anaheim-daily-herald 1921-12-02

PAGE TWELVE Published Daily Except Sunday By the Anaheim Printing and Publishing Co., Corner East Center and Emily Streets Anaheim, California. S. S. CONKLIN .....Publisher Dainty Silk UNDERWEAR We are carrying LUXITE goods in the finest silk jersey. They are offered at popular prices. Gowns in orchid maize and pink PETTIBOCKERS in brown, green, henna and blue. VESTS in pink, nile green and white. BLOOMERS in pink and white. CHEMISE all colors. Anaheim Corset Shop 215 W. Center St. Anaheim Between Our By Della M. S. It's a perilous time, that we don't want to forget itself to us according to There's more than one which it reflects. Everybody says that is deplorable in conduct outrageously, dresses swears, smokes, and goes when she can get the stalacious shows and morals in the enjoyment, and is a stranger and obedience. No one that this is true—of so much that there've always this type. What about perfumed wantons of nineteenth century girls' fection. In a yellow-1818 are these senten-girls of that day: "S with illiterate and disf who play cards at vastly than would buy books improve their minds; inordinate fondness dress, public amusement filled with the disorder profaneness, they burn licentious goddesses." But there were good as well. Let's not forget that does not easily get in she's with us, just the are honest girls. self thoughtful girls, never these qualities do not ant headlines. No, the whole world the 'demnition bout let's think that it is! VESTS in pink, nile green and white. BLOOMERS in pink and white. CHEMISE all colors. Anaheim Corset Shop 215 W. Center St. Anaheim Sale On Children's Hats $3.50 Children's Beaver Hats. Black, Brown and Navy. All sizes $3.50 at ... Children's Velvet Hats. Poke Bonnet Styles $2.00 all colors, at ... Children's Felt Hats $1.00 at ... THE PRINCE STORE ANAHEIM CALIF Corner Center and Lemon Streets. Saturday Specials! Malted Milk Bread . . . 12c Mandel Rings Have a Old Phultboy was a poor man he had giving order for some hadn't got what he or "Hodge!" yelled Philt time ago I asked you family with turkeys, "Yes, sir; thank you Hodge, touching his cowl" "And I told you I ones, not wild," cont. "Yes, sir; thank you Hodge, again touching" "Well, that last one was a wild turkey!" asperated buyer. "No, sir! begging it wasn't!" "But I found some screamed old Phultboy" "Well, sir, begging that was a tame bird shot was meant for me." Estes Snedecor, preternational Association Clubs, said at a lunar York: "I would not ogynist to our great Woman is the home home destroyer, and takes the latter view No fool is worthy to one ogynists the other of young Kail,' I said. a year and yet he wont do with women.' fool misogynist, 'is w a year'" Aarons had had perfect fire. Curtain to keep dust from served to carry the round the warehouse ened shop stepped condolences. "A bad job, Aaron he said—"a bad job "Bad job!" ejacul here; how would you Booth Tarkington Gerald du Maurier, well, is an Americanly when he was in him of Vesuvius "Well, anyway," "I'm sure you have vius in the United Malted Milk Bread . . . 12c Mandel Rings 35c Each Boston Bakery 201 E. Center St. Anaheim Phone 135W Herman Strandt 1104 West Center Street All kinds of Cement Work. Prices reasonable. Work Guaranteed. PAINTING APERING ROY A. TAYLOR All Work Guaranteed 210 N. Los Angeles St., Anaheim —Phone 26— Anaheim Sanitary Dairy Phone 268M Fresh Milk Delivered QUARTS 15c; PINTS 9c Morning and evening delivery BUY IT IN ANAHEIM. Between Ourselfs By Della M. Stewart It's a perilous time, the present. But we don't want to forget that life colors itself to us according to our thought. There's more than one facet from which it reflects. Everybody says that the 1921 girl is deplorable in conduct. She paints outrageously, dresses indecently, swears, smokes, and gambles, drinks when she can get the stuff, patronizes salacious shows and movies, forgets morals in the enjoyment of the minute, and is a stranger to reverence and obedience. No one could deny that this is true—of some girls. But there've always been girls of this type. What about the painted, perfumed wants of history? Even nineteenth century girls were not perfection. In a yellow-paged book of 1818 are these sentences about the girls of that day: "Society is filled with illiterate and dissipated females who play cards at vastly more expense than would buy books with which to improve their minds; they have inordinate fondness for gaming, public amusements. They are filled with the disorders of luxury and profaneness, they burn incense before licentious goddesses." But there were good girls in 1818 as well. Let's not forget that the good girl does not easily get into print. But she's with us, just the same. There are honest girls. self-denying girls, thoughtful girls, reverent girls. But these qualities do not make for blatant headlines. No, the whole world is not going to the "demnition boy-wows." Don't let's think that it is! Mister Horseley wich used to be here an whats down to Santa Ana with the News now sed he likes it down thare an they dont have no Santa Ana winds down thare, cause the News keeps things hummin so the wind dont get no chance to be hot, Mister Horseley an Mrs. Horseley used to live in the Clonial partments wich Mister Victor LaMont owns ware they wus sum towls swiped wun time. Mrs Horseley sed she didnt take them cause all her towls is got "H" on them an Misted LaMont sed it wus "H" the way they all dispeered. Nobuddy wus hurt. Jim dash I let Mister Thomas up to the Golden state nashmul bank have $2 doller yestiddy for a yeer. He sed he wood pay me 8 sents if I wood let him keep them wun yeer so I will if he will give me back the $2 dollers also which he will I gess. Jim dash Mister Epstein up to Mister Falkensteins wus to the city this mornin all by himself this time. Jim dash Mister Ahlborn sed wood evrybuddy please rite evrythink in English this Chrismuss so thare packidges cood be sent a way ware they belong. He sed if you cant reed an rite English you better ast sumbuddy to do it for you less your Christmuss presnts wood be out of luck agen this yeer. Mister Ahlbrn sed he thinks a bout 10 people out of every 50 what sends male dont no how to reed an rite an he sed sum of them maybe went to a nite school an can: rite in the day time. Jim dash Mister Louis Danz wich makes you think a bout music shaved his self this mornin with his towl he sed but I dont gess he did cause he dont look like he shaved with anythink. My father is got a new razer wich is a Durham like tobacker wich is Bull Durham. All you got to do is put the blade in a little thing an then you dont cut your self. Jim dash I ast Miss Carry whats she goin to get in her stockin for Christmas an she sed I dont no but I hope I wood get it full up for wunct in its life time. Jim dash The cheef sed I wood haff to make my news short an snappy now cause they are so menny ads for Christmas. I node sum snappy news but he woodnt let me rite it. — thirty — Little Stories for Bedtime By THORNTON W. BURGESS (Copyright by J. G. Lloyd) CHATTERER DECIDES TO LIVE But there were good girls in 1818 as well. Let's not forget that the good girl does not easily get into print. But she's with us, just the same. There are honest girls, self-denying girls, thoughtful girls, reverent girls. But these qualities do not make for blatant headlines. No, the whole world is not going to the "demnition boy-wows." Don't let's think that it is! Have a Smile Old Phultboy was annoyed. To help a poor man he had given him a standing order for some turkeys and he hadn't got what he ordered. "Hodgel!" yelled Phultboy. "Some time ago I asked you to supply my family with turkeys, didn't it?" "Yes, sir; thank you sir!" replied Hodge, touching his cap. "And I told you I wanted tame ones, not wild," continued Phultboy. "Yes, sir; thank you, sir!" replied Hodge, again touching his cap. "Well, that last one you sent us was a wild turkey!" stormed the exasperated buyer. "No, sir! begging your pardon, sir, it wasn't!" "But I found some shot in it!" screamed old Phultboy. "Well, sir, begging your pardon, sir, that was a tame bird all right. That shot was meant for me." Estes Snedecor, president of the International Association of Rotary Clubs, said at a luncheon in New York: "I would not admit a misogynist to our great organization. Woman is the home builder, not the home destroyer, and any man who takes the latter view of her is a fool. No fool is worthy to be a Rotarian. I was talking to one of these fool misogynists the other day. 'There goes young Kall,' I said. 'He's got $40,000 a year and yet he won't have anything to do with women.' 'That, said the fool misogynist,' is why he has $40,000 a year.'" Aarons had had a beautiful fire, a perfect fire. Curtains, hung ostensibly to keep dust from the shelves, had served to carry the flames right round the warehouse. Into the blackened shop stepped Umpstein, full of condolences. "A bad job. Aarons, mein friend," he said—"a bad job!" "Bad job!" ejaculated Aarons. "See here; how would you improve on it?" Booth Tarkington, according to Gerald du Maurier, who knows him well, is an American patriot. Recently when he was in Italy a native spoke to him of Vesuvius. "Well, anyway," said the Italian, "I'm sure you have nothing like Vesuvius in the United States." Mister Ahilborn sed wood evrybuddy please rite evrythink in English this Christmua so thare packidgesood be sent a way ware they belong. He sed they are so menny ads for Christmua. I node sum snappy news but he woodnt let me rite it. — thirty — Little Stories for Bedtime By THORNTON W. BURGESS (Copyright by J. G. Lloyd) CHATTERER DECIDES TO LIVE At FIRST Chatterer the Red Squirrel decided that he had rather die than live in a prison, no matter how nice that prison might be. It was a very foolish thing to do, but he made up his mind that he just wouldn't eat. He wouldn't touch that nice yellow corn Farmer Brown's boy had put in his prison for him. He would starve himself to death. Yes, and dark. He listened, but not a sound could be heard. Then he softly crept out and hurriedly examined all the inside of his prison once more. It was of no use! There wasn't a single place where he could use his sharp teeth. "There's that little pile of corn waiting for n.e.," whispered his stomach. "I'll never touch it!" said Chatterer fiercely. Just then he hit something with his foot and it rolled. He picked it up and then put it down again. It was a nut, a plump hickory nut. Two or three times he picked it up and put it down, and each time it was harder than before to put it down. "I—I—I'd like to taste one more nut before I starve to death," muttered Chatterer, and slost without knowing it he began to guaw the hard shell. When that nut was finished he found another, and when that was gone still another. Then he just had to taste a grain of corn. The first thing Chatterer knew the nuts and corn were all gone and his stomach was full. Somehow he felt ever so much better. He didn't feel like starving to death. "I—I believe I'll wait a bit and see what happens," said he to himself. "And while I'm waiting I might as well be comfortable." With that he began to carry the shavings and rags into the hollow stump and soon had as comfortable a bed as ever he had slept on. Chatterer had decided to live. Next Story: Farmer Brown's Boy Tries to Make Friends. Snap Shots By Henry James Russia is said to be about to purchase wheat. This is all right as an emergency measure but a better plan for an agricultural people is to raise wheat. For some reason the senate deferred voting on the seating of Newberry. The senators know how they intend to "A bad job, Aarons, mein friend," he said—"a bad job!" "Bad job!" ejaculated Aarons. "See here; how would you improve on it?" Booth Tarkington, according to Gerald du Maurier, who knows him well, is an American patriot. Recently when he was in Italy a native spoke to him of Vesuvius. "Well, anyway," said the Italian, "I'm sure you have nothing like Vesuvius in the United States." "We've got Niagara Falls," said Tarkington, "which could put the blame thing out in just about two minutes. Two men were sentenced by a self-appointed court to be hanged for horse stealing. The place selected for the execution was the middle of a bridge spanning a river. The first noose was tied insecurely and the prisoner dropped into the river, swam ashore and escaped. As the second rope was being adjusted the remaining culprit drawled out: "Say, fellows, make sure o' the knot this time, I can't swim." Not once that long day did he poke so much as the tip of his nose out of his little round doorway. Ever so many times Farmer Brown's boy came to see him and whistled and called softly to him, but Chatterer didn't make a sound. At last night came and the woodshed where his prison was grew dark and darker and very still. Now, it was about this time that Chatterer's stomach began to make itself felt. Chatterer tried not to notice it, but his stomach would be noticed, and Chatterer couldn't help himself. His stomach was empty and it kept telling him so. "I'm going to starve to death," said Chatterer to himself over and over. "I'm empty and there is plenty of food to fill me up if you'll only stop being silly," whispered his stomach. The more Chatterer tried not to think of how good something to eat would taste the more he did think of it. It made him restless and uneasy. He twisted and squirmed and turned. At last he decided that he would have one more look to see if he couldn't find some way to get out of his prison. He poked his head out of the little round doorway. All was still Snap Shots By Henry James Russia is said to be about to purchase wheat. This is all right as an emergency measure but a better plan for an agricultural people is to raise wheat. For some reason the senate deferred voting on the seating of Newberry. The senators know how they intend to vote, but are different about going on record. Senator Watson as a firebrand seems to have been extinguished. To the unbiased spectator, the attempt of the Nevada authorities to annul the divorce of a movie actress has the appearance of being a mean trick. No high esteem is placed upon the Nevada style of divorce, but when one has been procured, the grantors are the last who have a right to pick flaws in it. Friday, December 2, 1921. ERALD SUBSCRIPTION RATES One Month by Carrier $ .65 One Year by Mail $4.00 One Month by Mail $ .40 Entered at the Postoffice at Anaheim, California, as second-class matter. Rubber Tired Wagon FREE! On Saturday December 10th at 2:30 P.M. we will give away the fine Sherwood Spring Coaster in our window to the customer recording the nearest guess on the weight of the load held by the wagon. Your chance is as good as the next. Get your Christmas present free. Come in and register your guess. George B. Peck HARDWARE 206 W. Center St. At Lemon The Walnut Cafe and Confectionery The Walnut Cafe and Confectionery "ANAHEIM'S NEWEST CAFE" Open For Business With Everything To Eat and Drink. WE NEVER CLOSE Laine & Hardacre 185 W. Center St. Dependable Used Cars All in overhauled condition. Some have new paint, bumpers, spare tires and tire covers. New car prices are lower than four or five years ago, and used cars have hit bed rock. Reports from the East indicate that a rise in price of new cars from their present low level is likely to occur by early spring. 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