anaheim-gazette 1871-05-20

ANAHEIM GAZETTE. SATURDAY, MAY 20, 1771 The "Fat Sheep." Some twenty-five years ago when I was pastor of a church in —, I took occasion one evening to attend a social meeting in the church in that place. As is their custom on such occasions, one after another rose and gave his or her experience. After a time it became clear that there was no room for me to give up my experience, which was done in the loving manner: "bretner, I have been a member of this church for many years. I have seen hard times; my family has been much ill at ease; but I have not the first time in my life to see my pastor of any of the trustees of this church cross the threshold of my door." No sooner had he uttered this part of his experience than he was suddenly interrupted by one of the trustees, an aged man, who rose up and said in a firm, loud voice: "My dear brother, you must put the devil behind you." On his taking his seat, the pastor in charge quickly rose, and also replied to the little man as follows: "My dear brother, you must remember that we shepherds are sent to the lost sheep of the house of Israel." Whereupon the little man rose again and, in answer, said in a very loud tone of voice: "Yes' and if I'd been a fat one you would have found me long ago." The effect upon the audience can be better imagined than described. An under graduate at Cambridge who the Boston Advertiser says found among the questions of his examination program this: "Why will not a pin stand on its point?" elaborately explained the point thus: "I. A pin will not stand." "Yes and if I'd been a fat one you would have found me long ago." The effect upon the audience can be better imagined than described. An under graduate at Cambridge, who the Boston Advertiser says, found along the questions of his examination paper this: "Why will not a pin stand on its point?" elaborately explained the point thus: 1. A pin will not stand on its head; much less is it possible that it should stand upon its point. 2. A point recording to Euclid, is that which has no parts and no magnitude. A pin cannot stand on that which has no parts and no magnitude, and therefore a pin cannot stand upon its point. It was if your stick it in. There is in Massachusetts a sixteen year old girl who is teaching a first class district school, who never had a day's schooling in her life. She was taken from the poor house by a hard family, and got her education by laying flat on her back and studying by the light of the kitchen range when the family had all gone to bed. A mother was amused the other day to hear this bit of argument from her little boy: "Mamma, I don't see how Satan could have turned out to be such a bad fellow—there wasn't any devil to put him up to it?" "I find, Dick, that you are in the habit of taking my jokes, and passing them off as your own." Do you care that gentleman condom? To ensure I do. A true gentleman will always take a joke from a friend." Transportation. GREAT REDUCTION IN FREIGHT Anaheim Lighter Company. THE UNDERSIGNED is now prepared to comply with the Anaheim Landing, to be watched to any part of this State and Arizona. THE LOW RATE of Lightage off is great because shippers of materials need so Low Price. Cargo Gate, San Bernardino, said Mr. Ternery. SHIPPERS will please read Bills of Loading Scaamer, and mark freight care of Anaheim Loger Company. ROBT N WHITE Agent. Anaheim Lighter Company. THE UNDERSIGNED is now prepared to receive night at the Anaheim Landing, to be watched to any part of this State and Arizona. THE LOW RATE of Lightage off its gross housemeals to shippers of merchandise to Los Pueblo Cito Grande, San Bernardino, and At Zoo Territory. SHIPPERS will please send Bills of Lading by Steamer, and mark freight care of Anaheim Loger Company. 0c2970 ROST N WHITE Agent. LOS ANGELES AND SAN PEDRO RAILROAD. On and after November 1-4, 1870, trains will run as follows, leaving: WILMINGTON—7:45 A.M., and 1 P.M. LOS ANGELES—10 A.M., and 5:45 P.M. Except on days of steamers arrival and departure, when trains will run to connect with SteamPassengers for San Francisco and San Diego. will leave Los Angeles by the 10 A.M. train, connecting at Wilmington with the Company's Steamers. First-Class passenger cars will run regularly. No Charge For Storage. E. E. HEWITT. 0c2971 Superintendent. The N. P. T. Co.'s Steamships, ORIZABA and CALIFORNIA. Carrying the U. S. Mails, and Wells, Fargo & Co.'s Express. Will leave Anaheim Landing for San Francisco. Every Six Days. HOLLADAY & BRENHAM HOTELS. AFAYETTE HOTEL. IRIS. FLUHR, Proprietor. TRAVELING PUBLIC ARE RESPECTED normally that it is well known that it will view to keep press with the proformance of its services and a safe room in general charges. T. S. HOTEL, Opposite the Court House. Los Angeles, Cal. MEL & DENCKER, Proprietors. ICO HOUSE. Los Angeles, Street and the Plaza. COXMAN & CO. PROPRIETOR. ILROAD. HOTEL. Wilmington, Cal. Coprosale Walls Largo & Co. Thompson, ... Proprietor. LIVERY AND SALE STABLE LOS ANGELES, FERGURSON & METZKER PROPRIETORS. The Proprietors would call attention to their establishment which is the largest and best in Southern California. The stables have been refinished in the latest style, with every modern comfort. Also, the buildings have been refitted with new designs of having their stock bored may be on the ground floor or on the perimeter of the proprietors. Saddle and Carriage Horses, Carriages and Buggies Constantly kept in excellent condition. Our Livery Stable cannot be exeiled, and we will introduce of the fine collection of animals. SINGLE and DOUBLE TEAMS, PRIVATE USES. COOLER LIVEDY SALI STABLE STREET and the Plaza. ILROAD HOTEL. Wilmington Ca. Corpse Wally Largo & Co. Thompson, Proprietor. Banks. MERS AND MERCHANTS BANK, LOS ANGELES. CAPITAL, $500,000. DOWNEY. HELMAN. CASHIER. EXCHANGE ON SALOON SAN FRANCISCO, DUBAI, NEW YORK, LONDON, HAMBURG, PRANKPORT, PARIS, BRIELE. TENMENT STATE, ITY AND COUNTY BONDS. Stationery. odrick & Reilly, LOS ANGELES, K AND STATIONERY STORE. LANK BOOKS. SCHOOL BOOKS, MISCELLANEOUS BOOKS Drut Stores. PIONEER DRUG STORE, CENTER STREET CORNER OF, LIMON, ANAHOM. W. M. HUGHES, Irepritor. WHolesale and retail dealer in Drugs Chemicals, Perfumery, Bail Oils, Soaps, Dentrices, Brushes, Combs, and Toilet Articles. PATENT MEDICINES OF EVERY NOTE AND EFFICACY. PURE LIQUORS FOR MEDICAL PURPOSES. APOTHECARIES' HALL, 39 Main Street, Opposite Commercial, LOS ANGELES. THEO. WOLLWEBER, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEALER IN DRUGS, CHEMICALS, PERFUMERY; NO SUCH BARGAINS! DRUGS, CHEMICALS, PERFUMERY; NO SUCH BARGAINS! CAN BE HAD IN PROPERTY: CITY LOTS FIFTY BY ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE FEET IN SANTA ANA From $20 to $40 each, in installments without interest, on Cash due on payment given away where appropriate. Let's specify by purchaser, drawn and possession given immediate. APPLY TO: W.H. SPURGEON. A. L. MUNH. OR D. H. SAMPS. AUSTRIA ANA Santa Ana is situated on the northwest side of New London. The streets are 50 feet wide and oriented. LAGER. ANAHEIM BREWERY, CENTER STREET, ANAHEIM. All Orders Promptly filled. A BAR IS ATTACHED TO THE PREMISES. GOLDSTEIN & DAVIS, Proprietors. Patent Medicines. B. H. McDONALD & CO., WHOLESALE DRUGGISTS, Call the attention of Dealers to their large import, men of "Newly Arrived" Goods, compounded in part of the following articles together with every kind kept in well supplied WHOLE SALE DRUG STORE. FREDR DUTGO, PATENT MEDICINES, TRUSTERS & SUPPORTERS ESSENTIAL OILS, KERNELINE OIL, Which we offer at the lowest Cash Prices, and are determined not to be underrated. R. H. McDONALD & CO., SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA OUR DRUG BUSINESS Limited in San Francisco Call. After our best wishes and expressing thanks for your interest in our business, we would like to extend our gratitude for your interest in our business. The Great Medical Discovery! Dr. WALKER'S CALIFORNIA VINEGAR BITTERS, Hundreds of Thousands Bear testimony to their Wondering Curative Effects WHAT ARE THEY? Hundreds of Thousands Bear witness to their Wonderful Curative Effects WHAT ARE THEY? THEY ARE NOT A VILLE FANCY DRINK, LARGE BODY LIFE GIVING PRINCESS IMMINENTITY and Chronicle Rheumatism and Gaint Dyspepsia Indication. Extinct. Destitute and Intolerant Disease of the Blood. NURSERY! A SCHMIDT'S POPULAR BOW, Anahaim. YOUNG WALNUT TREES; BY AND LINE TREE; YOUNG ORANGE TREES; YOUNG LEMON TREES; YOUNG LOMBARDY POP ARTS; CHEMIDT'S NURSERY. SANTA ANA STORE, Santa Ana. BY— WM. H. SPURGEON, DEALER IN GENERAL MERCHANDISE, INCLUDING OCCERIES, CROCKERY, Hardware, Boots, Shoes, Dry Goods, Wines, Liquors and Cigars. A Large Stock of Choice FAMILY GROCERIES Constantly on Hand. L Improved Rose Wash Henry T. Helmbold's Genuine Preparations. Delivered to any address. Secure from observation. Established upon twenty years. Sold by Jurgzia everywhere. Address letters for information in condidence to Henry T. Helmbold drugstores and chemical warehouse No. 204 Broadway, New York, or to H. T. Helmbold's medical depot, 164 South Truth Street, Philadelphia, Pa. Prepare of condiments. Xth. for Henry T. Helmbolds, 7th no other.