anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-04

B-4—Anocheim (Col.) Bulletin Saturday, April 4, 1958 MUTT AND JEFF — MR GIMICK, TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I AM A GOOD MAGICIAN I WILL SHOW YOU A FEW OF MY TRICKS! AS YOU CAN SEE, ON OR OFF, THERE IS NOTHING IN MY HAT... NOTHING! ABA GA ZABA, ABA GA ZABA FLARE I PUT IN MY HAND AND PULL OUT A HARE! VIRGIL — HOW DO YOU SPELL "TOMMY"? I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S YOUR NAME? JOEY HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT? J-O-E-Y MICKEY FINN — T-THERE'S HUNDREDS OF 'EM—IN ALL THE STORES! A PLASTIC FIRM THAT USED TO MAKE THOSE HOOPS IS MAKIN' 'EM—FROM THE PICTURE THAT WAS IN THE PAPER! T-THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE! SAME WEIGHT AND EVERYTHING! YEAH! AND WE'D BETTER MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET MIXED UP! AND RIGHT NOW! MICKEY FINN — T-THERE'S HUNDREDS OF 'EM—IN ALL THE STORES! A PLASTIC FIRM THAT USED TO MAKE THOSE HOOPS IS MAKIN' 'EM—FROM THE PICTURE THAT WAS IN THE PAPER! T-THEY LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE! SAME WEIGHT AND EVERYTHING! YEAH! AND WE'D BETTER MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET MIXED UP! AND RIGHT NOW! B.C. — AAAAAAA I FELL OFF THIS ROCK AND HURT MYSELF SO I'M SCREAMING AT IT! A FAT LOT OF GOOD IT'LL DO YOU TO SCREAM AT A ROCK. DIXIE DUGAN RIVETS — RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS MAYBE THE HANDSHAKE CLUB DON'T GO ALL OUT TWEENS, BUT WE'RE STILL GETTING LOTS OF HELP! A PLUMBER'S ALREADY IN THERE MAKING LIKE CRAZY WOW WITH THE PIPES! AND LOOK AT THE FREE PRINT! GERRY WANTS TO START ON THE OUTSIDE TODAY! WHAT DO YOU BET THE BOYS COME AROUND WHEN THEY SEE US LOOKING HEL LESS ON LADDERS! RED RYDER — ARREST HIM FOR EXTORTION, SHERIFF— I TORE UP THE PRINTS! BUT THE MEGATIVES ARE HIDDEN, COWBOY! AND IT WAS YVETTE WHO DEMANDED MONEY FROM YOU! YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF A CHARGE AGAINST ME! I RECKON HE'S RIGHT SHERIFF. THEN YVETTE ARREST BOY By Al Smith ABA GA ZABA, ABA GA ZABA FLARE! I PUT IN MY HAND AND PULL OUT A HARE! FOR A BALDHEADED GUY LIKE ME I THOUGHT THAT WAS A PRETTY NEAT TRICK! THE BERRYS — HOW'S YOUR LITTLE BROTHER? AAH, HES OKAY I GUESS! IS HE A LOT OF FUN? NAH, HE C TOO M By Len Kleis J-O-E-Y JOEY IS A DOPE JOE PALOOKA — GIAME A B-BREAK, BOYS...ILL RETOIN YER MONEY WHICH I GIVE T'M MR. FOWST! HA-HA... FORGET IT, JER... THANKS TO YOU... WE ALL GOT SIGNED FOR THE YANKEE FARM TEAMS, PAL! By Lank Leonard AND WE'D ER MAKE THEY DON'T FIXED UP! RIGHT! W! MARK TRAIL — YOU OUGHTA WATCH WHERE YOU STEP, MISTER TRAIL...YOUVE GONE AN RUINED ONE OF MY PEER SHARES! By Lank Leonard MARK TRAIL — YOU OUGHTA WATCH WHERE YOU STEP, MISTER TRAIL...YOUVE GONE AN RUINED ONE OF MY DEER SHARES! By Johnny Hart YOU GOTTA KICK IT! AAAAAAA REVEREND — EDS DINER COME ON, BUR IT'S A GOOD DAY FOR A BOWL OF SOUP GOOD EATS By McEvoy and Strielbel TWIN EARTHS — I HOPE YOU DIDN'T DISTURB ANYTHING WHILE SEARCHING CANNON'S HOME, TOM! By George Sixte AW, COME ON... THE THING TO DO IS GET RIGHT OUT AND CHASE ANOTHER ONE...BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR NERVE! SUPERMAN — YOU DIDN'T THINK ID BE FAR AWAY, DID YOU! By George Sixte AW, COME ON... THE THING TO DO IS GET RIGHT OUT AND CHASE ANOTHER ONE...BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR NERVE! By Dick Brooks WHAT DO YOU BET THE BOYS COME AROUND WHEN THEY SEE US LOOKING HELP LESS ON LADDERS! WHILE ACROSS TOWN... WHEN DO YOU GIVE THE TWINS THE WORD TO THROW IN WITH US OR ELSE? PRETTY SOON! By Fred Harmon I RECKON HE'S RIGHT, SHERIFF. THEN LE'S GET YVETTE AND I CAN ARREST THEM BOTH. HOW CAN WE DON'T YOU RECALL? YAQUI-JOE KIDNAPPED HER TO HELP ME! SUPERMAN — YOU DIDN'T THINK I'd BE FAR AWAY! DID YOU! WHEW! I'M SURE GLAD YOU WEREENT! BUT WAY DID METALLO GROW WEAK--AND FALL! THE SAINT — I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING YOU WERE CAPABLE OF, GRETA; BUT THIS TOPS IT ALL! AS TOPS NOT TO PRINCIPLU THIS CUL PEANUTS By Carl Grubert IS HE A LOT OF FUN? NAAH... HE CRIES TOO MUCH! JACKIE! JIMMIES READY TO GO FOR HIS WALK! OH, BOY! C'MON, PAL! SMILE FOR YOUR BIG BROTHER! AW, ISN'T HE CUTE! GOO! By Ham Fisher HA-HA... FORGET IT, JER... THANKS TO YOU... WE ALL GOT SIGNED FOR THE YANKEE FARM TEAMS, PAL! WHEW! BOY—I SURE MADE A POOL OF MYSELF...IT'S TH'END OF ME 8-BASEBALL CARBER. JERRY... JUST A MINUTE! 6-BOSH...IT'S CASEY... HUMSELP... OH, BOY-H-HE WANTS M-ME! By Ed Dodd By Ed Dodd PAW!... YOU DIDN'T..? NAW, HE AIN'T DEAD, BOY... NOT YET, ANYWAYS! By Bill O'Malley TWO ALPHABET SOUPS E.D. PLEASE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR SOUP, BUD? THERE'S A MISSPELLED WORD IN IT! By Oscar Lobeck HI, NAN, I'M BACK... HEY... WHAT'S BURNING? THIS POT IS RUINED!...AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT HAPPENED A MINUTE AGO I PUT MILK ON TO HEAT FOR HOT CHOCOLATE...IT BOILED AWAY BEFORE I COULD MOVE! THAT'S RIGHT...I I SAW IT, HAPPEN! By Wayne Boring HE THREW AWAY THE REAL KRYPTONITE WHICH SUSTAINED HIS METAL BODY-- AND INSERTED MY SAMPLE--WHICH WAS FAKE! HE DIED UP THERE ON THE LEDGE-- FROM A METALLIC HEART ATTACK! WHAT A TWIST! WAIT'LL CLARK KENT READS MY SENSATIONAL SCOOP! HE'LL BURN! MEANWHILE, ATOP THE PENTAGON IN WASHINGTON, D.C. WHERE AS SUPERMAN? By Wayne Boring HE THREW AWAY THE REAL KRYPTONITE WHICH SUSTAINED HIS METAL BODY-- AND INSERTED MY SAMPLE--WHICH WAS FAKE! HE DID UP THERE ON THE LEDGE-- FROM A METALLIC HEART ATTACK! WHAT A TWIST! WAIT'LL CLARK KENT READS MY SENSATIONAL SCOOP! HE'LL BURN! MEANWHILE, ATOP THE PENTAGON IN WASHINGTON, D.C. WHERE AS SUPERMAN? By Leslie Charteris I THOUGHT I KNEW EVERYTHING YOU WERE CAPABLE OF GRETA, BUT THIS TOPS IT ALL! AS TOFF TOLD YOU, WE HAVE TRIED NOT TO UPSET THE ANCIENT PRINCIPLES OF THIS CULTURE! BUT THIS ANCIENT RELIC HAD MODERN FILLINGS IN HIS TEETH! By Schulz