but the immense crowd gathered together composed in great part of the hook-knife element, behaved shamfully. The contractors had prepared a feast for their workingmen; two oxen were barbered and tables set for the accommodation of the laborers; horse and wine were ordered liberally and the men had every reason to anticipate a festive Washington's Birthday. But THE MODLUMS No sooner caught sight of these framed oxen, well laid table and negro waiters than, in their own phrasiology, they "went for" them. The guardians of the smoking hovines were put to flight, the tin dishes were ripped in showers upon the heads of the surrounding multitude, and the pyramids of bread suffered a similar fate. Like famished beasts they attacked the oxen truth, pocket knife and nail. Crowds of hooklums roamed about each with several pounds of half-cooked beef in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other. Very little of either was eaten, however. When Mr. Hoodlum had satisfied his appetite, some peaceful citizen received a terrific thwack, and his face presented Mrs. Much Twinkle Miss Black Turtle and Mrs. Baird Mrs. T—Mr. Yawner prized and grieved to—Mr. T—Don't pry me mal! I tell you it's learn to skate! You'll be pay fairy to the Black! I tell you skating is a ment united oaty to you know of face and symmetry Nothing is so charming nice girl in the company of the rinks, with cheer excitement, skipping a bird—and swooping a group of gentlemen; she can't stop herself in the arms of the very her father don't allow and darting away again on her head and unposed remarks about her care. (Mrs. T. tries to apologize.) Mr. T.-Madam hold And always taking when that young man to pick her up. Oh, if They look pretty, and too, when they are just when they stand still in one place and there- San Francisco Correspondence SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 26. EDITOR: SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. The stock excitement has subsided, the bulls and bears have gored and bitten all smaller animals who dared to enter the arena. Since that fierce contest, which will be remembered for evermore by many with grief or exaltation, according as they lost or won, we have had but two events of sufficient importance to excite this almost surreal city. These were the arrival of the snow-bound passengers and the laying of the cornerstone of the new city hall. You have doubtless are this had all the particulars of that terrible blockade the unfortunate passenger the weary works of cold hunger and sickness; in contemplating all this, one is not apt to grow excessively at the thirty days detention of the mailed, or the loss caused the business community, not only through mail communication being cut off, but by the delay of goods which should have arrived months ago. Many shipments of goods ordered in anticipation of the Christmas and New Year's sales, have not at date yet come to hand. The loss to our merchant is immense and the only matter is that many houses are not swamped. Goods of this kind must of course be held over for another year. I be appearance of our stores is discone aging. The entrance of customers is no longer hailed with joy by the whloom shirking tradesmen; his face is the embodiment of me ancholy as day after day he is obged to sigh "Not to almost every inquiry for goods. The merchandise are furious and it will not be strange if the lawyers get some far cases ere long. One good results from the blockade, however, the Southern Pacific Railroad has gained many new friends. WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY There were several long road trips with miners telling when they were by. Counselors amused by both, who had done nothing worse than to die. There were plans that table to watch Mr. and perhaps siting and smile him. There were gift entries to sell him, and/when attempting to bite him. There were long starting ads" from the city, and money never was near him. Which added "Please give (I) attention, and send in your bill when you receive it." There were letters from organizations—mortgages, wants, and their laws. Which said "Can you print an announcement for the goal of our glorious cause!" There were tickets inviting his presence for fundraisers parties and shows. Wrapped in these give us a notice," denurally slipped in at the close; In shout his face from the table, and ran over its link-pattern trail. There was nothing but encounter; excepting perhaps—it was such. Dresses were wired in showers upon the heads of the surrounding multitude, and the pyramids of bread suffered a similar fate. Like famished beasts they attacked the oxen tooth, pocket knife and nail. Crowds of hoodlums roamed about, each with several pounds of half-cooked beef in one hand and a loaf of bread in the other. Very little of either was eaten, however. When Mr. Hoodlum had satisfied his appetite, some peaceful citizen received a terrific thwack, and his face presented the appearance of a slaughter-house floor, while his vest, it half-buttoned, contained a savory roast. HOODLUM MAN MAD. The wagons bringing beer to the grounds were set upon, and in spite of the whip of the driver and club of policeman, the barrels were thrown to the earth and rolled away. A stream of roughs, hooting and yelling, followed each keeg, and when beyond fear of a police raid, fell to fighting for the treasure. Such a scene of riot has schom been witnessed and it is to be hoped, will not soon again. COURTS, ETC. The trial of Johnny Devine (The Chicken), for murder, has been the chief matter of interest in the Courts for some days past. The verdict will doubtless be telegraphed before you receive this. It looks blue for that fowl. The various civil and criminal courts have been doing a lively ubsiess but there is nothing of special interest to chronicle. COCO'S TREASURE HUNTERS. The latest party of idiots, filled with a mana for pirates' ill-gotten gains, have come to grief rather sooner than their pred cessors. Their vessel has been seized by the U.S. Marshal on complaint of a trusting and misguided individual who furnished provisions for the contemplated voyage. He wants the bill settled before they go, not wishing to bet his crackers and "salt horse" on the success of the pilgrimage. Yours, A.B. Kissing in the United States. When a wild lark attempts to steal a kiss from a Nantucket girl, she says: "Come sheer off, or I'll split your main-ail with a typhoon." The Boston girls hold up until they are well kissed, when they flare up and say: "I think you ought to ashamed."—Boston Transcript. When a clever fellow steals a kiss from a Louisiana girl she smiles, blushes deeply and says—nothing her father don't allow her and darling away again on her head and expose remarks about her care. (Mrs. T. tries to spit U-1—) Mr. T.-Madam holds And always taking up when that young man to pick her up. Oh, illy They look pretty, too, when they are injured when they stand still in one place, and they ringingly (shows how), a break for the other pond, and leaves the girl sprawling on thy youth. You look fat and dismal enough and when you are on waddle off as stuffy and niggainly, as a buzzard half a horse for dinner. (Mrs. T. again tries "Oh-Oh-Ma—") Mr. T.-I won't have And you get under a bounce headway, and feet together and drifting your head and showing] and holding you like you expected a objection to fall on you; it life out of mel And I was as enough to myself and kicked thy eye out the first dash my head and cracked it looked like the snaps may had dropped whiland they fined me nine ruining the man's ponies rified with the convict gone through to the world, because I saw of latitude glimmering me; and what was I your awkwardness; for me with your comfort! I can't stand the won't. Mrs. T.-Mr. Twain Mr. T.-Hold your you shouldn't bring the family by your tempts to skate, sprint with your big feet liking her way down his weather. shows you wouldn't be so displaying those feet knew what occurred your shoes down to go. Mrs. T.-What was what it was! Tell me this minute! I just know your lie! Mr. T.-Obl't don't of any consequence; Mrs. T.-But it Washington's birthday Witnessed in general suspension of business and the public indulged in a holiday. The streets were thronged with multitudes of eager pleasure-seekers, and Bacchus had his usual large quota of worshippers. The maidens at the principal剧院 were crowded. The Metropolitan has been doing a fine business, the attraction being a local production or titled "Early California," which draws out from comfortable firesides many old stagers who live over again the days of "Forty-nine." The play, notwithstanding the flattering notices of the city press in the veriest trash having no plot to speak of, an immense amount of blood and several dozen irrelevant scenes tacked up for no other purpose than to pad. Laying the cornerstone of the city hall Was the chief event distinguishing the birthday of the Father of his Country. The midsummer from the surrounding town floated to the city and participated in the grand parade. The cornerstone, to name whose contents would fill a volume, was set in place with any amount of ceremony and guiding expressions of patriotic sentiment. From the accounts of the dallies one would infer that everything on the programme passed off admirably; but the truth is there has never been a gathering within the limits of the city which signified it more. The official ceremonies were all contentious. Kissing in the United States When a wild lark attempts to steal a kiss from a Nantucket girl, she says: "Come sheer off, or I split your main-ail with a typhoon." The Boston girls hold up until they are well kissed when they flare up and say: "I think you ought to ashamed."—Boston Transcript. When a clever follow steals a kiss from a Louisiana girl she smiles, blushes deeply and says—nothing. We thing our girls have more taste and common sense than those down East and in Alabama. I a man is smart enough to steal the divine luxury from them, they are perfectly satisfied.—N. O. Picayune. When a female is here saluted with a bushee puts on her bonnet and shawl and answereth thus: "I am astonished at thy assurance, Jeddish; for this indignity I will say these up."—Lynn Record. The ladies in this city receive a salute with Christian meekness; they follow the Scripture rule—when snippet on one check they turn the other also.—Bungtown Chronicle. An Elko gal has no nonsense in kissing. She puckers her mouth and says: Go it, if you want it; if you don't stand one side and give the other full a chance," and that's the end of it so far as we know—Elko Independent. And we decent it our duty to add to the above, that when it is even attempted to kiss an Anaheim girl, she hits you a hat over the eyes that makes you see stars for a week. We shall move to Elko, at once. A rural editor has lost all faith in the luck of home shown. He called one over his door recently, and that morning there came by mail three dawn and seven stops," and a man called with a revelation to ask who wrote that article? Mrs. Black Twain's Sense. Mr. T.—Mr. Twain, I am sure and grieved to— Mr. T.—Don't interrupt me, manal. I tell you it's absurd—you turn to skate! You'll be wanting to fly fairy to the Black Creek next. You skating is an accomplishment united only to youth and compose of face and symmetry of figure, thing is so charming as to see a girl in the coquettish costume the rinks, with cheeks rovy with retention, skimming the ice like bird—and swooping down upon a nap of gentlemen and pretending to can't stop herself, and landing the arms of the very young man her father don't allow her to know darting away again and falling her head and exposing herself to marks about her caroliness. (Mr. T tries to speak, saying, -1 -) Mr. T.—Madam, hold your tongue! and all ways taking care to fall that young man is close by pick her up. Oh, it is charming! they look pretty, and interesting; when they are just learning— but they stand still a long time one place, and they start one foot I'll match them pet our locks off till the side your hand's as held on the top of my heel. Mr. T.—Well, he prairie fellow— no fairly dated on his grandmother fairly dated on her. She had surced him, you know, because his mother was so fissile, and so well, he came to this country fifteen years ago, and first been in the vegetable line, and got alway pretty well, and was about to send to England for the old lady, when hard times came and he got broke. He went into trust then, and after into middle-into all sorts of things; you kindly but he got disappointed every time, till this present business let out on all right, and he sent right off for the old woman. She landed here four weeks ago but died the very same right. It was hard, very hard after all his waiting and tolling for fifteen years, to get her over here at last and have her die on his hands. He—he-well, he was disgusted. However, he laid her out, and he and his friends sat up with her, and by-and-by the memories of her virtues softened his bitterness and turned it to a tender grief—a settled melancholy that hang about his spirit like a pall for many days. However by patient Mr. T. tries to speak, saying: "Mr. T.-Madam hold your tongue and allways taking care to fall when that young man is close by pick her up. Oh, it is charming! they look pretty, and interesting; when they are just learning—when they stand still a long time one place, and they start one foot轻轻 (shows how), and it makes break for the other side of the land, and leaves the balance of the soil sprawling on this shiel! But soul. You look fat and awkward and dismal enough at any time; and when you are on skates you maddle off as stuffy, and stupid and againly, as a buzzard that's had self a horse for dinner." (Mrs. T. again tries to speak): "Oh-Oh-Ma-" Mr. T. I wont have it, madam! and you get under a little precarious headway, and then put your feet together and drift along scooping your head and shoulders [shows how] and holding your arms out like you expected a church was going to fall on you; it aggravates the unease of me! And Tuesday, when was as enough to get on skates myself, and kicked the Irish Giant's toe out the first dash and lit on my head and cracked the ice so that looked like the sap with all its days had dropped where I struck, and they fined me ninety dollars for miming the man's pond. I was terrified with the conviction that I had gone through to the inside of the world, because I saw the parallel latitude glimmering all around me; and what was it but you in your awkwardness, fetching up over me with your confounded "titters!" I can't stand the pew rent and won't. Mrs. T. — Mr. Twain. I am surp— Mr. T. — Hold your clatter. I tell you you shan't bring odium upon the family by your disgrueful attempts to skate, sprawling around with your big feet like a cow ploughing her way down hill in shuppery weather. Shows how.] Maybe you wouldn't be so hardy about displaying those feet of yours if you knew what occurred when I took your shoes down to get mended. Mrs. T. — What was it? Tell me what it was! Tell me what was it this minute! I just know it's one of your legal. Mr. T. — Oh don't mind; it ain't of any consequence; go to bed. Mrs. T. — But it was of consequence four weeks ago but died the very same night. It was hard, very hard after all his waiting and tolling for fifteen years, to get her over here at last and have her die on his hands: He-he-well, he was disgusted. However, he laid her out, and he and his friends sat up with her, and by end by the memories of her virtues softened his bitterness and turned it to a tender grief—a settled melancholy that hung about his spirit like a pall for many days. However, by patiently striving to keep and thoughts out of his mind he was finally beginning to regain some of his old-time cheerfulness, when your shoe reminded him so painfully of his poor sainted grandmother's coffin. Mrs. T.-Take that you brutel (Ships his face). And if you dare to come back here Ill kick you out again. You degraded old ruffian Out of the house with yod! (Ekit, leading Mark out by the ear). Rough on Ellis. Under the head of "Assinine," the Examiner of the 2nd has the following. In commenting on the question of Railroad rates, and fines, a few days ago we used the following language: "Messas Lattacell Democrat and Freeman, Republican, have endeavored to show that rates could be reduced; but their bills were ammithered in the committee and a substitute was reported, which has been made the order for today. The majority in its favor on Saturday was very large, standing 57 to 20. The gentleman now holding seats in the legislature promised to reduce feesights and fares, and we remind them of their promises. The substitute has been made the special order for today, and its passage in the Assembly is a foregone conclusion, but we hope it does not contain any of those little amendments that open wide the gates for liberal construction." On the receipt of the Examiner containing those comments, a man by the name of Ellis, who by some chance, it seems is a member of the Assembly from Los Angeles, in the following eloquent language, remarked: "I rise to a question of privilege for myself and those associated with me in the committee on Corporations. And I take occasion to say that whoever published this, however it got into the House, it is a false, slanderous, premeditated lie." with your big feet like a cow ploughing her way down hill in slippery weather. (shows how.) Maybe you wouldn't be so hard about playing those feet of yo'r ity you knew what occurred when I took your shoes down to get mended. Mrs. T.—What was it? Tell me what it was! Tell me what was it this minute! I just know it's one of your ileal! Mr. T.—Oh! don't mind; it ain't if any consequence; go to bed. Mrs. T.—But it was of consesquence. You have got to tell me; you shan't aggravate me in this way; I won't go to bed till I know what it was. Mr. T.—Oh! it wasn't anything! (Turning away). Mrs. T.-Mr. Twain. I know better! You're just doing this to drive me to distraction. What did that whoe-maker say about my shoe? What did he do? Quick! (Bristling up to him with elenched hands.) Mr. T.—Well, if you must know, he—however, it's of no consequence. Mrs. T.—Mr. Twain. (Shaking her fist in his face.) Mr. T.-Well, he took it and gazed at it a long time in silence and then put his handkerchief to his eyes and hurried into tears (shows how.) Mrs. T.-Why, you born fool Twain, are you going stark, starting crazy? Mr. T-He just stood there and kept as if his heart would break, so desperil there now let's go to bed. Mrs. T.-Bed, you innastic! I'll never close my eyes till I know what that idiot was crying about—and you won't either, I can tell you that. Come? Mr. T.-Oh! it doesn't matter. Mrs. T.-Mr. Twain, it you may that again, I may I'll make you sorry for it. What was that numskull worrying about? Mr. T.-Would he be, he— Mrs. T.-Would he be. Out with it. Do you want me to-Twain! containing these comments, a man by the name of Ellis, who by some chance, it seems, is a member of the Assembly from Los Angeles; in the following eloquent language, remarked: "I rise to a question of privilege for myself and those associated with me in the committee on Corporations. And I take occasion to say that whoever published this, however it got into the House, it is a false, slanderous, premeditated lie." From the action of the Committee, we feel authorized to reiterate the essential portions of our statement. But we will discuss that no further. The proposition we now consider is that this fellow Ellis accidentally, and we believe unfortunately, chosen a member of the Assembly to represent the Democracy of the ever true county of Los Angeles, has so far forgotten his sense of decency, if he ever had any, as to assail us when he was well aware we were acting only in behalf of the well-are of the party, to which he professs to belong. The individual knew he denounced the Examiner as guilty of publishing "a false, slanderous, premeditated lie." (false liar is good) that he dared not use such latguage to the gentleman whom he at a distance, insigned. We had proper foundation for our stricture in the account of the legislative proceedings which reached us, and any intelligent man who will read those proceedings will see that our comments were not misspaced. The best thing Mr. Ellis' constituents can do for him hereafter, to prevent him at some future time from making an act of blisself again, is to allow him to remain at home. London, with a population of 800,000 has only nine daily newspapers-five morning and four evening—while Parti has county, and New York county-four.