anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-20

12—Anabeim (Cal.) Bulletin Wednesday, July 20, 1953 MICKEY FINN— LOVE DIDN'T COME BACK TO THE FACTORY? NO! AND I WAITED THERE UNTIL FIVE O'CLOCK—WHEN HIS HELP CLOSED UP AND WENT HOME! I CAN'T GET OVER HIM HAVIN' A FACTORY, PAUL —AND OWNING A DRIVING RANGE! HE'S A LOT SMARTER THAN I THOUGHT! I'D HARDLY SAY THAT CLANCY! I'M AFRAID HE'LL NEVER MAKE THE DRIVING RANGE PAY—and HE'LL CERTAINLY NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPETE WITH THE BIG MANUFACTURERS OF GOLF CLUBS! SHERLOCK HOLMES— WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS DOG, MR. FERGUSON? HE BECAME ALMOST COMPLETELY PARALyzed ABOUT TEN DAYS AGO, MR. HOLMES! VIRGIL— R-RING IS YOUR MOTHER AT HOME, YOUNG MAN? YESSIR BUT SHE'S PRETTY BUSY- R-RING IS YOUR MOTHER AT HOME, YOUNG MAN? BUT SHE'S PRETTY BUSYYESSIR DIXIE DUGAN— I S'POSE YOU THINK I SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO YOU—WELL I'M NOT! I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN FINDING YOUR BOY —WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME IS INCONSEQUENTIAL! FROM NOW ON YOU KEEP AWAY FROM MY KID! HE'S WILD ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU MAKING HIM WILDER! TOO BAD HE COULD BE A GREAT NATURALIST SOME DAY— JET SCOTT— ALL THESE ACCIDENTS AT GATEWAY STUDIOS, SCOTT—YOU THINK MAYBE THEY AINT ACCIDENTS? IT'S A POSSIBILITY! BUT THERE'S NO PROOF! LOOK, SCOTT, DO ME A FAVOR AND KEEP IT QUIET! MY BIGGEST STOCKHOLDER SHOULDN'T HEAR A RUMOR LIKE THAT! MEANING BRANDON WOLFE! RIVETS— RIVETS— THE JACKSON TWINS— OHOO THIS LETTER FROM JILL JUST MAKES ME BOIL? WHY DOES SHE TAKE IT, MOM? IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SHE'S JUST DOING A FEW LITTLE EXTRAS FOR MRS. THORNE! IT'S JUST LIKE JILL! YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO BE PAID FOR EVERYTHING, JAN. SOME THINGS YOU DO BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO HELP! YOU CAN'T READ BETWEEN THE LINES LIKE I CAN, MOM? SHE ISN'T TELLING THE WHOLE STORY. RED RYDER— I'M THIRSTY... GONNA WET MY WHISTLE! YUM GOT ANY MONEY! NO SMALL CHANGE... ONLY FIVE OF THESE BIG 1000 DOLLAR BILLS! THEN I'M BREAKING ONE OF MINE! I FEEL LIKE HOWLIN! BUT BUCKSTROM WARNED US NOT TO SPEND IT TILL NEWS OF THE RYDER ROBBERY BLOWS OVER! I AIN'T SCARED! by Lank Leonard WELL,LET'S HOPE YOU'RE WRONG PHIL! YOU EXPECT TO SEE AIM TONIGHT—AT THE DRIVING RANGE? YES! I'M GOIN' OVER THERE RIGHT AFTER SUPPER! by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle I MEANT TO CALL IN A VET, BUT SO MANY DISTRESSING THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING... DR. ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE by Len Kleis BUT SHE'S PRETTY BUSY- SHE'S ENTERTAININ' ABOUT TWENTY HEAD O' WOMEN THIS AFTERNOON THE BERRYS— THERE! NOW ARE YOU SATISFIED? YUP! JOE PALOOKA— HE KEEPS WAVERING BACK AT US...MUST THINK WE'RE HAVING FUN WITH HIM. I'll SEND HELICOPTERS. WOODY WOODPECKER— MARKET CHECK STAND 7-20-55 BUT SHE'S PRETTY BUSYSHE'S ENTERTAININ' ABOUT TWENTY HEAD O'WOMEN THIS AFTERNOON by McEvoy and Striebel ROM NOW ON YOU KEEP AWAY FROM MY KID! IT'S WILD ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU MAKING HIMOLDER! TOO BAD-HE COULD BE A GREAT NATURALIST SOME DAY— I BET ONE Q'MY MEN GOT YER LION! BUFFALO BILL— CAPTAIN...MAKE A SWEEPING ATTACK OUT BEYOND THAT GULLEY! THAT WILL GIVE BUFFALO BILL A CHANCE TO HUSTLE HIS FRIENDS IN THROUGH THE GATE! HOW MANY SHOSHO-NES ARE OUT BEYOND THE GULLEY SIR? by Stauk and Robinson LOOK, SCOTT, D ME A FAVOR, AND KEEP IT QUIET! MY GREST STOCKHOLDER WOULDN'T HEAR A RUMOR LIKE THAT! MEANING ANDON WOLFE! ANNO THERE'S YOUR BOSS, I B. DATES. I WANT TO SEE HIM-ABOUT A RUMOR! I'M HONORY, MISTER WOLFE! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— AW--I DON'T LIKE STEAK ALL GROUND UP LIKE THIS! I WISH YOU KOW EXPENSIVE IS THESE DA HARD TO GET by George Sixta SUPERMAN— GET BACK! THAT BURNING TRUCK IS LIABLE TO GO OFF ANY SECOND. THERE'S BARELY TIME TO LIFT IT HIGH UP AND HURL IT OVER A SAFE SPOT WHERE THE FALLING FRAGMENTS WON'T HURT ANYONE! by George Sixta SUPERMAN— GET BACK! THAT BURNING TRUCK IS LIABLE TO GO OFF ANY SECOND! THERE'S BARELY TIME TO LIFT IT HIGH UP AND HURL IT OVER A SAFE SPOT WHERE THE FALLING FRAGMENTS WON'T HURT ANYONE! by Dick Brooks SHE ISN'T HAVING ANY FUN? WHAT I'D GIVE TO GO UP AND TAKE HER PLACE AND STAND UP TO THOSE TWO WITCHES JUST ONCE? WILLIE— WILLIE...ASK YOUR SISTER IF SHE'D CARE TO JOIN US SISTER? WHY, THAT'S MY MOM! NO! YOU ARE BUT J WILLIE! THIS E CREATURE...THIS R EPITOME OF FEMINI THIS...YOUR MOTHER IT CANNOT BE! by Fred Harman BUCKSTROM WARNED NOT TREND IT TUL IS OF THE RYDER ROBBERY BLOWS OVER! I AIN'T SCARED! I WARNED YOU BUMS YESTERDAY... NO MONEY, NO DRINK! OH! START POURIN! ANY SHUT UP! THE SAINT— Audio-A I'M AFRAID WEVE ONLY GOT MUSICAL RECORDS, BUT THE BEST! MUSIC-FOOSIC! WRAP IT TAKE IT IT IN MY C ON MY C IF IT PU by Carl Grubert I'M IMPROVING, OR JACKIE'S SLIPPING! WHAT DO YOU MEAN? HE JUST ASKED ME A QUESTION THAT I COULD ANSWER! by Ham Fisher THAT WOULDN'T DO ANY GOOD... HIS PROPELLER WOULD PREVENT ANY HELP... THEN KEEP FOLLOWING HIM. MAYBE HE'LL LAND SOMEWHERE. BUT NO... THE ONLY WAY NUMPHREY COULD LAND WOULD BE IF THE NUCLEAR FUEL WHERE SPENT... BUT IT ISN'T BY A DARN SIGHT! GREAT DAY... SHE'S A PICKIN' UP SPEED AGAIN... DURN. by Walter Lants MARKET CHECK STAND by Fred Meagher I DON'T KNOW! BUT IF YOU NEED HELP, IT'LL BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU! "F" TROOP WILL BE STANDING BY! WE GOTTA HURRY! I'LL PEEL OFF INTO TH' GULLEY AS WE PASS THAT STUMP! BUGLER! SOUND, DRAW PISTOLS! by R. M. Brinkerhoff I WISH YOU KNEW HOW EXPENSIVE MEAT IS THESE DAYS--HARD TO GET, TOO! OH, SNOOKER-DAD IS TAKING US ALL TO TONY'S WAGON FOR DINNER--YOU CAN ORDER WHAT YOU WANT! WELL SNORKER-WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ORDER? HAMBURGER TONY by Wayne Boring HERE'S BARELY TIME D LIFT IT HIGH UP D HURL IT OVER A SAFE OT WHERE THE FALLING AGMENTS WON'T HURT ANYONE! THERE SHE GOES--RIGHT ABOVE THE CITY DUMP WHERE THE DEBRIS CAN'T DO ANY DAMAGE! AND NOW--BACK TO THAT HALLWAY TO SWITCH TO CLARK KENT! ONE MORE DELAY LIKE THIS AND YLL BE LATE TO THE OFFICE AGAIN-- WHICH MEANS GOODBYE TO THE RAISE I WAS PROMISED! by Wayne Boring THERE SHE GOES--RIGHT ABOVE THE CITY DUMP WHERE THE DEBRIS CAN'T DO ANY DAMAGE! AND NOW--BACK TO THAT HALLWAY TO SWITCH TO CLARK KENT! ONE MORE DELAY LIKE THIS AND YLL BE LATE TO THE OFFICE AGAIN--WHICH MEANS GOOD-BYE TO THE RAISE I WAS PROMISED! by Leonard Samsome NO! YOU ARE BUT JOSHING. WILLIE! THIS EXQUISITE CREATURE...THIS RAWISHING EPITOME OF FEMININITY...THIS...YOUR MOTHER? NO! IT CANNOT BE! NO NO NO! THIS I CANNOT BELIEVE! SHE'S SO YOUNG...A MERE CHILD... DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE YOU OVERACTED, BOBBIN' GAM? PHAPS...BUT IT GOT RESULTS! 10° FOR YOU AND 10° FOR ME! by Leslie Charteris AFRAID WE'VE ONLY GOT RECORDS--THE BEST! WRAP IT UP, AND I'LL TAKE IT HOME AND TRY IT IN MY OWN CIRCUIT, ON MY OWN RECORDINGS. IF IT PUTS OUT, ILL BUY IT! CERTAINLY! I'LL BE GLAD TO, HI-FI! I'll PLAY YOU SOME OF MY RECORDS SOME DAY--LIKE A WAVE BREAKING, SO REAL YOU'D JUMP BACK TO SAVE GETTING YOUR FEET WET!