anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-30

C.B.—Anoheim (Col.) Bulletin Thursday, April 30, 1959 MUTT AND JEFF — Z-Z Z SIP! RING-G Z-Z HELLO! MUTT. VIRGIL — YOU REALLY LOVE NATURE—DON'T YOU, VIRGIL? OH-VES, INDEED! I'll bet you know the names of every tree in this forest. OFF COURSE— MICKEY FINN — SO THAT'S WHAT HE WAS AFTER YOUR THOUSAND SHARES OF STOCK! AND HE ONLY OFFERED YOU $50? THAT'S ALL! FIVE CENTS A SHARE! NATURALLY I TOLD HIM I WASN'T INTERESTED! IT'S WORTH TEN CENTS A SHARE, ISN'T IT, PHIL? SUURE! HE WAS JUST HOPIN' I NEEDED MONEY-AND THAT HE COULD MAKE A FAST FIFTY BUCKS! HE MAY HAVE HAD MO REASON THAN THAT, PHIL! MICKEY FINN — SO THAT'S WHAT HE WAS AFTER—YOUR THOUSAND SHARES OF STOCK! AND HE OLLY OFFERED YOU $60! THAT'S ALL! FIVE CENTS A SHARE! NATURALLY I TOLD HIM I WASN'T INTERESTED! IT'S WORTH TEN CENTS A SHARE, ISN'T IT, PHIL? SURE! HE WAS JUST HOPIN' I NEEDED MONEY-AND THAT HE COULD MAKE A FAST FIFTY BUCKS! HE MAY HAVE HAD MO REASON THAN THAT, PHIL! B.C. — YOUVE BEEN WORKING DO HARD, PETER! RUN ALONG AND GET SOME REST. I'LL PUT YOUR BRIDGE IN FOR YOU. SURE IS A NICE GESTURE, ESPECIALLY BY A GUY WHO HATES WATER. HATES WATER? THAT JUST DOESN'T FIGURE. DIXIE DUGAN NO I'M NOT—I'M VERY MUCH ALVE, MY DARLING DAUGHTER— IF YOU'LL ALL BIT DOWN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE, I WANTED TO SEE HOW MY BENEFICIARIES WERE ACT IN CASE OF MY DEMISE—and I CERTAINLY FOUND OUT— RIVETS — RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS SO NOW YOU KNOW... LIKE EVERYONE SOON WILL! WE HAP TO TELL THE KIDS AT THE CANTEEN! RING! IT WAS AMFUL/ ONE GIRL LAUGHED AND SAD OUR NEW SHIRTS MUST HAVE COST ABOUT SIX-TEEN DOLLARS! THAT WAS WHAT WAS IN THE BOX! KIDS DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE WE TOKK IT... BUT THEY SURE WONDER! RED RYDER — YAQUI-JOE! AH, AMIGO MIO! EETEEES BUT THE JOKE I SCARE YOU ON THE TRAIL! ONLY TO TELL YOU YVETTE NEVER AGAIN MAKE YOU TROUBLE! SHE EES GONE... POOF! WHAT HAPPENED ANN WHERE! MANY MILES EEE NOWHERE CONCHIT NO... E WORSE WAS S HOT Jy Al Smith MUTT, TELEPONE! AL SMITH THE BERRYS — DINNERS READY! By Len Kleis OW NES TREE OFF COURSE— TOM JOE ED-ALBERT-PETE... JOE PALOOKA — IT'S NOT THAT I'M WORRIED... BUT ILL GET THE ADVICE FROM TH' WORLD'S MOST FAMOUS PSYCHLOGIST ...WELL, DOC, WHAT'RE MY CHANCES OF HAPPY MARRU WITH KITTY HART? By Lank Leonard HE MAY HAVE HAD MORE REASON THAN THAT, PHIL! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? REVEREND — PECK END VALUES CEREALS LOED AFTERNOON, REVEREND By Lank Leonard HE MAY HAVE HAD MORE REASON THAN THAT, PHIL! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? REVEREND — WEEK END VALUES 'LOED' AFTERNOON, REVEREND TWIN EARTHS — GO AWAY! SEEING ME SAILING OVER HEAD IN THIS VENUSIAN OUTFIT HAS HER SCARED GREEN! MARK TRAIL — DIS IS MARK TRAIL, WHO HELP ME, MR. BLAKELEE! AND THIS IS MY DAUGHTER EVE! YOUR NAME IS TRACE YOU EXACTLY OF BACKWOODS By George Sixte SUPERMAN — DON'T BE FRIGHTENED! I'M JUST GOING TO DEMONSTRATE A SUPER-FEAR THAT ANYONE CAN PERFORM, PROVIDING THEY COME FROM THE PLANET KRYPTON! By Dick Brooks THAT WAS WHAT WAS IN THE BOX! KIDS DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE WE TOOK IT...BUT THEY SURE WONDER! NO MORE, JILL! THAT WAS POSIE/ THE CASH WAS FOUND BACK IN THE BOX AS THE KIDS WERE CLOSING UP! By Fred Herman MANY MILES EEN OLD MEXICO I TRAVEL BUT NOWHERE COULD I TRADE HER... NOT EVEN FOR THE FEEG FOR CONCHITA TO EAT! BUT IS SHE DEAD! SUPERMAN — AWP! DON'T BE FRIGHTENED! I'M JUST GOING TO DEMONSTRATE A SUPER-FEAT THAT ANYONE ON PERFORM, PROVIDING THEY COME FROM THE PLANET KRYPTON! WHY WE RUN BACK NOW? THE SAINT — HE'S STALLING, THAT'S ALL! IT'S TIME TO STOP PAMPERING HIM AND LET ME JOG HIS BRAINS A BIT. THE PRIESTS NEED SOMEONE TO PRACTICE ON! I DISAGREE TOFF! I THINK DONE US THE OF SHOWING FALLACY IN PLAN, WHICH HAD OVERLUNG. PEANUTS I HATE TO GO OUTSIDE TODAY... IF IT'S STILL RAINING, BALL TEAM IS SAFE ANOTHER DAY... By Carl Grubert THE MASTER OF THE HOUSE WILL NOW CARVE THE MEAT! OKAY! OKAY! GIMME THE TOOLS! By Ham Fisher HELLO, MR. WALSH? ...WELL, DOC... WHAT'RE MY CHANCES OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE WITH KITTY HART? YES, AN OLDER MAN CAN BE HAPPILY MARRIED TO A YOUNG GIRL...BUT- OH, BOY...THANKS, DOC...THAT'S ALL I WANT T'KNOW!! STOP! TCH, TCH... HE DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR THE PITFALLS! By Bill O'Malley 'LOEI APTERNOON REVEREND TV DINNERS COLOR! TV DINNERS By Bill O'Malley AFTERNOON REVEREND TV DINNERS COLOR! TV DINNERS By Oscar Lebeck BUT IT CAN'T BE HELPED! IP I KEEP THIS VISOR DOWN MAYBE TINA WONT RECOGNIZE ME! LEMME GO! I'D RATHER STAY ON THAT OL'RAFT THAN GO WITH YOU! By Ed Dodd YOUR NAME IS TRAIL? WHAT ARE YOU EXACTLY?... A SORT OF BACKWOODS BUS BOY? YOU MIGHT CALL ME THAT MISS BLAKELY! I HOPE YOULL BE COM-FORTABLE HERE! I DON'T EXPECT TO BE COM-FORTABLE, BUT I SUPPOSE I CAN STAND IT FOR A DRY OR SO... NOW ID BE GRATEFUL IF YOU GET THAT DROOLING MOISTROBT OUT OF HERE! By Wayne Boring WHY ARE WE RUNNING BACKWARDS? THE BETTER TO PROTECT YOU! LOOK OUT! WE ARE GOING TO CRASH INTO THAT MOUNTAIN WALL! SO WE ARE, SO WE ARE, BRACE YOURSELF SPACE CHUM!! By Wayne Boring WHY ARE WE RUNNING BACKWARDS? THE BETTER TO PROTECT YOU! LOOK OUT! WE ARE GOING TO CRASH INTO THAT MOUNTAIN WALL! SO WE ARE, SO WE ARE BRACE YOURSELF SPACE CHUM! By Leslie Charteris I DISAGREE, MY DEAR TOFF! I THINK HE HAS DONE US THE SERVICE OF SHOWING US THE FALLACY IN OUR PLAN, WHICH WE HAD OVERLOOKED! THEN WE CAN GET RID OF HIM! IF WEVE GOT TO GO ON INVENTING A NEW WAY TO UNLOAD THESE EMERALDS EVERY YEAR, I CAN DO THAT! BUT NOT, PERHAPS, SUCH BRILLIANT WAYS AS HE MIGHT! By Schulz IF IT'S STILL RAINING, MY BALL TEAM IS SAFE FOR ANOTHER DAY... BUT IF THE SUN IS SHINING, WE'RE... DOOMED!