anaheim-bulletin 1954-05-19

DON WINSLOW OF THE NAVY— DIXIE DUG— IT'S A LETTER FROM JACK—TO ME—UNMAILED— I FOUND IT ON THE FLOOR IN MEL'S ROOM JUST NOW IT'S THE SAME KIND OF LETTER I'VE BEEN GETTING FOR ALMOST A YEAR—NOTHING BUT *I LOVE YOU* SIGNED "JACK" HOW DO YOU 'POSE MEL GOT IT? IT'S HIGH TIME I FOUND OUT A LOT OF THINGS VIRGIL— POP—A MAN JUST OPENED TH' WINDOW AND HE'S CRAWLING IN— HE'S WEARING A BLACK MASK—and HE'S CARRYING A GUN— 0000H...IS HE A TOUGH LOOKING CHARACTER... MICKEY FINN— THANK GOODNESS, THEY GOT HIM ABOARD WITHOUT ANY TROUBLE, MR.TUTTLE! YES! I MUST CONFESS THAT I WAS NERVOUS UNTIL THE DOOR WAS FINALLY CLOSED! IT WENT OFF SMOOTHER THAN I EXPECTED! I FIGURED THAT PERKINS WOULD MAKE A BREAK FOR IT! SO DID I! HE'S SUCH A SLIPPERY GUY THAT I WAS ALMOST SURE HE'D TRY SOMETHING! WELL, HIS SLIPPERY DAYS ARE OVER NOW! THERE THEY GO! ALFRED— HEY! POINT THAT GUN DOWN! DYA WANNA SHOOT SOMEBODY! LESLIE SHANE— WELL, SHE'S GONE, EH, BOGEY? TAKEN THE BAIT NICELY—THANKS TO YOU. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, WHEN YOU GET HER DOWN TO MILL HOUSE? MURDER BOGEY!! MURD WELL, SHE'S GONE, EH, BOGEY? TAKEN THE BAIT NICELY—THANKS TO YOU. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, WHEN YOU GET HER DOWN TO MILL HOUSE? RIVETS— RED RYDER— NELL, GAM, YUH GETTIN' HUNGRY ENOUGH TO SIGN OVER THAT TRACT OF TIMBER TO ME? I TOLD YUH I ALREADY SOLD THAT LAND TO RED RYDER! NOT YET—WE GOT YOU BEFORE TH' PAPERS WERE MADE OUT AN' SIGNED! MY WORD IS BETTER 'N ANY PAPER! RYDER ON THE TIMBER YUH WANT, BREEZE AN' HE'LL NEVER SELL IT! by Frank V. Martinek BUFFALO BILL— PLEASE, BILL, WE MUST FOLLOW THOSE PIEGANS! PLEASE! WE CAN'T! THE HOSSES...THEY'LL STARVE! MAYBE US, TOO! WHEN WE GET ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER WE'LL BEAR WEST ALSO! by McEvoy and Striebel NIGH TIME I D OUT A LOT INGS CALL ME? SIT DOWN YOU STAY OUT by Len Kleis OOH...IS HE A UGH LOOKING CHARACTER... HERE HE COMES--CREEPING ACROSS TH ROOM--VERY QUIETLY... THE BERRYS— WHY ARE YOU PAINTING SO FAST, DADDY? I HAVE JACKIE! WILLIE— WELL, THEN, IT'S TIME! FOR WHAT by Lank Leonard WELL, HIS SLIPPERY DAYS ARE OVER NOW! THERE THEY GO! by Carl Ryman by Oliver Passingham MURDER HER, OF COURSE! BOGEY!! WHAT ELSE? MURDER HER! HOW LONG HAVE WE KNOWN EACH OTHER, WILLIE? OH, BOUT THREE MONTHS, MAGG! WELL THEN, IT'S TIME! FOR WHAT LITTLE MARY MIXUP— OH, ELMER! NO, NO! SORRY-PAPA WONT LET ME HAVE OUR CAR TONIGHT--I'M TOO YOUNG FOR A DRIVER'S LICENSE NO!-ELMER CAN'T DRAW OUR CAR!-TELL HIM GET A TAX! BUT, DAD—ALL DRESSED AND ELMER CAFE AFFORD A TAX! WOODY WOODPECKER— RADIO STATION XYZ CLOP! CLOP! 6-19-54 SOUND EFFECT DEPT. WOODY WOODPECKER DIRECTOR SUPERMAN— WELL--GO AHEAD... BEND THIS IRON LIKE I DID! QUESS I CALLED YOUR BLUFF, YOU FAKE! WHAT A SPOT! THE KRYPTONITE'S GOT ME SO WEAK, I CAN'T CONVINCE HIM IM REALLY SUPERMAN! AND DO WHAT I WHO C MASQUE SO THE TIME W MURDER HER, OF COURSE! BOGEY!! WHAT ELSE? MURDER HER! by George Sixta by Fred Harman WELL--GO AHEAD... BEND THIS IRON LIKE I DID! QUESS I CALLED YOUR BLUFF, YOU FAKE! WHAT A SPOT! THE KRYPTONITE'S GOT ME SO WEAK, I CAN'T CONVINCE HIM IM REALLY SUPERMAN! AND DO WHAT I WHO C MASQUE SO THE TIME W JOE PALOOKA— GOTTA PICK UP SPEED! I BEN FERGETTIN' I'M IN A HURRY AN' JEST ENJOYIN' SCENERY. TRANSLATION THOSE IDIOTS MISSED GET HIM WITH YOUR AND DON'T MISS... THE SAINT— ALL I'M ASKING YOU, MR. FRIED, AS THE BEST ATTORNEY IN TOWN, IS WHETHER YOU SEE ANY LEGAL FLAWS IN MY IDEA! OFF HAND, MR I CAN'T. BU Wednesday, May 18, 1954 ANAHEIM (Cal.) BULLETIN — $ by Fred Meagher WHEN WE GET ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RIVER WE'LL BEAR WEST ALSO! THERE IS A CHANCE WE MAY BE ABLE TO LOCATE 'EM AFTER IT RAINS! I HAVE A FEELING I'LL NEVER SEE MY LITTLE BABY AGAIN! by Carl Grubert WHY ARE YOU PAINTING SO FAST DADDY? I HAVE TO JACKIE... THE CAN IS ALMOST EMPTY AND I STILL HAVE QUITE A BIT TO DO! SO I HAVE TO HURRY AND FINISH BEFORE I RUN OUT OF PAINT! by Leonard Samsome WELL, THEN, IT'S TIME! FOR WHAT? TIME TO ANNOUNCE OUR ENGAGEMENT! HUH A FELLER CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL THESE DAYS! CITY LIMITS WELL THEN, IT'S TIME! FOR WHAT? TIME TO ANNOUNCE OUR ENGAGEMENT! A FELLER CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL THESE DAYS! CITY LIMITS by R. M. Brinkerhoff NO!-ELMER CAN'T DRIVE OUR CAR--TELL HUM TO GET A TAXI! BUT, DAD—I'M ALL DRESSED UP AND ELMER CAN' AFPORD A TAXI! I'll BE BACK SOON, MARY--MAYBE MY PAL, ABE,CAN-- ER--BE BACK SOON THIS IS NICE OF YOU, ABE... I'LL DO YOU A FAVOR SOME TIME A BE FISH MARKET by Walter Lants SOUND EFFECTS DEPT. WOODY WOODPECKER, DIRECTOR THAT SOUND EFFECT FOR A HORSE WAS AWFUL! WHAT DID YOU USE? by Wayne Boring A SPOT! RYPTONITE'S ME SO WEAK, T CONVINCE AM REALLY PERMAN. AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO FAKES WHO GO AROUND MASQUERADING AS ME SO THEY CAN MAKE TIME WITH MY GIRL? WAIT! YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE! I REALLY AM SUPERMAN--ONLY... MAYBE THIS'LL TEACH YOU WHICH ONE OF US IS SUPERMAN! A SPOT! RYPTONITE'S ME SO WEAK, T CONVINCE M REALLY PERMAN! AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO FAKES WHO GO AROUND MASQUERADING AS ME SO THEY CAN MAKE TIME WITH MY GIRL? WAIT! YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE! I REALLY AM SUPERMAN--ONLY... MAYBE THIS'LL TEACH YOU WHICH ONE OF US IS SUPERMAN! by Ham Fisher TRANSLATION THOSE IDIOTS MISSED HIM, GET HIM WITH YOUR JET! AND DON'T MISS...OR ELSE? I WILL GET HIM, COLONEL...I KNOW THE CONSEQUENCES. DUM DE DUM DUM AH... OFF HAND, MR.JAKES, I CAN'T. BUT-- CAN'T YOU HEAR ANYTHING I SAY? SPEAK UP! I'M DEEF! I WAS SAYING... YOU COULD ALMOST LITERALLY GET AWAY WITH MURDER! LESLIE CHARTERS JOHN IPRANGER