anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-30

C-8—Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin Thursday, April 30, 1959 MUTT AND JEFF — Z-Z Z SIP! RING-G Z-Z HELLO! MUTT, TE VIRGIL — YOU REALLY LOVE NATURE - DON'T YOLL VIRGIL? OH-YES, INDEED! I'll bet you know the names of every tree in this forest. OF COURSE — MICKEY FINN — SO THAT'S WHAT HE WAS AFTER YOUR THOUSAND SHARES OF STOCK! AND HE ONLY OFFERED YOU $50?" THAT'S ALL! FIVE CENTS A SHARE! NATURALLY I TOLD HIM I WASN'T INTERESTED! IT'S WORTH TEN CENTS A SHARE, ISN'T IT, PHIL? SURE! HE WAS JUST HOPIN' I NEeded MONEY-AND THAT HE COULD MAKE A FAST FIFTY BUCKS! HE MAY HAVE HAD MORE REASON THAN THAT, PHIL! MICKEY FINN — SO THAT'S WHAT HE WAS AFTER—YOUR THOUSAND SHARES OF STOCK! AND HE ONLY OFFERED YOU $50? THAT'S ALL! FIVE CENTS A SHARE! NATURALLY I TOLD HIM I WASN'T INTERESTED! IT'S WORTH TEN CENTS A SHARE, ISN'T IT, PHIL? SURE! HE WAS JUST HOPIN' I NEeded MONEY-AND THAT HE COULD MAKE A FAST FIFTY BUCKS! HE MAY HAVE HAD MORE REASON THAN THAT, PHIL. B.C. — YOUVE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD, PETER! RUN ALONG AND GET SOME REST. I'LL PUT YOUR BRIDGE IN FOR YOU! SURE IS A NICE GESTURE, ESPECIALLY BY A GUY WHO HATES WATER. HATES WATER? THAT JUST DOESN'T FIGURE. DIXIE DUGAN NO, I'M NOT—I'M VERY MACH ALMIE, MY DARLING DAUGHTER— IF YOU'LL ALL SET DOWN VILL TELL YOU WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE, I WANTED TO SEE HOW MY BENEFICIARIES WOULD REACT IN CASE OF MY DEMISE—and I CERTAINLY FOUND OUT— RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS SO NOW YOU KNOW... LIKE EVERYONE SOON WILL! WE HAP TO TELL THE KIDS AT THE CANTEEN! RING! IT WAS AWFUL/ ONE GIRL, LAUGHED AND SAD OUR NEW SKIRTS MUST HAVE COST ABOUT SIX-TEEN DOLLARS! THAT WAS WHAT WAS IN THE BOX! KIDS DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE WE TOOK IT... BUT THEY SURE WONDER! RED RYDER — YAQUI-JOE! WHY? ALL AMIGO MIO? EET EES BUT THE JOKE I SCARE YOU ON THE TRAIL! ONLY TO TELL YOU YVETTE NEVER AGAIN MAKE YOU TROUBLE! SHE EES GONE... FOOF! WHAT HAPPENED... ANY WHERE! MANY MILES EEN O NOWHERE COULD NOT EVEN FOR THE CONCHITA TO NO...EVEN WORSE... SHE WAS SHIPPING HOME. Jy Al Smith MUTT, TELEPONE! AL SMITH THE BERRYS — DINNER'S READY! By Len Klois TOM-JOE-ED-ALBERT-PETE... OFF COURSE BY LANK LEONARD HE MAY HAVE HAD MORE REASON THAN THAT, PHIL! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THE BERRYS — JOE PALOOKA — IT'S NOT THAT I'M WORRIED... BUT ILL GET THE ADVICE FROM THE WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS PSYCHOLOGIST HELLO, MR. WALSH! ...WELL, DOC... WHAT'RE MY CHANCES OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE WITH KITTY HART? REVEREND — WEEK END VALUES GREETINGS 'LOED' APTERNOON, REVEREND HE MAY HAVE HAD MORE REASON THAN THAT, PHIL! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? ANNE RICHARD REVEREND — WEEK END VALUES GREETS LOEED AFTERNOON, REVEREND TWIN EARTHS — GO AWAY! SEEING ME SAILING OVER HEAD IN THIS VENUS-AN OUTFIT HAS HER SCARED GREEN! MARK TRAIL — DIS IS MARK TRAIL WHO HELP ME MR. BLAKELEE! AND THIS IS MY DAUGHTER EVE! YOUR NAME IS TRAIL? ARE YOU EXACTLY? OF BACKWOODS BUS SUPERMAN — DON'T BE FRIGHTENED, I'M JUST GOING TO DEMONSTRATE A SUPER-FEAT THAT ANYONE CAN PERFORM, PROVIDING THEY COME FROM THE PLANET KRYPTON! By Dick Brooks KIDS DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE WE TOOK IT... BUT THEY SURE WONDER! NO MORE, JILL/THAT WAS POSIE! THE CASH WAS FOUND BACK IN THE BOX AS THE KIDS WERE CLOSING UP! By Fred Harmon MANY MILEG EEN OLD MEXICO I TRAVEL BUT NOWHERE COULD I TRADE HER... NOT EVEN FOR THE PEEG FOR CONCHTA TO EAP! BUT IS SHE DEAD! SUPERMAN DON'T BE FRIGHTENED! I'M JUST GOING TO DEMONSTRATE A SUPER-FEAT THAT ANYONE ON PERFORM, PROVIDING THEY COME FROM THE PLANET KRYPTON! WHY ARE WE RUNNING BACK WARRIOR? THE SAINT HEB STALLING, THAT'S ALL! IT'S TIME TO STOP PAMPERING HIM AND LET ME JOG HIS BRAINS A BIT. THE PRIESTS NEED SOMEONE TO PRACTICE ON! I DISAGREE, MY TOFF! I THINK HE DONE US THE SE OF SHOWING US FALLACY IN OUR PLAN, WHICH WE HAD OVERLOOK! PEANUTS I HATE TO GO OUTSIDE TODAY... IF IT'S STILL RAINING MY BALL TEAM IS SAFE FOR ANOTHER DAY... By Carl Grubert THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE WILL NOW CARVE THE MEAT! OKAY! OKAY! GIMME THE TOOLS! By Ham Fisher ...WELL, DOC... WHAT'RE MY CHANCES OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE WITH KITTY HART? YES, AN OLDER MAN CAN BE HAPPILY MARRIED TO A YOUNG GIRL...BUT- OH BOY...THANKS, DOC...THAT'S ALL I WANT T KNOW!! STOP! TCH,TCH... HE DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THE PITFALLS! By Bill O'Malley TV DINNERS COLOR! TV DINNERS By Bill O'Malley TV DINNERS COLOR! TV DINNERS By Oscar Labeck BUT IT CAN'T BE HELPED/IF I KEEP THIS VISOR DOWN MAYBE TINA WON'T RECOGNIZE ME! LEMME GO! I'D RATHER STAY ON THAT OL'RAFT THAN GO WITH YOU! By Ed Dodd YOUR NAME IS TRAIL? WHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY?? A SORT OF BACKWOODS BUS BOY? YOU MIGHT CALL ME THAT, MISS BLAKELY! I HOPE YOULL BE COMFORTABLE HERE! I DON'T EXPECT TO BE COMFORTABLE, BUT I SUPPOSE I CAN STAND IT FOR A DAY OR SO...NOW ID BE GRATEFUL IF YOU'D GET THAT DROOLING MONSTROSITY OUT OF HERE! By Wayne Boring WHY ARE WE RUNNING BACKWARDS! THE BETTER TO PROTECT YOU! LOOK OUT, WE ARE GOING TO CRASH INTO THAT MOUNTAIN WALL! SO WE ARE, SO WE ARE, BRACE YOURSELF SPACE CHUM!! WHY ARE WE RUNNING BACKWARDS! THE BETTER TO PROTECT YOU! LOOK OUT, WE ARE GOING TO CRASH INTO THAT MOUNTAIN WALL! SO WE ARE, SO WE ARE, BRACE YOURSELF SPACE CHUM!! By Leslie Charteris I DISAGREE, MY DEAR TOFF! I THINK HE HAS DONE US THE SERVICE OF SHOWING US THE FALLACY IN OUR PLAN, WHICH WE HAD OVERLOOKED! THEN WE CAN GET RID OF HIM! IF WE'VE GOT TO GO ON INVENTING A NEW WAY TO UNLOAD THESE EMERALDS EVERY YEAR, I CAN DO THAT! BUT NOT, PERHAPS, SUCH BRILLIANT WAYS AS HE MIGHT! By Schulz IF IT'S STILL RAINING, MY BALL TEAM IS SAFE FOR ANOTHER DAY... BUT IF THE SUN IS SHINING, WE'RE... .DOOMED!