anaheim-bulletin 1959-05-11

MUTT AND JEFF — I'M BROKE AND, BESIDES, IT'S YOUR TURN TO BLOW! YEH, BUT WHY IN HERE? WOW! SIX BUCKS FOR A STEAK--COFFEE 40¢ WELL, JEFF, WHAT ARE YOU HAVING JEFF?--- VIRGIL — REPRESENT A GOVERNMENT INQUESTIGATING COMMITTEE-WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE INVESTIGATED? GEE! ALITTLE GUN LIKE YOU? SURE! THAT'S TERRIFIC! FEDERAL GOVERNMENT! NO, LOCAL... HE AND ME—I'M THE HEAD! MICKEY FINN — WELL, PHIL, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T SELL YOUR STOCK TO THAT FELLOW! WHY? HAVE YOU HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT HIM? NO-BUT THE STOCK HAS GONE UP TO 14 CENTS NOW! FOURTEEN? H-NOW DO YOU KNOW IT HAS? BECAUSE THAT TO PAY! I BOUGH THOUSAND SHARE MYSELF—THIS MORNING! WELL, PHIL, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T SELL YOUR STOCK TO THAT FELLOW! WHY? HAVE YOU HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT HIM? CENTS NOW! IT HAS? THOUSAND SHARE MYSELF—THIS MORNING! B.C. CLOUDES-MAJESTIC SHIPS OF THE SKY IMMACULATE SYMBOLS OF FANTASY, IN INFINITE PARADE. CREATIVE STIMULUS TO MAN'S IMAGINATION. DIXIE DUGAN I JUST INHERITED THE LOT, MISTER—I HAVEN't Had Time To Make Up My Mind What I Want To Do With It. IF YOU DECIDE TO SELL, I WILL HANDLE THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY TO BUY — MY GARD? WHY WOULDN'T HE TELL ME WHAT HE WANTED IT PER? WHY SHOULD HE? THE WAY YOU CROSS-EXAMINED HIM MADE HIM FEEL LIKE A CRIMinal. RIVETS— SKT! LIE DOWN! ROLL OVER... THE JACKSON TWINS WHAT'S HAPPENING JILL? THEY'RE MATCHING THE FINGERPRINTS WE GOT FROM SANDY WITH THE ONE THEY POUND ON THE CASH BOX! SAME PRINT, NO QUESTION ABOUT IT! SO IT WAS SANDY...TAKING IT OUT ON THE TWINS BECAUSE THE GIRLS ALL STUCK WITH THEM! WHAT NOW, CHIEF? IT'S BEETH YOU AND FROM HE YOU HANDLE WALLS. RED RYDER — YOU GO, YAQUI JOE! SOME AMIGOS I HAVE THE DEEBNEES TO TAKE CARE OF! WE'LL MISS YOU, YAQUI! THANKS FOR HELPING ME GET RID OF THAT FEMALE BLACKMAILER! BUT I HOPE YOU'LL GIVE UP BEING A BANDIT AND GO TO WORK! WORK!! AMIGOS DON'T SAY THAT WORD. EET EES TOO SERIOUS A MATTER TO JOKE ABOUT! By Al Smith THE BERRYS — PETER, WHY DID YOU COME IN THE BACK WAY? I HAD TO DUCK THROUGH THE ALLEY! WHY? I SAW OGRAND COMING DO THE STREET By Len Kleis HOW LOCAL CAN YOU GET! JOE PALOOKA — CLIFF IS DROWNING AND PANICKY... NHOBBY IS TRYING DEPERATELY TO RESCUE HIM... REVEREND — MY! YOU'RE ALL DRESSED UP, JACLYN, WHAT'S ... MON TOOK TO DOCT THOUSAND SHARES MYSELF—THIS MORNING! ANK COMARD By Johnny Hart E STIMULUS IMAGINATION. I WONDER WHAT THEY ARE? By McEvoy and Striobel WAY SHOULD HE? THE WAY YOU CROSS-EXAMINED HIM DEEH FEEL E A CRIMINAL FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS IS A BIG DOWN PAYMENT— SURE IT IS—and I AM TO FIND OUT WHY HE WRITS IT SO BAD! THINK YOU'D BETTER KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF THIS— By George Sixte TWIN EARTHS — THE DAYS FOLLOWING TINA BLAKE'S RESCUE ARE HARROWING ONES FOR HER MOTHER, LAURA IF ONLY I DIDN'T KNOW CHRIS IS THE PERSON TOM AND THE OTHER VENUTIANS ARE SEEKING! MARK TRAIL — WEVE BEEN HERE THREE DAYS, DAD, AND YOUVE CAUGHT NO FISH...I THINK IT'S A MISERABLE PLACE!... I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO GO HOME! SUPERMAN — YOU CLAIM YOU CAN READ MINDS. WELL, PROVE IT BY READING MINE! LET'S SEE IF YOU'RE LYING OR NOT, YOU COLD-BLOODED CRUEL DEVIL FROM SPACE, WITH THE SILLY NAME. THE SAINT — HIS EYES ARE AS DAZZLING AS THE GUN IN A BLUE GOY BY DICK BROOKS WHAT NOW, CHIEF? IT'S BETWEEN YOU AND HER FROM HERE ON! YOU HANDLE HER WALLY! AND YOU KIDS CAN OPEN UP YOUR CANTED BARN AGAIN WHENEVER YOU WANT! THE SAINT — HIS EYES ARE AS DAZZLING AS THE SUN IN A BLUE SKY, O YAMU! AND AT HIS TOUCH, I FELT MY FLESH TURN TO WATER! PEANUTS — YOU'RE WISHY-WASHY, CHARLIE BROWN! AND, BESIDES THAT, YOU'R SPINELESS AND COWARDLY. WORK! AMIGOS... DON'T SAY THAT WORD. EET EES TOO SERIOUS. MARTER TO Joke About! ONE TIME I TRY WORK... THEN I TRY NOT TO WORK...I FIND I LIKE NOT WORKING THE BEST! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? OH,NOTHING MUCH... IM JUST TRYING TO GIVE CHARLIE BROWN A LITTLE DESTRUCTIVE CRITICISM! Monday, May 11, 1939 Ancholm (Cal.) Bulletin—B. By Carl Grubert WHY? I SAW O'GRADY COMING DOWN THE STREET! ARE YOU MAD AT HIM? NO BUT THEIR BABY IS THE SAME AGE AS OURS...ISN'T HE? SO? WELL, FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELE HIS BABY HAS TWO TEETH AND MINE HAS NONE! By Ham Fisher CRACK! OH, KUOBBY—THANK HEAVEN...YOU SAVED HIS LIFE...YOU'RE WONDERFUL! STOP!! WHERE'S MYLISH? I WANT TO SEE HIM! By Bill O'Malley THE BIG OCCASION? MOMMY TOOK ME TO THE DOCTOR! AND I HAVE NO MORE GERMS-- I ONLY HAVE A VIRUS! TOOK ME TO THE DOCTOR! HAVE NO MORE GERMS... By Oscar Labeck VENUSIAN AGENTS CAN MAKE ME REVEAL MY THOUGHTS WHENEVER THEY SIGNAL! I CAN'T PROTECT CHRIS MUCH LONGER IF ONLY I DIDN'T KNOW CHRIS IS THE PERSON TOM AND THE OTHER VENUTIANS ARE SEEKING! I CAN THINK OF ONLY ONE WAY TO HIDE MY THOUGHTS! By Ed Dodd THE MAIL PLANE WILL BE IN TOMORROW AFTER LUNCH, AND WE'll GO OUT ON IT! I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO GO HOME! YES, EVE, I SUPPOSE THERE'S NO POINT IN STAYING...I'LL REPORT TO MY FISHING FRIENDS THAT THIS ISN'T THE PLACE WE WANT. TO PATRONIZE! GOOD... I'LL START PACKING! By Wayne Boring YOU SUSPECT I AM LYING! YOU THINK I AM COLD-BLOODED, YOU CONSIDER MY OBJECTIVITY CRUEL. IN YOUR PREJUDICED OPINION, I AM A DEVIL FROM SPACE. MY NAME, THOUGH RESPECTED AND FAMED ON MANY PLANETS, APPEARS SILLY TO YOU! CONVINCED, SUPERMAN? YES. AND I'D HATE TO BE ABLE TO READ YOUR MIND RIGHT NOW! By Leslie Charteris EYES ARE AS ZZLING AS THE N IN A BLUE SKY, AMU! AND AT TOUCH, I FELT FLESH TURN TO WATER! PERHAPS, O DELA! BUT BRING ME SOON GREATER PROOFS THAT HE IS' A GOD! WHATEVER'S THE REASON WHY THE HIGH PRIEST IS SO INTERESTED IN ME, I'D BETTER HURRY UP AND HOOK NIM WHILE HE'S NIBBLING... By Schulz AND, BESIDES THAT YOU'RE SPINELESS AND COWARDLY! Enjoy the Lively, Delicious, Satisfying Flavor of Wrigley's Spearmint Chewing Gum. Buy some today. CHECK YOUR PLACE FOR THE THINGS OTHER FAMILIES ARE WAITING TO PAY YOU GOOD MONEY FOR. THEN DIAL A FRIENDLY, HELPFUL CLASSIFIED AD WRITER AT PR 4-7870 WRIGLEYS SPEARMINT CHEWING GUM