anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-22

MICKEY FINN— LOUIE M. FUDDLE DRINKING I SURE WANT TO THANK YOU SHERIFF, FOR SENDIN' ME ALL THAT MONEY! I D'FORGOTTEN IT WAS PART OF OUR DEAL —ON HEADACHE! WELL, I ALWAYS KEEP MY WORD, LOUIE! NOW, I-AHWANT YOU TO DO SOMETHIN' FOR ME! A TOURNAMENT —UP AT THE STATE CAPITAL? YES! AND THE GOVERNOR HAS ASKED ME TO BE HIS PARTNER —SO YOU CAN SEE THE FIX I'M IN! GOSH—IM UP TO MY NECK HERE —and AT THE FAGTORY! I D' LIKE TO, BUT— B-BUT, LOUIE! I-I HAVEN'T PLAYED ALL WINTER—A AND WITHOUT YOU, I D' BE TERRIBLE! SHERLOCK HOLMES— THIS DOG IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE BECOME PARALYZED BY NATURAL CAUSES, HOLMES! FRANK GIACOMO 7-22 INTERESTING! BUT LET'S FORGET THE DOG FOR A MOMENT, WATSON! VIRGIL— I CAN'T LEAVE MY ROOM, HOMER I'M BEING PUNISHED OH WELL— WE CAN STILL PLAY CATCH I'M GETTIN' THIRSTY I'LL GET YOU A DRINK OH WELLWE CAN STILL PLAY CATCH DIXIE DUGAN— SHE'S ON DANNY'S TRAIL ALL RIGHT— BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THINGS— OH NO! DANNY! JET SCOTT— GATEWAY PRODUCTIONS STOCK HAS TAKEN A NOSE DIVE LATELY GATED! KEEP LOSING MONEY AND US STOCKHOLDERS MAY DEMAND A SHAKEUP! I LEAVE YOU WITH THE HOPE NOTHING GOES WRONG WITH YOUR BIGGEST PRODUCTION--SON OF THE SPHINX! SHEDON STARK ERRY ROBINSON RIVETS— HEY! STOP! DON'T GO IN THERE!! CAUTION DANGER DEEP WATER HEY! STOP! DON'T GO IN THERE!! CAUTION DEEP WATER DANGER DEEP WATER THE JACKSON TWINS— JALL, I DID APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOPPED PLAYING UP TO CURT? BUT I DIDN'T CAROLE, HONEST? I CAN'T HELP IT IF HE WANTS TO TALK TO ME! MOTHER, WHY DID YOU LET HER COME DOWN HERE? I THOUGHT WE HAD AN AGREEMENT ABOUT THAT? SHE WON'T BE DOWN AGAIN FOR A LONG TIME? THAT'S WHY I LET HER COME TODAY? DADDY AND I ARE OFF TO WESTERN WITH THE SHAWS WEEK? DO YOU YOU CAN MANAG HOUSE, DEAL RED RYDER— LOOK, SHERIFF! BUCKSTROM IS GELLIN' THE RANCH HE JUST PAID ME $100,000 FOR. DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANY CONNECTION? IT APPEARS TOO OBVIOUS TO BE TRUE! I WONDER! MEANWHILE THE TWO OUTLAWS HIRED TO ROB RED ARE HAVING A LOEING GAME! by Lank Leonard THE BERRYS— IM UP NECK HERE AT THE RY! I'D DO, BUT— B-BUT, LOUIE! I-I HAVEN'T PLAYED ALL WINTER-AAND WITHOUT YOU, I'D BE TERRIBLE! YEAH-I KNOW! OKAY-I'll DO IT! HOT DIGGETY! YOU'RE A REAL PAL, LOUIE! I WAS SURE YOUWOULDN'T LET ME DOWN! DON'T LET DAD KID YOU, JILL. YOU WEAR AS MANY CLOTHES AS GRANDMA DID IN HER DAY! YEAH, BUT NOT ALAT THE SAME TIM by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle LET'S FOR! I SHOULD LIKE TO HAVE DR. WATSON TAKE A LOOK AT MRS. FERGUSON! SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JOE PALOOKA— I LOST 'EM. GEE, SEEMED LIKE A NICE BUNCH A FELLAS. I LIKED HAVIN' COMPANY. TRANSLATION EVERYTHING INSTANT HE BORDER WET BLAST HIM TO PIECES. by Len Kleis I'LL GET YOU A DRINK THANKS WOODY WOODPECKER— HI, WOODY! HOW'D YA LIKE TO MAKE SOME EASY MONEY? SWELL, BUZZ! BUT HOW? 7-12-55 BY GOIN' IN BUSINESS PA SHIP WITH M by McEvoy and Striebel DANNY! BY YOU WITH THE HOPE NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR BIGGEST DUCTION--SON OF THE SPHINX! YOU'RE NOT EATING J.B. WHO CAN HAVE AN APPETITE WITH A WOLFE AT YOUR DOOR? I'M STILL-LL HONGRY! by George Sixta BUFFALO BILL— THERE'S A MOB OF 'EM, SIR! SA-A-ABERS!! AND HOLD YOUR GROUND!! HURRY FOR THE GATE! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— I'M GOING OVER AND PLAY BALL WITH TOMMY NO.-I'M KEEPING UP IN HIS ROOM A PUNISHMENT SUPERMAN— THAT'S THE ONE WHO SNATCHED MY PURSE! HE RAN IN THIS DIRECTION! YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE! I'M CLARK KENT, REPORTER FOR THE DAILY PLANET! SUPERMAN— THAT'S THE ONE WHO SNATCHED MY PURSE! HE RAN IN THIS DIRECTION! YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE! I'M CLARK KENT, REPORTER FOR THE DAILY PLANET! WE I YELLOW SNATCH YOU' YOU CAN A by Dick Brooks DADDY AND I ARE GOING OFF TO WESTERN ISLAND WITH THE SHAWS FOR A WEEKLY.... DO YOU THINK YOU CAN MANAGE THE HOUSE, DEAR? I CAN MANAGE THINGS BEAUTIFULLY! JUST BEAUTIFULLY MOTHER! WILLIE— MIND WASHING THE DISHES TONIGHT, WILLIE? AW, MOM! GO ON! IT'S FUN IF I MAKE A GAME OF IT by Fred Harman MEANWHILE THE TWO OUTLAWS HIRED TO ROB RED ARE HAVING A LOSING GAME! SORRY, BOYS BUT ONE MORE GAME MAY RETURN YOUR LUCK! HERE'S MY LAST THOUSAND FOR SOME CHIPS! MINE TOO! THE SAINT— PUT THAT TOY DOWN AND GIVE ME A HAND HOOKING THIS UP! Friday, July 22, 1955 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin 9 by Carl Grubert YEAH, BUT NOT ALL AT THE SAME TIME! WHEN A GAL JUMPS INTO HER CLOTHES NOWADAYS... IT LOOKS LIKE SHE MISSED HALF OF THEM! by Ham Fisher TRANSLATION FROM THE RUSSIAN EVERYTHING IS READY...THE INSTANT HE CROSSES THE BORDER WELL BLAST HIM TO PIECES. WHERE IS HE? HE WAS HEADED THIS WAY. BY GOIN' INTO A BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP WITH ME! OKAY! WHAT DO I HAVE T' DO? BASEBALL GAME TODAY! KNOTHOLES 50 BOXES 3¢ EXTRA by Fred Meagher HURRY! BREAK FOR THE FORT GATE! THAT BE THE BEST NEWS OI'VE HEARD IN DAYS! MORE SOLDIERS COME! RETREAT! RETREAT! by R. M. Brinkerhoff NO. I'M KEEPING TOMMY UP IN HIS ROOM AS A PUNISHMENT UP THERE? NOW...A NICE, FAST CURVE, TOMMY by Wayne Boring WE HEARD THIS LADY YELLING HER PURSE WAS SNATCHED! AND SHE SAYS YOU'RE THE GUY--BUT IF YOU CAN PROVE YOU'RE A REPORTER-- OF COURSE! IT'S RIGHT HERE IN... OH-OH... IN MY RUSH THIS MORNING, I FORGOT MY WALLET... WELL--WHERE IS IT? MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL A COP! WHAT WERE YOU DOING IN THIS HALLWAY ANYWAY? DO YOU LIVE HERE? ER--NO... ER--BUT-- BUT...I -- OH, GOSH! WHAT A MESS. by Wayne Boring WE MADE A TAKE! I'M MARK KENT, PORTER FOR THE PLANET! WE HEARD THIS LADY YELLING HER PURSE WAS SNATCHED! AND SHE SAYS YOU'RE THE GUY--BUT IF YOU CAN PROVE YOU'RE A REPORTER-- OF COURSE! IT'S RIGHT HERE IN... OH-OH... IN MY RUSH THIS MORNING I FORGOT MY WALLET... WELL--WHERE IS IT? MAYBE WE SHOULD CALL A COP! WHAT WHERE YOU DOING IN THIS HALLWAY ANYWAY? DO YOU LIVE HERE? ER--NO... ER--BUT--BUT... I--OH, GOSH! WHAT A MESS! GO ON! IT'S FUN IF YOU MAKE A GAME OF IT! SAY! THIS IS FUN! BY Leslie Charteris THAT TOY DOWN GIVE ME A HAND KING THIS UP! ISN'T IT LOVELY? THE NEWEST SUPER-WOOFER! WHAT, ANOTHER? YOU'VE ALREADY GOT TWO WOOFERS! AND THREE TWEETERS! SO NOW ILL HAVE THREE OF EACH. WE'LL NEED 'EM ALL FOR THE NOISE I'M COUNTING ON TO MAKE US RICH, DOLLY! LEVIE CHRISTADS JOHN SPRANGER