anaheim-bulletin 1959-05-02

MUTT AND JEFF — NOW WAIT A MINUTE, STRANGER! I HAILED THIS CAB! I BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR, I CALLED THIS CAB, FIRST! VIRGIL — YEAH-A STOLE! MY FATHER GAVE IT TO MY MOTHER FOR HER BIRTHDAY! HE'S IN THAT BUSINESS, Y'KNOW. MICKEY FINN — THEN YOU HAVEN't HEARD ANY FAYORABLE RUMORS ABOUT IT, MS CLUSKEY? NO! FRANKLY, PHIL, I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE STOCK-UNTIL YOU TOLD ME YOUR STORY! WELL, THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR TROUBLE, JOHN! WHEN I'M READY TO SELL ILL LET YOU KNOW! OKAY, PHIL! ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP! THEN YOU HAVENT HEARD ANY FAYOKABLE RUMORS ABOUT IT, MS CLUSKEY? NO! FRANKLY, PHIL, I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE STOCK-UNTIL YOU TOLD ME YOUR STORY! WELL, THANKS A LOT FOR YOUR TROUBLE, JOHN! WHEN I'M READY TO SELL, ILL LET YOU KNOW! OKAY, PHIL, ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP! B.C. — THERE! LET IT BE SAID THAT PETER'S BRIDges SPAN EVERY KNOWN WATERWAY IN THE WORLD DIXIE DUGAN TO PREFACE THE READING OF MRS. HACKETT'S WILL, I'D LIKE TO DAY THAT THIS, TO MY KNOWLEDGE AS PERIMAS THE FIRST TIME A WELL HAS BEEN READ BEFORE THE CONOR WHO PRESSED ANSWER— PROCEED, MR. RUTHERFORD! AND WITH A RED FACE AND MANY THANKS, I HAVE BEEN MENTIONED FIRST—QUOTE—TO MY FAITHEL LAWYER, ROBERT RUTHERFORD, I HERSHEY BIGGARTH NOO SHARES OF LINO IMPROVEMENT! — TO MY SON, I GIVE MY OLD IT IS BADLY IN—THIS HE MUST OF HIS BROW—TO LIFT A HAM NOT A BOTTLE. RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS NOW WHAT COULD YOU EVER PO THAT COULD POSSIBLY HELP US? THAT WAS A PRETTY WILD FRAME-UP AND I THINK I KNOW WHO DID IT... JUST LIKE YOU PROBABLY DO! I SAW A CAR FUL OF KIDS NEAR PILLON'S WHEN I LEFT HER! BUT HERE'S WHAT I WANTED TO SAY! THAT LADY TOLD WALLY SHE HEARD TWO GIRLS... TWO PREFERENT VOICES! YOU TWO SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME! RED RYDER — YAQUIL-JOE, MY FRIEND--YOU'VE GOT ME MIGHTY EMBRARRASSER! BUT WHY, AMIGOT ONLY AM I HERE TO TELL YOU THE BEEG FAIR I MAKE THE DO FOR YOU! I SAVVY-- BUT I HAPPEN TO BE DEPUTY SHERIF AND ITS MY DUTY TO ARREST YOU! SI, AMIGOL-EET EES YOUR DUTY--I AM THE BAD BANDITOR! By Al Smith THE BERRYS — WHEE! NOW THE TRAPEZE DAD! OK JUICE ON AN ATHA AL By Len Kleis IS IN THAT BUSINESS, Y'KNOW EDDIE'S FATHER IS IN THY FUR STEALIN' BUSINESS JOE PALOOKA — KITTY PARLIN', MY WORRIES ARE OVER...A FAWNSS PSYCHILOGIST GUARANTEED WE'LL BE HAPPY IN SPITE OF OUR AGE DIFFERENCE! I NEVER DOUBTED OUR MARRIAGE WILL SUCCEED KNOBBY DEAR! By Lank Leonard OKAY, PHIL! ALWAYS AD TO HELP! HMMM! AMUKTA LIMITED—AND ONLY TEN CENTS A SHARE! I WONDER IF THAT FELLOW WHO CAME TO SEE HIM REALLY DID KNOW SOMETHING? REVEREND — GEE... I WISH I LIVED IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS OKAY, PHIL! ALWAYS LAD TO HELP! HMMM! AMUKTA LIMITED—AND ONLY TEN CENTS A SHARE! I WONDER IF THAT FEELLOW WHO CAME TO SEE HIM REALLY DID KNOW SOMETHING? By Johnny Hart YOU ABOMINABLE LITTLE FINK! By McEvey and Striebel A RED MANY HAVE TIONED TE—TO LAWYER, HERFORD, BREATH, OF LIVO ENT— —TO MY SON, STEVEN HACKETT, I GIVE MY OLD HOUSE, KNOWING IT IS BADLY IN NEED OF REPAIR —THIS HE MUST DO BY THE SWEAT OF HIS BRON- USING HIS MUSCLE TO LIFT A HAMMER AND NOT A BOTTLE— By George Sixte REVEREND — GEE... I WISH I LIVED IN THE GOOD OL DAYS TWIN EARTHS — TINA, BABY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I'M FINE, MOMMY HOW DID Y GET BACK THE BEAC MARK TRAIL — I'VE GOTTEN THE IDEA THAT BLAKELY WILL DO WHAT HIS DAUGHTER SAYS, JOHNY, SO WE'LL HAVE TO SEE THAT SHE ENJOYS IT HERE! WELL, MY FREN, I SEE DAT MISTA BLAKELEE CATCH R JOU SEE DAT MIS HAVE BEES TIME SUPERMAN — YOU... YOU'RE DRAWING THE POLAR BEAR TOWARD US WITH AN AMAZINGLY STRONG INTAKE OF SUPERBREATH! By Dick Brooks YOU TWO SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME! IF IT WAS YOU IT WOULD DA SOUNDED LIKE ONLY ONE GIRL PONY THE TALKION! HEY HE'S RIGHT JILL! THE SAINT — I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, GRETA! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS—AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY EYE-GOUGING CONTESTS—YOU CAN STILL AMAZE ME! I AM A REALIST AND I AM ALSO YOU SHOULD RE-A GOOD SPORTHESE CONTEST FAR YOU HAVE ENDED AS THE PEANUTS AMIGOL BEES YOUR I AM THE BANDITO IM GLAD YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE THE BITILATION. SI I AM ALSO SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WE ARE ON INDIAN LAND! YOUR BADGE-HEEM NO GOOD! AND THEN WENT ON TO WIN BY THE OVERWHELMING SCORE OF SIX HUNDRED ID NOTHING! WITH SUPERB PITCHING POWERFUL HITTING, THE COMPLETELY DOMINATED HAPLESS OPPOSITION Saturday, May 2, 1950 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin—B-8 By Carl Grubert NOW THE TRAPEZE DAD! OKAY, JUST ONCE AND THAT'S ALL! GEE, YOU'RE STRONG DAD! NOW! OH, NO! THIS TIME I'M GOING TO QUIT WHILE I'M AHEAD! By Ham Fisher I NEVER POUBTED OUR MARRIAGE WILL SUCCEED KNOBBY DEAR? WE'RE BOTH MATURE ENOUGH TO KNOW WE'LL HAVE PROBLEMS... BUT WE WILL SOLVE THEM INTELLIGENTLY? THEY'LL BE PINE TOGETHER! AHEM... I'D GLADLY GIVE UP MY LONGTIME BACHELOR-NOOD FOR A GIRL LIKE THAT! By Bill O'Malley I WISH I LIVED IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS JUST WHICH PERIOD OF TIME DO YOU MEAN... RICKY... BY THE GOOD OL' DAYS? THE DAYS BEFORE SOAP 'N' WATER! I WISH I LIVED IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS JUST WHICH PERIOD OF TIME DO YOU MEAN...RICKY... BY THE GOOD OL' DAYS? THE DAYS BEFORE SOAP 'N' WATER! I'M FINE, MOMMY HOW DID YOU GET BACK TO THE BEACH? SOMETHING THAT LOOKED LIKE A MAN FLEW OVER ME AND CARRIED ME TO THE SHORE. THEN IT FLEW AWAY INTO THE DARKNESS... JUST LIKE A BIRD! THE PERSON WHO HAS THE STOLEN VENUSIAN POWER UNIT...BUT HOW COULD HE KNOW TINA WAS LOST? HE IDEA THAT NO WHAT HIS JOHNNY, SO SEE THAT IT HERE! HOLD ON A MINUTE, JOHNNY! WHY ME? YOU GOOD LOOKIN' YOUNG BUCK, AND WHEN YOU WANT TO, YOU HAVE QUITE A WAY WITH DE LADIES! WELL, MY FREN, I SEE DAT MISTA BLAKELEE CATCH FEESH ... YOU SEE DAT MISS EVE HAVE BEEN TIME... By Wayne Boring YOU'RE THE POLAR AND US WITH SILLY STRONG SUPER-TH! IT'S WILD WITH ANGER! DO SOMETHING! GET RID OF IT! THE MAN OF STEEL EXHALES WITH HURRICANE FORCE, AND... IT'S HELPLESSLY SKIDDING BACK OUT OF SIGHT! MR. SPACE MAN, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET! By Leslie Charterl I AM A REALIST, SIMON! AND I AM ALSO WHAT YOU SHOULD RECOGNIZE -A GOOD SPORT! IN THESE CONTESTS, SO FAR YOU HAVE ALWAYS ENDED AS THE WINNER! BUT YOU NEVER STOPPED TRYING TO GET EVEN! YES. BUT IT IS A WOMAN'S FATAL WEAKNESS TO WISH FOR FINAL DEFEAT-BY THE RIGHT MAN! By Schulz "WITH SUPERB PITCHING AND POWERFUL HITTING, THEY COMPLETELY DOMINATED THEIR HAPLESS OPPOSITION." "HAPLESS OPPOSITION... INSIGHT THE SPORTS PAGE IS THE CRUDEST PAGE IN THE PAPER..."