anaheim-bulletin 1955-07-06

MICKEY FINN— I KNEW GENERAL PAYNE WOULD STICK THIS IN HIS CHARGES! FINN MADE PLENTY WITH HEADACHE SINCE HES BEEN AWAY! YEAH! AND YOU CAN BET PAYNE HAS IT ALL FIGURED OUT--RIGHT TO THE PENNY! SSH—LISTEN! HERE IT COMES! THE PURSE FOR THE DONNYBROOK DERBY AMOUNTED TO $35,800.00—SHERIFF FINN'S SHARE BEING $17,900.00! THE BUCKLEBOCK HANDCAP WAS WORTH $22,500.00—and OF THAT SOM SHERIFF FINN RECEIVED $11,250.00! SHERLOCK HOLMES— DON'T LET YOUR MISTRESS LEAVE HER ROOM UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES! FRANK GAACON 7-6 SHALL I PUT THE BABY IN WITH HER, SIR? SHE IS NEAR REASON YO VIRGIL— -BUT, POP... I JUST GOTTA HAVE A COON SKIN CAP. YOU NEED NEW SHOES-MORE THAN YOU DO A COON SKIN CAP. EVERY KID IN TH' NEIGHBORHOOD HAS A COON SKIN CAP. MAY I BORROW V'R KITTY FOR TH'AFTERNOON MRS. ADAMS? DIXIE DUGAN— LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A WELCOMING PARTY! PROBABLY WORRIED ABOUT ME— I'M O.K. NOW PERHAPS YOU'D BETTER GO— THE WAY THE VILLAGE FEELS ABOUT ME I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT JET SCOTT— A WHOLE DAY'S SHOOTING UNSHOT! ITLL COST GATEWAY FIFTY THOUSAND! OUR CHARACTER ACTOR DIDN'T SHOW UP JB -THE ONE YOU HIRED! HE MUST BE SICK! NOT SICK, JB... I CHECKED --HE'S IN THE ALCOHOLIC WARD! BETTER FIRE HUM! I WILL! RIVETS— THE JACKSON TWINS— LOOK AT THE DISHES IN THE SINK!!! I THINK ILL DO THEM ALL UP AND MAKE A HIT WITH MRS. THORNE! GOSH, THEY COULDN'T HAVE DONE THEM SINCE THEY GOT HERE THREE DAYS AGO. I HAD NO IDEA IT WOULD TAKE SO LONG... BUT MRS. THORNE WILL APPRECIATE MY DOING A LITTLE EXTRA. (YAWN) RED RYDER— I'M GOING TO LIKE THIS RANCH RYDER, BUT WHY BOTHER WITH THE LAWYER AND EXPENSE? I'VE BROUGHT MY MONEY JUST SIGN THAT DEED. ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS IS A BIG DEAL FOR A COWBOY LIKE ME! I WANT IT DONE LEGAL LIKE. RED RYDER SELL RANCH! NOW HIM RICH... YIPEE! HIM HAVE FUN COUNTING MONEY. by Lank Leonard THE BERRYS— AND THE MATCH RACE WITH ASPIRIN WAS FOR $50,000. — OF WHICH SHERIFF FINN COLLECTED $25,000. !! A TOTAL, GENTLEMEN OF $54,150. !! by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle SHE IS NOT TO BE ALLOWED NEAR THE BABY FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? JOE PALOOKA— ZZZZ... SHORE WISH THEM YOUNG UNS WOULD BE MORE CAREFUL ON TH FOURTH. by Len Kleis WOODY WOODPECKER— I'LL FIX THOSE PESKY FLIES 50 I CAN READ TH' PAPER IN PEACE. by McEvoy and Striebel THE WAY THE VILLAGE FEELS ABOUT ME I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT GOODNIGHT, WILD MAN WYATT—WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN PPP? ALL DEPENDS BUFFALO BILL— NOT A SOLDIER OR A TEAMSTER LEFT ALIVE, AND THOSE SHOSHONES MADE OFF WITH THE HOSSES AND EVERYTHING OF ANY VALUE! WE BEING WATCHED FROM UP THERE! by Stauk and Robinson NOT SICK...I CHECKED HE'S IN THE ALCOHOLIC WARD! BETTER FIRE HIM! I WILL! I CAN'T DO IT. STENDER...WILLIAM PUSTY WAS MY TOP STAR IN THE OLD DAYS! REMIND ME TO SEND FLOWERS! SHEDON STARK JERRY ROBinson by George Sixta LITTLE MARY MIXUP— I LIKE 'EM--I'll TELL MY SISTER TO BUY SOME SNICKERS FREE SAMPLES THOSE SNICKERS ARE SWELL- I ATE TEN SAMPLE SUPERMAN— RESTORING THIS BLOWN-OFF ROOF FOR ANOTHER FRIEND OF HANK'S WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO GET IT FIXED IS MY LAST JOB! I'LL GO BACK AND TELL HANK I'VE PRETTY MUCH CLEARED UP FOLKS TROUBLES IN WEST VALLEY! BESIDES--IF I ASK MINE GOLD FOR GREAT PROFIT, I'D HAVE TO FOR THE REST OF THERE'D NEVER BE SUCH REQUEST by George Sixta SUPERMAN— RESTORING THIS BLOWN-OFF ROOF FOR ANOTHER FRIEND OF HANK'S WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO GET IT FIXED IS MY LAST JOB! I'LL GO BACK AND TELL HANK I'VE PRETTY MUCH CLEARED UP FOLKS! TROUBLES IN WEST VALLEY! BESIDES--IF I ASK SOME GOLD FOR GREEN PROFIT, I'D HAVE TO FOR THE REST OF THERE'D NEVER BE SUCH REQUEST by Dick Brooks NEXT MORNING JILL, I WISH WHEN YOU PUT THE DISHES AWAY YOU'D PUT THE GREEN CHINA IN THE DINING ROOM CABINETS! ALL RIGHT, M-MRS. THORNE! DILL! WILLIE— YOU CAN'T DIG UP YOUR GARDEN, MAGG!... THE SAINT— HOW DID YOU SLEEP, LAURIE? NOT WELL! I WAS TOO EXCITED—and WORRIED, YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY MORE TROUBLE WITH DUDE AND THE BRUISER? NOT A BIT, AND WE LEFT 'EM TRUSSED UP LIKE TURKEYS READY FOR THE OVEN. Wednesday, July 6, 1955 Anaheim (Cal.) Bulletin — 13 by Carl Grubert A PENNY? WHAT CAN I BUY FOR A PENNY? WHY YOU CAN BUY...UH... GEE WHAT CAN YOU BUY FOR A PENNY THESE DAYS? WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR A PENNY? by Ham Fisher ZZZZ...NEVER USED SUCH BIG FIRECRACKERS WHEN I WAS A YOUNGSTER... SOMEBUDDY COULD GIT HURT. ZZZZ BOOM STILL...ZZZZ...IT'S A GLORIOUS THING T'CELEBRATE...PRUNEY, ILL HAVE SOME MORE PIE...FYA PLEASE ZZZZZ FLASH BANG by Walter Lantz I'll fix those pesky flies so I can read th' paper in peace! by Fred Meagher WE BEING WATCHED FROM UP THERE! I WOULDN'T DOUBT IT! ...AND THERE GOES A SMOKE SIGNAL. ...CALLIN' FOR WARRIORS WE'LL DO NO MORE HIDIN' FROM NOW ON WE RIDE! SIX MORE HOURS OF HARD RIDIN' SHOULD PUT US INTO SIGHT OF THE FORT! by R: M. Brinkerhoff THOSE SNICKERS ARE SWELL--I ATE TEN SAMPLES YOU'VE EATEN TEN SAMPLE SNICKERS! YOU SAID YOUR SISTER WOULD BUY SOME OH, I TOLD HER TO NEVER MIND--I'M KIND OF TIRED OF THEM NOW. SNICKERS FREE SAMPLES by Wayne Boring BESIDES---IF I ASK SUPERMAN TO MINE GOLD FOR GREene's PERSONAL PROPIT, I'D HAVE TO DO THE SAME FOR THE REST OF THE TOWN! THERE'D NEVER BE AN END TO SUCH REQUESTS. SO---LET GREene TAKE OUR HOUSE! I REFUSE TO EXPLOT SUPERMAN FOR GREene'S BENEFIT JUST BECAUSE I SAVED HIS FRIENDS--CLARK KENT AND LOIS LANE. I APPRECIATE YOUR MOTIVE, HANK--BUT THIS IS ONE CASE WHERE I DEFINITELY PREFER TO BE EXPLOITED! by Wayne Boring BESIDES--IF I ASK SUPERMAN TO MINE GOLD FOR GREENE'S PERSONAL PROFIT, I'D HAVE TO DO THE SAME FOR THE REST OF THE TOWN! THERE'D NEVER BE AN END TO SUCH REQUESTS! SO--LET GREENE TAKE OUR HOUSE! I REFUSE TO EXPLOIT SUPERMAN FOR GREENE'S BENEFIT JUST BECAUSE I SAVED HIS FRIENDS--CLARK KENT AND LOIS LANE! I APPRECIATE YOUR MOTIVE, HANK--BUT THIS IS ONE CASE WHERE I DEFINITELY PREFER TO BE EXPLOITED! by Leonard Samsome YOU JUST PLANTED IT LAST WEEK! I NEED VEGETABLES FOR DINNER... ...DICED CARROTS...ONION SOUP... PICKLES...NOW WHERE DID I PLANT THE MARINATED HERRING WITH SOUR CREAM? by Leslie Charteris LL! I WAS CITED--RIDED YOU WE ANY DOUBLE DE AND WISER? NOT A BIT. AND WE LEFT 'EM TRUSSED UP LIKE TURKEYS READY FOR THE OVEN. WE WENT BY GOGGLES' APARTMENT ON THE WAY OVER, AND EVERYTHING IS STILL QUIET. NOBODY'S FOUND HIM YET--WHICH COULDN'T BE BETTER FOR US! DIG FOR ALL THE DIRT! NOW WE'LL GEE IF GOGGLES STACKED THE DECK AS WELL AS I GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR! Annaheim—KE. DR SALE — 1951 Plymouth 4 dr. Sedan, good condition both in appearance & operation. $500. KM 8-3729