anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-24

MUTT AND JEFF — IF YOU WERE A GOOD PROVIDER WE COULD MOVE TO A NICER NEIGHBORHOOD! O.K. WE'LL MOVE! WE'RE COMING INTO A NICER NEIGHBORHOOD NOW! VIRGIL — GOOD MORNING, BUSH GOOD MORNING, DIRD... OOPS... I FORGOT... HELLO. THERE! YOU WENT ALL THE WAY BACK JUST FOR THAT? HE'S FEEL AWFUL IF I WADNT- MICKEY FINN — WHY ARE YOU TAKING MY CLOTHES OUT OF THE CLOSET? YOU'RE GOING FOR A LITTLE WALK! I AM IN A PIG'S EYE! WASN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL, MRS. FINN! B.C. — THE SECRET OF CATCHING FISH IS TO KEEP CALM, AVOID EXCITEMENT, AND ABOVE ALL DIXIE DUGAN WELL—I'M READY TO GUIT ALL THIS NONSENSE. ME,TOO—WE CAN'T LOOK FOR THEM METAL BOX ANY MORE THAN WE HAVE, WITHOUT TEARING UP THE FLOOR, ETC. AND WE CAN'T DO THAT. I WAS GETT CLERLY SPECIFIED—"NO DESTRUCTION" MEANWHILE—THERE'S ONLY ONE PLACE LEFT TO LOOK RIVETS — THROW YOUR BUBBLE GUM AWAY! YOU'VE BEEN CHEWING ALL MORNING! GOSH,MOM! IT'S STILL SWEET! PLOP FUNNY WE CAN'T SLEEP JAN! YES, AND I STILL HAVE THAT SPOOKY FEELING! MEANWHILE MY LAND! THE LIGHTS ARE ALL ON OVER AT THE YOUNG PEOPLE'S CANTEEN! HEY, JILL, LET'S OPEN THIS CANTEEN TONIGHT! ORAY, JAN! RED RYDER EEF I COULD ONLY FIND AN ENGLISH OR FRENCH SPEAKING SOUL! AH, MEBBE EEN THEES LEETLE TOWN I CAN TRADE YOU FOR TWO PEEGS! THEN YAQUIJO EAT THE PEEGS! YOU WEEL NOT! VETTE KEEL YOU POLEECE! AH! THE SHE-TIGER SCRATCH! STOP THIS! WHAT'S GOING ON? By Al Smith WE'RE COMING INTO A NICER NEIGHBORHOOD NOW! AL SMITH THE BERRYS — HI, DEAR! WHAT'S THE BIG FUSS? WAH YOUR LITTLE SOUNNY BOY HAS AN IDEA HE RUNNING THINGS AROUND HERE! HE'S PUTTING UP A PRETTY STRONG ARGUMENT! WAAH By Len Kleis HE'D FEEL AWFUL IF I WADNITWHEN YOU LIVE UNDER A WET ROCK YOU DON'T GET TO KNOW MANY PEOPLE JOE PALOOKA — I PAID MY BILLS WITH YOUR MONEY... YOU CAN SEND ME TO JAIL - OR TAKE OVER MY RESTAURANT! CEST LA VIE... I ACCEPT ZEE BEEZHISS! By Lenk Leonard WASN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL, MRS. FINN! OH, YES! BUT I WAS AFRAID SHE WAS GOING TO DROP HIM ON THE STAIRS! REVEREND — POT ROAST! YES, SIR TWIN EARTHS — OH, MY POOR BABY! THEY'LL NEVER FIND HER IN THIS DARKNESS! By Johnny Hart -LOSE YOUR TEMPER. By McEvoy and Striebol By George Sixte Brooka TWIN EARTHS — OH, MY POOR BABY! THEY'LL NEVER FIND HER IN THIS DARKNESS! MARK TRAIL — YOU SEE, MARK, DE TRAPPING BUSINESS SHE IS GONE...NO GOOD! SUPERMAN — SUPERMAN AWAITS CONTACT FROM THE UNKNOWN MENACE FROM OUTER SPACE. WHAT ARE THEY LIKE? AND WHAT DO THEY WANT OF ME? 1...I CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND, LIKE THIS. I--I'VE GOT TO HAVE ACTIVITY! THE SAINT — ANYWAY, XAMU COULD PROBABLY PREDICT AN ECLIPSE FASTER THAN I COULD. I SEEM TO RECALL THAT THE AZTECS OR THE MAYAS, HIS AMOESTORS, WERE PRETTY GOOD ASTROMOMERS THEMSELVES! AND ME'S PRINT TOO SMART BY SOME SHAME...GRETA AM ALREADY EQUIPPED FIREARMS- THE SAINT — ANYWAY, KAMU COULD PROBABLY PREDICT AN ECLIPSE FASTER THAN I COULD. I SEEM TO RECALL THAT THE AZTECS OR THE MAYAS, HIS ANCESTORS, WERE PRETTY GOOD ASTROMOMERS THEMSELVES! PEANUTS — By Schulz WELL, THAT WAS OUR LAST PRACTICE SESSION... HOW I DREAD NEXT MONDAY... I CAN SEE IT NOW...WE COME TROTTING OUT ONTO THE FIELD, THE UMPIRE SHOUTS, "PLAY BALL!" AND MY WHOLE TEAM FAINTS DEAD AWAY! Friday, April 24, 1950 Anaheim (CaL) Bulletin—B-7 By Carl Grubert HE'S PUTTING UP A PRETTY STRONG ARGUMENT! NAAH! THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE BOSS IN THIS HOUSE AND ITS NOT GOING TO BE HIM! TAKE IT FROM ME PAL... SHE MEANS IT! By Ham Fisher CEST LA VIE... I ACCEPT ZEE BEEZHISS! YOU'RE A SWELL GUY, PAL! MERCJ, JOE... SAY-WHERE EEEZ PONYA... SHE 'AVE GONE! MAN'SELLE PONYA, WAIT!! DO NOT LEAVE ME...OUR RESTAURANT WEEL FAIL WEETHOUT YOU! By Bill O'Malley YES, SIR! I,TOO.WILL HAVE THE POT ROAST PLEASE. THE POT ROAST IS TOUGH TODAY.REVEREND.I SUGGEST THE LAMB! By Oscar Labock OH MY POOR BABY! THERE'LL NEVER FIND HER IN THIS DARKNESS! NO ONE NOTICES CHRIS CANNON LEAVE HIS HOUSE! By Oscar Lebeck OH MY POOR BABY! THEY ALL NEVER FIND HER IN THIS DARKNESS! NO ONE NOTICES CHRIS CANNON LEAVE HIS HOUSE. I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN SEE OUT THERE ANY BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE, BUT I AIM TO GIVE IT A TRY! By Ed Dodd SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD START WITH THIS MR. BLAKELY COMING HERE, JOHNNY! YEH, IF DIS MISTA BLAKELY LIKE MY CAMP AND HE CATCH FEESH I GOT IT MADE, BECAUSE HE WILL BRING ALL DE REST OF HIS CROWD! ...SO I HAVE TO TRY SOMETHING ELSE...ALL I KNOW IS FEESH AND HUNT SO I PUT ALL I GOT INTO DIS CAMP AND I GOT TO HAVE CUSTOMERS OR I'M BUST! By Wayne Boring I... I CAN'T JUST SIT AROUND, LIKE THIS. I--I'VE GOT TO HAVE ACTIVITY! AND SO THE MIGHTY MAN OF TOMORROW WORKS OFF NERVIOUS ENERGY BY WRESTLING WITH A Giant Dinosaur FROM THE LOST VALLEY OF VESTERDAY! AH, C'MON, CUDDLES! YOU CAN SCRAP ROUGHER THAN THIS! GET TOUGH! By Leslie Charteris AND ME'S PROBABLY MUCH TOO SMART TO BE IMPRESSED BY SOME SIMPLE CARO TRICKS ...GRETA AND TOFF HAVE ALREADY EXPOSED HIM TO FIREARMS-AND ELECTRICITY! I MUST HAVE SOLVED TOUGHER PROBLEMS IN MY TIME, BUT FOR THE MOMENT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN! By Leslie Charteris AND HE'S PROBABLY MUCH TOO SMART TO BE IMPRESSED BY SOME SIMPLE CARD TRICKS...GRETA AND TOFF HAVE ALREADY EXPOSED HIM TO FIREARMS--AND ELECTRICITY! I MUST HAVE SOLVED TOUGHER PROBLEMS IN MY TIME, BUT FOR THE MOMENT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN! By Schulz Chewing Delicious Wrigley's Spearmint After Every Meal Helps Keep Teeth Clean Buy some today. CHECK YOUR PLACE FOR THE THINGS OTHER FAMILIES ARE WAITING TO PAY YOU GOOD MONEY FOR. THEN DIAL A FRIENDLY, HELPFUL CLASSIFIED AD WRITER AT PR 4-7870 WRIGLETS SPEARMINT CHEWING GUM