anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-14

B-6—Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin Tuesday, April 14, 1958 MUTT AND JEFF — HOW'S BUSINESS, MR. POP? TERRIBLE! IF BUSINESS DON'T PICK UP I'LL BE OUT OF A JOB! I'M READY JEFF! BY THE WAY, WHEN DO YOU AND ALICE PLAN TO MARRY? OH, WE DON'T, SIR! YOU DON'T? NATURALLY, SIR, WOULDN'T EXPEME ME TO MARRY A WHOSE FATHER IS DANGER OF LOSING HIS JOB! VIRGIL — WATCH THIS! ILL THROW THIS TOMATO CLEAR AROUND THE WORLD. MICKEY FINN — WELL, WE'LL SOON KNOW! EVERYBODY OUT IN THE HALL—PLEASE! I-IVE BEEN GOIN' TO A LOT OF LUNCHEONS AND DINNERS, DOC—SO IT'S P-PROBABLY JUST INDIGESTION! MICKEY FINN WELL, WELL SOON KNOW! EVERYBODY OUT IN THE HALL—PLEASE! I'VE BEEN GOIN' TO A LOT OF LUNCHEONS AND DINNERS, DOC—SO IT'S P-PROBABLY JUST INDIGESTION! OOOOW! B.C. MY NOSE ITCHES! I WONDER WHAT THAT'S A SIGN OF? I ALWAYS HEARD IT MEANS YOU'RE GOING TO KISS A FAT CREEP DIXIE DUGAN YOU TRIPPED ME ON PURPOSE— YOU STUMBLED OVER YOUR OWN FEET WHO POUND IT? I DID— I BEG TO DIFFER WITH YOU, MISS HACKETT— ARE YOU CALLING ME A LAURA? NO—BUT YOU ARE STRETCHING THE TRUTH A LITTLE— RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS YOU TWINS LISTEN AND LISTEN GOOD! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M TELLING YOU TO GIVE UP THIS THING AND COME IN WITH MINE! AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU WANT TO! OR YOU'LL PO WHAT STRING MOP? SHH, JAN., WE'RE GETTING ALONG SANDY! THE BOYS WILL BE OVER SOON! A FEW OF THE GIRLS HAVE DATES FOR THE "HI-Y" DANCE TONIGHT! RED RYDER — YOU PULL THAT TRIGGER AND YOU'LL HANG. DON'T BE GO STUPID! WHO WOULD ARREST ME FOR SHOOTING A PROWLER IN MY ROOM! By Al Smith NATURALLY, SIR, YOU WOULDN'T EXPECT ME TO MARRY A GIRL WHOSE FATHER IS IN DANGER OF LOSING HIS JOB! By Len Kleis HOW COME HE TOOK THE BLAKE? By Lank Leonard A-APPENDICITIS? YES! AND WE'LL HAVE TO GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL —FAST! THE BERRYS — THATS ALL OF YOUR REVIEW WORDS, JACKIE! SHUCKS/THOSE WE EASY, JILL...NOW GIVE ME A HARD ONE! JOE PALOOKA — VAIRY SORREE, MON AMI...BOT NAPOLEON LE BOFF EES NOT FEENISH... EN GARDE! REVEREND — I CAN'T UNNERSTAND IT! A-APPENDICITIS? YES! AND WE'LL HAVE TO GET HIM TO THE HOSPITAL —FAST! By Johnny Hart THIS PUTS ME IN A PRETTY TICKLISH SITUATION. By McEvoy and Striebel NO-BUT YOU ARE STRETCHING THE TRUTH A LITTLEYOU'RE A LAWYER —WHAT IS 'POSSESSION!? IF YOU WISH TO BE TECHNICAL, IT'S NINE-TENTHS OF THE LAW DIRTY—DIRTY—DIRTY— By George Sixte REVEREND — I CAN'T UNNERSTAND IT! WHAT YOUR PROBLEM DANKS ON—HE REVERENE TWIN EARTHS — GUESS YOU NEED A VACATION,NAN! WHY DON'T YOU JOIN RIC AND TINA BLAKE ON THE BEACH! ILL COME DOWN MY SEAT IN A SHORT WHILE. SUPERMAN — AS A PORTION OF THE DAILY PLANET ROOF COLLAPSES, SUPERMAN FLASHES IN AND CATCHES IT! SUPERMAN! HE REPAIRS IT AT SUPER-SPEED... WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON? THE SAINT — AND YOU CAN DELIVER US FROM I MIGHT THROW IT IN AS A BONUS-WITH WHAT YOU! YOU'VE T BE A LEG SUPREME THE SAINT — AND YOU CAN DELIVER US FROM THIS FATE, MY DEAR SAINT? I MIGHT THROW IT IN AS A BONUS-WITH WHAT YOU CONSCRIPTED ME FOR! YOU'VE T BE A LEG SUPREME By Dick Brooks WE'RE GETTING ANDY! THE BOYS OVER SOON! A FEW GIRLS HAVE RATES "HI-Y" DANCE! THEY'LL TALK SOME OF THE BOYS INTO COMING OVER! THERE'S ROOM HERE FOR EVERYBODY! WITH ONE BIG EXCEPTION! PEANUTS HI, MANAGER! I'M RARN' TO GO!! I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO A GREAT SEASON! YES, SIR... IVE BEEN TH ABOUT NOTHING BUT B FOR WEEKS NOW... YEET By Fred Harmon OOF! BANG Read The Anaheim Bulletin By Carl Grubert SHUCKS! THOSE WERE EASY, JILL...NOW GIVE ME A HARD ONE! OKAY, SMARTIE! SPELL MISSISSIPPI! UH... THE RIVER OR THE STATE? By Ham Fisher BURY BORREE, MON BOT NAPOLEON EES NOT FEENISH... GARDE! TCH, TCH...IVE GOT TO DO IT! WHATEEF! GORRY, MY FRIEND! POW. By Bill O'Malley WHAT'S YOUR BIG PROBLEM, DANNY? OH...HELLO, REVEREND 'MEMBER ALL THE FUSS'BOUT THE QUIZ PROGRAMS? WELL TEACHER'S STILL ASKING QUESTIONS! JUST TODAY WE HADDA GEOGRAPHY QUIZ! By Bill O'Malley WHAT'S YOUR BIG PROBLEM, DANNY? OH--HELLO REVEREND! MEMBER ALL THE FUSS BOUT THE QUIZ PROGRAMS? WELL TEACHER'S STILL ASKING QUESTIONS! JUST TODAY WE HADDA GEOGRAPHY QUIZ! By Oscar Lebock I'll come down myself in a short while. AND IN THE BLAKE HOME... THANK HEAVENS, YOU DIDN'T FIND THE POWER UNIT AT NAMS, TOM. IM JUST ABOUT CONVOKED NOW THAT CANNON AND DAILY AREN'T THE PEOPLE. WE'RE AFTER! Okay, but you'd better hurry... it's almost sundown! By Wayne Boring HE REPAIRS IT AT SUPER-SPEED... WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON? EARTHQUAKE! OFF SPRINGS SUPERMAN, AS A HUGE FISSURE OPENS ON MAIN STREET, IN TIME TO PREVENT A SERIES OF AUTO TRAGEDIES. NOTHING LIKE THE GOOD OLD-FASHIONED MAND BRAKE! By Leslie Charteris By Leslie Charteris YOU'VE TOLD YOUR FLOCK I MIGHT BE A LEGITIMATE HEIR OF THEIR SUPREME CREATOR, OR AN IMPOSTOR THEY'RE WAITING FOR THE WORD FROM YOU! OKAY-YOU GIVE ME A FULL CLEARANCE, AND WHILE THE APPLAUSE IS STILL ECHOING ILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU! YES, SIR...I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT NOTHING BUT BASEBALL FOR WEEKS NOW...YES, SIR... DO YOU THINK MINNEAPOLIS WILL TAKE THE YANKEES THIS YEAR? SOME MANAGER! HE ISN'T EVEN INTERESTED IN BASEBALL TALK!