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Tuesday, May 3, 1921
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MY DEAR:—It hardly seems pos-
SOME MUSIC
"DO YOU EVER THINK OF ME?" fox trot, and "Souvenir" and "Ave Maria," violin solos, are the records we've added to our vacation collection this week from Hammel's Music Store 124 East Center street. Oh! and Gordon has bought a violin to compete with Jimmie's and Tom's tenor banjo and ukulele. There isn't a thing that Mr. Hammel has neglected to make our outing a musical success.
HERE'S JUST THE THING for the kiddies' vacation! At the Prince Store I bought the dearest little play rompers in brown and white for the children. They carry all sizes and I know you'll find them a great savings, motor trip is the soothing for wi-fi burn. One may toilet accessorie Pharmacy.
NO MAN WOULAST season's hats straw models at Shop. Billy John pair of pajamas silk negligee shirts and distinctive shirts can be. A ice you'll appl economy of Jacks.
I AM LOST Last week I drop sent Billy John
MY DEAR:—It hardly seems possible that our vacation is only two weeks off! Shopping in Anaheim is time spent so pleasantly as well as profitably that weeks slip by before we realize it. The wonderful spirit of co-operation between employer and employee and their policy of the greater friendship of business are both tending to make this the city of universal courtesy. In many cities shopping is a task to be shunned, but not in Anaheim. Here, where co-operation and service are cornerstones of the business policy, shopping soon becomes a pleasant pastime to be prolonged when possible. The merchants of Anaheim are united in promoting an admirable campaign built around the slogan—
"BUY IN ANAHEIM"
This week I shall answer the questions in your last letter and at the same time give you a few more suggestions of convenience and comfort from the merchants of Anaheim who are endeavoring to make our trip a perfect vacation.
THE CONFECTION OF THE AZTECS is the new cactus candy to be found only at Cherry Blossom Inn. We have bought several pounds of this most delicious candy made from the pulp and juice of the cactus. On a long dusty automobile trip you will find San Xavier crystallized cactus candy a real treat, always cool and refreshing.
MOTHER'S DAY
FOR MOTHER'S DAY why not send flowers? Colored carnations are really the only appropriate gift for the occasion. Just call Gates the florist, at 119 Illinois street, and by telegraph service he will have choice blooms of your own choosing delivered anywhere in the United States. Flowers, fresh and fragrant, are insistent reminders of loving thought from some dear one.
DAINTY-LUNCHEON SETS always delight the heart of Mary-Jo's 124 East Center street. Oh! and Gordon has bought a violin to compete with Jimmie's and Tom's tenor banjo and ukulele. There isn't a thing that Mr. Hammel has neglected to make our outing a musical success.
HERE'S JUST THE THING for the kiddies' vacation! At the Prince Store I bought the dearest little play rompers in brown and white for the children. They carry all sizes and I know you'll find them a great savings, of both expense and work, they're so easy to keep clean. For best I selected a few voile and organdie dresses for Jane from their new shipment just received. To complete a nifty suit of Mr. Prince's superior selection, I have bought myself a lovely georgette waist that would win the appreciation of any woman, an economy that manages to be graceful and effective with its artistically developed lines, worthy of more than passing note. And, last but not least, some wonderful Vanity Fair silk underwear.
NEW HATS
BEWITCHING AND BEWILDERING are the new hats at the Cable Millinery. Always smartly becoming and dear to every woman's heart is the transparent hat. With its large brim and big, perky ribbon bow right in front, this latest Cable creation is appropriate with almost any frock. Its ever shifting shadows only tend to make dreamy eyes the more enchanting.
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE such a change in a human being possible! The new corsets which Mrs. Taylor of the Anaheim Corset Company has fitted for me are certainly a treat. They are without doubt the most comfortable and satisfying corsets I have ever worn. She will give your figure the very best of lines. The Anaheim Corset Company, you know, is at 215 West Center street.
ANTI-SCRATCH
FOR DANDRUFF AND FALLING HAIR, Mme. Virgil at Milady's Beauty Shop is an authority. I always have her Marcel my hair as she gives an electrical scalp treatment first. You know then there is absolutely no danger of its being harmful, and besides, my experience has been that the wave stays in much longer and is more satisfactory, after one of Mme. Virgil's treatments.
BATHING TOGS
A WONDERFUL SWIM IN the last season's hats, straw models at Shop. Billy John pair of pajamas, silk negligee shirt and distinctive shirts can be. A ice you'll appreciate economy of Jacks.
I AM LOST
Last week I dropped Billy John's Jewelry Co.,ter street, as the repairing. It was Mr. Dutton had and it was well owed by Mr. Dutton ciency in every way amazingly reason.
GOOD
CONSTRUCTIOn for the children: Abram's Book Ster.street. Mr.A thing imaginable dren's books, fraternated "stories" picture books. Will amuse even youngsters for his ops hidden artist child.
THE BICYCLE will find at Wisf Store, West Ce their superior collar be able to select whether it be bra one of their "likes" bicycles. Riding "bikes" Buster in tion among l
I AM GLAD car to the splendour of the Auto Elec at Los Angeles s for batteries. Their line and with the electric is almost imposs services of a comi en transit, bu Maintenance Com your car, you nee have pronounced
A VERITABLl Holditch, 123 N street, carries a tools wrenches, for anything and
send flowers? Colored carnations are really the only appropriate gift for the occasion. Just call Gates the florist, at 119 Illinois street, and by telegraph service he will have choice blooms of your own choosing delivered anywhere in the United States. Flowers, fresh and fragrant, are insistent reminders of loving thought from some dear one.
DAINTY - LUNCHEON SETS always delight the heart of Mary-Jo's mother. At the Woman's Exchange, 124 East Center street, we found a new lot of stamped goods and among them buffet and luncheon sets with lovely motifs to be embroidered and hemstitched borders. Mary-Jo bought several to make for her mother as a mother's day gift.
A NEW DRESS FOR MOTHER is being designed by Mrs. Roberts of 313 East Broadway. She has woven into its delicate folds a new style note that is alluringly smart in the softer quieter lines which in their very charm fairly expresses the poise and personality of mother. As I have told you before, Mrs. Roberts' gowns always portray a combination of knowledge, experience and skill.
COLLAR SETS
KATHERINE E. GISS of North Lemon street, is making the dainty collar and cuff sets for mother's dress. Cleverly fashioned of palest organdie with hemstitched borders and piced edges they are the last word, and just the thing for summer frocks. Mrs. Giss also makes very attractive sets with handkerchief linen and lawn. You will find them always an acceptable gift.
JUNIOR INSISTS upon showing everyone the all leather beaded moccasins that he bought from the Anaheim Music & Novelty Co. Although they are to be a mother's day gift for me I was taken into his confidence long ere this and told with all the dignity befitting a little man of his years that he "got them" at a special price—only $2.00 per pair."
BATHING TOGS
A WONDERFUL SWIM IN the heat of the day is the very heart of camp life, at least for me. Could you then have resisted the attractive display of bathing suits in the S. Q. R. Store? Nor could I. Hence I am the proud possessor of a stunning model—the very latest in a bathing suit! They are able to supply you with any color or style you may desire and in buying it from the S. Q. R. Store, you may be assured that it is of the best. In the outing department of the S. Q. R. Store you'll find the most becoming styles in camp wearing apparel—outing togs that fairly make you want to tramp. For sport wear, either at the beach or in the mountains, S. Q. R. styles may be relied upon as authentic.
JOE LAUTENBACH, corner of Lemon and Center street, has just fitted us all with mountain boots. These high, laced shoes of strong leather, with long wearing foot-form soles are just the thing for hiking. At a glance they demand respect and seem, by their very sturdiness to insure the utmost protection when tramping over rocks, and through shrubs and underbrush in the mountains. Lautenbach's are also noted for their expert shoe repairing as they use only the very finest quality of materials. His work is most thorough and his prices more than reasonable.
FIX YOUR FACE
A COMBINATION night and day cream is to be found at the Anaheim Pharmacy. This Penslar double combination cream besides being excellent for sunburn is combination disappearing and cold cream. Invaluable on a hair, same Virgin at Milady's Beauty Shop is an authority. I always have her Marcel my hair as she gives an electrical scalp treatment first. You know then there is absolutely no danger of its being harmful, and besides, my experience has been that the wave stays in much longer and is more satisfactory, after one of Mme. Virgil's treatments.
A VERITARILLE Holditch, 123 N street, carries a tools wrenches, for anything and ter what your disditch has just tha will find one of mobile tool boxes ning board very your horn? Betry, and a good h as necessary for good brakes.
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Here’s a Most Interesting Story of
a Family Preparing for Their
Summer Vacations
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motor trip is their Benzoin, its soothing for windburn, chap or sunburn. One may find a full line of such toilet accessories at the Anaheim Pharmacy.
NO MAN WOULD WANT to wear last season’s hats after seeing the new straw models at Jackson’s Men’s Wear Shop. Billy John bought a half dozen pair of pajamas and some of the new silk negligee shirts that are as smart and distinctive as only Jackson’s shirts can be. After months of service you’ll appreciate the genuine economy of Jackson’s men’s wear.
I AM LOST without my watch. Last week I dropped and broke it, so sent Billy John right down to Dut.
take my word alone for it, drop in at the Cherry Blossom Inn and see for yourself.
A SPEEDSTER OF A TOURING car! That’s what Earl Farris of 226 South Los Angeles street makes. Impossible? Not at all. Auto top trimming is his line, you see. By means of an artistically designed, fancy cut-down top, he transforms a somber winter car into a gay summer sport car. Mr. Farris will make your sport top in any color to match your car.
AS SUMMER DRAWS NEAR we feel the necessity of having our cars gone over both inside and out. Why not have J. P. Probst, Auto Painting Shop, refinish your machine. As if by well known Brunswick tires. Although the guarantee is unusually high it is often that they have tire double it! When a person once used Brunswick tires, they always return for more. Furthermore, the success of the Anaheim Vulcanizing Works is assured, they are a growing concern Behind it lies just one reason—satisfied customers! People have come to know that the Anaheim Vulvanizing Works only sells the best, therefore anything they back must be good They have a reputation for always selling at the right price, too! Just combine the reputations of Brunswick tires and the Anaheim Vulcanizing Works—and—well as I said, their succ
last season's hats after seeing the new straw models at Jackson's Men's Wear Shop. Billy John bought a half dozen pair of pajamas and some of the new silk negligee shirts that are as smart and distinctive as only Jackson's shirts can be. After months of service you'll appreciate the genuine economy of Jackson's men's wear.
I AM LOST without my watch. Last week I dropped and broke it, so sent Billy John right down to Dutton's Jewelry Company, on East Center street, as they do expert watch repairing. It wasn't any time before Mr. Dutton had located the trouble and it was well on the road to recovery. Mr. Dutton's work spells efficiency in every way and his prices are amazingly reasonable.
GOOD BOOKS
CONSTRUCTIVE AMUSEMENT for the children may be found in Abram's Book Store, 116 West Center street. Mr. Abrams carries everything imaginable in the way of children's books, from beautifully illustrated "stories" to linen and paper picture books. Their painting sets will amuse even the most active youngsters for hours and often develop hidden artistic ability in a young child.
THE BICYCLE FOR BUSTER you will find at Wisser's Sporting Goods Store, West Center street. From their superior collection you will surely be able to select just what you wish, whether it be brand, spanking now or one of their "like new" cleverly rebuilt bicycles. Riding one of Wisser's "bikes" Buster is sure to attain distinction among his playfellows.
I AM GLAD that you took your car to the splendidly equipped shop of the Auto Electric Maintenance Co., at Los Angeles and Chestnut streets, for batteries. They are experts in their line and thoroughly familiar with the electric system of a car. It is almost impossible to secure the services of a competent auto electrician en transit, but if the Auto Electric Maintenance Company, has gone over your car, you needn't worry. If they have pronounced it O.K. it is!
FIXERS
A VERITABLE MR. FIX IT! J. P. Holditch, 123 North Los Angeles street, carries a full line of special tools wrenches, both large and small for anything and everything. No mat-
AS SUMMER DRAWS NEAR we feel the necessity of having our cars gone over both inside and out. Why not have J. P. Probst, Auto Painting Shop, refinish your machine. As if by magic Mr. Probst will change it from the wintry black to buff, blue, or any color of your choice. When the experts he employs have finished a car, it is next to impossible to distinguish it from new. Probst's workmanship is of the best and his prices are really very reasonable. The shop is at 115 West Adele street.
GEORGE B. PECK'S HARDWARE Store, 206 West Center street, seems to have everything for the camp and the home. Right there one may buy practically all their camping supplies such as gasoline stoves, cooking utensils, luncheon kits and camp fire grids. For the home he carries a full line of general hardware, all sorts of utensils and electric irons, etc.
NEVER WAS THERE SUCH A CAR! Studebaker owners do not hesitate to say that they drive a wonderful car. Experience has taught us that purchase price alone does not establish the true value of a car. But all merchants must now meet the demands for both fair prices and quality. The Studebaker was built to give unusual convenience and comfort, and through and through shows its superiority. The Studebaker gives that pride in ownership which is the greatest expression of automobile excellence. To buy a car from Harry D. Riley is a pleasure, to buy a Studebaker is too buy satisfaction in every sense of the word. It is not only the smooth running motor that delights us but the comfortable atmosphere of luxury that makes riding in a Studebaker just a joy!
WE ARE NOW PROTECTED in every way, against loss by fire, theft or collision. Billy John has just taken out accident insurance on the new car from M. E. Beebe, 207 East Center street. I think it is much the wisest policy as one never knows what might happen. The payments are a mere bagatelle as compared with the great benefit, reaped in case of misfortune.
of the Anaheim Vulcanizing Works is assured, they are a growing concern Behind it lies just one reason—satisfied customers! People have come to know that the Anaheim Vulvanizing Works only sells the best, therefore anything they back must be good They have a reputation for always selling at the right price, too! Just combine the reputations of Brunswick tires and the Anaheim Vulcanizing Works—and—well as I said, their success is assured. To safeguard against tire trouble on the trip have them equip your car with Brunswick tires.
NOW THAT VACATION DAYS are coming, for class day fancies and other "affairs" frocks and blouses must look their best. It means lots of fussing and sewing for you, but the Anaheim Laundry can relieve you on the most tiresome of these tasks, the washing and ironing. Bundle up the children's things with the rest of the family washing and send it to them They'll wash and iron them for you attend to the mending and return everything promptly, beautifully finished. Son and daughter will be delighted with the crisp clean touch of professional laundering and you'll have ever so much more time to enjoy their fun with them. Expensive? Not a bit. Try it this week and be convinced. Phone 18, their driver will call immediately.
YES, I KNOW that the Puritan Dry Cleaners of 220 East Center Street, can dye that suit for you. I have found their results to be simply phenomenal! I'll tell you a secret! That blue dress of mine which the girls have all admired so, is last years pink georgette dyed blue! You see their work is really exceptional.
WONDERFUL SALADS
THE WONDERFUL SALADS made by Mrs. Canby of the Blue Bird Shop, 135 West Center street, are famous! I should no more think of a picnic lunch without some of Mrs. Canby's salad than of a picnic without a lunch. Particularly cool and refreshing in hot weather is a delightful salad served for a dainty lunchcon. The Blue Bird Shop is noted for its unexcelled home cooking and cheerful atmosphere. Such delicacies as real home-made doughnuts, lemon pies, cakes and pastries are always to be found there.
METHINKS THAT STROUP'S Market on North Los Angeles street
is almost impossible to secure the services of a competent auto electrician en transit, but if the Auto Electric Maintenance Company, has gone over your car, you needn't worry. If they have pronounced it O.K. it is!
FIXERS
A VERITABLE MR. FIX IT! J. P. Holditch, 123 North Los Angeles street, carries a full line of special tools wrenches, both large and small for anything and everything. No matter what your difficulty may be, Holditch has just the tool to fix it. You will find one of their complete automobile tool boxes to fasten to the running board very handy. How about your horn? Better be sure than sorry, and a good horn from Holditch is as necessary for mountain driving as good brakes.
MY DEAR THEY ARE WONDERful! Why the steel-packeted, indestructible Therm-A-Jug, of course! You should never be without one. They are only $10. Imagine being able to carry a gallon of hot food such as veal fricasee, baked beans, or any delicious entree, and knowing that when you are ready to serve it, it will absolutely be at the same temperature as when placed in the jug. On warm days you may fill your Therm-A-Jug with sherbert or ice cream, iced coffee, ice tea or perhaps a cold salad and it will retain exactly the same temperature. It boasts of an ingenious cork-within-a-cork. Liquids may be poured without the slightest danger of spilling. A Therm-A-Jug is absolutely sanitary, may be as thoroughly and easily washed as any kitchen utensil. R. B. Ingram-of 114 South Lemon street, is the exclusive dealer.
YOU WHO ARE DESIRIOUS of good food will be overjoyed to know that Cherry Blossom Inn is serving a delicious toothsome merchants' lunch from eleven-thirty to two, just the time for the shoppers. Let me suggest for dessert one of their unsurpassed fountain specials. But don't luxury that makes riding in a Studebaker just a joy!
WE ARE NOW PROTECTED in every way, against loss by fire, theft or collision. Billy John has just taken out accident insurance on the new car from M. E. Beebe, 207 East Center street. I think it is much the wisest policy as one never knows what might happen. The payments are a mere bagatelle as compared with the great benefit, reaped in case of misfortune.
HAVEN't YOU EVER DRIVEN over rough mountain roads that seemed as if they would shake your car to pieces? How much would you have given right then to have a powerful spotlight that you might keep trained on the road ahead, thus avoiding many of the ruts and chuck-holes and perhaps saving a broken spring in the long run? Before we start this time you had better buy a spot light from Chas. H. Mann, 210 South Los Angeles street. At night they are of infinite value either as an aid to hard driving or in locating street or house numbers. Chas. H. Mann has a complete line of automobile and camping equipment and among them many things to interest you, I know.
YOU REMEMBER my telling you about that interesting young man, Joe Nichols, who makes veritable wonders from glass. Just as Henry Ford made a hit with his "made in U.S.A." Mr Nichols is creating considerable discussion in the motor realm with his tonneau shields "Made in Anaheim." Mr Nichols gives personal attention to the putting on and adjusting of his tonneau shields. He has experimented until he is able to produce what is usually a very expensive accessory for less than half the usual cost. Joe Nichols of the New Shop, 211 North Los Angeles street, will equip your car with tonneau shields for only $45 and he makes no charge for putting them on.
WHAT DO YOU THINK? The Anaheim Vulcanizing Works has just been appointed local agents for the Canby's salad than of a picnic without a lunch. Particularly cool and refreshing in hot weather is a delightful salad served for a dainty lunch-econ. The Blue Bird Shop is noted for its unexcelled home cooking and cheerful atmosphere. Such delicacies as real home-made doughnuts, lemon pies, cakes and pastries are always to be found there.
METHINKS THAT STROUP'S Market on North Los Angeles street is the most fascinating meat market I have ever seen. As they invite public inspection I should love to have you ask to be shown through. You will find it wonderfully interesting to see their own ice machine and cooling system, the big refrigerators and the iced pipes running through the cases. They seem to take a certain pride in keeping everything spotlessly clean so that it looks as though they had only taken possession a few weeks instead of years ago.
NUT BREAD SANDWICHES! Yes, the Boston Bakery, 201 East-Center street, is responsible for this delicious nut loaf, made round so that it can be easily and thinly sliced for dainty sandwiches. Nut bread is also one of the most nutritious foods you might eat. Our lunch box wouldn't be complete without nut bread sandwiches and the famous Boston Bakery cream puffs!
FRESH "EATS"
NO MATTER WHAT you may need in the grocery line, Kitchen's, 161 West Center street, can supply it Whether I go to the store personally or order over the phone, whether I send Jane with a note or Junior whom they always have to help to "member," the results are always equally gratifying. This morning I phoned my order and within an hour my kitchen was boasting of the best the market affords. Green peas and fresh asparagus that looks just too good to eat! Indeed, Anaheim is fortunate in having such a source of unlimited supply. Kitchen's prices are
Brunswick tires. Alquarantee is unusually often that they have tires When a person once uses tires, they always return furthermore, the success of Vulcanizing Works is are a growing concern. It just one reason—satisfi! People have come to Anaheim Vulvanizing sells the best, therefore back must be good. reputation for always the right price, too! Just reputations of Brunswick Anaheim Vulcanizing well as I said, their always the very lowest possible for the quality which he specializes in. Quality and service are Kitchen's watchwords.
THANKS to the Santa Fe cigars from the Palm Cigar Shop, 205 East Center street, the dinner last week ended successfully. The boys prefer Santa Fe to all other cigars for after dinner smoking, and we were all very glad as the girls all dislike the odor of a strong cigar. Billy John smokes these milder cigars almost entirely now.
NEW HOME
A BRAND NEW HOME that will be ready for occupancy upon her return in Goodale wedding present to shipment of rare cut glass when Gordon dropped in the other day. He of course, ordered several very beautiful pieces for Jean, a cut glass water pitcher, a dozen water glasses and a dozen cocktail goblets and severa fancy shaped bon-bon dishes. Hartfields' also have some exquisite hand-painted china.
AT THE SHOW
I KNEW THAT BOTH YOU and the children would enjoy the "Last to the Mohicans" at the Fairyland theater last week. It is a wonderful theater, isn't it? The music too, in such a treat. Their organist is such a fine musician that the music often
Comment on Today's News
By HENRY JAMES
In various cities of the country flaming hand bills have been distributed announcing "May Day Revolution Is Here." They call for the overthrow of the government. Nevertheless there is no revolution, and the government is as solid as any institution on earth. Doubtless it is true that professional haters of law and order, who froth at the mouth at the spectacle of prosperity, would be glad to see a revolution. Their chances of seeing one would be much better were they to go to Russia. Labor has grievances, and probably fancies that it has more than it really has. There are plenty of shipping on both coasts. Of course the extent of the loss certain to follow may not even be conjectured. Men have not yet found a very intelligent method of settling their wage disputes.
Probably for many years to come enterprising correspondents will continue to tell about the finding of Dorothy Arnold. There is no probability, however, that the young woman ever is to be found. Her mysterious disappearance was very real, and the mystery is as dark as in the beginning.
Seeking a divorce, a young woman explains that she was unable to live on the pay of an army officer. Dubtless many women far more cultured are managing to live on such salaries. She does not state the case fairly.
THAT STROUP'S North Los Angeles street fascinating meat market even. As they invite pubs should love to have be shown through. You wonderfully interesting to ice machine and cooling big refrigerators and the running through the cases. It take a certain pride in thing spotlessly clean so as though they had only ion a few weeks instead.
HOLLAND BARS American capital from participation in oil development in Sumatra. The restriction is aimed at Standard Oil. There could be no logical objection if all but Dutch capital were excluded, but this not being the case, the policy of the Dutch does not seem to be fair.
The federal trade commission has issued formal complaint against the United States Steel corporation. The complaint alleges unfair competition. The general public will be glad to see the matter tested. There have at times been reasons for thinking the steel corporation more potent than the government. The public hopes this is not the case.
Italy agrees with the United States on the important principle involved in the contest centering on Yap. There are reasons for believing that other powers will take a similar attitude.
There is reason to expect a tie-up
Seeking a divorce, a young woman explains that she was unable to live on the pay of an army officer. Doubtless many women far more cultured are managing to live on such salaries. She does not state the case fairly. What she means is that she believes it her right to be surrounded by luxuries provided without exertion on her part.
If there is any reason for betting on Dempsey to win the fight with the Frenchman, nobody doing so has a right to ascribe his conduct to patriotism. There was a time when Dempsey had a chance to fight for his country. He side-stepped. War had no charms for him, and apparently love of country did not grip him particularly. Carpentier went into the trenches for France.
"I've had furs and jewels and cannot get along without them," says an actress seeking $300,000 annual alimony from her third husband. But really she could get along without them. Others far more useful than the actress get along without them.
Our own opinion is that these little new republics will never get anywhere until they put Ford motors in em.
One reason why sin continues to be attractive in spite of everything is because it doesn't wear a long face.
Perhaps the packers' wage reductions are the cheaper cuts Palmer used to advise.
It may be that hootch will cure some disorders, but headache isn't one of them.