anaheim-bulletin 1954-06-01

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— HOLY SMOKE! YOU SURE LOOK BEAUTIFUL, MADAM JAY! THANK YOU. SLICK, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. DIXIE DUGAN— I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY GRACE GODFREY WOULD DO A THING LIKE THIS — SHE PROMISED TO SAVE THIS HOUSE FOR YOU! GRACE? BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING I COULDN'T WAIT ANY LONGER FOR YOUR FRIEND MICKEY TO DECIDE — SO I SOLD TO THE VERY NEXT CUSTOMER WHO CAME ALONG VIRGIL— Y KNOW THAT FORTUNE TELLER OVER ON MAIN STREET...SHE TOLD ME I'M GONNA LIVE A LONG LIFE AND BE A RICH MAN HOW MUCH DID SHE CHARGE YOU? FIFTY CENTS MICKEY FINN— MICKEY FINN— IT HAPPENED SO QUICK I DIDN'T SEE IT! HE TOOK PHIL WITH HIM? SURE! THEY'RE STILL HANDCUFFED TOGETHER! THEY'RE STARTING AFTER HIM NOW! THE FIELD IS FENCED IN ALL AROUND? YEAH! BUT THERE'S A BIG GATE OVER ON THE RIGHT AND — LOOK! HE'S CUTTING ACROSS TO IT! IT MUST BE OPEN! ALFRED— CARL RYTHAN 6-1 BEEP! CHIRP! BEEP! LESLIE SHANE— YOU REALIZE THAT HE'S TRIED TO KILL YOU ONCE BATES—and that he'll TRY AGAIN? I KNOW, MISS! ALL RIGHT—I'M READY TO TALK TO THE POLICE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT WE'LL NEVER GET TO THE VILLAGE TONIGHT, MISS. WHEN THE FOG RISES HERE IT COMES ON FAST AND THICK. WATCH Y STEP, MI I KNOW, MISS! ALL RIGHT—I'M READY TO TALK TO THE POLICE IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT RIVETS— RED RYDER— BETTER TELL OLD SAM TO SIGN THAT TIMBER OVER TO ME, RYDER. BEFORE Y' GET MORE OF THE SAME! IF HE DID EVERYTHING WOULD BE LEGAL FOR YOU AND YOU'D KILL US SURE, SO WE WOULDN'T TALK! THE ANSWER IS NO. BREEDY! by Frank V. Martinek RED, WE'VE GOT TO GET ON THEIR TAIL... AND DON'T LOSE THEM. by McEvoy and Striebel O I SOLD TO THE VERY CUSTOMER WHO ALONG JACK! POPS! by Len Klels FIFTY CENTS YOU MAY LIVE LONG BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE RICH by Lank Leonard BUFFALO BILL— THE FEATHERS ON THOSE TWO EAGLES ARE PROBABLY THE ONLY ONES WITHIN MILES! AND THEY'LL COME DOWN FOR NOTHING BUT LIVE BAIT! I GUESS THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!...USE THE CUBS BUT WHEN YOU SHOOT YOUR BETTER HIT FEATHERS! THE BERRYS— HOW WAS SCHOOL TODAY, JACKIE? I DON'T LIKE IT! BUT WHY? I TOO TOO WILLIE— MOM, WHAT'S TEMPERAMENTAL? SH-H-H- -I'M THREADING A NEEDLE! LITTLE MARY MIXUP— by Lank Leonard LITTLE MARY MIXUP— -BUT- WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE RECORD YOU WANT? I CAN'T THINK--BUT IT'S ABOUT LOVE GATEST SONG HITS WOODY WOODPECKER— NO! I DON'T WANT ANY! BRUSHES TH' NEXT GUY RING THAT B GETS PIT OW H by Oliver Passingham WATCH YOUR STEP, MISS. AT LEAST WE MUST GET BACK TO THE HOUSE AND THE PHONE. SUPERMAN— S-SUPERMAN, YOU--YOU SAVED ME! B-BUT WHO IS THAT OTHER SUPERMAN? THAT'S WHAT I INTEND TO FIND OUT MYSELF, AS SOON AS I GET YOU OUT OF DANGER! BY GEORGE SIXTA BY FRED HARMAN THE ANSWER IS NO. BREEDY! ALL RIGHT, RYDER! I'M TIRED OF FOOLIN' AROUND YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE! S-SUPERMAN! YOU--YOU SAVED ME! B-BUT WHO IS THAT OTHER SUPERMAN? THAT'S WHAT I INTEND TO FIND OUT MYSELF, AS SOON AS I GET YOU OUT OF DANGER! JOE PALOOKA— AMERYKANSKY DAWK. GUESS I'LL HAFTA...WOTTA SHAME. THE SAINT— BUT I THOUGHT ALEX GRANT WAS ONE OF THE BIGGEST NAMES IN THE MOVIES! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I WAS DOING A STUNT IN A PICTURE, AND A TRUCK ROLLED OVER ON ME! Tuesday, June 2, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — by Fred Meagher I GUESS THERE IS NO OTHER WAY!...USE THE CUBS BUT WHEN YOU SHOOT YOUR BETTER HIT FEATHERS! ILL DO MY BEST...BUT WE'LL ALSO USE SOME INSURANCE!...DON'T FORGET THE CUBS HAVE SHARP TEETH! BUT THE EAGLES WILL TRY TO LIFT THEM HIGH INTO THE AIR TO KILL THEM BY DROPPING THEM! I'VE THOUGHT OF THAT! by Carl Grubert BUT WHY? I HAVE TO WORK TOO HARD! YOU HAVE TO WORK TOO HARD? LISTEN, MBOY...MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO STAY IN SCHOOL AS LONG AS YOU CAN! BECAUSE THE MORE TIME YOU SPEND IN SCHOOL, THE LESS TIME YOU'LL HAVE LEFT TO WORK FOR A LIVING! by Leonard Samsome -I'M THREADING A NEEDLE! MOM WHAT'S TEMPERAMENTAL? WILLIE! STOP BEING SO TEMPERAMENTAL! WHAT'S TEMPERAMENTAL? by R. M. Brinkerhoff -IF YOU CAN'T GIVE ME THE NAME OF THE SONG, I AM AFRAID I CAN'T HELP YOU, MISS MAYBE IT'S A WALTZ, REAL DREAMY - IT GOES LIKE THIS-- TUM-TE-UM- TUM-TE-UM-M-TUM-- TUM TE UM-M-TUM-TE-UM-M-TUM-M by Walter Lants SLAM! TH' NEXT GUY TO RING THAT BELL GETS THIS PITCHER OVER HIS HEAD! GR-RR! I GUESS YOU'LL WANT SEVERAL TICKETS TO THE POLICEMENT BALL? by Wayne Boring AT'S WHAT I END TO FIND OUT MYSELF, AS DOON AS I GET OUT OF DANGER! I--IM SEEING DOUBLE! W-WHAT IS THIS? YOU CAN'T BOTH BE SUPERMAN! SWEET SASSAFRAS! HE MUST BE THE GUY I CAUGHT POSING AS ME! ONLY---HE... HE POSES AS ME---BETTER THAN I CAN DO IT MYSELF!! AT'S WHAT I END TO FIND MYSELF, AS DON AS I GET OUT OF DANGER! I--IM SEEING DOUBLE! W-WHAT IS THIS? YOU CAN'T BOTH BE SUPERMAN! SWEET SASSAFRAS! HE MUST BE THE GUY I CAUGHT POSING AS ME! ONLY--HE... HE POSES AS ME--BETTER THAN I CAN DO IT MYSELF!! by Ham Fisher SPLAY! PORE HELLA. I'M DOIN' THIS FUR YOR. OWN SAKE... SHAME TO OF WASTED PRUNEY'S PIE. *NIETCHEVO... NIETCHEVO. BABBLE BABBLE BABBLE... *AN OLD EXPRESSION OF THE RED SLAVES, WHICH MEANS... *WHAT'S THE USE... NOTHIN' MEANS NOTHIN'! by Leslie Charteris DOING A T IN A URE, AND A K ROLLED ON ME! THE ONLY KIND OF ACTING I'M GOOD FOR CAN'T BE DONE BY A MAN WITH NO LEGS! ME, THE TOUGH GUY... AND YET I FIND I HAVEN'T THE GUTS TO BLOW MY OWN BRAINS OUT! I WANT IT DONE FOR ME! WELL, MR. GRRANT, DO YOU HAVE YOUR CHECK BOOK?