anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-03

Anaheim (Col.) Bulletin Friday, April 3, 1958 MUTT AND JEFF — WHO'S AFRAID? I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR TRICKS! WELL, THEN GET IN THE BOX, MUTT! I WANT TO SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. THIS IS A TRICK I USED TO DO ON STAGE WITH MY GIRL! I WOULD LOCK HER IN THE BOX AND THEN SAW THE BOX IN HALF! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL? OH, WE SHE'S LIVING AND SAINTING VIRGIL — I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW HOW TO TAKE A CLOCK APART AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AGAIN- OH, SURE! WILL IT STILL RUN? BETTER THAN EVER- IT'LL DO AN HOUR IN THREE MINUTE NOW MICKEY FINN — CHING FOY LOY PLOY, SARASOTA? H-HE COULD'VE JUST BEEN SCARIN' ME-AND THIS GUY HE'S TALKIN' TO NOW COULD BE— NO, PHIL! I'M SURE HE'S AN HONEST MAN! -AND THAT WE CAN BE VERY GLAD HE CAME IN! BUT, SERGEANT--WHEN YOU HAVE SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY EXCLUSIVE LIKE THIS— UNCLE PHIL! LOOK! CHING FOY LOY PLOY, SARASOTA? H-HE COULD'VE JUST BEEN SCARIN' ME-AND THIS GUY HE'S TALKIN' TO NOW COULD BE— NO, PHIL! I'M SUKE HE'S AN HONEST MAN! -AND THAT WE CAN BE VERY GLAD HE CAME IN! B.C. — WHAT WE NEED AROUND HERE IS DISCIPLINE! CHIN UP! CHEST OUT! STOMACH IN! DIXIE DUGAN YES, I REMEMBER—MRS. HACKETT ALWAYS KEPT THIS ROOM PADLOCKED— IT WAS HER HUSBAND'S PRIVATE STUDY-AFTER THE NIGHT HE DIED, NOTHING WAS ALLOWED TO BE DISTURBED—NOBODY WAS ALLOWED TO ENTER— I GUESS I IMAGINED I HEARD NOISES - SORRY IF I AWAKENED YOU— THUMP! SCRAPE! BUMP! RIVETS — R.R. STATION THE JACKSON TWINS ER...JAN OR JILL, WHOEVER YOU ARE, I GUESS WE'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS! IT'S JILL! I'VE HEARD ANOTHER CENTER'S BEEN STARTED! WHICH IS THE OFFICIAL ONE? I...I PON't KNOW/ I GUESS WE'LL HAVE TO GET TOGETHER ...S-SOMETIME! BERT'S GOT A POINT THERE, JILL! WE CAN'T HELP YOU AS A CLUB TIL YOU GET SOME SORT OF FORMAL RECOGNITION...BY THE SCHOOL, SAY... RED RYDER — NOW/I'M PUTTING AN END TO A ROTTEN EXTORTION RACKET REGARDLESS OF THE CONSEQUENCES! SHERIFF! I'M A VICTIM OF A VICIOUS EXTORTION PLOT! I WANT SOMEONE ARRESTED! I KNEW YOU'VE BEEN TROUBLED! By Al Smith WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GIRL? OH, WE SEPARATED! SHE'S LIVING IN NEW YORK AND SAN FRANCISCO! THE BERRYS — HONEY, I HATE TO SAY THIS... BUT YOUR CHECK BOOK AND THE BANK STATEMENT DON'T AGREE! By Lén Kleis IT'LL DO AN HOUR IN THREE MINUTES NOW JOE PALOOKA — VERYONE HERE WAITS WITH BATED BREATH AS JERRY LEEMY HURLS HIS FIRST PITCH WITH HIS BUMPLESS FINGER... OWW! IT'S A H-HOME RUN! LATER MARK TRAIL — SLOW DOWN, MR. LUDLOW... YOU CAN'T... HEY! REVEREND — UNCLE PAL! LOOK! By Johnny Hart FALL OUT FOR CHOW. By McEvoy and Striebel NO HARM DONE THAT'S NO IMAGINATION. MR. ROTHERFORD QUITE AUTHENTIC! By George Sixte REVEREND — HM-M-MYOU'RE NOT DOING SO WELL IN MATH, ART WHAT DOES YOUR TEACHER SAY ABOUT YOUR MATHEMATICS? TWIN EARTHS — CHRIS EXPERIMENTS WITH THE VENUSIAN GALAX-ELECTRO POWER UNIT NEAR HIS HOME I'll bet if I opened this power up I'd break mach I—and my neck. SUPERMAN — DO AS I SAY, SUPERMAN—CLEAR OUT OF HERE—OR I'LL JUMP, WITH THE GIRL. IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR MY TRUMP CARD TO GO TO WORK BOO... THE SAINT — ARE YOU CURIOUS ABOUT MY CEREMONIAL AT CERTAIN MAGICAL TIMES, UP THERE I THE SAINT — ARE YOU CURIOUS ABOUT MY CEREMONIAL DUTIES AS A GODDESS? THAT IS WHERE I PERFORM THEM! AT CERTAIN MAGICAL TIMES, UP THERE, I MAKE SACRIFICES! By Dick Brooks GOTA POINT PULL! WE HELP YOU AS TIL YOU GET PORT OF FORMAL TION... BY THE COOL, SAY... BUT UNTIL THEY DO THERE'S NOTHING TO KEEP US FROM HELPING THEM ON OUR OWN BOYS! COUNT ME IN, LARRY! ME, TOO! PEANUTS — By Schulz PEANUTS I GUESS I COMPLAIN A LOT FOR NOTHING... BEING A DOG REALLY ISN'T SO BAD... BEEP! EXCEPT FOR THE OCCASIONAL INDIGNITIES! By Fred Harmon THIS GIRL DISAPPEARED WITH YAQUIL JOE. GASTON IS IN THE HOTEL. IT WOOKED HIM OUT! I'll TAKE CARE OF HIS KIND QUICK! Schulz By Carl Grubert YOUR CHECK BOOK THE BANK STATEMENT DON'T AGREE! SO, WHOSE WORD ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE... THE BANKS, OR YOUR OWN SWEET, EVER-LOVING LITTLE WIFES? By Ham Fisher WOW! THIS HOMER OUT OF THE STADIUM MAKES IT 28 RUNS FOR TH' VANKS! AN' LEEMY'S STILL PITCHIN! BECAUSE OF THE LATE HOUR...THE OFFICIALS HAVE JUST ENDED THIS BALLGAME! ULP! MY TEAM'S BOINED UP FER GETTIN' EM INTO THIS M-MESS...THEY'RE COMIN' T'MOIDER M-ME! By Ed Dodd SLOW DOWN, MR. LUDLOW... YOU CAN'T... HEY! I GOT 'IM! By Bill O'Malley By Bill O'Malley WHAT DOES YOUR TEACHER SAY ABOUT YOUR MATHEMATICS? SHE SAYS AT THE RATE I M GOIN' ILL BE... THE LAST ONE TO REACH THE MOON! By Oscar Lebock I'll bet if opened this over up I will break Mach I and my neck. IVE BEEN UP FOR AN HOUR...ID BETTER GET OUT OF THIS SUIT AND BACK HOME. MEAN WHILE IVE BEEN THROUGH CANNON'S HOUSE THOROUGHLY...IF HE HAS THE UNIT, HE DOESHY KEEP IT HERE! By Wayne Boring ALL RIGHT, MATALLO! I'M LEAVING! AND STAY OUT OF MY SIGHT...IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR LOIS LANE! WH- WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME! I F-FEEL WEAK--DIZZY... We're falling! By Leslie Charteris By Leslie Charteris AT CERTAIN MAGICAL TIMES, UP THERE, I MAKE SACRIFICES! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A NOVELTY FOR YOU, GRETA DARLING! 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