anaheim-bulletin 1959-04-02

MUTT AND JEFF — JULIUS, YOU AND I LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE, NOW WHEN I JUMP INTO THIS TRUNK ON STAGE YOU JUMP UP IN THE AUDIENCE AND SHOUT -- HERE I AM! JEFF THE MAGICIAN GOT TO LOOK MY BEST SO JEFFS ACT GOES OVER GOOD TONIGHT! AND NOW, FOLKS, I WILL CLOSE THE TRUNK DOWN ON ME! VIRGIL — ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL KITE? I BUILT IT MYSELF! TH'STICKS ARE WAY TOO HEAVY! IT'S NEVER FLY! MICKEY FINN — A-A MUSEUM IN P-FLORIDA? YES! OLD CHINESE JUGGLER FRIEND SAY IT IS FOR CIRCUS RELICS EXCLUSIVELY — - AND THAT CANNOT USED BY "DAREDEVIL" SEBASTIAN IS THERE, ALONG WITH COSTUMES WORK IN ACT, ETC., ETC., ETC. - A-AND YOU R THINK IF I GOT CIRCULATION IT IN THAT MU WOULD B-BR THE JUVINX A-MUSEUM IN FLORIDA? YES! OLD CHINESE JUGGLER FRIEND SAY IT IS FOR CIRCUS RELICS EXCLUSIVELY— "DAREDEVIL." SEBASTIAN IS THERE, ALONG WITH COSTUMES WORN IN ACT, ETC., ETC., ETC. B.C. — WHAT A CUTS LITTLE ANT! BAP DIXIE DUGAN I WAS RESTLESS—COULDN'T SLEEP—SUDDENLY I HEARD MISS IN HERE AND DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE— INVESTIGATE WHAT P? THE FORBIDDEN ROOM RIVETS — THE JACKSON TWINS ...SO YOU SEE A CANTEEN IS GOOD FOR TEENS AND FOR THE CITY! KIDS HAVE A PLACE TO GO EVEN IF THEY DON'T HAVE DATES!...A CLEAN, SUPERVISED PLACE FOR OUR OWN MUSIC PANCES, SHows, AND GAMES! MAYBE EVEN POOP! AND WHAT KEEPS KIDS IN A NICE HAPPY PLACE WITH WHOLESOME ACTIVITIES IS GOOD FOR THE CITY! RED RYDER — YOULL FIND THAT PRENCHMAN IN ROOM BEYOND AT TOP OF STAIRS, RED AND HE'S GOING TO BE SORRY TO SEE ME! NOW, IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE YVETTE IS, ILL BE FORCED TO MAKE PUBLIC THESE PICTURES! WE'RE NO BACK IN EL NOW! By Al Smith HOW, FOLKS, I WILL THE TRUNK DOWN ON ME! JEFF THE MAGICIAN HERE I AM! THE BERRYS — PETER YOU'LL GET SOAKED! TAKE AN UMBRELLA! SHUCKS! A HOP SKIP AND A JUMP AND ILL BE IN TH CAR! AM By Len Kleis BOY'S DON'T IOHN MUCH ABOUT KITES! JOE PALOOKA — HEY, DOC...WHA HOPPEN? MADE TV' BUMP ON MY PITCHIN' FINGER D-DISAPPEAR! PLAY BALL! LEGEND—IF YA CAN STILL THROW THAT WEIRD STRIKE-OUT PITCH... YOU'RE HIRED? By Lank Leonard -A AND YOU REALLY THINK IF I GOT IT OUT OF CIRCULATION-BY PUTTING IT IN THAT MUSEUM-I IT WOULD B-BREAK THE JJINX? FEEL SO! WILL CALL CHINESE JUGGLER FRIEND AND SECURE NAME OF PLACE! MARK TRAIL — I THOUGHT YOU WAS A FRIEND O' TOM'S...AND YET YOU'D TURN ME OVER TO THE LAW! I AM TOM'S FRIEND... BUT I'M ALSO A DEPUTY HERE, IN ACT, THINK IF I GOT IT OUT OF CIRCULATION—BY PUTTING IT IN THAT MUSEUM—I IT WOULD B-BREAK THE JUJINX? CHINESE JUGGLER FRIEND AND SECURE NAME OF PLACE! By Johnny Hart BAP By McEvoy and Stribel THE FORBIDDEN ROOM By George Sixte ALL RIGHT...! YOU--YOU CANDY RUSTLERS WHO SWIPED MY LOLLIPOP?! I THOUGHT YOU WAS A FRIEND O' TOMS... AND YET YOU D TURN ME OVER TO THE LAW! I AM TOM'S FRIEND... BUT I'M ALSO A DEPUTY GAME WARDEN...NOW HEAD FOR THE CABIN! REVEREND — HOW IS THE MISSUS, DICK? OH, JUST FINE, THANKS! KNOW, REVEREND AFTER THESE YEARS. TWIN EARTHS — I WISH I COULDVE GONE UP THE BEACH WITH UNCLE CHRIS AND WATCHED HIM TEST THE POWER UNIT AND I WISH WE'd NEVER HEARD OF GALAXE ELECTRO POWER! YOU C WITH MY WORK, MAKE S CHOCO SUPERMAN — SUPERMAN! THAT'S LOIS! CANDY RUSTLERS WHO SWIPED MY LOLLIOP!! By Dick Brooks WE WANT TO BUILD UP AND RUN OUR OWN CANTEEN BUT WE'D LIKE A LITTLE HELP! THANK YOU! BUT HOW-ABOUT THE OTHER CANTEEN? THE SAINT — SHE NEVER WAS SLOW TO TAKE OVER A SITUATION—BUT GOLLY, HAS SHE GOT THIS ONE ORGANIZED! PEANUTS WOULDN'T IT BE WONDERFUL IF THERE WERE NO HATRED? By Carl Grubert HEY, PAT! OPEN TH' DOOR! NOW WHAT? THE GARAGE WAS LOOKED AND I FORGOT MY KEYS! By Ham Fisher LEEMY...IF WA CAN STILL THROW THAT WEIRD STRINE-OUT PITCH YOU'RE HIRED? OKAY, JERRY BOY...SHOW EM IT WAS NO PLUKE... I'LL PITCH EVEN BETTER WITHOUT TH' BUMP! M Leff: JERRY'S BASEBALL CAREER IS RIDING ON THIS PITCH... By Ed Dodd WAS A YOU'D AW! AWRIGHT, MR. TRAIL... IT'S THIS WAY! UNNOTICED BY MARK IN THE DIM LIGHT, A WIRE SHARE SET IN THE TRAIL IS CAREFULLY AVOIDED BY MOBS By Bill O'Malley OH JUST FINE, THANKS! YOU KNOW, REVEREND, AFTER ALL THESE YEARS-- SHE STILL MEETS ME AT THE DOOR WITH OPEN ARMS EVERY-- PAY DAY! By Oscar Lebock AND I WISH WEED EVEN HEARD OF GALAXIELECTRO POWER! YOU GO AHEAD WITH YOUR HOME-WORK RIC...I'll MAKE SOME HOT CHOCOLATE FOR US HMM...I DON'T SEE CANNON IN THERE! BUT IT WON'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE WHEN I GO IN! By Wayne Boring HA, HA, SUPERMAN! LOOK WHAT A SPOT SHE'S IN NOW! I CAN JUMP WITH THE GIRL--AND I WON'T BE HURT! BUT IT WILL KILL HER! I'LL DO EXACTLY THAT--UNLESS YOU CLEAR OUT OF HERE! HE'S RIGHT HE CAN HURT LOIS IN SEVERAL WAYS I'VE GOT TO HANDLE THIS CAREFULLY LOOK WHAT A SPOT SHE'S IN NOW! GIRL--AND I WON'T BE HURT! BUT IT WILL KILL HER! I'LL DO EXACTLY THAT--UNLESS YOU CLEAR OUT OF HERE! HE'S RIGHT HE CAN HURT LOIS IN SEVERAL WAYS I'VE GOT TO HANDLE THIS CAREFUL By Leslie Charteris I TOLD HIM THAT YOU ARE STILL BEING TESTED-WHETHER YOU WILL PROVE TO BE THE SUPREME CREATOR'S HEIR, OR AN IMPOSTOR DEPENDS ON ME! By Schulz WOULDN'T IT BE WONDERFUL IF THERE WERE NO HATRED IN THE WHOLE WORLD? WHY DOES THIS INTEREST YOU SO MUCH, CHARLIE BROWN? THEN NOBODY WOULD HATE ME!