anaheim-gazette 1871-03-25

ANAHEIM GAZETTE. PUBLISHED EVERY SATURDAY. G. W. BARTER, Ed'r and Prop'r. OFFICE AT CORNER OF CENTER AND LOS ANGELES STREETS. TERMS: For One Year (in advance) $5 00 Six Months $3 00 Three Years $2 00 Rates of Advertising: One Inch Space $2 00 Two Weeks $2 00 One Month $4 00 Three Months $6 00 Quarter Column $8 00 One Month $10 00 Three $15 00 Six $20 00 One Year $40 00 Half Column $10 00 One Month $15 00 Three $20 00 Six $3 00 One Year $6 00 One Week $20 00 One Month $30 00 Three $35 00 Six $50 00 One Year $120 00 AGENTS: Los Angeles, W. J. BRODRICK. Santa Ana, W. H. SPURGEON. San Francisco, L. P. Fisher. New York, Hudson & Menet. JOB WORK. ALL KINDS OF JOB WORK, PROMPTLY AGENTS: Los Angeles, W. J. BRODRICK. Santa Ana, W. H. SPURGEON. San Francisco, L. P. Fisher. New York, Hudson & Menet. JOB WORK. ALL KINDS OF JOB WORK, PROMPTLY AND NEATLY EXECUTED AT THIS OFFICE. VICE. Subscriptions and Transient Advertisements Paid for Invariably in Advance. Current Advertisements Must be Settled For, Monthly. Business Gards. FRANK GANAHL. E. H. McDANIEL. Ganahl & M'Daniel OFFICE—In Downey's New Building, Main Street. Will practice in all the Courts of the 17th Judicial District. Chas, A. Gardner, Attorney at Law, OFFICE—Post Office Building, Anaheim. DEPUTY District Attorney for Townships of Anaheim, San Juan and San Jose. MAX. STROBEL, Attorney at Law. Office at residence on LEMON Street, ANAHEIM. DR. DAVID TAYLOR, Physician, Surgeon AND OBSTETRICIAN. GRADUATE of Jefferson Medical College, Panama poia, with the experience of active service in the Southern Field and Hospitals, duing the late war, offers his professional services to the citizens of Anaheim and surrounding country. Office and residence adjunct to Anaheim. A. G. BEEBE, CARPENTER & JOINER, WILL STORE TO ADDITIONAL FROM THE surrounding country. Particular attention given to the construction of WIND MILLS. H. T. HAZARD O'MELVENY & HAZARD ATTORNEYS AT LAW. OFFICE IN TEMPLE BLOCK, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. Special attention given to business in U.S. Dutch Wisdom. Many people spend much of their wages in der vishky stores, and den down and fret bekaus dheir napors g along more petter ash dem. The only mark dat some men ever make in dis vorlt vil. be mark of dheir boots in de mud. Pad habit to a man is shust like fl round a molasses parrel. You can keep dem avay until de article is so vav protected. Riches vas one ding and relig anoder, but you can't say do you de two always togeder. Every clean person pesure wash his eyes out every morning. Now likes to find it out how he gets dem again. Memory ish der food of old age. Blenty peebles detest life bekaus d vas too lazy to vorken for a living. A man vot sits down to wait for go luck to come along, always looks to like de fool who sat on de panks of river vaiten for it to dry up, so he co valken over mit de oder side. Peeples vat will change dheir re gion for the sake of brofit ish bet mitout any. A dead king and a dead peggar shuet de same. A miser always dies in want—of mo monish. I pity a trunkard more den I ha him, und a fool also. If you could read der thoughts your pest friends, you would soon fi out dat you don't got many. WILL STORE TO ALL OLDERS FROM THE SURROUNDING COUNTRY Particular attention given to the construction of WIND MILLS M. A. NORRIEST H. T. HAZARD O'MELVENY & HAZARD ATTORNEYS AT LAW. OFFICE IN TEMPLE BLOCK, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. Special attention given to business in U. S. Land Office. OCT 29-1F EUREKA SALOON, Los Angeles Street, Anaheim, Cal. RICHARDS & MELROSE... Proprietors. THE BEST OF WINES, LIQUORS AND CIGARS. Constantly on hand. Also, San Francisco Lager Beer. All lovers of BILLIARDS will find here one of Stable & Co.'s best Carom Tables, with latest style of cushions, etc. TENNENT'S BOTTLED ALE AND PORTER FOR SALE. DR. L. W. FRENCH, DENTIST. LANFRANCO'S BUILDING, Los Angeles. Only Licensee for the use of Rubber as a base for artificial Dentures, in Los Angeles. ANAHEIM Shaving Saloon, By Professor Dean, Los Angeles Street, Anaheim. oct 29m3 D. K. WILLIAMS, CARPENTER, JOINER and BUILDER, ANAHEIM CAL Given Away! City Lot in Tustin City, eight miles from Anaheim, on Stage and Telegraph road, to any one who will improve the same. Families of four or five children, will be given a whole block. Apply to C. TUSTIN, at Tustin City. Peeples vat will change their registration for the sake of profit is better mitout any. A dead king and a dead peggar shuist do same. A miser always dies in want—of more monish. I pity a trunkard more den I have him, und a fool also. If you could read der thoughts of your pest friends, you would soon find out dat you don't got many. If a man don't shust feel like laughing himself, he should never dry and shut his napors from doing dat. Pigamy should never be punished under law. A man mit doo wiles, if lives met dem both, ish punished peten any laws can do it. It is wrong to pe in error; but you dry to convince udder peebles of your errors vas right, den they peco-touble wrong. Noding ever comes out of some pebble's mouth but pad words und topac spit. SWEEPING THE OCEAN BOTTOM. Sinceence is busily at work exploring a earth and sea. During the past summer and autumn, have been made remarkable discoveries in dredging the bed of the sea from the Bay of Biscot to the Faroe islands, from the depths a few fathoms near the shore to nearly three miles out at sea. It is ascertained that there is a stratum of cold water from fifteen fathoms upward, stratum of ice-cold water from 8 fathoms downward and a stratum intormixture between the two. It was formerly supposed that no animal could exist lower than 300 fathoms, but various forms of animal life have been brought up from the profound depths the ocean, and many species have been found altogether new to science. Some of the animals brought up from a depth of 1,270 fathoms, or nearly a mile and half, had perfect eyes, while the coats of their shells indicated the influence light. HEIM GAZETTE ANAHEIM, CALIFORNIA, MARCH 25, 1871. THE TIME TO PLANT ORANGE TREES. Many of our readers are at a loss as to the best time to transplant orange trees. For their benefit we publish below a letter from O. W. Childs, Esq., of Los Angeles, perhaps as high authority as any in the State, if we are to judge by his intelligence and success in the business, for he has as good fruit and as fine trees as any one in the country, and is doing a large business as a liberal and honorable nursery man. The letter published is private, but he will excuse us for its publication: Los Angeles, March 13, 1871. J. A. Johnson, Esq.: Dear Sir:—Yours of 11th inst., to hand, with coin, as advised. In relation to late orange tree planting, March and April are the months that most of such trees are transplanted here. I wait usually till April fogs make their appearance, since foggy weather is fine for moving trees, and you can transplant orange or lemon trees easily, even in the month of May, with success. January and February are, perhaps, the worst months, especially if we have cold, wet weather. In fact, the roots of orange or lemon trees will rot before they can grow in cold, wet ground. Truly Yours, O. W. Childs. We append, for the benefit of our readers, the very liberal price at which Messrs. Childs & Co. are selling fine How Rain is Formed. To understand the phyllosophy this phenomenon, essential to the existence of plants and animals, facts derived from observation and long train of experiments, must be membered. Were the atmosphere where, at all times, at a uniform perature, we should never have hail, or snow. The water absorb it in evaporation from the sea; the earth's surface would descent an imperceptible vapor, or cease absorbed by the air, when it was fully saturated. The absorbing of the atmosphere, and consequently its capability to return humid proportionately greater in cold warm air. The air near the surface the earth is warmer than it is in region of the clouds. The higher it ascend from the earth the colder w/the atmosphere. Hence the per snow on very high mountains or very hottest climate. Now, when evaporation, the air is highly sat with vapor—though it be invisible its temperature is suddenly reduced cold currents descending from or rushing from a higher to a latitude, its capacity to retain moisture is diminished, clouds are formed the result is rain. Air condense cools, and, like a sponge filled water and compressed, pours out which its diminished capacity... with dirty clay; much of late, dismal scenes, adverse fate, on pork and beans. old never grow, older my heart; hard to flow, must make them start. was away, are strange and new, trowers gray, one cowhide shoe! days of yore, though fading scenes happy shore and clams and greens— long weeks ago brave of time, man may know, cled up behind! shirts all torn, most outrageous stitches— days of yore, beaten breeches! Wisdom. depend much of their stores, and den set aus their napors gets ash dem. dat some men will his vorlt vil. be de ats in de mud. man is shust like flies parrel. You can't til de article is some de ding and religion can't say do you see der. person pesure washes ry morning. Now, I how he gets dem in food of old age. detest life bekaus dey kken for a living. down to wait for good y, always looks to me at on de panks of de to dry up, so he could e oder side. change their reliof brofit is better and a dead peggar is lies in want—of more rd more den I hate no. der thoughts of you would soon find got many. foggy weather is fine for moving trees, and you can transplant orange or lemon trees easily, even in the month of May, with success. January and February are, perhaps, the worst months, especially if we have cold, wet weather. In fact, the roots of orange or lemon trees will rot before they can grow in cold, wet ground. Truly Yours, O. W. Childs. We append, for the benefit of our readers, the very liberal price at which Messrs. Childs & Co. are selling fine three year old orange and lemon trees, which can be shipped here by steamer at a small additional cost: 3 y'r old orange trees, selected, 75 ets. 3 " Sicily lemon trees, 75 cts. 1 " Italian chestnut, 25 cts. Asparagus roots, 2 y'r old, per 100, $5. The advertisement of Messrs. Childs & Co. may be found in the last column of the third page of the Press this week. They claim that their "collection is the largest in Southern California," and their prices are certainly reasonable, while we can confidently recommend them as honorable and trustworthy dealers, who will send to people in this county just as good trees as they themselves would select if in the nursery. We hope that thousands of these trees will yet be transplanted this season in this county. —Santa Barbara Press. A FAMILY GENEALOGY, ACCORDING TO DARWIN. If there be any truth or sense in the new and wonderful theory advanced by Darwin then the genealogical table of some particular family, traced back to about the time of the transition state from monkey to man, would be curious and interesting. It might read somewhat as follows: "The human founder of our family was the illustrious Colonk, a well known warrior of his day, and the first fully developed man in our line of ancestors. Colonk was the son of that Bodinka who was one-sixteenth monkey, and the rest man; monkey proportion only perceptible on the closest scrutiny. Bodinka's father was Longolib, one-eighth monkey, and seven-eighths man. He could speak human language but imperfectly; had rather a hairy phiz, and was altogether too much addicted to monkey tricks to be of very much account in society. Longolib was the eldest son of Chimpo, who was one-quarter monkey and the rest man. Although bearing only the proportion of one-quarter monkey in his composition, there was, nevertheless, a good deal more monkey than was really desirable. As a man he could never attain distinction, and he was no kind of a match for a regular full blooded or half-blooded corpse." the atmosphere. Hence the per snow on very high mountains very hottest climate. Now, when evaporation, the air is highly sate with vapor—though it be invisit its temperature is suddenly reduced cold currents descending from or rushing from a higher to a latitude, its capacity to retain matter is diminished, clouds are formed; the result is rain. Air condense cools, and like a sponge filled water and compressed, pours out which its diminished capacity holds. How singular, yet how is an arrangement for watering earth! —Scientific American. How a Boy Wakes Up. There he lies in his crib, a nut stub of four years. He sleeps thru of healthy childhood. In this sanction he lay when he dropped in consciousness, one arm under his one leg kicked out from under the erlet. He is perfectly motionless round cheek pillows itself on the tended arm, and his leg seems to been arrested in the middle of the restless kick, as the curtain fell his blue eyes and he was asleep can scarcely perceive his regular ration. A train of cars thunders without noise—he might be across the street without awakening is morning; daylight streams into windows, the sun shines on the blu The sounds of stirring life are begin to be heard about the house. The boy. Still as motionless as a marble. As you look, the g sleep are suddenly unlocked. awake in a twinkling—awake and eyes are wide open and bright—part with a shout—his legs fly different directions—his arms rapid motion—be flops over spring—in ten seconds he has tu couple of somersaults, and he thent sents before you a living illustration perpetual motion. There is no rate yawning, no slow stretching dolent limbs, no lazy rubbing off eyes, no gradually becoming about it. With a snap like a piston he is thoroughly awake to the each particular hair. The worm thing about it is its suddenne completeness. A Horse Advertisement Thou canst trust thy labor to for his strength is great. A man in Wisconsin advertises horse for sale, and thus discourse Thou canst bind him with his fur the furrow; he will harrow the after thee. and a dead peggar is lies in want—of more hard more den I hate no. Dead der thoughts of you would soon find got many. must feel like laughen never dry and shtop bring dat. Never be punished py mit doo wiles, if he ish punished petter do it. Pepe in error; but ven ce udder peebles dat night, den they pecome ones out of some peed words und topacco OCEAN BOTTOM.—Sciwork exploring air, during the past sumhave been made many series in dredging the on the Bay of Biscay ids, from the depth of ear the shore to nearat sea. It is asceris a stratum of cold fathoms upward, a cold water from 300 old and a stratum of seen the two. It was that no animal could 300 fathoms, but varimal life have been the profound depths of any species have been new to science. Some night up from a depth or nearly a mile and a eyes, while the color cated the influence of JOSH BILLINGSISMS.—To make sharp pickles—whittle oph both ends ov them to a pint. To freshen a salt mackeral—tow him one summer behind a steambote. A gentleman iz a gentleman the world over. It iz only the loafers that differ. Don't undertake to live with yore mother-in-law, but if wuss comes to a wusness, let yure mother-in-law live with yu. Secrets are caused poor property ennyhow; if you sereulate them you lose them, and if you keep them you lose the interest on the investment. A Horse Advertisement Thou canst trust thy labor to for his strength is great. A man in Wisconsin advertihorse for sale, and thus discourse Thou canst bind him with his b the furrow; he will harrow the after thee. He will gather thy seed in the His strength is terrible, in whi rejoiceth. He paweth the valleys, and w proud in his speed. He mocketh at fear, neither t his back from the hobgoblin. Lo! how he moveth his tail like Ais sinews are as cables. His bones are like strong pie brass—yes, like bars of iron. He eateth grass like an ox. He drinketh up a river; and tha that he can, draw up Jordan month. Who can open the door of h yet thou canst approach him with dle. His teeth are terrible round. I will not conceal his parts n power, nor his comely proportion "He is gentle, he is kind. And his tail sticks out behnd." And I want to sell him for thing I can pay my debts with. New GARTER.—A new garter alded. It is a heavy, round, chain, much the style of the heav chains upon which lockets are and has a book and eye to it. Thi is pardonable, but the eye is repaible. A female lecturer said: "Get me young men, and be quick abo Don't wait for the millennium girls to become angels. You' well beside an angel, wouldn't ye brutes?" Rain is Formed. and the phylosophy of soon, essential to the very plants and animals, a few from observation and a experiments, must be reWere the atmosphere ever times, at a uniform temshould never have rain, The water absorbed by ation from the sea and surface, would descend in double vapor, or cease to be the air, when it was once died. The absorbing power here, and consequently to return humidity, is greater in cold than in the air near the surface of farmer than it is in the reouds. The higher we ase earth the colder we find Hence the perpetual high mountains in the climate. Now, when, from the air is highly saturated though it be invisible—if we is suddenly reduced by descending from above, from a higher to a lower capacity to retain moisture clouds are formed, and rain. Air condenses as it like a sponge filled with impressed, pours out water finished capacity cannot Directions for the Culture of Garden Seeds. Artichoke—May be grown from seed or off-set suckers. Sow the seed early in season, in drills one inch deep and twelve inches apart, and transplant the following Spring to a permanent place. Asparagus—Sow early in the season, in rows, rather thinly; keep the soil light and clean. The next spring roots will be ready to set in beds. Make the soil deep and rich. Soak the seed in warm water before sowing. Beans—Beans like a dry soil. The dwarf varieties should be planted in drills, and the running sorts may be set in either hills or drills. Plant as soon as the ground is warm and the danger from frost past. Beets — Before planting, the seed should be put in warm water, and allowed to soak twenty-four hours. Plant in drills about two inches deep, and the rows twelve to fifteen inches apart. Thin out the plants to about six inches apart in the rows. Make the ground rich and mellow to a good depth, and keep it loose and freed from weeds. Brocoli—Treated the same as cauliflower. Cabbage — The cabbage requires a deep, rich soil, and thorough working. Sow in open ground. When five or six inches high, transplant from twelve to thirty inches apart. Hence the perpetual high mountains in the climate. Now, when, from the air is highly saturated although it be invisible—if ice is suddenly reduced by descending from above, from a higher to a lower capacity to retain moisture the clouds are formed, and again. Air condenses as it takes a sponge filled with impressed, pours out water diminished capacity cannot singular, yet how simp'e,ement for watering the Pacific American. Boy Wakes Up. He lies in his crib, a nut-brownears. He sleeps the sleep childhood. In this same position he dropped into unseen one arm under his head, all out from under the curv-perfectly motionless. His pillows itself on the extend his leg seems to have fallen in the middle of the last as the curtain fell over and he was asleep. You perceive his regular respiration of cars thunders by—the might be carried feet without awaking. It daylight streams into the sun shines on the hill tops. Stirring life are beginning about the house. Watch as motionless as a figure as you look, the gates of suddenly unlocked. He is drinking—awake and blue open and bright—his lips about—his legs fly out injections—his arms are in—be flops over with a second he has turned a persuaults, and he then prepares a living illustration ofion. There is no delibereo no slow stretching of indo lazy rubbing of sleepy gradually becoming awake with a snap like a pistol shot, awake to the top of ear hair. The wonderful it is its suddenness and Advertisement. I trust thy labor to him, forth is great. Wisconsin advertises his land and thus discourses: bind him with his band in will harrow the valleys Plant in drills about two inches deep, and the rows twelve to fifteen inches apart. Thin out the plants to about six inches apart in the rows. Make the ground rich and mellow to a good depth, and keep it loose and freed from weeds. Brocoli—Treated the same as cauliflower. Cabbage—The cabbage requires a deep, rich soil, and thorough working. Sow in open ground. When five or six inches high, transplant from twelve to thirty inches apart. Carrots—Carrots succeed in a deep, rich, mellow soil, well prepared. The seed comes up quicker if soaked for a day or two, and then mixed with plaster or ashes. Cauliflower requires a deep, very rich soil, and the earth should be drawn well toward the stem. Sow the seed in a hot-bed, or in an open border. Lift the plants carefully with a trowel from where they were transplanted, and plant them eighteen inches apart each way; give a gentle watering, and press the soil down firmly. Celery, sow either in hot beds or in open ground early in the season; if sowed in open ground it vegetates slowly. As soon as the plants are three inches high set them out for temporary growth, placing them four inches apart. Cress—Sow in warm, sheltered situations, in fine, rich soil. Cucumber—Plant as soon as the ground is warm and danger from frost is passed, in hills four feet apart, using a shovelful of well rotted manure to each hill. Cover the manure two inches deep with fine earth, and plant eight or ten seeds to each hill. The seeds should be covered about half an inch deep, and firmly pressed down with the back of the hoe. Egg Plant—A tender plant, requiring sowing in a hot-bed to produce an early crop. Lettuce—a very rich soil is necessary to produce a fine head lettuce. Sow early in the season, and when well out of the ground transplant to one foot apart. Melons—To obtain a fine crop early in the season, the same course as for cucumbers. Onions—The onion should have a clean, well fertilized soil. It is useless to try to grow a crop of onions on poor ground. Sow the seed very early in the season. Keep them thinned out, and the ground mellow and free from weeds. Parsely—The seeds germinate slowly and should have heat if possible. Parsnip—This favorite and nutritious vegetable likes a deep soil, where it can go down without meeting stones or Onions—The onion should have a clean, well fertilized soil. It is useless to try to grow a crop of onions on poor ground. Sow the seed very early in the season. Keep them thinned out, and the ground mellow and free from weeds. Parsely—The seeds germinate slowly and should have heat if possible. Parsnip—This favorite and nutritious vegetable likes a deep soil, where it can go down without meeting stones or hard lumps. Radishes—Sow in drills eight or ten inches apart, in rich, light and mellow soil, well broken by digging. Sow at intervals of from ten to twelve days throughout the season. Rhubarb—Sow in a seed bed, in drills one foot apart. Cultivate well during the season, and in the following year the roots should be transplanted into deep, rich soil, from three to four feet apart. New Stage Route.—A new stage route has been opened direct from Visalia to Bakersfield, on the proposed route of the Southern Pacific railroad, saving a distance of thirty miles, and reducing the time to one day. The route continues along the base of the foothills, through a fine level country. One Mourner—A sick man was told that his wife would probably marry again "All right," said he, "for there will be one man that will lament my death." A physician said of a quack that "he was such an ignorantus that, if he could take a lantern and go down inside his patients, he wouldn't find out what the matter was." It is human to err, but devilish tew brag on it. Blessed are they who have no eyes for a key hole.