anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-27

MUTT. AND JEFF — VIRGIL — SEE THIS TREE. HOMER-THIS IS A MOTHER TREE! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? ALL THESE LITTLE ACORNS THESE ARE HER BABIES MICKFY FINN — PARDON ME, GENTLEMEN! I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO MR. FINN - PRIVATELY! OKAY! WHO'S THE CHARACTER, CLANCY? I DON'T KNOW! HE JUST WALKED IN AND ASKED FOR PHIL! I WENT TO YOUR OFFICE FIRST, THEY SENT ME TO YOUR HOME, AND THERE I WAS TOLD YOU MIGHT BE HERE! B.C. — MY NEW INVENTION, B.C., THE BRIDGE! HERES HOW IT WORKS. DIXIE DUGAN IN SPITE OF THE RULES AND REGULATIONS OF MEIL, MACKETT'S WILL, MRS. HACKETT'S DAUGHTER ENTERS THE FORBIDDEN ROOM! MOTHER WOULD PULL A TRICK LIKE THIS—THERE'S THE METAL BOX! ADES HEIR WILL IN DADE'S OLD ROOM—WHERE NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO ENTER RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS NOBODY AROUND, KEN, BUT THE POOR WAS OPEN... AND SO WAS THIS CASH BOX! THE LAPY HEARD THE NAMES JAN AND JILL, WALLY! THOSE ARE THE JACKSON TWINS! HARD TO BELIEVE THIS OF THEM! IT'S LIKE I SAR WALLY, YOU CAN'T TRUST EVEN YOUR TOP KIDS THESE DAYS! I STILL FOR SAY YOU'RE WRONG, KEN! LOOK, FOR TING A CA SOME DAY, IF I ASK THAT TO KEEP THE .....FOR A ANYWAY. RED RYDER RED RYDER! ALL TROUBLES ARE OVER. YOU LOOK-UM TIRED! YER BUT IT'S A GOOD FEELIN' EVEN THIS CATTLE ARE ON RANGE AN NOT MUCH WORK NOW! THEN WHY NOT YOU TAKE-UM LITTLE BEAVER BACK TO RESERVATION TO VISIT MY PEOPLE! THAT'S A THOUGHT! WE HAVEN'T BRELLED SM CEDAR SMoke FROM A HOOGAN FOR MANY MOONS! RED RYDER WEEL BE HAPPY! YAQUH-JOE MAKE POOF ALL NEES TROUBLE FROM VYETTE! By Al Smith THE BERRYS — JACKIE, HOW ABOUT AMUSING LITTLE JIM WHILE MAMA FIXES HIS FOOD? OKAY WHAT DO I DO? NOTHING, JUST STAND HERE SO HE CAN SEE YOU! GEE! HE LAUGHS OUT LOUD! By Len Kleis IF SHE HITS ME ON THE HEAD WITH ANOTHER ONE OF HER KIDS. I'M GONNA KICK HER! JOE PALOOKA — HAVE A BITE TO EAT BEFORE WE TALK, HUMPHREY... SHORE COULD USE A SMACK...ITL HAVE A TURKEY WITH ALL THE TRIMMIN'S... A COUPLA STEAKS AN' A DOZEN HAMBURDERS, MISS... TEE-HEE...WHAT HAVE FOR DESSERTS? By Lank Leonard I WENT TO YOUR OFFICE FIRST, THEY SENT ME TO YOUR HOME, AND THERE I WAS TOLD YOU MIGHT BE HERE! WELL, I'M SORRY YOU HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE! WHAT IS IT YOU WANT TO SEE ME ABOUT? REVEREND — AH, OFF TO SCHOOL WITH YOUR BOOKS AND FULL LUNCH BOXES! I SEE YOU LIKE TO TAKE YOUR LUNCH TO SCHOOL; TOO BETH! YESSIR, IT'S FUN, 'CAUSE-- TWIN EARTHS — FULL LUNCH BOXES TOO BETH YESSIR, IT'S FUN, CAUSE-- By Johnny Hart FUTURE GENERATIONS SHOULD GET A LOT OF LAUGHS FROM THIS! By McEvoy and Striebel By George Sixte TWIN EARTHS — THE POLICE AND COAST GUARD ARE ENGAGED IN A SEA SEARCH TONIGHT FOR A SMALL GIRL, TINA BLAKE, DRIFTING OFF-SHORE ON A RUBBER RAFT BUT ANOTHER SEARCH IS FIRST ON THE SCENE MARK TRAIL — MARK TRAIL IS HELPING HIS FRIEND JOHNY MALOTTE OPEN A NEW FISHING CAMP AT BEAVER LAKE IF MUSTA BLAKLEES LIKE MY PLACE HE BRING ALL DE MEN IN BEEG CLUB HE DELONG TO! SUPERMAN — NOW TO FIND OUT, VIA MY X-RAY VISION, WHAT THE MENACE FROM SPACE LOOKS LIKE! THE SAINT — WHY DO YOU WISH TO BE A HUMAN SACRIFICE, MY DEAR SAINT-IF YOU ARE I'M THINKING OF CLAUSE IN THE FIRE YOU OFFERED ME AFTER GIVING YO By Dick Brooks I STILL SAY YOU'RE WRONG, KEN! LOOK, FOR THE SAKE OF GETTING A CANTEEN IN THIS TOWN SOMEDAY. WILL YOU GO ALONG IF I ASK THE CHIEF TO KEEP THIS QUIET ...FOR A WHILE, ANYWAY? OKAY, WALLY! THE SAINT — WHY DO YOU WISH TO BE A HUMAN SACRIFICE, MY DEAR SAINT-IF YOU ARE NOT JOKING? IM THINKING OF CLAUSE IN THE FIRST YOU OFFERED ME AFTER GIVING YOU PROBLEM ALL I'VE DECIDED THAT THERE PEANUTS — By Schulz PEANUTS SAVED BY THE RAIN! IF IT WEREN'T RAINING, WE'D BE OUT THERE PLAYING OUR FIRST GAME, AND GETTING SLAUGHTERED. THE OTHER TEAM WOULD BE RUNNING ROUGH-SHOD OVER US...POUNDING US INTO THE GROUND...HUMILIATING US... DON'T YOU JUST LOVE RAIN? Monday, April 27, 1959 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin—B-7 By Carl Grubert GEE! HE LAUGHS OUT LOUD! IT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME, DAD! AH, GOO! By Ham Fisher TEE-HEE...WHAT WILL YOU HAVE FOR DESSERT? CHOMP...NOTHIN', THANK YA... I'M WATCHING M'DIET? WELL, PAL... WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND? OH...IT'S ABOUT KNOBBY'S WEEDIN': I GOT VURKY BAD NEWS FER HIM! By Bill O'Malley I SEE YOU LIKE TO TAKE YOUR LUNCH TO SCHOOL; TOO,BETH YESSIR, IT'S-FUN,'CAUSE-- MY MOTHER LIKES TO DRESS-UP A LUNCH! By Oscar Lebeck By Oscar Lebeck BUT ANOTHER SEARCHER ID FIRST ON THE SCENE!! TINA!... CAN YOU HEAR ME? ACCORDING TO THE WIND AND TIDE, SHE SHOULDVE DRIFTED IN THIS DIRECTION! By Ed Dodd WELL, WET BETTER BE SURE MR. BLAKELY LIKES IT HERE, JOHNNY AND THAT HE REALLY CATCHES FISH! I ASKED YOUR MOTHER TO GO FISHING WITH ME, EVE, BUT YOU KNOW HOW GHE DISLIKES THE OUTDOORS... I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D COME ALONG! DAT SO... IF HE DON'T, I'M IN VEREE BAD SPOT, F'SURE! By Wayne Boring YOU DON'T LOOK SO TOUGH! MAYBE I DUGHT TO... VIOLENCE WOULD BE MOST UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU! HARM ME, AND EARTH DIES! By Leslie Charteris SO SINCE YOUR TERMS WILL THERE-FORE CALL FOR ME TO BE KILLED, I'D LIKE IT TO BE A SPECIAL SPECTACULAR JOB! By Leslie Charteris I'M THINKING OF THE "OR ELSE" CLAUSE IN THE FIRST PROPOSITION YOU OFFERED ME, MY DEAR-INGA! AFTER GIVING YOUR EMERALD PROBLEM ALL I'VE GOT, I'VE FINALLY DECIDED THAT THE ANSWER YOU WANT SIMPLY DOESN'T EXIST! SO SINCE YOUR TERMS WILL THERE-FORE CALL FOR ME TO BE KILLED, I'D LIKE IT TO BE A SPECIAL SPECTACULAR JOB! By Schulz Enjoy the Lively, Delicious, Satisfying Flavor of Wrigley's Spearmint Chewing Gum. Buy some today. CHECK YOUR PLACE FOR THE THINGS OTHER FAMILIES ARE WAITING TO PAY YOU GOOD MONEY FOR. THEN DIAL A FRIENDLY, HELPFUL CLASSIFIED AD WRITER AT PR 4-7870 WRIGLEYS SPEARMINT CHEWING GUM