anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-07

12—Anabeim (Cal.) Bulletin Thursday, July 7, 1955 MICKEY FINN— $54,150.00! OH BOY! HOWEVER, GENTLEMEN—and I KNOW THIS WILL COME AS A SURPRISE TO GENERAL PAYNE—SHERIFF FINN HAS NOT KEPT A PENNY OF THAT MONEY! ON THE CONTRARY IN ACCORDANCE WITH AN UNDERSTANDING WE HAD EVERY CENT OF THE $54,150.00 WAS SENT TO ME! HALF OF IT WENT TO THE MAN WHO SOLD HIM HIS INTEREST IN HEADACHE, MR. LOUIS MSFUDDLE—AS PER THE TERMS OF THE SALE— SHERLOCK HOLMES— YES SIR! SHE IS NOT TO GO NEAR THE BABY! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? FRANK CHACOIA T-7 WHAT'S THE MATTER FATHER? VIRGIL— VIRGIL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF BED AGAIN? I'M THIRSTY-I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER DRINK OF WATER AND I CAN'T GET A DRINK OF WATER WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF BED WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! DIXIE DUGAN— 'BOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP! WHAT ON EARTH POSSESSED YOU TO FOLLOW THAT WED MAN!' OH, PLEASE, MA--HE'S ONE OF THE NICEST PERSONS IVE EVER MET! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GET A POSSE TO LOOK FOR ME YER FOLK US, MA AM, T'GET THAT SOMETHING SERIOUS! JET SCOTT— SO THAT'S ANNO CARESSIN' WOW! SHE'S GREAT... ...BUT CAN SHE GET YOU OUT OF THE RED, J.B.? PARLING, LULU; PLEASE---SEE ME LATER! SHELDON STARK JERRY ROBinson LULU, HAS T' YOUR RIVETS— LIKE DOGS, EH? YUP....! LOVE 'EM!! RARRRRF!!! LIKE DOGS, EH? YUP...!! LOVE 'EM!! RARRRFE! THE JACKSON TWINS— OH IT'S SUCH A RELIEF TO HAVE YOU TENDING SUSAN! SHE'S SO DEMANDING AND CAROLE SIMPLY HATES TO EVEN CHANGE THE CHILD! SHE'S SWEET? I LOVE TAKING CARE OF HER MRS. THORNE JUST BETWEEN US GIRLS I THINK YOU'RE A VERY SPOILED LITTLE IMP BUT DON'T WORRY, I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT! CAUSE I DON'T THINK Y TO BE HALF AS DEMAND OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW A RED RYDER— ME FOOL-UM RED RYDER PUT-UM HIS INITIALS ON EVERY BILL BUT ONE... AND ME PUT-UM I.B. ON IT! ME NOT TELL ANYONE. MEBBE RED RYDER LET ME KEEP THOUSAND DOLLAR BILL THEN ME BUY-UM BIG GOVERNMENT SAVINGS BOND, THEN ME RICH TOO. WAS IT RUN COUN THAT MONEY, LITTLE BEAVER! by Lank Leonard THE BERRYS— AND THE OTHER HALE, I AM VERY HAPPY TO SAY, WENT TO VARIOUS NEEDY CHARITABLE INSTITUTIONS IN THIS STATE! WHY ID LOVE TO SHOP WITH YOU TONIGHT, EM_PICK ME UP ON YOUR WAY UPTOWN. PETER I HAVEN'T TO HIDE JUST PR THAT IM A by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle HAS MY STEP-MOTHER BEEN BAD AGAIN FATHER? SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE JOE PALOOKA— WUMPHREY, STILL AGLEEP, FLIES ON THRU THE RAGING STORM. ZZZZ...ILL HAVE A NOTHER CHICKEN AN' MORE PIE...THAT SHORE WAS A GIANT FIRECRACKER LEM JEST SET OFF ZZZZ WOODY WOODPECKER— NOW! GOOD NIGHT! HMM... I SEE TH' GOPHERS WERE IN MY LAWN AGAIN LAST NIGHT! HMM... by McEvoy and Striebel YER FOLKS DIDN'T GET US, MA'AM—WE COME TGET THAT GUY FER SOMETHIN' FAR MORE SERIOUS! by Stauk and Robinson SHELDON STARK JERRY ROBINSON LULU, GO EASY, WILL YOU? THE BOSS HAS TROUBLES ENOUGH, WITHOUT YOUR COLUMN TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY WE'RE LOSING! SO IT'S TRUE!! by George Sixta -WELL-YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY WITH 'EM ON YOUR OWN TIME!! BUFFALO BILL— BLUE BIRD...YOU LEAD THE WAV STRAIGHT FOR THE FORT! STRONG HEART AND I'LL GUARD OUR REAR! YOU'LL HAV REAR:GUAI TO DO, BE HURE COM SIX MORE WARRIORS. LITTLE MARY MIXUP— MARY--DON'T, GO OVER TO BETTY'S NOW--SHE HAS TO PRACTICE HER PIANO LESSON OH, IS N PRACTIC HER P LESS TOD SUPERMAN— WELL, J.J.-IT WORKED! THAT WAS HANK BRANDIN ON THE PHONE; SUPERMAN'S AGREED TO MINE THE GOLD ON MY LAND! PURE PROFIT--WITH NO EFFORT! HA-HA! WELL--YOU'LL HAVE TO PLAY WITH 'EM ON YOUR OWN TIME!! JOE THE PLUMBER SUPERMAN— WELL, J.J.--IT WORKED! THAT WAS HANK BRANDIN ON THE PHONE! SUPERMAN'S AGREED TO MINE THE GOLD ON MY LAND! PURE PROFIT-- WITH NO EFFORT! HA-HA! by Dick Brooks CAUSE I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING TO BE HALF AS DEMANDING AS SOME OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW AROUND HERE! HEY, WHO'S THAT AHEAD? WILLIE— WELLS REACH! BANG BAN BAN by Fred Harman WAS IT RUN COUNTING THAT MONEY, LITTLE BEAVER! HERE IT IS! I KNEW A GUY LIKE GOGGLES WOULD HAVE THIS KIND OF COVERAGE AS SURELY AS A FIRE-WORKS FACTORY CARRIES FIRE INSURANCE! THE SAINT— by Carl Gruber PETER I HAVENT TIME TO HIDE SO ILL JUST PRETEND THAT I'M ASLEEP! SMACK! OKAY... HOW MUCH? by Ham Fisher HAVE A NOTHER MORE PIE...THAT IT FIRECRACKER F ZZZZ LOOK AT THIS... IT'S REAL CRAZY... IT'S ABOUT HUMPHREY. THE STRATEGIC AIR COMMAND WAS UNABLE TO RESCUE HUMPHREY THE HAPPY BLACKSMITH WHEN A FIERCE STORM SUDDENLY HIT THE EASTERN AREA. OH... THIS IS AWFUL... WE MIGHT AS WELL FORGET ABOUT HIM...HE CAN NEVER SURVIVE THE STORM... OH, MY MACHINE... MY POOR MACHINE. by Walter Lants WOODY'S MINIATURE GOLF COURSE 18 HOLES - $4 WOODY'S MINIATURE GOLF COURSE 18 HOLES - $6 by Fred Meagher YOU'LL HAVE SOME REAR:GUARDING TO DO, BECAUSE HERE COMES ABOUT SIX MORE WARRIORS! I'LL HOLD 'EM HERE AS LONG AS I CAN...YOU FIND A PLACE UP THE TRAIL FOR ME TO FALL BACK TO! GOOD! ME DO! by R. M. Brinkerhoff OH, SHE IS NOT PRACTICING HER PIANO LESSON TODAY RIDICULOUS!--HER MOTHER GIVES HER FIFTEEN CENTS FOR PRACTICING AN HOUR -BUT HER DAD GAVE HER A QUARTER IF SHE WOULDN'T! by Wayne Boring IF HANK CAN GET SUPERMAN TO WORK FOR YOU, NO REASON I CAN'T GET MY SHARE.' AS HANK'S EMPLOYER, I GAVE HIM A RAISE -- A SWELL OFFICE ... HE CAN'T REFUSE ME! HANK COULDN'T UNDERSTAND MY WILLINGNESS TO MINE THE GOLD OUT OF THIS TRACT FOR BANKER GREENE'S PERSONAL BENEFIT-- BUT THE REASON WILL COME OUT SOON ENOUGH! by Wayne Boring IF HANK CAN GET SUPERMAN TO WORK FOR YOU, NO REASON I CAN'T GET MY SHARE, AS HANK'S EMPLOYER, I GAVE HIM A RAISE -- A SWELL OFFICE... HE CAN'T REFUSE ME. HANK COULDN'T UNDERSTAND MY WILLINGNESS TO MINE THE GOLD OUT OF THIS TRACT FOR BANKER GREENE'S PERSONAL BENEFIT -- BUT THE REASON WILL COME OUT SOON ENOUGH! by Leonard Samsome THAT FOR DAVY CROCKETT! by Leslie Charteris