anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-12

MICKEY FINN— WHY, GOVERNOR, YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO PLAY WITH YOU! THEN THE TOURNAMENT IS TO BE A TEAM AFFAIR? YES! AND TO MAKE IT DOUBLY INTERESTING, EACH MAYOR WILL HAVE AS HIS PARTNER AN OUTSTANDING AMATEUR GOLFER FROM HIS OWN CITY! B-BUT, GOVERNOR — I'M NOT FROM YOUR CITY! WELL, BEING GOVERNOR OF THE STATE, EVERY CITY IS MY CITY, PHIL — AND I'D RATHER PLAY WITH YOU THAN WITH ANYONE I KNOW! SHERLOCK HOLMES— SHOW SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. WATSON IN! IT WAS GOOD OF YOU TO COME! FRANK DIACONI 7-12 MAY MY PR VIRGIL— THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR TH' TWO OF US! THAT'S RIGHT LIMITED POPULATION 10,394 ALL RIGHT! LET'S SEE YOU START SOMETHING! HAW! LET'S SEE YOU! THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR TH' TWO OF US! THAT'S RIGHT ALL RIGHT! LET'S SEE YOU START SOMETHING! HAV. LET'S SEE YOU! DIXIE DUGAN— DAWN— AND THE BEARSVILLE BOYS KEEP THEIR WORD— WILD MAN WHAT AND HIS PET AFRICAN ANIMALS MUST GO! GEE — LOOKS LIKE AN ARMY! LET ME TALK TO HIM FIRST — MAYBE HE'll MEET YOU MAN TO MAN— AN'HAVE THAT LION ON MY NECK LIKE THE PROBABLY DID MY KID?? JET SCOTT— YOU CAN'T GO IN, YOU'VE BEEN FIRED! MR. SCOTT! YOU CAN'T! MR. GATES IS IN CONFERENCE! BE-SIDEES, YOU'VE BEEN-- FIRED! THAT SUITS ME FINISH! I BEGGED SCIEN-TIFACT NOT TO SHOW ME INTO THIS ANYWAY! HERE'S YOUR CONTRACT, GATES! RIVETS— RIVETS— THE JACKSON TWINS— WE'RE ALL READY TO GO, MRS. THORNE! ISN'T SUSIE THE GLAMOUR GIRL IN HER NEW RUFFLED PLAYSUIT? HUM... SO ARE YOU MY DEAR, IN THAT BATHING SUIT! I HOPE CAROLE'S CURT ISN'T THERE! LATER TAKE SUSAN DOWN IN FRONT OF THE CLUBHOUSE, JILL, AND BE SURE TO GET AN UMBRELLA TO SHADE HER! OOOH, WHAT A TERRIFIC DIVING TOWER ON THAT RAFT? RED RYDER— CAN ME GO ALONG, RED RYDER! I'M ONLY RIDIN' IN TO TH' BANK WITH THIS MONEY! YOU STAY, HELP TH' DUCHESS! WE'LL BE MOVIN' SOON! I'LL BE A LITTLE LATE FOR SUPPER, DUCHESS! THOUGHT I'D TALK TO TOOD ABOUT BUYING HIS RANCH. YEAH, BUT BANK THAT MONEY YOU GOT OUT THE ONE FIRST! RYDER'S COMIN'. by Lank Leonard — THE BERRYS— BEING GOVERNOR OF ATE, EVERY CITY IS MY, PHIL — AND I D R PLAY WITH YOU THAT MAKES ME FEEL SWELL, GOVERNOR! I HAVENT PLAYED ANY GOLF FOR MONTHS, BUT WITH LOUIE CADPYING FOR US, I'M SURE ILL— OH THAT REMINDS ME, PHIL! I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU ABOUT LOUIE! by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle MAY I PRESENT MY SON BY A PREVIOUS MARRIAGE, JACK! HOW DO YOU DO, JACK! BULLEY IN CLASSIFIED ADS can bring you CACLI, HELL—THAT MAKES A DIFFERENCE WE WONT HAVE TO FIGHT A AFTER ALL WHUT TH'' A...A HITCH... HIKER... FOOD? WOODY WOODPECKER— AH! SIZE SIX! SIX? by McEvoy and Striebel ME TALK THAT LION ON MY NECK LIKE HE PROBABLY DID MY KID? AN'HAVE THAT LION ON MY NECK LIKE HE PROBABLY DID MY KID? O.K. FELLAS! SPREAD OUT! WHEN I SHOOT START CLOSIN' IN AN' KNOCK OFF THEM WILD ANIMALS - SPECIALLY THAT LION! PLEASE MISTER! HE LOST HIS OWN SON! - WHY WOULD HE LET ONE OF HIS PETS HARM YOURS? BUFFALO BILL— LOOK! UP THERE! IT'S THE SAME SHOSHONES! THEY'VE TAKEN A SHORT CUT! EVERYBODY BEAR LEFT! BLUE BIRD, STAY TO THE LEFT OF US WITH THE BABY! BUT KEEP GOIN'! RED! THAT SUITS ME! I BEGGED SCIENCE NOT TO SHOW ME INTO ANYWAY! HERE'S YOUR CONTRACT, GATES! I LIKE YOU! YOU'RE SPUNKY! SO I'VE CHANGED MY MIND AGAIN- YOU'RE HIRED! SHELDON STARK JERRY ROBINSON by George Sixta LITTLE MARY MIXUP— HAS MARY GONE TO OUR GYM CLASS YET? LONG AGO SUPERMAN— I CHURNED THAT TRACT OF YOURS UP THOROUGHLY AND FOUND NO MORE GOLD THAN THIS, GREENE! BUT HERE IT IS -- MINUS THE PERCENTAGE YOU PROMISED TO LOCAL CHARITY! BUT...BUT... IT'S HARDLY WORTH ANYTHING AT ALL... LATER... by George Sixta SUPERMAN— I CHURNED THAT TRACT OF YOURS UP THOROUGHLY AND FOUND NO MORE GOLD THAN THIS, GREENE! BUT HERE IT IS--MINUS THE PERCENTAGE YOU PROMISED TO LOCAL CHARITY! LATER... by Dick Brooks OODH, WHAT A TERRIFIC DIVING TOWER ON THAT RAFT? NOW, SUSIE, YOU SIT RIGHT HERE WHILE I PUT UP THE UMBREL-- WHY, SUSIE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?! WAH by Fred Harman RYDER'S COMIN'. JUST LIKE BUCKSTROM SAID HE WOULD. WILLIE— MOM...MAY I HAVE A DIME, PLEASE? WELL, ALL RIGHT HERE YOU ARE, WILLIE GOLLY THANK THE SAINT— WE FOUND GOGGLES IN TIME TO GET HIM TO A DOCTOR! YOU SEE, WHEN DUDE AND BRUISER CAME CALLING ON ME, I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE A FRIEND ALONG, WE CLOBBERED 'EM AND MADE 'EM TALK! YOU'RE CRAZY! I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALL THIS! Tuesday, July 12, 1955 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin — 13 by Carl Gruber BOO! WELL, YOU DIDN'T EXPECT ME TO STAND THERE WITH MY EYES CLOSED, DID YOU? NEVER MIND! by Ham Fisher C-CANT...CAN'T DO IT...IT TRUSTID ME... I...I'LL JEST HAFTA STARVE... by Walter Lants MY FEET AREN'T THAT BIG! I WEAR A SIZE FOUR! BUT... OKAY! HERE'S A SIZE FOUR, WINNIE! I'LL TAKE 'EM! WOOOY'S SHOE SHOPPE MY FEET AREN'T THAT BIG! I WEAR A SIZE FOUR! BUT... OKAY! HERE'S A SIZE FOUR, WINNIE! I'll TAKE 'EM! WOODY'S SHOE SHOPPE BLUE BIRD, STAY TO THE LEFT OF US WITH THE BABY! BUT KEEP GOIN'! DON'T WORRY, I WILL! THEY FIGURED US TO GO ACROSS THE FLATS! QUICK! CHANGE DIRECTION! THROUGH THE DUSTY NARROWS! BLUE BIRD... YOU LEAD! THEY NO GO INTO OUR TRAP! WE SIGNAL OUR OTHER RIDERS TO RUN THEM DOWN BEFORE THEY REACH FORT! I MUST BE LATE FOR THE SWIMMING CLASS FUNNY--I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER KIDS COMING OH EAST HIGH GYM. by Fred Meagher by R. M. Brinkerhoff by Wayne Boring by Wayne Boring LATER... SO GREENE WAS MISINFORMED ABOUT THE GOLD ON HIS LAND, EH? WELL--MY OBLIGITION TO HIM IS DISCHARGED JUST THE SAME! BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THESE OTHER REQUESTS, SUPERMAN? DON'T LOOK SO WORRIED! I'M LEAVING FOR METROPOLIS TO TEND TO SOME BUSINESS! BUT ILL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS TO FILL ALL THOSE REQUESTS-PROVIDED FOLKS DON'T CHANGE THEIR MINDS. WHY SHOULD ANY-ONE WANT TO CHANGE HIS MIND? HM--THAT'S WHAT I D LIKE TO KNOW! by Leonard Samsome HERE YOU ARE, WILLIE GOLLY... THANKS... MOM... HEY, MOM! YOU'LL GAVE ME EIGHT CENTS I KNOW... I'M WITH HOLDING TWO... by Leslie Charteris YOU'RE CRAZY! I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ALL THIS! DON'T WASTE YOUR BREATH, FICKS! WHEN THEY REPORTED TO YOU ON THE PHONE AND YOU THANKED 'EM, WE WERE LISTENING! WELL, BRENT, AS MAN TO MAN, YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR TRYING! NOW CAN WE RESUME AH-BUSINESS NEGOTIATIONS?