anaheim-bulletin 1959-05-05

MUTT AND JEFF — MUTT THAT'S NOT THE PROPER PLACE FOR YOUR NAPKIN! IF I PUT IT ON MY LAP THE FOOD GETS ON MY CHEST! -AND IF I PUT IT ON EST THE FOOD IN MY LAP! VIRGIL — POP-DID ANYONE IN OUR FAMILY EVER LIVE IN TREES? WELL-DARWIN SAVS 'YES' BUT THERE ARE OTHER THEORIES. LET'S GO TO THE LIBRARY AND STUDY THE HISTORY OF MAN. THERE! IT TOOK HOURS-BUT ILL BET YOU LEARNED SOMETHING! ALL I WANT TO KNOW WHY TO DO A TREE HOUSE PUBLIC LIBRARY MICKEY FINN — AND THEN YOU WENT DOWN AND TALKED WITH JOHN MSCLUSKEY, THE BROKER? YEAH! SO I KNOW IT'S STILL WORTH TEN CENTS A SHARE! HE LOOKED IT UP FOR ME! YOUR HUSBAND BOUGHT YOU SOME STOCK YESTERDAY, MRS. MSCLUSKEY? YES! AND I'M SO THRILLED OVER IT! IT'S THE FIRST TIME HE EVER HAS DONE IT! IS THAT SO? WHAT DID SHE SAY THE NAME OF IT WAS AGAIN? AND THEN YOU WENT DOWN AND TALKED WITH JOHN MCCLUSKEY, THE BROKER? YEAH! SO I KNOW IT'S STILL WORTH TEN CENTS A SHARE! HE LOOKED IT UP FOR ME! YOUR HUSBAND BOUGHT YOU SOME STOCK YESTERDAY, MRS. MCCLUSKEY? YES! AND I'M SO THRILLED OVER IT! IT'S THE FIRST TIME HE EVER HAS DONE IT! IS THAT SO? WHAT DID SHE SAY THE NAME OF IT WAS AGAIN? B.C. — WHY DO CREEKS ALWAYS FLOW DOWNSTREAM, AND NEVER UPSTREAM? FOR THE SAME QUESTIONS ALWAYS OUT OF YOUR AND NEVER DIXIE DUGAN I HEREBY GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE SUM OF ONE DOLLAR — AND I DON'T CARE — WHEN I FOUND OUT MOTHER WAS ALIVE SOME-THING HAPPENED TO ME — I DIDn't KNOW HOW MUCH I CARED—HOW COULD I POSSIBLY WANT ANYTHING MORE? I — I DID A BLIGHT LAST PA RUTHE RIVETS — BUT, MOM...! THIS IS TERRIBLE !... MY TV PROGRAM IS ON! GOOD DOG THE JACKSON TWINS IT'S ALL SET FOR AFTER GYM JILL/ THE KIDS HIDDEN IN THE LITTLE "PHYS. ED" OFFICE IN THE CORRIDOR! I HOPE WE CAN CATCH HER AFTER MOST OF THE KIDS HAVE LEFT! LATER YOU GET ON ONE SIDE OF HER JILL, AND ILL TAKE THE OTHER! THEN WE CAN DRAAG HER IN IF WE HAVE TO! RED RYDER — YAQUI-JOE... HOW DO IT HAPPEN YOU DON'T MARRY AND HAVE A FAMILY AND CHILDREN? AH, SENOR RED I SAWWY... ME VERY BAD BANDITO, YOU THE ENK. YEP, I DO! HIM GOOD BAD MANNA! BUT I ALREADY HAVE THE MANY KEEDS! By Al Smith THE BERRYS — PETER, WAKE UP! I HEARD JIMMIE SIGHT... SEE IF HES OKAY! HES SOUND ASLEEP! ALL RIGHT, DEAR... THANKS... Z-Z By Len Kleis ALL I WANTED TO KNOW WAS HOW TO BUILD A TREE HOUSE NOT REALLY! PUBLIC LIBRARY JOE PALOOKA — REMEMBER, WALSH...THIS IS A NO-HOLDS-BARRED BATTLE... WHEN I STRIKE YOULL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT YOU? AHH! WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP, CLIP? KITTY'S MINE! MEBBE I OU BE YORE BOO UNTIL YER MARRIED ON JUNE BRD. By Lank Leonard IS THAT SO? WHAT DID SHE SAY THE NAME OF IT WAS AGAIN? AMUKTA LIMITED! REVEREND — ALS DINER GOOD EATS LET'S HAVE A CUppa COFFEE, REVEREND ALS DIN IS THAT SO? WHAT DID SHE SAY THE NAME OF IT WAS AGAIN? AMURTA LIMITED! By Johnny Hart FOR THE SAME REASON THAT QUESTIONS ALWAYS FLOW OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, AND NEVER YOUR MIND! By McEvoy and Striebel I...I'D LIKE TO MAKE A BLIGHT CHANGE IN THAT LAST PARAGRAPH, MR. RUTHERFORD I UNDERSTAND, MRS. HACKETT By George Sixta GOOD DOG! ALS DINER GOOD EATS NOW BUFFER MANAGEMENT! LET'S HAVE A CUPPA COFFEE, REVEREND TWIN EARTHS — GOOD LUCK, MR. BLAKELY! MISS BLAKELY, I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING IT HERE! MARK TRAIL — EVEN IF VENUSIAN AGENTS ARE AROUND, SAVING TINA MORE THAN MAKES UP FOR THE RISK OF USING THAT GALAXELECTRO POWER AGAIN! BUT ON SEES C 50 C DOES POWE SUPERMAN — DON'T LET THAT Giant Snowball Crush Us! OBSERVE CLOSELY! GOOD DOG! SHOT BY FIELD ENTERPRISE INC. By Dick Brooks THEN WE CAN DRAG HER IN IF WE HAVE TO! HERE GOES! SANDY CAN WE TALK TO YOU A SEC? THE SAINT — SO YOUR NAMES DELA, AND YOU'RE A FRIEND. GRACIAS IT'S NICE TO KNOW YOU! TU HABLA ME, YO HABLA XAMU! PEANUTS I ALREADY THE MANY KEEDS. HUN? MY PA-PA HEEM DIE AND GEEVE ME THE MANY KEEDS, AND ME... I LOVE EVERY LEETLE BILLY-GOAT! PEANUTS JUST THINK CHARLIE BROWN SOMEDAY SOME POOR GIRL WILL MARRY YOU... THEN SHELL BE STU YOU FOR THE REST LIFE! TRAPPED! DO Tuesday, May 5, 1959 Anaheim (Col.) Bulletin—B-7 By Carl Grubert HE'S SOUND ASLEEP! ALL RIGHT, DEAR... THANKS... Z-Z THUD HUGH Z By Ham Fisher AHH! WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP, JUFF? KITTY'S NINE! MEBBE I OUGHTTA BE YORE BODYGUARD UNTIL YER MARRIED ON JUNE BAD... FERGET IT HUMPH...I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY SELF...HE'S JUST A SILLY KID! LATER, AT THE MUNICIPAL GOLF CLUB... THERE THEY ARE... I'll GET KNOCKBY WHEN HE'S ON THE FAIRWAY! By Bill O'Malley ALS DINER GOOD EATS NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT DID AL SELL THE BUSINESS? NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT NO--HE GOT MARRIED! ALS DINER GOD EATS NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT DID AL SELL THE BUSINESS? NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT NO--HE GOT MARRIED! EATS NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT By Oscar Lebock THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT... IT'S DEADLY HERE! IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO...I'M NOT MUCH OF A TENNIS PLAYER, BUT I'LL TRY OR... MR. TRAIL, IF YOU'VE BEEN ASKED TO ENTERTAIN ME, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER...I'M NOT INTERESTED! By Ed Dodd HUSIAN AGENTS SAVING TINA MAKES UP FOR USING THAT ECTRO POWER IN! BUT ONE PERSON SEES CHRIS RETURN SO CANNON DOES HAVE OUR POWER UNIT! IT'S...IT'S OUR DUTY TO...TO KILL HIM, BUT HE'S JUST SAVED OUR DAUGHTER'S LIFE! By Wayne Boring CROUCHED IN THE PATH OF THE LOOMING SNOW COLOSSUS, SUPERMAN BLASTS (GASP!) IT...IT MELTED! WE GOT OUR ANKLES A LITTLE DAMP...BUT I'M SURE YOU WON'T MIND, FOR THE SAKE OF THE DEMONSTRATION! CROUCHED IN THE PATH OF THE LOOMING SNOW COLOSSUS, SUPERMAN BLASTS ANNY AT IT WITH THE SEARING HEAT OF HIS AMAZING X-RAY VISION! WE GOT OUR ANKLES A LITTLE DAMP... BUT I'M SURE YOU WON'T MIND, FOR THE BAKE OF THE DEMONSTRATION. By Leslie Charteris TU NABLA ME, YO NABLA XAMU! I TALK TO YOU, YOU TALK TO XAMU... EVEN IN PIDGIN SPANISH, I GET IT. WHAT ELSE DID HE SEND YOU FOR? By Schulz THEN SHELL BE STUCK WITH YOU FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE! TRAPPED! DOOMED!! OH, IF THERE WERE ONLY SOME WAY TO WARN HER... BEWARE! BEWARE!!