anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-28

MICKEY FINN— OH, YOU JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TOURNAMENT, LOUIE? YEAH! I KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY GOOD IN FRONT OF THE GOVERNOR—SO I'M WILLIN' TO DO SOMETHIN'—IF YOU WANT TO TRY IT! Y-YOU MEAN GO AROUND THE COURSE WITH ME—IN ONE OF THOSE LITTLE ELECTRIC GOLF CARS? NO, NO—MY FOOT IS TOO BAD FOR THAT, SHERIFF! I MEAN THESE CLUBS I'M MAKING! SHERLOCK HOLMES— NO, MR. HOLMES! YOUR TROUBLES ARE OVER, MRS. FERGUSON! I KNOW THE TRUTH! FRANK GIACCIA 7-28 I NOW KNOW WHO THE "VAMPIRE" IS! VIRGIL— NOW- IF YOU BOYS WILL WAIT A MINUTE, ILL FIX SANDWICHES FOR YOU OOPS! EDDIE SPILLED HIS MILK, MA BUT-THINK NOTHIN' OF IT, EDDIE... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT NOW- IF YOU BOYS WILL WAIT A MINUTE, ILL FIX SANDWICHES FOR YOU OOPS! EDDIE SPILLED HIS MILK, MA BUT- THINK NOTHING OF IT, EDDIE... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT DIXIE DUGAN— YEP- AND WHY IS IT VACATIONS GO SO QUICKLY ?? IN YOUR CASE, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED NEVER A DULL MOMENT JET SCOTT— MISS CARESS IN CAN BREAK HER CONTRACT, J.B... FINE CONTRACT! YOU WROTE IT!! THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN HOLD HER! THE CONTRACT. SAYS EITHER SHE WORKS OR SHE CAN QUIT! MR. GATES? QUIET! IF THE CONTRACT SAYS SHE WORKS, WHY NOT LET HER!? RIVETS— RIVETS— THE JACKSON TWINS— IT'S THE DAY OF JILLI'S BIG DATE! HERE IS SUSAN, CAROLE! ALL FED AND PRESSED! I LEFT A NOTE IN THE KITCHEN TELLING— SHE'S NOT HERE!!! JILL, I SPENT THE NIGHT HERE, AT DORIS'S! SHE'S HAVING A HUGE HOUSE PARTY AND I CAN'T POSSIBLY GET HOME TIL LATE TONIGHT! BUT... BUT, CAROLE, YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!! RED RYDER— MISTER BUCKSTROM ACCIDENTALLY SHOT RIMSELF! GET A DOCTOR! IT IT'S TOO LATE, HONEY-PIE! I'LL TELL THE TRUTH! THEN HURRY UP! YOU'RE BAD HURT! I'M A CON-MAN... BOUGHT RYDER'S RANCH...HIRED TWO NO-GOODS TO ROB RYDER... THEY JUST ROBBED ME... AND TRIED TO SHUT ME UP. by Lank Leonard THE BERRYS— NO, NO—MY FOOT IS TOO BAD FOR THAT, SHERIFF! I MEAN THESE CLUBS I'M MAKING! WE JUST FINISHED THIS FIRST SET TODAY AND I THINK THEY'D HELP YOU A LOT! HEY, BABE! LISTEN, PAL WAY OVER by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle I NOW KNOW WHO THE "VAMPIRE" IS! YOU WON'T TELL ROBERT, WILL YOU? THE TRUTH WOULD BREAK HIS HEART! SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE by Len Kleis BUT-THINK NOTHIN' OF IT, EDDIE... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! AN NOBODY EVER GETS PUNISHED OVER ACCIDENTS WOODY WOODPECKER— 7-28-55 BY McEvoy and Striebel IN YOUR CASE, MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SO MUCH HAS APPENED NEVER A DULL MOMENT WHAT ABOUT YOU?? AND YOUR ANIMALS?? I EXPECT A SHOWDOWN ANY DAY NOW —SQUATTERS RIGHTS IS A THING OF THE PAST BY Stauk and Robinson IF THE CONTRACT SAYS SHE WORKS, WHY NOT LET HER!? YOU'RE RIGHT!! SHE GETS PAID, SHE SHOULD WORK! A BRILLIANT IDEA! BY George Sixta BUFFALO BILL— PUT YOU OUT?? BUFFALO BILL PUT YOU IN! JUST WHO PUT YOU OUT? SOLDIER FELLOW WITH MANY MARKS ON SLEEVES! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— GOING OVER TO SEE HAROLD?- YOU SAID HE IS THE DUMBEST BOY YOU KNOW. SUPERMAN— YOU! THE ONE WHO MISTOOK ME FOR A PURSE-SNATCHER! I REMEMBERED YOUR NAME AND CAME TO APOLOGIZE! A POLICEMAN CAUGHT THE REAL THIEF AND I GOT MY BAG BACK WITH MY ENGAGEMENT RING! by George Sixta SUPERMAN— YOU! THE ONE WHO MISTOOK ME FOR A PURSE-SNATCHER! I REMEMBERED YOUR NAME AND CAME TO APOLOGIZE! A POLICEMAN CAUGHT THE REAL THIEF AND I GOT MY BAG BACK WITH MY ENGAGEMENT RING! by Dick Brooks BUT... BUT, CAROLE, YOU CAN'T DO THIS!! GOOD BYE, JILL! DILL! DILL! WILLIE— WHOMP! WHAT'S GOOD FOR A BUMP, WILLIE? by Fred Harman I'M A CON-MAN... BOUGHT RYDER'S RANDOM HIRED TWO NO-GOODS TO ROB RYDER... THEY JUST ROBBED ME... AND TRIED TO SHUT ME UP. THE SAME TWO WE BUMPED INTO COMIN' DOWNSTAIRS LIKE SOARED RABBITS! IT WORKS! I'VE GOT IT AT LAST- A HI-FI SET-UP THAT'LL MAKE SOUNDS SO GOOD THAT NOBODY CAN TELL THEY'RE NOT REAL! Thursday, July 28, 1955 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin — 13 by Carl Grubert LISTEN, PAL...PAT'S ON HER WAY OVER HERE... YEAH! ABOUT LAST NIGHT, WE MEN GOTTA STICK TOGETHER... TELL HER THAT I—1 YI YI! IM DEAD! by Ham Fisher I FOLLOWED HIM DOWN... HE SANK LIKE A PLUMMET. CLUB...WHOOEEE... SHORE WENT DEEP... WULL ILL BE... SHE'S STILL A RUNNIN'...M BOTTOM PERPELLER'S GOIN'...WULL ILL BE... WHAT'S THAT... HE IS NOW A MOTOR BOAT? by Walter Laniz by Fred Meagher SOLDIER FELLOW WITH MANY MARKS ON SLEEVES! THAT BE SERGEANT O'MALLEY! WHY THE WOIRM BE A DISGRACE TO THE OL' GOD! O'MALLEY... YOU INSULTED MY INJUN FRIEND! PUT UP YOUR DOIRTY DUKES! QUIET! BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT, TOO! by R. M. Brinkerhoff ER TO SEE YOU SAID HE BEST BOY KNOW. WELL-- I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DUMB HE IS TODAY. HI, HAROLD-- WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR? IM DOING THIS TO GET BOW LEGS LIKE A REAL COWBOY MARY -HE'S DUMBER THAN EVER by Wayne Boring I REMEMBERED YOUR NAME AND CAME TO APOLOGIZE! A POLICEMAN CAUGHT THE REAL THIEF AND I GOT MY BAG BACK WITH MY ENGAGEMENT RING! I ONLY PICKED THE WRONG MAN IN MY PANIC AT LOSING IT, BUT NOW- EXCUSE ME, BUT I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT TO CLARK HERE. WHAT? ME ENGAGED TO HIM? IF HE TOLD YOU THAT-- MAYBE HE OUIGHT TO APOLOGIZE TO ME! BUT-- BUT. I THOUGHT -- AHA! I SEE! CLARK, THIS IS A MIGHTY LOW TRICK TO GET ME TO RESTORE YOUR AND NEVER MIND EXPLAINING! YOU CAN FORGET THAT RAISE FOR GOOD! OHH.. WHAT'S THE USE! THE MORE I TRY, THE MORE EVERYTHING GOES WRONG! TALK ABOUT BAD DAYS-- AND by Wayne Boring I REMEMBERED YOUR NAME AND CAME TO APOLOGIZE! A POLICEMAN CAUGHT THE REAL THIEF AND I GOT MY BAG BACK WITH MY ENGAGEMENT RING! I ONLY PICKED THE WRONG MAN IN MY PANIC AT LOSING IT, BUT NOW— EXCUSE ME, BUT I'D LIKE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT TO CLARK HERE. WHAT? ME ENGAGED TO HIM? IF HE TOLD YOU THAT-- MAYBE HE OUGHT TO APOLOGIZE TO ME! BUT--BUT, I THOUGHT...AHA! I SEE! CLARK, THIS IS A MIGHTY LOW TRICK TO GET ME TO RESTORE YOUR RAISE! AND NEVER MIND EXPLAINING! YOU CAN FORGET THAT RAISE FOR GOOD! OHH..WHAT'S THE USE! THE MORE I TRY, THE MORE EVERYTHING GOES WRONG! TALK ABOUT BAD DAYS--AND THIS ONE'S ONLY STARTING." by Leonard Samsome WHAT'S GOOD FOR A BUMP, WILLIE? ICE CUBES WILL TAKE IT DOWN, MAGGI! THANKS. I ALWAYS TRIP ON THAT BUMP IN THE CEMENT! by Leslie Charteris GOT IT FI SET-UP SO GOUNDS SO EBODY ARE NOT I STILL DON'T SEE HOW THAT BUYS ME ANY MINK. ME NEITHER. OKAY, NOW I KNOW I've GOT IT LICKED, HELP ME TAKE IT APART! MAYBE YOU'LL CATCH WISE WHEN WE GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD!