anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-15

C-6—Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin Wednesday, April 15, 1958 MUTT AND JEFF — NEVER MIND CALLING THE PLUMBER! IT'S ONLY A SMALL LEAK...I'LL FIX IT! DID YOU FIX IT? I AM! VIRGIL — GIDDAP! GIDDAP GIDDYA MICKEY FINN — HIS APPENDIX, EH? AND THEY OPERATED RIGHT AWAY? SURE-THEY HAD TO! IT WAS ALL OVER AT ONE O'CLOCK THIS MORNING! WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY SURPRISING NEWS! I WONDER HOW LONG HELL BE IN THE HOSPITAL? OH, NOT LONG! THEY GET 'EM OUT FAST THESE DAYS! HIS APPENDIX, EH? AND THEY OPERATED RIGHT AWAY? SURE-THEY HAD TO! IT WAS ALL OVER AT ONE O'CLOCK THIS MORNING! WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY SURPRISING NEWS! I WONDER HOW LONG HELL BE IN THE HOSPITAL? OH, NOT LONG! THEY GET 'EM OUT FAST THESE DAYS! B.C. — HI PETER! I WAS JUST MEASURING UP THIS ROCK FOR A NEW WHEEL. WHAT'S THAT? THIS? OH, THIS IS MY LATEST IDEA - A RETRACTABLE TAPE MEASURE. DIXIE DUGAN IF I BAY I FOUND IT MY WORD IS AS GOOD AS HERS! THERE ARE NO WITNESSES! HOW COULD YOU? YOU WERE BOUND ABLEEP OH— SKIP IT THE WHOLE ESTATE — MIKE — ALL MINE RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS DON'T WORRY ABOUT THOSE CHICKS "BLONDE, BLUE EYES, AND JUST MY SIZE!" THEY'LL COME AROUND PRETTY SOON! THEY JUST WANT TO BE PLEADED WITH! NOW, HOW ABOUT THAT BURGER AT THE TURNPIKE BARBECUE? TAKE ME HOME! RED RYDER — MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH PISTOLS! YEAH! AND ME FORMER HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF FRANCE! ME GET-UM GUN! 1958 By Al Smith DID YOU FIX IT? I AM! AL SMITH 1959 THE BERRYS — HI, DEAR! MY! AREN'T YOU FULL OF PEP! I FEEL LIKE MILLION... BEFORE TAY THAT IS! By Len Kloeis C'MON, YOU GIDDYAP I TOLD YOU IT'D TAKE AT LEAST TWO YOU'RE EXPECTIN' TOO MUCH FROM ONE LIL CATERPILLAR. JOE PALOOKA — AWHEW! YOU AVE MEK UP ZE MINO FOR NAPOLEON LE BOFF...BOKEENG EES MUCH SUPERIOR...TO "LA SAVATE" A MEEL-YUN TANKS, MON AMI! By Lank Leonard OH, NOT LONG! THEY GET 'EM OUT FAST THESE DAYS! TODAY'S SPECIAL HAM MOCKS & CARRIAGE 402 ANK ROWARD REVEREND — I'VE GOT PROBLEMS, REVEREND, --- MY WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME! OM, NOT LONG! THEY GET 'EM OUT FAST THESE DAYS! TODAY'S SPECIAL HAM MOCKS & CARRIAGE 402 By Johnny Hart By McEvoy and Stribol By George Sixte REVEREND — I'VE GOT PROBLEMS, REVEREND, --- MY WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME! TWIN EARTHS — I TURNED NAN'S PLACE INSIDE OUT WHILE THE TRANSMITTER HELD HER IN A TRANCE...NO GALAXELECTRO UNIT! IM SO THANKFUL YOU WERE WRONG ABOUT CHRIS AND NAN,TOM SUPERMAN — THE EARTH TREMORS HAVE STOPPED! NOW TO GET BACK ON THE JOB AS CLARK KENT! THE SAINT — AN INSPIRATION WORTHY OF YOU, MY DEAR SIMON! I SHOULD DEIFY YOU, SO THAT YOU CAN YOUCH FOR ME AND DEFRAQ BY DICK BROOKS ABOUT USER AT PKE E? TAKE ME HOME! IF ANYTHING'S GONNA BE DONE, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT TO DO IT... WITH A DANCE GOING ON! AND IT'S GOT TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO FINISH BOTH THE CANTEEN AND THE TWINS! BY FRED HERMEN HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF FRANCE! GET UP AND TAKE ANOTHER FEEL OF THIS FIST! STOP OR ME SHOOFUM! NO, LITTLE BEAVER! THE FUN IS JUST STARTIN'! ME GET-UM GUN! THE SAINT — AN INSPIRATION WORTHY OF YOU, MY DEAR SIMON! I SHOULD DEIFY YOU, SO THAT YOU CAN VOUCH FOR ME-AND PERHAPS BECOME AS POWERFUL AS I! PEANUTS — THIS IS A PRETTY ONE. OH, AND LOOK AT THIS ONE... THIS IS A BEAUTY! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING SECOND BASE... NOT LOOKING AT ROCKS!! I'll bet Casey S DOESN'T SHOUT AT PLAYERS! By Carl Grubert I FEEL LIKE A MILLION... BEFORE TAXES, THAT IS! WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP YOU? RELAX FOR A MINUTE... ILL THINK OF SOMETHING! HEY! I SAID RELAX...NOT COLLAPSE! By Ham Fisher NEW YOU'VE MEK ZE MINO FOR NAPOLEON OFF...BOKEENG EES MUCH ERROR...TO "LA SAVATE" A EL-YUN TANKS, MON AM! BOT MY TROUBLES - VIVE JOST BEGIN... COME ON- HAVE DINNER WITH ME! SAY-YOU SHOULDN'T CARRY ALL THAT CASH. I AM OPING SOMEBODY WEEL 'ELP ME TO INVEST MY LIFE-SAVINGS EEN A GOOD BEEZHISS PONYAS RESTAURANT PALMS READ By Bill O'Malley I'VE GOT PROBLEMS, REVEREND, --- MY WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME! REVEREND, I'VE GOT PROBLEMS -- MY WIFE UNDERSTANDS ME! By Bill O'Malley IVE GOT PROBLEMS, REVEREND, --- MY WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME! REVEREND, IVE GOT PROBLEMS --MY WIFE UNDERSTANDS ME! By Oscar Lebeck ORNED IS PLACE WHILE THE HER IWAS SURE CANNON, BEING A SCIENTIST, WAS THE LOGICAL PERSON TO HAVE IT...PIPP GOT THE WRONG ADDRESS, LAURA! APPEARANCES ARE DECEIVING! AFTER ALL, NO ONE, EVEN OUR OWN DAUGHTER, SUSPECTS WE ARE VENUT...OH... Y-YES...IM RECEIVING YOU! OH, OH...HER MIND IS BEING RADIO CONTROLLED! By Wayne Boring RTH TREMORS TOPPED! NOW GET BACK ON JOB AS KENT! SO HERE YOU ARE! WHERE THE DEVIL HAVE YOU BEEN WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD WENT HAYWRE? RIGHT HERE, STRUGGLING WITH THE WATER-COOLER, IT GOT STUCK! SOMETIMES I THINK IT'S THE DAILY PLANET THAT'S STUCK, WITH YOU! GET GOING! FIND OUT WHAT AUTHORITIES THINK OF THE DISASTERS! YES, MR. WHITE! RIGHT AWAY, MR. WHITE! By Leslie Charteris OR EVEN MORE! WHAT ID THERE BE TO STOP YOU ONLY THE SAME FINE, NOBLE SAINTIMESS OF CHARACTER WHICH YOU'RE RELIVING ONTO PARDON ME, BUT I THINK DINNER IS SERVED! By Leslie Charteris OR EVEN MORE! WHAT'D THERE BE TO STOP YOU MAKING YOURSELF BIGGER THAN US? ONLY THE SAME FINE, NOBLE SAINTUNESS OF CHARACTER WHICH YOU'RE RELYING ON TO STOP ME GOING TO WORK ON MY OWN TO BUILD UP XAMU'S DOUBTS AND MAKE THE ICE UNDER YOU EVEN THINNER PARDON ME, BUT I THINK DINNER IS SERVED! By Schulz WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? I'll bet Casey Stengel doesn't shout at his players! Get Big Enjoyment at little cost One package of delicious Wrigley's Spearmint Gum gives you hours of good, tasty chewing. Aids teeth, digestion, too. Buy some today. CHECK YOUR PLACE FOR THE THINGS OTHER FAMILIES ARE WAITING TO PAY YOU GOOD MONEY FOR. 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