anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-04

10 — ANAHEIM (CaL) BULLETIN Friday, June 4, 1954 DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— YOU SEE...I PRESS A BUTTON AND...PRESTO!... WE CAN GO BELOW HERE...TAKE THIS FLASHLIGHT. DIXIE DUGAN— A PROPOSAL FROM A TALL, GOOD-LOOKING LAD LIKE YOU, MEL HERR, WOULD FLATTER ANY GIRL— I'M NOT PROPOSING TO "ANY" GIRL THAT MAKES IT EVEN MORE FLATTERING—BUT LET'S BE PRACTICAL—MUST WE? AT A TIME LIKE THIS? WE HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER VERY LONG, MEL I THINK WE SHOULD WELL— VIRGIL— Y'KNOW...A LOT OF KIDS HATE GOING TO SCHOOL BUT NOT ME IN FACT, I LOVE GOING TO SCHOOL— MICKEY FINN— MICKEY FINN— OH, BOY! THAT WAS CLOSE! AND HE'S STILL GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE GATE! SAY--I JUST REMEMBERED! THERE'S A GUARD ON THAT GATE! HE COULD STILL CLOSE IT IN TIME IF THEY'VE PHONED HIM! CLOSE THE GATE? WHY? NEVER MIND WHY! CLOSE IT! QUICK! ALFRED— PARKING IN ALLEY ARE YOU GONNA ASK THE JUDGE TO FORGIVE YOU FOR GETTING A PARKING TICKET UNCLE ALFRED? I'll SUSPEND SENTENCE ON THE CONDITION YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FURTHER CITATIONS FOR SIX MONTHS! ONE-WAY LESLIE SHANE— I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO, MISS. YOU SOON WILL, BATES. IT'S A LONG SHOT—BUT LONG SHOTS ARE MY LONG SUIT. RIVETS— GRAMPS! GRAMPS! - THE NEIGHBORS' CHICKENS GOT INTO YOUR GARDEN! -BUT DON'T WORRY...!! RIVETS CHASED 'EM AWAY!! RED RYDER— I CAN'T HELP MUCH, RED! I CAN DO MOST OF IT, SAM... I HAVE A PLAN! FROM THE LOOKS OF THIS GUNMAN OF BREEDYS HE DOESN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT LOGGING... NOW LISTEN: PSST... AN... SAVVY! YEH... HE SAWY by Frank V. Martinek by McEvoy and Striebel WE HAVEN'T KNOWN EACH OTHER VERY THINK WE SHOULD WELL— WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST? GO BACK TO YOUR POST AT EL CENTRO AND WRITE TO ME—I'll WRITE BACK AND SOONER OR LATER WE'll GET TO REALLY KNOW EACH OTHER O.K., DIXIE—AT I'EAST MAY'S BETTER THAN A FLAT "NO" JUST DON'T FORGET ME, THAT'S ALL by Len Kleis IN FACT, I LOVE GOING TO SCHOOL— IT'S TH'IDEA OF GOING IN AND SPENDING ANY TIME THERE THAT MAKES ME SICK! by Lank Leonard BUFFALO BILL MI-GOSMY IT HAS ITS TALONS INTO ONE OF 'EM! YA GOT FOO YA BEADY-EV KILLER! THE BERRYS— AND SOMETIME THIS WEEK END, I WISH YOU WOULD FIX THE TOWEL RACK. THAT SHOULDN'T BE MUCH OF A JOB AND THEN. WILLIE— MY TREAT MAGGI...ILL HAVE A CHEESEBURGER GIVE ME VIANDE HACHER ...UMM...AU GRATIN! THAT'S FUNN IS TH SAME LITTLE MARY MIXUP— by Lank Leonard THE WHY? NEVER MIND WHY! CLOSE IT! QUICK! by Carl Ryman ONE-WAY NO PARKING IN ALLEY KEEP CLEAR POLICE DEPT. by Oliver Passingham AS I THOUGHT—THIS FOG IS SHALLOW. UP HERE WE ARE ABOVE IT—50-45 ALL THE HIGH GROUND HERE ABOUTS. LITTLE MARY MIXUP— OH, HELLA MARY HI, DAD—I JUST GOT THE STUFF FOR DINNER WE'RE GOING TO HAMBURGER, FRIED DEAS, SALAD AND STRAWBERRIES WOODY WOODPECKER— CLICK! HORROR STORIES 6-4.54 SUPERMAN— GET AWAY FROM THATGUY,SYLVIA! HE'S NOT SUPERMAN! I AM! HE'S ONLY--WATCH OUT. GROUND HERE ABOUTS. by George Sixia BUT DON'T NORRY...!! VETS CHASED EM AWAY!! I'LL TAKE THE CHICKENS!! by Fred Harman LOOKS OF THIS OF BREEDY'S HE OW MUCH ABOUT NOW LISTEN N.. SAVVY! YEH...HEH, HEH... SAVVY, RED! QUIT TALKIN'; YOU TWO, AN' KEEP WORKIN'; THAT GUY, SYLVIA! HE'S NOT SUPERMAN! I AM! HE'S ONLY-- WATCH OUT! JOE PALOOKA— YOU CAN'T GO FURTHER, THE REDS ARE BETWEEN HERE AND ISTANBUIL. YOU COULD ONLY GO BY PLANE. CUTTING OVER MOTZELGOVINA. I AIN'T GOT ENUFF MONEY FUR A LONG TRIP, DOCTUR. A FRIEND OF IS LEAVING HERE TODAY, SURE HE'LL T YOU. IT'S A V LARGE PLAN THE SAINT— CHICAGO CENTRAL BANK D.F. Jakes Twenty Thousand THAT'S TWICE WHAT YOU ASKED, MR. JAKES--FOR AN EXTRA PAINLESS JOB! I'M TERRIFIED OF PAIN..... DON'T HURT ME DON'T LET ME K WHEN IT'S COMI THE ONLY REASO AFRAID TO DO IT MYSELF! by Fred Meagher YA GOT FOOLED, EH? YA BEADY-EYED KILLER! WELL, I'LL BE... YOU GOT YOUR TEETH INTO ITS LEGS BEFORE IT GOT ITS TALONS INTO YOU! W-WHAT HAPPENED? ?? THE CUBS! DID IT HURT THEM? ? ALL RIGHT, BOYS... YOU CAN LET GO NOW! by Carl Grubert THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH OF A JOB... AND THEN... DADDY... JACKIE, PLEASE/IT ISN'T POLITE TO BUTT IN. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT YOUR TURN... MAMA ISN'T FINISHED BOTHERING ME YET! by Leonard Samsome THAT'S FUNNY... MINE IS TH SAME AS YOURS MINE IS DIFFERENT... OH? ...THE DIFFERENCE IS THIRTY CENTS! OH! by R. M. Brinkerhoff by R. M. Brinkerhoff WE'RE GOING TO HAVE HAMBURGER, FRIED POTATOES, PEAS, SALAD AND STRAWBERRIES SOUNDS FINE -BUT, MARY- THOSE ARE ALL FROZEN FOODS--THEY'LL HAVE TO THAW OUT TWO HOURS BEFORE YOU CAN COOK THEM HAMBURGER, FRIED POTATOES, PEAS, SALAD AND STRAWBERRIESSAME FOR ALL OF US JOE'S LUNCH by Walter Lants by Wayne Boring MATCH OUT. POOR, FELLOW-- HE MUST BE CRAZY! AS IF I WOULDN'T KNOW MY OWN ED GORE EVEN IN HIS SUPERMAN OUTFIT. HE'S NOT AS CRAZY AS YOU THINK! BECAUSE I'M NOT ED GORE! OH--BUT... I DON'T UNDERSTAND! YOU COULD BE TWINS! BUT-- YOU CAN'T BOTH BE ED GORE! HE SEEMS TO BE COMING AROUND! BETTER ASK HIM. MATCH OUT! HE MUST BE CRAZY! AS IF I WOULDN'T KNOW MY OWN ED GORE EVEN IN HIS SUPERMAN OUTFIT. CRAZY AS YOU THINK! BECAUSE I'M NOT ED GORE! YOU COULD BE TWINS! BUT YOU CAN'T BOTH BE ED GORE! HE SEEMS TO BE COMING AROUND! BETTER ASK HIM. I AIN'T GOT ENUFF MONEY FUR A LONG TRIP, DOCTUR. A FRIEND OF MINE IS LEAVING FROM HERE TODAY, I'M SURE HE'LL TAKE YOU. IT'S A VERY LARGE PLANE. ID SHORE BE VURRY MUCH A BLIGED AND SO HUMPHREY IS GIVEN A LIFT BY A VERY NICE GUY. IM BRINGING SOME OIL MACHINERY TO TURKEY... AND HAD ROOM TO SPARE. GLAD TO GIVE YOU A LIFT. SHORE ELAGUNT OF YA. WISH YA'D LEMME GIVE YA WHAT MONEY I GOT. THO, MR. PARSINS. by Ham Fisher by Leslie Charteris