anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-12

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— THAT'S OUR BRAIN WASHING DEPARTMENT. -KILL ME... BUT I WON'T TALK! DIXIE DUGAN— WHAT CAUSED THE FIRE, OLLIE? SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION — SO THE CHIEF SAYS — HE SAYS NOW THAT THE WEATHER IS GETTING WARMER PEOPLE SHOULD CHECK THEIR GARAGE AN' ATTICS FOR REFUSE — SPECIALLY PAPERS AN' OLD RAGS — ETC. VIRGIL— EVERY TIME I LOSE A TOOTH, I POLISH IT UP GOOD AND TH' FAIRY COMES AND PAYS ME FOR IT- IVE GOT THAT FAIRY WORKING FOR ME HOW MUCH DOES SHE PAY YOU FOR A TOOTH? TEN CENTS AND HOW MUCH DOES THAT TOoth Paste COST YOU'RE POLISHING IT WITH? MICKEY FINN— OH, I'M SO GLAD IT'S ALL OVER, MICHAEL! DO YOU THINK PHILIP WILL BE COMING IN SOON? I DOUBT IT, MA! HE'LL PROBABLY BE TALKING ABOUT IT AT CLANCY'S UNTIL MIDNIGHT, AT LEAST! PHIL, TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT FOR A MINUTE, I SAW THAT LOUIE CAME UP WITH YOU! IS HE GOING TO BE YOUR PRINATE CADDY NOW? YOU BET HE IS CLANCY! HE'S GOIN' TO BE MINE EXCLUSIVELY — FOREVERMORE! ALFRED— STEP OVER TO THAT DESK, PLEASE, AND LIST ALL OF YOUR FORMER EMPLOYERS— CARL RYNAN 6-14 NEVER MIND GOING ANY FURTHER- I THINK WE HAVE A JOB FOR YOU RIGHT HERE! LESLIE SHANE— HE...HE'S MAD ...HE PUSHED ME IN. WE'RE THREE TO ONE AND I'D SOONER RISK BEING MURDERED THAN GETTING PNEUMONIA...LET'S GET TO MY ROOM AND STAY THERE. ANY SIGNS OF MOVEMENT, BATES? HE... HE'S MAD ... HE PUSHED ME IN. WE'RE THREE TO ONE AND I'D SOONER RISK BEING MURDERED THAN GETTING PNEUMONIA...LET'S GET TO MY ROOM AND STAY THERE. ANY SIGNS OF MOVEMENT, BATES? RIVETS— RED RYDER— A FINE GUARD YOU ARE WHAT HAPPENED! RYDER CUT THE TREE SO IT FELL ON ME! TH' INJUN KID RODE FOR TH' SHERIFF! TH' SHERIFF! I'M GITTIN' OUTTA HERE. PRONTO! ME TOO! LET'S GITTIN' HORSES! HEH, HEH! QUICK THINKIN' RED! RECKON THEYVE LOST ALL INTEREST IN CUTTIN' TIMBER! by Frank V. Martinek OH, YEE YOU WILL! HERE'S THE GOLD FISH TREATMENT!!! JOHN JORRAM 6-12 BUFFALO BILL— ATTTA WAY TO DODGE 'EM BOY! NOT A BA ...TWO LAW AND ONE SIOUX/ by McEvoy and Striebel BERRYS NOW THAT RATHER IS GETTING PEOPLE SHOULD HEIR GARAGE'S CICS FOR REFUSE ALLY PAPERS RAGS— WE HAD STUFF IN OUR ATTIC WE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT--BUT WE CERTAINLY KNOW ABOUT IT NOW! by Len Kleis HOW MUCH DOES TOOTH PASTE YOU'RE ING IT? FIFTY CENTS DYA KNOW WHO I THINK THAT FAIRV'S WORKIN' FOR— THE BERRYS— DOOR? NOPE! WIFE? WILLIE— WELL, WELL...SATURDAY. WILLIE! LET'S PUT UP THE SCREENS! IT'S HOT, MOM! WE'LL CLEAN THE YARD PAINT THE PORCH RAILI PUT UP THE NEW CLOT LINE...REPAIR THE FE FIFTY CENTS BY LANK LEONARD ET HE IS, CLANCY! GOIN' TO BE EXCLUSIVELY EVERMORE! Y-YOU TOLD ME YOU WANTED TO SEE ME AT EIGHT O'CLOCK, GOVERNOR! YES—I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, LOUIE! COME IN! COME IN! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— COME, SNOOKER- -TIME FOR BED AW, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED YOU WAN' GROW U' BE BIG STRONG, D' YOU? by Carl Ryman MIND GOING ANY R-I THINK WE HAVE OR YOU RIGHT HERE! BUZZ'S PET SHOP WIN A RARE PET FREE RAFFLE WHAT? I WON! YIPPEE! by Oliver Passingham ANY SIGN OF MOVEMENT, BATES? HE'S STILL IN HIS STUDY, MISS, TALKING...DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. SUPERMAN— TELL ME, MR. KENT... HOW MUCH OF THE WATER IN THIS GLASS DID YOU DRINK? NO MORE THAN HALF OF IT-- BUT I ASSURE YOU-- I FEEL PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT! ANY SIGN OF MOVEMENT, BATES? HE'S STILL IN HIS STUDY, MISS, TALKING...DON'T UNDERSTAND IT. SUPERMAN— TELL ME, MR. KENT... HOW MUCH OF THE WATER IN THIS GLASS DID YOU DRINK? NO MORE THAN HALF OF IT--BUT I ASSURE YOU--1 FEEL PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT! by George Sixta WOTTA DAY! WOTTA DAY!! HOW CAN SOME PEOPLE SIT AROUND INDOORS ON A DAY LIKE THIS?!! JOE PALOOKA— MR. JERRY LEEMY AND SOME OF HIS PALS ARE WINDING UP THEIR TOKYO TRIP. G'BYE, Z'BUKI... ILL SEE YA AGAIN IN CHERRY BLOSSOM TIME...SOME TIME. SO LONG, MADAME BUTTERFLY... IT'S BEEN VERY, B'LIEVE ME. by Fred Harman HEH, NEH! QUICK THINKIN', NED! RECKON THEY'VE POST ALL INTEREST CUTTIN' NUMBER! EE-YAH! THEY WONT GET FAR WITH OUT THEIR HORSES! THE SAINT— WHAT'S THAT, MR. GRANT? SPEAK UP! I SAID YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE, MR.JAKES. WE HIRED YOU FOR ONE SIMPLE THING, AND THAT'S ALL WE EXPECT! MY DEAR YOU'RE CONSCIOUS LET ME BUTCHEER MONEY EASILY. Saturday, June 12, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN by Fred Meagher NOT A BAD HAUL! ... TWO LANCES AND ONE SIOUX! SO THE SECOND LITTLE INJUN GOT KICKED... THEN THERE WAS ONE! by Carl Grubert WIFE? YUP! ARGUMENT? HEAVENS NO! SHE WAS JUST PROVING THAT THE HAND IS QUICKER THAN THE EYE! 6-12 by Leonard Samsome WE'LL CLEAN THE YARD... PAINT THE PORCH RAILING... PUT UP THE NEW CLOTHESLINE...REPAIR THE FENCE... HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE! IT'S TOO MUT TO WORK, WILLIE! PAINT THE PORCH RAILING...PUT UP THE NEW CLOTHES-LINE...REPAIR THE FENCE... HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOST! WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE! AW, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED YOU WANT TO GROW UP TO BE BIG AND STRONG, DON'T YOU? SURE, I DO--BUT-- -DON'T TELL ME ALL THAT OLD STUFF ABOUT BOB FELLER'S MAMA AND TED WILLIAMS MAMA MAKING THEM GO TO BED AT EIGHT O'CLOCK! by R. M. Brinkerhoff by Walter Lants by Wayne Boring ORE THAN OF IT-- BUT SURE YOU-- I PERFECTLY RIGHT! OF COURSE YOU DO! THAT'S AS IT SHOULD BE! HM... COME ON--OUT WITH IT, DOC! TELL ME THE TRUTH! THERE'S NO USE TRYING TO KEEP ANYTHING BACK! MR. KENT--YOU'RE A DEAD MAN! by Wayne Boring OF COURSE YOU DO! THAT'S AS IT SHOULD BE! HM... COME ON—OUT WITH IT, DOC! TELL ME THE TRUTH! THERE'S NO USE TRYING TO KEEP ANYTHING BACK! MR. KENT--YOU'RE A DEAD MAN! by Ham Fisher BOY, WHAT A TRIP THIS'S BEEN! WELL...WE CAN GET THAT PLANE FOR FRISCO IN A HOUR. NOT ME? I SEEN IN "STARS AN' STRIPES" THAT ME OLE PAL HUMPHREY WAS IN FRANFURT AN' HEADIN'... ...FER PAK-EE-STAN AN' I AIM I'M EET 'M THERE. MY FUNDS IS VERY LOW. I WILL PRAMOTE SOME RASSLIN' AN' BOXIN' AN' SEE TH' WOILD AT TH' SAME TIME? OKAY, M BOY...GOOD CHISLIN' TO VA. DON'T TAKE NO WOODEN NICKELS. by Leslie Charteris J DON'T HAVE TO THIS TROUBLE, WE HIRED YOU SIMPLE THING, IT'S ALL WEPECT! MY DEAR SIR, FOR WHAT YOU'RE PAYING, MY CONSCIENCE WOULDN'T LET ME JUST BE A COMMON BUTCHER WHO EARNS HIS MONEY AS QUICKLY AND EASILY AS HE CAN! EVEN A CONDEMNED CRIMINAL GETS ONE LAST REQUEST. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW EACH OF YOURS, AND TO HAVE THE PLEASURE OF TRYING TO GRANT IT! LESLIE, CAMERON'S JOHN IPRANGER