anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-05

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— COME IN AND SEE OUR PRIZE STUDENTS. THIS IS OUR MINIATURE SABOTEUR CLASSROOM... SEE THEM DESTROYING TRAINS... LOCOMOTIVES... BLOWING UP BRIDGES... RIPPING UP TRACKS... AND EXPLODING TRAINLOADS OF GASOLINE. HOW YOU GET PEOPLE DIXIE DUGAN— WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE MUST BE FIRE! OHMIGOSH! COUGH—COUGH! VIRGIL— IS VIRGIL STILL IN SCHOOL FREDDIE? YEH!- AN' HELL PROBABLY BE THERE ALL NIGHT! TH' TEACHER IS PUNISHING HIM FOR TH' CONDITION TH' WORLD. IS IN! THAT'S LITTERLY HOW CAN ONE LITTLE BOY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SUCH A GIGANTIC COLOSSAL--- MICKEY FINN— ALFRED— ANDY'S OUTLET! SPECIAL CEDAR CHEST $9.99 PLUS DEL. CHARGE OUR MINIMUM DELIVERY CHARGE IS $5 PER 300 POUNDS — IF THIS DOESN'T WEIGH THAT MUCH, THAT'S YOUR TOUGH LUCK! LESLIE SHANE— I'M SORRY, BOGEY, BUT THIS HAS TO BE A CLEAN SWEEP...JUST KEEP WALKING BACK—TOWARDS THE SOUND OF THE WATER. YOU FOOL! YOU'RE MAD! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT! ON THE CONTRARY, BOGEY. WHAT COULD BE MORE PLAUSIBLE THAN THE TRAGEDY OF MY GUEST FALLING INTO THE MILL DAM IN THE FOG—and BATES AND YOURSELF ATTEMPTING HER RESCUE AND PERISHING. I'M SORRY, BOGEY, BUT THIS HAS TO BE A CLEAN SWEEP... JUST KEEP WALKING BACK—TOWARDS THE SOUND OF THE WATER. YOU FOOL! YOU'RE MAD! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT! ON THE CONTRARY, BOGEY. WHAT COULD BE MORE PLAUSIBLE THAN THE TRAGEDY OF MY GUEST FALLING INTO THE MILL DAM IN THE FOG—and BATES AND YOURSELF ATTEMPTING HER RESCUE—and PERISHING. RIVETS— RED RYDER— BUD BREEDY'S GUNMAN GUARD IS PINNED UNDER A TREE FELLED BY RED AND OLD SAM. HOLD TH' GUN ON HIM, SAM WHILE I CHOP HIM LOOSE! ONE PEEP OUTA YOU, BROTHER, AN' ITLL BE YOUR LAST! CAREFUL WITH THAT AXE, RED HEAD! by Frank V. Martinek HOW DID YOU GET THESE PEOPLE? IT'S EASY TO RECRUIT MEN AND WOMEN WHO ARE WEAK. BUFFALO BILL— BUFFALO BILL AND HIS FRIENDS ARE DISGUISED AS CHEYENNE INDIANS IN AN ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW THE PIE-GANS INTO A GREAT INDIAN WAR COUNCIL. IF YOU'RE SATISFIED WE LOOK THE PART. LET'S GO! WAIT! THE WARRIOR WILL RIDE! WE WILL WALK! ME RIDE? WHAT KIND OF A GENTLE MAN DO YOU THINK I AM? by McEvoy and Striebel PA! COUGH-COUGH DON'T THE BERRYS— CMON PETER. IT'S GETTING LATE! LATE & IT'S ONLY ELEVEN OCLOCK! I DON'T CARE WHAT THOUR IS. IT'S STILL BED. by Len Kleis THAT'S LITTERLY HOW CAN ONE LITTLE BOY BE RESPONSIBLE FOR SUCH A GIGANTIC, COLOSSAL ---- THERE'S STILL ONE PIECE MISSING. WILLIE— by Lank Leonard LITTLE MARY MIXUP— CAR WASH $10 THAT'S NEW--THEY PUT A CAR INTO SHOWER BATH AND WASH IT IN TEN MINUTES WOODY WOODPECKER— LOOK WHAT YER DOIN' YA CLUMSY CRUMB! I'M SORRY, BILL CLOMSY AGAIN by Carl Ryman by Oliver Passingham GO ON BOGEY — OVER YOU GO, MY DEAR. SO SORRY. SUPERMAN— SO -- P.C. BORKUM DID THREATEN YOU FOR TRYING TO EXPOSE HIS OPERATIONS, CLARK! EXCUSE ME, MISS LANE -- BUT THERE IS A PHONE CALL FOR YOU! GO ON BOGEY — OVER YOU GO, MY DEAR. SO SORRY. by George Sixta by Fred Harman TIMBER-RR! HEH, HEH! WONDER HOW RYDER AN OLD SAM LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT! SUPERMAN— SO -- P.C. BORKUM DID THREATEN YOU FOR TRYING TO EXPOSE HIS OPERATIONS, CLARK! EXCUSE ME, MISS LANE -- BUT THERE IS A PHONE CALL FOR YOU! BY THE YOU WAITED SINCE AND GET JOE PALOOKA— BUT YOUR MEN HAVE TO UNLOAD MY PLANE! GET THE CRANES THERE! I'll DOUBLE THE PAY! NO CAN DO, SAIRÉ! TODAY BEEK HOLEEDAY. THE SAINT— YOU DIDN'T EXAGGERATE, YO' MAN, IT'S A TRU BEAUTIFUL PLAC EXACTLY WHAT WANTED! Saturday, June 8, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — 11 by Fred Meagher ME RIDE? WHAT KIND OF A GENTLE MAN DO YOU THINK I AM? YOU'LL BE A GENTLE MAN WITHOUT A SCALP IF YOU DON'T RIDE! A WARRIOR ALWAYS RIDES HIS BEST WAR CAYUSE! AND IF THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CAYUSES... THE SQUAWS DO THE WALKING!! by Carl Grubert I DONT CARE WHAT THE HOUR IS... ITS STILL BEDTIME! BUT WHY? BECAUSE IM TIRED! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL COMPATIBILITY... IM GOING TO BED BECAUSE YOURE TIRED! by Leonard Samsome STOP TH' WAGON! STOP TH' WAGON! THIS IS A DANGEROUS CROSSING! STOP TH' WAGON! STOP TH' WAGON! THIS IS A DANGEROUS CROSSING! by R. M. Brinkerhoff THEY SQUIRT WATER ON CARS! IT'S NIFTY... SAY: I'M GETTING AN IDEA! I BET IVE GOT THE SAME IDEA! I'll MEET YOU HERE IN TEN MINUTES THAT'S A GO! YES, WE KNOW IT'S $12 TO GIVE A CAR A SHOWER BATH--BUT HOW MUCH FOR PEOPLE? by Walter Lants I'M SORRY, BUZZ! ILL CLOSE IT AGAIN! 6-7-54 by Wayne Boring BY THE WAY, RAYMOND--CAN YOU GET OUR CHECK? OUR WAITER HASN'T BEEN AROUND SINCE HE CLEARED THE TABLE, AND MISS LANE AND I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE! OF COURSE, MR. KENT! I'M 50 SORRY! HELLO---? WHO IS THIS? NEVER MIND THAT, MISS LANE! I ONLY CALLED YOU BECAUSE IT MAY ALREADY BE 100 LATE TO SAVE CLARK KENT! by Wayne Boring ME, MISS BUT THERE PHONE CALL YOU! BY THE WAY, RAYMOND--CAN YOU GET OUR CHECK? OUR WAITER HASN'T BEEN AROUND SINCE HE CLEARED THE TABLE, AND MISS LANE AND I HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE OFFICE! OF COURSE, MR. KENT! I'M SO SORRY! HELLO--? WHO IS THIS? NEVER MIND THAT, MISS LANE! I ONLY CALLED YOU BECAUSE IT MAY ALREADY BE TOO LATE TO SAVE CLARK KENT! NO CAN DO, SAIRE! TODAY BEEK HOLEEDAY. I'll BE IN A FINE FIX...THIS MACHINERY IS OVERDUE NOW. WHAT TH'??? by Ham Fisher by Leslie Charteris YOU DIDN'T EXAGGERATE YOUNG MAN, IT'S A TRULY BEAUTIFUL PLACE. EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED! I DON'T THINK ANYONE COULD ASK FOR A NICER PLACE TO DIE! THE RENTS VERY REASONABLE, MR. JAKES--ONLY $2,000 A MONTH! WHAT'S THAT? I'M A LITTLE DEEF! DID I HEAR YOU SAY ONE THOUSAND?