anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-11

MICKEY FINN— YOU'RE GOING TO ASK ME TO DO YOU A FAVOR? GOOD GOSH, GOVERNOR, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK JUST NAME IT AND IT'LL BE DONE! WELL, I'M HAVING THE MAYORS OF ALL THE CITIES IN THE STATE ASSEMBLE HERE FOR A CONCLAVE NEXT WEEK, PHI. NATURALLY, I WANT THEIR VISIT TO BE ENJOYABLE AS WELL AS CONSTRUCTIVE — SO ON THE FINAL DAY, WITH ALL THE BUSINESS CONCLUDED I HAVE PLANNED A BIG OUTING FOR THEM AT MY COUNTRY CLUB — A GOLF TOURNAMENT AND A FORMAL DINNER AT NIGHT! SHERLOCK HOLMES— FRANK GIACOMO 7-11 YOU AREN'T GOING TO LET SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. WATSON IN HERE, ARE YOU FATHER? OF COURSE, JACK! I SENT FOR THEM! VIRGIL— MOM SAYS SHE'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, MRS. TANNER THANK YOU, VIRGIL WHILE I'M WAITING WOULD YOU GET ME A DRINK OF WATER, PLEASE? YES'M-I'll FIND A GLASS OH, ANY ONE OF THOSE GLASSES WILL BE FINE THESE? THANK YOU VIRGIL YES'M ILL FIND A GLASS THESE? DIXIE DUGAN— STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE—I'VE GOT YOU COVERED! O.K., WYATT! WE CAN'T BEE YA NOW, BUT COME DAYLIGHT WE'RE COMIN' IN!! HOW SAVE JET SCOTT— JET ARRIVES IN HOLLYWOOD... GATEWAY PRODUCTIONS? SURS, HOP IN! HOW COME THERE AINT A STUDIO CAR TO TAKE YOU IN? COULD BE LULU HEADER'S RIGHT WHEN SHE SAYS GATE-WAYS ON THE WAY DOWN! WHO'S LULU HEADER? SHE SHOULD HEAR YOU SAY THAT! MR. SHE'S A MOVIE COLUMNIST - THE MOVIE COLUMNIST! YOU SURE YOU WORK FOR GATEWAY? SHEDON STARK JERRY ROBinson 7/11 RIVETS— THE JACKSON TWINS— HOW DOES JILL LIKE BEING A PERMANENT BABY-SITTER FOR THE THORNES, JAN? SHE SAYS THE HOUSE IS SWELL BUT THEYVE KEPT HER SO BUSY SHE'S HARDLY LEFT THE PLACE! SHE SAYS: "THE THORNES ARE ALL RIGHT, I GUESS!... BOY, WHEN JILL WRITES LIKE THAT YOU CAN BET CAROLE AND HER MOTHER ARE REAL WITCHY!" I SURE AS HECK WOULDN'T WASH DIShes FOR 'EM, I KNOW THAT! RED RYDER— IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE I SOLD THE RED RYDER RANCH! THAT PILE OF MONEY SHOULD KEEP YOU REMINDED! ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND IS A LOT OF CASH... I'D BANK IT QUICK! I'M GOIN' TO NOW, DUCHESS! by Lank Leonard — THE BERRYS— IIR VISIT TO BE CONSTRUCTIVE WITH ALL THE HAVE PLANNED AT MY COUNTRY AMENT AND AT NIGHT! OH I GET IT! YOU WANT ME TO BE ONE OF THE SPEAKERS? TELL A FEW FUNNY STORIES AND — WELL-AIR-NOT EXACTLY, PHIL! I'D LIKE YOU TO PLAY IN THE TOURNAMENT — AS MY PARTNER! by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle COURSE, JACK! SENT FOR THEM! SHOW THEM IN AT ONCE! SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JOE PALOOKA— THE ERRATIC MACHINE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL...IT GOES SLOW AND THEM UNBELIEVABLY FAST... I'M PRACKLY STARVIN; AN' THIS DURN CONTROL WONT WORK... IF I COULD ONLY OF GOT DOWN TTHAT SHIP... by Len Kleis ANY ONE OF THE GLASSES BE FINE THESE? MA- IS MRS. TANNER WORTH GETTING ONE OF OUR GOOD GLASSES OUT FOR? WOODY WOODPECKER— 7-11-55 by McEvoy and Striebel HOW CAN WE SAVE HIM? WE'D BETTER WORRY ABOUT OURSELves AN' GET OUTTA HERE COME MORNING BUFFALO BILL— BUFFALO BILL AND HIS SMALL GROUR ARE RACING FOR THE FORT. HE AND STRONG HEART ARE FIGHTING A REAR-GUARD ACTION AGAINST A HALF-DOZEN WARPATH INDIANS. FOLLOW ME. STRONG HEART...I KNOW THE TRAIL BLUE BIRD.WILL TAKE! THE FOR NOT FAIR AHEAD CAN WA FOR BUFFALO HERE! by Stauk and Robinson SHE SHOULD HEAR YOU SAY THAT! MR.SHE'S A MOVIE COLUMNIST- THE MOVIE COLUMNIST YOU SURE YOU WORK FOR GATEWAY? MR. SCOTT, I CAN'T LET YOU IN! YOUR NAME BEEN CROSSED OFF THE PAYROLL! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— SNCOOKER-COME IN OUT OF THE RAIN! WHEN RAINING CAN G AND S AG by George Sixta SUPERMAN— THESE ARE THE COMPLETE LISTS OF WHAT EVERYONE IN TOWN WANTS SUPERMAN TO DO FOR THEM. BUT HANK, AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK FOR ANYTHING FOR YOURSELF? NO-I WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT IT. SUPERMAN— THESE ARE THE COMPLETE LISTS OF WHAT EVERYONE IN TOWN WANTS SUPERMAN TO DO FOR THEM. BUT HANK, AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK FOR ANYTHING FOR YOURSELF? NO... I WOULDN'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT IT. by Dick Brooks MEANWHILE PRESS SUSAN FOR THE BEACH THIS MORNING? I WANT YOU TO BRING HER ALONG TO THE CLUB WHEN WE GO! 0000-0 WONDER-ER... I MEAN, YES, MRS. THORNE! AT LAST? AT LAST I CAN GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! WILLIE— OF ALL THE STUPID THINGS TO DO, GOBBIN' BAM! SURE! IT'S ALL RIGHT TO SAY YOU DON'T LIKE DAVY CROC by Fred Harman I'M GOIN' TO NOW, DUCHESS! THIS IS TH' BIGGEST JOB WE EVER PULLED! WE HAVEN'T GOT IT YET...BUT RYDER WILL PASS HERE SOON ON THE WAY TO TH' BANK THE SAINT— WHAT MAKES YOU LOOK SO UPSET, MR.FICKS? I KNOW--YOU THOUGHT I WAS IN GOGGLES' APARTMENT, WELL BEATEN UP AND READY TO BE ARRESTED AT ANY MOMENT FOR KILLING HIM IN A FIGHT! Monday, July 11, 1955 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin — by Carl Grubert THE ALARM I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT I WONDER WHAT SETS HER OFF AT THE RIGHT TIME! IF I COULD ONLY OF GOT DOWN TITHAT SHIP... THEY'D A PROBILY LOANT ME SOME GRUB. I WONDER WHY ALL THOSE PEOPLE KEEP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW? BIRD WATCHERS TOUR KEEP LOOKING IN MY WINDOW? BIRD WATCHERS TOUR by Fred Meagher ME, STRONG HEART... I KNOW THE TRAIL BLUE BIRD WILL TAKE! THE FORT'S NOT FAR AHEAD. WE CAN WAIT FOR BUFFALO HERE! THERE'S INJUN SIGNS ALL ABOUT MAYBE WE BETTER KEEP GOING! ONE HOUR LATER: QUICK, MOUNT UP!! WE HAVE A PACK OF SHOSHONES FOLLOWIN' US! OI'M READY! DUST OFF TO OUR LEFT! THEY'RE TRY IN' TO OUTFLANK US AND CUT US OFF FROM THE FORT! by R. M. Brinkerhoff WHEN IT STOPS RAINING, YOU CAN GO OUT AND SWING AGAIN. THAT'S WHAT'S NICE ABOUT SWINGS - THEY WORK ANYWHERE! by Wayne Bering SEEMS TO ME SUPERMAN'S TAKING AWFUL LONG TO DIG THE GOLD OUT OF MY FIELD. STILL--SINCE IT'S NOT A RICH LODE, IT PROBABLY DOES TAKE TIME TO SIFT IT ALL OUT! SEEMS A MEASLY AMOUNT OF GOLD TO JUSTIFY CHURNING UP THAT WHOLE TRACT INTO A SWAMP! BUT THAT'S GREEBE'S WORRY! I ONLY PROMISED TO DELIVER THE GOLD! by Wayne Bering SEEMS TO ME SUPERMAN'S TAKING AWFUL LONG TO DIG THE GOLD OUT OF MY FIELD. STILL ~ SINCE IT'S NOT A RICH LODE, IT PROBABLY DOES TAKE TIME TO SIFT IT ALL OUT! SEEMS A MEASLY AMOUNT OF GOLD TO JUSTIFY CHURNING UP THAT WHOLE TRACT INTO A SWAMP! BUT THAT'S GREEBE'S WORRY! I ONLY PROMISED TO DELUVER THE GOLD! SURE! IT'S ALL RIGHT TO SAY YOU DON'T LIKE DAVY CROCKETT. ...BUT NOT IN FRONT OF A DAVY CROCKETT FAN... ...LIKE BARBELL! BY Leslie Charteris BUT YOUR TAME GOONS LET YOU DOWN THIS TIME! BRUISER AND DUDE BETWEEN 'EM DIDN'T EVEN QUALIFY GOGGLES FOR A CASKET- ONLY FOR AN AMBULANCE! OR ARE YOU SO WORRIED THAT WHEN HE IDENTIFIES THEM THEY MAY TURN AROUND AND TELL HOW YOU HIRED 'EM? PRIVA LOVE, CHARITIES JOHN SPRANGER