anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-13

MUTT AND JEFF — SPEED LIMIT 35 M PER HOUR LET THIS BE A REMINDER! VIRGIL — HI, EDDIEWOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME STARS? SURE! NO-VIRGIL NO... MICKEY FINN — GOOD GRIEF! JUST AS HE WAS COMING INTO THE HOUSE, EH? YEAH! AS HE STARTED UP THE FRONT STEPS! IT'S LUCKY MR. CLANCY HEARD HIM YELL! OKAY, MICKEY—I'LL GET OVER AS FAST AS 1 CAN! GOOD GRIEF! JUST AS HE WAS COMING INTO THE HOUSE EH? YEAH! AS HE STARTED UP THE FRONT STEPS! IT'S LUCKY MIRCANCY HEARD HIM YELL! OVER AS FAST AS I CAN! B.C. — I JUST CAN'T DO IT! DIXIE DUGAN THE BOX! HEY EVERYBODY! I FOUND IT—I FOUND IT— RIVETS — HE'S VERY NEAT...! WEVE SPENT HOURS AND HOURS TRAINING HIM! BUT WE'RE NOT SATISFIED YET. WHY NOT? I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT HE SCRAPES HIS FEET AT THE DOOR. THE JACKSON TWINS SANDY SURE IS MAKING A POINT OF KNOCKING THE TWINS! HI, BETH!... YOU KNOW YOU COULD SAVE YOURSELF A LOT OF WORK IF YOU CAME OVER TO THE CANTEEN THE BOYS AND I HAVE MADE! IT REALLY SWINGS! BLOW THIS CUBEYOLD BARN AND LIVE IT UP! THANKS, BUT OURS IS COMIN' ALONG JUST FINE! RED RYDER— WE LUCKY TO FIND NEGATIVES IN PICTURE FRAME ME BUSSFUM BY ACCIDENT. THIS WILL PUT AN END TO GASTON'S EXORATION RACKET. AND THIS WILL MAKE A FITTING END FOR YOU! EE-YOW. By Al Smith THE BERRYS — HEY, MOM... WHEN DO WE EAT? I HAVE TO FEED THE BABY FIRST! WA-A I'M HUNGRY, TOO! ALL RIGHT, COME ON, BABY! By Len Klee's NO-VIRGIL... NO... GEE, MA-IT ISN'T A CLUB-ITS A TALESCOPE JOE PALOOKA — GOSH, NAPOLEON... I THOUGHT YOU INTENDED TO SPAR WITH ME! WHACK By Lank Leonard HERE'S THE DOCTOR, NOW! REVEREND — EXCUSE ME, REVEREND, I GOTTA MAKE A PHONE CALL! REVEREND — EXCUSE ME, REVEREND, I GOTTA MAKE A PHONE CALL By Johnny Hart I JUST CAN'T DO IT! BLESSED ARE THE CHICKEN HEARTED. TWIN EARTHS — I MUST SEE A DOCTOR, CHRIS! I OPENED THE REFRIGERATOR AND EVERYTHING HAS FROZEN... THEN WHAT SEEMED A SECOND LATER EVERYTHING WAS HALF-THAWED! SUPERMAN — JIMMY! SUPERMAN HAS SAVED HAWAII FROM A VOLCANO... BY GEORGE SIXTE WHY NOT? I THINK IT'S GREAT THAT HE SCRAPES HIS FEET AT THE DOOR. INSIDE...??! THE SAINT — I REMEMBER MY DEAR OLD GRAND-MOTHER USED TO SAY—"NEVER EXPLAIN ANYTHING-OR YOULL NEVER BE ABLE TO STOP THE ENBARGASSING THESE NATIVES BUT NOT STUPID ANCIENT CIVILIZATION!" HE SCRAPES HIS FEET AT THE DOOR. By Dick Brooks THANKS, BUT OURS IS COMIN' ALONG JUST FINE! SHE'S HEAPED FOR US WITH FIRE IN HER EYES! NOW TAKE IT EASY, JAN! By Fred Hermen GASTON! Monday, April 13, 1959 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin—B-7 By Carl Grubert WA-A HUNGRY, TOO! ALL RIGHT, COME ON, BABY! CAN YOU FEED YOURSELF? WHAT IS THIS? STRAINED VEGETABLES! IF YOU ACT LIKE A BABY, YOU'LL GET FED LIKE ONE! By Ham Fisher WHACK OO-LA-LA! LOOK! HE FLOORED TH' CHAMP ...C'MON, BOYS! MERCI, MON AMI...YOU 'AVE CONVEENCE ME ZAT "LA SAVIATE" EES SUPERIOR TO BOKEENG! By Bill O'Malley EXCUSE ME, REVEREND, I GOTTA MAKE A PHONE CALL! WHEW! THE MISSUS WASN'T OUT PLAYING TODAY! By Bill O'Malley WHEW! THE MISSUS WASN'T OUT PLAYING TODAY! By Oscar Lebeck IT'S ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION, NAN BUT, CHRIS, I'M BANE-- I'M RATIONAL! YET THE CLOCK SAID AN HOUR PASSED, NOT A SECOND! OH, HOW COULD I LOSE AN HOUR OUT OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING IT! By Wayne Boring WELL! DON'T STAND AROUND GABBING LIKE A COUPLE OF WIDE-EYED SUPERMAN FANS! DOES THE ROOF HAVE TO FALL IN ON YOU, BEFORE YOU GET TO WORK ON THOSE STORIES! 3 GASP!S THE ROOF IS FALLING IN! By Leslie Charteris THESE NATIVES ARE SUPERSTITIOUS, BUT NOT STUPID! THEY HAD AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION, PLUS SOME LEGACIES FROM MEDIEVAL SPANISH EXPLORERS, BEFORE YOU FOUND 'EM! NOW IF YOU START APOLOGIZING, IT MIGHT END UP AS A MASSACRE! By Leslie Charteris THESE NATIVES ARE SUPERSTITIOUS, BUT NOT STUPID! THEY HAD AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION. PLUS SOME LEGACIES FROM MEDIEVAL SPANISH EXPLORERS, BEFORE YOU FOUND 'EM! NOW IF YOU START APOLOGIZING, IT MIGHT END UP AS A MASSACRE! By Schulz Enjoy the Lively, Delicious, Satisfying Flavor of Wrigley's Spearmint Chewing Gum. Buy some today. CHECK YOUR PLACE FOR THE THINGS OTHER FAMILIES ARE WAITING TO PAY YOU GOOD MONEY FOR. THEN DIAL A FRIENDLY, HELPFUL CLASSIFIED AD WRITER AT PR 4-7870 WRIGLEY'S SPEARMINT CHEWING GUM