anaheim-daily-herald 1921-12-31

PAGE SIX PAGE EIGHT Published Daily Except Sunday By the Anaheim Printing and Publishing Co., Corner East Center and Emily Streets Anaheim, California. S. S. CONKLIN .....Publisher Reward Is Offered For 3 Bandits In Pasadena PASADENA, Dec. 31.—A reward of $100 for the arrest and conviction of three young bandits who have been terrorizing Pasadena recently was offered today by Chief of Police C. H. Kelley. The latest exploit of the three was to rob Mrs. F. L. Sowers and Miss A. M. Crichton of 497 Winoma avenue. Driving up beside the woman after park in a large machine, one bandit jumped out, pointed a gun at them and seized their purses, jumped back into the car and was immediately driven away. He got less than $20. The robber is described by one of his victims as not more than 20 years of age, tall, probably five feet eleven inches, weighing about 150 pounds and dressed in dark clothes. The orange blossom is the maiden's favorite flower for decorative purposes. HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR May the year 1922 show a record of your biggest success and may it be filled with every happiness for you. Wm. Jackson We Wish You Every Happiness For the coming We Wish You Every Happiness For the coming NEW YEAR Anaheim Laundry Co. The Angelus Hotel Fourth and Spring Sts Los Angeles European Plan "Just around the corner from everything" In the heart of the Los Angeles business and shopping district and convenient to the theatres and Interurban Station. Reasonable Rates. The Angeles Cafe is one of the most desirable places to dine in Los Angeles. H. J. TREMAIN, President. A. J. ARROLL, Manager. PIANO BESS L. BENNETT 114 So. Philadelphia St, Phone 131J Wednesday—Friday—Saturday Interviews By Appointment. ANAHEIM DAILY HEADLINE Between Our selves By Della M. Stewart It isn't the worst trouble in the world to be unable to have what we want. It can be made real fun, the seeing how we can use to the very best advantage that which we do have. Try this, when discouragement hovers near the door of the heart. "Half an orange tastes as sweet as a whole one," so say the Chinese. It's encouraging—the amount of initiative we find is ours, and the hidden resources we unearth, when we set earnestly about making the very best of what is. We surprise ourselves with the knowledge that we can do much with what before we thought was good for nothing. We find it is amazing—what can be done with fragments of time or strength or material. We develop ingenuity, we learn the delightful quality of resourcefulness. It's like digging into a vein of gold-bearing quartz, finding nuggets every now and then to reward us for our digging, and to renew our ambition for future search. After all, the one who can have everything he desires, whose Aladin's lamp is always bright from its rubbing, isn't the one to whom much credit for success in life must go. But to the one who, knowing privations and hardships in plenty, makes of them stepping-stones to the highest measure of accomplishment possible, to that one goes life's highest gifts—courage, inventiveness, resourcefulness, self-reliance. It isn't the worst trouble in the world—this not being able to have all we want! I am an warmer an earbuddy is gettin bills for Christmus now. My father sed he got roomorfism in his rite arm openin bills all day. Next time he sed he aint goin to spend what he aint got an my Mother she sed I bin hearin you say that for the last 11 years. Nobuddy wus hurt. jim dash I ast Helen Weber wich is wun of the bankerettes what did she get for Christmas up to Wilhelmine Zitzmann that nite an she sed that wood be tellin George. I gess she got sum-thin to ware else she wood told me what was it what she found on the end of her string. The bankerettes is a bunch of girls wich works in the banks. They aint old mades neether. They jess want to work so they cood be independant. When you get marrid you aint independant no more an you give up doin what you want to do an if you want to get sum new close you got to kiss your husband a bout a millyum times to get a $ fore doller hat Lucille Eastlan sed. jim dash Lillian Dunke wich was a traned nurse over to the hospifle ware Doctor Ruby Atkman is what helps Doctor Newkirk with your eyes an ears an noses and throte when you are sick got marrid to Raymond Orange for the rest of the geshe he got sick an went pitfile an she tuck care thats how it happened ma decorated in green an wil was for it. I node a pom little a bout Humpty Dumwall an Humpty Dumwall but it wusnt no Lillian Dunke I guess. jim dash Myrtle Owen from N here visitin Willhelmi They nudge each uther at when they wus kids to when they wus yung. M sed he is going to Norv up his inkum tackses tha jim dash Winfred Wilber up to home from Yale to spen days with relashuns an also. I don't no who cumpney with. jim dash Doctor Sparks an Mrs is Mrs. Krause's daughter lerton is thre an they to see a nuther Doctor relashuns to Doctor S Mrs Sparks husbund Krause's daughter. —— thirty — Little Stories for Bedt By THORNTON W. BURGESS (Copyright by J. G. Lloyd) din's lamp is always bright from its rubbling, isn't the one to whom much credit for success in life must go. But to the one who, knowing privations and hardships in plenty, makes of them stepping-stones to the highest measure of accomplishment possible, to that one goes life's highest gifts—courage. Inventiveness, resourcefulness, self-reliance. It isn't the worst trouble in the world—this not being able to have all we want! Have a Smile Representative Longworth said in the course of a tariff argument: "My opponent's consultation is amusing rather than convincing. It reminds me of a certain little boy. At school one day this little boy's teacher said, in a brief oral preface to the study of substraction: 'To subtract, children, things must always have the same denomination. You couldn't, for example, take eight peaches from eleven apples, or six mutton chops from eight veal chops, or two lions from four bears. Could you, now?' 'Sure!' yelled a little boy belligerently. 'Sure! Why not? My sister, wot's a movie actress, took a diamond from a lobster wunst.'" The new guard was not familiar with a certain railway run in Wales. Came a station which rejoiced in the name Llanfairfechanpwell gerych. For a few minutes he stood looking at the signboard in mute helple assness. Then pointing to board, and waving his other arm toward the train, he caller, "If there's anybody there for here, this is it!" She was a sweet young bride, who had already found that what looks like a nice piece of meat in the shop often seems to have gone through a private tran sformati on scene when it arrives home. "How is it," she inquired eagerly, when an old married friend called upon her, "that you always manage to have such delicious beef?" "It's very simple," replied the elder woman. "I first select a good, honest butcher and then I stand by him." "Oh, I see! You give him all your orders, you mean?" said the innocent young bride. "No," answered her companion, grimly; "I stand by him while he is cutting the meat!" Little Stories for Bedtime By THORNTON W. BURGESS (Copyright by J. G. Lloyd) MRS. GROUSE GROWS HUNGRY It would have been bad enough to be a prisoner under the snow crust, as Mrs. Grouse was without being hungry. But Mrs. Grouse was hungry. She was dreadfully hungry. You see, she had not had much to eat the day before or the day before that, and when she had waked that morning it was with a stomach quite empty, and Mrs. Grouse knew that if she couldn't get something to eat she would soon starve to death, for the little people who wear feathers cannot go as long without food as some of the little people who wear fur. When Mrs. Grouse found that she couldn't break through the crust she burrowed down through the soft snow to the ground once more in the hope that she might find a few berries sprang with all her wits from which they expected to break and seize Mrs. Grouse the time that Old Grouse fooled. She didn't fail No. sir, she didn't fail not even when Reddy her. The crust was course the tapping had wasn't a sound to tease was under that crust. Fool old Granny Fox, factely well that Mrs there and was keeping she was. Mrs. Grose Granny and Reddy Fox just what they were they didn't know whether they wouldn't be able to crust or hope that they haps if she was all might get away if they. But they didn't bring they couldn't dig their tried very hard gave up is disgust still hungry and more were in the first place was most provoking a good dinner and more. But poor Mrs. Grose off than before. She and frightened and that it began to see there wasn't the lee the world. But they always hope, even when seem to be. It was Grouse was in terrice she was going to go if she didn't know help was coming to she least expected Next Story: Pet Sun Try to Help. Suddenly Granny Fox Stopped Short and Cocked Up Her Sharp Little Ears. there or seeds or nuts or something good to eat, but there was nothing, just nothing at all. Of course, Mrs. Grouse couldn't hunt much because it was too hard work to get through the snow. So pretty soon she gave it up and once more beat against that hard, cruel crust. Then she tried to make a hole through it by pecking at it with her stout bill. But it was of no use. And all the time she grew hungrier and hungrier. And she was so tired! So dreadfully tired! She would rest awhile and then she would peck. Then she would rest again. But each time she bravely tried to peck her way through that dreadful speaker than before. The grand jury without staging antrict attorney. Pre greatest achievement. What was it h headline. Almost a lot of things tha "How far have you studied English history, John?" inquired Miss Cross, the new governess, as she and John and sundry sisters settled down to their first lesson together. "Just as far as my history book is dirty, Miss Cross," said John. The public will regret that the "watch that made the dollar famous" is insolvent. Possibly the business was conducted too much on tick. YEH, I'M GONNA HAND MYSELF A LARGE EVENING, NEW YEAR'S EVE. SOME PARTY! I BOUGHT SOME STUFF FROM THE ELEVATOR BOY AT THE OFFICE! HE SAYS IT'S GOOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA START AT KELLY'S, HE'S GOTTA KEG OF STUFF HE'S BEEN WORKIN' ON SIX MONTHS: AWFUL WALLOP. HE'S GOT A CASE HE DOUGHT FROM THE JANITOR TOO! GOSH! AINT YOU AFRAID OF IT BILL? Saturday, December HERALD SUPSCRIPTION RATE One Month by Carrie One Year by Mail One Month by Mail Entered at the Postoffice in California, as second class THE ONCE OVER BY H. I. PHILLIPS The Innbradds on the "Quartet of Nations." "If this here Four Power Association of Nations succeeds in keeping the peace I'll be a greatly surprised man," said Ignatius Innbadd, after he had studied the Washington treaty for the forty-seventh time. "Quartets start wars, they don't end 'em,' declared Innbadd. "Quartets?" questioned Mrs. Innbadd. "Yes, quartets," returned Ignatius. "This Washington thing is a quartet of Nations, with Charlie Hughes as organist and that illustrious Boston citizen Henry Cabot Lodge pumping the organ. When an occasion for an ultimatum arises in the future the idea will be to say it with music." "Who's on the quartet?" asked Mrs. Innbadd. "England will sing bass, France will sing baritone, the United States will play the boy soprano, and Japan will act the sour tenor," replied Ignatius. "Won't it be worse than war?" asked the wife. "You said a cheekful," agreed Innbadd. "What about Italy and Holland and Belgium, and the other countries represented at the Washington conference? Don't they sing?" asked Mrs. Innbadd. "They'll be like the guys who used to edge up to the barroom quartets in the old saloon days and come in on the high notes of 'Sweet Adeline' if the quartet members didn't seem musy," explained Ignatius. "But, I don't grab how this Four Power League is going to function at all." remarked Mrs. Innbadd. 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Then Article 1. m nicate with one other understandability as Sprang with all her weight right on the spot from which the tapping came. She expected to break right through and seize Mrs. Grouse. But that was the time that Old Granny Fox was fooled. She didn't break through. No, sir, she didn't break through, not even when Reddy jumped with her. The crust was too hard. Of course the tapping had stopped. There wasn't a sound to tell that any one was under that crust. But this didn't fool old Granny Fox. She knew perfectly well that Mrs. Grouse was there and was keeping still. And so she was. Mrs. Grouse had heard Granny and Reddy Fox and she knew just what they were trying to do. She didn't know whether to hope that they wouldn't be able to break through the crust or hope that they would. Perhaps if she was all ready to fly she might get away if they broke through. But they didn't break through and they couldn't dig through, although they tried very hard. Finally they gave up in disgust and trotted away, still hungry and more cross than they were in the first place. Of course it was most provoking to be so close to a good dinner and not be able to get it. But poor Mrs. Grouse was no better off than before. She was so tired and frightened and hungry and weak that it began to seem to her as if there wasn't the least bit of hope in the world. But there was. There is always hope, even when there doesn't seem to be. It was so now. Mrs. Grouse was in terrible trouble, but she was going to get out of it, even if she didn't know how. Yes, sir, help was coming to her right when she least expected it. Next Story: Peter Rabbit and Mr. Sun Try to Help. Snap Shots By Henry James The grand jury decided to adjourn without staging an attack on the district attorney. Probably this was the greatest achievement of that body. "What was it hit Hearst?" asks a headline. Almost anybody could name a lot of things that ought to hit him. What about Italy and Romania in Belgium, and the other countries represented at the Washington conference? Don't they sing?" asked Mrs. Innbadd. "They'll be like the guys who used to edge up to the barroom quartets in the old saloon days and come in on the high notes of 'Sweet Adeline' if the quartet members didn't seem musy," explained Ignatius. But, I don't grab how this Four Power League is going to function at all, remarked Mrs. Innbadd. The Quartette of Nations will act to keep peace so far as all questions of the Pacific are concerned," explained Ignatius. "The four principals will act in concert to protect the insular possessions of one another. You know what an insular possession is, don't you? "Insular?" asked Mrs. Innbadd. "Insular," repeated Ignatius, "I know it has something to do with electricity," answered the wife. 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Miss —— of the movie may become a bride according to newspaper announcement. And nobody cares a ——. There is considerable nonsense current in relation to Devil's Gate dam. There has never been the slightest question as to the stability of the structure. Residents of the Wilshire district in Los Angeles object to the presence of a church. Evidently they regard themselves either as heyond reform or beyond the need of it. THOMPSON BROS. CONTRACTORS AND BUILDERS—JOB WORK A Prompt, Efficient and Courteous—See us before Estimates Furnished Residence 329 W. Amerige —Try The Herald Job Department For THEN WE'RE GOIN' UP TO EDDIE'S, HE'S MADE A LOT OF GIN OUT OF SPIRITS OF NITRE OR SORETHIN', AN' ALSO HE SAYS A GUY DLEW IN AN' SOLD HIT SOME SCOTCH DEAD CHEAP! IT'S GONNA BE SOME COO COO OF A NEW YEAR'S Boy! I WANT TH' SWELLEST BUNCH OF LILIES YOU'VE GOT IN TH' PLACE, SENT UP TO DILL STEWPIDS' HOUSE TO-MORROW!